RED!!!

Puce

Orange!

Rrrraaaaaaiiiiinnnboooowwww

Rainbow!

BLUE!

??? 2010/03/31(Wed)18:25 No. 156485 ID: 4531bc
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"Well, if rainbow's the consensus here (though, to be honest, I prefer the IRS to the Census)..."

>>156485
one vote for the Census

??? 2010/03/31(Wed)18:28 No. 156491 ID: 4531bc
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...Sevi's hair didn't turn out as well as she would've hoped.

you should have realized that we were all going to pic rainbow due to HARMONY!

>>156491
That's because you don't have a matching dress and sandals to go with it. Shopping time!

??? 2010/03/31(Wed)18:38 No. 156506 ID: 4531bc
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What's wrong with poor Heather? Oh wait, was her name Sevi?

Well, whoever she is, She doesn't care, She's going shopping!



...She is, right?

>>156506
Of course, to FantasyMart!

??? 2010/03/31(Wed)19:02 No. 156556 ID: 4531bc
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Sevi TO FANTASYMART!!!
Goes
With TO FANTASYMART!!!
Three
Of
Her TO FANTASYMART!!!
Bestest
Friends
TO FANTASYMART!!!

>>156556
Who are these three best friends?

??? 2010/03/31(Wed)19:22 No. 156587 ID: 4531bc
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Sevi and her good friends Muschio, Gazzene and Typo forge their way into FantasyMart.

??? 2010/03/31(Wed)19:31 No. 156610 ID: 4531bc
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...Little did they know that they were now...

Typa 2010/03/31(Wed)19:33 No. 156615 ID: 4531bc
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...Indeed.

WHAT AN TWEEST!

>>156615
Oh dear.

Where is Typo? I don't see Typo.

>>156615
Dun Dun DUUUUN!

Typa 2010/03/31(Wed)19:37 No. 156624 ID: 4531bc
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...Open your eyes, I see...

>>156624
You heard the man.

Typa 2010/03/31(Wed)19:43 No. 156642 ID: 4531bc
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...Sevi, Bold Stallion of the Cameron, opens her eyes, and sees her friend Typo beside her.

"Where did Muschio and Gazzene go?" She asks
Typo doesn't know.

>>156642
Let's methodically search for them.

By which I mean start running in a random direction yelling.

Typa 2010/03/31(Wed)19:58 No. 156692 ID: 4531bc
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"Kibble! Let's methodically search for them, by which I mean start running in a random direction yelling!" says Typo.

"That's a fabulous idea!" exclaims Sevi with glee.

Sevi runs off into the distance, screaming.

"heh heh heh. Peace at last. Now I can begin making plans to achieve my real goal..." mutters Typo...

Typa 2010/03/31(Wed)20:02 No. 156697 ID: 4531bc
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"...To fuck one chick of every race here."

>>156697
aaaaaaaaaa

Louder!

aaaaaaaaaa

I C WAT U DID THAR

Typa 2010/04/06(Tue)12:47 No. 160365 ID: 4531bc
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Let's finish this.

Typa 2010/04/06(Tue)13:02 No. 160373 ID: 4531bc
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You munchkins in the audience should be the knowing that Typo's species is only sexually compatible with one other creature:
The Elusive Cherry Weasel.


"This is going to be a really silly story, isn't it."
"Probably."
"Well, okay, whatever. He was hunting for Cherry Weasels, and then...?"

AND THEN HE SAW ONE!

Typo lovestruck! SuggestVoices tell, what Typo do?

Suggestion 2010/04/06(Tue)13:19 No. 160380 ID: 77ab74
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I recommend shotgun

>>160373
seriously what on earth is this

Typa 2010/04/06(Tue)13:32 No. 160388 ID: 4531bc
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"[Typo] wasn't about to take shit from anybody. That Archie fucker? Wouldn't wake up. Too bad. He'll be able to make up for his mistake. In HELL."

Typo readied his shotgun, his eyes clouding with tears. He said, "I- I'm sorry, so sorry, Lennie," and pulled the trigger...

>>160388
The tranq darts struck home. Typo couldn't gamble on his one true love. He couldn't stand the cherry weasel running away, so he had to make sure it would stay while he declared his undying love.

Typa 2010/04/06(Tue)13:37 No. 160392 ID: 4531bc
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...

Typa 2010/04/06(Tue)13:55 No. 160398 ID: 4531bc
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"What the hell was that for?"

Typa 2010/04/06(Tue)14:01 No. 160401 ID: 4531bc
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"ehh..."

Typa 2010/04/06(Tue)14:12 No. 160403 ID: 4531bc
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...So now what?

Fuck her!

>>160403
Take her to your romantic lovebad. Make sure she can't get away and then declare your undying love for her.

>>The enemy has dropped our intelligence!

Typa 2010/04/06(Tue)14:30 No. 160418 ID: 4531bc
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Typo takes the cherry weasel to his romantic lovebed and waits for her to awaken, so that he may proclaim his undying love for her...

Typa 2010/04/06(Tue)14:38 No. 160421 ID: 4531bc
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...By the time the tranquilizer wears off, though, the poor weasel is close to bleeding out!

She raises her head weakly/

Typo begins, "all my life, I've searched for one-"

The weasel interrupts him, though. In between terrible coughing fits, she manages to get out, "The box.. *ack* quickly... the only way... *wheeze, cough, wheeze* the box... password... *huuhhgh* the sled... the sled..."

Typo swiftly cradles her head in his paws and asks, "What do you-" but he's too late. The weasel has passed out again.

Pine for the undying love which has just slipped away from your. Then make love to the box.

Typa 2010/04/06(Tue)14:47 No. 160426 ID: 4531bc
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Typo pines for his lost love. Typo pines and pines.

five minutes later, typo checks the box. It says 'TOP SEKRIT' in glowing rainbow letters and comes with two ergonomic back straps.

It also has a 7 character combination lock with an attached keypad.

Unfortunately, the box is not sexually compatible with Typo.

ROSEBUD

Then make love to the contents of the box.

>>160426
Care for your loved one then. Tend to her wounds and make sure she has everything she needs.

Typa 2010/04/06(Tue)16:36 No. 160504 ID: 4531bc
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Typo, utilizing his massive popular culture reference database (and the help of some savvy suggesters), keys in 'ROSEBUD'

The key is accepted, and the box begins to open

What's in the box? Tell me what's in the box!

Typa 2010/04/06(Tue)16:45 No. 160506 ID: 4531bc
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A mysterious, yet oddly familiar device pops out of the box...

push the button.

Typa 2010/04/06(Tue)16:51 No. 160508 ID: 4531bc
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Suddenly HARMONY HARMONY

Typo: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Typa 2010/04/06(Tue)16:58 No. 160511 ID: 4531bc
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TONS OF ICE CREAM!

CONSUME ICECREAM!!!

Typa 2010/04/06(Tue)17:04 No. 160517 ID: 4531bc
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WEAZOL REVIVAL!

Typa 2010/04/06(Tue)17:09 No. 160526 ID: 4531bc
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ICE CREAM CONSUMPTION!

But at what cost? Your waifu remains both dead and uneaten!

>>160528
um.... she is right there eating icecream with us.

That'll teach me to refresh before I post.

Typa 2010/04/06(Tue)17:18 No. 160534 ID: 4531bc
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FUN WITH BOX AND WAIFU!

And then, the unicorn runs through them both, thinking they were stars.

Typa 2010/04/06(Tue)17:25 No. 160537 ID: 4531bc
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>>160535
Not really.

A kobold does, though.

>>160537
[OFFICIAL TYPO SEAL OF CONFUSION]

Typa 2010/04/06(Tue)17:28 No. 160542 ID: 4531bc
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The insanity is over!
Any questions of comments before this thread flies away to the archive in the sky?

just one:

WTF?

>>160542
Why did you just use a big censored image? Porn is totally allowed, and you could've just had implied sex anyway.

Typa 2010/04/06(Tue)17:59 No. 160567 ID: 4531bc
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>>160543
WTF indeed.

This quest began during the April 1 ponychan event, and one of the many odd April Fools' quests. The major difference between this quest and the other April 1 quests, though, is the lack of coherence, which is something I'm especially proud of.

FTR: I'm not usually this insane. Or at least I think I'm not. :/

>>160548
One word: LAZINESS.