Ed Pastry 2010/04/01(Thu)07:44 No. 157043 ID: 35cea2
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Obviously you guys want to be female.

Now select your species.

>>157043
No. Those are dumb species. Get better options faggot.

Bacteria all the way. Get some flagellum action up in here~

>>157043
Delicious Protozoan.

Ed Pastry 2010/04/01(Thu)07:59 No. 157053 ID: 35cea2
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One vote Protozoan
One vote Bacteria
One vote fuck you

It is unanimous then, Bacteria wins!

Alright, what is this stupid sack of shit's name and profession?

>>157053
TANYA ADAMS, COMMANDO

JESSICA ABRAMS, ROCKET SCIENTIST.

JESSICANYA ABRADAMS, ROOCKET COMMANDO.

>>157057

THIS. SWITCHING TO THIS.

>>157057
CHANGING MY VOTE TO THIS IF SHE GETS TWIN GYROJET PISTOLS FOR WEAPONS

>>157062
DUEL GYROJETS?
I LIKE YOUR STYLE!

Ed Pastry 2010/04/01(Thu)08:48 No. 157070 ID: 35cea2
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You are now Jessicanya Abradamns, Rocket Commando Bacteria.

You are now inside of your haus, swishing about retardedly because bacteria don't have brains.

Also, your flagella aren't dextrous enough to carry the twin Gyrojet pistols you've got. Which is probably a good thing because you'd wind up just shooting yourself.

>>157070

Use your laptop to make some suggestions on /quest/.

NO YOU DOUCHE THAT IS BORING.

ABRADAMS! SMACK INTO A WALL TO TURN ON YOUR IMPLANTED MICRO-NANO-CHIP PROCESSOR BRAINS(tm) AND CHECK BAC-NET FOR YOUR NEXT SUPER SECRET COMMANDO MISSION THAT INVOLVES GETTING ED PASTRY'S FURRY FREAK ON.

>>157070
No brain?
No arms?
NOT ANY FUCKING MORE!
GROW THAT SHIT!

>>157070
Hey! Work out your dumb little arm things, weakling! You don't deserve your name!

>>157092
THIS! HOW CAN YOU EVER HOPE TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE RED MENACE IF YOU CAN'T EVEN USE YOUR GUNS?!

Ed Pastry 2010/04/01(Thu)10:06 No. 157106 ID: 35cea2
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You focus all of your microbial willpower...

Ed Pastry 2010/04/01(Thu)10:07 No. 157107 ID: 35cea2
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... and sprout a pair of arms! Also you might be slightly less retarded now. Maybe, it's kinda hard to tell. You actually might be even dumber than before.

But hey at least you can shoot things now.

>>157107
Pick up guns. Go outside, shoot shit up while flying around with the jetpack.

>>157107
That's more like it! Don't worry about your diminishing intelligence, you don't need to book smarts to kill commies!

Now go blow up bridges to stop their stupid heavy tanks!

Ed Pastry 2010/04/01(Thu)10:45 No. 157126 ID: 35cea2
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HIT AND RUUUUUUUUN!!!

>>157126
Find a cute girl.
Rip off her top.
Molest with flagella.
Grow a brain.

>>157126
WATCH OUT FOR COMMIE ANTI-AIRCRAFT FIRE!

>>157127

Do this!

>>157128

Do this!

>>157126
Yiffburg eh? I heard that place was a safe haven for dirty scum bag communist facists. You had better wipe it all out in the glorious cleansing fire of capitalism and the Emperor.

Ed Pastry 2010/04/01(Thu)15:03 No. 157250 ID: 35cea2
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Holy shit you are fucking retarded.

>>157250
unicode stare.

>>157250
Consume brainmeats

Reproduce via binary fission.

Offer an ultimatum to the town that you'll continue setting everything on fire unless you are presented with a selection of their finest mammaries.

Ed Pastry 2010/04/01(Thu)15:36 No. 157283 ID: 35cea2
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>>157252
>>157253

Ed Pastry 2010/04/01(Thu)15:39 No. 157289 ID: 35cea2
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You split into two Jessicanyas. You then demand from the leaders of the town the finest selection of mammaries. You are presented with a crowd that extends mostly offscreen.

INSUFFICIENT. DEMAND THEY BE EXPOSED FOR PROPER EXAMINATION.

>>157289
Wow, that is one foxy fox. Demand more just like her! A huge army of them! All on screen too!

DEMAND THAT THEY ALL BE WEARING SILLY HATS.

>>157289
MAKE OUT WITH YOURSELF!

>>157304
The breasts, not the women.

>>157304

Yesss...Definitely Doo this.

Ed Pastry 2010/04/01(Thu)20:01 No. 157666 ID: 35cea2
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You force all of them to wear silly hats. You then make out with yourself.

Mission accomplished I guess.

TITS GROPED: 0/4
GIRLS KISSING GIRLS: 1/0
FURRIES YIFFED: 0/100
BULLETHOLES: 60,000/10

THANK YOU ALL, YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT CROWD! GIVE YOURSELVES A ROUND OF APPLAUSE WOO!

>>157666
The hell we're done here!
Get down and dirty with yourself!
And then get all the other girls in, too!

>>157666
>TITS GROPED: 0/4
WAIT! that one's an easy fix at least. Grope your own tits, then grope your clone's tits.