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137240 No. 137240 ID: f11584

>"Haven't you had enough, yet?"
"I can still feel my fingers. I know my own limit."

Hey, voices. I can tell, I can kind of pick up when you're here, or you're not here, even when you're not talking. It's weird. As soon as I got done bandaging up my damned hand, my first stop was the local tavern.

I'm not drunk yet. I can tell. I can tell my own limit. I'm not drunk yet, but I've had a few. You know?

>"Are you going to ask around for this information you were wanting?"
"Drinking."
>"Of course."
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No. 138533 ID: 212869
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138533

Whoa, whoa. Seriously? You guys?

I mean, yeah, that's what I was going to do. Violence. But seriously?

You seem to have the character of either a battle-hardened 80 year old lech or a 14 year old with a hormone imbalance.

That said, I have no problem with killing either of them. Should I play with them a bit first, or just take care of them right away?
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No. 138534 ID: d86d2c

Incapacitate and interrogate. If they're not useful, dispose of them.
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No. 138535 ID: 8ecfd4

>>138533
Shoot one in the head. Shoot the other one in the knee. Ask the guy with a busted knee if they were just looking for easy pickings or if they were hired. In either case cut off all of his fingers on his right hand, bandage up his wounds to make sure he survives and tell him to tell his mates something. You and the people you're with are off limits, anyone tries to fuck around with you and they will regret it.
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No. 138536 ID: 632862

>>138533
Heheh. Yeah, I was half serious, half checking to see how eager you were to inflict grievous bodily harm upon people. I've never seen someone beat a man to death with his own arm before. Thought it might be amusing.

Well it doesn't look like they have guns or anything, so yeah, play around with them. The lookout has a police baton but I doubt that will be of much trouble for you. So long as it's a low risk encounter we may as well get some entertainment value out of it. On the other hand, you're leaving Burns lying there on the ground. If they have anyone else helping out, he could get in trouble.

I'd say... take one out quick, then play with the other one while keeping an eye out for anyone else. Just dodge his attacks and keep slapping him.
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No. 138537 ID: 19ecf1

>>138533
smart killing.

Take out the first one fast and brutally (make it gorey and scarey. You wanna look like a monster)

The second (if it was done right) should run, or be incapicated long enough to interrogate.
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No. 138551 ID: 65a023
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138551

>On the other hand, you're leaving Burns lying there on the ground.

Actually, I'm bringing him with me. None of this "while I was taking care of two guys a third took someone hostage" crap. I was making those kind of mistakes when Burns' great grandfather was learning to walk.

Your suggestions seem to be all over the place, aside from an agreement to be violent. So, I'll wing it, then hurt them, I guess.

They see me approaching, but don't seem too concerned. The one rummaging in the vehicle keeps on doing what he's doing, while the other one turns to greet me.

>"Club yourself a husband, Miss?"

"Yeah. I thought we'd share a memory or two in the backseat of my jeep here."

>"Your jeep? Sorry, I haven't seen it. This here's our jeep."

"A shame. I need a jeep, and yours is the only one here."

>"What's a pretty thing like you doing out here in the woods, anyway? Maybe you'd like to share a memory or two with me."

Oh, he plans to rape me. Well, that would be interesting for him, but I'm not in the mood to humor delusions.

"Sorry, I prefer my memories long and filling. Not short and balding."

He doesn't seem too happy about that. I hear his friend laugh from the inside of the jeep.
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No. 138553 ID: 65a023
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138553

>"Smug bitch!"

And here he comes. Didn't take much.
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No. 138554 ID: 65a023
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138554

His scream echoes for what's probably miles.

He loses consciousness fairly quickly.

Strange. Usually the arms come off at the wrists, or the upper forearm.

His friend hits his head on the jeep's ceiling on his way out of it.
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No. 138556 ID: 65a023
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138556

To be honest, I don't really like doing things like this. Now my white fur coat is covered in blood. Getting hands on always puts me in a bad mood.

I grab the other one by the throat. His eyes dart from me and his dying friend. The short one is going to die, no matter what. Guess he realizes this. He doesn't seem sure of what I did, since he wasn't watching what happened, but he's still panicking.

So, what do you want to ask him? If anything?
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No. 138557 ID: 65a023
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138557

Think away.
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No. 138559 ID: 8ecfd4

>>138556
Ask him if he was hired to do this or if this is their usual mode of operation. Then cripple his ass, shoot him in the knee, cut off all of his fingers on his right hand. Give first aid to make sure he lives and then he's to tell everyone that you and whoever is with you are not to be fucked with. If anyone makes that mistake then they will find out how you deal with people who actually piss you off rather than merely annoy you.

Btw nice move there with pulling his arm off. And it really is a bit odd that it came off at the shoulder. A damn pity really that it's so hard to beat someone to death with their own arm, they tend to bleed out before the blunt trauma gets them.
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No. 138572 ID: e828f5

What's the point of torture? This is a thugish town, and these are a couple of thugs. Do you really think these guys are hired professionals? They were just in the wrong place at the wrong time. No need to be uncivilized about it. Simply say "Tell me something that would make me not kill you." Discourage I-Have-A-Wife-And-Family. I doubt they really have anything useful to say, but it doesn't hurt to try, and it won't be a lengthy conversation. Once he's run out of useful information (if he had any to begin with), just kill him.
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No. 138575 ID: 8ecfd4

>>138572
It's about setting an example. Teach them that the lady with the big tits and fur coat is not someone you fuck around with if you desire to have all your limbs attached.

If we leave him alive and crippled he can tell that. If we just kill him they will not know how it happened and who they should stay away from.
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No. 138599 ID: e3f578

bitch slap him like you don't give a damn, you pimp of a whore what with your flashy fur coats and shit. you need a goddamn fedora, a leopard skin undershirt and a shotgun cane.
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No. 138611 ID: f62f0b

>>138599
"Where's my money, bitch!?"
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No. 138711 ID: 19ecf1

>>138557
IN CASE OF MIXUP:

Now then... where did you find the jeep.

Try not to kill too many people. I'm all for violence when you need it...

Now... this guy can stay alive (he's no threat in anyway... why would he steal a car when he's in threat of death). The best thing you can do is take him as an extra gunner (you are amortal... right?).

You know, make him yours and use him. He's expendible.
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No. 139022 ID: 17fc61
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139022

"Where's my money, bitch!?"

>"W-what! I-I-I-"

"I'm just kidding. But seriously, unless you want to end up like your friend, tell me something I'd like to hear."

>"W-what did you d-do to him!?"

"I don't like being ignored, kid."

I grab his left arm and tug enough for him to feel it want to come out of its socket.

"Are you ambidextrous?"

He pants exclamations of pain for a few seconds before blurting out a confession.

>"N-no! I-I-I'll talk! Mister Malan got a tip that a TGC vehicle was heading here, so he sent a bunch of guys out here to look around, see if we can't find something, you know?"

"Why?"

>"I-I-I'm not sure."

I tighten my grip to let him know I'm in no mood.

>"N-n-no! No! I'm not sure, but I think... I think it has something to do with this meeting, a week back."

"Go on."

>"Some big shot from the Coalition's been hitting up all the major players in Qer and Poilen. And ever since last week, Mister Malan's been hunting down Confederate refugees."

I wish Burns was awake. He's the one that would care about this.

But it looks like these Coalition people that have taken over Burns' country are interested in finding someone.

"Who else knows about this vehicle?"

>"One other guy. We sent a runner about fifteen minutes ago."

Great. That means even if we leave, they'll probably be able to track us, whether it's by our tracks or by asking around town about where we may be going.

Any other questions? And should I let him go or kill him?
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No. 139023 ID: 19ecf1

>>139022
killing is not worth it here. Plus, leaving him alive might score us a few good points (maybe he'll make people fear us, but respect us for not going on a killing spree. Make people see we are deliberate.)
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No. 139030 ID: 476456

let him go

but kick him in the butt as he leaves
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No. 139041 ID: 67c611

I think it would be better to kill him. It would be an advantage for no one to know how powerful we are. They will likely send 4 thugs next time instead of something sufficient to give us trouble.

I really like your outfit. Try stopping off at a cleaners to get it washed. On the other hand blood spatter gives an intimidate skill bonus. On the other other hand it gives a diplomacy skill check penalty. But you don't seem to be much the diplomatic type.
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No. 139042 ID: 8ecfd4

>>139022
Time to restate my previous suggestion for the third time.

Ask him if he is right handed or left handed. Cut off all fingers on the hand he prefers. Then cut off his achilles tendons. Make sure he will survive and leave him with a message for his friends. What you did to him is what happens when you're annoyed. They really don't want to find out what happens when you get angry.

They might not get the message at first, but if you kill a couple of more and leave a few of them crippled to tell the tale they should learn eventually.

Oh and you might want to dump the jeep soon. For now you don't really have another vehicle to use. But the good doctor might be persuaded to give up one of his in exchange for the jeep.
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No. 139043 ID: f11584

>>139042
You have some sort of weird fetish?
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No. 139044 ID: f11584
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139044

All right, I guess I'll let him go. Personally, I would have just killed him. There's no sense giving any enemy more information than they already have.

But with a warning.

"All right, pal. I need you to carry back a message to your people."

His eyes light up with fear. He's heard that line before.

>"Oh god no please! Please don't! I have a family! Don't take my arm!"

"Gotta take something, buddy."

I reach out my left arm, my right still around his neck, and begin to tear. He screams shrilly, almost insanely as I continue.

If you can't see what I'm doing, it's probably best I don't describe it.

He'll live.

I push him back out into the woods. He's not walking. Just writhing around, bleeding everywhere. Their patrols probably are on their way, having heard all the racket we've been making. They'll find him.

I throw Burns into the jeep, and head back out onto the open road.
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No. 139045 ID: 67c611

>>139044
You bastard. You didn't have to do that. You should have taking his arm instead.
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No. 139046 ID: 2cbe3e

>>139044

Well that's cool. Let's just get the fuck. They're gonna track us no matter what.
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No. 139047 ID: 8ecfd4

>>139043
Only when it comes to roleplaying games. If I can't be the evil bastard that kills and maims to make a statement then it's no fun.

>>139044
I guess he won't have the balls to try anything like that in the future. Nice work. Onwards to science guy for information gathering and vehicle trading.
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No. 139049 ID: f11584
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139049

Burns finally starts to stir an hour into the drive.

>"Ugh. What. Where am I?"

"Morning, sweetie. I got the information you wanted, and we're on our way to see a scientist named Tannon at Broken Towers.
"Sorry I didn't consult you, but you were pretty much gone."

>"What... what did I do?"

"Well, you tried picking up a gay bartender. I figured you'd regret it, so I dragged you out of there. You were still pretty horny, though, so I had to fuck you a few times."

>"What - Damn it, Kitty!"

He's recovered pretty quickly. Not much of a hangover. Best not to bring that up, though. It'll only worry him.

He begins palming at his chest, apparently already aware enough to realize he's missing you guys.

>"Where -
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No. 139050 ID: f11584
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139050

I hold you up to his face.

"Here. You nearly left it at the bar. Try to be more careful in the future.
"Oh, and I killed a couple of guys.
"Technically, one."

So long for now, lewd voices.
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No. 139051 ID: 8ecfd4

>>139050
Hey I'm not lewd... ok that's a lie but I'm not as bad as the others. I mainly just urge people on to use violence to solve stuff and make needlessly complex plans that all end in alot of violence and possibly ending the world.

Well so long Kitty. I shall miss your ability to tear people limb from limb. By the way is that something that's normal for your species or is it an amortal thing?
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No. 139052 ID: f11584
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139052

Hello again, voices. My head is throbbing a little. I can't remember much. It must have not been much, because the hangover isn't that bad.

I'm surprised Kitty didn't run off with you. Irresponsible on my part. Won't happen again.

Can't say I trust her to completely explain everything that's happened. Can you fill me in?
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No. 139053 ID: 2cbe3e

>>139052

She ripped some dude's nuts off.

But, to be more helpful, Kitty jumped some dudes and got some info. To make things easier, I will now quote verbatim.

>"Mister Malan got a tip that a TGC vehicle was heading here, so he sent a bunch of guys out here to look around, see if we can't find something, you know? You know what, those are just fantastic tits by the way. Anyhow, I.... I think it has to do with this meeting a week back. Some big shot from the Coalition's been hitting up all the major players in Qer and Poilen. And ever since last week, Mister Malan's been hunting down Confederate refugees."
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No. 139054 ID: 8ecfd4

>>139052
Well she got information on who to talk to about vaults. One was mob boss and the other was a somewhat iffy scientist. You're currently en route to the scientist.

Other than that not much happened. She came back to the jeep, someone was trying to steal it and rape her. She ripped his arm off, then ripped the balls of the guys accomplice, then she left him there as a warning to other pursuers, he should make it. Apparently there are also standing orders to hunt down cofederate refuges. It's gone out to the criminal circles in Qer and Poilen.

And that's about it. So unless you're really an amortal I would suggest avoiding to piss her off. She has no greater problems with maiming people with her bare hands aside from getting blood on her coat.
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No. 139055 ID: 69f952

Well. She's right in that she only surely killed one man, but she neglected to say that she killed scores of potential ones.

Oh. And some dudes are out there killing confederate guys. Sorry.
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No. 139057 ID: a85626

How's your hand?
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No. 139058 ID: e828f5

You can clearly trust Kitty insofar as stealing us goes. She seems to sincerely be motivated by curiosity and/or avoiding boredom, so as long as you keep things interesting for her, she'll probably stick around.

I'm not sure who these Coalition guys are... they're not listed on your country map. But if they're putting their feelers into Qer and Poilen, I'd say after you hit up Broken Towers that you continue to head south, into Cerea.
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No. 139064 ID: f11584
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139064

>mob boss
>scientist
>Confederate refugees
>castration

I... see.

>"Would you like to know -

"No."

>"You didn't even know what -

"I don't," I assure her. It seems like I keep getting more in over my head. Why did they ever assign me this op? I'm just an old man. Or, I thought I was.

>your hand

I'd rather not think about it. I can still feel a twinge of pain beneath the bandages. I guess... the alcohol is still numbing me. That's most likely.

>"You do a lot of that."

I have no interest in exploring whatever she's accusing me of. She continues, regardless.

>"Do you always run from your problems?"

"I'm not running from anything."

>"Do you have an alcohol problem?"

"That's not your concern. Just keep your eyes on the damned road."
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No. 139065 ID: f11584
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139065

>"You can't keep running away, forever. Life doesn't -

"And what about you? I'm not that young and gullible. You honestly expect me to believe you're not in this for anything?"

>"I'm not. Just because you can't trust -

"Bullshit. Don't throw that in my face. I know philandering when I hear it. You're here for a reason, and I want to know why."

>"I don't have any reasons."

"What are you running from?"

She says nothing.
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No. 139070 ID: 2cbe3e

You know what, the only things I see to do here are either stay quiet the whole way until she talks, which I prefer, or to perhaps admit you do have an alcohol problem. Opening up to her might means she admits something back.
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No. 139071 ID: 7630d5

I care about Burns' alchoholism :C
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No. 139074 ID: f11584
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139074

Nothing much is said for the rest of the journey, even though it takes more than another half hour.

We arrive at Broken Towers. How it got its name should be obvious. This is one of the more well-preserved ancient cities.

I'm not sure how many live here, but it can't be many. Although, if no one did, it wouldn't have a name. The capital in Newspire is practically the only civilized area, and it is mainly a port for minor intercontinental trading.

This scientist... Tannon. Shit. I'm not even sure if he exists. I haven't even stopped to think about it. Well, it's as good a move as any at this point. At least we're moving further south. We need to find this guy, if he even exists. Maybe he knows something about the Vaults.

But where to start? Wouldn't he likely be at a dig site, or... maybe in one of the towers? He could be nearly anywhere.

Kitty seems content to let me give out commands. She's still totally silent, and is prepping her equipment.
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No. 139079 ID: f11584
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139079

>[[Past chapters may be found at http://www1.tgchan.org/wiki/Nahala:_The_Dead_Age ]]
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No. 139092 ID: 3416ec

>>139074

We should try getting to the top of one of those towers to get a better lay of the land.
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No. 139109 ID: e828f5

Find the tallest, most ominous looking tower, and that'll be where your scientist it. They always go for the tall ominous towers. Shouting things from the window, like "It's aliiiiiiive!"
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No. 139110 ID: a85626

Yeah good luck convincing him to throw us up onto a tower.
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No. 139117 ID: 8ecfd4

>>139074
Find someone living there and ask them where you can find Tannon.
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No. 139120 ID: 3416ec

>>139110

We have a couple advantages to occupying a tall building:
-Line of sight
-Sniper cover

Both of these would be very useful in this bandit-riddled place.
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No. 139242 ID: 67c611

Yes, find the tallest building and check the entrance.
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No. 140585 ID: 65a023
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140585

>get a better lay of the land

It doesn't take long to ascend to the top of one of the buildings. Many have collapsed to the point that you can get up them pretty easily. They're delicate, though. One false step and you can fall right through a crumbling ceiling.

>Find the tallest, most ominous looking tower

Somehow I doubt that logic is going to work. The tallest tower will likely be the one most dangerous to live in or even be around. No one is likely to live in it.

Regardless, I see it in the distance. Sun's setting just enough to blind us. I can't tell how badly damaged it is, but I can't imagine climbing anything in this city.

>bandit-riddled place

We haven't seen a soul yet. There's not a sound but the wind, or something, somewhere, rarely crumbling or collapsing. I wouldn't be surprised if we weren't the only life for miles and miles.

This'll be more difficult than I thought. Or maybe Kitty just got bad info. Maybe one of the buildings has some city layouts, or local maps? Or maybe there's a camp around here. But where would we find something like that?
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No. 140590 ID: 65a023
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140590

Guess I expect too much from you guys.

Maybe if we follow what's left of the electrical lines we can get to a utility that would have some blueprints or city layouts.

Kitty's been quiet. I wonder if she's still upset. She may have some ideas.

"Kitty? Any idea where to start? You're the one who's in the know about this Tannon guy."

>"There's a museum west of here. It stands to reason anyone investigating a ruined city for scientific goals wouldn't be as interested in the same kind of buildings he'd find anywhere else in this country. It's probably something unique."

"Every major city has museums, though."

>"All I can think of given how much I know about this place. Sorry."

She seems way too... nice. Guess something is bothering her.

>"There's also what looks like an overgrown Botanical Garden a couple miles Southwest. And... a treatment plant a bit further than that."

I can't see much of anything from my position, because I'm staring right into the sun.

"Anything else?"

>"Churches. A couple of old banks? Not much that I'd think he'd be interested in. I really just don't know. What about that stone? The voices have any ideas?"

"They haven't been very useful so far. Just suggested the tallest skyscraper."

>"Maybe they're trying to get you killed?"

She smiles intently, hinting at my possible amortality, before catching herself.

Whatever. We need to keep moving. Sun's almost down.
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No. 140591 ID: db20e0

Might as well give the museum a checkthrough. If nothing else you can have a better look around on your way there.
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No. 140592 ID: 87286c

Well, depending on what kind of scientist he is, he may be interested in the botanical garden. (A botanist, perhaps?) I personally would suggest working your way from the outskirts farther in to the city. And from the looks of it, you should get to some lower ground. If your planet has no sun or stars, then that means the "sun" you were staring into may be a ship, or something similar. Keep in mind that if you could see it, then it could probably see you. That, and try to see where it's going down, if it is a ship then it may provide a location of tannon or even a military outpost from a rival nation.
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No. 140593 ID: 8ecfd4

>>140590
The museum seems like a pretty good bet. If you don't turn up anything there then the botanical gardens might turn up something useful. There should be some people somewhere in the city, if you can find them then they likely know where to find the scientist.
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No. 140594 ID: 65a023
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140594

>If your planet has no sun or stars, then that means the "sun" you were staring into may be a ship, or something similar.

Sorry, am I not saying that right? I'm trying to make it easier to understand what I'm trying to tell you. Is it the "planet" that's your light? I would normally say that the sky is darkening, or that the light was going down. Trying to relate to you guys is difficult.

Well, anyway.

>The museum seems like a pretty good bet

I suppose. I hate having no direction, no orders. This is just like my retirement. I didn't realize how much I hated not having someone to order me around. My wife accused me of using that as an excuse to come out of retirement, when the military called me up.

Kitty's ready to go.

I guess we'll just head to the museum, if that's what you want. Can't think of anything any better.
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No. 140595 ID: 8ecfd4

>>140594
Hey we can order you around. Just imagine it, you will get wildly conflicting orders that often makes no sense, to the point of being irrelevant or even dangerously stupid, and can be reinscinded at any second. It will be just like being in the army again.

But seriously try to find some people there. They should know about the scientist. I'm guessing the normal people here would be at the botanical gardens while the scientist might be at places of intrest to the scientific community. A museum would be one of those places.
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No. 140608 ID: db20e0

Move out, soldier!
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No. 140609 ID: e3f578

You should have asked your wife to order you around then. Bow chicka wow wow.

Please realize we only suggested the tower because of the "last place you'd look" phrase. I'd figure this man would try and hide from dangerous humans than architecture. So he chose the most dangerous place because no one would look for him there. Also, big foreboding towers are places for madmen in stories. Just so you know.
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No. 140611 ID: 65a023
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140611

>Hey we can order you around. Just imagine it, you will get wildly conflicting orders that often makes no sense, to the point of being irrelevant or even dangerously stupid, and can be reinscinded at any second.

Hey, just like -

>like being in the army again.

Ha-HAaaa! Ah. That's depressing.

After some distance traveled, the light has - the SUN... the planet? Damn, I'm just sticking to my guns. Light's darkened. Night should be here, soon.

This place is trashed. I can't imagine much of anything of value has been left here. There's a blatant hole in the wall, and the doors are falling off their hinges. Looters probably got to this place ages ago.

I guess there's not much harm in heading inside.
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No. 140613 ID: 8ecfd4

>>140611
Let Kitty take point. We know she can survive an acid bath and head shots, and she can rip people to shreds with her bare hands.

Also, if she takes point you can get an eyefull of that sweet ass.
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No. 140624 ID: 65a023
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140624

Museum is completely looted. There's no sign of any human life. The walls are bare.

We keep descending through the halls until we come to a vault door.
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No. 140626 ID: 8ecfd4

>>140624
Open that shit. And brace for extradimensional horrors that wants to eat your face.

If you can't get it open then go check out the botanical gardens next.
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No. 140628 ID: a85626
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140628

>>140594

Ah, so the light has direction. Otherwise it would be coming from this direction too, making shading your face with that clumsy mitten impossible.
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No. 140638 ID: 65a023
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140638

>Ah, so the light has direction.

Well, yeah. It's different every day, of course. Most days I think it's always right on top of me. Today, it seemed to settle south.

>Open that shit. And brace for extradimensional horrors that wants to eat your face.

I hope you realize that everything with a locked door isn't going to have a horrible... whatever behind it. That was the first thing like that I'd ever seen. It'll likely be the last, unless I ever decide to vacation back in the Artifactum.

This is a normal, ordinary vault. With likely nothing important behind it. Looters apparently had no luck getting in. There're scar marks on nearby walls and the ceiling, where I suppose they tried to dig through, past the door. The room on the other side likely has armored walls.

Kitty tries her hand at tearing it off its hinges, with no luck. She punches it a few times, which looks really painful. Still nothing but a few dents. She sticks her hands into her pockets, but doesn't seem to be in any real pain.

"No good?"

>"Even amortals have their limits. I can feel it budging ever so often, though."

I stare at her for a moment before I realize she's changed clothes since I woke up. I've really been out of it. I almost hope we don't run into anyone. Her tail is hanging right out.

"Can you hear anything?"

>"What the hell's that supposed to mean?"

"You're closer to the door."

I guess she thought I was talking about her ears.

>"Ah. Well... there's sort of a faint rumbling, I guess. Some kind of machinery in another room, probably."

"I wouldn't think it'd be running."

She shrugs.
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No. 140641 ID: 1583f3
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140641

>>140638
Kitty, what do your cat-ears hear?
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No. 140642 ID: 8ecfd4

>>140638
If it's still running then there might be someone inside there. Hang around for a bit and see if anyone opens the door. If not then go to the botanical gardens.

And that thing you ran into earlier. We got some more information about it. It's possible that it exists in an external dimension and all the creatures are actually part of the same creature. They can also apparently reform out of thin air. So it's possible they can pretty much appear out of thin air. Which means that since you took what it was supposed to be guarding it might come after you again.

Isn't life full of joy?
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No. 140643 ID: 65a023
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140643

[[Failure to creatively design solutions for puzzles and problems results in dire ramifications for the main characters.]]
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No. 140645 ID: 1583f3

>>140643
Oh, were we supposed to equip Kitty and use her to pry open the door?

No wait... I'm confused. What's going on?
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No. 140646 ID: 8ecfd4

>>140643
Ugh puzzles. They have never been a favorite of mine.

Ok lets see what we have, one very strong catgirl with big boobs, one jeep, catgirls weapons of awesome destructive potential and one old soldier who has sideburns. We need to get through a door. The door also appears to have some sort wheel dial thingy in the center. It can also be dented by furious kitty fists.

I really should be to easy to blast out way to the hinges and pull the door out of the wall. But the only other thing I can come up with right now would be blast through the roof and that seems even more ridiculous. So I say blast through the door hinges and pull it out of the wall, using the jeep if necessary.
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No. 140651 ID: 5a2e05

Examine DOOR
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No. 140660 ID: 753009

>>140643

Damn that weird puzzle shit.
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No. 140661 ID: 753009

>>140643

Always with the weird puzzle shit...
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No. 140672 ID: 1cf830

I've a crazy idea. Have Kitty try and TURN THE WHEEL.
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No. 140680 ID: db20e0
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140680

>>140672
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No. 140681 ID: 65a023
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140681

A puzzle? More like trying to break a fucking door down.

>jeep

As crazy as it sounds, I may be able to get the jeep up here. And I think I have a chain in the back. The extra power may be what it takes to yank the door off. But before I drive a jeep onto rotting floors, let's exhaust a few other options.

>blast out way to the hinges and pull the door out of the wall

Unfortunately the hinges to these kind of doors are on the inside, exactly for this reason.

"Kitty, do you have any explosives?"

>"I've got a little bit of CT9 left over."

No idea what that is, but I guess it's what we need.

>"You think that might help?"

"No clue. Voices are saying we might get the jeep up here, yank this damned thing off."

>"Could help. I can nearly feel something about to break. Me and you together - the jeep, I mean... that could do it. Wouldn't want it getting stuck in here. Not even sure it'd get through the front door."

>Examine DOOR
>I've a crazy idea. Have Kitty try and TURN THE WHEEL.

She tried just opening it first thing, of course. Judging from the looks of it, the door is old and worn down. There's some explosive scarring, and what looks like tearing near the edges. Plenty have tried before us. They didn't have Kitty, though.

Judging from the damage, we may be able to jar this thing enough to damage something on the other side, although probably not the way it is, now. We'd just be scraping the exterior.

Hm. How about we get the jeep up here with Kitty and try to tear this thing out, and if that loosens it up, we can fit some explosives in its seams? These are your ideas, voices.
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No. 140686 ID: 8ecfd4

>>140681
Yes that seems like it could work. But try weakening the wall around the door a bit before you bring in the jeep, have Kitty punch them some or shoot at them.

Just make sure Kitty knows what she is working with, we don't want to use too much explosives and bring down the entire fucking building. I'm fairly sure you would both survive but it would suck pretty hard.

And examine the path before you bring in the jeep, we don't want it to get stuck in the floor or fall through the floor.
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No. 140701 ID: 1cf830

Speak the Qer-ish word for 'Friend' Failing that, as long as it you won't be putting your mode of transportation at significant risk, go ahead and see if you can pull it open with that. I don't like the idea of Kitty using her explosives, both because they could be useful in the future and because it might damage whatever's behind the door. If the car-kitty combo doesn't work or seems impractical, i'd suggest just fuckin' it. There's no real proof that there's anything you desire beyond here.
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No. 140709 ID: 632862

>>140681
Why don't you just focus your strength on yanking the bars? Break that mechanism, not the door.
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No. 140711 ID: bcf25c

>>140681

Not in all the seams. The door will only have one set of hinges-and possibly additional lock-on clamps mounting it to the wall-you need to find those first.

If you had a sufficiently long and strong lever (Such as a metal i-beam) attempting that might work as well.
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No. 140713 ID: 65a023
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140713

Kitty continues trying to soften up the door while I get the jeep. Getting through the front door isn't a problem, with a giant hole to drive through.

I checked the floor beforehand to make sure of where to drive. I manage to get across the museum all right.

We won't use the explosives unless it's necessary. This is a lot to go through for possibly nothing, but if nothing else, we can use what's in there to barter with later. There's a reason why looters infest places like this. It's extremely profitable.
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No. 140716 ID: 65a023
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140716

Kitty's had no luck while I was gone, so we chain the door. She signals ready.
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No. 140717 ID: 65a023
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140717

After a few minutes, we manage to pull the door free a bit. Something finally broke. The opening isn't big enough to get through, and we still can't pull it completely free.

Oddly, the air on the other side isn't stagnant. It's fresh. And the rumbling on the other side isn't mechanical. It's muffled enough to still be ambiguous.

Looks like we don't have much of an option. Kitty plants the explosives in the small opening we've created.
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No. 140720 ID: 65a023
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140720

"Listen, Kitty. I'm sorry if I bit your head off earlier."

>"Bit my...? Oh, you mean made me mad?"

"Yeah."

>"You didn't. Just giving you some space. Figured you need some time."

I'm not sure what she means, but I'll let it go.

>"I am running away from something. To be honest, Burns."

"Yeah?"

>"Guess we all are, in a way."

She continues working. I'm not going to press her. She's been surprisingly cooperative. I'd forgotten she'd taken me hostage.
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No. 140723 ID: 65a023
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140723

We set off the explosives as we huddle behind the jeep. They make an odd sound, like I've not heard before. More off-world technology. I'm glad Kitty's the one using them, and not me. The whole museum would be rubble.
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No. 140724 ID: 65a023
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140724

Shit. Looks like that did the trick. The hinges on the other side were blown off just enough for the whole door to erupt out.
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No. 140726 ID: 8ecfd4

>>140724
Cautiously go up to the opening. Check it out for any traps or odd things. If there isn't any then send in Kitty first. She has more experiance in dealing with odd shit and she is more capable of taking care of herself.
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No. 140727 ID: 1cf830

Well better hope that you don't run into a situation soon that's all "gee I wish I had some of that magic explosive stuff." Personally I would've seen if you could shout into the vault once it had been partially opened... if there's someone in there they'd probably realize it'd be better to NOT piss off the guests that'll inevitably get in.
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No. 140730 ID: 65a023
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140730

All right. Kitty takes point.

It doesn't take much time to see that there's no traps, no sentries or any other hostiles.

So that's where the wind and fresh air was coming from. I can finally make out the sound coming from the winding tunnel. It's a combination of sounds. One is indeed a machine of some kind. It winds up and dies down ever so often. The other, drowning it out, is water, rumbling somewhere far away.
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No. 140734 ID: bcf25c

>>140730

It looks like your gray hairs disappeared.

Try checking your fingers.
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No. 140756 ID: 65a023
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140756

We head down the stairwell, until we come to the source.

Looks like your orders weren't a complete waste of time, voices.
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No. 140757 ID: 3416ec

>>140756

Nice shades, by the way.
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No. 140760 ID: 65a023
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140760

Although I can't help but wonder, if I should have just stayed home.
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No. 140773 ID: e75a2f

Call shotgun, quickly.
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No. 140796 ID: 34470e

>>140773
If she calls shotgun first, call shotgun's lap.
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No. 140804 ID: 3416ec

>>140760

Keep your distance and make sure none of this craft's defenses are active.

We didn't come all this way to get blasted to tiny pieces by an auto-turret or something.
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No. 140810 ID: 1cf830

Why would he call shotgun? There are only two of them, so that means one of them drives and the other gets shotgun. And if you call shotgun, then, you're merely stating your unwillingness to drive.
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No. 140818 ID: 5a2e05

>>140810
Does he really wanna try his hand at driving that thing?
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No. 140866 ID: 7630d5

Fucking called it, it's a ship.
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No. 140936 ID: abd8f5

>>140818
At this point, Burns can't try much of a hand at anything!

Because... you know... hand... broken...

....Yeah, that wasn't too funny.
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No. 140942 ID: 3416ec

>>140936

I'll give you a B+ for effort.
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No. 140946 ID: 34470e

>>140936
That's sort of funny. Made me smirk.
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No. 141145 ID: 8ecfd4

>>140760
Ask her if she recognizes what it is and if she can drive it. Because I'm guessing you don't have any experiance with flying artifacts.

And that thing should make it easier to locate the scientist or any other people living in this city. Air recon is a wonderful tool.
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