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160033 No. 160033 ID: 6a5a08

Here in The Poorly Drawn Adventures of McStick, or TPDAMS, or Teepee Dams, you are McStick's brain. I am sure you knew this, being his brain and all. You are his thoughts, his feelings, his conscience, his logic. But you already knew this. I am merely a talking pie chart. I am merely an illusion.

*wavy screen*
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No. 162837 ID: 8ecfd4

>>162815
Now the creepy eyes are behind the bars at the floor.

Ask the red head what works then.
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No. 162844 ID: 7524b0

>>162815
Investigate the eyes in the grate.
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No. 162850 ID: 6a5a08
File 127102277596.jpg - (158.02KB , 720x720 , McStick-Lobby7.jpg )
162850

McStick finds nothing in the vent, but it produces warm air, presumably from the furnace. If anything was in there it must be burnt up now.

The red head just says since nobody else is here yet, McStick and Murdock (for that is Emo Kid's name, it seems) should go meet Bubba outside the Danger Maze.
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No. 162860 ID: 7524b0

>>162850
"Okay, hopefully whoever the third guy is will follow us."
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No. 162866 ID: 6a5a08
File 127102400780.jpg - (106.12KB , 720x720 , Danger Maze-door2.jpg )
162866

Bubba is here waiting. He explains that the first floor of the Danger Maze has been made into a training ground for students. It is meant to make you sue your abilities practically. Those who do not know their abilities may end up tapping into them out of necessity. He says, however, whatever you do do not go down any stairs. It leads to deeper, mroe dangerous parts, and they won't be able to get you out easily.
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No. 162872 ID: 8ecfd4

>>162866
Get into the danger maze and prepare for danger and awesomeness.
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No. 162883 ID: 6a5a08
File 127102516836.jpg - (109.21KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze1.jpg )
162883

The first room seems quite empty. There is the exit, and two other doors. Murdock goes through the door to the right (your left). McStick is about to follow, but decides to think it over first.
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No. 162887 ID: 8ecfd4

>>162883
Fuck the whiny emo kid. Go through the door to the left.
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No. 162900 ID: 7524b0

>>162883
I think it's best for new folk to deal with stuff on their own.
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No. 163103 ID: 6a5a08
File 127104252766.jpg - (122.92KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze2.jpg )
163103

McStick enters the other room. There is an odd... thingy on the opposite wall, what seems to be a computer, and a door opposite the computer, as well as the door McStick entered from. Otherwise, the room is very similar to the last.
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No. 163120 ID: 7524b0

>>163103
Mess with the computer!
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No. 163278 ID: 6a5a08
File 127107851850.jpg - (123.74KB , 720x720 , McStick-Computer1.jpg )
163278

It seems McStick needs a password.

Heeheehee... you'll never guess me super clever and creative password. We Pie Charts are known for our cleverness.
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No. 163287 ID: 8ecfd4

>>163278
Lets try please and hope the computer isn't wired to a death trap.
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No. 163348 ID: 7524b0

>>163287
...that sounds about right. It's 6 letters.
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No. 163369 ID: 6a5a08
File 127111291479.jpg - (125.31KB , 720x720 , McStick-Computer2.jpg )
163369

The computer makes a 'beep' noise. McStick guesses that it's incorrect, since nothing happens.
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No. 163373 ID: 7524b0

>>163369
Maybe it's "danger"
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No. 163378 ID: 6a5a08
File 127111574266.jpg - (125.18KB , 720x720 , McStick-Computer3.jpg )
163378

Nuffin'.

+1 Intelligence for being logical.

Clue: Try thinking OUTSIDE THE BOX. *wink wink*
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No. 163379 ID: ed0e3a

Fourth. Try "fourth".
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No. 163380 ID: 6a5a08

I'm not bothering editing it again for this guessing game. Nice try, but not it.

Next Clue: Numbers and Letters.
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No. 163384 ID: 7524b0

...6a5a08
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No. 163386 ID: 6a5a08
File 127111646366.jpg - (112.54KB , 720x720 , McStick-Computer4.jpg )
163386

Give the man (or woman) a prize! Oh, wait, that's my job.

+1 Intelligence. Intelligence is now back at the original 5.

The computer wants a command now, looks like McStick is in. Makes sense, since without me drawing a mouse we really have no other way to use it.
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No. 163387 ID: 7524b0

>>163386
>help
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No. 163485 ID: 6a5a08
File 127112460162.jpg - (133.77KB , 720x720 , McStick-Computer5.jpg )
163485

The command seems to have activated a help program with some sort of AI. What should McStick ask?
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No. 163486 ID: 7524b0

>>163485
>What commands can I use?
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No. 163489 ID: 6a5a08
File 127112550937.jpg - (142.01KB , 720x720 , McStick-Computer6.jpg )
163489

I'm still not over you cracking my clever password... I really thought I'd stump you. Oh well, next time for sure.
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No. 163490 ID: 4531bc

Ask it if it liked the latest House.

On a more serious note, try the following commands:
compute pi
help me!
what's going on here?
who are you?
What is your opinion regarding cake?
What can you tell me about myself (my name's mcStick)
What can you tell me about yourself?
What can you tell me about this place?
What is the meaning of life?
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No. 163491 ID: 6a5a08
File 127112575253.jpg - (135.40KB , 720x720 , McStick-Computer7.jpg )
163491

Oh God, I should have use smaller text... be with you in a moment.
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No. 163493 ID: 4531bc

My last post was a slightly late rehash of the previous post, in case you're wondering what just happened. Oops.
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No. 163494 ID: 6a5a08
File 127112608690.jpg - (178.60KB , 720x720 , McStick-Computer8.jpg )
163494

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No. 163495 ID: 7524b0

>>163494
>Thanks
>Open door
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No. 163497 ID: 6a5a08
File 12711263257.jpg - (130.61KB , 720x720 , McStick-Computer9.jpg )
163497

There is another beeping noise, then a click. The door seems to be unlocked now.
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No. 163498 ID: 7524b0

>>163497
>bye

Go through yon door.
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No. 163501 ID: 6a5a08
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163501

Did the AI just emote?
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No. 163513 ID: 6a5a08
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163513

The next room is dimly lit by a candle chandelier. The light from the previous room is flooding in. McStick can't see very well...
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No. 163522 ID: 4531bc

partially close the door and wait for your eyes to adjust?
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No. 163526 ID: 7524b0

...I wonder if "toggle lights" effects this room or every room or only the room with the computer in it?

Go try it.
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No. 163527 ID: 7524b0

>>163513
Also, I SEE YOU, eyes on the ceiling.
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No. 163529 ID: 4531bc

>>163527
>>163526
These, and also pick up that metal thing and examine the vent.
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No. 163542 ID: 6a5a08
File 127112952831.jpg - (109.36KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze4.jpg )
163542

McStick partially closes the door, and his eyes adjust so he can inspect the room for you.

There is a gray shoelace on the floor, but McStick's inventory is full. There is a vent near the ceiling, but it looks too small to crawl through.

There's nothing there now, but McStick could've sworn he saw the eyes you're talking about before they vanished...

There is a locked panel in the corner. It looks like it's connected to the other door.

[Well, I'm out for the night, ciao till tomorrow all]
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No. 163548 ID: 7524b0

>>163542
Looks like we've hit a dead end. EQUIP butterknife so we can pick up the shoelace, then head back to the entrance and go the other way.
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No. 163567 ID: 8ecfd4

>>163542
Replace the spork with the sholaces. Our mighty shoelace garrote shall succed where other things fail.
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No. 163710 ID: 6a5a08
File 127116348459.jpg - (110.91KB , 720x720 , McStick-Computer11.jpg )
163710

McStick replaces the shoelace with the fork, as carrying around a weapon might give other students the wrong idea.

On his way to the other side of the starting room, McStick tries the "toggle lights" command.
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No. 163716 ID: 8ecfd4

>>163710
Hit on the AI abit, tell it what a fine piece of software it is. Then go back and check out the previously dark room.
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No. 163720 ID: 7524b0

>>163716
What? That's weird.

Go check on the darkened room now.
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No. 163747 ID: 4531bc

Try these arguments:
toggle_lights(disco)
toggle_lights(harmony)
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No. 163904 ID: 6a5a08
File 127121436327.jpg - (155.65KB , 720x720 , McStick-Computer12.jpg )
163904

McStick has no idea why he's hitting on a machine, but oh well. Having the thing running this place on your good side is definitely an advantage.

The toggle lights command only seems to work for these weird lights.
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No. 163906 ID: 6a5a08
File 127121441284.jpg - (113.46KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze5.jpg )
163906

The odd light change only seems to effect the computer room.
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No. 164628 ID: 4db567

>>163906
Looks like there is a safe or something there. Check if it's locked.
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No. 164808 ID: 6a5a08
File 12713746968.jpg - (108.83KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze6.jpg )
164808

The panel seems to be what controls the locked door. The controls are covered by a metal... cover. It needs a key.
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No. 164853 ID: 7524b0

>>164808
Let's go back to that door the emo kid went through.
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No. 165649 ID: 6a5a08
File 127151084325.jpg - (108.08KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze7.jpg )
165649

The door is locked from the other side. McStick has a feeling he hasn't searched everything that could be searched.
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No. 165655 ID: 4291b2

>>165649
Go see if the AI has some thoughts on how to proceed.
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No. 165675 ID: 7524b0

Well check the AI room again, maybe you can see something new with the odd lights toggled.
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No. 165861 ID: 6a5a08
File 127155825633.jpg - (118.99KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze8.jpg )
165861

Oh my God!
Mcstick's foot has fallen asleep.

Oh, and something about the room seems different.
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No. 166019 ID: 7524b0

>>165861
Mess with the panel thing on the right.
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No. 166023 ID: 4291b2

>>165861
Sexily ask the AI what the panel on the right is. Hopefully it's something that it will enjoy you messing with.
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No. 166124 ID: 6a5a08
File 127160044578.jpg - (124.52KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze9.jpg )
166124

McStick sexily asks the AI what the panel is. The AI replies that it is the SMRTEZ Hatch.

McStick inspects it and finds that you can open it like a door.
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No. 166129 ID: 4291b2

>>166124
Open the door.
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No. 166130 ID: 7524b0

>>166124
Do so.
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No. 166260 ID: 4531bc

>>164808
Are we sure the shoelace didn't surreptitiously transform into a key in this shot here?
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No. 166273 ID: 6a5a08
File 127163063426.jpg - (115.78KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze10.jpg )
166273

McStick follows a cramped tunnel to a new room. There is another monitor, but no keyboard, some colorful buttons, and two vents. Also the door is locked. McStick has a bad feeling about this.
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No. 166276 ID: 7524b0

>>166273
Attempt to match colors with
D
Y
W
T
P
A
G

It looks like
Y= Yellow
P= Purple
G= Green

But first, try poking the screen.
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No. 166292 ID: 6a5a08
File 127163261091.jpg - (124.64KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze11.jpg )
166292

+1 Intelligence = 6 for observational ideas. Unfortunately, observed the wrong thing... at least for right now. Also, the thing where the shoelace was is the spork we switched it with.

Poking the screen yields no interesting results.

Upon pressing the Yellow Button, McStick hears a hissing sound.
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No. 166297 ID: 701a19

Dark Blue
Yellow
W----
Tan
Purple
Aquamarine
Green

Look for a WHITE button somewhere.
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No. 166299 ID: 1ac39d

hmmmm, if it's not it, then what? try all the buttons in order. one of them has to do something.
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No. 166302 ID: 7524b0

>>166292
What's that little line below the monitor?
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No. 166446 ID: 4531bc

The room is filling with a lighter-than-air gas. This warrants investigation. Is the gas level getting any lower?

If not, try pressing the magenta button.
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No. 166886 ID: 6a5a08
File 127168539784.jpg - (127.59KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze12.jpg )
166886

McStick pushes the buttons. It yields no positive results. More gas comes in. The monitor is loading something.
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No. 166887 ID: 6a5a08
 

A video plays on the monitor.
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No. 166888 ID: 1ac39d

right... the computer this is hooked to is tripping balls. try that crack in the wall under the monitor.
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No. 166891 ID: 69f952

Try Red, Green, Yellow, Magenta/Pink, and White. I would swear I saw those in that order around 0:18.
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No. 166895 ID: 8ef1e8

>>166891
I think it should be flipped around. The red one comes last and the red one coming last seems to be a common theme in the song.

Also possible that the white one should be yellow, and the yellow should be orange. Because I can't see a white button there.
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No. 167013 ID: 6a5a08
File 127171816346.jpg - (150.48KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze13.jpg )
167013

Failing quickly. More gas coming. Maybe we're thinking too complex here.

Also, the computer may very well be tripping balls.
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No. 167020 ID: 7524b0

>>167013
Press
Red-orange-yellow-green-blue-purple
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No. 167418 ID: 7524b0

Or maybe, since the video said something about red being last...

purple-blue-green-yellow-orange-red
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No. 167451 ID: 6a5a08
File 12718052246.jpg - (146.30KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze14.jpg )
167451

Getting closer with red last.... but think simpler. I knew you would all over think the puzzle.
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No. 167455 ID: 701a19

>>167451
Push all the buttons, going from right to left.
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No. 167580 ID: 6a5a08
File 127182056120.jpg - (122.95KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze15.jpg )
167580

The gas is sucked out through a hatch in the ceiling and a box of smarties falls on the floor. The door is now unlocked.

Congratulations, a winner is you!
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No. 167590 ID: 7524b0

>>167580
Eat the smarties to gain SMARTS!
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No. 167649 ID: a14da2

>>167580
Eat smarties. Nothing can go wrong.
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No. 167923 ID: 6a5a08
File 127185517267.jpg - (107.30KB , 720x720 , McStick-Get2.jpg )
167923

McStick opens the box and is disappointed to find no smarties.

However.... You obtain KEY OF THE RED ONES. It is the very last thing in the box. Considering there is nothing else.

Your inventory is full, however you may be able to carry some small objects, like the key and shoelace, in the Smarties box.
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No. 168084 ID: 7524b0

>>167923
Ok, put stuff in the box and let's go back to that locked panel in the dark room to open it.
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No. 168250 ID: 343146

>>168084
And remember to tell the AI what a nice AI it is.
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No. 168466 ID: 6a5a08
File 127194486379.jpg - (138.83KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerCalculator.jpg )
168466

McStick opens the panel to reveal a poorly drawn calculator. It has to be how to open the door, but how the hell would a calculator do that?
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No. 168559 ID: 7524b0

>>168466
Key in 168466.
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No. 169488 ID: 6a5a08
File 127211713587.jpg - (145.49KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerCalculator2.jpg )
169488

It fires up the furnace and the vent in the room produces pleasantly warm air. However, the door does not open.
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No. 169490 ID: 7524b0

>>169488
Umm

4360
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No. 169494 ID: 7524b0

Or perhaps it's 0634 depending on if the calculator is flipped upside down or just the numbers.
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No. 169500 ID: 6d5be7

>>169488
Lets try 6508.
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No. 169517 ID: 7524b0

Along those same lines, 6+5+08
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No. 169534 ID: 6a5a08
File 127213487843.jpg - (110.03KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze13.jpg )
169534

Nothing of interest appears to happen. It seems the wrong answer always turns the furnace on and off.

McStick briefly thinks of a 1-800 phone number from a crappy television ad. Those things are so catchy it'll annoy you for the rest of your life...
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No. 169571 ID: 7524b0

X-1+
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No. 169718 ID: 6a5a08
File 127216208655.jpg - (110.38KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze16.jpg )
169718

Not. Working. McStick's. Boredom. Increasing. Boredom is now at 10.

Bad. Grammar. Not. Easing. Boredom.

On a side note, there is a clue on your phone, assuming you have one.
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No. 169719 ID: 7524b0

>>169718
...>:(

6796 (OPEN)
or 6796+3667 (OPEN+DOOR)
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No. 169724 ID: 6a5a08
File 127216333038.jpg - (133.75KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze17.jpg )
169724

The door opens and McStick proceeds. He doesn't know why, but he feels extremely bored. He yawns and looks around the room. Looks weird...
Boredom: 20

It's hot in here...
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No. 169726 ID: 7524b0

>>169724
Go back and put in some random numbers to turn off the furnace.
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No. 169728 ID: 6a5a08
File 127216374811.jpg - (143.08KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerCalculator3.jpg )
169728

It is done. McStick is still pretty bored, but he's now stable.
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No. 169729 ID: 1ac39d

>>169724
that looks like a giant tv with mario on it! play the fuck out of it!
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No. 169730 ID: 7524b0

Yeah put on that headset and play mario by stepping on the 4 pads on the ground.
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No. 169734 ID: 6a5a08
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169734

McStick puts on the headset. The world goes dark. Odd text appears in the rippling darkness.
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