Primus!0rAjEj6mAQ 2009/07/28(Tue)04:31 No. 15948 ID: 227d44
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Form gargoyle team, fight crime

>>15948
You have this sudden urge to fight crime and find other gargoyles. You fly out of the warehouse with this very intention, along your way you spy a church with a gargoyle perched on the roof. How do you react?

>>15949
"Hail and well met, fellow gargoyle! Do you wish to join my efforts in halting the crime in this city?"

Might as well try diplomacy at first.

>>15952
"Hail and well met, fellow gargoyle! Do you wish to join my efforts in halting the crime in this city?" You say to the figure, it sits there... staring... just staring! (Please make a 1d6 roll)

>>15953
Ok, I got a 6 (no fudging here).

>>15953
I got a 1

>>15954
(Can't really fudge this, have a random effect) The staring gets into your mind giving you that flashbacky feeling as you reel off the building. "THE FIRE BURNS THE DEMON! The fire is wielded by both the paladin and the heretic, WHY?!" You shortly wake up on the ground in a smoldering crater. The gargoyle it turns out was just a statue as you note its lack of a head.
>Gained flame powers

>>15956
(oh nevermind then, derp)

Fly around the city in search of some real gargoyles. Burn a few pigeons if you get bored flying around.

>>15959
Flying right! You pull yourself up off your ass and continue to make your way around town. (thankfully you got out of there before the nuns came out of the church) After inspecting quite a few gargoyles (to no avail) and exploding a few pigeons you believe you may be the only living gargoyle in the city. That is until a gargoyle larger than you comes crashing down from above you and crashes into someones brand new car.

>>15962
"HOLY SHIT! Are you ok!? What happened?"

Be on guard; a gargoyle falling out of the sky is a bit odd.

>>15965
Flying down to help the poor fellow up, you state "HOLY SHIT! Are you ok!? What happened?". The stunned gargoyle pulls himself up, ignoring your extended hand and says "Blasted kids! Knocked my darn wings off while I was sleepin. Ugh wha? Who might you be then!" He finishes as he turns to you.

>>15966
"Um...I'm just another gargoyle. You can call me Geris, I suppose. Who are these 'kids' who did this to you?"

Try to remain polite so you do not offend the old gargoyle; you know old folks...

>>15967
"Geris...? Never heard of ya! And I don't know which kids, just a whole lot of blighters run around in this building at night... making all these funny noises, screamin and moanin and all the "DONT EAT ME PLEASE!" BAH!" The "old timer" offers you his clawed hand "Well I'm Baldric nice ta meet ya." You would reciprocate this hand gesture if a man didn't run out into the street yelling "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CAR?!"

>>15969
"We have to go, NOW!"

Grab the old gargoyle and fly away! You never know what humans can do, the little fleshy bastards with their non-stone skin and their numbers...

>>15970
Grabbing onto the old gargoyle you yell "We have to go, NOW!" as you begin to flap your wings. Baldric just slaps you upside the head for thinking you could lift a gargoyle almost twice your size. "Ugh, I have no idea what happened to your car sir." Baldric says as he steps up to the man. "OH! You must be here for the "larp" up stairs, I haven't seen anyone with costumes like yours before." The man spurts out as he finally takes in the scene. "Go on up. Just don't take the drugs they might offer you, I see so many people come down from there looking like death warmed up." He whispers this last part as he opens the door.

>>15972
(facepalm, duh)

Ah fuck it, go upstairs. It might lead to HILARIOUS NERDY ANTICS.

>>15974
"Ugh yeah thanks..." You mutter to the man as you note his glazed over expression. "Heh gargoyles of the old religion can do more than just fly around boy" Baldric notes as you head up a couple of flights of stairs. When you reach the third floor you note that it there are about 5 nerdy guys and 6 GORGEOUS women. Almost instantly a nerd runs up to you both. "WOW those are some of the coolest costumes ever!" The boy proceeds to go on a rant asking "how long did it take to make etc"

>>15979
Try to lie to the NERD about the "costumes" and make a beeline for the GORGEOUS WOMEN.

(5 to 6? Lucky bastards.)

>>15980
Brushing off the poor nerdy kid you make a beeline to the corner where all the women are, only to be stopped by the largest (Read FAT) nerd. "Where do you think you're going newbie? This game is invitation only and I hadn't heard about you being invited." Fat nerd says this with a huff of indignity as if he knows EVERYTHING. "Does Damien even know you're here?"

>>15981
Sigh as if you don't really give a shit (which you don't) and say "And just who the fuck is Damien?"

Eye up the women was you do so.

>>15982
The fat man huffs at your comment "DAMIEN is the leader of this group, and the one who gets all the hot chicks to come to our games. He should come down stairs soon and THEN he will deal with you." You walk past this knob head thinking of what a douche he is. You are now toe to toe with one of the young girls a pretty little red head with brown eyes, glasses and freckles. In fact she is the only one who looks like she belongs here since the rest are all smokin blondes. What do you do to grab her attention? (btw you are about 8ft tall when standing straight)

>>15983
Stand completely straight and say, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice you from across the room..." in the best Casanova voice a gargoyle voice can muster.

>>15984
As you say this the little red head turns to you and says "Really...? Do you know when Damien will be down?" You are a little offput by the fact she won't look away from the door to upstairs for more then five seconds in fact none of them will... *SLAM* "Ladies and gentlemen? Your saviour has arrived!" you can see the women visibly swoon as that soothing voice drifts over from the door. "And what do we have here? Some un-invited guests?"

>>15985
"You must be Damien. I heard you like LARPing."

Prepare to set him on fire at the slightest hint of a threat.

>>15986
You say this as you turn to the man and GOD is he a prettyboy. Baldric whispers to you "Watch yourself something seems off". "Yes tis I! Damien!" He says this while striking a pose as the girls almost start screaming for him. "And yes I do so enjoy larping! In fact, boys and girls? Lets all get into costume!" At this statement the six girls all start removing their clothes and 4 of the 5 guys start laughing as their mouths grow wider almost from ear to ear, large fangs start sprouting as their ears grow pointed and their muscles grow. "Deal with our guests, I wouldn't want them to ruin our meal" (FUCK YEAH COMBAT! If you wish to use fire powers pick a target and roll 1d6)

>>15987
Attempt to set Damien on fire, rolled a 4.

>>15988
Due to recent events you are very ticked off, invoking your powers of fire you, burp? A large gout of flame comes from your mouth engulfing Damien in a flaming crater, While you are stuck breathing fire you notice the boys charging at you from the side, only to all fall over fat boy and be elbow dropped by Baldric. 2 of the boys appear to be dead.

>>15989
(Yay for fumbles and crits!)

>>15990
(Derp, he was helping)

Run out of the door, and create a burst of flame at the door to cover your escape with Baldric.

>>15992
Oh yeah, rolled a 6

>>15991
"WHADDYA THINK I'M DOI-" Baldric is cut off as you explode blowing out the wall behind you and destroying the boys. As the smoke clears you note Baldric standing in front of the girls "What the heck are you doing boy?" He states. "M-my boyz? They're dead? AND MORE IMPORTANTLY LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY HAIR!" Damien yells as the flames around him die away, you note that his pretty boy face is no longer as pretty due to his smile taking up a large proportion of his face.

>>15992
D: Gotta be faster at deleting stuff.

>>15994
"I'll give you five seconds to run before I burn the rest of you. One...Two...Three...Four..."

Start up a flame in your mouth as you count down.

>>15995
(sorry)

>>15996
You start forming a flame in your mouth (I'll allow it since kerosene breath lasts temporarily) "5-4-3-UGH" You spit out the flame as Damien lands a clawed hand squarely in your stomach tearing a large piece of stone from it. You flame does however manage to singe his shoulder as he does this. Baldric is a little busy tending to the naked women to help.

>>15998
"DAMMIT, BALDRIC, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND HELP!!"

Grab Damien's arm and throw him as hard as you can over your shoulder.

>>15999
You yell at Baldric as you grab Damien launching him over your shoulder directly into the wall, suddenly you feel faint, your head swoons and it passes. Baldric attempted to kick Damien in mid air but failed miserably. (I will resolve some power things end combat) Damien does not appear to be getting up.

>>16000
Attempt to rip his head off to make sure he's really dead. Then turn to the women and say, "What was the big deal about this fucker?"

>>16001
You slowly swagger on over towards Damien's still body, only to be stopped as the fifth nerd stands in your way. Although this guy has removed all the nerd wear and is now wearing crosses from every limb, DAMN you think to yourself, this guy scrubs up good! "Thankyou for your help sir, but I can take it from here" The nerd says as he turns and starts binding Damien in chains.

>>16002
Thank him for his help, then swagger over to the women and attempt to seduce them.

>>16003
"Uh.. thanks" You say a little awkwardly to the now professional nerd, You turn to go check out the naked women again. As you walk along you note Baldric still on the floor mumbling something about "fuckin vamps". The girls react with shock at your almost grotesque appearance to them, leaving all but the redhead hiding in the corner pulling their clothes on. The redhead however is sitting at your feet with a blushing face trying to collect her clothes and glasses.

>>16004
Say, "Are you alright?", while helping her find her glasses and clothes.

>>16005
"I don't know where I am or why I am here. Of course I'm not alright." The girl accepts your hand as she places her glasses on and hugs her clothes to her body. "Turn around so I can get changed!" (You can pick an upgrade for yourself now and roll 1d6 for your random upgrade) (And for upgrades I will allow anything that makes sense)

>>16006
Turn to give the girl some privacy, then select a power.

I rolled a 2

>>16007
As the girl gets dressed you note some small bumps on your head, and they seem to be growing... it kind of hurts but not long afterwards you now have two hellboy like horns coming from your head. The girl now done with her clothes turns to you and says "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?!". The nerd seems to be done with tying up Damien and is sitting on him watching you with a smirk on his face.

>>16008
"Well, I'm not a fucking LARPer if that's what you're wondering...I'm a gargoyle, lady. So, um...you wanna do it?"

Damn your Charisma score and prepare for the ear shattering scream.

>>16009
"Well I guess that was pretty obvious, and I wouldn't mind that proposition if you weren't lacking the appropriate extremity." She lets out a laugh as she point at your bare crotch. (Most gargoyles are made crotchless) (And you wanted a power?)
>Gained Mind fuck. (Like what Baldric did to the guy at the door)

>>16010
"Son of a bitch. Where's a phallic-shaped rock and some super glue when you need it? Fuck it. I give a mean fingering session."

Put on a huge shit eating grin at the last sentence. Anticipate horrible failure, but unconsciously use the Mind Fuck power.

>>16012
She seems slight weirded out by your offer, saying "Yeah I'm going to have to decline before my sanity breaks.." You are also suddenly craving coffee, like really bad. (Forgot about coffee didn't you? :D)

>>16013
(FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK I was too busy trying to get Geris laid)

"Oh god...say, lady, do you know a good coffee shop around here? I'm going into withdrawal here!"

Smile kindly at her as you say this. Maybe she'll take pity.

You are also approached by the nerd along with Baldric. "I'm gonna have to bring all of you to the church... now if you would all kindly step this way?" He says throwing a cross onto the wall which opens up to a basement like room.

>>16014
You ask the redhead about a coffee shop as she is ushered through the wall and she replies "Stop trying to hit on me already!". Baldric says "Dammit... everybody says don't get involved with the church! We should go with him though... never know which operatives could kill ya." he then walks through the portal.

>>16016
Step through the portal while yelling, "Dammit, I'm not trying to hit on you, woman! I REALLY need some fucking coffee right fucking now!"

>>16017
As you step through the portal closes behind you, leaving you in the middle of a basement with the others. "I think we have some coffee in the waiting room..." The nerd mumbles as he kicks open a door to a pristine white waiting room (Much like a doctors office)"Just ask the nun." He makes an offhanded point to a Nun behind the desk. "All you non gargoyles follow me." You are now in the waiting room with Baldric.

>>16018
Walk up to the nun and ask for some coffee, stat.

>>16019
You walk up to the Nun and she just gives you this look of utter boredom. "Yes?" She says in a tone similar to the DMV ladies. "Ugh.. I need some coffee like. NOW!" You say to her while drumming your fingers along the desk. "It'll be a minute." She says as she slowly gets off her ass and walks into the back room. Baldric behind you says "Coffee huh? Never seen a Gargoyle need that to fuel his powers before... I need electricity myself."

>>16020
"Lucky bastard. All you have to do is eat a power line or something like that, I have to go to a fucking STARBUCKS."

Become increasingly irritated as you wait for the nun.

>>16022
"Might need more then that... I've had to take out power grids after over using my powers." As Baldric finishes talking the nerd walks back out. "Nice to meet you Baldric and you I don't know. I am brother Anthony. Welcome to the church."

>>16023
"So pardon me for asking, but why the hell are we here?"

Look back longingly at the coffee machine.

>>16024
As you ask this the Nun walks up to you with a dirty great big stein of coffee, as you slurp it down Anthony continues to talk. "Well you are here because you are supernatural, and the churches job is to manage all supernatural happenings in their districts. We are the Church of New York, and you we have no information of. Which for a gargoyle is fairly strange, since we have been monitoring all gargoyles in the city for 5 months now." Anthony waits for you to finish your coffee when Baldric pipes up "Manage? More like kill any bugger who steps on a cricket, I been in this city far before your silly church and we don't need ya!".

>>16026
"Wait, supernatural happenings? What else goes on here?"

Play dumb, receev information

>>16027
"Vampires, zombies maybe a mage here or there. I mean things like a moving statue aren't exactly commonplace in this world. We monitor research and defeat supernatural entities that break the status quo. Like Damien who was feeding on women regularly." Anthony slides his glasses back up off the bridge of his nose and continues. "The question now lies as, what are we going to do with you two?"

>>16032
"...Let us go free?"

Smile at him, and hope to god that this isn't a trap.

>>16034
"I'm not so sure about that... I mean you were breathing fire back there, and that is something we have not seen before. You might have to stay here a while, as guests of course, we might even ask for your help if some trouble pops up. We are a bit understaffed right now, had a golem a couple nights back tear up a group of rookies. So want to stay a couple of nights?" Anthony gives you this look that makes you think if you decline there will be a throw down.

>>16036
"Sure, why the hell not? I'm feeling surprisingly tired for having just drank an entire stein of coffee. Where's the nearest room?"

>>16037
"Down the hall, to the right and second door on your left. Ignore the screaming and moaning. I will talk to you tomorrow night." Anthony then heads upstairs while a Nun ushers Baldric away.

>>16038
"Screaming and moaning? From what?"

>>16039
Go to the room, ignore the screaming, and go to sleep

>>16039
"Oh that will just be Damien, and others who denied our hospitality." With this he leaves you.

(You may also choose one upgrade, you can upgrade you fire powers or even your horns. Other than that you can get pretty much anything you want.)

>>16044
Upgrade fire powers, I suppose, its shown by far the most use.

>>16041
(For gargoyles it is more like turning to stone for the day time :D Yes you suffer those pesky rules)

>>16046
(Agh, I see. So, end session?)

>>16045
>Recieved Fire powers rank 2
>Flaming fists
>Kerosene breath (You may choose either or decide to roll 1d4 the d4 has stronger powers and a fumble)

>>16049
Sweet.

>>16048
(Only if you want to. I'm surprised you didn't ask for a penis upgrade) (And yes I would have accepted that)

>>16052
(...FUCK.)

>>16053
(Note to self: acquire GRANITE PENIS OF LAYING +5)

>>16053
(If you can grow horns you can grow appendages, like even extra arms)

>>16053
Not now you won't.

>>16057
I see what you did there, good sir.

Shall we continue? Or is it calling quits time? (At least there is more than just you and me active on the board now)

D:

(Had no idea how little traffic this place gets when I started my quest, might hand around a little longer but! Pause for now) *PAUSE*

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/07/28(Tue)12:12 No. 16132 ID: 806f2b
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So? Slightly more awake are we /quest/?

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/07/29(Wed)20:13 No. 17576 ID: 806f2b
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You have awoken! In a sterile white room with brother Anthony staring down at you.

>>17576
Jump and scream.
"What the fuck, man?!"

>>17577
Jumping up out of your bed you scream "WHAT THE FUCK MAN!", Brother Anthony takes a step back and replies "I was just watching you and taking notes, now follow me to the waiting room" With this he walks out of the room.

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/07/29(Wed)20:27 No. 17599 ID: 806f2b
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>>17580
Assuming you follow the man out of the room, you wander down the corridors which are no longer filled with screams of torment... Do you wish to look inside some of the rooms?

>>17599
Sure, look around a few rooms. Also check to make sure no damage has been done to you during the night. That seems to be when we're most vulnerable.

>>17626
You check your body for any signs of "foul play" but it seems alright, even your wound from Damien is gone. After checking you body you take a peek into the rooms, one has a slumbering midget in green muttering something about gold, another has a fox man in a straight jacket laughing his head off, most of the others have their view blocked off whether it be by unidentifiable substances or a body. Arriving in the waiting room you see Baldric and Anthony standing there talking "But what if you can't control him?" Baldric says "No worries Baldric I will subdue it" Anthony replies as he turns to you, waiting for a response.

>>17634
*Eyebrow*
"I'm an 'it' now?"

>>17683
Anthony re adjusts his glasses "We were not referring to you Geris, we were referring to Damien. I believe he was just misled by another vampire, and we may need his help to find it."

>>17694
"I knew that the silence was too good to last. Am I getting dragooned onto this little trip, or can I retain my sanity for a short while longer? Also, is there any coffee in this joint?"

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/08/04(Tue)23:12 No. 23062 ID: 806f2b
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>>23042
(Woah a poster to revive the gargoyles.)
Anthony sighs as his adjusts his arms, letting his crosses clatter against one another. "Of course you aren't getting "dragooned" into this, we just can't let you leave tonight if you don't help us. And anyway, Baldric has already agreed to help me, I'm sure he will be enough help." As Anthony finishes speaking an orderly nun come shambling down the corridor with Damien in tow. "FUCK THIS NOISE! Why the crap do I gotta help you sanctified bastards. All I did was eat a few chicks, I mean what was I gonna do shrivel up and die!" With this Damien goes back to mumbling under his breath as he is led to Anthony. "So you in?" Anthony asks in a casual tone.

>>23062

Silent nod.

>>23560
Anthony rubs his hands together as a huge shit eating grin grows across his face. "Good good!" He says with an excitement that almost startles you coming from the priest. "Follow me, we are gonna need some transport after all." Anthony says as he leads you back into the basement... well you thought it was a basement, but now that the lights are on you can see you were wrong. Along each wall of the rectangular garage is lined with cars of all sorts, ranging from ice cream trucks to the newest Ferrari. "So what do we want to take out for tonight? While you guys decide I'll be off preparing my equipment.". As Anthony leaves Damien clearly perks up "DUDE! A Ferrari! I never thought I'd even see one of these let alone touch one!" You are almost scared by Damien's boyish glee as he slides across the bonnet with his grin ranging from normal to being as wide as his head. "Kids, so what do you reckon we should drive? I trust you more than the priest or the ankle biter." Baldric mutters to you.

>>23575
Hmm, pick something a little below Ferrari standard, not as fancy but respectable enough.

>>23592
Not wanting to stand out too much you go for something a little less flash then a Ferrari, but still a very nice sleek car. You wish you could tell what it is by the badge but you aren't exactly a car expert. "Oooh its a red one!" Damien exclaims as he surveys the car you chose. "Whaddya say we ditch the priest? I know where we're going and that guy just gives me the creeps." Damien hops in the front seat and turns on the car. "So wanna go with me? Or shall we wait for the priest?". Baldric watches on in vague disinterest, you can tell that he doesn't really like either of them.

>>23595
Tell Damien to wait up for the priest, if he becomes a nuisance he can always be a snack on the go. Then whisper to Baldric "The more people on board, the more meat shields if the shit hits the fan."

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/08/06(Thu)07:25 No. 23600 ID: 806f2b
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>>23596
Damien gets a kind of dejected look at you turning him down, while Baldric whispers back "And this is why I trust your judgement lad.". About 5 minutes later of Damien tapping on the console Anthony runs back into the garage huffing and puffing as he carries in three large cases. "Just let me get in it the boot" He says as you all hop in the car. *minitimeskip* The trip through the city is relatively uneventful and quite annoying with Damien and Anthony's constant bickering, this stops as soon as they pull up in front of a large warehouse. You all get out of the car and approach on foot, "How we gonna do this?" Anthony asks. You only just catch his last words as your head spins and the world almost goes black, it only just hit you. This is the warehouse you woke up in. "Hey Geris you alright?" Damien asks as he helps you up. "What do you reckon we should do?"
>Gained tail upgrade, it is now a bladed melee weapon.

>>23600
Admire your new tail and ask Damien about vampires weaknesses, can't go in without knowing thy enemy first. Also ask the others what they know about Vamps as well.

In the meantime, examine the warehouse, doors, windows, etc.

>>23613
"Uh well, Y'see I'm kinda new at this whole "vampire" thing... Most vampires are weak against fire.. Crosses and holy water work on some, my breed is immune to holy water while crosses work just fine. I'm uh, not actually sure what type this chick is though.. she didn't seem anything like a lockjaw." it appears as if Damien really has no clue. "How about you Anthony?" you ask. "Well since we don't know what kind of vampire she is, we have no idea what works... thats why I packed three cases instead of one. On top of that we don't even know if she will have ghouls or proper vampires around her, since some breeds like Damien over here only have a one in one hundred chance of even becoming a vampire most just get ghouled.". Baldric just kind of nods at you "I don't know much bout anklebiters myself, since we gargoyles are usually damn reclusive.", as this all goes on you notice some movements through the windows like something is moving through the rafters. "Looks like we got company, we just gonna burst in or you reckon we should set something up?" Anthony asks as he starts pulling out various knives and ointments and putting on his various cross jewelery.

>>23616
(Could really use someone else's input as well as just mine, I dislike making crunch-time decisions alone)

Wait, so they could have an army in there and it's just the 4 of us against them? Hrmm...

Well, how about get everyone kitted out and ready, I don't expect the enemy to come bursting out at us, having no reason to shift position. Look around for flammable stuff like petrol cans etc. As a last resort I want to have the warehouse burnt to the ground, but I suppose a little negotiation is in order first.

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/08/06(Thu)08:58 No. 23630 ID: 806f2b
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>>23623
Anthony makes some extra preparations as you search for some petrol, going around the side of a shed you find 4, 6 liter petrol cans. "So we have no idea how many are in there right?" Damien is asking Anthony as he drenches him in holy water. "Well sure, but all breeds of vampires I know of are either tough and hard to breed and take a while to ghoul or piss weak and breed like rabbits." He replies as he pops open another bottle of holy water. "Drench yourself Geris, it usually helps." seconds later a smile comes across Damiens face. "Wait, are you saying that I'm one of the tougher breeds? Whos bad? I'm bad! UH HUH, UH HUH, UH HUH UH HUH UH HUH!" Baldric proceeds to slap him upside his head. "Don't make too much noise ye daft ankle biter! Anyway Geris, how we gonna go about this? Guns blazing or are we gonna try and be reasonable about it?" As Baldric points to the warehouse doors one side slides open as a man dressed in a butlers outfit pulls it open. "Do you have an appointment with the lady?" He asks. Your move.

>>23630
>Just posting a reminder, you currently have fire powers level 2, horns type 1 (Hellboy), tail type 1 (bladed) and Mind hax.(Think dominate and such)

>>23630
Ask Damien to hang back and pour petrol around the doors and windows, leaving the door where the butler is free from the stuff so they can get out quickly if need be.

Drench self in holy water and enter with Anthony and Baldric, say you have no appointment at first but that it's of the utmost importance.

If refused, try Domination to gain entry.

>>23641
Damien quietly agrees mumbling something about not wanting to see that crazy bitch again, you poor the holy water on yourself as you talk to the man. "We do not have an appointment but this matter is of the utmost importance." You say, "Hmm, the lady will see you only because she never thought she would see you again. And yes the priest may enter." With this the butler turns his tail and disappears through the door.

As you step into the warehouse you notice that the butler has disappeared and that you feel like you are being watcher. "OH my dear Reich! I am delighted to see you again! Although you hold odd company. So What made you come crawling back to mother?" This little spiel drew you attention to a pile of crates which happens to be acting as a chair for a buxom lady of a deadly beauty. "Oh come now lads remove your chins from the floor and speak up!" It seems she is waiting for you to speak.

(There wasn't a quest part previous to this that I may have missed is there?)

>>23646
No, all you remember is waking up in a warehouse and drinking some coffee with a young girl, you then proceeded to try and be a superhero.

>>23644

Ask her how she knows him and what's going on. Politely.

>>23655
"Oh darling no need to be so formal with me, I do own you after all. And as soon as you get back in your cage we can begin the testing again, I mean I did pay alot for you. Reichs are worth millions on the market." The lady jumps down. "But wait you don't recognize your own mother? Oh I'm so sorry, we didn't mean to hurt you so bad you suppressed the memories! It just sort of happened. Now get back in the cage before mommy has your friends torn limb from limb." The lady makes a gesture and 8 vampires drop down from the ceiling all of them gangly but fairly human. "Is it a fight you want? Well then you are screwed lady." Anthony and Baldric take up fighting positions, Bal on your right Ant on your left. Roll 1d6 and state your action.

>>23657
Rolled a 5. Hit the closest one with flaming breath.

>>23658
Your kerosene breath comes hurtling out like a bat out of hell engulfing one of the vampires as Baldric is pummeled by their fists, on your other side Anthony is holding his own carving two down with his knives and fists. You also get hit in the gut from being distracted although the holy water burns the suddenly surprised vampire. "Butler, deal with them will you." The lady calls as she hops up the crates and out the window, you also can see smoke outside the windows. It looks like Damien has lit the petrol. The current score is 5 Vampires left and the Butler has joined the fray. Next action? Remember to always roll a 1d6.

>>23662

Rolled a 4.

Godammit Damien you could've waited for us. Defend and try to retreat towards the door, get Baldric and Anthony to follow you and keep the vampires at bay.

>>23663
You deliver a devastating blow to another vampires head as baldric finishes off his two opponents and makes for the door with you, Anthony would but he seems to be a bit occupied with what seems to be a game of combat twister between him and the butler. The other vampires proceed towards you but don't seem to be coming much closer, hmm feels kinda warm at your back. "GODDAMNIT DAMIEN YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BLOCK THE EXIT!" You yell as Damien comes crashing in through a window putting his claw through a vampire and biting the head off the last. "The Warehouse is mad of metal and concrete! I thought you just wanted me to stop them getting out so we can massacre the whole lot!" As Damien yells this a couple of vampires flee from the windows, all thats left is the Butler.

>>23666

Ugh, right, have Baldric make sure Queen Bitch doesn't try and attack us while we deal with Butler.

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/08/06(Thu)10:39 No. 23671 ID: 806f2b
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>>23667
You tell Baldric to keep on lookout as you and Damien run over to help Anthony out, who still seems to be tied in a knot with the butler. As you reach him you pull the butler off throwing him into the nearest wall while Damien charges the Vamp splattering his insides all over the wall. "Th-thanks guys, I need to make all the necessary preparations on these vamps. Can you check the crates to see what they were used for?" (Gained one upgrade to be used at a later date)Anthony gets up and goes about to all the corpses sprinkling them with holy water and putting cloves in their mouths. "So which of these babies we gonna crack open first huh Geris?" Damien asks as he rubs his hands together. The options are the lot on the left the lot on the right and the crates queen bitch was sitting on in the middle. (Each is a stack of 5 crates)

>>23671

Let Damien crack open the middle stack in whatever order, since he's so eager. (and if it's trapped, oh what a shame)

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/08/06(Thu)10:51 No. 23674 ID: 806f2b
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>>23673
(Love Damien that much huh?) "Go ahead Damien, start with the middle stack of crates" Damien starts pushing the crates about and opening them. "Huh, this ones just got a cage inside it with some obsidian chunks scattered about the bottom, another is filled with soil, ones got what I assume to be Marissa's clothes, 'nother has alot of historical stuff with paperwork... and the last one has a lot of packaging. Woah, its some kind of stone sword..." Damien quickly gets bored with this pile after scrounging through Marissas undergarments and heads to the next piles. Do you wish to inspect some things?

>>23674
(He needs kicking down a notch, also d'awwww at the gargoyle costume.)

Check if Anthony is free to come over and inspect the paperwork and obsidian chunks. Appraise the packaging carefully, and begin to unwrap it.

>>23676
Anthony still seems a little busy with the bodies so you go over and check out the boxes yourself, looking into the one that had a cage in it you shudder realizing that this was the cage you were kept in and that those obsidian shards came off you. Not wanting to face that horror again you move onto the crate which seems to be filled with sculptures of all kind and various clay work, all appear to be very old. Picking through the documents there is very little you can actually read, something about Reich and his works having his heart and soul put into them. Figuring that you could spend some more time deciphering that later you move onto the last crate filled with packing hay and with a swordlike object sitting in bubblewrap. Do you wish to take the sword out?

>>23681

Pick it up carefully but keep the bubblewrap on, examine it and make a note to have Anthony take the documents when he's finished. Ask how Damiens getting along with the crates.

>>23683
Examining the sword it feels fairly weighty and appears to be made of stone, you most commonly see this kind of sword on a statue of a knight or somesuch. "Hey Damien what else ya got?" You ask, "Not much, more grave dirt and alot of instruments like they have at the church. They were obviously researching something." He replies as he opens the final box. "HOLYFLYINGBATSHIT" Damiens yells as something darts out of the box and latchs onto his face. "STUPIDVAMPIRESSTEALBROTHERSANDHURTTHEMSTUPIDVAMPIRES" You hear in a tiny voice from the thing savagely mauling Damiens face. It suddenly detaches and makes its way towards you very quickly. "BROTHER! You are alive! This one was so worried. How can I help my rescuer?" As the blindingly fast creature comes to a stop you finally take it all in realizing it to be a small wingless gargoyle.

>>23686

"Hey there, umm sorry to disappoint you but Queen Bitch made sure I forgot almost everything up until escaping from here, but I remembered that there was someone very important to me missing so I came back."

Along with that, keep a hold of the sword, ask the gargoyle its name and what was going on in here that he can recall.

>>23689
"Marissa made you forget? Bad bad Marissa! Well this little Reich is happy to see big Reich freed! I snuck in when they bought you from the big bad people. Because this little Reich will not get very far without a big Reich." With this the little Gargoyle starts darting around again. "Goddamn little shit! Let me pummel him Geris." Damien says as he removes his hand to show his now missing eye. "Little Reich thinks big Reich was missing sword! We are all attracted to sword, but not all of us are Reich enough to hold it." Baldric comes up to you, "The fires have gone down and the preacher has done his duty, grab what you need and lets get out of here.". You hear faint sirens in the distance.

>>23692
Grab littlereich and set him on a shoulder.
Keep the sword, the shards off the bottom of the cage, the notebooks, and GTFO.

>>23692

Also, keep him away from Damien, try and calm Damien down.

(Are you trying to make me sympathise with him???)

>>23698
Making a heroic getaway you rush into the vehicle along with everyone else, "Nice friend you got there Geris, any reason you brought the other junk with you?" Anthony comments as he floors the car round a corner. "It might be our only lead on Marissa." You say trying to cover up the possible personal value. BACK AT HQ! "Hey Reich, you and the others head to the waiting room the Nun will take you to the recess room." Anthony says as he starts hauling the vampire bodies out of the car. After entering the waiting room you are quickly hurried into a lounging room with a TV a canteen and large amount of monsters sitting around on chairs playing card games or just chatting. Your move.(May I suggest coffee?)
> You may also use your upgrade now

>>23703
(Nope, thought you would lol at Damien getting owned by a mini Reich. Plus vampires can heal eyes easy.)

>>23704
Monopolise coffee.
See if Littlereich wants any, too.
Sit and people/monsterwatch.

>>23704

I believe someone wanted a penis upgrade earlier, unless someone has a bett- ah forget it, I vote for a fire upgrade again.

>>23708
After taking all the coffee from the coffee machine some of the others seem a little irked at you, although Little Reich gladly accepted your offering of coffee and is gnawing on some beans. As you sit and watch the things go about their business you recognize two faces, first is the leprechaun who seems to be beating a werewolf and a fish thing at poker and the second is the redhead from the other night. She seems to be working in the kitchen of the canteen, although you cannot see any of the broads from that night. You notice that Damien has gone to sulk and grab a bag of blood to drink while glaring at Little Reich and Baldric has gone off to talk to some old acquaintances. Little Reich seems to be off in his own world right now though.

>>23722

Ask little Reich what he's thinking about, try and draw the conversation to what he knows about Marissa.

>>23728
You ask Little Reich what he is thinking about, so he replies. "Well I am thinking about the exact path that we would require to take to find the smuggling ring which could alternatively lead to getting back at Marissa. I was also going through my knowledge of Reich's works to figure out which piece of work you are and what century he made you in... and coffee, I like coffee." L Reich takes a deep breath as you ask him what he knows about Marissa. "Marissa is a crime lord known to have her hands in just about everybody's business, she is a class A Lugosi vampire. Her recent purchases in the black market have tipped off a few of her rivals as to what she wants, they still do not understand why but have been collecting Reich pieces anyway." The little gargoyle collapses on your shoulder as he takes another breath in. "By the way, that cutie in the lunch line has had her eye on you this whole time."

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/08/06(Thu)12:47 No. 23745 ID: 806f2b
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>>23739
(God... I stayed up all night due to loss of time writing out the quest. T_T I'm gonna head soon so expect me to just cease posting when I crash.)

>>23745
(I'm quite happy to pause if you want.)

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/08/06(Thu)12:59 No. 23755 ID: 806f2b
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>>23751
Okay then *PAUSE* I hope my quest has been satisfactory even with the lack of sleep mistakes. Will continue this when I am awake if posters are available.

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/08/06(Thu)21:01 No. 23917 ID: 806f2b
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>>23755
(Just here to inform you, I HAVE AWOKEN.)

>>23739
Have him indicate which one he's talking about.

>>23929
"Well there is the redhead behind in the kitchen, and the gorgon standing in line seems to also be staring at you." You notice for the first time the Medusa like lady standing in line twirling her braids at you, she seems to be giggling and chatting to another girl in the line.

>>23935
Wink, continue drinking coffee.
Are there supplies to make more?

>>23938
You wink at the gorgon who proceeds to giggle like a schoolgirl while you look for more coffee, it looks like you may be able to ask for more from the canteen if you wish.
>Currently have 7 coffee charges Max of 10.

>>23940
Nah, just trying to be polite.
Study those notes and wait to see if she comes over.

>>23944
Studying the notes seems to be a fruitless endeavor until Little Reich says "Give me that Big Reich." and snatches the papers away and starts reading through them. "It seems that this was a compilation of data on you he sword and various Reich pieces, very little about Reich though." L Reich goes back to mumbling to himself as he continues to decipher the pages. "Why hello there, are you new around here?" The gorgon asks as she walks up to you. With her being closer you can now take in her fully, she appears to be human with slightly reptilian features and her hair is up in braids complimenting her slim body which is accentuated by her skin tight dress. You think that either she just came back from clubbing or she dresses like that all the time.

>>23946
Just had the pigeon residue cleaned off.
What about you?
The name's Geris, by the way.

>>23958
And by the second line I mean How long have you been here, not how ... you knew what I meant.

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/08/06(Thu)23:22 No. 23962 ID: 806f2b
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>>23958
"That new huh? Well, I've been here for a year now. Good place to live... Well Geris, I'm Tegan. Maybe we should go out sometime, clubbing or something." You feel pretty unsure about this girl, she seems so nice but you can't help but feel a web is closing in around you. "Get your hands off him you trollop!" You here as you see the redhead come stomping towards the two of you. "I saw him first, and its not like you don't have your claws in every guy in this place.". "Oh naive little Natalie, I have my claws in some of the girls too." The debate after this starts resembling more of a catfight. You can see Damien in the background egging them on while Baldric just sighs and leaves the room.

>>23962
(Have we used our upgrade yet?)

Ignore fight, leave the room and find Baldric, ask him how he's holding up, what he remembers about his past, and what he thinks about trying to take down Marissa.

>>23971
(No I am waiting on a second or third suggestion, I also wrote up a statblock thing for the characters) Ignoring the two fighting girls you catch up to Baldric in the corridor. "Hey Bal? Whats been eating you?" you ask him. "Kid I'm old, I spent my whole life avoiding the church and living my life in hiding. But now look where we are! I still don't trust the church, but I have visual evidence that they wont crucify me for being a Gargoyle. I mean I grew up in Ireland, and the church there would kill anything that showed the tiniest hint of magic. My whole perspective has been turned upside down, and I thank you for that kid, but I am in pain just being alive. I just wanna go up to the rooftops and settle down till I stop thinking. What do you think I was doing when you first met me? I mean no gargoyle would sleep through their wings knocked off. This whole business with Melissa? As a famous actor once said "I'm too old for this shit." let me just get some rest." With that Baldric shrugs off your sympathetic claw and disappears off down the hallway.

>>23976

Sigh and return to the canteen, ask for more coffee and sit down with little Reich again. Hope that the fights finished, if not, try not to get involved and find Anthony instead.

>>24011
Returning to the canteen you see Natalie getting scolded by a nun while Tegan is being dragged by her ear to her room. You quickly go grab some coffee from the canteen and head over to Little Reich. "Found anything yet?" You ask of the gargoyle. "Welll, I now know WHY they are collecting Reich pieces and experimenting on them. There are a lot of references to "Heart and soul" Reich's works are better than any other work in the world because he literally imbues bits of his soul into them, but one piece he put his heart into. And now since he disappeared even from the most inquiring eye people want to track him down and put him to work on their own projects. And not only is his heart the key to finding Reich, but whatever he made from it will be quite the weapon. Sorry thats all I got thus far, if I study it while you sleep I should get through most of it. Anything else you need of me? Or shall I head to your room to set up shop and study?".

>>24026

Thank the little guy for his help so far and tell him he can go to his room, ask if he needs anything or find him if anything else interesting pops up. Check if Natalie is OK.

>>24061
Thanking L Reich for his help he grabs up the paperwork and shards and darts off down the hallway in the blink of an eye. Now to see about Natalie you think, you walk over to where she is standing after being scolded by the nun and ask her "Hey cutie, since when did you work here?". "Since yesterday, they offered me a job as long as I kept my mouth shut about what I had seen." Natalie replies while giving you the once over. "So whats it pay?" you ask. "It pays really well, and I get a really good medical package. But it seems they've been understaffed for a while, they've got me doing all kinds of odd jobs." she replies enthusiastically. "So how about we go out for a coffee?" you inquire. Natalie's face lights up as she responds "I'd love too, just let me tell the nuns and I'll be out in a second.". So here you are, with five minutes to kill. And you think you just asked her out on a date, to a coffee shop.

>>24217

(What can I say, killing two birds with one rock is always good)

Huh, guess we don't have time to put anything on, I mean, not too long ago we were being mocked for our smooth crotch area.

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/08/07(Fri)16:42 No. 24252 ID: 806f2b
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>>24225
(This smooth crotch problem can be fixed at a later date, if needs be) After waiting a couple of minutes Natalie returns in a nice casual attire. "Don't worry, the nuns pointed me towards a good cafe" with this she takes your arm and takes you out of the church. You are now in control of Damien, objective fuck the hot bitches in the church. You are currently located in the canteen.

>>24252
Acquire as many belts as we can find.
Plot to crash anime convention.
In the meantime, lean against a wall and look suave, scoping out the possible poon.

>>24271
Saweet, you remember that they moved your stuff in and you already have a fairly large belt collection. You wonder why you didn't think of anime conventions before. While your brain is doing this mind grindingly hard work, your body is chilling against a wall drinking from a blood bag. Your poondar is hard at work too, the Gorgon was pretty hot but she is likely gonna be stuck in the church for the rest of the night. In actuality, there aren't too many possible girls here for you.... >8I "I am not letting that little shit ruin my night!" you say as you run to your room to acquire anime-esque clothes to check out the local anime conventions. (Lucky for you there seems to be a 2 day convention which goes on all night tonight.) So? Head there or be a valued member of society?

>>24278
>Damien
>valued member of society

Ahahahahaha!!

No. Let's get out to those conventions and go on a bird hunt.

>>24290
Bird hunt it is! You haven't been laid in like 1... 2.. four days! You quickly gather up a quick outfit and slap an eyepatch on (Still kinda disfigured) and head to the con! With your speed and the Ferrari from the garage it shouldn't take you long. *timeskip* Arriving at the con you see that it has just hit midnight, and all the freaks and night owls have come out. A fair few pretty girls (At least you hope they are) accompanied by your average lardasses, slightly higher goth count then usual at this time though. So which part of the con are you gonna go to? Or are ya gonna hang out the front and pickup chicks from there?
>Do you wish for a quick rundown of Damiens prettyness/mind affecting abilities?

>>24299

(Make it happen, need to know what I'm working with here, also, never been to a Con before so I dunno what there is)

Wander inside first and check out the place.

>>24301
>Damien is a Class A (Asshole) Lockjaw vampire, Lockjaws create a "glamor" field around themselves to stop their flesh from rotting. On their own they have no actual magical ability other than this glamor, with the use of ghouls they can hypnotize their prey. So he is super attractive in an almost anime way.
Not knowing what to expect you head into the convention, seeing long lines of people waiting for signatures and booths with artists or promotions for various anime/mangas you also see that they will be hosting a screening of a new anime "princess pretty kaloo" or some shit like that. About five seconds after that thought you are just about assaulted by various underage/crazy con goers as they get their picture taken with you, the ones in the animal suits kinda creeped you out... they also invited you to join their "pack" whats up with that? So you have been assaulted, battered, bruised and possibly molested. Where are you gonna go? Artists alley, the screening or check out the anime stalls? And Damien notes alot of these con goers are underage, is that gonna factor in at all?

>>24304
>the ones in the animal suits kinda creeped you out... they also invited you to join their "pack" whats up with that?

FURSECUTER!

Kidding, umm yeah the age thing might be a bit problematic. Wander around the screening area while you ponder if there are any other outside options besides the Con.

>>24304
Well, avoid the underage, but keep looking.
I mean, all the glamour field does is add minor charisma and make us look not-dead, so it's no different than the poon-acquiring efforts of anyone else, right?

>>24326
Avoid the underage ones? Okay Damien thinks to himself, although he has never been one for following the rules. (See loft of dead women)
>>24332
The glamor field actually modifies peoples perspective of him, sure he looks the same but they feel different about him. So his efforts are doubled on creatures aware of it and tripled on unaware (mostly humans).

Damien decides to head over to the screening, while he wanders over there he notices a group of girls who might actually be of age. Although he wants to avoid the pig of the group, there are "Shy girl", "pig", "underage b&", "Delicious loli" and "Goth girl". It looks like Delish has the biggest ego of them all, she definitely seems to be the leader of this little squadron waiting on this show.

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/08/07(Fri)18:18 No. 24357 ID: 806f2b
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>>24355
(I KEEP FORGETTING PICS RARRRGH!)

>>24355

Target Delish first, seduce her to gain access to the rest of the group. Aim for shy girl and goth girl as ultimate prizes. Should be easy with our powers and make a good warm up exercise.

>>24376
Seeing the top dog as more of a challenge than anything else you saunter on over to the group of girls. "Hey, whats a fine looking girl like you doing here without a date?" You ask a little cockily. "Without a date? HAH! You are the one without a date, me and my girlfriends here are fine without the scum of stinky dateless dweebs." The loli pope screams at you. The shy girl seems obviously taken aback by this while pig and b& are trying to act all tough behind the loli, Goth on the other hand is indifferent. "So that would be a no then?" you respond calmly. "*cough* dyke.". The loli enters a visible rage and storms off leaving shy and goth standing around not knowing what to do while the others go console their leader.

>>24448

Simple as that eh? Guess we can give seducing the Goth a shot, and if that fails, move on to the shy one. Shy one might be less likely to argue if she sees us hitting on the goth rather than the other way around. Make sure to use your glamour veil to it's fullest.

(Goin to sleep now, fingers crossed.)

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/08/08(Sat)02:30 No. 24519 ID: 806f2b
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>>24466
After deciding, screw that bitch. You try to start a conversation up with the goth. "So, now that the bitch queen is gone wanna see hang out and see this screening with me?" "Sure, I guess." She mumbles back unenthusiastically. "I'm Gwynn, and thats Jamie." she says pointing to the shy girl. With the screening about to start and running out of seats, the three of you head into the theater. Finding some seats across the aisle from loli, you take a seat in between the women and wait to enjoy the show. God this show is STUPID, you think to yourself. I don't even know whats going on, so to take you mind off things your hand goes for a bit of a wander on Goth.... WOW she is a dead fish, I'm feeling her up and NOTHING. As you think this to yourself shy grabs onto your arm as the show works into its "romantic" point. Oh well you think, better then nothing. Continue fondling Goth? Move on to getting with shy? Or other.

>>24519

Bah, maybe the shy one is easy pickings. Go for her instead, but try and be a little bit subtle, not shy subtle though. Try not to make it obvious to Goth what you're doing.

>>24536
Thinking that shy might be easier pickings you readjust yourself so she can lean on your shoulder better, after another five minutes pass she seems to be really snuggling in on that shoulder... huh. She fell asleep. The screening is ending in 5 minutes, you gonna wake her? Ditch her? Or stay here and let her sleep?

>>24963
Carry her around until she wakes up.
Find her room, or mindwhammy your way into another.
Talk it over, score.

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/08/08(Sat)17:06 No. 24991 ID: 806f2b
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>>24966
Deciding that you don't want to wake her up and you don't wanna be stuck in here, you compromise and start to carry her as you go to find goth. "Hey where is her room? She seems to have crashed..." you ask. "Oh, I dunno... I think she was bunking with Bridgette." she responds as dryly as ever. "Who?" "The short one, you should go find her, I think she has the key to the room." Great, now you gotta find loli in the group of, WAIT THERE SHE IS! You see her exiting the building. You attempt to follow her and end up in the lobby of a hotel across the street. There is a man on the front desk, he does not appear to be busy. How are you gonna go about this?

>>24991
"'Scuse me. I need to return this girl to her room, she kind of fell asleep, did a friend of hers, kind of short and a little flat, pass by here? What's her room?"

Can we use our glamour thing to make us look trustworthy?

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/08/08(Sat)17:32 No. 25042 ID: 806f2b
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>>25012
(Glamour is a passive ability, you know when people fantasize and sparkles appear around the person? Yeah you make that happen to everyone)"Oh yes, I remember her and the pretty one there is hard to forget." The man takes a key down. "They have the suite.". You take the key from the man and proceed to the suite, unlocking the door and entering to see.... Loli, in skimpy pajamas waiting on the bed. "HEY! You're not Jamie... oh... GET OUT!" On this note you receive a pillow to the face. The sudden jolt wakes Jamie up. "Huh, hey sis... how'd I get here?" Realizing where Jamie is she clams up and starts blushing profusely. "P-p-ut me down please.". How are you gonna deal with this shit, it don't fly in Damien's books.

>>25042
Put her down.

Tell her you were merely escoting her to her room safely, and that she had dozed off.

>>25070
Putting Jamie down, you say "I was just bringing her back safely, she fell asleep on my arm in the screening". "Heh, you even fooled a guy this much huh Jamie. Now come over here and give your big sister a hug." Loli seems a little bit more then cracked. "Dun wanna." Jamie holds onto your leg to try and stop you leaving. Doesn't look like Jamie wants to be here... what with her big sister on the bed all dolled up, and there only being one bed in the suite.. HMMMM >8I Damien does not like the way things look.

>>25097
Take a level of rogue and get TRAPSENSE.

>>25118
There is at least one trap in this room >.> make a d6 roll!

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/08/08(Sat)19:08 No. 25220 ID: 806f2b
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>>25125
No one gonna roll em?

>>25220

Rolled a 5, any luck?

>>25230
(Welcome back SZ) You shouldn't have had that drink earlier (blood bag) your head is still kind of fuzzy, but everything seems right other than the incest.... And the potential raping of the girl attached to your leg. You still wanna just leave?

>>25234
(Cheers, only here briefly though)

Offer the girl (Jamie) a chance to come back to his crib, instead of sticking around here.

>>25251
"Wanna come over to my place Jamie? Let your "sis" calm down a little bit." You ask like a suave motherfucker. "Y-yes please." Jamie says as she stands up and gets behind you, "BITCH! I HATE YOU BOTH I HATE MEN!" Loli screams as she throws a tantrum on the bed. "Lets go" You say as you lead Jamie outside to your Ferrari. "Woah... I didn't think that model of Ferrari was even out yet" Jamie says when she sees your car. "Yeah cool huh." You answer. Timeskip! You are now in your room. (Damien has a fairly nice room at the church unlike Geris) How are you gonna go about things?

>>25266

Ask how she wants to go about things, if she doesn't have a preference offer her alcohol and start kissing/cuddling.

>>25297
"Umm, I've only got one bed in this place at the moment... so I'll take the couch? God I need a drink." You say as you search your room for your alcohol stash. "Mm. I think I do too." Jamie whispers as you pull out some whiskey. "Heres up kilts" You say as you both chug down a shot. *TIMESKIP* Ugh, morning wood. Wait... thats not mine. TRAPSENSE FULLY ACTIVATED!

SZ 2009/08/08(Sat)21:49 No. 25338 ID: 4b96a7
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>>25313

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

*Check it's really Jamies*

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>25338
Yep... that would be Jamie's... Hmm, sure he looks feminine.. BUT WHAT WAS WITH THE DRESS! "Dudes a dude..." you say waking Jamie up as you move. "hmm... OH GOD! Please tell me we didn't..." Jamie seems very shook up by this. You have no idea what to do in this situation, its never happened to you before you always thought they were just silly stories! You check yourself, yep poopdick. "Yeah we kinda did." Anything you want to add to make the situation less awkward?

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/08/09(Sun)00:36 No. 25476 ID: 806f2b
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This is now Damien's official theme song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Na1A6lSHns
And pic attached was his costume for the con.

>>25346

Ask if it was his first time, offer him the shower first, as if he wants a drink of water to clear his head. Generally comfort him and say it was pretty fun. (even if you can't remember it Damien)

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/08/09(Sun)08:08 No. 25584 ID: 806f2b
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>>25581
"Was it your first time Jamie?" You ask, he just nods. "First time with a, well guy for me aswell. You want a drink? And the shower is right there if you want it first." you say out of courtesy. "Y-you can have it first, I insist." huh, he seems a little better you think as you hop in the shower. Damien lets out a less then manly scream when Jamie hops in the shower behind him. "People usually do this with their first right?". You awake to the sound of a girly scream coming from Damien's quarters, WHY did they put him right next to your room? You were kept awake, damn squeeky springs. Gonna have to get those fixed. Your crosses are beside you and it happens to be your day off since you finished all your paperwork. Now what to do what to do :3.

>>25584
(Controlling Anthony now am I?)

Take a cross for comfort and chat to the nuns, ask if there's anything they need help with or if they've heard any gossip/news.

>>25589
Yes yes you are. I mean Geris is stone for the day, and Damien can't really do much in the day time. So unless you want to timeskip to night for more exposition. (For my winging it plot)You are Anthony for the day.

Anthony bundles up his casual attire and only a couple of crosses as he goes to see the nuns and if they need any help. "Hello ladies, anyone need a hand?" You say with a big smile on your face. "Ah bugger off ya lazy sod! We do all the work around here while you just go off beating up monsters and bringing them back here. I could still whoop your butt with a ruler so why do we even need ya!" Yells a surly old nun. "Oh Anthony there you are! Sister Bridgette is back from the lake job and would like to see you." Says the young sister Terese, she always seems to get flustered around you.. what an odd girl. So go see Bridgette who likely has work for me on a day off, or skip and go do something fun... maybe buy a book or two.

>>25590

The righteous never shy away from work! Lets go see Bridgette, thank sister Terese for the information and ask her if she wants to go have a drink with him sometime at a Café.

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/08/09(Sun)09:44 No. 25600 ID: 806f2b
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>>25595
Of course! The righteous work yadda yadda. Hopefully Bridgette won't lecture me like I'm still a kid. "Thankyou sister, might you like to go out for coffee some time?" You ask Therese before leaving, "Oh Anthony you flatter me but I am a nun. And the matron would have none of that." She responds. "See you later then Therese". With that you head up to the main part of the church to see Bridgette on her knees praying. "Huh, and old woman like you will have trouble getting up.. you should start praying from a seat." You say with a bit of snark. "Oh I can still hand you your ass buddy boy. Who would have taught you your magic if not I boy." The old woman coos as she stands up and walks towards you. "According to Therese you needed to see me?" you ask dryly. "Of course of course, its about the trouble at the lake... its on its way here, and I'm deploying you to stop it from reaching its destination." she says as a smirk crosses her face. "WAIT WHAT! I though you were assigned to stop the summoning you old hag! What were you doing for the past two weeks?! Fine FINE. I'll go deal with this little upstart, who where they trying to summon this time?" you ask almost growing bored with the subject. "Cthulhu, he hasn't been out in 16 years. And he sure is pissed, if not a bit senile. Theres a car out front with GPS set to intersect his path, go on now git." She says this last part vehemently. Anything you want to prepare specially for this occasion? (Writing up inventory/magic list for Anthony)

>>25600
>There are various ritual knives/magic knives, incendiary grenades and phosphorus grenades, crosses, holy hand guns, crosses and holy water along with various holy texts. There is also all guns of the standard variety and every ammunition under the sun.
>Spell list. Smite, Ashes to ashes, holy writ, regeneration, hand of god and recall. (Smite is a lesser spell of standard holy persuasion, Ashes to ashes is quite effective against vampires since it is a magic stripping spell, holy writ is holding magic and hand of god is your XBOX HUEG casting time/mega spell)

>>25602

Take Holy water, a few crosses, a few knives of the magical variety an incendiary grenade or two and some useful holy texts.

Silent take down approach required, arm yourself with an AWM .338 calibre, suppressor, sights, all the business. Bring along a M-72 LAW if Cthulhu turns up, oh and a pair of MAC-10s if it gets close and personal.

Try and find someone who can help you out as well, the more the merrier.

(Fuck yeah, locked-and-loaded priest. Also, how long does the Hand of God spell take to cast and how is it cast? e.g do you have to stand still etc.)

>>25608
(Hand of god requires you to be stationary since it is a ritual casting, it takes about a minute to cast. Thats what the holding spell is for against most enemies.)You prepare a well sized arsenal for taking down the beast, but you don't know if just you will be enough... hmm I could bring her along, but she only just got back yesterday.. nah, I may aswell ask. Heading to the innermost chamber of the churches housing facility you knock on a door covered in various hexes and runes. The door slides open to reveal utter darkness inside, "Katie? Can you cut that shit out now." You say noting that she still has the same habits from when she was a kid, "BOO!" Katie screams as her head pops out upside down at crotch level. "Hey Anthony! Whaddya interrupting me during masturbating for?" UGH why does the church even keep her around you think. "I was wondering if you could help me stop some demon, Cthulhu I think.". An even bigger grin covers Katie's sweaty face "Sure thing! I wouldn't mind asking that old bastard some questions. I see you are locked and loaded, lemme just grab my toys." ... Lets hope she leaves the vibrators at home shall we. Katie AKA The Satanist. The childhood you shared was a strange one, god Bridgette needs to kick her out. Too bad we only have 5 active members including myself, otherwise we could. "I'm done! Lets get going!" Katie says as she steps out all dressed up in a dirty robe accompanied by various talismans and a staff. What shall be your plan on arrival? (Like sniper set up and such?)

>>25613
(Why must I invent characters at random during the middle of the night? *twitch*)

>>25613
(Are the Summoners still alive and controlling Cthulhu or is Cthulhu going around on a rampage?)

>>25623
(Rampage, the summoners were dealt with by Bridgette, but she didn't want to deal with the insanity monster.)

>>25624

(Dang, was hoping to put a bullet between their eyes. Ah well.)

Get to the location first, Give Katie the LAW and Sniper rifle, hope she can point and shoot proficiently. Make sure she's got a clear line of sight and tell her to wait for your signal.

Meanwhile douse yourself with some holy water, power up your knives, load the MACs and ready some sort of shielding if available and confront Cthulhu.

>>25626
Arriving on scene you hand the M-72 and the Rifle to Katie, "Head up that cliff, fire on my signal. Use any magic you deem necessary." you state. Katie quickly heads to her position as you douse yourself and kit yourself. As you lower your rose tinted goggles you mutter "Lets do this.". Charging through the forest you can see the beast up ahead, it is a 3 story tall sluglike creature with a squidhead and strange appendages hanging out its back. God you hate these rose tinted goggles, sure they counter powerful glamor magics but they make everything CUTE ugh. Charging forward you draw the holy mac 10s, only to see there are smaller doglike squid things surrounding the beast... "OHSHI-" It seems one got behind you, *BOOM* the beast explodes from a finely placed shot by Katie. "Goddamn you Katie I hadn't signalled yet!" radio silence, "I was bored.". Okay combat, what are you attacking first? And what with? Also roll a d6

>>25633

Rolled a 3, try and thin out the crowd of Cthulhu dogs, closest ones first with your MACs.

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/08/09(Sun)11:58 No. 25646 ID: 806f2b
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>>25637
Running along hounds continue to attack you from all sides but you just sidestep them and finish them off with a short burst while Katie seems to be just blindly firing into the pack of hounds. You close in on Cthulhu only to be picked up by a tentacle that pulls you up from the ground and begins draining you of energy.

>>25646

Well, I know it's goddamn CTHULHU and all but try casting Ashes to Ashes, if that fails, try filling its face full of holy lead.

Otherwise, scream for Katie to help out.

>>25689
Thinking quick you recite the incantation for Ashes to ashes and cast it on the tentacle gripping you, the tentacle nearly instantly freezes and seems to lock cthulhu in place underneath it, it also appears to not be draining your energy. "Shit I jammed my gun, I'm gonna move on to magic. Just stay out of the way of the hounds." Katie says over the com. "Kinda hard not to, I am suspended 6 stories high...." You say as you unleash some holy rounds into the back of the beast, well that opened up a nice hole but the arm is slowly regaining movement. What are you gonna do? (Remember to roll your d6s)

>>25696

Rolled a 4.

Hrmmm, throw an incendiary grenade and a vial of holy water into the hole. Hack at the tentacle with a knife and try not to fall 6 stories to the ground.

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/08/09(Sun)12:52 No. 25704 ID: 806f2b
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>>25700
Seeing the chance to take it down you throw some holy water followed by and incendiary into the hole, which lights up quite spectacularly since holy water is flammable. You do attempt to free yourself but the attempts at cutting are futile. As you cut at the arm you suddenly lurch as Cthulhu regains control of his tentacle and proceeds to throw you to the ground angrily, just as you land and the hounds begin to descend upon you a sudden vacuum picks up sucking most of them up into the cliffs. "The puppies are in the bottle "brother"" Katie laughs into the com. It seems Cthulhu is fairly injured although still regenerating, and the hounds are almost negligible now. Next move?

>>25704

Hope for the best and begin casting Hand of God. Try and have Katie use the LAW and her own magic to keep Cthulhu occupied during this.

>>25712
(Going for hand of god are we?)"Project godhand Katie" You say as you prepare the ritual, but before she can respond a tentacle lashes out to her location crumbling the cliffside where she was. Standing completely still you chant the ritual as crosses and candles appear around the beast and a chorus of voices can be hear, Cthulhu attempts to strike out at you but the holy force keeps him at bay as the circle of light rises from the candles and the voices reach a crescendo! Nothing. You see nothing. You have been blinded by the light of god. Slowly your eyesight returns thanks to your goggles, you can see nothing much is left of the beast but a pile of mucus surrounding a small crater. "Katie?" You whisper over the com. Static. What are you gonna do?! (Thank god for crits and fumbles, if you hadn't crit it would have got more attacks off ruining your spell :/)

>>25718

(Whoops, guess I got lucky this time)

Run and find Katie, she kept those cthulhu dogs off your back and probably needs help.

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/08/09(Sun)13:27 No. 25752 ID: 806f2b
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>>25721
Quickly realizing Katie's danger you make a dash for the cliff, scaling it in no time flat you find yourself at the site of destruction and find Katie hanging on by one hand. "Grab my hand Katie" You say leaning over. "Sure" she says as she grabs you and pulls you down onto a solid outcropping. "GODDAMN YOU KATIE! I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK!" You yell at her. She starts laughing her head off, bitch you think "And I was even worried about you." You say in a huff as you climb up and make your way to the car. "Reaaaalllly? Maybe you wanna join me in my room when we get back, Anthony~kun is a pe-rv." She says this last part behind her hand in a fake whisper. "I would not! I am a priest! In fact if we had more members I would want you out of there. SO THERE!" You poke your tongue out on the last sentence. "Oh I gotta grab something, gimme a sec." She says before running off and returning with a now full jar of goop. "It makes great lube." God this girl is sick. Okay back at HQ what now?

>>25752

Thank Katie for her help and return all equipment, report to Bridgette that it was a success and go out shopping for some relaxing reading material and a bite to eat. All in a days work.

>>25759
Thanking Katie for her help (Although she wanted something else as thanks) you store all the equipment and report to Bridgette on a job well done. "Rest and rela-snooooorrreee* (Back to Geris!) You wake up in the bed remembering your wonderful date you had last night, and it all ended with a good night kiss on the cheek. Damn your good. It seems Little Reich has made himself a nest in the corner of your room.
>Fire power 3
1- flaming fists
1- Kerosene breath
1- fire ball
2- fire explosion
2- Coats yourself in flame
-= Coffee points expenditure currently at 10/10 coffee points.

>>25752
Katie? More like KONATA amirite?

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/08/09(Sun)14:48 No. 25876 ID: 806f2b
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>>25859
(This quester apologizes for never seeing more than 5 minutes of lucky star. And I'm getting sleepy T_T... must get level 25 in stupid game!)

>>25876
>This quester apologizes for never seeing more than 5 minutes of lucky star.
You shouldn't. You're safer that way.

>>25876
(Screw it. its 8am. I enjoyed the thread thus far. I really liked getting some exposition on the wallflower characters. But goodnight, I will be back whenever.)

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/08/10(Mon)04:22 No. 26735 ID: 806f2b
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>>25906
The very stone yawns at the anticipation of my next fascinating move.

Enquire as to L.Reichs well-being and his study progress? Ask if he wants a cup of coffee or anything.

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/08/10(Mon)04:40 No. 26740 ID: 806f2b
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>>26736
You intend to ask L.Reich how far he got through translating the documents only to realize, he isn't here. Where the crap is he? You set out to the canteen with the intent to find him and acquire coffee for yourself, once you arrive you note the absence of his personage here aswell.. grabbing a coffee for the both of you you go and ask Natalie whether she knows where he is. "Hey Nat, thanks for going out for coffee with me last night. We should do it again sometime, anyway do you know where the little gargoyle went? I need to discuss the documents with him." You ask her. "I know where Little Reich is, but its gonna cost ya. I'm supposed to deliver food to a shut in but she gives me the creeps, you do that for me and I'll reward you with more than just a location" She responds with a wiggle of her hips. "Okay okay" You say as you take the tray from her and balance the coffee on it. Arriving at the room you knock on the door, receiving no answer. Shall you continue badgering them?

>>26735
Goddamnit. Now I have to go find my CD.

>>26740

Put the tray down and knock again, call out that you have her meal.

>>26749
Placing the tray down you knock on the door twice as hard, harder. GODDAMNIT SHUTIN! Ooops, where did the door go? "MY CUNTFUCKING EYES!" You hear from inside as the light filters into the room, the scene that lays before you is well indescribable. But you are gonna try, it's similar to the clutter of a desk mixed with various pagan/satanic rituals add a couple of orgies and that would be 1/10 of this 10x10 room. "WHAT IS IT NOW! You freaking blinded me! Which one of you faggot nuns was it this time? Or was it that new girl, DAMMIT!"... It seems the occupant is out of your line of sight, very pissed and currently unable to see. Run or stay?

>>26756

Shit, don't want Natalie to take the rap, announce self and apologise, slide the tray in and close the door hastily.

>>26758
Closing the door would be a good idea, if you hadn't knocked it off its hinges, lock and all. Announcing yourself and picking up the tray you step into the room, seeing as the floor was too cluttered to possibly place the tray on it. "Uh, hey I'm Geris... was doing a favor for somebody, kinda accidentally knocked down your door." You say politely as you scan the room for signs of a person. "Oh really, broke my fucking door? Now you owe ME a favor. What kind of incompete- oh. Sorry bout that, thought you were mortal." Katie says as she slides out from under a pile of blankets. "Gotta keep up appearances or the dark gods won't be pleased after all. Oh thankyou, I see you brought two coffees so lets sit down and have a chat? I rarely get to talk to anyone properly" It seems the girls demeanor changed as soon as she saw what you were, weird. What the heck is up with this crazy?

>>26760

Sit down with her and ask her name (Geris doesn't know), then ask what she does, how she finds life here.

>>26788
Taking a seat on the bed and a sip of coffee, you decide it might be nice to have a normal conversation for once. "So what's your name then?" you ask politely "I'm Katie, but I'm called "The Satanist" by most everyone round here." she responds, it seems she is really enjoying your conversation. "Satanist huh? So what do you do around here? And hows life in this "church"" You say with air quotes and all. "Well its kind of alright I guess, its not like I've lived many other places. I've lived here since I was five, because my mother caught me talking to demons. Because of that, I'm the church demonologist. And the nuns who trained me seem to forget that THEY made me this, they call me The Satanist and hold disdain for me in their voices. Only comfort I really get is talking to my demons and when Anthony comes and visits, that might change with you around now." She pours this all out as you sit listening. "So what about you Geris? And what have you been up to?" She finally asks.

>>26810
"Waking up with no memory and discovering that I was apparently part of a research project by at the very least a rather powerful vampire who wants to uncover the secrets of my creation."

>>26822
"Huh." She shrugs, "What the hell kind of research would they perform on a gargoyle" she asks with a quizzical look on her face. "I dunno, I'm getting Little Reich to go through their research notes and translate them for me." you say offhandedly. "WAIT, did you say Reich? Are you telling me you are a Reich? OH MY GAWD." She screams in joy as she pushes you down on to the bed. "I want to run my own experiments... oh please let me." she says, you find it quite hard to look at her beautiful face, with those endless eyes. Roll 1d6 please.

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/08/10(Mon)12:54 No. 26835 ID: 806f2b
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>>26830
(Quite hard not to look at her beautiful face*)

>>26830
Got a 3.

>>26830
Did we ever get that crotch upgrade?

>>26841

No but we need a second opinion on what to upgrade, whatever you choose I'll second it.

>>26841
>>26844
(That was spent on firepower due to how long it took, don't worry though. If you go about this right you can get quite a few powers.) Realizing that Katie is trying to magically influence you, you proceed to force her off you and pin her to the wall. "Don't try that again or you will be burnt to a crisp." You hiss at her. "I'm sorry okay.. I get a bit carried away sometimes, please don't hurt me." What is your response? You have her completely subdued to the best of your knowledge.

>>26856
Ask her why she tried to magically influence us.

>>26858

Keep her pinned in the meantime, THE DEMONS might try something.

>>26844
Hmm... Would it be possible to get some degree of shapeshifting powers?

>>26858
"WHY THE HELL DID YOU TRY AND USE MAGIC ON ME!" you roar at her, you can see she is quite scared. "I'm sorry, I just saw something I wanted and tried to take it... I forget that your kind are people too. I mean Gargoyles aren't counted as mortals let alone any better than golems." She stutters as she freaks out. "Please don't hurt me... I just wanted to work on a Reich".

>>26862
(Actually yes. That is one of the possibilities.)

>>26865
Initiate tense silence

>>26865
What kind of work? Maybe I'll forgive you if you can do anything useful for me.

>>26865
You initiate a tense silence lasting for about 6 seconds before you just realized that her crotch appears to be wet, you decide to move your hand to her shoulder instead :/. "What kind of work." You ask breaking the silence. "I-I w-wanted to s-see the d-demon binding p-powers of a Reich p-p-piece in action" She blubbers out, at this point she is almost in tears. "And would this be of any use to me?" You ask, lowering her to the ground. "Y-y-es, it w-would a-llow you l-limited ac-c-cess to the powers of whichever demon you have in you." She sobers up a little bit as you consider this proposition. "R-really you might do it? I w-won't have to force you?" She has definitely cheered up a bit.

>>26874
Maybe. What are the risks, and what kind of demons and powers do you have?

>>26874

Ask her if she knows of any repercussions from awakening our 'Demon'. Also, apologise for scaring her but she ought to be a bit more empathetic to all creatures.

>>26875
Shit, I meant what kind of DEMON and powers do I have?

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/08/10(Mon)13:45 No. 26885 ID: 806f2b
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"Sorry for scaring you like that, but you gotta remember to be more empathetic to creatures. So what are the risks of this demon thing? And how does it work? Oh and you might wanna clean yourself up, I think you pissed yourself." You say. "Oh, that isn't piss. And I really am sorry, but being cold heartless and crazy is in the job description." She responds as she opens a door and steps into the bathroom. "Well, the way it works is that all Reichs have great potential for binding demons and other entities. Reichs pots are non sentient so they are used by big shot demon hunters, Heck Reich got quite a few orders for that specific purpose. He also sold a couple of golems to demons for them to use as bodies. Oh sorry I got off topic, what we would be doing is taking one of my buddies from my collection and binding it in you. They have all been weakened so there are no personal risks to you, and we can take it out anytime and replace it. If you wanted to bind a larger more powerful demon to you it might have some negative effects though. Take a look in my closet, check the guys out maybe talk to a few. Choose the one you want." She yells all this out from the bathroom. You decide what the hey and open the closet to see a large amount of jars, all filled with strange little monsters. The ones that catch your eyes are:
> A very phallic purple creature, a slug with a squidhead, a red bull, a constantly shifting mass of goo that is changing colours, a little blue man in a suit and what appears to be a dragon.
Which do you want to examine/talk to?

>>26885

Talk to the dragon, ask what it can do.

>>26885
Examin the red bull. Will it give us wings?

Maybe we should ask this girl to just list the powers they grant to save time.

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/08/10(Mon)14:01 No. 26899 ID: 806f2b
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>>26887
You tap on the dragons jar, noting that its jar is slightly bigger than the rest. "So what do you do little dragon?" You ask it. It gives you a cold stare almost as if sizing you up. ((Very nice, similar abilities body is close even. Quite compatible I am sure we would work perfectly together my little Reich.)) This shocks you since you did not hear a word yet understood its jumbled thoughts, quite a scary one this is.

Looking at the red bull you not the fury in its eyes, the massive muscles rippling under its taut skin. This would be the most prized bull in the world if it were not 3 inches tall and insane.

"So Katie? What sort of powers would I get from these little guys?" You yell. "You don't have to yell I'm right here." She says appearing over your shoulder. "I couldn't tell you. I've never worked on a Reich after all. I could guess some, Squidsy there would likely give you some sort of inspire fear or insanity, and magic draining. The blob is probably some sort of shapeshifting power. Blue suit? He always has a price for everything but is always stingy on the payout, not sure what his powers actually are. Phallus there seems to be just a lust demon, the bull was a normal bull as far as we could tell yet it was still bound the same as a demon. But that dragon, it frightens me. Its never spoken to me either, it just stares. I usually put a cover over it when talking to my other pretties." As she says this last part she reaches past you and rubs her finger along a few jars, each time it is well received by the minor demon inside.

So by the sounds of it, and with some wild guesswork:

Cthulhu-esque powers,
Shape-shifter,
Persuasion,
PINGAS,
Strength/endurance
Immense power for less control?

>>26901
(Fairly close, although some of them have little bonuses of their own)

>>26899
Well I like the sound of shape-shifting. It'll come in handy for all sors of stuff. Plus we could just shape-shift a penis.

>>26903

I'm interested in the Blue suit and Dragon but I think I'll be happy with Shape-shifting blob.

Ask her to work her magic and ask what sort of penalty would be involved should we change our mind and choice afterwards.

>>26901
Eh. I'm for either shapeshifting or squidsy.

>>26908
You turn around to Katie and say. "The blob seems like it might have alot of uses, so what are the dra-" you are cut off by a tiny voice. "Hey! HEY! You didn't even consider me properly ya joikbag. I'm not loik the rest of these suckers here, I give deals and I give em good. Whatever you need I can hook you up, for a price of course. Now I have an offer for you right now, you take me instead of that gooped wonder and I will give you access to some magic that you wouldn't find in that gits 'ead. And the coist? Nothing but the measly sum of allowing me a bit more freedom in your body, no control. But letting me see and talk with ya. Its better'n this 'ellhole any day. So whaddya say boss?" The blue suit says to you, he sounds a little bit like a timeshare seller... from jersey.

>>26914

(And just like a sucker tourist, I take the bait)

Ask him what sort of freedom he would get?

>>26914
I'm listening. What kind of magic are you offering? Give me some examples.

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/08/10(Mon)14:28 No. 26927 ID: 806f2b
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>>26916
"My freedom? Like I said, I get to see through your eyes and talk to ya in your head. I'd get to see some women other than ol Katie here, and she rarely takes me out of the closet." he responds.
>>26920
"Some examples? Well illusory magic like a pixie is a good starter. Follow that up with being able to organize summons faster then ol Katie over 'ere. You got alot of untapped magic potential, I bet I could boost any mind affecting powers you already have tenfold." He says cockily. "Oh and before you say "yeah roight" here." He pulls up a contract that binds him to telling the truth as long as he remains in some form of containment. "Katie gave me a decent trade to sign this, its turned out to be more trouble an its worth." he finishes this last part dryly.

>>26914
Ask if we can call him Sindri.

>>26928
(This quester does not understand :/. And just to flesh out summoning, it would include summoning more demons and possibly angels.)

>>26927
Whisper to him that we're kind of smooth down there. Has he anything that could sort that out?

>>26927

Also ask if it's just a one off payment for EVERYTHING he can offer us, or he'll want more per effect.

>>26932
"Kinda smooth eh? I couldn't poisanally fix it, but I could get you onto a mate of mine who could. He's sort of a mix between me and phallus over there, considered a "pimp" demon. He could also hook you up with some noice threads to cover you up." he whispers back.

>>26934
"Everything at my current disposal boiss. If I do gain anything extra, depending on the circumstances it may cost you extra. but you can always say no. Plus doll face knows she can switch us out if I get too much of a hassle."

>>26934
This.

>>26941
Ahuh. And how much would his location cost me? If I were you I'd throw it in with the deal. If you can pull a few strings so you can get him to fix my problem fo free... well hell it'll make things more entertaining for you too.

I liked this guy, I think we might want to choose him.

>>26950

(It seems to damn good to be true, and of course, if we have to swap we need to consider the penalty. Although it's highly tempting.)

>>26950
"His loication? Sure I'll throw that in for free, heck if we wanted we could summon the bastard right out of his hidey hole. So what'll it be boiss?" He gives you a sharktoothed grin that is somehow trustworthy. It seems that grin is natural for him.

>>26968
Well I want this guy. He has some useful powers, he's going to get something for our netherregions and his connections and charisma will come into use.

>>26968

He's give us a lot of if's and 'coulds' but I wonder just how much power he is actually able to give us...

>>26977
(The first transfer is pretty much free, so it isn't too bad if you wanna get rid of him later. And thats pretty much his biggest drawback is he might feel inclined to raise his price each time)

>>26983

Sold, that demon has class, I want it.

After much discussion you have decided on the little blue guy, "Well you sold me, so whats your name?" you ask him as Katie moves the jar and prepares the ritual. "The name is Salithus Cal, my business partners call me Sal. Nice to meet ya." with that he is placed into a pentagram and you position yourself in the other pentagram. "Hold still, this might hurt." Katie says with a wicked grin on her face. She begins chanting, everything starts fading. You see Sal rise from his jar in this white space taking on his full form of a tall slim blue man in a suit with a pair of ram horns hanging from the side of his head, slowly he approaches you. It feels like being torn in two, but only for a second. Now all is calm and you are lying down face first in Katie's room. "Heya boiss." You hear echo in your head. "Oh good, you're awake!" yells Katie as she pulls you from the ground. "I won't be able to do change it for another day, it seems like your body will take that long to let him settle in. Now lets see a little bit of those powers." She says as she begins to scrub the markings on the ground away. "Give the pixie powers a try boss." Sal gives you a reassuring nudge in your head as you aim visualize a pink donkey standing on Katie's bed. "... I'm not sure what you are trying to tell me Geris, either that I have a pretty ass. Or I am akin to a pink donkey. Anyway you should hurry off, come visit me tomorrow night and I'll evaluate your progress. Bye hon." Katie says as she pushes you out the door. "Bye Katie." Now what did I have to do again? "No idea boss, you tell me."

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/08/10(Mon)15:18 No. 27014 ID: 806f2b
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>>27009
(FUUUUUUUUUUU- forgot my pic.)

>>27009

Lets return to Natalie and report mission accomplished. Try to prop the broken door up so it at least covers some of the doorway for Katie.

>>27009
Let's meet this Pimp demon so we can fix down there. Take me through the summoning, Sal.

>Geris, demonhost Sal : Abilities gained, Illusions, summoning, mind hax 10, mana tap and lithe body. (Mind hax no longer costs coffee points and may be used to create thralls. Lithe body reduces our strength but increases our agility. Mana tap increases our Magic. Strength is now our weakest stat instead of agility, and Geris's magic is maxed.)

>>27016
>>27018
Alright, gotta talk to Nat and find L.Reich. I'll deal with the pimp as soon as I'm done with them. "Natalie ey boss? She must be a pretty one." Yes yes yes. You turn around thinking to move Katie's front door, but it appears she has already fixed it. Well then off to Natalie we go. Arriving back in the canteen you note that you spent about an hour and a half in there according to the clock... oh well. You go to talk to Nat, who appears to be off duty. "Hey Nat, I gave the shut in her food." you say. *Humph* "I bet thats not all you did. I was waiting for you and you go and spend an hour and a half with her." ((woah boss, goilfriend aggro. Try to smoothtalk her out of it.)) sure thing. "I'm sorry Nat, the shut-in is just a bit misunderstood. She doesn't get visitors she can talk to often, and she even helped me out alot too." You say all this as calmly as possible, turning her to face you. "Geris... look at you! I like the new bod, sure it ain't no muscle man like before but it certainly is nice. How can I stay mad at you! Especially with that hot bod." She ads a growl to the end of that while she hugs you and starts kissing you profusely. ((Woah, maybe a little too smooth.)) kissing back you pull her down. "I love you to hon, so can I get L.Reich's location?" you ask trying to stay on topic. "Sure. He went back to your room, he was at the library. I might watch your step in your room though, he sure did move alot of books in." She says this all with a huge grin on her face. "Okay seeya later honey, I've got some things to take care of." Anything you wanna add? Or are we just gonna head to L.R?

>>27044

Growl sexily and tap her ass when she turns around. Then head back to L.R

>>27051
>Tap her ass
I think we need to solve that other problem before getting to that...
Maybe a poke or grope?

>>27061

Well I kinda meant a little slap/pat rather than 'actually' tap dat ass.

>>27051
Letting out a nice low growl you give Nat a light love tap on her ass as you leave, and by the look she gave you over her shoulder it was quite well received. ((Noice girl boss, it seems I was right in talking to you)) Arriving at your room, you find it to be half filled with precariously balance books with L.R. sitting on top. "Hey Little, how ya been?" you ask. "Oh not bad, just doing some research. I finished reading the notes you gave me, they weren't too helpful. I did manage to get some juicy drops from them." As he says this last part he drops his book and zips down to the bed. "I found out that Reich was born in 900 A.D. you were created sometime in the 12th century. But if you are that old, where did all your powers go I wonder? It seems that they also had 3 other Reich pieces, that sword you found and two pots. We can assume that the pots are in police custody for now. The sword I assume is part of a bigger piece, likely one of his knights. Which he has done only 8 of. It likely belongs to the third, King Arthur considering its likeness to Excalibur." L.R. Spurts this all out rather quickly leaving him breathless and panting.

>>27069

Ask him what happens if all the parts come together again?

>>27101
"Well not much really, it just weakens him while it is missing. On its own it is a decent magical weapon, but when in the possession of its real owner its true power is unleashed. So for Excalibur that would be the power to cut through anything." L.R has begun to sort through his pile of books, looking for some new reading material.

>>27108

Wait, so is this piece of Reich's soul keeping me alive? Do you suspect my powers have been drained by someone or something? Possibly Melissa?

Clan Deiph High Ritualist!DJ3UjVUav6 2009/08/11(Tue)12:09 No. 27749 ID: 806f2b
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>>27557
"Well, to put it simply. Yes. Gargoyles are made when a large amount of magic is put into a piece of work that the creator feels strongly about, this magic is their life force, the stronger it is the longer they can live. But Reich went a step further and started binding bits of his soul to all his creations, it allows him to live as long as at least one of his creations are alive, The power of his soul also greatly increases our lifespans. Anyway back to the point, I suspect Melissa did drain your power. But she didn't do all of it, a Reich of your age would have slaughtered pretty much any captor. I think those obsidian shards may be a clue, in fact I think they may be solidified parts of your magic mixed with Reich's soul." While explaining this L.R. never took his eyes off his current book.