Investigate alone. Watch for talyxians.

>>156267
"Weapons out, everyone!"

Read smoke signals, hug Jehral.

Hug Jehral, take a shot for the team.

>>156384
Trib Tura, investigate smoke.

>>156267
ARM ROCKET LAUNCHER, RESERVE TIME UNITS FOR AIMED SHOT.

>>156384
and no backsass missy, you should expect this by now from yourself. you just can't stand but to think about the guy.

If you're not... interested... in Jehral... perhaps we should look at the other gender. Lesbianism is very popular these days, I understand. Though... who could resist that shapely nose?

>>156420
Bi the way, what do you think of a threesome with Tura and Jehral?

Rynh 2010/03/31(Wed)17:50 No. 156435 ID: 15f6d6
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God! I'm not fucking having sex with anybody. I'm just gonna cut my ... vagina right off.

Me and sweetnose head down to investigate. It's a metal wagon or something. Looks dangerous.

That's a truck! It's from the future!

>>156435
SLAY THE DRAGON!

>>156435
Sweetnose, eh?

There's no shame in wanting that nose. But I agree. It's not the time or place. At least wait until the next town before getting a room, dragging him off into it, settling onto the bed leaning in closer to the diminuitive halfbold... and then rubbing your nose against his. Arms around each other, holding tightly as you rub noses until you both fall asleep.

But yeah. Keep your distance from the metal truck until you're sure it's not a danger. Basically, it creates its propulsion by using explosions to turn the wheels. It's more the people crazy enough to drive such a thing that you need to be cautious of.

Well here's hoping it's an Autobot... and not the other kind.

Investigation time! GET GOING! Send in the expendable one first, scouting's his job anyway!

>>156447
WTF is a "truck" that thing is clearly a steel dragon!

the true danger of someone with a truck is they may have a gun, which is like a crossbow but much more powerful.

Rynh 2010/03/31(Wed)18:17 No. 156456 ID: 15f6d6
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>>156447 Hey! I.. I don't think about him like that. He's just all tiny and stuff.

Yeah, I guess technically I'd better go check it out. I'm getting paid to protect the caravan or something I guess.

I'm going in with weapons drawn, though.

There's a human in it and it slows down when I get close.

"EEy yo little boy, Aaahm goin' to Las Vegas for the big arm wresslin competition. You wanna help me out?"

GO WITH ROCKY!!!

Is that Stallone, Schwarzenegger, or John Travolta?

>>156456
GO FOR IT

bring what's his name that you're dragging around with you

Put the whole Caravan into a bag of holding. Take it along with you.

Aren't we glad it was not a demolition truck?

Notice the man's sexy muscles. Just see how masculine that driver is. His bodacious jaw, that distinguished accent, and terrific cheekbones. oh those abs. those abs. Rynh, you so wanna rub those fierce muscles of his, don't you. Watch him strain and sweat as he takes down wrestling arm champion after champion.

Rynh 2010/03/31(Wed)18:54 No. 156529 ID: 15f6d6
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Alright I grab noseface and clamber on in the truck. It smells like pasta and sweat.

>>156495
This is stupid and you are stupid for saying it.

>>156500
H.. Hey, shut up! He's a gross human and he smells bad and he looks kinda funny.

"Alright guy, we'll help you out, but you gotta pay us."

"Aaaahokay. I'mma win the big competition, then aah ca split it wih you. You remind me of mah kid, yknow? Aaahm Abraham Falcon. Youh kids wannna stop wen it gets dark or go allah way straight to Vegas?"

>>156529
Go straight to Vegas!

YES YES!! STALLONE!

Today = best day.

>>156529
Hey Rynh...
Nice ass you got there

oh shit Rynh you can see more of his muscles.oh no oh no. Besides, we never said he wasn't a gross human, just less gross and more muscular and masculine.

Rynh you have a cute butt

This thread is now about Rynh's butt.

>>156529
what about the caravan? They aren't going to be very happy about you ditching them. Especially not Nako, since you encouraged her to set the thing up in the first place.

Keep your head down when you pass them by.

Also: how are you all sure Jehral's a boy?

>>156568
>Also: how are you all sure Jehral's a boy?
She can smell him with her big halfbold nose.

>>156572
By that logic Jer would know Rynh is a girl.

>>156605
Maybe he lost his sense of smell in the war?

Rynh 2010/03/31(Wed)19:58 No. 156689 ID: 15f6d6
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Okay we go straight to Vegas! We're driving on the road and it's super, super boring. I guess the caravan can just suck it, now can't they?

I start to get pretty sleepy.

"Heyyo little boy. Ahhif you ge sleepy just put your head right here on my arm and use it like a pillo, ahokay?"

I guess I don't know for sure that noseface is a boy, but I'm pretty sure he is. I mean, he looks like a boy.

S-Stop looking at my butt! It's not cute!

>>156689
>S-Stop looking at my butt! It's not cute!
You're right, It's too big and fat to be called cute.

>>156689
No, your butt is awesome.
It could destroy armies with it's glory.
Now jump through the windshield and stand on the hood with your arms crossed and your feet shoulder width apart, a cocky grin on your face.

only one way to be sure, check if he has a package.

Use Jehral as a pillow.

>>156689
'Fess up your gender for shock value. Say it real quiet tho.

>>156689
> S-Stop looking at my butt! It's not cute!
LIES! Your butt is amazing. You should be proud.

>>156750
> Use Jehral as a pillow.
Second.

>>156747
addendum, check for package by using him as a pillow.

>>156814
Check for package by molesting him with your tail~

>>156750
Also seconding this.

Just because it's adorable.

>>156689
Your butt is very cute. And you know you look kind of like a boy as well. Sometimes it's hard to tell with you halfbloods, Jehral might be lacking something downtown.

Rynh 2010/04/01(Thu)15:51 No. 157314 ID: 15f6d6
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S-Stop talking about my butt! It's embarassing.

Y.yeah, that'd be weird if he was a girl dressed like a boy. He's asleep against the window.

I snuggle up to him. I uh, don't want to be too obvious about it, I don't really feel anything though.

"Heyyo lill boy, we're uh in Las Vegas so I gotto go get regserd for tha big contest so you kids meet me ah tha hotel in a coupla hours ahoka?"

>>157314
Man, your butt is getting bigger by the second!

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2010/04/01(Thu)15:52 No. 157317 ID: 3416ec
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>>157314

Hike up your skirt and ride him in his sleep. He'll like it. Trust me.

take him to the hotel, get a room, and molest him.

Welcome, everyone to another installment of "Behold All Butts"

>>157326
Yes to the room.
Instead of normal molestation, pin him down and start licking his nose.

>>157314
Damn that is a nice ass.

Why should a girl like you settle for one guy though? Didn't you notice the way Stallones muscles rippled in the moonlight as he offered to let you rest your head against his safe embrace. How his compassionate nature and caring personality shone through. The way he always makes an effort for you and Jehral.

Why settle with one when you can have both?

Rynh 2010/04/01(Thu)16:51 No. 157404 ID: 15f6d6
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He just dumped us out on the street! Wow! This place is HUGE and SHINY!

I... I'm not fucking anybody... You're making me blush!

>>157404
>This place is HUGE and SHINY!
JUST LIKE YOUR ASS!

>>157404
You know what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Don't let an oppurtunity like this slip out of your hands. You can have both Jehrals lithe little body against you and feel like your protecting him as well as be enveloped in the strong embrace of Stallone who will protect you against the world.

Rynh 2010/04/01(Thu)17:21 No. 157441 ID: 15f6d6
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Okay, okay! Fine! I give! I give!

I grab sweetnose and go into one of the big hotels. There is a huge receptionist behind the desk

TODAY IS FREE HOTEL DAY IF YOU'RE FUCKING OR FIGHTING. HERE'S YOUR ROOM KEY LITTLE GUY AND YOUR FREE ICE CREAM. I RESPECT A MAN'S FUCK DRIVE EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT INTO THE GAY SHIT.

Oh god. Am I really doing this? I'm so nervous... I don't even know if I want to go all the way... It'd be my first time...

>>157441
GO FOR IT!

>>157441
Just, uh. Just roll with it. You got this.

Or something.

>>157441
Dooooo eeeettt

>>157441
Do it. Also accept the nice mans ice cream.

Go to your room and get the mood set up for Stallones arrival.

>>157459
No! Rynh's ass is for Jehral's use only!

>>157470
Jehral doesn't have a say in this. Rynh can get it on with whoever she wants. That hunky piece of human meat is way to good to let him get away.

Warm up with Jehral as the appeteizer and Stallone as the main dish.

>>157484
you have been out democracied, the consensus is Jehral on Rynh.

>>157493
Agreed.
Stallone can go do... whatever he intended to do before he met Rynh.
Jehral+Rynh=<3

Rynh 2010/04/01(Thu)18:03 No. 157508 ID: 15f6d6
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Oops.. I spilled some ice cream on me.

Jehral's getting ready in the bathroom.

I-I'm still not sure about this though..

Do you guys really think I'm cute? I-I'm being serious here.

Were you just making fun of me before? I-I've never had anybody seriously think I'm cute. People always made fun of the way I looked.

So, y-you weren't lying before, right?

>>157508
Yes, your cute. now make Jehral lick off the ice creme

>>157508
We really weren't lying.

>>157508
Yes, you're cute. You'd be even cuter if you rubbed that ice cream all over yourself.

we all think you are adorable. and the ones who say otherwise are lying because they are afraid to admit it.

>>157508
Honestly, I found you cuter when I thought you were a guy. I can still pretend.

>>157508
You're adorable.
A bit flat, but DAT ASS makes up for it.

Jehral hasn't said a word this whole time. I take it he understands what's about to happen? What did he even say when you suggested [read: forcefully dragged him into] this?

Rynh 2010/04/01(Thu)19:06 No. 157591 ID: 15f6d6
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ALRIGHT THEN, IT'S GO TIME! READY OR NOT, LOVERBOY, HERE I COME!

EXCELLENT

<3

hahaha, awesome!

Appropriate.

we need an epilogue with ether dude-jehral taking it in the ass, or girl-Jehral... also taking it in ass.

I'll leave that for the fanartists.

>>157665
then i request someone get started on this.

Male Rynh x Female Rynh OTP

>>157715
>Male Rynh x Female Rynh x nako OTP
ftfy

>>157718
>Male Rynh x Female Rynh x nako OTT
ftfy

Ah April First, is there anything you can't do?

>>157591
What happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas. Even if this is Cannon it will never be referenced again.

Suggestion 2010/04/03(Sat)12:45 No. 158955 ID: f46a61
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>>157591
Huh huh huh...huh huh huh huh...huh huh huh huh....Knob...huh huh huh huh.