Break dance!

Lurk and read every single quest you can for about 3 months.

Arm self with chips and soda. You have a long night ahead of yourself, Padawan.

... start... PONYQUEST!!!!!

draw up an ominous silhouette of indeterminate gender and ask them which gender they want.

Yeah, definitely breakdance.

>>156660
Then transform self into futa.

Then breakdance.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2010/03/31(Wed)19:52 No. 156672 ID: 3416ec
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>>156651
>>156662

Break it down!

This is fun and all, but you should get started on doing Quest-like stuff.

Saying again, LURK MOAR

Have you lurked, Padawan? Such talents do not develop naturally; they must bloom, with time.

>>156672
START DANCE QUEST!

>>156672
No you shouldn't, you should transform into a futa and take the breakdancing world by storm with your new move that involves spinning on your dick.

Screw the quest, you have tits and a dick.

>>156672
Make a quest about some dude who scans in all his work at ridiculously huge sizes so nobody can expand the thumbnails.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2010/03/31(Wed)20:01 No. 156696 ID: 3416ec
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You go onto TGchan and lurk. There are lots of quests about medieval times, creatures of all sorts, survival quests, and the like. They all look well done.

Except the ones that are just text. Those are dumb and stupid.

You wish your mom would ditch the big ugly CRT monitor that's in the den.

>>156696
Right, now get on to that breakdancing competition.

>>156696
Text quests ARE gay. People that make them should feel bad about themselves.

*points*

THEY SHOULD FEEL BAD

Okay, troll some quests. Find one that's primarily about furries and has some sort of sexual reference every other post. It shouldn't be hard, since that's 85% of the board.

Ho hoooooo but it's sadly true.

*points again*

Work on those arm muscles! Open up MSPaint and try making a few practice drawings. Try drawing yourself!

>>156696
>>156702
Don't make me bring out my trout.

You must become more accustomed to their alien ways before you can be truly meta.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2010/03/31(Wed)20:14 No. 156715 ID: 3416ec
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>>156702

You find a quest that has a cat person in a skimpy outfit. Ripe for trolling.

You type out a strongly worded disagreement regarding the content of his quest.

Yes! You pump your fist in victory.

+5 TROLL POINTS ACQUIRED.

>>156715
Excellent! But there is still more to learn. You must visit the FAQ to learn the tgchan magic words like Bump, Noko, Sage.

>>156718
Then you must breakdance.

>>156715
All right, a new suggest-WAIT A SECOND YOUUUUUU

*benny hill chase scene*

I guess get off of the internet and find some sort of villain, or something that needs doing. You need a long-term goal, like killing someone that wants to attain godhood, or holding down a career.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2010/03/31(Wed)20:29 No. 156735 ID: 3416ec
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You have been BANNED from TGchan!

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN. YOU DON'T UNDERSTANDS.

HOW CAN YOU MAKE YOUR QUEST NOW.

>>156735
TAKE IT, BITCH!

>>156735
Quick, download Tor.

>>156735
un-plug your router, wait 10 seconds, then plug it back in. this will reset you IP and you will be un-banned

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2010/03/31(Wed)20:46 No. 156754 ID: 3416ec
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>>156740

Defeated but not dissuaded, you unplug the NETGEAR Wireless Router from the modem in hopes of resetting your IP address and bypassing the TOTALLY UNCALLED-FOR BAN.

It works! You're in like Flynn!

check the rules, they could have some weird rule you aren't aware of.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2010/03/31(Wed)21:10 No. 156772 ID: 3416ec
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You open up the TGchan FAQ's and right there, in the first sentence, is the rule "Don't be a dick."

Figures.

OKAY! Time to get this quest stuff underway! You start using your AWESOME MOUSE SKILLS do draw a picture of your protagonist. He will be consulting TGchan for doing a quest.

But why stop there?

Your protagonist will consult TGchan about doing a quest about a guy doing a quest about a guy doing a quest about a guy doing a quest about a guy doing a quest...

You pat yourself on the back for being so dang clever.

>>156772

Also, you notice your monitor is starting to squish itself for reasons unknown.

Is is sad that this is the closest thing I've found to a quest tutorial on this site?

WHOAMG Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2010/03/31(Wed)21:19 No. 156785 ID: 3416ec
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

YOU HAVE CREATED A QUEST SINGULARITY BY DIVIDING INFINITY BY ZERO, YOU FOOL!

THE WHOLE ROOM IS SUCKED INTO THE MADNESS AND CHAOS.

You died. Game over.

Troll points: 5
Creativity points: 3.14159
Awesome points: 2
Achievements: -b
Bras unfastened: 0

YOUR RANK: CABBAGE.

Shit, a BAD END.

...wait, bras unfastened? GOD DAMMIT PEOPLE.

pulls the plug on the console so it has no chnace to save, then turns it back on. let's try this again.

Mr. Resetti Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2010/03/31(Wed)21:30 No. 156790 ID: 3416ec
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>>156789

NICE TRY, BUTTMUNCH! BUT YOU DICKED IT UP PERMANENTLY AND I AIN'T GONNA LET YOU UNDO YOUR HORRENDOUS MISTAKE!

NOW GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID BEFORE I DRIVE THIS HERE PICKAXE INTO YOUR STERNUM.