Climb onto the bricks, wait for the mushroom to pass under, and STOMP.

stomp the goomba and smack the bottoms of the blocks, a mushroom or something may pop out.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/25(Sun)06:36 No. 169916 ID: 6a5a08
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McStick gets on the floating bricks and waits to ambush the unsuspecting walking mushroom.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/25(Sun)06:36 No. 169917 ID: 6a5a08
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It's fightin' time!

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/25(Sun)06:37 No. 169918 ID: 6a5a08
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The mushroom gives a satisfying squish of death.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/25(Sun)06:38 No. 169919 ID: 6a5a08
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POW!

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/25(Sun)06:38 No. 169920 ID: 6a5a08
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McStick is now ready for another command.

>>169920
You should punch the ? block specifically.

finish punching the shit out of the bricks and collect any coins or items that pop out. then head right.

Punch the remaining blocks in the most flashy way possible.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/25(Sun)09:32 No. 169932 ID: 6a5a08
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Whoo! Breakin' stuff!

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/25(Sun)09:33 No. 169933 ID: 6a5a08
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Ninja ceiling grab technique!

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/25(Sun)09:33 No. 169935 ID: 6a5a08
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Knee bash!

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/25(Sun)09:34 No. 169936 ID: 6a5a08
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McStick gets a blue token.

eat blue token

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/25(Sun)14:44 No. 169973 ID: 6a5a08
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Upon eating the Blue Token, McStick feels himself power up.

By the way, Boredom has decreased to 0.

>>169973
Badass is go. McStick needs to find a faceless legion to mercilessly beat up now.

>>169973
Go right!

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/25(Sun)18:21 No. 170068 ID: 6a5a08
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Is that a giant block with a face on it? I hope it doesn't come seeking vengeance for its block brethren we have slaughtered mercilessly.

>>170068
Poke it and say hello.

oh no it's balrog quick shoot it with the Polar Star

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/25(Sun)19:37 No. 170107 ID: 6a5a08
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McStick pokes it and says "hi."
No response.

>>170107
Ahh just climb over it and keep going.

>>170107
Unleash your rage, crush the hindering block with your all mighty power! NOTHING CAN STAND IN YOUR WAY FOR YOU ARE RAGE INCARNATE! GRAAAH TO YOU BOX! GRAAAAH TO THE MOTHER FUCKING WORLD!!!

try shooting a fireball out of your hands?

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/25(Sun)19:58 No. 170132 ID: 6a5a08
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McStick steps back and tries to shoot a fireball. Instead intensely cold air flows forth from his fingertips and freezes the block. Still it seems not to respond... possibly due to being frozen solid now.

now punch it, it should be weakened from freezing.

>>170132

Lick it. Lick it now!

yesss lick the ice block

No, don't lick it, that would be dumb and lower our SMARTS.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/25(Sun)20:13 No. 170143 ID: 6a5a08
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McStick's tongue is now stuck. Congratulations genius. He tries to punch it away, but fails to move it.

>>170143
Bite off your own tongue to escape!

Wait no that's stupid. You need warm water to unstick your tongue.

OR you could 'take off' the helmet to get out of the game.

>>170143

Whip out your swingin' stick-dick and piss on your tongue. That'll free you up.

This would be a great time for a zany yet helpful sidekick to show up with a kettle of hot water.

>>170184

The sidekick's name is Yurin Trebel.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/25(Sun)23:02 No. 170246 ID: 6a5a08
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>>170184

Murdock to the rescue!

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/25(Sun)23:02 No. 170248 ID: 6a5a08
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And Emo Kid fails.

But at least we're free!

>>170248
...how the heck did he get in the game? Inquire as to his status.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/26(Mon)06:24 No. 170486 ID: 6a5a08
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Murdock explains that while exploring he found a virtual reality controller thing, and decided t must be how to continue. After wandering around a bit, he found McStick stuck to the ice block and thought he might as well help, since he can't get past the wall ahead on his own. He gathered a bucket of EMO TEARS and slid over the ice block, but tripped on McStick's face and fell down.

And now you know the rest of the story.

the face-block looks like it's starting to thaw. anyway. let's go double team that wall.

It looks friendly. I think that we should give it a hug once it thaws.

>>170486
Go ahead to the place Murdock can't get past, we'll see if we can like, get both of us over it somehow.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/26(Mon)16:46 No. 170578 ID: 6a5a08
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That's a big brick wall. I don't think even The Incredible Hulk could beat the crap out of it.

>>170578
Just go around it.

>>170630
:C

I was just trying to break reality...

Okay how about one of you stand on the other, and then you can jump to get extra height.

Or just take the wall apart using masonry skills.

Or try freezing it then punching it.

try taking it apart instead of breaking it. just start pulling bricks out. or maybe it only looks tough but a solid punch will break it?

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/26(Mon)20:01 No. 170645 ID: 6a5a08
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McStick subjects the solid wall to numerous mighty punches, but to no avail.

>>170645
Dig under it? What's that grey stuff anyway?

it's a shadow!! move!

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/26(Mon)20:13 No. 170667 ID: 6a5a08
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McStick manages to get out of the way just in time to face...

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/26(Mon)20:14 No. 170669 ID: 6a5a08
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The Enraged Blockhead!

>>170669
Freeze power and PUNCH

Also tell Murdock to get ahold of himself, and use that emotion to drive his attacks!

Murdock's tears may be frozen and used as razor-sharp ice projectiles!

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/27(Tue)06:32 No. 170895 ID: 6a5a08
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McStick gathers EMO TEARS in order to cast ICE SHARDS.

The Enraged Blockhead seems weak to ice.

>>170895
Time to move in for the kill. Form a huge iceblock above the blockhead, jump up on top of the ice and then fall down on the blockhead. Punch down with all your stickman might and shatter both under the onslaught of your furious fists.

Ok now freeze him and kick him into the next obstacle.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/27(Tue)20:23 No. 171274 ID: 6a5a08
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McStick freezes Blockhead. It seems unhappy, and cries many EMO TEARS.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/27(Tue)20:25 No. 171275 ID: 6a5a08
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McStick kicks it and it, being slippery, goes flying through the brick walls, somehow shattering them all like glass despite this entire scenario raping physics.

The path is now clear.

>>171275
It's time for a VICTORY DANCE

WOOOOOOO

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/28(Wed)06:03 No. 171495 ID: 6a5a08
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Cue Victory Fanfare!

>>171495
Go right!

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/29(Thu)07:02 No. 171774 ID: 6a5a08
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After following the path for a bit McStick and Murdock come across the entrance to a cave.

There is a turtle here.

>>171774
Rip out it's insides, construct shell into shield.

Befriend the turtle. Call it Moe.

>>171774
Ask if it is a Senators fan.

If so, name it Alfredsson and keep it as a pet.

Call it Edwin J. Shineshell Esq. and take him with you as you search for a top hat that can fit a turtle.

>>171774
Greet the turtle politely.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/29(Thu)16:07 No. 171921 ID: 6a5a08
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>>171887

The turtle waves.

>>171834
>>171839
>>171848

The turtle nods. McStick decides to compromise on the name.

>>171799

McStick thinks killing the new party member to be a rather barbaric initiation, unless you plan to become an undead cult.

>>171921
Wait, can we be an undead cult?

>>171921
Continue further!

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/29(Thu)20:17 No. 171979 ID: 6a5a08
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The party enters the Cave of Almost Doom But Less Creepy.

>>171948

Maybe.

>>171979
Investigate mailbox-looking creature in front of the ladder.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/30(Fri)16:38 No. 172222 ID: 6a5a08
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It's a big, angry-looking mushroom thingy.

Also the scaling seems different from the last panel.

>>172222
Ask it if it wants to join us on our magnificent quest of magnificentness?

>>172222
Angry? Be on guard.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/30(Fri)18:58 No. 172281 ID: 6a5a08
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Goomba uses TRANSFORM.
CRITICAL HIT!

Oh my God! Angry Demon Vampire Dragon Mushroom!

>>172281
AGGRESS. (with frost and stuff)

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/30(Fri)19:23 No. 172290 ID: 6a5a08
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McStick unleashes all his frosty might.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/30(Fri)19:24 No. 172291 ID: 6a5a08
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Dragon = Fire Breath.

Ice powers are not very effective.

>>172281
Oh no! Bop it with your hat.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/30(Fri)19:37 No. 172308 ID: 6a5a08
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About as effective as doing nothing.

Use Murdock's emo tears to provide hydration to the turtle, who can then use WATER GUN.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/30(Fri)19:48 No. 172324 ID: 6a5a08
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Alfredsson uses EMO TEAR GUN.

The salty water from Murdock's tears stings the Dragoomba's right eye, causing it to be temporarily half blinded.

Now's our chance! Take advantage of its inability to perceive depth!

...erm, it's up to a more creative suggester to figure out how we're supposed to do that.

Have McStick stand close and Emo stand far away, so that ADVDM thinks McStick is a giant monster 100s of feet high!

Commencing cutscene now, please be practice teh patience.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/30(Fri)20:17 No. 172344 ID: 6a5a08
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McStick's party commences with Operation Scare ADVDM.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/30(Fri)20:17 No. 172345 ID: 6a5a08
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Due to 2D logic ADVDM falls past the bridge, as it does not go across the entire ledge.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/30(Fri)20:18 No. 172346 ID: 6a5a08
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And due to its pointlessly and uselessly small wingspan plummets to its doom in the giant ravine.

Cutscene over.

Go up the ladder and check out that... treasure chest?

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/04/30(Fri)22:11 No. 172387 ID: 6a5a08
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There's odd floating words, an evil flying turtle monster, and a plain goomba.

Plain goomba is AMMO!
Evil Turtle is TARGET!
You are WEAPON!

...hm, what about Murdock?

...

MURDOCK IS MEATSHIELD!

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/01(Sat)12:13 No. 172536 ID: 6a5a08
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McStick throws the Goomba at the evil turtle and both plummet into the ravine.

>>172536
Investigate smaller ladder and pedestal to the left.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/01(Sat)21:24 No. 172713 ID: 6a5a08
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It appears to be a tunnel or pipe leading deeper into the caves. McStick can't see very far inside, as it is dark.

>>172713
Better see if the bridge can be crossed safely then. Stumbling around in the dark is bad, yo.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/01(Sat)21:40 No. 172719 ID: 6a5a08
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Murdock says he doesn't have good balance, so McStick crosses the precarious log across the gap to inspect the platform. It seems to be an elevator, but there are no controls here. There's something written on the floor, and a tiny key...

>>172720
Obviously, this can mean one of two things. Either A, its filled with treasure or B, contains a grue.

>>172720
Take key and wonder briefly what locked room it's referring to.

Use shineshell's shinyness to light up the cave so we can see what's in it.

>>172720
Not go into the locked room, then.

Dang, we should have kept that goomba as a guinea pig.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/02(Sun)07:56 No. 172880 ID: 6a5a08
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McStick takes the key and uses Alfredsson M. Sineshell's shiney shell to see in the tunnel, then enters. However, it is steeper and more slippery than you anticipated and you and Murdock slide down at a dangerously fast speed.

>>172880
Don't die!

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/02(Sun)08:47 No. 172893 ID: 6a5a08
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During the trip Alfredsson freaks out and jumps on Murdock's head for protection. Then you pop out perfectly safe and not moving from a pipe on the other end. Which is going up despite that you were just moving down at high speeds.

Upon recovering from the tunnel, McStick notes that it is perfectly bright, and that there is a goomba with a spiked hat on the floor. Also there is a locked door.

>>172893
Go into the locked room
Tip the topheavy goomba over and go right.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/02(Sun)10:48 No. 172905 ID: 6a5a08
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McStick tips over the spiky goomba with his foot.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/02(Sun)10:50 No. 172906 ID: 6a5a08
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McStick has an odd, turned around sensation. The other side of the room seems the same. A locked, hobbit-sized door.

McStick feels like he's being watched.

>>172906
Leave room?

>>172906
"I know you're watching. Who are you?"

>>172906
da room is alive!
Refer to the "^ ^" on the ceiling

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/02(Sun)17:03 No. 172964 ID: 6a5a08
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>>172928
"I am the seventh and also the fourth, with the latter being in comparison to your being the second." replies the wall-face, "And how you are second and not first is due to breaking of a wall whose number shares that of mine which is in relation to your being second."

>>172964
"Oh right, why did it take so long for me to figure this out? Hi Johnny."

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/03(Mon)07:00 No. 173157 ID: 6a5a08
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"Yes and no, not and so, for I am only a piece of seven, and the seventh among them. I am not the one who you have met fourth, voices within McStick, but I am the same as he in relation to our origins, although as you can see by my appearance, the results were rather different," says Johnny 7, then giggles in a very creepy way.

Johnny 7 is creepy. Throw the goomba at him.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/03(Mon)16:38 No. 173252 ID: 6a5a08
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McStick picks up the goomba, but Johnny 7 leaves before he can throw it. To satisfy his destructive needs and anger issues built up over years of poverty and being pushed around, McStick decides to throw it at the wall instead.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/03(Mon)16:39 No. 173253 ID: 6a5a08
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The goomba flies through the wall and there is a crash on the other side. The wall shimmers and wavers like a mirage.

'Tis the fourth wall! Voice, unite and break through it with a legion of /quest/ characters to assist McStick!

>>173253
Go right!

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/03(Mon)18:00 No. 173265 ID: 6a5a08
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The next area consists of stairs, the goomba, and the illusionary wall behind you. It smells kind of like burnt food around here.

>>173265
May as well climb the stairs.

take goomba as a weapon.
Make him an ally/tool!

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/03(Mon)18:10 No. 173272 ID: 6a5a08
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The goomba is stuck in the ground and immovable. Also probably really mad at McStick and an unsuitable ally.

At the top of the stair case is a swirly colorful anomaly.

>>173272
OH BOY TOUCH IT

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/03(Mon)18:16 No. 173278 ID: 6a5a08
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McStick feels funny. The swirls change color.

>>173278
Can you feel anything in there?

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/03(Mon)18:23 No. 173282 ID: 6a5a08
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Just the pure essence of swirliness.

>>173282
Try taking your arm out.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/03(Mon)18:49 No. 173292 ID: 6a5a08
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It tugs back a little, but Mcstick gets out fine, if feeling a little dizzy and tilted. That might just be the poor drawing skills of the narrator.

I just referred to myself in third person. Not a good sign.

>>173292
Tell Murdock it feels weird, and he should try touching it to see how it reacts to him.

Tell him to stick his head in.

"Murdock, what do your emo eyes see?"

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/03(Mon)19:07 No. 173306 ID: 6a5a08
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There is a strong reaction.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/03(Mon)19:08 No. 173307 ID: 6a5a08
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End of Chapter.

Next one will be made as soon as it is. More likely soon than not.