>>222626
(Maybe we're faster than that. Remember, we didn't even get to see our progress on the flower until like 3 updates after it. I thought we were slow growers too, but it sounds like that isn't the case after all.)

Hey, Flora, let's stand at a mirror for a few minutes. I want to try a few things.

>>222658
Let's try growing another leaf and see how long it takes to grow.

o 2010/09/03(Fri)02:58 No. 225263 ID: 45be60
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Florence enters to her dingy but familiar apartment after the long trek up the stairs, unsurprised though vaguely disappointed to find that no magical cleaning fairies came by to tidy the place up in her absence. She guiltily glances at the pitiful excuse for a plant intended to make her cramped, elevated desk feel more friendly, and goes to fill a glass from her sink with cleanish water for the poor thing.

She stands before an antique free-standing mirror, rescued from her grandmother's house after she died, and starts to assess her injuries. Her shirt is, as suspected, terminal. She carefully peels it off and deposits it unceremoniously on the floor. The gash across her torso is not life threatening, but neither is it superficial, and it does sting like hell. It may scar if not handled carefully. The cut on her arm is little more than a nick, the initial contact point of a wild swing intended to do her serious harm.

...I hate this city and everyone in it.

wow, it may just be the popular culture seeping in from your memories but you look pretty hot. and even if that does scar it wouldn't make you any less pretty. if you really want it to seal right though we can try something.
[if she says yes then grow a small seed pod]

and while you may not like some people in here i am sure someone out there is good.

>>225263
Aw, don't feel bad Flora... There's always some bad elements in any city. Let's see now.

[grow some long vines, intended to reach the cuts, and gently hold them shut]

...is that a plant back there behind you?

Don't worry with our help you can get a great job mutating plants for fun and profit. Then you can move to the country and relax.

>>225267
More than hold them shut, how about we start oozing something like aloe to help the healing process? Heck, lets start sanitizing the wounds and cleaning the debris out of them?

[Do this. Also: Start growing to engulf her entire skeleton in protective matter, and provide reserves of plant matter for us to use as a ready source of materials. Begin research on improved wound treatment, and how to thread through her flesh so that we can extend tendrils out from our bone-wrap to treat surface wounds and provide a starting point for research into augmenting her body.]

Any supporters or opposition to this so far?

[Nurse her plant back to health]

Not really supporting crazy plant shit at this point.

Really, you should just soak in a bath or something. We'll... uh. Oh, we can focus on that plant there to give you some privacy, if you like.

[yeah, let's keep the stuff simple and non-invasive right now]

>>225278
[By consensus, delay any alterations to her system]

Hey, Flora? We've been talking about giving your bones a protective coating so they'll be more resilient. We'd like to do a small test to see how well it works and how seamlessly we can do it. It would be maybe a few square centimeters on an undamaged section of your skull, and if it worked there we would do another trial using the same methods to splint and reinforce the damaged bone at the trauma site.
Will you give us approval to go ahead with this?

Also, would you like us to tend to your surface wounds? We can aid the healing process, and should be able to prevent it from scarring too bad. Again, only with your approval.

Titanium reinforcement of the bones should be enough. I think we could cook up an enzyme to break up titanium oxide and another to replace the calcium in her endoskeleton with titanium. That'd leave her with bones that are mostly unbreakable.

For now what we really need to do is get that cut on her torso sealed. We should be able to grow hair root structures that will serve as active sutures.

>>225285
We're not considering altering her bones, just giving them a protective coating. We're not going to make any changes that we can't completely undo in a reasonably short period of time unless she and we both decide to permanently become some sort of symbiotic or hybrid being, and that's not in the foreseeable future from either side.

So, no, we're not going to be making any changes that would be difficult to reverse.

I think it should be safe to try and figure out that poison spit now. Never know when we might need it.

[Start to develop poison spit hidden in the flower]

>>225295

Any process that we use an enzyme to facilitate could be reversed. Furthermore, reinforcing the bones could be done in a permanent fashion that doesn't require any extra work from us. A break, unlikely as it would be, would still mend normally.

im startin to get vibes of poison ivy from everyone suggesting changes. lets keep them hidden and nice.

how about this, lets release some sort of symbiotic spore on her bloodstream. they should help clean up the wounds, seal them and maybe change her blood color to a dashing cyan.

since we seem to be living here anyway, lets check that plant status. maybe we can make a little sentry out of it.

>>225315
I've said it once and I'll say it a thousand times.

We do not change anything about her body or anything in it without her express and literal permission.

This is her body we are tampering with, for god's sake, we need full and complete consent or she can (rightly) rip us out and kill us with fire for fucking around with her.

Please. Stick to modifications to our flower!

>>225319
Ripping us out would be harmful to her too, but I do agree, let's not do crazy experiments to her insides.

We haven't started any permanent changes to Florence. We're just talking about them right now.

I still think the titanium reinforcement is a winner. It'll take a good deal of energy to do, but since Florence can eat meat she has access to very dense energy sources. It should be fine. The hardest part would be extracting the titanium oxide from her digestive tract before it's passed as waste (which is what normally happens to the small amount of TiO2 that people eat). Oh, and she'd need to eat a supplement of TiO2, but that's hardly worth mentioning. That stuff is so cheap they use it in toothpaste as a whitener.

>>225373

Just so long as we don't completely coat the bones it should be fine, sealing off essential organs is probably a bad idea. In any case we shouldn't go making changes without permission, especially since it's likely to make her tear us out.

A coating wouldn't be ideal anyway. Reinforcing pins running the length of the bones would be much better. They'd be stronger, and superficial damage to the bones could be handled by her normal immune system.

>>225451
Ideal? No, but it's a change we could easily reverse. We aren't going to make a single hard-to-undo change outside of a permanent arrangement, and we aren't making any non-emergency temporary changes without her informed consent.

This is not open for debate.

It would be incredibly invasive to do any of these things. Hell, it'd probably hurt like hell.

Maybe we can grow some aloe she could use on her cuts.

>>225630
Yeah, we can grow aloe. And possibly, if she's willing to let us try it, grow fine thorns/strong vines to use as living needle and thread, to tightly bind her torso slash so that it won't scar- reactive stitches that actively maintain themselves. She'll need to disinfect those injuries, by the way, and it might be wise to avoid swimming or showering in deference to the torso slash's need to heal.

Messing around with her internals at this point is a bad idea. I would definitely want to test our abilities there on some creature that we care less about before attempting to implement them; the risk of catastrophic error is too high and the potential gain not high enough.

On minor more feasible projects, let's spruce up that plant in the corner, and maybe have it start producing some kind of strong, fresh scent. Like lilac. Lilacs are nice.

Welp, let us see what we can do for your plant there.

long vines would actually be a very useful addition, especially if we can get more than one.

In b4 we change our name to sevi.

o 2010/09/07(Tue)23:12 No. 227936 ID: 45be60
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Um... I don't think I'm comfortable with all this body modification stuff. I mean, maybe it would be useful, but I don't want to turn into some sort of freak, you know?

After staring at herself in the mirror for a few moments, she turns and digs around in the space next to her dresser to pull out a scale. She steps on and does some quick math.

Man... I think I lost almost ten pounds today. I'm starting to see my ribs. And my bra feels loose. >_< I'm going to have to be eating more than soup and ramen if I wanna get my weight back up. That means money. And I don't think there is much money in the amusingly shaped produce market... Wait, that's stupid. I could EAT the produce MYSELF.

>>227936
That's right! So what sort of produce do you like? Watermelon? Watermelon is simple. Anyway, we can produce stuff for both you and for sale! You're set for life with us!

star a garden on the roof. just make sure you have plenty of dirt and water, we'll spit put a few seeds and in a few days you will have a garden of mega fruits and veggies.

There is a huge market for custom plant stuff. You keep us full of sunlight and sweet nutrients and we will see what we can do about customizing any plant you bring us.

>>227936
Produce? OK, we'll see what we can do. What kind do you want? We can modify that houseplant to grow you something. Apple? Orange? Tangerine?

[switch over after she gives us instructions]

>>227936

Your wound still needs treatment. Will you consent to allowing us to take care of it first? No modifications, nothing freakish beyond a few roots that we'll use to stitch up the wound. When the wound is healed, we'll withdraw them. There shouldn't even be a scar.

Failing that, will you see to dressing the wound?

Meanwhile, in tiny resolution o 2010/09/08(Wed)00:14 No. 227978 ID: 45be60
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Kay, leaf is done. Potted plant is processing water happily. It could still use more... um... chemical? Something, supposed to be in the soil, need it to grow. Dangit, it's hard to put names to flavors.

oh, and our readings from your little plant says it just has bad soil.

>>227978
We require more fertilizer!

>>227978
Yes, we need more nutrient-rich soil!

>>227978

There's all sorts of chemicals it could be. Does it taste like nitrogen? Phosphorus? Magnesium? Potassium?

Nitrogen's the easiest to fix. A little soil from a successful plant will seed the roots with nitrogen-fixing bacteria so that it can form root nodules. If we spent a little time studying the bacteria I'm sure we could copy their technique for fixing nitrogen and introduce that to the plant directly.

The others require potash, or soaked eggshells, or even a commercial plant food mix.

>>227990
>>228000
WE don't, the little plant over there does.

>>227936
So far, the only change on the table is looking into a protective coating for your bones.
This change would:
*Not be externally visible
*Reduce the odds of suffering broken bones
*Enable us to instantly set and splint a broken bone
*Be capable of taking the load off of a bone so it remains fully functional even while healing
*Reduce both the chance and severity of head trauma
*Enable us to treat damage in proximity to bone

My estimates suggest that we should be able to prevent bones from being broken in melee combat as long as the weapons you encounter aren't capable of more point-force than an aluminium baseball bat. I don't know how well it would fare against a lead pipe, and I seriously doubt it would hold up against a sledgehammer.
This is an estimate, not a guarantee; we can't know how well it would work without a trial run.

That's all we're asking for right now; permission to use a square inch or two of your skull for testing.
At the very least so we can develop a better way of treating the broken bone around here; what we're doing now is comparable to holding a vase together with scotch tape. Or bailing wire. It worked fine for an emergency patch job, but now you're in a safe location and we have a chance to focus on doing a proper job.

>>227978
Well, if you can get some seeds we can help your plants grow. Then you can have all the fruits/vegetables you can eat!

>>228012

Let's get her cut taken care of and her belly full of food before we present her with a formal proposal about upgrades.

The damage from the head trauma will heal as long as we keep the pressure from the pooling blood down. We're already doing that, so we can let the trauma mend normally there.

The chest wound needs attention.

Shouldn't we be a little worried about her losing so much weight? That's not normal for humans. This might be something to do with all the bleeding, or with us using it for nutrients.

>>228054
Most likely it's a combination of her mutational ability and that.

>>228060
or the fact she has been starving for quite a while.

is there a means for us to grow a small garden for her? the other options include growing leaves to feed her from inside.

>>228136

Leaves... or we could grow chloroplasts in her skin directly. That'd give her a constant source of free sugars. Hm, but it'd also turn her green. And the amount of sugar generated would depend on how much skin she had exposed to the light.

So, basically, she'd be this naked green girl. You know what, let's shelf that as an emergency plan, maybe. Like, desert island scenario.

For now, we should work on getting her fed normally.

>>228260
i just noticed we could take a stroll and make a lot of fruits from trees in the park.

i would still like to have a private garden to feed her. how about developing our own meat fruit later on?

>>228266
i dont mean on her, i mean a meat tree.

inb4 sausage fest

>>227978

We might be able to place the flavor with the tastes she knows. Phosphorous tastes like bone. Nitrogen tastes like ammonia. Sulfur tastes like rotten eggs. Potassium is not much more than salty.

o 2010/09/10(Fri)03:43 No. 229090 ID: 45be60
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>>228054
>>228136
Oh, heh, no no, it's fine guys. I'm not starving or anything. At least I wasn't before. This is all from today, my body trying to burn enough energy to keep my core temperature up. I do this kind of thing in winter sometimes to keep my girlish figure under control, but I might lose a pound a day that way, and I don't feel more than refreshingly cool. When I woke up, I was really cold, so I guess I found my limit today. Honestly, it was further than I expected.

I figure my cuts just need disinfecting and some dressing. Neosporin and a gauze wrap would be ideal. What I HAVE is about three shots of Everclear and... um... I'm open to suggestions. I am still nursing that headache from before too. I guess I should raid the medicine cabinet and see what I have. Maybe I can find a band-aid or something. It's supposed to be aspirin free, right?

>>228004
>Nitrogen? Phosphorus? Magnesium? Potassium?
>>228374
You don't taste with a tongue! Your reference frames are unfortunately entirely incompatible.

Well, you can at least say that what the small plant needs is not something you have detected in her bone. You are processing your supply out of her blood stream, in relatively large quantities compared to the other stuff you need. So, probably what she knows as "ammonia" you guess? Though her mind has no recollection of that or indeed any OTHER nutrient being present in any significant quantity in the human blood stream. Curse her high school science education! Just enough knowledge for you to be aware of your ignorance.

>>229090
So the plant needs iron or nitrogen, then.

But for now, we need to do something about those wounds.
[Grow a vine down to each of her cuts, and begin cleaning and sealing her wounds.]

we cat secrete Aloe and stuff if you want that.

>>229090
Might also want to take a shower or something, too. Or a long relaxing bath. Or something.

>>229090
Everclear is almost pure alcohol. That's a good disinfectant. As for bandages... well, we may be able to help with that. Pick off a leaf of our flower carefully and press it to a cut. We should be able to make little tiny grabby things to hold together the cut, and form a protective covering over it.

How much can we change existing plants structure? We could make that plant grow into a gauze like material usable as bandages.

cleaning the wound is priority when treating them. who knows, maybe that bum used to kill rats with that blade

Clean cotton works remarkably well for keeping bacteria out of wounds. If you have a cotton terry cloth towel, that's nearly as good as gauze for dressing the wound for now.

Use the everclear to disinfect, and then dress the wound with a towel and tape. If you don't want it to scare, you can let us try to help and make stitches, or you can use super glue to seal the wound tightly, or you can go to a clinic.

Honestly you're bleeding very little. I'm quite surprised. Preventing infection and making sure scarring doesn't happen are the primary concerns.

o 2010/10/11(Mon)01:57 No. 242035 ID: 45be60
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The urge to be helpful is quite strong, but it takes you a moment to come up with a practical idea that seems likely to work. Hmm, naturally occurring velcro structures are a simple enough, and as luck would have it, there's a wildflower among you who was working on some very applicable burs back at the lab. The delicate control practice would probably be good for you too, so you decide to go for it. You advise Florence to use the potent alcohol as she had intended, and inform her that you will try to work on a dressing in the meantime. Slightly confused at what you have planned, she nevertheless agrees and goes to work at her apartment's lone sink.

Meanwhile, you start working on your own task. The new leaf continues to grow, mostly in length, and the underside is thickly covered in fine hairs. Each one gets a tiny barbed hook at the end, sharp enough to catch flesh, but small enough not to pierce deeply and cause further pain.

Okay, that's as good as I think I'm gonna get here. Still about a shot left in the bottle. Now what?

Proceed with plan unchanged? [Y/N]

hmm, extend a small unhooked part from both tips so she has something to grab onto so it wont stick to her fingers, then step her through it. stick it to one side of the gash then gently pull it over and stick the other half to the other side.

>>242035
>>242036
Yes.
Now lets proceed.

Ideally the hooks should only be on each far edge. It's supposed to work like a clamp instead of a sticky sheet.

The way it works now, it's like a piece of duct tape.

o 2010/10/12(Tue)00:26 No. 242451 ID: 45be60
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Huh... This is kinda weird, but I guess it works.
After a few experimental pokes, she gives the middle leaf a good tug and plucks it off. Ouch. Well, not really. That didn't really hurt in a physical sense, but the separation was a bit jarring, and there was some psychosomatic expectation of pain. You can no longer feel the leaf directly, but it still echos of nearby plant life, and probably will until it dries out.

Well this is... surprisingly effective actually. I mean it's not going to do for preventing infection, it's just not big enough. But it holds the skin closed nicely, and without the sutures and bullshit. I... I guess... clean cotton? I can sacrifice a sock for a bandage I guess. Oh wait.. duh. I have a recently alcohol disinfected washcloth. Now where did I hide my tape?

in your desk maybe?

o 2010/10/12(Tue)01:32 No. 242468 ID: 45be60
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After a brief struggle with a haphazard stack of bric-a-brac, she comes away with a mostly full roll of masking tape that will probably do the job. She settles down in a chair and flips on the television while she fiddles with the rest.

Unfortunately, the rest of the job is soon forgotten in the wake of the distraction that comes next.
"...is being treated for smoke inhalation, and is listed in stable condition.

"Authorities are holding several members of the domestic terrorist group Green Planet in connection with the attack, including cell leader Eric Wallowski. In an online statement one hour ago, an anonymous Green Planet source has publicly denied all responsibility for the attack, and condemned the police for what they claim to be the latest in a long series of discriminatory arrests from peaceful protests."

The stock footage associated with these peaceful protests is not flattering. Florence grimaces.

"A Crey spokesman had this to say."
"The Green Planet has made no secret of its unwavering animosity toward a company dedicated to the betterment of all mankind. That they would stoop to the level of endangering innocent civilians in order to disrupt our work is shocking, but surprising to no one. They are a menace, and those responsible will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law."

"Once again for those of you just joining us, an explosion this afternoon has destroyed a Crey Industries research facility on the harbor, leaving at least 26 dead and over two hundred wounded, and releasing tons of toxic material into the atmosphere. Fire fighters on scene report that they have contained the flames, but that hazardous chemicals continue to escape and urge local residents to remain indoors. If you experience any unusual symptoms, contact your poison control center immediately at the number listed below."

See? I told you they would blame us for this. That is just wrong. Eric is like the nicest guy you ever met. He wouldn't hurt anybody. I won't stand for this kind of discrimination.

huh, no poisons were anywhere near that place, must be talking about us. need you to get some bags of topsoul and then we pop some seeds into it and we'll grow you some ultra food trees. and if you want we can make some grenade fruits.

>>242468
What do you think we should do?

>>242468
The blast clearly originated from the inside of the building, and therefore was almost definitely caused by a lab accident rather than a bomb. Point this out (preferably over the Internet, trough several proxies) and the company's claim falls apart.

>>242480
What the police are doing right now is SOP - detain the people involved, say nothing at all about the case in order to prevent details from making it to the public and thus making it that much harder for somebody to construct a plausible lie that matches the evidence.

The real blame falls on the people who did such a mindbogglingly bad job of designing the facility, and it was an accident, but we were the ones who triggered it.
Get us near a computer. We'll grow tendrils and things and anonymously post about how it was an inside job and give details on how it happened that the police can verify. If we come out with an account that matches observable evidence - including evidence that the police have not yet discovered - and claim responsibility for it, that will take the heat off your friends.

The public will still 'feel' like you were behind it, of course, since people remember the accusation more than the truth of it.

Alright hivemind! We need a list of all the facts we know about our experiment and the incident. The more exhaustive the list, the better the report I'll write will be.

So far:
The incident was triggered when a specimen of a research project into genetically engineered superpolymorphic plants broke its containment structure and damaged the lighting system. This sparked a fire which subsequently ruptured a cryogenic coolant line. The details between this point and the explosion are as-yet unclear, but we are aware of some details.
The debris pattern is radial away from the building, which precludes the possibility of a protester being responsible; if they were then there would be signs of an inward blast even if there had been a secondary explosion, but no such signs exist.
Following the explosion large quantities of superchilled fluid spilled outside of the structure, resulting in people within an area larger than the blast radius dying of causes which varied from hypothermia to sudden full-body freezing.
The report of a hazardous chemical leak is, at best, an exaggeration. The primary concern is that not all specimens of the experiment have been accounted for, and there is quite a bit of concern over the high risk these plants present.
Simply by way of example? These plants can grow faster than kudzu, regrow from clippings, are hardy enough to survive winter in colder climates, and are capable of developing a resistance herbicide in the same way that bacteria develop resistance to antibiotics.
If it got out and started to spread then not only would it mean heavy government sanctions, but a PR fiasco that could well destroy the company. The poison story is to keep people from walking through the area and potentially getting a clipping stuck to their clothing and spreading it out of the containment area, and soon enough it will be true due to the proverbial 'scorched-earth' policy that will be enacted for containment.

I really don't see us being able to type on a keyboard. We could grow into keys, but how would we retract from them?

I don't think there's much we can do for green planet at the moment, everyone takes whats said on the internet with a grain of salt anyway.

>>242511
well then we can dictate it to flora.



oh just remembered. the mugger had some athletes foot, a fungus, and we kinda set it on a wild hyper growth pattern, so if it makes you feel any better the jerk who did it will wake up with mushrooms growing out of his feet.

>>242509
Also: We know that the explosion was triggered by a plant filled with what was probably highly compressed methane.

>>242509
This. Also if other bits of plants survived and latched onto other people they could probably take control entirely and become walking plant monsters. If this happens we may have to try to develop some super powers for flora so we can go out and combat these terrors! SUPER PLANT WARRIORS GO!

I'm not so sure we should mention us, if they come to take us back to the lab it would likely put Flora in danger.

>>242511
That's why we don't just make a blog post. We send it directly to the police, and tell them that they have a week to seal off the area from everybodyincluding employees, verify our claims, state that Green Planet is no longer believed to be responsible for the attack, and let them go. Further, that if this does not occur then we will be releasing this information to the press in an effort to force their hand, because 'our boss' has no sense of justice or ethics and intends to quote accidentally unquote destroy incriminating evidence, and we wouldn't be able to live with ourself if we let that injustice slide.

Also? Nowhere in my draft did I mention any of the more fantastic abilities we possess.
Every individual trait I mentioned is already fairly common, and combined they make for a completely plausible engineered species. I also never stated that there was any contamination, just that it was a concern.

The goal is to make it appear to be an employee in the midst of a moral crisis trying to do the right thing while applying standard CYA practices.
Oh, and we should use a gmail account so we can read and reply to responses.

Walking plant-monsters might have already been discovered among the injured employees. In that case Flora is in a great deal of danger, especially since the mugger might be able to identify her, and he'll be an obvious target with the cloud of spores wafting out of his shoes.
Between that possibility and the certainty of being wanted in connection with the explosion, Flora should really be trying to lay low right now, and I'm not sure staying in her apartment surrounded by meat-trees never before seen on Earth is the right way to do that. The anonymous informant thing is good, but it's not going to work from behind bars.

>>242736
We didn't sense any other sentient plants after the blast so it's likely that there are no others.

Besides that? This is supposed to be manipulating the police into serving our own ends, not the company or the public.
Further, we can easily send the message in such a way as to render the police completely unable to identify the sender. It's easy to submit an anonymous tip where the police won't track you down, and if you know how it's only slightly harder to make the possibility so low it's called 'near zero' as a formality.

Oh, and the mugger won't connect Flora to the fungal infection. Too much of a delay.

Okay, so heres the scoop. Drawing computer should be back from the shop soon, expect updates to resume in December.

(I could maybe fake something in the mean time, but I miss having my stylus and drawings and installed programs and I am lazy)

o 2011/03/15(Tue)15:19 No. 288519 ID: 45be60
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>No poisons present
No offense, but I'm sort of inclined to believe the hazardous chemical claim myself. Everybody knows Crey works with some nasty stuff, it's something we have had demonstrations about in the past. In all honesty, they are usually pretty good about proper storage and disposal these days. I'd like to claim some credit there, but you don't have to be an activist to complain when the fish start walking onto dry land to escape the water. We still have occasional complaints about them even HAVING such chemicals in the first place, because of exactly this sort of situation, but the most support we can reliably muster for that is the fukkin NIMBYs. Probably why this place was down by the docks.

Florence dusts off an outdated laptop with a peeling World Wildlife Fund panda sticker on the back and boots up MS Word to start typing.

Huh, my little desk creeper looks better today. Okay, so we are doing some sort of anonymous pretend-to-be-a-scientist whistle blower thing based on your insider info? Okay, but if it turns out I'm just crazy and making this all up, I'm never listening to you again. So! The explosion came from the inside, caused by an experiment with hyper-accelerated plant growth gone awry, containment is also seeking to cover up evidence of the plants before they get out? That about cover it?

And lets talk more about how we are gonna send it.

download something that let's you use a proxy so you, and by extension us, can't be tracked down. maybe Tor?

Not too sure about the whole 'reveal the truth' angle, even anonymously. You HAVE been seen on the scene, after all, and they might start questioning witnesses.

If the authorities or Cray Industries know we've survived out here, even if they haven't figured out we're clever schmot plants, they'll try to take us back to the lab and contain us again, probably including you. Don't want that.

Listen, what you have to do to clear the name of your fellows is provide some sort of proof none of you were ever INSIDE the place or had the opportunity to, eeh, "plant" anything there. And hey, it's a science laboratory. There should be footage and records that might prove you are innocent, if they kept it seperate from where their equipment blew up.

Of course, if Cray is sitting on most of the fertile evidence themselves, they probably wouldn't share, letting you wither by trial of media.

Of course, if they don't know we're clever schmot plants, and they don't know you're helping us... maybe we could get our tendrils on that evidence. Might even figure out a way of transferring it electronically... we do seem to be doing nicely enough with brain signals, after all. Oooh, oooh! Maybe we should try a way to connect with a computer? I like getting all over stuff!

Then again you probably don't want us experimenting with and wrecking your laptop. I'd do the sigh thing, but we're pretty much constantly exhaling anyway.

Oooh! Your mobile phone, maybe? It's wrecked anyway, right?

>>288618
even if we can connect directly to a computer we are not a all in one decrypter hacker machine. we have no way of getting to the evidence because it is protected. being a smart plant puts us on the same lvl as a person not a super genius able to hack fort-Knox in ten seconds hacker.

Yeah, let's nix the hacking angle. What we CAN do is plant an underground creeper from outside their property lines, then grow close enough to get in contact with any surviving plants, then have THEM do the skulduggery.

oh and just Email it to all news agencies using a brand new email address. with the subject line being "inside info on Crey explosion"

>>288546
Yes, use Tor. Unless you include personal information with the email it's functionally impossible to trace down who sent it.

>>288519
PLANT QUEST LIVES!

Proxy sounds good. It's not like anyone at the media is gonna bother backtracing you, seeing as, unlike the FBI, they can't do anything with that info.

>>288618
>>288619
>>288620
Sorry to spoil the fun, guys, but we can interact with her brain and communicate because a brain works off of chemically induced electric impulses to alter cellular compounds, eventually translating into something sensible, which we can imitate to communicate by. Computers use pure electrical charges in a series of pulses. This isn't Hollywood. We're more psionic than technologic.

>>288645
i did say "even if we could connect" as in we can't and even if we could it wouldn't matter.

>>288645

Given a copper source and enough time we could probably form some sort of nano-copper rich root system that would interface with a computer network port. We might be able to parasite enough power from the network port to be able to send back useful information. If not, we'd need to generate an electron gradient to make our own electricity, and that's expensive as far as burning sugars. If we were attached to Florence when we did it though, we could parasite the sugars from her.

We'd still need to figure out the protocols involved (trivial given that Florence has internet access and can look up public protocols). If we had access to some of the research data on using DNA as a computing medium, and we learned how to program, I think we could pull off being a l337 h4x0r p14n7.

We're looking at a lot of time invested though.

>>288702
Sounds awesome, but maybe we should finish our current projects before starting something like that.

Have we made the flower detachable from us yet? Or finished the poison spit? We should fix these first, especially the first one.

o 2011/03/16(Wed)18:42 No. 288794 ID: 45be60
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Okay, um, ip masking is a thing... Google will help! Lets see, blah blah blah why would you need to... here we go! Random string of numbers from the list, tools, options, advanced, network, settings... stupid thing. Grr. Okay, cancel cancel cancel. scroll scroll... okay, hit manual, enter address, hit okay. I probably could have figured that out. So that was options, advanced, um... settings? yeah. Control V. Wait, Port? um... Oh! That's right, the bit after the colon isn't part of the ip number. aaaand Okay. That wasn't so hard I guess.

So are we back to sending this to the media again, and not the police? It's fine, I should just probably make some minor edits to my document first.

>>288726
The flower blossom is as readily removable as you can make it without risking it falling off accidentally. There has been insufficient consensus to proceed with plans to recreate the flytrap's digestive acid spitting ability thus far. Would you like to now?

send it everyone. more people get it the harder it is is cover up.

and not now. let's wait until she got some more food in her system so we don't drain her.

>>288794
I am against creating poison sacs inside a hole in her skull. Focus efforts on increasing the area of her body that we can effect.

>>288796
Yes, this is a critical step.

o 2011/03/18(Fri)16:47 No. 289177 ID: 45be60
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Okay, everyone, sure. Better to cover all the bases I guess.

Frustrating hours pass...

Okay, that was one of those easier said than done ideas. Finding contact info for all the regional and national news outlets is not as simple as one would imagine. I suppose that's why media relations is an official job for somebody. Carla I think her name was. But man, the police do NOT want random anonymous emails coming to them. You want to report a crime, you use the damn phone, even for anonymous tips. I did some poking around, think I got a couple valid emails for some higher ups, but I think the real way to do this would be to figure out some contact info for whatever detective is on the case. That's what the TV crime dramas tell me anyway. Not sure how to go about that.

I also took a look at that wikileaks thing, since it was all over the news a while back. But since I don't really have any "official" documents to leak, I don't think they'll be too excited about helping me.

[i]While we're thinking of it, I suppose I should try plugging in my phone, see what happens. And soon bed I think, it's getting late.

[Roll me a D2 for the phone. Low is always better round here.]

rolled 1 = 1

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>>289177
How are you feeling? It's been a while.

sure, bad sounds fine. we'll try to get some seeds ready to spread all over the place when you wake up.
good night.

o 2011/03/22(Tue)01:50 No. 290046 ID: 45be60
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Okay, the little light came on, that's a good sign. I'll try it in the morning and see if it still makes calls n' junk. Good night, don't do anything crazy over night.

[End of Chapter 1]

o 2011/03/22(Tue)02:08 No. 290050 ID: 45be60
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[[Bonus Objective - Still Small Voice achieved]]
Get Florence through the day without demonstrating plant powers to anyone.

[[Bonus Objective - The Head of a Pin achieved]]
Keep Florence's floral contamination subtle and under wraps.

>>290046
[Spend all night monitoring Flora's condition and taking corrective action as needed.]

>>290069
agree. make sure nothing bad happens. even if it makes her pillow have a blood spot.

>>290050
Aww darn it, I was doing so well at keeping the flower on the right side of her head and remembering which pictures were in a mirror, then I messed up the profile pic. HERP