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156472 No. 156472 ID: 0fc814

Oh, hey!

Good to see you again. How's it going? Still doing the head-voices thing? That's cool.
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No. 157142 ID: 8ecfd4

>>156659
The fish is sad because you're about to get eaten by a monster. Spin around and shoot it.
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No. 157359 ID: 0fc814
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157359

>>157142
>>156717
(>>156664)
(>>156663)
The monster gets a taste of the DEMOCRATIC PROCESS.

It tastes a lot like BLOOD.

Because I shot it in the mouth.

Though I guess maybe it doesn't actually taste like anything.

Because its tongue turned to bits of meat and flew away.

Also the monster blew in half.

Look it's dead okay.
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No. 157362 ID: 8ecfd4

>>157359
Kick it and say "Looks like your tried to bite of more than you could swallow." while donning a pair of bitching sunglasses.
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No. 157363 ID: 0fc814
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157363

>>156784
>>156779
(>>156780)

You do not have enough DEMOCRACY to unlock Narus' MONSTER FORM ! ! !
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No. 157364 ID: 3b6c92

>>157363
LET'S GET SOME MORE DEMOCRACY UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER THEN

WHO'S WITH ME
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No. 157365 ID: e3d671

>>157363
EAT THE MONSTER CORPSE FOR DEMOCRACY!!!
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No. 157366 ID: 34470e

>>157362
>Kick it and say "Looks like you tried to...
Don the sunglasses
>...bite off more than you could swallow."
YEAAAAAAAH!
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No. 157368 ID: 9a1fa4

ADD MORE DEMOCRACY
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No. 157370 ID: 3b6c92

>>157364
(also if we could make sure Monster-Narus was still fairly sane that'd be cool)
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No. 157372 ID: 288dda

Voting to suspend the democratic process, replace with glam metal rock-offs.

Also, shoot more monsters if they are available.
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No. 157373 ID: 8ecfd4

>>157363
Adding some motherfucking democracy for Sane Monster Narus. After he has doned the glasses.
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No. 157374 ID: e3e829

>>156779
>>156780
>>156784
>>157364
>>157368
>>157370
DEEEEEMOOOOOCRAAAAACCCCYYYYYYYY
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No. 157375 ID: e3d671

>>157372
And don't forget to eat the dead monsters for more monster points!
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No. 157377 ID: e3e829

>>157372
NO SCREW YOU DEMOCRACY

actually glam metal rock-offs would be okay but still

DEMOCRACY
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No. 157380 ID: abb30a

>>157374
Yes, monster form Narus!
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No. 157403 ID: 0fc814
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157403

"Looks like you..."
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No. 157405 ID: 0fc814
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157405

"...Shoulda kept your mouth shut."
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No. 157406 ID: 0fc814
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157406

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No. 157412 ID: 8ecfd4

>>157406
Aw yeeaah bitches.

Now lets go with intelligent monsterform. Shit is about to get real.
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No. 157413 ID: 3b6c92

>>157412
SO MUCH DEMOCRACY
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No. 157415 ID: 34470e

>>157412
Adding one to impulse weight
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No. 157418 ID: 46e2df

>>157412
Allow me to add to your DEMOCRACY.
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No. 157424 ID: 9a1fa4

All power towards DEMOCRACY
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No. 157434 ID: 0fc814
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157434

W-what?! Oh no. What's happening to me!?

Dr. Narus 48 Epicentral: physician; scientist, stand-up guy. Searching for a way to tap into the hidden strengths that all cyrals have. Then, an intentional overdose of VOTING interacts with his unique body chemistry.

And now, when Narus grows angry, or outraged, or upset, or excited... or just whenever, a startling metamorphosis occurs...

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No. 157436 ID: e3d671

>>157434
RIP AND TEAR!
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No. 157439 ID: 9a1fa4

Ssh, you're becoming AWESOME, just wait.
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No. 157443 ID: 288dda

You need to find the source of these monsters and eliminate it.

Narus-monster allows no competition.
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No. 157451 ID: 46e2df

Hm, dropped, let's go into walker mode with a turret.

We'll be a sidekick!
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No. 157453 ID: 3b6c92

>>157443
>>157451
Nothing can stop the power of DEMOCRACY
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No. 157454 ID: 8ecfd4

>>157434
Locate another monster and try out your new capacity to rip and tear.
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No. 157458 ID: 0fc814
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157458

HOLYSHIT THIS IS AWESOME! !

Narus has acquired MONSTER FORM!

He has massively increased STRENGTH and DURABILITY, as well as heightened SPEED and SENSES... but at what cost?

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No. 157460 ID: 0fc814
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157460

AT WHAT COST?
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No. 157462 ID: 9a1fa4

NOOOO NOT THE SHIRT!!!!

Pick it up and wail to the sky
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No. 157463 ID: 3b6c92

>>157460
oh no narus

your shirt

it's all torn up

BUT WE CAN FIX IT
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No. 157466 ID: e3d671
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157466

>>157458
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No. 157469 ID: e3e829

>>157463
COME ON GUYS WE HAVE A SHIRT TO FIX

WHERE IS YOUR

DEMOCRACY
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No. 157471 ID: 34470e

Let's fix his shirt, then make it so it doesn't rip when he transforms into monster mode.
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No. 157472 ID: abb30a

>>157469
Repair the shirt in a way that it fits Narus' NEW FORM!
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No. 157476 ID: 8ecfd4

>>157472
Yes the shirt must be repaired. Probably the pants as well, don't want to traumatize children as you violently rip apart monsters and shower in their blood while feasting on their flesh.
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No. 157481 ID: 9a1fa4

Fiber telekinesis! Full-body fragment repair!
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No. 157487 ID: 0fc814
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157487

"RRRARRRRR!!!!"

Dr. Narus' is filled with the spirit of DEMOCRACY. Unfortunately, his hunger for LIBERTY is matched only by his hunger for MEAT. The current task at hand for this great CHAMPION OF REPUBLICAN IDEALS is to fill his belly up with as much delectable FLESH as his diminished intellect can imagine.

For this purpose, a MAP of this GREAT NATION AND HER NEIGHBORS has been provided.

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No. 157489 ID: 3b6c92

>>157487
GO FOR THE RED ONE
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No. 157490 ID: e3d671

>>157487
KILL AND EAT ALL THOSE PINKO COMMIE CANADIANS
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No. 157492 ID: 9a1fa4

Bleh, find some meat that's not cowering in fear. TO THE BUTCHER! So north. Probably.
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No. 157494 ID: 9a1fa4

THE RED ONE IS IT EVIL IF IT IS MUNCH IT

THAT'S EATING IT WHILE PUNCHING IT BY THE WAY
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No. 157496 ID: abb30a

>>157487
Eat the red one!
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No. 157551 ID: 0fc814
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157551

>>157496
>>157494
>>157489
Three Vote Points, with five precincts reporting at this time.

OH MAN GUYS THESE THINGS ARE SO DELICIOUS

IT'S LIKE IF YOU MIXED MELTED CHOCOLATE WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND THEN TURNED IT INTO MEAT
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No. 157555 ID: 3b6c92

>>157551
You gotta find more red ones, then! Those little bluish ones look like they're a waste of effort by comparison.

After you finish devouring this one, of course. No sense letting perfectly delicious red-creature-meat go to waste.
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No. 157571 ID: af61ca

>>157555
Guys where is your

DEMOCRACY
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No. 157582 ID: 0fc814
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157582

>>157555

ARE YOU SURE I SHOULDN'T EAT THE SMALLER ONES?

THEY LOOK SCRUMPTIOUS AND I DON'T HAVE TO RUN FAR TO EAT SOME.

LOOK AT THAT ONE IT SMELLS JUST LIKE FEAR
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No. 157584 ID: e3d671

>>157582
LICK THEM!
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No. 157586 ID: 3de05a

>>157582
Do not eat smaller meatbags.
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No. 157587 ID: 9a1fa4

Don't eat them you're a nice monster remember

Only eat the red ones because red is the color of evil
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No. 157588 ID: 3de05a

Also, go east.
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No. 157594 ID: 3b6c92

>>157582
No don't eat them. You're a nice monster, and there should be enough red ones around for you to not need to eat the blue ones. Plus you'll just wind up feeling horrifically guilty about it whenever you're back to being regular you.

...

You can still lick it though. As long as you don't eat it.

Then go east.
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No. 157595 ID: 34470e

>>157588
Adding to impulse weight
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No. 157598 ID: 9a1fa4

>>157594
What DEMOCRACY said!
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No. 157600 ID: af61ca

>>157584
>>157586
>>157587
>>157588
>>157594
>>157595
DEMOCRACY WILL TAKE YOU HIGHER THAN YOU'VE EVER BEEN BEFORE
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No. 157602 ID: 0fc814
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157602

>>157584

>>157586
>>157587

BUT. BUT. SO DELICIOUS!

Oh no! Narus now wants to consume the FLESH OF INNOCENTS.

This has activated the NIETZSCHEAN ETHICAL PRECIPICE alignment system!

As you gaze into the ABYSS, it gazes also into you.

Use the ANALOG STICK to avoid it! !

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No. 157604 ID: 3de05a

>>157602
A balance game? Easy!
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No. 157606 ID: 9a1fa4

>>157604
Implulse demcracy
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No. 157609 ID: 3b6c92

>>157602
Keep your balance, quirky representation of Narus' alignment!
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No. 157610 ID: af61ca

>>157604
>>157606
>>157609
DEMOCRACY WILL MOLD A KEY TO LET YOU PASS THROUGH HEAVEN'S DOOR
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No. 157613 ID: abb30a

Use ANALOG STICK-BASED avoidance!
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No. 157615 ID: e5843a

Nudgenudgenugenudge OHFUCK MY ANALOG GOT STUCK TO THE LEFT D:
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No. 157617 ID: 34470e

>>157613
Adding to impulse weight
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No. 157618 ID: 3de05a

>>157615
Then I will push RIGHT to compensate!
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No. 157619 ID: e3d671

>>157618
DON'T PUSH TOO HARD OR HE MAY BECOME A WOMAN
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No. 157620 ID: 46e2df

Fall Up.
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No. 157621 ID: 9bc354

Totally pushing right, here.
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No. 157622 ID: 0fc814
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157622

>>157604
>A balance game? Easy!
Yeah! I got this. I totally got this!
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No. 157623 ID: 0fc814
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157623

Whoops!
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No. 157624 ID: e3d671

>>157623
RAPE TIME
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No. 157625 ID: 9a1fa4

TRANSFORM INTO A JETPACK

FLY INTO REASON
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No. 157628 ID: 3b6c92

>>157623
Only one thing to do!

↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A
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No. 157630 ID: 34470e

>>157628
Yeah, let's try this.
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No. 157631 ID: 9a1fa4

>>157628
Konocracy!
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No. 157632 ID: 1ac39d

but wait! flails breaker can also GIVE ICECREAM! quick generate icecream so narus can maintain his alignment without killing.
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No. 157639 ID: 0fc814
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157639

>>157624
THE HUNGER FOR MEAT BOILS UP INSIDE ME, AND A HUNGER FOR SOMETHING... ELSE.
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No. 157642 ID: 1ac39d

rape and icecream
*generates icecream*
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No. 157643 ID: e3d671

>>157639
EAT HER OUT!
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No. 157644 ID: 15f6d6

Give in! It's the only way!
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No. 157646 ID: 3de05a

>>157639
Hunger for ice cream, of course.

Order a double scoop. Chocolate and vanilla with sprinkles.
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No. 157647 ID: 3b6c92

>>157639
Uh uh uh salvage bad situation um uh

... ._.`

I can't believe I'm saying this, but focus on the other thing!

At least that way you won't kill it.

...

maybe.

...

okay probably not.

._.`
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No. 157649 ID: 701a19

>>157639
INCREASE LUST
DECREASE BLOODLUST

INCREASE INTELLIGENCE
DECREASE AURA OF FEAR
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No. 157650 ID: 9a1fa4

NONLETHALLY RAPE

EAT ICE CREAM IT IS MEAT FOR THE SOUL
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No. 157651 ID: 9a1fa4

Oh yeah.

>generate ice cream
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No. 157654 ID: abb30a

>>157646
Yes, ice cream! That is the sole thing you hunger for now!
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No. 157664 ID: 0fc814
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157664

The Cyral quivers in terror. My eyes drift slowly downward, to my prize...
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No. 157667 ID: 0fc814
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157667

ICE CREAM! ! !
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No. 157669 ID: 0fc814
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157669

YAYYYYY! ! !
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No. 157671 ID: 9a1fa4

Most excellent.
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No. 157672 ID: 15f6d6

That's just wrong, dog. Don't do anything gross... Ice cream, man, Ice cream. think about ice cream.
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No. 157673 ID: 3b6c92

>>157669
YAY ICE CREAM
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No. 157676 ID: 3b6c92

>>157673
also, CRISIS AVERTED

although I'm now seriously tempted to try turning Narus into Narusmonster in the main quest :O
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No. 157680 ID: 3de05a

>>157676
Well, so long as it doesn't involve a personality shift it'd be kinda neat I guess. On the other hand I'd rather just get that danged power ring working properly!
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No. 157682 ID: 11c3fc

>>157669
Begin lewd acts with ice cream.
Find someone else to lick it off for you.
Encourage them to do the same.
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No. 157686 ID: 0fc814
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157686

THE END
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No. 157689 ID: abb30a

woohoo! A shame about those people that died though! :(
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No. 157901 ID: f21281

>>157676

Narusmonster.

IN POWER ARMOR.
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