Garret Redwick 2010/02/19(Fri)08:49 No. 135289 ID: 950529
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Alright! I'll just mosey over to miss Liz at the mad mansion and check on Mrs Wulfe after.

..Hm.

I ain't 'fraid of no ghosts.

Moar liek Commitment Level: None.

>>135294
OH SNAP

anyways, ==>

>>135289
┐(▰´ڡ`▰)┌ Chill man, knock on the door. Say you're back to finish the job when she answers.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/19(Fri)09:10 No. 135300 ID: 950529
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Yeah, a'ight.
I'm knocking when I notice the door is already slightly ajar, and it creaks open. It's pitch black inside.

RIGHT ABOUT NOW IT'S TIME TO ROCK WITH THE BIGGITY BUCK BUMBLE
RIGHTEOUSLY BUMP THAT DOOR OPEN TO THE BASS
Bump to the bump to the bump to the bass,
bump to the bump to the bump to the ghostdog.
Call out to Elizabeth.

>>135300
Hm. Well, this looks far more creepy than earlier. Uh, mosey on in and take a look around. Don't suppose you have any light sources?

>>135300
How pitch black are we talking? Something your eyes could adjust to after a couple minutes, or do we need to go scrounge up a flashlight?

>>135300
Well that is certainly fucking odd. Still go on in. Even if there are zombies and freaky lizard men in there you're still Garret. Master thief and master seducer, let's find the female ghost, have ghost sex and then take a gold candel holder as payment or something.

Enter.

Very cautiously, and very quietly, hum the ghostbusters theme.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/19(Fri)09:27 No. 135307 ID: 950529
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Dogs, I dunno. I'm no ghostbuster. I'm a girlfucker.
I can see a bit where there's windows, but otherwise it's as good as dipping your head in a vat of oil.

"Uhm.. Elizabeth? Are you here?"
>"Garth? How did you get in?"

Holy shit that made me a pee a little bit.

>>135307
"Elizabeth, thank god. The, uh, the door's just open. I just came to check on you, my other obligation ended a bit early."

>>135307
Tell her that the door was open and you were worried about her. So you came in to check up on her since you have some free time.

"Sorry for intruding, the door was open. I could maybe help you get that lock fixed up, along with a few other things around here."

>>135310
this

>>135307
"The door was left open. Could I taste your warmth as you've tasted mine? I have more time now for you."

Garret Redwick 2010/02/19(Fri)09:36 No. 135313 ID: 950529
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"I, uh- Sorry for intruding. I wanted to come check on you and found the door open. I could help you fix the lock and a few other things around here. Get the place cleaned up.
>"That's so sweet of you, Garth. But it's alright. I'm not afraid of burglars. Would you like to come in?"

>>135313
"Sure, I wouldn't mind talking with you for a while. Uh, don't suppose you have any lights? It's kinda dark in here, and I'd like to see you better."

If we're going to go through with this we might as well ask the blind lady to lead us by the hand. She'd know how to get around after all.

>>135313
Ask her if there's any jobs she needs a man to do for her.

>>135315
On second thought, the 'seeing you' thing is a bit of a dick thing to say, my brain is still half asleep. Uh, go with >>135316 but say something like "It is awfully dark in here, perhaps you could lead me and show me the way, my dear?"

>>135313

"It'd be a pleasure."

>>135313
Well follow the lovely lady. This is a mystery that you must sleuth, with your dick.

>Jizz stain on her dress
That's no ghost...

Ask her if she actually knows anyone in town - how does she get by?

Garret Redwick 2010/02/19(Fri)11:03 No. 135328 ID: 950529
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"It'd be my pleasure. Please, lead the way, Elizabeth."
I quickly step over and take her hand. She grabs it tightly and takes a moment just to feel it. I hear her breathing change slightly.
>"Just this way, Garth."

She leads me into a horribly dark room. I brush by several obstacles that I would have surely walked into if it wasn't for her guidance.
Finally she gently pulls me down onto a sofa next to her. She holds onto my hand, bringing it up to her lips and cold wet nose, and simply breathes against it in silence.

I have to clear my throat before I can speak again.
"Tell me, Elizabeth.. How do you get by? Do you know any one in town?"
I feel her shake her head.
>"The last to have visited me was lady Palmer, but she stopped coming ten years ago. I was afraid to go out of the house alone, so I simply sat in the tower and wept. Then one day I heard a knocking, and when I went to look I stubbed my toe on a basket with food and drinks. Now every week I place the empty basket outside, and it will be refilled the next day. But no one actually visits me.. Except you, Garth."
She rubs her nose into my hand.

See? Perfectly logical explanation. No ghosts here.

Although this does raise the question of who else is aware she's here. Curious.

>>135328
"That's so sad. You've been living by yourself for two years? Don't worry Elizabeth, I shall visit you and keep your company. I am curious about the basket, however. I wonder who could be leaving you provisions?"

Touch her face with your other hand, just to reassure her.

Maybe you should tell her most of the town doesn't even know she lives there.

>>135328
ask her why she stays alone in a house all by her lonesome?

>>135328

"The people around town say that nobody lives here. Almost makes you seem like...I dunno, a ghost, or something. Crazy, huh?"

>>135328
Tell her that you're there now. And you won't have to leave for another couple of hours. And that you will try to come over for visits when you have some free time.

>>135328
Ask her if she'd like to come with you outside to experience the outdoors.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/19(Fri)11:19 No. 135341 ID: 950529
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"Do you know that no one in town seems to know that you live here?"
>"But then who brings me food every week?"
"That's true.. Why do you stay inside, all by yourself?"
>"I'm scared to go out alone. I don't know how the streets look now.. I don't know what to expect.. I have not been outside since I was little."
"Well, I'm going to change that. I'm here for you now. I will visit you as much as I can, and I will help reunite you with the townsfolk. I'll let you live again, Elizabeth."
I gently stroke her cheek.
>"Garth.. Oh, Garth.. You make me feel so warm, warmer than I ever felt before."

>>135341
"would you like to feel the warmth of the sun as well?"

if it's still up that is..

>>135341
Give her a hug, she sounds like she could use one. "I'm glad to hear that, Elizabeth. Come, let me warm you more."

The sun's setting I think. It's past 6 o'clock.

So anyway... Offer to take her out for a walk.

SEX FIRST, WALK LATER.

Jeez you guys, don't ruin the mood.

>>135341
Give that girl the full warm loving treatment right now.

Someone think up a polite way to ask her age.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/19(Fri)11:46 No. 135353 ID: 950529
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"I'm glad to hear that."
I lean over and we share a tight intimate embrace. After a moment she turns her head for our lips to meet, and soon we are locked in another passionate kiss.

>>135353

Love her tenderly.

>>135353
Third nut for the day, with maybe one more later tonight... sure why not? You'll feel it tomorrow, but let's do it.

Grab a handful or two of ass and bite on her neck. She seems the most eager of the lot we've met, so that should get her in the right mood.

SirTen!!H3AwAzMwMw 2010/02/19(Fri)11:51 No. 135357 ID: a7a85a
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She's totally not stealing our life force to help her better emulate it herself.

Continue...

>>135353
Aww yeah, make her happy. Consider she could well be a virgin so go a little easy on her to start.

Just don't forget to strip down, man. Including that hat. Just be sure you make a pile so you can find it in the dark.

>>135359
She knew how to give a blowjob though.

>>135360

It's not exactly rocket science.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/19(Fri)12:21 No. 135366 ID: 950529
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I get down to business and begin running my hands down her body, subtly slipping the dress down her shoulder and up her hips. She moves onto my lap, holding me tight.
Well, now, I don't usually bite women, buuuut I guess since she's so eager I might. I can be a bit rough with her.
I give her a nib on her neck. She whines, and rubs her body against me eagerly. I take the oppertunity to get two hand fuls of ass and massage the hell out of 'em.

I'll strip when she's off me but fuck no, I'm not taking of my hat!

>>135366
Aww yeah. Okay, whisper "I want to feel your body against mine" while moving one of her hands to the hem of your shirt. That should give her the right idea, and you can strip off your pants at the same time if you guide her to shift back a bit after she gets your shirt off.

>>135366
Yes you should definitely keep the hat on. You should also totes keep your shirt on it looks a bit chilly. Be mindful of her needs, last time it was all about you!

Agreed there, the hat kicks ass. Removing it would only diminish the glory of this endeavor.

She's eager, but you've got plenty of time for this so no need to rush. Play with her 'til she begs, and then play some more. It's all about heightening the anticipation.

she needs cum 2 live, just like all ghosts

>>135372
I think we can dispense with the ghost idea, she isn't one... she just lives like one.

>>135376
Doesn't explain the gritty view. Some supernatural evil must be taking place nearby.

>>135378
It's just damn dark. When your eyes adjust to darkness it kinda gives a similar fuzzy look to things.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/19(Fri)12:57 No. 135384 ID: 950529
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Alright then, let's get to it. Rubbing and grabbing and a bit of kissing here and there. Yeah, this is coming along nicely.
Clothes come off, I push her onto the sofa aaaaanndd.. I do absolutely nothing else! Time for her to beg, right?

In three.. two.. one..
>"Let's do it.."

Oh yeah, I'm good.

>>135384

Let us know when you're done.

>>135384
J-J-J-JAM IT IN.

>>135384
NAAAAAAKEEEEEEDDDDDDDD

>>135385
Hey now we should see a little action out of this. The reaction of her body and all.

In this darkness? I doubt.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/19(Fri)13:16 No. 135393 ID: 950529
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Alright, time to jam it in. Man, it's wicked dark, but I guess this is how she experiences sex too. Just by touch and stuff.
"Alright."
I put her in a nice position and feel my way in through the darkness. She flinches.
>"..G.. Garth.. That.. That's the wrong.. wrong s-side.."

BUT IT FEELS SO RIGHT

>>135393
There is no such thing like a wrong side.

>>135393
Whoops. Move it up a bit chief. Also she seems to like the love-bites, you may want to do some more of them.

Dude I thought you were a pro what the fuck are you doing not cool man not fucking cool

>>135393
Looks like you were thinking about a different dogperson without the other hole Garth!!!!

ITS A TARP

>>135393
Oh hell. Is it in? If it's in, you'll have to wash up before you can stick it in the proper hole. You don't want to stick a dirty instrument into someone's body like that.

First, you're gonna have to apologize and explain that you can't see very well in here. Then if you're past the point of no return you'll have to ask if she wants to either continue, or stop so you can wash up.

>>135393
Uh... shit. Apologize and sub her cooch a bit to make her feel better. Offer to pull out but don't just yet, maybe she'll go for it as is.


...This WAS an accident, right?

Garret Redwick 2010/02/19(Fri)13:30 No. 135406 ID: 950529
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Of course it was an accident, man. It's just too dark here.
"Oh-- I- I'm sorry. I shall go wash off and we can continue."
>"Wait.. Garth, don't- Don't stop now."
"..Alright.."

Man, if I get shit on my dick I guess that's just a sacrifice that has to be made!

>>135406
Its ok, shes a ghost. They don't shit

>>135406
Anal is fine too. Gotta move super slow for a bit though, loosen her up, otherwise there will be pain.

>>135406
So she likes it, lucky us. Be sure to finger the front while plowing the rear.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/19(Fri)13:40 No. 135411 ID: 950529
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Alright, bros, I got this covered.

But I guess I'm gonna have to take another shower.

>>135411
Well after you tuck Liz in, just head back home and grab another shower, then check in on the lovely Mrs. Wulfe.

Gonna hafta soap dat dick like a muthafucker.

>>135413
>Gonna hafta soap dat dick like an assfucker.

I believe Ridder soaped his dick harder than a assfucker if you know I mean. He didn't even go all the way

Garret Redwick 2010/02/19(Fri)13:58 No. 135417 ID: 950529
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After pounding that ass Liz is pretty exhausted, so I lay with her for a while till she falls asleep.
Now I really want that goddamn shower.
I stumble out the mansion and drag myself back to my place. All that fucking is starting to get to me, like the soreness of a good work out.

I find Diane awake and wearing my shirt. She grabs me by the arm as soon as I come in and sniffs me intently.
>"Now you smell like sex again.. And another woman. You really are a slut, Garth.."

>>135417
ask her to shower with you

"They are jumping on me!"

"Guess that makes two of us."

>>135417
"Hey, never said I wasn't. Just turns out that my plans are... working out well. And I really need a shower. You could come with, if you want." Grin shamelessly.

>>135417
It was for a good cause!

Anyways you need to clean up and... what time is it? If we're gonna take care of wolfie lady we need to make sure we have time for everything else. And we need some booze for the bunny too.

...Are you up to two more poundings tonight Garth? Me might have to put off actually tapping the bunnygirl until a further date. If not, you'll be spending the night there guaranteed.

>>135417
"Uh... yeah, basically."

>>135418
>>135421
I really hope there isn't a furry version of the "wet dog smell".

(psst guys she said she doesn't want sloppy seconds.)

>>135425
Doesn't mean you can't flirt.

"Nice shirt."

"all the better to love you, my dear" fuck it let's bring topsy turvy red riding hood into this bitch

Garret Redwick 2010/02/19(Fri)14:14 No. 135431 ID: 950529
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I grin shamelessly.
"Hey, never said I wasn't. Just turns out that my plans are... working out well. And I really need a shower. You could come with, if you want."
>"No, you're disgusting."
She sighs and turns around.
>"I'm going home. Go have your shower."

>>135425
We let her linger too long, damn. Don't let her go like this... maybe give her a hug and say something to make her feel like she's worth something and fucking apologize for taking so long. Maybe tell her about the dog girl you met, how lonely she was and how you made her feel better.

>>135431
"Hey, you don't need to be like that." Put a hand on the side of her shoulder, gently. "Look, I'm sorry nothing happened today, but you were drunk and other things snuck up on me. I couldn't take advantage of that, it wouldn't feel right. You're still a damn attractive lady, and I don't wanna see you walk away pissed. Lemme make it up to you, just name the time."

>>135436

>>135436
Right. You need to stress that you are trying to make girls happy not, just use them. And you want to make her happy too. Come on man you need to be smooth here, especially since she knows what you're up to out here.

>>135436
or offer to eat her out.

>>135431
"Are you sure you're ready to be back with your husband? I don't mean to rush you out of here with how generous I am with my love."

>>135431
She's pretty cute when she pouts like that.

I guess she was really looking forward to you coming back.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/19(Fri)14:43 No. 135442 ID: 950529
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"Come on, Diane.. Don't leave like that. I'm sorry nothing happened. You are just so special, and I want to make sure our time together is memorable, so I didn't want to take advantage of you.. Come on~ Tell me how I can make it up to you."
>"..Hmr.. I want you to spend an entire day on me and none of your other girlfriends. Yeah.. Take me to the city."
"Deal. I'll prepare the most special day, just for you. I'll make sure you feel like the most important woman in the world."
>"..G-good. You better.."
"Now are you sure you want to go already? I don't mean to rush you out. Please stay as long as you like."
>"No, Marcus is probably worried or something. I need to get back.. But I better see you show up soon!"
"Of course, Diane~ You can count on me."

>>135442
LIKE A BAWSS. Alright, see her out (to be more of a gentleman, after all) and then grab your shower. Then check the time.

>>135442
"Tomorrow is straight out I'm afraid because I'll need time to prepare your special day~"

The day after tomorrow. If she asks why tell her you need to prepare.

>>135442
Well that works out well. And you only have to worry about getting it up four times today. You don't want to drill so hard you can't get it up.

See if you can't give her a quick kiss before she leaves.

Not to mention getting money for it.

>>135444

Plus he'll need some source of funds if he's going to treat her to a day out. Fifteen bucks probably isn't going to cut it, yo.

A kiss? So SHE ends smelling like sex on her cheek?
Thats such a great idea >:/

>>135451
A peck wouldn't do that, and he shouldn't have much stink there anyway. If we was going to leave a smell behind he'd have to cockslap her.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/19(Fri)15:09 No. 135454 ID: 950529
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Oh man I dunno, I can probably get it up again tonight, but like, it'd take a while before I can ejaculate, which is good but not when my muscles are ALSO tired, so it'd just be slow boring sex that drags on. But man, we'll see how it goes.

Oh fuck, yeah, the money thing. Shit. Better get to work on that soon.
"Give me a few days to prepare and I'll make you a queen."
I lift her chin to give her a big smoochy smooch. She sighs.
>"Don't make me wait too long."
"Certainly not, your majesty."

Alright, bitch is kissed, gotta shower, then what.
I'm guessing it's like, what... 8 PM? I'll have to get to cleaning soon and I still dont have booze to bring to the welcoming party at 10.

>>135454
Quick shower, find some cheap wine, do your cleaning, and then get your mack on.

>>135454
Super power moonwalk to store, Buy booze, nap then go to party

>>135454

You're working at a bar. See if you can talk Max into "loaning" you some booze for the evening, maybe? If it comes to it you've got fifteen bucks, which should get you a drink of some description. Easy come, easy go.

Just look at tonight's meetup as laying the groundwork for future advancement of your quest. Play it cool, spread a little charm around, have fun flirting, nothin' serious.

I bet Max would know what drink his sister likes, let's talk to him about it and see what he suggests and where to get it.

>>135454
Ask Max if you can buy some drinks off him, or where you can get some at this time of night. Is the General Store still open?

Garret Redwick 2010/02/19(Fri)15:49 No. 135478 ID: 950529
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"Hey, Max, I've been invited to your sister's place for a little welcoming party, and I was asked to bring something to drink. Do you know what your sister likes?"
>"Hmmmm- Pina Colada mixed with pineapple juice is her favorite. But I think Pina Colada is pretty popular with the other girls living there too."
"Awesome. Any chance I could buy some from you?"
>"Oh sure thing. I can get 'em tax-free cos' I run this place. I would give 'em for free, but we're not making that much profit. Small town!"
"I really appreciate it anyway, thanks. How much for a bottle?"
>"Just ten bucks. Did you make that much yet today?"

>>135478
Pay him tenbux and give him a smooch on the cheek.

>>135480
This. So very this.

>>135480
Second. It might net you a discount!
Also go take a shower.

>>135480

>>135480
This, just because the look on your face would be hilarious.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/19(Fri)16:20 No. 135491 ID: 950529
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UGH FINE
"Only just, but I got. Thank you, Max."
I give him a smooch on the head.
"You're adorable."
>".... ... Oh-- Uh-- Well, why don't you just pay me when you got a stable amount. Just, uhm, just grab it from behind the counter. Ha.. Uh- Have fun."

Oh Max. You so silly sometimes. :3

Grab it and thank him. Flirtingly.

Taking this much advantage of him would be uncivilized.
Grab the bottle anyway. >:3

>>135491
Fuck yes.

Now have a quick nap so you can rest up and moonwalk to her house

Garret Redwick 2010/02/19(Fri)16:44 No. 135502 ID: 950529
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Pina Colada grabbed.

Party time.

Damn it man, don't you realize the favors that adorable little bunnylad might give you if you were to sleep with him? If you think about it, you just got $10 for something as small as a kiss on the head. Think of the advantages you could have for your overall quest. It's a small sacrifice to make.

>>135502
inb4 every girl you banged/are interested in is there.

>>135503
Garth may be a slut but he's not a whore.

>>135503
First off, he's just having him pay it later.

Secondly, NO.

>>135506
He kissed Max just because he wanted to is what I'm saying. He was totally into it.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/19(Fri)17:00 No. 135512 ID: 950529
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True that, dog, I ain't a whore. I fuck for the fucking.

I knock on the door and that girl from before opens up.
>"Hey, you're a bit early, huh?"
"Just didn't want to keep you ladies waiting. I brought a drink."
>"Pina Colada? Nice!"
>"PINA COLADA?! Aw yeah! Come in, dude!"

Try to not mention tits every sentence this time.

>>135512
"'EY TOOTS AND TOOTS SHOW ME IN SO I CAN MEET THE OTHER TOOTSES"

>>135512
score

>>135512

I said come in! Don't just stand there!

The bearchick is gonna be there, I know it.

>>135523
I can feel it too, you are not alone

>>135524

Brace for awkward conversations.

>>135523
>>135524
>>135525
I sorta doubt she's the social type.

Anyways we're just going to be nice and all that, someone a girl can crush on but no overt flirting on anyone else.

>>135527
Max's sister is that girl. We need to bang a bunny.

I thought the devil was exhausted. He'd be only able to do slow boring motions and shit. No, that bunny be so fine you gotta give her the ride of he goddamn life.

>>135534
Itty bitty bunny butt and BIG FAT CAT TATS. We want to get both, at once if possible. Just not tonight.

>>135536
We have to get her to at least like us, because she is the only race left that needs to be banged. We pretty much have banging dates set up with everyone else so it's only a matter of time.

>>135540
We could always do Max~

Garret Redwick 2010/02/19(Fri)17:52 No. 135556 ID: 950529
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Yeah, really, I can take tonight as a way to get them to like me and form the ability to start conversations with them. I'll proceed to fuck them one by one.


"'Ey tits and tit-- Uh, toots and tit- toots, show me in so I can meet the other tits- toots. Tits. Boobs. Toots! Toot toot! Tootses!"
>"Right on, dude!"
I go inside to meet the girlcrew, to which Samantha introduces me.
>"Everyone, this is Garth. He just moved in. Garth, I'm Samantha! Nice to meet you, dude. I play guitar and I'm the lead vocalist. That's Michelle, she does the keyboard. You already met Elaine, she's drums, and that's Jill, on bass. Together we're River Of Pain!"
>"Hey, dude."
>"Rock on."

>>135556

Smooth, Garth. 9_9

>>135556
I am a bassist.

Therefore, you must fuck the bassist, for me Garth.

Do it for me.

>>135556

"What kind of music do you play?"

What is Emobadger doing with her fingers?

>>135556
Hahaha yessss River of Pain. Okay Garth, be awesome.

"Sweet name. Well, I brought us some pina colada, so let's get this party started."

>>135564

Looks like she's throwing up the horns there, bro. Obviously a Texas U. fan.

HOOK 'EM HORNS!

>>135556
'River Of Pain'?

...maaaaaan, try to avoid the music. Especially from the one on the centre-left (is she a she, anyway?)

Well...maybe it won't be so bad but with a name like that, it doesn't sound promising.

>>135566
Yeah, but it's like she's crossing her middle and ring fingers. Which you don't do when you throw up the horns.

>>135571
I think the weirdo glove makes it look strange.

>Smooth, Garth. 9_9
They seemed amused bra it. Tit's probably for the breast.

>>135556
Seeing as how the bassist is the only one you haven't met yet, so try and chat her up a little when you have the chance. But first, rocking party time.

>>135585

I highly boob that. Nipples won't come breast areolas titties melons sweater kittens ho-hos bosoms coconuts chesticles.

Wait what was I saying.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/19(Fri)18:20 No. 135597 ID: 950529
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"Sweet name. Well, I brought us some pina colada, so let's get this party started."
>"Aw yeeaahh! You guys go put on some music and snacks upstairs. I'm getting the juice and cups and shit for the drinks. Give me a hand, bro."

I help Samantha carry the cups, several kinds of juices, and the pina colada up two sets of sets, onto the attic. It's led by festive lights and there's these giant pillows and man it looks awesome. Theyre just kind of slumped out on the pillows, but Elaine is trying to push Jill away from her pillow as she protests inaudibly.

Anon44!g3dQKtkgxk 2010/02/19(Fri)18:22 No. 135599 ID: 3416ec
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>>135597

>>135597
This... is the most beautiful thing ever. Ever. You, sir, have hit fucking gold diamonds.

Alright, ask who wants drinks and be the awesome man and mix them chicks some drinks.

>>135597

Take a seat and grab a drink. Time to max and relax.

>>135603

You forgot "chillax."

Garret Redwick 2010/02/19(Fri)18:57 No. 135619 ID: 950529
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I take a seat with them, but everyone just pours their own drinks. After some pushing and shoving everyone chillaxes in their own spot.
>"So, dudes, this is Garth's welcoming party."
>"Man, we should play a game or something."
>"Like what? Truth or Dare? Spin The Bottle?"
>"What-- Are you still in high school?"
>"Man, I'm not kissing you. What about telling ghost stories?"
>"What-- Are you still in grade school?"
>"Haha, shut up, don't you have an idea?"
>"Why don't you tell us embarrassing stories."
>"Haha, shut up!"

>>135619
So, uh...who's saying what?

>>135621

I don't think it matters.

Garth, tell an embarrassing story! It will liven up the atmosphere!

KARAOKE

Oh finally we can get some goddamn past out of Garth. GO ahead man, tell an embarrassing story. Or you could suggest getting piss drunk and let the conversations go from there.

It's too bad we just can't dance man.

>>135619
>Spin the bottle
Tempting, but let's not push our luck. For now. Maybe after we empty the pina colada.

Ask them how they got together.

Truth or Dare. It will get so awkward so fast.

Start singing bars of that 'Love Shack' song and see how they react.

>>135619
"How about dirty jokes?"

Strip poker.

>>135634
Or we can make a strip game based on spin the bottle.

We can call it Spina Colada

>>135619

"How 'bout a drinking game?"

Garret Redwick 2010/02/19(Fri)19:25 No. 135654 ID: 950529
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Man, I'll just spill an embarrassing story, and see where they take it. It's kinda like Truth or Dare, only without the Dare part.
There's just not enough sexual tension between the girls to justify stripping or kissing or drunk make-outs.

"Welp, since I'm new I'll start. It was with my first girlfriend, we had spend the entire day walking through heat and shit and I didn't drink enough. So that night we started making out and everyone was going perfect, until I just blacked out for a moment and almost collapsed. So I lie down and I'm like 'Damn, I'm going to faint.', and she was like 'Okay.' and turned around and went to sleep. She was so pissed."
>Michelle: "No way-- How could you pass out in that situation?"
>Elaine: "Seriously!"
>Jill: "And that's why good boys always take in enough fluids."
>Samantha: "That's crazy, dude. Did she dump your ass?"
"Yeah, but for different reasons."
>Michelle: "Alright, your turn, Sam."
>Samantha: "Dog, you know I don't have any embarrassing stories. You go ahead."
>Elaine: "No, come on, Sam! You suggested we play a game."
>Samantha: "Man, this isn't a game.. But fine- Let's see, uh.. So this was when Max was just about to go gay, checking out dudes and stuff, so we got along real well, but then I kind of forgot he was a dude so I walked around nude and shit, and he got all flustered. It was pretty ridiculious."
>Jill: "..What.."
>Samantha: "Yeah, he also caught me shlicking once."

Everyone falls into a bit of an awkward silence.

>>135654


Quick! Break the silence with a zinger!

please just die already.

>>135654
If you have sunglasses, use them for this.

"Well, I guess Max walked in on a... slippery situation."

Horrible pun delivered, grin at Elaine. "Alright, Sam shared, your go."

>>135619
Tell them about the lonely ghost that lures men into it's mansion.

>>135659
NO
Seriously man

>>135661
Oh come on it's a common enough tale. Hell it's pretty much a more grown up variant I used to tell as a kid. There is always a scary odd house around.

>>135654

"...Nice..."

Brofist samantha

Bring up something completely random:

"Did you know that a duck's quack doesn't make an echo?"

>>135678
No, that would just wreak the mood.

Suggestion 2010/02/19(Fri)19:50 No. 135685 ID: 710bf8
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>>135658

>>135658
This, then ask what happened next, cause that's totally not a omplete story.

>>135654
Alright, friend of mine gave me this one for killing the awkward silence. Smirk for a bit, really obviously, and then start and go "Oh shit did I just say that out loud?" When they ask "Say what?" you go "Oh thank god that would have been horribly inappropriate AAAAAANYWAY so Elaine, how about your embarrassing story?" and roll from there.

>>135654
"So... could we get a demonstration of what Max walked in on?

"I'm joking, of course. But, on a more serious note, that's definitely not a complete story, what happened next?"


Honestly, this probably falls under the category of, "sounds better in my head," but if anyone could pull it off, it would be Garth.

>>135685

Hare today, gay tomorrow, right guys?
How is Max like a Q-tip?
They both have cotton tails and get inserted into men.

Say something like "That's pretty embarrassing. One time my mom walked in on me jerking off and I couldn't look her in the eye for weeks."

>>135866
"...She eventually got better. I gotta say, that was damn good aim on my part!"
zing

Seriously though, you should point out that was an embarrassing story, which was the entire point here, and so far Sam is winning. Encouraging the others to give up equally juicy bits, you see.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/20(Sat)07:11 No. 135925 ID: 950529
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Man, this is a difficult situation, no doubt.

"..Welp, sounds like Sam is winning this game."
It gets a chuckle from everyone. The mood lightens.
"Man, how did Max feel about that?"
>Jill: "I think it's what got him gay, dude."
Now everyone really laughs.
>Elaine: "Just masturbate with your pants on, girl, and no one has to be any wiser."
>Jill: "Just say you were 'scratching an itch'."
More laughs are had.
>Sam: "Alright, guys, me 'n Gar had our turns. You go."
I give Elaine a play smile to encourage her.
>Elaine: "Okay, I got one. When I moved her I got my dad to help me get my stuff together. So he's trying to secure everything on the top of the roof when I go back inside to get some stuff. When I came back out I saw he tied everything up with my Japanese bondage rope."
Gasps and amused groans sound.
>Elaine: "I still dunno how he got it, and if he saw my other toys I kept in the same suitcase."
Numerous 'oh man's are uttered all around.
>Michelle: "Man, I remember finding your handcuffs."
>Elaine: "And you still haven't returned 'em!"
>Michelle: "Nah, I keep 'em on my HIM shrine. It looks cool."
>Elaine: "Go buy your own, you thief~ Hey, why don't you tell an embarrassing story?"
>Michelle: "Because I'm all virgin, man. I only have creepy stories to tell."

>>135925
>virgin
Haha, really? Um... try not to show surprise.

That doesn't mean nothing embarrassing happened to her, it doesn't have to be dirty.

>>135925
"Now that's already pretty embarrassing."

"Now, thats pretty embarrassing, but doesn't means nothing embarrassing ever happened. Just means it wasn't a sexual one."

Saying that virginity's embarrassing probably isn't going to score you any points, bearing in mind that this isn't the highschool football team. Just point out that the embarrassing story doesn't have to be sexual, it can be anything. Messing up at work, drinking too much at a party, whatever.

SAY YOU'RE A VIRGIN
GET THE GIRLS TO FEEL SORRY FOR YOU
GET A 5 WAY

>>135932
None of them would buy it. At all.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/20(Sat)08:04 No. 135934 ID: 950529
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"Hey man, I'm a virgin too, and I had embarrassing stories to tell."
>Elaine: "What? No way."
>Jill: "I figured you were, like, way experienced."
>Samantha: "Haha, dude, why don't you two help eachother out?"
>Michelle: "Haha, man, very nice how you doubt his virginity but mine is accepted right away."
>Elaine: "Come on, Mickey, dressing like that is kind of like you're chasing men away on purpose."
>Michelle: "What if I am? Ain't like sex is so important."

Tell her that it doesn't have to be sexual. There are lots of embaressing things that can happen. Like insulting economists with crude jokes and the second after finding out that their parents are econmists. That one has happened more than once.

>Samantha: "Haha, dude, why don't you two help eachother out?"
FIVEWAY

>>135934
>I'm a virgin too
You're SUCH a douche. God. And after that story about your first gf I don't see how they wouldn't doubt it. It's easier to get away when the important lies when you're otherwise truthful.

Well if you get called on it, just say you were trying to take the pressure off Michelle.

Ask could her why she's a virgin, or any times she almost wasn't anymore, that's probably embarrassing enough. Just hope they don't ask the same of you.

>>135934
Seems like she is not interested in talking about it. Give her some space and let the doggie girl tell her story.

>>135934

>"Hey man, I'm a virgin too, and I had embarrassing stories to tell."

You ARE going to hell. You know that, right?

Garret Redwick 2010/02/20(Sat)08:43 No. 135944 ID: 950529
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Man, I know better to know there's no silly hell waiting for people who fuck a lot.
Alright, I'll try to make her tell something but if she refuses Ill just pass her, I mean, dont want her to feel bad.
So.
"Man, I bet there's a wicked embarrassing situation behind such a statement."
>Michelle: "Nah, man. Like I said, I'm clean as a whistle."
"Haha, fine, fine~ How about you, Jill?"
>Jill: "Oh god, I don't know. I guess there was this time me and my boyfriend were getting it on and my stomach just began roaring like crazy."
Laughs all around.
>Jill: "I was so hungry."
>Samantha: "Did he give you a 'meal'?"
>Elaine: "Oh gross!"
>Jill: "Haha, nah, he went to make me some breakfast and brought it to me on the bed."
>Samantha: "Awwww, how sweet."
>Michelle: "You should bring him over again some time."
>Jill: "Eh, he can't stand the country air. I'm visiting him again this weekend."
>Samantha: "Leaving all the loners behind!"

She offers me a comforting smile.

>>135944
Offer up a story even more embarrassing than Samantha's, you have to win this game.

>>135944
Well embaressing stories and lies have been told. Do they seem drunk enough yet for boardgames?

>>135944
Well, there's one pooch we can't screw. She's got a boyfriend.
Unless of course, we don't care about that.

>>135947
I don't think so, but they should be bored enough for drinking games.

...zing

>>135950
threesome?

>>135950
>pooch
That brings up a question, is she just a dog girl with makeup, or is she a badger or something.

uh... who's who again?

>>135944

>Man, I know better to know there's no silly hell waiting for people who fuck a lot.

I.

You.

What.

Casual conversation, I guess.

ask them what's up with the love shack written on the wall

>>135960
Samantha = bunny
Michelle = goth dog
Elaine = big cat
Jill = other dog

>>135962
IT'S A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER

gossip time! girls love to gossip, try to fish some information on the town-folks, can be useful afterwards

>>135957
She's a wolf.

>>135942


Even if there was a hell and he was going to it he'd just have a new quest.

Fuck a demon girl of every kind.

I thought she was a Bull Terrier.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/20(Sat)11:13 No. 135979 ID: 950529
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Aint that hard, bros. Bunnybitch is Sam, dogbitch is Jill, catbitch is Elaine, wolfbitch is Mick.

Now I dunno if being real eager to tell embarrassing stories is really that appropiate. I also have no idea how to fish for gossip. How the hell do you fish for gossip?

"So what's up with 'Love Shack' on the wall?"
>Samantha: "This is our little Love Shack, dude. A lil' ol' place where we can get together. We just hang out in here when we get the chance. You're the first dude to come here, apart from Max."
>Jill: "And we all know Max is really a girl."
>Michelle: "We aughta put up a sign that say 'No boys allowed'."
>Elaine: "Hey, Garth! Show us your dick or g-t-f-o!"
Moderate laughs all around. All eyes focus on me, awaiting my no-doubt brillaint response.

>>135979
"I don't know if you girls can handle it."

>>135979
Are they drunk enough for you to do it? Oh what the hell, fuck it. Whip out your dick and slam it down onto the table and tell them "There it is!" that should impress them. Or atleast some of them.

>>135979
Thank them for a wonderful evening, and politely get up and excuse yourself.

>>135979
Don't leave them "hanging," show them what we- I mean... they want

That's a paradox. If you've got no dick to show, then you fit the no boys allowed rule. But they'll kick you out anyway.

>>135979
"Hey now, if you want that you'll have to work for it. How about a game of strip poker?"
And then show them your dick before they can respond.

>>135979
"Yeah well... If you want it, come get it."

But try to be at least a little shy about it. Virgin, remember?

"I think it's gonna take a lot more booze before that starts happening."

Take a big swig.

>>135979
1. Start to unzip.
2. Grin mischievously.
3. After that, play it by ear depending on their reactions.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/20(Sat)11:33 No. 135994 ID: 950529
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"Yeah well... If you want it, come get it. I won't resist."

There's a silence.

"Yeah, I thought so~"
They laugh.
>Jill: "Sexual tension just went up twenty percent, captain!"
>Samantha: "Can you imagine how lame this would be if we were a bunch of dudes and Garth was a chick?"
>Elaine: "I dunno, girl, I think Garth enjoys the attention."
>Jill: "Captain! Sexual tension is reaching critical mass!"
>Michelle: "God, you guys are terrible, man. Why don't you just jump him and get it over with."
>Jill: "We need to evacuate the ship~!"

>>135994
My favorite words...

"I'm waiting." say it as expectantly as possible.

>>135994
"Am I about to be date raped?"

>>135994
"Do you guys mind if I take off my shirt?"

>>135994
Go with what Sam mentioned, ponder what sort of guys they would be. Don't invent a whole scenario, let them make up stuff about what they and you would be like and what would happen.

"Do you girls invite every new guy here to take take advantage of them or is it just me?"

Garret Redwick 2010/02/20(Sat)11:51 No. 136002 ID: 950529
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"Am I about to be dateraped?"
Pleased laughs all around.
"I'm waiting."
More laughs, but with a bit of an edge to them.
>Jill: "So that's what you're into, huh? You're a sub!"
>Elaine: "Awww, that's too bad."
>Samantha: "Dudes, what would that be like, though? Gangraping a dude. I'd guess it'd be pretty unsatisfying."
>Michelle: "I guess you just have to get off at their resistance rather than the actual sex."

>>136002

D:

>>136002
"Well you could find out if you gangraped me right now."

>>136002
"I think it would be moreso getting off on the fact of being able to tell someone what you want them to do to you...and then them doing it. Bonus points if they're a switch. Y'know, you ask them to start eating you out...then it just snowballs from there and before you know it you're squished up against a wall and getting the screw of your life.

But uh. That's just a guess."

>>136002
"To be honest I have no idea how it would work. But it reminds me of this story I heard about a female russian hairdresser who chained up a mugger and raped him for months before he could get away."

>>136002
way to be totally not creepy dude. you're blowing it harder than Max.

>>136002
"still waiting"

>>136002
>sub
You have no idea, MR VIRGIN, but you suppose you could see the appeal either way.

Theorize why someone might get off on sub or dom or whatever. Tangent into the issue of what their kinks are.

You could play off being flirty as the reason you don't actually get any, and explain away any awkward come-ons you need to.

This conversation quickly plummeted into creepy/awkward -ville.

You really need to do damage control here. You could maybe still get with the other girls but you're losing tit kitty big time. Go nice-but-awkward guy NOW.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/20(Sat)12:13 No. 136013 ID: 950529
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"I'm guessing it'd be more of a control thing, yeah. The whole dom-sub thing is pretty mysterious."
>Samantha: "I'd like to try being fully dominant some time. Just to see what it's like."
>Elaine: "I'm all sub and happy with it. It's my thing."
>Jill: "I guess I'm just not very kinky. Me and my boy 'share the duties'. Nothing dom/sub about us."
>Michelle: "Eugh, you guys need to get laid or masturbate, man."
>Elaine: "We're just not that practised in shlicking like you, Mickey!"
>Michelle: "Oh, sh-shut up, man."

>>136013
"Well if you're alone you have to take care of that part yourself right."

>>136013
"still waiting"

Ask about why kitty is... scared of sex, perhaps? It's not like she couldn't have anyone she wanted.

All right, tell them to chill out. She looks like she's gotten a little hurt about that comment.

I think the best thing is to be just like one of the group. Focusing the whole conversation around yourself and sex is probably not the best way.
Would it be hard to change the conversation without forcing another topic? Maybe someone else will change the topic if we just relax.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/20(Sat)12:34 No. 136020 ID: 950529
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A'ight, bros, I'll try to lay low and just roll with it.

"Well, that's how us loners have to take care of ourselves."
>Elaine: "Yeeeah, that's true. We're the pathetic ones here, talking about sex like it's a drug."
>Samantha: "But if it comes down to it I'm sure Garth will help us out. Right, Garth?"
>Jill: "Hey, not me."

>>136020
"What true gentleman would say no to a lady in need?"

>>136020

"You bet your pretty little ass I will."

You can try to diffuse the situation by just saying. "I guess" or something. You don't want to act like a player by saying anything to cheesy.

>>136020
"Heh I dunno... I'd like to make any nice girl happy but all I can seem to do is just flirting until I go to far and say something stupid. But you've noticed that by now I suppose."

>>136020
"Of course. I want to be sure all my friends are happy."

>>136025
Garth is so full of shit by now, why not.

>>136027
This is the only story I can see where he make believable the way he was acting to the girls earlier with how he's acting now and supposedly being a virgin.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/20(Sat)12:59 No. 136030 ID: 950529
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Act insecure to enforce virginity. Check.
"I.. I, uh.. Well, I-I can't deny a lady in need."


There's a bit of a silence.


>Jill: "Captain, we're doomed~"
>Samantha: "Oh shut up! Don't you have to go call your boyfriend or something?"
>Jill: "Oh yeah, I guess I do."
>Elaine: "Ah, I gotta get up early tomorrow so I better get going too. But it's good to know what to do in an emergency, Garth~"
>Michelle: "Don't worry, Garth, man. They got big mouths but they're pretty innocent."

>>136030
"Still waiting."

>>136030
...You have a real talent, you know that? Apologize for the awkward flirting, either before they split up or just to Michelle.

>>136030
Tell Michelle that it's ok. They're just having a bit of fun. Since it seems like they're starting to break up the party offer to help clean up.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/20(Sat)13:30 No. 136038 ID: 950529
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"It's alright. They're just having fun."
Everyone begins getting up, so I do too.
"Shall I help clean up?"
>Samantha: "Yeah, help me get the cups and stuff downstairs to the kitchen, dude."
>Michelle: "I'm going to continue working on the next demo. It was nice meeting you, Garth-man."
>Elaine: "Yeah, drop by again some time."
>Jill: "What they said. You're a bro."
"The same to all of you. I'll gladly drop by again."

I follow Samantha down two stairs to the kitchen, where we stack everything in the sink. It looks like they don't do the dishes that often.
>"So, dude.. Are you really a virgin, or were you just trying to make Michelle feel alright?"

>>136038
"You got me. It's the latter."

>>136038
COMMIT TO YOUR LIES, MAN!

>>136038

"I didn't want her to feel like the black sheep."

>>136038
Be honest here, and say it was for that exact reason. And that you say stupid stuff before thinking it through. Because you do.

>>136038
Be honest here. That lie will be pretty transparent anyway in a few days.

Seriously though, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN MAKE THAT UP. Is it supposed to work to your advantage somehow?

I'd say go ahead and spill the beans since she's evidently not fully bought it.

You could also say that you didn't really want to get your sex life pried into if they knew you had one.

>>136038

Might as well admit to the truth, and add that you didn't want Michelle to feel uncomfortable. That way you were being considerate of her feelings, rather than just being a liar.

>>136038
You gotta be honest here... or you ain't gettin nothing...

Plus, you got laid thrice... in a day... Your lie is gonna be hard to keep in bed.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/20(Sat)14:07 No. 136054 ID: 950529
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"Yeah, alright. I didn't want Michelle to feel uncomfortable. Sorry for being dishonest."
>"It's fine, I think the others caught onto it too. But I just wanted to make sure..."
I suddenly feel rough callus tipped fingers scratch along my side towards my nipples.
>"..that I needn't feel bad for what I'm about to do."

Wait what
Wait


what

Come clean but ask her not to tell anyone else, otherwise it destroys your attempt to make Michelle not feel singled out.

Not to mention it's still a good tactic to ease Michelle into the sack.

What an interesting development.

>>136054
Looks like you're not the only one who wants some action. You had better not disappoint the lady. When you're done she had better be satisfied and only think about you for masturbation for the coming month.

>>136054
>"I'd like to try being fully dominant some time. Just to see what it's like."
Lucky you. As long as titty kitty doesn't walk in.

>>136054
Inform Samantha that this behavior is most unbecoming of a lady, and make your way to the door.

>>136054
Oh YEAH! Let her lead, this is going better than expected. You have no problem letting the girl lead, right Garthman?

>>136059
>Inform Samantha that this behavior is most unbecoming of a lady
and you love it

>>136054

Play along, but keep up the role. Act flustered, shy and submissive. Let her take the lead and see where this goes.