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144 No. 144 ID: 3ccb64

This board's considered NWS for posting material, right? Anything goes? So why not go whole-hog here and tackle the quest everyone's too self-conscious to make?

Let's do this.
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No. 1375 ID: aef236

>>1373

Well say something to calm him down, damnit! Either explain the situation to him or just keep pretending that you are a ghost but a friendly one!
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No. 1376 ID: 76ef9b

>>1375

Maybe something like, "Yoooou must help free the others, or you will all become like meeee!"

Maybe with a few extra dramatic flourishes.
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No. 1377 ID: 1afd58

>>1373
Take the extra set of clothes that was in our knapsack and wear those. Make sure we put them on out of sight of the kobold so he doesn't see us do it. Then, take the ring off and come back. Pretend we were not the ghost.
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No. 1379 ID: 1a1efd
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1379

Tell him we're a friendly ghost.
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No. 1382 ID: 227d44

>>1377
This, if only for the SHENANIGANS.
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No. 1385 ID: 8e18cd

I swear to God I'm gonna pistolwhip the next guy that says "Shenanigans"
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No. 1387 ID: 1afd58

>>1385
Let's engage in some shenanigans
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No. 1389 ID: aef236

>>1377

Well I guess this work. :3
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No. 1390 ID: 87583b

>>1373
Sub-human!? You're a cat-girl yourself, missy! You should be perfectly comfortable in just your fur you beast race hussy!
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No. 1392 ID: 227d44
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1392

>>1390
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No. 1394 ID: aef236

Interesting, if we get Nimis karma all the way down, will she become a total bitch?

HMMM...
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No. 1395 ID: 227d44

>>1394
I think the way karma works is this:
The higher it is, the less likely rape attempts will occur.

The lower it is, the more "HOLY SHIT HE PULLED OUT HIS DICK" moments we get.

But yeah, I think she'll become SUPER-BITCH if we lower her karma all the way.
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No. 1396 ID: c611c3

...Will pity sex increase our karma meter?
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No. 1397 ID: 1a1efd

Karma meter works like this:
The higher it is, the more sweet and innocent Nimi is, and the more likely she is to be raped.
The lower it is, the more bitchy and malicious Nimi is, and the more likely she is to rape.
Or to enjoy rape.

I vote for inevitable degradation of morals, culminating in the rape of Nez.
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No. 1398 ID: 227d44

>>1396
I think plain ol' consensual sex will lower your karma meter.

Rape/anything bad happening to you, I believe, will raise the meter, making up for your past evil deeds because you got suprised buttsexed. I don't know, but that's my Wild Mass Guessing.
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No. 1399 ID: c01408

>>1397
That's not how karma works.
Karma means the more bad stuff you do, the more bad stuff happens to you. If Nimi becomes a bitch I predict monsters of all kinds will be sticking it in.
If you want it all the way towards "bad" you should probably prepare for that 50-bunny gangbang.
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No. 1400 ID: 227d44

>>1399
>50 bunny gangbang
Charles I - L?
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No. 1401 ID: 04603a

ITT nobody knows wtf is a karma

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karma
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No. 1403 ID: da5997

>1400

More like Charles XL.
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No. 1404 ID: d766c4

>>1373
Hey wait... he's rubbing his nose!

He can't even SEE us and we're turning him on. We are so boned.
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No. 1405 ID: ab56d2

Decloak and apologize for scaring him.
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No. 1407 ID: c01408

>>1405
WE'RE STILL NAKED EISENSTEIN
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No. 1408 ID: 227d44
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1408

>>1404
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No. 1409 ID: bc8ef0

Apologize to the Kobold.

Didn't your mother teach you how to properly talk to strangers? Jesus.
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No. 1410 ID: 43331d

>>1407

A little full-frontal nudity never hurt anyone.
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No. 1415 ID: 3a062a

Walk in and grope him.
When he starts forward, get behind him, grab him, and then take the ring off.
Calm him down with hugs.
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No. 1416 ID: 3ccb64
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1416

Nimi heads back and goes through her belongings, putting on her spare pair of clothes. She puts her tattered top into the bag, leaving both it and her spare panties in case of emergency.
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No. 1419 ID: 3ccb64
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1419

Nimi slips off the ring and opens the cell again, but the kobold seems to be very frightened, still cowering in the corner.
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No. 1420 ID: 1afd58

>>1419
Look behind you to see if he is pointing at something.

If it's safe, make cooing, soothing noises and tell him it's ok, you are a friend, and everything is fine.

Try not to get raped.
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No. 1421 ID: 3ccb64
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1421

You have no idea what that kobold's problem is.
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No. 1422 ID: 1afd58

>>1421
Noooooooo NIMI WE LOVE YOU

Panic, scream, kick, scratch, and bite. You are a cat, act like it.
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No. 1423 ID: 87583b

>>1422
That's right! You have claws! Use them!
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No. 1424 ID: fe155d

>>1421
Finally! Some rape is imminent!
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No. 1425 ID: 35cea2

>>1421

Scream that you have AIDS at the top of your lungs. And say that it is especially lethal to large, olive green colored guards.
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No. 1426 ID: 1afd58

>>1425
This, then run to the kobold and lick him all over to terrify him more. That is the purpose of this quest now.
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No. 1427 ID: 35cea2

>>1426

DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT
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No. 1428 ID: 3a062a

>>1421
PUNCH HIM IN THE SARCOPHAGUS
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No. 1429 ID: bc8ef0

Give her a nice kick in the cunt.
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No. 1433 ID: c01408

>>1429
>give her a nice kick in the cunt
>her
The only female in the room is Nimi.

Which means that instead of saving her, the kobold will probably join in for some DP.
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No. 1434 ID: bffa2a

>>1421

The EYES, always go for the eyes.
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No. 1437 ID: bc8ef0

>>1433

Maybe the Ogre is a flaming lesbian, unable to satisfy a mind-maddening eternity of lack-o-fuck?
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No. 1438 ID: 3a062a

>>1437
Flaming Ogre Lesbians would be a good band name.
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No. 1439 ID: 227d44

Turn, grab the guard's junk.

Pull as hard as you can.
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No. 1440 ID: c01408

Turn, grab the guard's junk.

Tug gently and rhythmically.
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No. 1442 ID: 04603a

>>1438
Only for Lesbians who look like ogres
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No. 1444 ID: aef236

Rape! Get some today!
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No. 1445 ID: 84b8f5

>>1421
Stop fighting, give in to the darkness.
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No. 1447 ID: 227d44

>>1439 here,
Nevermind, I like >>1440
idea better.
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No. 1448 ID: 7b6d28

Use the ring!
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No. 1449 ID: 0486dc

she doesn't know what the problem is.

order of operations folks

Nimi! Look behind you!
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No. 1450 ID: 3ccb64
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1450

Nimi is caught surprised by the guard's assault!
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No. 1451 ID: 3ccb64
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1451

Nimi fumbles to put on the ring but the guard is already upon her! The ring clatters away!

The guard also destroys Nimi's only remaining bra!
The guard is very strong!
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No. 1453 ID: 0486dc

>>1451
Try and run!
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No. 1454 ID: 75bba2
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1454

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!
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No. 1455 ID: bc8ef0

Headbutt him in the face.
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No. 1456 ID: f21281

lull him into a false sense of security by pretending to be into it.

THen crush his balls with a swift kick.
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No. 1457 ID: 75bba2

Somehow become his friend through inexplainable means, worked for Joan.
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No. 1458 ID: 87583b

>>1457
John always wanted to be Joan's friend. Or rather, wanted her around as a pet. She was funny how she was always worrying about things and had great boobs.
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No. 1461 ID: 3a062a

Since she's pretty much stuck, I suggest we control the kobold, make him get the ring, and then let her out later.
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No. 1462 ID: 3a062a

>>1461
After, y'know, watching for a bit to make sure she doesn't get hurt.
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No. 1463 ID: bffa2a

>>1451

Your hands are free, go for the damn eyes already. No, don't start enjoying it you slut :( go for the eyes. What are you doing?
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No. 1464 ID: c01408

>>1463
She's panicked and overpowered by an ogre twice her size, what the hell do you expect?
And besides if she makes him mad you think she'll be able to run away?
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No. 1465 ID: bffa2a

>>1464

We need a rape whistle.
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No. 1466 ID: 35cea2

Somehow I guessed that resistance would've been completely futile anyways.

Lets just get the rape over with so we can get out and come back when we've gained a few levels in "Shove pointy bladed dildo into guard's ass"
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No. 1468 ID: f0389b

Close your legs and punch that fucker in the face! One, two! In the eyes!
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No. 1469 ID: f0389b

>>1456

Are you not seeing that position? Stubby legs or not, she's not going to be pulling any kicks.
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No. 1470 ID: fe155d

When a woman starts to pee, it locks her vagina up. So start pissing on him and he can't rape you!
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No. 1471 ID: f0389b

>>1464
She's smaller than him, and if he's blinded he won't be doing much. Keep one hand tasked on keeping his hand away and use the other to deliver a left hook to his face.
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No. 1472 ID: 3a062a

>>1470
Vagina Lock would also make a good band name.
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No. 1473 ID: 0486dc

>>1470
Yes, he can rape you.

It would then hurt more due to sticking something into the locked vagina.
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No. 1474 ID: da4daf

Yell for the Kobold to help! or yell for him to run, since he probably can't overpower the ogre, but can bust you out later.
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No. 1475 ID: 227d44

>>1451
Hmm. This is tough...distracting him seems the obvious course of action, but what can effectively distract him long and effectively enough so that Nimi may escape? Quite the conundrum.
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No. 1476 ID: bffa2a

>>1475

Bleeding eyes.
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No. 1477 ID: 227d44

>>1476
But what if that fails? We must have contingency plans.
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No. 1478 ID: 3a062a

>>1477
...Step on his foot really hard?
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No. 1479 ID: 3ccb64
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1479

The guard overpowers Nimi. She tries to fight back and claw, but he's too strong! He easily fights off her clumsy attempts.

The guard destroys another article of Nimi's clothing!
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No. 1480 ID: 227d44

>>1479
Shit, this is what I was worried about. Try to break free, then run like hell.

If THAT doesn't work...um...shit...get the kobold to attack him somehow? I've got nothing.
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No. 1481 ID: 07c969
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1481

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No. 1482 ID: 227d44

>>1480

http://www.street-fighting-techniques.info/tag/fighting-dirty/

>One of the most effective ‘dirty fighting’ techniques, at least against a man, is the groin strike. This is so obvious that it is what most people would go for instinctively, but very few people know the best way to go about it.

>This means when you are basically ‘toe to toe’ with your opponent, within a few inches of one another. Perhaps they have grabbed hold of you, by the throut or by the front of your top, or perhaps you have fallen into each other during a messy scuffle. It can also work is you are on the floor and your attacker is on top of you. This strike is called (at least in some systems) a reverse hammer punch. Clenching your hand into an ordinary fist you should aim to make contact with the side of your hand, and the area running from the knuckle where your thumb joins your palm to the very base of your thumb bone where it meets your wrist.

I say go for the groin.
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No. 1483 ID: 3ccb64
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1483

The next thing Nimi knows, the big guard is laid out on the floor.
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No. 1484 ID: 3ccb64
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1484

It seems the kobold is more clever than Nimi gave it credit for!
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No. 1485 ID: 3a062a

>>1483
FFFFFFFFFF Glass skull.
I hope the invisible kobold doesn't take revenge on us, if that is in fact even the kobold.
Was there a ghost all along?
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No. 1486 ID: 227d44

>>1483
>>1484
Oh. Nevermind. On that note, FUCK YEAR KLEVERBOLD
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No. 1487 ID: 07c969
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1487

KhorneBold would be proud.
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No. 1488 ID: bc8ef0

And now he steals our shit and runs.
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No. 1489 ID: 07c969

>>1484
Also, HUG KOBOLD.
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No. 1490 ID: 3a062a

>>1489
Seconding.
"My savior!"
Secretly feel him up.
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No. 1492 ID: e708ae

Thank the bold, grab the ring, and you two get the hell out of there. While you run, apologize for scaring him, or else he'll get pissed when you put on the ring later. We don't want to lose our new friend.
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No. 1493 ID: aef236

Goddamn it!! I want my rape!!!
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No. 1495 ID: df57c6

>>1493
Patience. She's running out of clothes.

It will happen.

Or you could just rape her yourself.
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No. 1496 ID: f0389b

>>1495

You do this by drawing her getting raped.
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No. 1497 ID: 3a062a

>>1496
>>405
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No. 1498 ID: 43331d

>>1489

THIS.
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No. 1499 ID: 329fa6

>>1493

>Almost Rape Quest
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No. 5543 ID: bde1b8
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5543

B-BAMP!
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No. 5549 ID: 67c611
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5549

OH MY GOD IT'S BACK!
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No. 5557 ID: 67c611
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5557

Post this image on 4chan/tg/?
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No. 5559 ID: 1afd58

>>5557
No. That appeals to exactly the wrong kind of tger.
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No. 6001 ID: e2680d

So, is Jet ever coming back?
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No. 6006 ID: 67c611

>>6001
He knows this board exists. He has been in IRC. I'd say that he will eventually notice that this is back. He may or may not decide to continue it.

Jet, if you see this, at least let us know if you are continuing Rapequest or not.
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