We should not do one goddamn thing until this guy makes his dramatic exit.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/06(Mon)19:42 No. 2935 ID: fb5d8e
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The bounty hunter slides his three swords into his belt.
>"Contract furfirred."

Fall to your knees and pray that he doesn't know that wasn't Raital, and furthermore that Raital doesn't come out.

>>2935
HEY STUPID THAT WASNT RAITAL WE FOOLED YOU STUPID

YOU YOU DOUBLE WEEABOO

>>2935

Go get a doctor as soon as he leaves.

Suggestion 2009/07/06(Mon)19:45 No. 2939 ID: 2ffabb
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>>2935
"Contract. Furfirred. You. Naughty boy."

Hmm. Well, let's see if Totenkopf is salvageable, and tend to any among the army that are wounded but not dead. For that matter, take inventory and see who remains alive.

>>2935
Run to Darkmoon and see if the two lovers are salvageable. Totenkopf may lose an arm, but he might still be alive.
We'll stop the bleeding by tearing off bits of Totenkopf's robe and tying them around the bleeding bits!

>>2938

If there is anyone left alive in a three mile radius. Goddamn, our guys suck if 1 bounty hunter can take all of them down.

>>2935

Rush to Totenkopf's side. "Totenkopf! Totenkopf! Hang in there!"

Also: Say nothing and act the harmless kobold until he leaves.

>>2942
The Skullking sent him to take out his own daughter, he's clearly very good at what he does.

>>2941
>We'll stop the bleeding by tearing off bits of Raital's outfit and tying them around the bleeding bits!
Fixed

>>2946
She's too far away! We'll have to use our own clothing!

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/06(Mon)19:56 No. 2949 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy immediatly runs over to his generals.

Totenkopf is breathing heavily.
>"Well.. I.. failed for the last time...
>I guess I'm just.. an unimpressive g.. goblin after all.."

>>2949
(I assume crazy weeaboo is gone?)
YOU.
DON'T DIE.
THAT IS AN ORDER.

Try to tend to Totenkopf. If he is beyond hope, try to reassemble any surviving troops and then get to Raital to let her know you are alive.

>>2949

No, you aren't. You're my general, and you're my friend. And to make sure this is the last time you fail, you're going to have to live through this and get stronger.

Calavera was sure that you would die here. This is your chance to do something amazing. This is your chance to beat him. All you need to do is live.

"Don't talk like that! I'll figure something out!

Darkmoon! Focus! There has to be something here capable of healing! We're supposed to support an army here. That means there must be doctors or clerics."

Then call "IVAR! RUNE!"

>>2949
Remind him that he's a lich's apprentice.

If anyone can save him thats not a doctor, its himself!

>>2949

"No, no, you're a brave man and you will pull trough this and have many babies. It's just an arm, just stay awake, that's an order."

Make a tourniquet out of a soldier's sleeve.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/06(Mon)20:03 No. 2957 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy yells to his general,
>"YOU.
>DON'T DIE.
>THAT IS AN ORDER."

A small smile grows on the goblin's face.
>"I'm sorry, sir.. I can't.. fulfill.. th.. at.. order..."
He coughs.
>"Prince... Th.. thank you.. for letting me be myself.."

>>2949
"You're wrong. You're the most impressive goblin I've ever met. More impressive than Calavera could ever be."
"I'd take you over the Skullking any day."

"Please don't die!"

>>2957
DARKMOON.
WHERE ARE THE CLERICS.

Suggestion 2009/07/06(Mon)20:06 No. 2960 ID: c01408
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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, WE MUST SAVE THESE TWO
IT'S TIME TO SHOW THEM JUST WHAT WE CAN DO

Mudy's a bard. Time to put that to use. Darkmoon, get to work bandaging him up. If we're 100% positive weeaboo guy's left, get Raital -- she must know SOMETHING about mortal wounds (and ideally, how to repair them).

Bust out whatever instrument is available. If none is available, yank one out of mid-fucking-air using pure BARD POWER.
Then play the most blistering fucking song of triumph and uplift you can.

Use Mudy's amazing BARD SKILLS (and some sort of healing harmony if we're THAT kind of bard) to inspire Totenkopf not to give up, so that he may struggle to cling to life until we can get him properly healed.

Sing encouragement and determination to Totenkopf. HE CANNOT GIVE UP THIS FIGHT. Stick with us, thou bold and hardy Goblin, for this day shall not be your last!

>>2957

Add new quest: HUNT AND KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKIN WEEABOO IN FUTURE NO MATTER THE COST.

>>2957
Darkmoon aquired QUEST: REVENGE

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/06(Mon)20:10 No. 2963 ID: fb5d8e
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>"You're wrong. You're the most impressive goblin I've ever met. More impressive than Calavera could ever be."
, Mudy encourages,
>"I'd take you over the Skullking any day."

>"Thank you.. Prince.. I'm.. I'm glad to have met you.. and Darkmoon.. Thank you..
>You're.. am... am... amazing...."
Totenkopf let's out a long deep sigh, then remains completely silent.

DEAR LORD WE'RE SURROUNDED BY NECROMANCERS, SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!

>>2964
actually, Totenkopf was out only necromancer, so far as we know.

>>2963

"I'll be coming for you Stormpraque."

>>2964

Heh.

>>2964
Actually, we're surrounded by average schmoes dressed as necromancers. The only actual one we had was just dispatched by the assassin.

Unless Raital can do necromancy.

Suggestion 2009/07/06(Mon)20:13 No. 2968 ID: 7eda8b
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WAT

NO!

>>2964

I don't think Darkmoon would appreciate Totenkopf being raised as a zombie. Time to face the facts.

He's gone. And so is most of our army, but nobody cares about them because they're wearing masks.

>>2963
So, uh, darkmoon... Now might not be the best time... but you're... uh.. you're single now, right? Wanna... rub noses?

Did Totenkopf maybe have a phylactery set up for this eventuality?

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/06(Mon)20:15 No. 2972 ID: fb5d8e
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NO!

D:

>>2970

You're horrible and you should feel horrible.

AXEBEARD! WHERE IS AXEBEARD!

>>2976
This. What of Goldwomb?

PLAY THE MOST MONSTROUS OF BALLADS.

>>2979

A song to RAISE THE DEAD

>>2973
This seems right.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/06(Mon)20:23 No. 2983 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy grabs his flute from his gown and plays! He plays the flute like he never played before!
Dancing on the corpses, letting no blood nor blade stop his rythem!
Dance!
Sing!
MUSIC!

f5f5f5f5f5

>>2983

Darkmoon, like me. Is wondering if perhaps mudy has gone insane with grief.

>>2983
IN BEFORE DARKMOON KILLS US IN HER MADDENED GRIEF

Oh god if this doesn't work we'll look like the worst person ever.

BETTER MAKE SURE IT WORKS! PLAY ON, YOU LITTLE GREEN FUCKER!

Mudy's a Kobold. He'll bounce back from his dear dear friend's death before we know it.

Also, bracing for more epic.

Out of curiosity, while we're playing the song of our people, where did Calavera get off to?

>>2990
Death.

Collapse in a sobbing heap once the realization that we are a bard - not a necromancer - hits us.

Mudy, you are being incredibly gay. Proceed.

Well if anyone can pull this off..

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/06(Mon)20:37 No. 2995 ID: fb5d8e
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Darkmoon watches the crazed kobold dance and make music. Somehow the music is pushing away all her feelings of sadness.
A warm yet hollow feeling overcomes her.

A final teardrop runs down her cheek.


>animooted

>>2995

Well, fuck me.

ALRIGHT, NOW THAT YOUR FAGGOT GENERAL IS ALIVE SEW HIS FUCKING ARM BACK ON

>>2995
Well, damn.
And also FUCK YEAR.

It's a red herring.

It's her tits that brought him back.

>>2995
If I were him, this is what I'd want to wake up to: love of my life, naked in front of me.

>>2995
Mudy: Best Necromancer ever?

>>2995
I'll be damned.

Suggestion 2009/07/06(Mon)20:44 No. 3005 ID: 7eda8b
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>>2995

>>2995

Fuck your army, lets go to the Skullking and MUSIC HIM TO DEATH

>>3002
That, or he just gained a level in cleric.

This beg a question of how the fuck did we do that. Who or what are we?

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/06(Mon)20:46 No. 3010 ID: fb5d8e
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>"TOTENKOPF?!"
>"D.. Darkmoon? But I.. I.."
>"NO! BE- BE SHUTTINK UP!"

Mudy pants and wheezes. He feels his legs trembling.
He is absolutely exhausted.

>>3010
Oh. Never mind, then.

>>3009
A bold from a box.

>>3010
FUCK READING THE NOTE
HUG RAITAL

>>3010
HAHA OH COME ON

Read situation.

Hug Raital.

>>3010
Wow. That's rather awesome of her. Hug her, then "accidentally" bump noses.

Collapse into Raital and have her carry you away in her cloak.

>>3010

And here I tought we were exalted. OH WONDER HOW FAST YOU DISSAPEAR.

Turn around Mudy, look embarassed. You just danced on dead people.

>>3010
Read note, hug Raital

Hug Raital.
Ask her if she's made her decision yet.
Also look for Goldwomb.

plop down on ass, exhausted. Smile, weakly.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/06(Mon)21:00 No. 3021 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Mudy..
>I never thought I could do anything else but hurt people..
>but..
>when I saw you dance.. when I heard your music..
>something in my heart was freed.

>..Mudy?

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/06(Mon)21:01 No. 3022 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Mudy!"

>END CHAPTER 8

>>3022
COP A FEEL WHILE SHE THINKS WE ARE UNCONSCIOUS

>>3021
>>3022
D'AWESOME

D'aww, poor Mudy.

First thing to do when we wake up: tear down all those damn posters and Skullking effigies.

I believe it is time to abandon the fortress.

>>3027

Yes, the mistaken identity will come apparent soon. Also, where is Goldwomb.

Next order of business is to find a way to kill the weeaboo. Nothings forgiven yet.

>>3027
Seconding this.
The army is now about seven people.
We'll ask everyone whether they want to defect or not, and GTFO.

>>3027
Why? I think we need to find out how the Skullking was scrying on us.

>>3028
That's not important atm. It was just business. If we abandon the fort, we need to endeavor to take a kingdom next.

>>3029
>The army is now about seven people.

This. We need to see how many of our guys are even left. They seem pretty loyal to us now, so I think getting them to defect won't be much of an issue.

>>3033

I think that, if there are any other survivors, they will be in for a SERIOUS TRAINING MONTAGE. We have to have competent lackeys, not just meatshields.

>>3034
of course, Raital is currently our most competent. Who's to say if they want to take orders from a little girl?

>>3033
We still need to give them the choice of whether to stay and say they were just following orders, or coming with us; either for revenge, saving Moonshine, or at this point just escaping from the Skullking.
We need to choose our path.

Call meeting,not in possibly bugged meeting room.

Seek shelter in moonshine

???

Profit.

I say we stick to the original plan. The original original plan.
The plan being we become good, 'conquer' villages by being good and using bardic awesome, and recruit a new army. Moonshine may or may not get in on this. Eventually we will either construct a more powerful army, or recruit more powerful party members, allowing us to defeat or stalemate the Skullking himself.

We should probably move the camp somewhere that doesn't get visitors every couple hours, though.

Am I the only one who wanted Totenkopf to die and raise him as a Lich?

Think of the supreme irony...

>>3061

Fairly certain being a lich has to be a choice, made by the lich. Could be wrong though.

>>3069
You would be right.

Also, bards can heal a bit! We could have stabilized him on our own..

Or not.

Whatever.

We/Mudy are USELESS!

D:

FUCK YA CHAPTER 9 START!