>>156659
The fish is sad because you're about to get eaten by a monster. Spin around and shoot it.

Testline 2010/04/01(Thu)16:23 No. 157359 ID: 0fc814
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>>157142
>>156717
(>>156664)
(>>156663)
The monster gets a taste of the DEMOCRATIC PROCESS.

It tastes a lot like BLOOD.

Because I shot it in the mouth.

Though I guess maybe it doesn't actually taste like anything.

Because its tongue turned to bits of meat and flew away.

Also the monster blew in half.

Look it's dead okay.

>>157359
Kick it and say "Looks like your tried to bite of more than you could swallow." while donning a pair of bitching sunglasses.

Testline 2010/04/01(Thu)16:26 No. 157363 ID: 0fc814
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>>156784
>>156779
(>>156780)

You do not have enough DEMOCRACY to unlock Narus' MONSTER FORM ! ! !

>>157363
LET'S GET SOME MORE DEMOCRACY UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER THEN

WHO'S WITH ME

>>157363
EAT THE MONSTER CORPSE FOR DEMOCRACY!!!

>>157362
>Kick it and say "Looks like you tried to...
Don the sunglasses
>...bite off more than you could swallow."
YEAAAAAAAH!

ADD MORE DEMOCRACY

>>157364
(also if we could make sure Monster-Narus was still fairly sane that'd be cool)

Voting to suspend the democratic process, replace with glam metal rock-offs.

Also, shoot more monsters if they are available.

>>157363
Adding some motherfucking democracy for Sane Monster Narus. After he has doned the glasses.

>>156779
>>156780
>>156784
>>157364
>>157368
>>157370
DEEEEEMOOOOOCRAAAAACCCCYYYYYYYY

>>157372
And don't forget to eat the dead monsters for more monster points!

>>157372
NO SCREW YOU DEMOCRACY

actually glam metal rock-offs would be okay but still

DEMOCRACY

>>157374
Yes, monster form Narus!

Testline 2010/04/01(Thu)16:51 No. 157403 ID: 0fc814
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"Looks like you..."

Testline 2010/04/01(Thu)16:52 No. 157405 ID: 0fc814
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"...Shoulda kept your mouth shut."

>>157406
Aw yeeaah bitches.

Now lets go with intelligent monsterform. Shit is about to get real.

>>157412
SO MUCH DEMOCRACY

>>157412
Adding one to impulse weight

>>157412
Allow me to add to your DEMOCRACY.

All power towards DEMOCRACY

Testline 2010/04/01(Thu)17:15 No. 157434 ID: 0fc814
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W-what?! Oh no. What's happening to me!?

Dr. Narus 48 Epicentral: physician; scientist, stand-up guy. Searching for a way to tap into the hidden strengths that all cyrals have. Then, an intentional overdose of VOTING interacts with his unique body chemistry.

And now, when Narus grows angry, or outraged, or upset, or excited... or just whenever, a startling metamorphosis occurs...

>>157434
RIP AND TEAR!

Ssh, you're becoming AWESOME, just wait.

You need to find the source of these monsters and eliminate it.

Narus-monster allows no competition.

Hm, dropped, let's go into walker mode with a turret.

We'll be a sidekick!

>>157443
>>157451
Nothing can stop the power of DEMOCRACY

>>157434
Locate another monster and try out your new capacity to rip and tear.

Testline 2010/04/01(Thu)17:30 No. 157458 ID: 0fc814
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HOLYSHIT THIS IS AWESOME! !

Narus has acquired MONSTER FORM!

He has massively increased STRENGTH and DURABILITY, as well as heightened SPEED and SENSES... but at what cost?

Testline 2010/04/01(Thu)17:31 No. 157460 ID: 0fc814
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AT WHAT COST?

NOOOO NOT THE SHIRT!!!!

Pick it up and wail to the sky

>>157460
oh no narus

your shirt

it's all torn up

BUT WE CAN FIX IT

Suggestion 2010/04/01(Thu)17:34 No. 157466 ID: e3d671
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>>157458

>>157463
COME ON GUYS WE HAVE A SHIRT TO FIX

WHERE IS YOUR

DEMOCRACY

Let's fix his shirt, then make it so it doesn't rip when he transforms into monster mode.

>>157469
Repair the shirt in a way that it fits Narus' NEW FORM!

>>157472
Yes the shirt must be repaired. Probably the pants as well, don't want to traumatize children as you violently rip apart monsters and shower in their blood while feasting on their flesh.

Fiber telekinesis! Full-body fragment repair!

Testline 2010/04/01(Thu)17:44 No. 157487 ID: 0fc814
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"RRRARRRRR!!!!"

Dr. Narus' is filled with the spirit of DEMOCRACY. Unfortunately, his hunger for LIBERTY is matched only by his hunger for MEAT. The current task at hand for this great CHAMPION OF REPUBLICAN IDEALS is to fill his belly up with as much delectable FLESH as his diminished intellect can imagine.

For this purpose, a MAP of this GREAT NATION AND HER NEIGHBORS has been provided.

>>157487
GO FOR THE RED ONE

>>157487
KILL AND EAT ALL THOSE PINKO COMMIE CANADIANS

Bleh, find some meat that's not cowering in fear. TO THE BUTCHER! So north. Probably.

THE RED ONE IS IT EVIL IF IT IS MUNCH IT

THAT'S EATING IT WHILE PUNCHING IT BY THE WAY

>>157487
Eat the red one!

Testline 2010/04/01(Thu)18:38 No. 157551 ID: 0fc814
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>>157496
>>157494
>>157489
Three Vote Points, with five precincts reporting at this time.

OH MAN GUYS THESE THINGS ARE SO DELICIOUS

IT'S LIKE IF YOU MIXED MELTED CHOCOLATE WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND THEN TURNED IT INTO MEAT

>>157551
You gotta find more red ones, then! Those little bluish ones look like they're a waste of effort by comparison.

After you finish devouring this one, of course. No sense letting perfectly delicious red-creature-meat go to waste.

>>157555
Guys where is your

DEMOCRACY

Testline 2010/04/01(Thu)19:01 No. 157582 ID: 0fc814
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>>157555

ARE YOU SURE I SHOULDN'T EAT THE SMALLER ONES?

THEY LOOK SCRUMPTIOUS AND I DON'T HAVE TO RUN FAR TO EAT SOME.

LOOK AT THAT ONE IT SMELLS JUST LIKE FEAR

>>157582
LICK THEM!

>>157582
Do not eat smaller meatbags.

Don't eat them you're a nice monster remember

Only eat the red ones because red is the color of evil

Also, go east.

>>157582
No don't eat them. You're a nice monster, and there should be enough red ones around for you to not need to eat the blue ones. Plus you'll just wind up feeling horrifically guilty about it whenever you're back to being regular you.

...

You can still lick it though. As long as you don't eat it.

Then go east.

>>157588
Adding to impulse weight

>>157594
What DEMOCRACY said!

>>157584
>>157586
>>157587
>>157588
>>157594
>>157595
DEMOCRACY WILL TAKE YOU HIGHER THAN YOU'VE EVER BEEN BEFORE

Testline 2010/04/01(Thu)19:11 No. 157602 ID: 0fc814
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>>157584

>>157586
>>157587

BUT. BUT. SO DELICIOUS!

Oh no! Narus now wants to consume the FLESH OF INNOCENTS.

This has activated the NIETZSCHEAN ETHICAL PRECIPICE alignment system!

As you gaze into the ABYSS, it gazes also into you.

Use the ANALOG STICK to avoid it! !

>>157602
A balance game? Easy!

>>157604
Implulse demcracy

>>157602
Keep your balance, quirky representation of Narus' alignment!

>>157604
>>157606
>>157609
DEMOCRACY WILL MOLD A KEY TO LET YOU PASS THROUGH HEAVEN'S DOOR

Use ANALOG STICK-BASED avoidance!

Nudgenudgenugenudge OHFUCK MY ANALOG GOT STUCK TO THE LEFT D:

>>157613
Adding to impulse weight

>>157615
Then I will push RIGHT to compensate!

>>157618
DON'T PUSH TOO HARD OR HE MAY BECOME A WOMAN

Fall Up.

Totally pushing right, here.

Testline 2010/04/01(Thu)19:29 No. 157622 ID: 0fc814
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>>157604
>A balance game? Easy!
Yeah! I got this. I totally got this!

Testline 2010/04/01(Thu)19:29 No. 157623 ID: 0fc814
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Whoops!

>>157623
RAPE TIME

TRANSFORM INTO A JETPACK

FLY INTO REASON

>>157623
Only one thing to do!

↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

>>157628
Yeah, let's try this.

>>157628
Konocracy!

but wait! flails breaker can also GIVE ICECREAM! quick generate icecream so narus can maintain his alignment without killing.

Testline 2010/04/01(Thu)19:44 No. 157639 ID: 0fc814
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>>157624
THE HUNGER FOR MEAT BOILS UP INSIDE ME, AND A HUNGER FOR SOMETHING... ELSE.

rape and icecream
*generates icecream*

>>157639
EAT HER OUT!

Give in! It's the only way!

>>157639
Hunger for ice cream, of course.

Order a double scoop. Chocolate and vanilla with sprinkles.

>>157639
Uh uh uh salvage bad situation um uh

... ._.`

I can't believe I'm saying this, but focus on the other thing!

At least that way you won't kill it.

...

maybe.

...

okay probably not.

._.`

>>157639
INCREASE LUST
DECREASE BLOODLUST

INCREASE INTELLIGENCE
DECREASE AURA OF FEAR

NONLETHALLY RAPE

EAT ICE CREAM IT IS MEAT FOR THE SOUL

Oh yeah.

>generate ice cream

>>157646
Yes, ice cream! That is the sole thing you hunger for now!

Testline 2010/04/01(Thu)20:00 No. 157664 ID: 0fc814
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The Cyral quivers in terror. My eyes drift slowly downward, to my prize...

Testline 2010/04/01(Thu)20:02 No. 157667 ID: 0fc814
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ICE CREAM! ! !

Testline 2010/04/01(Thu)20:02 No. 157669 ID: 0fc814
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YAYYYYY! ! !

Most excellent.

That's just wrong, dog. Don't do anything gross... Ice cream, man, Ice cream. think about ice cream.

>>157669
YAY ICE CREAM

>>157673
also, CRISIS AVERTED

although I'm now seriously tempted to try turning Narus into Narusmonster in the main quest :O

>>157676
Well, so long as it doesn't involve a personality shift it'd be kinda neat I guess. On the other hand I'd rather just get that danged power ring working properly!

>>157669
Begin lewd acts with ice cream.
Find someone else to lick it off for you.
Encourage them to do the same.

Testline 2010/04/01(Thu)20:13 No. 157686 ID: 0fc814
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THE END

woohoo! A shame about those people that died though! :(

>>157676

Narusmonster.

IN POWER ARMOR.