Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)12:31 No. 19727 ID: fb5d8e
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>There is only one thing that he is interested in...
>The Orb of Infinite Psyche.

The Romanticar Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)12:31 No. 19728 ID: fb5d8e
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Chapter 1:
"Look on my works, Ye mighty, And despair."

QUICKLY, OUTSIDE! THERE IS A WATCHTOWER TO GUARD!

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)12:32 No. 19730 ID: fb5d8e
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7:00 AM.
The buzzing of my decade old alarmclock never fails to wake me.
I would remain in bed, but what is the point?
An eternal sleep is just as meaningless as eternal unrest.

I better get started with my morning ritual. I have about an hour before school starts.

Use orb as anal bead.

>>19730
Find your mother, skin her. Wear her like a comfy warm sweater. You may eat the insides if you like.

Are those your PJs? If so, get some real clothes on, you slacker. If not, then I guess breakfast sounds good.

>>19730
Stop talking to us, you know what to do in the mornings, commence boring but necessary get up and go montage.

>>19730
Swing the orb over your head and wield it like a flail.

>>19730
Fap wildly for exactly an hour.

I mean WILDLY.

Put on some makeup.

>>19730
YOUR NOT A NUMBER
YOUR A FREE MAN
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

I'm on the run, I kill to eat.
I'm starving now, I'm feeling dead on my feet.
Going all the way, I'm nature's beast.
Do what I want, I'll do as I please.

Run! Fight! To breathe! It's tough!
Now you see me (haha!) Now you don't.
Break the walls, I'm coming out.

Not a prisoner I'm a free man,
And my blood is my own now.
Don't care, where the past was,
I know where I'm going...Out!

If you kill me, it's self-defense,
If I kill you, then I call it vengeance.
Spit in your eye, I will defy,
you'll be afraid when I call out your name.

Run! Fight! To breathe! It's gonna be tough!
Now you see me, and now you don't.
Break the walls, I'm coming out.

Not a prisoner, I'm a free man,
And my blood is my own now.
Don't care, where the past was,
I know where I'm going.

I'm not a number, I'm a free man,
Live my life where I want to.
You'd better scratch me from your black book,
'cause I'll run rings around you.

[Solo]

Not a prisoner, I'm a free man,
And my blood is my own now.
Don't care where the past was,
I know where I'm going.

I'm not a number, I'm a free man,
Live my life where I want to.
You'd better scratch me from your black book,
'cause I'll run rings around you.

Not a prisoner, I'm a free man,
And my blood is my own now.
Don't care where the past was,
I know where I'm going.

>>19730
Brush your teeth, boy, and be quick about it.

Your morning ritual involves eldritch horrors and the summoning thereof, right?

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)12:43 No. 19744 ID: fb5d8e
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>Are those your PJs? If so, get some real clothes on, you slacker. If not, then I guess breakfast sounds good.

Fine.. I guess I'll put on some clothes. There's some pants and a shirt on the floor. I'll wear the same t-shirt I was sleeping in.
If anyone leans in for a sniff it's their just reward for doing something creepy like that.

>Stop talking to us, you know what to do in the mornings, commence boring but necessary get up and go montage.

I don't know. I don't really feel like it.
Brushing teeth? Eating?
I might as well use the hour to walk to school.
It doesn't really matter.

I wonder if this quest is intended to be autobiographical?

>>19744
How dare you ignore the montage! Buck up solider! We are now playing a game called life and you are the main character! Show some backbone and take the initiative to make the world a little more awesome!

>>19744
your name in roman numerals is L8. this is a hint as to what you should be, for school.

>>19744
OH MY GOD WHAT'S THAT OUT THE WINDOW HOLY SHIT MAN

Get out your Belle & Sebastian and Morrisey CDs and listen to them until its time to go to your teenage prison of the damned.

>>19744
Eat something, you anorexic faggot.

Hush you.
If you don't want to go to school, skip in style, for god's sakes. What sort of family do you have?

Jump out the window.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)13:22 No. 19764 ID: fb5d8e
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I guess I should eat something. Best to indulge in a desire than to shiver with emptiness.

I head over to the kitchen.
There's your answer to what kind of family I have.
My little sister Janine sits at the table, apparently doing nothing but waiting for me. She looks quite happy when I finally come in.
>"Big brother! Mom already left to work.. Uhm.. Could you give me a ride to school?"

Her elementary school is even closer than my high school. She could walk there any moment.
Why she'd want to ride on the back of my bicycle is beyond me.

>>19764
MORE incest Reaver? *Really?*

>>19764
give her a ride. swerve into oncoming traffic.

>>19764
Dawww
Don't be a fag.
That's adorable. Give her a ride...
Then skip school and go on an ADVENTURE~

>>19765
>MORE Incest
>elementary school

>8I

Give her a ride, if you know what I mean
...
By that I mean rape the hell out of her until she screams ONII CHAN

>>19765
Hey, don't belittle him for his fetish. Where would we be if we all started doing that crap?

>>19764
Just do it dude, she is family. Just tell her that you need to get something to eat. And seriously dude, cheer up, life is not so pointless that you can't smile once in a while.

>>19764
Because she loves you, you soulless ignoramus. Give her a ride to her school, be a good big brother.

>>19764
Aww. It's clear she looks up to you. For... some reason. I have no idea why, you emo prick.
She's completely adorable. Go ahead and take her to school, as soon as you finish eating.

Feel free to ignore and/or act on those countless suggestions to rape that delicious loli that no doubt have already begun, as is your want.

>>19764
Only guy in the place? Shit sucks ass man, I cxan sympathize.

Anyway, give her a ride, then go see if you can't find a job or something to fill in the time.

Might as well. Not as if you have anything better to do.

Janine, eh? Will she grow up to be the secretary of the Ghostbusters?

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)13:34 No. 19778 ID: fb5d8e
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It is indeed my duty as the elder sibling to take care of her, and I can't deny that I love her as much as she loves me, despite how her senseless idolization can turn vile now and then.
I agree to give her a ride, and she immediatly runs over to give me a hug.
I've never been one for pshysical contast. It feels awkward, and to make matters worse, the thought of incest flashes through my mind. I can only grimace and endure.
Such terrible thoughts make it difficult for anyone to cheer up.

I tell her I still have to eat something before we leave. I still have atleast 50 minutes anyway.. Unless I skip school, then it won't matter at all.
Janine says she understands.

What kind of digestible substance should I gorge myself on today, in my overluxurious kitchen, stocked with unnecessary products?

>>19778
Idunno What's your favorite? :3

>>19778
We'd have to know what you have in order to tell you that, you emo prick.

>>19778
toast, eggs, and cereal. simple to prepare and quick to eat.

If you get any more Emo I will come in there and kick the shit out of you.

Gorge yourself on some delicious loli pussy.

>>19778
You got time, cook up some scrambled eggs with cheese. Ask if your sister wants some. Ignore the weirder thoughts and focus more on the tasks at hand. They may be simple, but everything eventually leads to a grand finale.

eat Muschio Malto

>>19778
Pineappples

>>19781
Be sure to throw some bacon in with those eggs, you emo prick.
Real men eat bacon. Every day.
Ask your sister if she wants anything.

Potato chips. And write in your Deathnote replica diary. Because you're so edgy like that.

>>19778
3 dozen hot pockets.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)13:48 No. 19790 ID: fb5d8e
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I do not have the gut for toast, egg, bacon AND cereal, nor do I wish to become horrendously obese. I'll have some cereal.
Janine stays close by my side, watching my every move. She declines my offer to make some for her too.
I don't understand this little girl.

It is the moment your infinite psyches begin to belittle and threaten you that you know your life can't get any worse. But it's better than the void that is my mind when I do not have the orb with me.
I shouldn't have a problem focusing on the thoughts that are helpful.

>>19790
BACON!
Fine, just hurry up and eat so we can zip pan to something interesting.

>>19790
what's that pointy thinger?behind you and to your right?

>>19792
Looks like a hanging lamp over the table.

>>19793
That it is, I suppose.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)13:57 No. 19795 ID: fb5d8e
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I sit down at the table and eat my cereal at a responsible pace. If I had known I was supposed to be hurrying I would have preferred not to eat at all.
Janine slides her chair closer to mine. I suspect it will take atleast five more years for her to realize that it is inappropriate to be seated this closely to someone who is eating.

>"Hey, hey, big brother.. Do you have a girlfriend?"

Oh no, here come the questions.

>>19795
Respond truthfully. I doubt you do, but you don't look that bad and you don't seem like a bad guy so... *shrug*

>>19795
...you DO have a girlfriend, right?

>>19795
That is a good question. Answer honestly, you might as well tell us and her anyway.

Admit your latent bi-curiosity. Spend the rest of the guy cruising for hot guys. You know you want to.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)14:06 No. 19800 ID: fb5d8e
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No, I don't have a girlfriend, and have no interest in getting one. A relationship, especially at my age, seems like a fleeting fancy that will only turn into pain and trouble. Should I ever get a 'girlfriend' then it will first have to proven that I and this person will be happy together for the rest of our lives.
Right now, 'girlfriend' and 'boyfriend' is just something you see on TV.

I tell her 'No.'.

She is quiet for a moment.

>"Hey, hey.. Have you ever been kissed?"

Judging from the way she phrased it, I suspect she read this exact line in a magazine or overheard it on television. The way the media shapes little girls into lustful vixens makes my heart turn black.
Part of me wants to protect her somehow.

SMILE GODDAMNIT

>>19800
>Protect her

Well... you could claim her for yourself. That way, no one else could spoil her.

ANYWAY.
Continue with the truth-telling.

>>19800
Please god tell me you've at least been kissed.

>>19800
Be a role model, tell her no, and tell her that you just haven't found that one special person. She needs to know that these things take time to build and that the media over blows such flights of fancy because it attracts older viewers as well as younger viewers.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)14:15 No. 19806 ID: fb5d8e
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It was several years ago when we were all on vacation and I had not yet seen the dark truth that burdens me this day. I was a boyish rascal, and somehow, so was she.
We played and pranked and quickly grew closer. Then, on the last day of the vacation, she gave me my first kiss and left me stunned. I can still see the wink and smile she gave me as she ran off.
I never saw her again.

I tell Janine 'No.' and explain her that such things take time. I leave out the details about the media and expectations of current day society, as I do not expect her to understand.

She responds with a simple 'Oh.' and remains silent for the rest of my breakfast.

>>19806
... I suppose I'll just come out and ask it. When the hell did you discover this dark truth?

>>19806

Sounds to me like you never quite got over her.

>>19806
Finish breakfast and ask her if she is ready to go. Grab stuff and head out. Keep thinking to yourself that one day you might meet someone like her, keep your hopes up. Smile as you walk out that door.

>>19806
Great, now your little sister feels sorry for you. Though why you didn't get that chick's number, I don't know. And you've apparently only been kissed once in your life, so I guess you deserve the pity.

>>19809
Me neither.

I know! Let's find her. That should make things not boring and fun.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)14:38 No. 19816 ID: fb5d8e
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When did I discover the dark truth? I suppose it was around the same time as the vacation ended. My heart yearned for a love it couldn't have and no longer paid attention to the pleasant veil that made everything else seem so fun. Suddenly, it was all shattered, and the great void that lay below was revealed.
Perhaps I did never get over her. But what would it matter if I ran after her and got her contact information? We probably didn't leave near eachother.
Heck, I never even bothered to ask her age.
No, 'girlfriend/boyfriend' is a thing from television.

I never bother to do my homework, so my book never leave my bag. Janine was already wellprepared to leave.
Soon, we're off.
There's still a good 35 minutes before either of our school begin, and the ride is going to be short.

>>19816
Dumbass!

Listen, what matters is the attempt! You can get closer to her, you can find her, you cxan see her again! You just have to try, forget that dark truth bullshit! Sure, it seems too easy on television, but all fiction has to start somewhere!

Make your own story. Be the main character. Get your girl.

>>19816

I can't believe I transferred from helping an overlord conquer the world to working for YOU.

Try not to get into a crash, alright?

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)14:50 No. 19824 ID: fb5d8e
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But where do I begin? Where do I start? How will I find my long lost love after all these years as if this is a badly written romance novel?
It would certainly add some variety to this devastated wasteland that is life, yet I am scared to accept change without a proper plan.

I drop Janine off at her school. She's half an hour early.

>"Thank you, big brother!"

>>19824
Be sure to tell her that she is welcome and also that you love her very much. Give her a hug if necessisary.
You never know, it could be the last time you see her alive.

>>19824
You have her name and where she was from, right?
At least a nickname, a picture? You certainly remember her face, at least.

Let's start with the simple stuff. What's the fine lady's name?

>>19824
Well, first of all, you could remember her name.
There is such a thing as a phone book.

>>19828
Or, hell, the internet.

>>19828
Yeah!
Hell you don't even need the phone book!
This is the INTERNET AGE man, you can find ANYONE if you have at least ONE piece of information about them.

>>19824
Also keep trying not to get into a crash.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)14:59 No. 19835 ID: fb5d8e
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I'm not going to hug my sister. She's hugged me already, and had her arms around me the entire biketrip. I tell her she's welcome and that I love her, without making eyecontact.
She seems very happy about this and is quick to tell me she loves me as well.

The girl's name was Elizabeth, I believe. I don't know her last name. Never seemed to matter.
Nor do I know where she's from. She had something of a foreign accent, yet spoke English fluently.

I am torn between heading home and continuing on my way to school.

>>19824
Is this based on my life? Except I don't have a little sister but a big brother...

>>19835
Well, let's head home. We have an ADVENTURE now.

OBJECTIVE ADDED:
FIND ELIZABETH.

>>19835
If she left you then she's not worthy.
Forget her, and stop being emo.

>>19835
I think we also need to get this clear - what's this dark truth you found out? It seems to have affected you in a pretty big way.

Go to school. We're half way there and already have our stuff, right? Plus an education is important. Hopefully we can get into university and get a good job and do something we enjoy with our life rather than flipping burgers and pumping gas.
Also, what is our sister's name? Why are we called Fiftyeight? Isn't that a bit suspicious? What year is this? Where do we live? What grade are we in?

Do we have parents? Is Fiftyeight the parents?

PAUSED Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)15:08 No. 19843 ID: fb5d8e
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A goal.
I haven't had this is a long time.
I need some time to consider this.

>>19843
No.
This girl left you and therefore does not like you.

>>19844
Extenuating circunstances.

Tommorow sees undone what happens not today
Indecission brings delays; days lost lamenting lost days.

Charge bravely into the future, dude, take no shit and regret nothing.

>>19843
DON'T ACCEPT THIS GOAL.
Do shit with that orb.

Also, if you are that depressed, go back to your room a meditate for ten hours straight. Then you will see your ultimate goal.
Hear me, I beg, as I did this myself.

Does the school have guidence counselors? Maybe we should go talk to one of them about our outlook on life and the many voices in our head.

Play pong. Use Fiftyeight as ball.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)19:37 No. 20043 ID: fb5d8e
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There he goes.
That dumdum.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)19:38 No. 20045 ID: fb5d8e
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Now.. why did he treasure this thing so much?

>>20045
Hey sup.

>>20045
Because we talk. And now we know you stole from him.

You are a bad person, aren't you? Don't bother answering.

I know you are.

>>20048
Not that we really mind. Adventure time!

Your brother is very depressed. You should follow him and make sure he goes to school. You have half an hour before class starts. That's plenty of time, and you do love your brother, don't you?

>>20045
HELLO~
MUAHAHAHAH- ahem, I mean,
Nice to meet you~ :3

>>20045
We are the Orb of Infinite Psyche. We help people make decisions by offering a lot of options they wouldn't come up with normally.

Hi.

>>20045
Janine you stole the orb. Big brother will be sad, Janine. Why aren't you a good girl, Janine? Be a good girl. Give the orb back. You don't to make big brother sad. You don't want to disappoint your brother. If he realizes the orb is gone, he'll know you took it, Janine. Give him the orb back, Janine.

Be a good girl, Janine.

Be a good girl.

>>20045
Allow us to introduce ourselves: We are the Orb of Infinite Psyche.
Our purpose is to give you wonderful and insightful advice with which to guide you on your quest, whatever it may be! Trust in us implicitly! We will never steer you wrong!
Now: rape your brother.

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)19:45 No. 20057 ID: fb5d8e
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Oh hello, everyone!
Nice to meet all of you.
My name is Janine. I am 10 years old, and my greatest idol is my big brother Fiftyeight.

I've been stealing all of his most prized possessions one by one! I guess I am pretty bad, aren't I? Heehee!

Allright, I'll follow him to school. Maybe I can see some sides of big brother I had not seen before!

>>20045
Rape your brother.

This is your new mission in life - you care about him so much, and you need to make him see that. Even if he doesn't want it, you know it's right!

>>20057
Uh Janine, you know your brother is feeling really down right? Maybe you could try and cheer him up. Kay?

>>20057
Be nice to your brother, Janine. He's going through a tough time. Sometimes things are hard for teenagers.

>>20057
Don't rape your brother. That would be a bad girl. Find him a girlfirend instead. And if you can't do that, seduce him and become his girlfriend. Its what will make him happy.

>>20057
What the heck kind of name is Fiftyeight anyways? Is that like a nickname or something?
Is he using his internet name?
Or what?

>>20065
Yeah, this has been bugging me too.

>>20063
Even better! Let's show him the magic of love~ Love only a sister can give!
You love your brother more than anyone, right Janine?
Then become his girlfriend, and show him that love!

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)19:57 No. 20074 ID: fb5d8e
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Rape.. my brother?

Yes, I love him.. Yes, I know he has been going through a rough spot..

Rape.. my brother?

I want to cheer him up.. He means the world to me..

Rape.. my brother?

He has been rather shy in showing his affections.

Perhaps..

..I should take the lead.

Yes..

Big brother.. I will show you all the love in the world.

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)19:58 No. 20075 ID: fb5d8e
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Chapter 2:
"While the wicked stand confounded, Call me with thy Saints surrounded."

>>20074
You are the best owner we've ever had, Janine. Just sayin'.

>>20074
Hey, uh, calm down there Janine. Don't ruin your currently decent relationship with him by doing that.

>>20074
Bad girl. Don't be creepy. Be loving and tender about it. Make him lunch and sneak love notes into his locker. Pretend to be a secret admirer, that way he'll fall in love with you without the whole 'being his sister' thing getting in the way.

>>20074
>8[

>>20057
Pass on the knowledge of the monster portals to her!

>>20074
: D

Damnit Reaver, have you ever even heard of the Westermarck Effect?

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)20:12 No. 20093 ID: fb5d8e
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I made it to his school. It's quite outside now so the classes must have already started.
I've never followed him here before! It's so exciting. I would have brought our digital camera if I knew I was going to do this today.

Allright, orb.. You're right. I shouldn't be too aggressive at first.
Help me find a way to make my big brother feel loved...

>>20093
You know his locker number?

If yes, slip a loving note to him, signed by a secret admirer.

How about we start out with something like finding his bike and leaving a love not on it. How about something like "Hey Cutie! You probably don't think about me much, but I remember all the fun times we've had together. I've finally tracked you down, and I want you to know that I think you're the greatest. -Kisses and sweet sweet love, Your secret admirer"

>>20098
BETTER IDEA:
Sign it: Elizabeth.

>>20099
Nah that would never work.

>>20099
That's just evil. Do it.
When the time comes, tell him you'll be his Elizabeth~
And you'll never leave him~

is anybody else getting deja vu via that episode of CSI where the younger genius sister messes with the CSIs to save her brother from a murder charge, and later to get him locked up when he goes to college?

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)20:25 No. 20109 ID: fb5d8e
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Elizabeth? For some reason, I know exactly who you mean.. So he told you all of his secrets too, hm? Heeheehee!
I'll know aaaalll about you, big brother!

I find his bike around the corner. I'll use some of my school stuff to leave him a note.

>"Hey Cutie! You probably don't think about me much, but I remember all the fun times we've had together. I've finally tracked you down, and I want you to know that I think you're the greatest. -Kisses and sweet sweet love, Elizabeth"

I'm sure he'll feel so good..
Allright, time to step things up! Maybe I can keep one step ahead of him all the time, so he'll find new signs of 'Elizabeth' wherever he goes.

>>20109
Do we know where his locker is? How about his class schedual?

>>20109
>Allright, time to step things up! Maybe I can keep one step ahead of him all the time, so he'll find new signs of 'Elizabeth' wherever he goes.

You've a bright future ahead of you if you can think like this at your age. :3

But seriously, good idea. Get his locker number, see if you can find Liz before he does. She and him fell in love during a vacation and she gave him his first kiss. So find her, mail him things from her address, blah blah blah.

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)20:36 No. 20124 ID: fb5d8e
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Yes! I have his schedule.
I made a copy a few weeks ago so I could check what he was doing every moment of the day.
Looks like he has chemistry right now, followed by P.E., followed by musical classes--

Wait.
First kiss--?

>>20109
Nice unicorn notebook. It really brings out your loliness.

>>20124
Yes, his first kiss.
You.. you're too late, sweety. I'm sorry.

>>20124
Yeah, a kiss on the cheek. Kids stuff. Lets go find his Gym stuff and put a bunch of paper hearts in it so that when he gets changed hearts will go flying everywhere. How romantic.

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)20:40 No. 20131 ID: fb5d8e
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I'm.. too.. late..
And brother lied to me about it..

Elizabeeethh...

Elizabeeeeth.. you.. THIEVING. WHORE.
I will DESTROY you.

>>20124
Eh, first kiddie kiss. Those don't count. You can be his first... well, something else.

(rape rape rape)

>>20124
IT'S NOT TOO LATE. You can be the one to take his virginity. Together, you will lose yours. His to you, and yours to his. It will be beautiful. And he can be your first kiss, as well. Something that BITCH will never have. She left him. She didn't know how good she had it. But that's where you come in. You'll be with him forever. You'll never abandon him. Never let him down. Never leave him! NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER

>>20135
Clearly we only have one thing we can do. We must find Elizabeth and steal a kiss from her lips. That way we'll steal his first kiss back.

>>20131
Woah, calm down.

You can be his first kiss with tongue, better hurry though, wouldnt want to lose that too.

>>20146
This is a great plan.

>>20147
Addendum: losing your cool means losing him.

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)20:52 No. 20156 ID: fb5d8e
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Yes.. Yes.. I can have his first kiss with tongues. I can be the first to share his saliva.
And the first to have his body.
Yes.. Yes..
Elizabeth, I will leave you in the dust! He will be mine.

I should kiss Fiftyeight with tongue as soon as I can. For now, I'll head over to the gym before his chemistry class ends.

>>20131
Um, what kind of destroying are we talking about here?

Make sure to somehow impede his changing. You can hide his gym clothes or something and make him REALLY late for class. Then, you make your move.

>>20159
The sexy kind.

I'm pretty sure if you tell him there's "some boy" you like and you want him to help you practice kissing before the time comes, since you'd rather do it with somebody you trust than act like some slut straight out of TV he would agree.

Just saying.

>>20156
So, hm. We need to hurry more, lest the previous class catches us. That would be... bad.

>>20160
But then she can't see her sexy, sweaty brother. Find a way to spy him while changing!

Hide his clothes in a hard to reach spot (For him) then wait for him to find them. Then you'll see him change as well as have him to yourself.

>>20165
This. Also, new objective: Use gym class as an oportunity to steal his underwear.

>>20156
Also hide us under your shirt or something - you don't want us to see that you took the orb!

Look, Janine, let's be frank here:
You're ten. He's in high school. If you're going to rape him, you HAVE to know what you're up against. You can't just rush into this like some eight-year-old. You need to have a plan.

Therefore, I recommend you find a way to spy on him -- perhaps, during P.E. -- and get a look at what you're going to be up against, if you catch my drift.
Even if you've seen him naked before, it's SPY TIME.
I have faith in you. You can do this.

Good plan. Hide his clothes, then watch him change as you steal his undies. Boxers are good.

((I just can't get over the fact that I'm a guy myself who isn't a real fan of the 'cest, yet I think this is REALLY fun. I guess that's Quests for ya.))

>>20167
That'd be easier at home.

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)21:07 No. 20177 ID: fb5d8e
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Allright, I'll hide you guys in my shirt. No peeking, allright?!

I made it to the lockers. I have to the key to his because I stole his keychain and made copies of all his keys so I could sneak into his room when he's not around. Though I also creeped in when he was sleeping and made a photo! Heehee!
Anyway, his clothes are here. Fiftyeight brings his gymclothes in for laundry once every month because he can't be bothered carrying them, he says, but on mom's demand he does bring in clean underwear.

Sooo.. Should I hide them? Or should I hide somewhere to watch him change? It'll be a public changing room, though, and I don't want to see the other guys naked! Yuck!

But you're here now.

Hide them first, then when the other guys leave, enter saying that you forgot that Mom said to give him the gym clothes. It won't be as suspicious.

Then hide and watch him change.

>>20177
Steal UNDIES and hide them elsewhere. Hide in unused locker nearby. It's not like you have to LOOK at other boys!

Oh, and we can't see in your shirt. just around you. It's kinda weird.

>>20177
If you don't want to see the rest you'd be better off spying him at home. Also much less suspicious if you're discovered.

But you're here now.

>>20177
We can spy on the other guys changing and use them as a method of comparison to see just how hansome our brother looks naked compared to everyone else.

((on another note, I hope his hot mom finds us so we can have the whole damn family after his emo ass.))

Stick to you bro, you don't want to be too confused.

>>20182
>Oh, and we can't see in your shirt. just around you. It's kinda weird.
Yes, Janine, in a sense, it may be best explained by saying we can only see what you intend us to see.
Therefore there will be no peeking against your will.

However if at some future point you wanted to help us make more informed decisions by letting us know what we have to work with, you could certainly make arrangements for that as well.

Undies are clean, there's no scent.

>>20177
Why don't you steal his undies and keep them? Then you can be happy in the knowledge that you own something that he's worn down there~
Keep them safe~ Breath in the scent~
And hide the gym clothes somewhere devious!

Why not place your own undies in the locker with a ravishing note?

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)21:18 No. 20204 ID: fb5d8e
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Heeheehee!
It's his undies!
They're clean, though, so it's not as interesting. I'll steal some used ones from his room tonight.

Okay, I'll hide all his gymclothes and myself in the unused locker at the end of the row, then watch him freak out!
Big brother is always calm, so it will be such a treat to see him all flustered. Heeheehee!

>>20202
Yes, its a good thing we wore our sexy underwear today.

You are a heinous creepy bitch and you should feel very very bad.

>>20204

Wait, leave a note inside his locker about how we can't wait to get into his pants!

>>20207
I actually agree with this person, and I'm not anti-incest.

This isn't the unrealistic, cute 'aww I hope their forbidden love flourishes despite society's cruel slings and arrows' incest... this is the obsessive, disturbing 'damn girl, you need therapy' incest. Seriously, is there a school councilor you can see?

>>20210
It's not as bad as alexquest.

>>20214
It would be if she had that collar. In fact i think it'd be worse.

>>20214
Yeah, but that's not saying much.

Gentlemen, gentlmen. Remember, she can only do what we suggest. If its turning creepy I do believe we have no one to blame but ourselves. Mayhaps time would be better spent guiding her away from the path of rape and towards a nice healthy relationship, hmm?

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)21:29 No. 20219 ID: fb5d8e
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Allright! I'll put my froggy panties and a note in his locker instead!
Oh, I'll be able to see his reaction right away!

I hide in the locker and peek out. Oh-- They're all coming in now. Brother is getting undressed.
Aaaaah, he's so handsome!!!
My heart is racing!!
Eeee, he's opening his locker!!!--

>"...Janine?"

..What?! How did he know those were my undies?!
And.. he doesn't look flustered or excited..
He just looks kind of disturbed..

..Am... Am I really crazy..?

>>20210
>this is the obsessive, disturbing 'damn girl, you need therapy' incest
That's what makes it so entertaining.

FROGGY PANTIES

GIRL

WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK

>>20218
What makes you think that? Do try not to annoy the person in control of us?

>>20219
No, no, you can see he's totally blushing - he just has to hide his reactions since there's other people around. Don't get discouraged!

>>20219
>..Am... Am I really crazy..?

I'm sorry, but yes.

Yes. A little. You are talking to voices in your head. How about you fake a kidnapping? Pretend that bitch Elizabeth is stalking your brother and kidnapped us, then he'll come to our rescue like a night in shining armor! Oh it'll be so romantic! And it'll explain why our panties were in his locker.

>>20219
It's natural for your first crush to be a sibling or someone like them, especially at your age.

If you want to 'take him', continue down your path with full conviction.

If you want him to be happy, give him us back and ask how you can help him find Elizabeth.

Yeah you are crazy...Since when is that a problem>

>>20219
What... WHAT?!

>>20219
Hmm, think we blew your cover, girl. Sorry about that.

Abort mission, don't give him his clothes. Put them in his locker after he leaves, take your panties back, and get out of there. He's way too apathetic to confront you about it later if he's too confused as to what the hell happened.

>>20219
Yes, yes you are. Abandon this rape/relationship plan with your brother and give us back over to him.

Don't listen to all these quitters. We can still totally get this done - we just have to be careful about it! If you give up now, you'll be losing your brother. Do you WANT that to happen?

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)21:44 No. 20237 ID: fb5d8e
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Well, brother just put my undies back and told the teacher he couldnt join, then he got scolded and now he has to stay an hour after school to make up for it..
I feel pretty bad for doing this!
I guess if you guys all say so I must be crazy, and now I'm hurting my big brother with my craziness..

..but I'm not giving you back so you can find Elizabeth!
You, uhm, that voice that said it's okay? Okay, I will listen to you.
Guys, just help me get close to my brother without hurting him, okay?

Well, I guess I can hurt him a LITTLE..
He's mine after all..

>>20234
That's horrible. Way to manipulate a confused little girl.

Janine, you love your brother, and that's great. But love is more than just using him- oh fuck, why do I feel like Mudy? There's no way reason's gonna work, have your little incest-fling.

>>20237
Alright, heres what you do. Go into his bag and steal his not-done homework. Get as much of it done as you can then sneak in and put it on his desk before class.

>>20237
Two of us think its okay, Sweetie. I just prefer to be more direct with advice, and solve the problems right here and now in front of us.

>>20243
Don't do this, it will blow your cover. We're trying to be like a ghost at this stage of the planning. We have to be entirely unseen.

You've done well today, but now you need to retreat. There is always after school tonight, but right now there isn't much more to do.

>>20237
Build him a monster portal so he can conquer the world

>>20243
I like this idea. You're a smart little girl, do it to help your brother.

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)22:00 No. 20255 ID: fb5d8e
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Hey, I can listen to reason! I may be crazy but I'm really smart! People say I'm supersmart for my age, and I always get the highest grade.
I think I deserve my brother!

Speaking of which, I stole all of his homework! It's alot.. He always says he thinks homework is idiotic because he already does work at school, so I guess he never finishes any of it.

..Uhm..

..Guys, I don't know how to do any of these!

>>20237
The key is to show him he can't live without you. That you're the one best suited to be with him. The only one who truly understands him. You're his soul mate! He just doesn't know it yet. So we need to do things to show him.
Making his life obviously better would be a good start. I support doing his homework, if you can. And if you can't... why not make him something tasty for dinner?
Later on, you can pack him lunches. They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach!

>>20255
Well, show it to us. We're smart, too.

>>20255
Write really long numbers for each hard math problem, so the teacher will get bored and not check it.
For history/literature questions, write things like "Hamlet" and "Holden Caulfield".
For anything that you don't understand at all, just draw something pretty so the teacher will feel impressed and not mark him down.

>>20257
Yeah. We're all super smart and we have access to the internet and things to. We just need you to write everything down. Make sure to dot your "i"s and "j"s with hearts and stuff, so he knows it was you.

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)22:08 No. 20261 ID: fb5d8e
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Allright, I'll certainly finish this homework, and make him dinner, and lunch!!!

Allright, so, uhm...
Really long numbers...
and dots become hearts..

..uuuhhh...

>>20261
Don't fall for it, Reaver just wants to trick us into doing his homework or something.

>>20261
Uhm.

Huh.

Damnit, I can't remember shit.
Would help to be able to see the figures.

>>20261
4) 28.875 feet!

1) Number 1 clearly wants you to use a ruler to measure the bit of the diagram, no problem there.
2) Again, this is clearly simple ruler use. Man, this is easy.
3) 375 x 25.3 = 9487.5 duh.
4) 28.875
5) multiply the length by the width.
6) none. This is clearly a military aircraft.

See, simple stuff. And remember, when in doubt, guess C.

1) Richard Nixon
2) The Battle of Hastings
3) 69
4) 3.14
5) Only if it rains
6) A rectal thermometer is more accurate
7) Taft was the fattest president
8) Make a lateral incision
9) The Northwest Passage

There. All done.

3) 9487.5 lb

>>20265
Listen to THIS fellow, he seems right.

...These are easy, if you have a calculator. You do have a calculator, right? A smart girl like you can do multiplication and measuring.

>>20265
Seconded.

Alternate, funny answers:

1) Trick Question. Planes have airports, not stations.
3) Trick Question. Depends on the weight of the plane.
4) Trick Question. Planes are measured in meters.
5) Its on the side of the plane, obviously.
6) Trick Question. Depends on the size of the baggage.
7) Trick Question. It would take more paper than we have.
8) Trick Question. It appears to be missing.
9) 150, 200, 250, etc.

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)22:20 No. 20275 ID: fb5d8e
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You're right, guys! With your help this is easy!
You're the best!

...is anyone else concerned that these questions seem like they came from Airline Terrorism 101?

>>20275
OH COME ON
THREE POSTS WITH CORRECT AWNSERS AND YOU PICK THE ONE WITH THE WRONG ONES

*simmers angrily*

>>20275
No no no! This is all wrong. You have Question 3 and 5 mixed up! Oh well. Guess theres no helping it now. We'd best sneak into his class ahead of him and put his homework on the teachers desk with his name on it, so that the teacher will think he was peachy keen and handed it in early.

>>20275
Genius! You're well on your way to being a Rhodes Scholar, young lady!

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)22:23 No. 20280 ID: fb5d8e
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All done! I'll leave this on his desk when his class is having music lessons. I think this week they'll be practicing flutes?
Right now he must be in the library studying cos' he couldn't join P.E.

What should I do?

Lets go find out which flute he'll be using and use it a bit. It'll be like an indirect kiss. his lips will be touching where our lips have touched. How romantic!

>>20280
I'm not sure... But you are making a lot of headway on embarrasing your bro. Panties in his locker, skipping PE, and now laughably incorrect homework written in pink?

Dohoho, he has a flute you can practice.

but yeah, go stalk him in the library

>>20280
You seem more willing than the last host, mmmyes.... Maybe you should find this Elizabeth girl... ELIMINATE the competition.

>>20281
Or you could go a step farther, and play the flute with your OTHER lips... Then it'd be like he kissed you... down there...

>>20282
Are you implying that Pink is not, like, the coolest cover ever? For shame on you good sir. You should know better. All real awesome people and their totaly hot brothers use pink.

>>20286
Thats it, I'm punching this guy in the nose to establish authority.... I can do that right? .. How do I punch in this GOD DAMNED BALL! HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)22:40 No. 20290 ID: fb5d8e
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Allright! I'll head over to the musicroom to play with his flute, then if I have time I'll go check on him in the library, and THEN I'll find Elizabeth and DESTROY the stealing hussy! Heehee!

The music room is empty right now. Oh! The flutes must be kept in the little drawers on the desk.
Hmmm... I could play it.. Ah, his mouth was on it! I'm blushing!
..Hmm? I could put it down there...? Oh geez, no, I couldn't.. but.. hmmm...
Oh geez.. Big brother's lips..

>>20290
DO IT
DOWN THERE

>>20290
Lets just put it to our regular lips, ok? We don't want him smelling anything... fishy.

>>20290
All things in time. For now, just put it to your mouth like you normally would.
Don't worry, you'll get plenty of attention all over soon enough, when Big Bro consummates his love for you.

>>20291
FILTHY GENE POOL CORRUPTER! Do what you want with the flute, none of it will matter when he finds his beloved dead... and then you can "console" him all you like.

>>20290
You shouldn't play it - you might get caught! You'll have to do it quietly...

>>20290
Who is the "freis" fellow?
Perhaps you should compare his flute to 58's.

Right, don't play it. Just... kiss it, lick it... maybe touch yourself with it, if you feel bold.

Cutscene! Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)22:50 No. 20300 ID: fb5d8e
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Okay.. I'll just.. kiss it a bit.. maybe lick it.. hmm.. maybe..
Oh.. Big brother...

His lips have been on the flute. Therefore, it's like they're his lips. Where do you want his lips to touch you?

>>20302
Well said.

inb4 he catches us

YOU HAVE KISSED THE FLUTE THAT HIS LIPS HAS KISSED! OH MY GOD *SQUEEEL*

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)22:55 No. 20306 ID: fb5d8e
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Oh.. Big brother..

>>20306
Uh... are we not wearing a shirt?

Become less obsessed.

>>20307
Can't you recognise a wet daydream when you see one, boy?
Watch more anime.

>>20307
We WERE, but not anymore. Fine you stupid girl RELIEVE YOURSELF, kill later. *grumbles*

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)22:58 No. 20311 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Janine.. You're the only one for me.."

Alright, enjoy your daydream Janine, but don't dawdle. Getting caught would be bad.

D:

>>20311
Wow. Just wow.
He's pretty hairless for a highschooler, isnt he?

>>20314
Depends what they mean by highschool, for Australians highschool is 13-16 So it would be quite easy to be hairless at that point.

>>20319
*SQUEEEL* Thats totally exactly how its going to go if you stick with us kid. We guarentee.

Suggestion 2009/08/01(Sat)23:11 No. 20321 ID: 7eda8b
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Chryssalid: Pop out of Big Brother.

>>20319
Are you alright, girl? You kinda blanked for a moment there...

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)23:16 No. 20326 ID: fb5d8e
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Oh.. Ah.. Big brother.. What are you..
Oh no.. No, big brother.. You shouldn't.. ah.. no..!

>>20326
We should um. We should do this in the washroom or something...

>>20326
Use the flute to help simulate his touch.

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Big brother..! We shouldn't..!

>*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNGGGG*

SHIT! Put the flute back and run, girl. We cant possibly stand to get caught, not at this point!

Oh please don't do zat.

>>20330
DO NOT LET ANOTHER TAKE US! WE NEED YOU! RUN AND HIDE!

>>20330
RUN AND HIDE
RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN

Whatever you do, just make sure you put the flute back and close that drawer.

>>20330
I'll bet freis's is bigger~

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)23:23 No. 20337 ID: fb5d8e
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Oh noooooo~!!!

I sure hope 58 doesn't get accused of molesting his sister with a flute, stealing her pantiesw, and forcing her to do our homework.

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)23:26 No. 20340 ID: fb5d8e
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Okay, I managed to run away unseen! Thanks, guys!
Did you see that?! Indirect kiiiisssss!!!
Eeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Thank you, guuuyysss!!! Eeeeeee!!!!!
Eeeeeee!!! Heeeheeheeeheeheeeeeee!!!!

>>20340
We're not done yet, we still have to get that homework into his teacher. He'll be so happy when he hears that he totally aced everything!

>>20340
Um...no problem, girl. Now, about this Elizabeth...

>>20340
Well, good job for now.
We need to replace the unfinished homework. Bro doesn't seem to care either way about that sort of thing, and as for the undies incident, mom mixed up the laundry.

So what's next, our loli vixen?

When I first saw this emo quest, I thought it was going to be serious as fuck. Instead, we rape out brother and have sex with his flute.

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)23:42 No. 20347 ID: fb5d8e
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Okaaaaay, I followed the number of his class to their homeroom class thingy!
Uhm, I don't know where he sits though!

>>20347
Tough...
Normally, the teacher keeps seating arrangements on their desk, right?

Just put it on the teachers desk with a note saying we were so proud of it we thought we'd just hand it in early.

Then lets go spy on his music class through the window.

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/01(Sat)23:59 No. 20351 ID: fb5d8e
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Allriiight, I put his homework on the desk with a little note. Homeroom teachers can deal with all homework, right? Cos' they're homeroom teachers.
I check the drawer anyway. There's indeed a list that shows where Fiftyeight is seated.

Hmm.. Should I go spy on big brother, or check out his seat?

>>20351
Lets check out his desk, then we'll go spy on him. Oh I bet he plays like an angel...

>>20351
Check out his desk.
Who knows what treasure we'll find!

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/02(Sun)00:13 No. 20357 ID: fb5d8e
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Ahh... Big brother's seat.. So this is where he spends his days studying and working.. thinking of wonderful things to better mankind..
Highschool sure is different.

In his drawer there are some notebooks.

Open his notebooks! Maybe he's writen something about us!

>>20357
You know you're going to read them - do we really need to suggest it?
Draw some ponies for him.

>>20357
Look through notebooks, keeping an eye on the clock.
Also, lick seat~

>>20357
Leave him an anonymous loveletter so you can reveal that you wrote it later.

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/02(Sun)00:18 No. 20362 ID: fb5d8e
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Okay, this will do.

What should I write in the loveletter?

>>20362
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
When, in disgrace with fortune and men's eyes,
I all alone beweep my outcast state
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries
And look upon myself and curse my fate,
Wishing me like to one more rich in hope,
Featured like him, like him with friends Possess'd,
Desiring this man's art and that man's scope,
With what I most enjoy contented least;
Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,
Haply I think on thee, and then my state,
Like to the lark at break of day arising
From sullen earth, sings hymns at heaven's gate;
For thy sweet love remember'd such wealth brings
That then I scorn to change my state with kings.
Totally Luving You! Take this, my love, my passion, and all my fire. Shining Kisses! -Your Secret Admirer"

>>20363
Include lots of hearts.

Dear 58, your neck is so fine.

And you've got a mean right hook

If I had my way i'd saddle you and hop on like a herbevorious bunny girl

>>20364
Oh yeah, do the hearts for the dots thing again, of course.

>>20362
I like you. Do you like me?

[] Yes [] No [] Maybe

~Your Secret Admirer

This would probably be a better place to slip his homework in, actually.

>>20368
When/If bro finds out about your plans, use the waterworks. Cry and say how you just want to be closer to him.