Suggestion 2009/07/30(Thu)00:44 No. 17834 ID: 227d44
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Unfortunately, you haven't even decided on a name or a tripcode yet. You dumb ass.

What shall your name and tripcode be?

Leaver

Reveal

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)00:50 No. 17837 ID: 227d44
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>>17835
Your name is now LEAVER with a tripcode of REVEAL.

This is totally original.

What type of Quest author do you wish to be, a Drawfag or a Writefag?

Drawfag primarily.

Though we shall take care and spend a great deal of time with our writing, ensuring that it is all top-quality and flavorfull.

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)00:56 No. 17840 ID: 227d44
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>>17839
>top-quality
>227d44

Yeah right.

Ok, you are now a DRAWFAG with 3 levels in WRITEFAGGOTRY. You may either:

Go on IRC
Go on tgchan
Practice Drawing
Practice Writing

Practice Drawing. Lets see if we're up to snuff.

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)01:03 No. 17843 ID: 227d44
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>>17841
You spend hours working on what is sure to be your opus. And...

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)01:03 No. 17844 ID: 227d44
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>>17843
Fuck.

>>17844

Fuck? What are you talking about. That is the most brilliant shit anyone has ever done in the history of the net. Dudes are going to go crazy over that shit. Yes! We are in. Lets go put that on our deviant art 'n shit and then go practice our writing a bit (as we should be doing everyday).

This is going to be the best goddamn quest ever.

>>17844
What's the matter? You don't like it? It's just your style, bro. Make sure to tell that to anyone who objects.

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)01:13 No. 17848 ID: 227d44
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>>17846
>>17845
You know what? You guys are right!

I'm going to post this to deviantart and...

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)01:13 No. 17849 ID: 227d44
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>>17848
FFFFFFFFFFFF

>>17849
OH NO HE DIDN'T.
WRITE A FOUR PAGE SPEECH ABOUT HIM AND HIS MOTHER AND HOW ALL OF HIS KIND SHOULD HANGED BY THE TOES ABOVE A MEDIUM-LARGE FIRE.

And then block him. Don't want FAGETS talking to you, you know?

>>17849

Fuck Reaver. Dude's just a troll. Ignore him. We know we're the best goddamn artist the worlds ever seen, and whats more we think that it is he, in fact, who is the faggot, not us. In fact, lets use our levels in writing to let him know that it is he who is, in fact, the faggot in as properly edumacated a way as we can.

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)01:23 No. 17853 ID: 227d44
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>>17851
>>17850
You write a gigantic speech of how much of a faggot Reaver really is. That'll show him!

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)01:23 No. 17854 ID: 227d44
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>>17853
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Aha! He has fallen for one of the classic blunders, for it was in fact US who was trolling him the whole time!

Looks like we're off to a good start. Lets go grab a snack to celebrate.

>>17854
That... he... fuck.

Cry for hours.

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)01:30 No. 17858 ID: 227d44
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>>17855
>>17856

You do some fucked up combination of the two.
You feel less HUNGRY and HAPPIER, having cried your eyes out due to THAT FUCKING REAVER's trolling.

What do you wish to do now?

>>17858
Tell your 400 Deviantart fans to tell Reaver he is, indeed, a faget.

>>17858
Go find Reavers Quest threads and post slightly dickish suggestions that have a chance of being followed but fuck up his elaborite plots.

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)01:36 No. 17862 ID: 227d44
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>>17860
400? You only have ONE, and he's a fan of Reaver too!

>>17862

Well shit. We'd better get to fixing that. Lets practice our writing in such a way that we prepare backstory for our Inevitable Quest. Then we'll post it on deviant art.

>>17862
Oh, that's easily fixable. Go to the front page and favorite EVERYTHING; and do the same for the next ten or so pages. Make sure to leave a comment reflecting your true opinion about each and every piece.

"omg so kawaii ^__^" should do.

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)01:45 No. 17868 ID: 227d44
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>>17863
Son of a...

>>17868
Oh that BITCH.
Go to LiveJournal and tell everyone what a douche that Reaver is. That'll show him!

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)04:18 No. 17879 ID: 227d44
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>>17877
Only faggots use Livejournal. I use, FACEBOOK, BITCH. Let's see, I...h.a.t.e R.e.a.v...Eh?

A new message? From who?

READ NOTE er, message.

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)05:49 No. 17883 ID: 227d44
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>>17879
Oh, its just Driblis.

>>17882
>>17883
Wow, I'm psychic.

>>17884
Use PSYCHIC POWERS to answer Driblis' unspoken question.

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)05:59 No. 17886 ID: 227d44
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>>17885
Well, its not exactly unspoken...anyway, you tell him that you have no fucking clue. You have completely forgotten about REAVER'S ANTICS.

What do you wish to do now?

Driblis cyber Leaver

>>17886

Well, theres only one thing we can do, really.

Time to start the fucking quest, babby.

Tsk. You only answered his spoken question, not his underlying, unvoiced one...

Oh well, let's start this quest. First you gotta come up with some sort of premise. Who's the main character? What's the setting? What's the conflict?

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)06:09 No. 17892 ID: 227d44
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>>17889
Suddenly, your MAIM client opens up!

It appears to be from Driblis.

God dammit, Driblis. How do you respond?

Depends. Is Leaver a guy? Are you gay? How high is your REALITY DENIAL stat?

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)06:18 No. 17894 ID: 227d44
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>>17893
Your starting stats.

>>17894
Oh fuck yes. Cyber like there's no tomorrow, because with that stat you can easily pretend there isn't!

Lets back this up. We don't have time to cyber right now. We have a Quest to be writing.

Besides, we don't cyber without getting pics first.

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)06:26 No. 17897 ID: 227d44
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>>17895
AN AGREEMENT IS REACHED.

You came two minutes later. What do you wish to do?

Thank him for his services.

Now, let's get to work!

>>17897

Ask if it was good for him, then do what any good quester does and ask him "What do you do next?"

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)06:33 No. 17901 ID: 227d44
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>>17899
He tells you that he's going back to #rubyquest. Probably to write some fanfiction, no doubt. You feel unfulfilled. Perhaps a quest is needed to fix this!

Let's get some brainstorming going.

Main Character:
Setting:
Conflict:

>>17901
Fuck thinking. Just play some vidya for a while, all the time wondering why your awesome quest hasn't started yet.

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)06:51 No. 17905 ID: 227d44
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>>17902
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

(why is this by best drawing of a stick figure, god damn)

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)06:52 No. 17906 ID: 227d44
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Nope, nothing comes to mind. Perhaps you need some help...

>>17905
(fuck spelling; by should be my)

Read a book or something. How hard is it to come up with an outline, geez.

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)07:19 No. 17911 ID: 227d44
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>>17910

You only have an intelligence score of 10! You aren't exactly a genius(LIKE THAT FUCKING REAVER). YOU ARE NOT A MACHINE. But ok.

The main character's name is Prudy, a prudish female dog.

The setting is HIGH FANTASY WORLD.

The conflict is people trying to get you to give up your prudish ways!

You have a sinking feeling that this will not end well.

>>17911

What? Are you kidding me? That sounds like the best goddamn idea ever. How could that possibly fail? Lets get started on that right fucking now!

>>17911
Hmm... you're right, that's a terrible idea. Okay, I got it.

Find some POT or ACID to help boost your pathetically low CRE stat.

Alternatively, create a thread on tgchan called QuesterQuest to make other people come up with the quest for you, since you're such a lazy uncreative dolt.

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)07:38 No. 17914 ID: 227d44
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>>17912
You work for hours on ideas for a plot, characters, and the setting on your BADASS PLEXIGLAS CHAIR AND DESK and prepare to post it on tgchan. Here it goes...

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)07:38 No. 17915 ID: 227d44
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RRRRRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEERRRRRRRRR

>>17913
>i see what you did there

>>17915

Ignore him. Wait for someone constructive to post.

He's clearly just jealous of our brilliance.

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)07:45 No. 17918 ID: 227d44
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>>17917
...Fuck.

>>17918
Samefagging never hurt anyone. Just suggest an action.

>>17918

Man, for legendary Questers, these guys are dicks. Let us continue to ignore the trolls until we get a serious or semi-serious response.

>>17919
I agree with this, it's the best solution

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)07:49 No. 17922 ID: 227d44
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>>17918
...Huh?

Who is this?

Do you wish to continue, or ragequit?

>>17919

You ean samefagging here on /quest/ where you have a persistant ID?

Yeah. No one's going to notice that.

>>17919
>>17921
>oh you

>>17922

Continue.

>>17922
How 'bout ragecontinuing?

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)07:58 No. 17928 ID: 227d44
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>>17925
>>17926
You continue using your RAGE.

+5 Popularity, +5 CRE, +4 CHA, +2 INT

You have earned fame for being inventive, even though you totally arent!

>>17928
Yesss, we're on a roll! Now madly hit F5 every 2 seconds!

>>17928

Fuck yeah. Now hopefully we'll get a decent suggestion.

Are we being open enough that people feel like they have a choice, while at the same being obvious enough that people don't feel overwhelmed with options or have no idea what to do?

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)08:03 No. 17931 ID: 227d44
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>>17929
You do so, and new responses pop up, from famous Quest Creators, too!

+10 EGO

>>17931


Fuck Yeah! Now go the extra distance. We've finished chapter one, give 'em an epilogue to set up something for chapter two.

>>17932
And fanart bonus content!

Fulfill any requests in the subject of fanart. We'll be awesome like that.

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)08:12 No. 17935 ID: 227d44
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>>17932
>>17933
>>17934

You create a mindfucking epilogue and some hilarious request art! You see the responses roll in.

+5 EGO, +5 CRE, +5 FAME

>>17935

Outstanding. When are we planning on doing the next chapter? Lets let them know so they'll clear their schedual for us.

>>17935
Use EGO to troll the fuck out of Reaver's threads!

>>17938
No! The WHITE KNIGHTS are too strong in the Reaver threads!

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)08:23 No. 17941 ID: 227d44
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>>17937
You tell them you update every Friday. You seem to have gained a SMALL FOLLOWING. Of course, its nothing compared to Reaver's or Weaver's, but its a start.

>>17938
Speak of the Fox...

>>17941
ok, now go two weeks without updating. You just finished chapter one, time to get lazy and basically forget to do anything with it.

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)08:48 No. 17950 ID: acdc9b
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OH SHI-

Someone figured out your tripcode and posted as you! Even with the ID numbers, some people have become confused and now believe you are a GIANT FAGGOT!

>>17950
oh no

whatever will we do

>>17950
>this is canon now, as I am a lazy fuck

>>17950
Decide to let this poster continue posting as you.

Not a real problem!

TGchan's /quest/ board has unique IDs, and a name/tripcode is actually unneeded, just remember that your ID is 227d44 and point it out to them!

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)09:17 No. 17959 ID: 227d44
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>>17957
CRISIS AVERTED.

What do you wish to do after this somewhat awesome day?

Some suggestions are:

Go on IRC
Go on tgchan
Practice Drawing
Practice Writing

>>17959
Go on IRC and gloat in the spoils of your victory.

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)09:34 No. 17963 ID: 227d44
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>>17961
You go onto #rubyquest to gloat. You are...less than well recieved.

Don't go on IRC until you're more established. That way you won't be "the new guy," but rather "the Prudy guy."

Celebrate a job relatively well done. To IHOP!

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)09:39 No. 17965 ID: 227d44
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>>17964
Kind of late for you now...

Act like you don't care. Lurk for half an hour, then leave if no one's brought up your quest on their own.

>>17963
Okay, now eez tyme fore RAGEQUIT.

Don't let those guys bug you. Time for a celebratory breakfast-for-dinner. To IHOP!

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)09:44 No. 17972 ID: 227d44
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>>17966
Suddenly, Driblis mentions your quest. At least Weaver seems to approve...

>>17972
Act cool, like you barely even care. Like "Thanks. So what's going on here?"

>>17972
Troll their asses.

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)09:54 No. 17978 ID: 227d44
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>>17973
You seem well received now...

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)09:55 No. 17979 ID: 227d44
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Time to troll their asses.

Leaver says he's JUST KIDDING.

PS: Prudy is a transvestite. It's an allegory.

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)10:05 No. 17985 ID: 227d44
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>>17980
You feel that they are sufficiently trolled.

You feel extremely tired from your hard work. Go to bed?

Sleep is for the weak, sleep when you're dead!!!

Yes. Timeskip until something interesting happens or requires doing. Practice your SHITTY ART until then.

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)10:11 No. 17988 ID: 227d44
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>>17986
You're right! You don't feel tired! Hell, you could stay up all d-...oh god, your vision is going dark. You can't help but feel like you are being railroaded...

Ruin your sleep schedule, stay up until about 5-6 AM talking about smut of various aliens, monsters, corpses, rape, and sexy traps.

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)10:12 No. 17990 ID: 227d44
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>Chapter 1 End

>>17990
RAILROADED INTO OBLIVIOOOONNNNNNN

Sleep well, Sweet Prince.

>>17990
>God fucking damn I'm tired.

>>17989
>I ruined my sleep schedule through fap already.

>Thanks for putting up with this boring shit.

>>17993
>I will, thanks

What, no epilogue, fanart or "part 2 coming this friday?"
Have you learned nothing good sir?
3/10

(Just kidding. 8/10. Good Job.)

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)22:24 No. 18644 ID: 227d44
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>>18023
>Wow, really? I would give this a 4/10, just because of the shitty art. Thanks!

You wake up suddenly from a long and deep sleep. You see that your monitor is still on. It is currently 3:27 AM. What do you wish to do?

Since it is Saturday, you do not have to do PrudyQuest for another 6 days. You may use these six days in any way that you wish. You may either:
Practice Writing
Practice Art
Go on IRC
Go on tgchan
Play Guitar (Increases Creativity)
Practice Trolling (Increases Intelligence)
Read Quests

(why yes this is like persona, thank you for noticing)

>>18644
Multitask: Go on IRC and troll.

>>18644
Read us up some quests. They read ours, we should read theres. Its only fair.

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)22:43 No. 18655 ID: 227d44
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>>18647
You go to tgchan's quest board. There are two quests that catch your eye: MudyQuest and...Fanart of PrudyQuest? You look at the pict-HOLY JUMPING JESUS FISH STICKS! Its Prudy getting fucked by...MUDY!?! Who drew thi-

...

>>18655
Counter with PEGGING.

>>18655

Have a good Lol and take it as a compliment. Be sure to put a Mudy cameo in our next episode.

... of Mudy getting his cumupance.

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)22:51 No. 18660 ID: 227d44
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>>18657
You quickly draw a crudely drawn picture of Mudy being threatened by Prudy with a rather large, black strap-on dildo.

>>18659
You make a short note "CAMEO MUDY, KILL HIM IN A GRUESOME WAY".

>>18660

And a good time was had by all.

Be sure to participate in any active quests so that we get our name out there, and be sure to make intellegent or witty suggestions only. If we dont have something nice to say, say nothing at all. We want a rep as a classy dude.

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)22:57 No. 18665 ID: 227d44
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>>18662
You decide to enter MudyQuest, as you wish to be seen as a classy dude. You see that Mudy is being threatened by Stormplague! What do you suggest for mudy to do?

>>18665

Use our INT and experience as a writer to suggest a cunning plan that would make for an entertaining story or exciting future twist while still grounding everyone in their established character behaviors.

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/30(Thu)23:12 No. 18669 ID: 227d44
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>>18666
Fine, SATAN.

You suggest a totally cunning and awesome plan to save Mudy from the raging asian. People seem to agree with you!

>>18669

Now we wait and see what Reaver does.

Remember, we dont have to suggest something everytime, but we if we ever have clever ideas, we should share them. Lets get a rep for being a classy, clever dude.

gay lol

>>18688
If I see that reaver ONE MORE TIME.

>>18688
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/31(Fri)04:30 No. 18695 ID: 227d44
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>>18671
Surprisingly, Reaver follows your suggestion! Mudy escapes relatively unscathed from his encounter. You feel surprisingly happy about this turn of events.

>>18695
Go on IRC and tell them how it was you that suggested that. Expect accolades.

Go on IRC
Get a stopwatch
Check how long it takes for Pelor to insult you and/or your mother

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/31(Fri)06:16 No. 18703 ID: 227d44
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>>18699
>>18702
Hmm. That was fast.

Desperately try to come up with a response to Pelor's supreme wits.

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/31(Fri)06:38 No. 18706 ID: 227d44
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>>18704
Fuck. You've got nothing.

Curses, he's good...
Announce that you're cancelling PrudyQuest!

>>18706
We still have time! Say "No U"!

>>18708
Let's try my way first, then announce if it doesn't work.

>>18706

No, we want to be classy. Take the high road and ignore him.

>>18939
Fuck that. Spam "FUCK YOU PELOR" three dozen times.

>>18706
Pretend to cry.

backstory Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/31(Fri)21:32 No. 19488 ID: 227d44
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You are about to make a withering comment to Pelor, but suddenly, the phone starts ringing. When you pick up, the person reveals himself to be Reaver! He has invited you to a party at his and Weavers apartment!! You can barely contain your glee as you tell him you'll be there in five minutes, tops. He seems pleased by this. You hang up and rush out the door, your badly drawn stick arms flailing in the wind. There's no way this will end badly!

CHAPTER ONE END

>story continued in WeaveReaveQuest

>>19488
You win this time, Leaver. But I'll have more of this quest yet, just you wait and see.

>>19488
Pose as a team, 'cause SHIT JUST GOT META!