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135288 No. 135288 ID: 950529

Garret "Garth" Redwick has come to Funkytown to make a new start in life. His goal? Fuck one female of each of the furred species present. With his endeavours successful so far /quest/ fears something bad may be around the corner, or that supernatural forces may be involved!

Wiki and links to previous threads: http://www1.tgchan.org/wiki/Valley_of_Love
Tags: flirting, dating, sexing, loving, hating, playing

Commitment Level: Minimum/Average. It is required to have read previous threads, but no attention to detail is needed to get involved.
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No. 135289 ID: 950529
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135289

Alright! I'll just mosey over to miss Liz at the mad mansion and check on Mrs Wulfe after.

..Hm.
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No. 135291 ID: d97d76

I ain't 'fraid of no ghosts.
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No. 135294 ID: 6bb4da

Moar liek Commitment Level: None.
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No. 135295 ID: 2dd482

>>135294
OH SNAP

anyways, ==>
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No. 135297 ID: 8ce2bf

>>135289
┐(▰´ڡ`▰)┌ Chill man, knock on the door. Say you're back to finish the job when she answers.
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No. 135300 ID: 950529
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135300

Yeah, a'ight.
I'm knocking when I notice the door is already slightly ajar, and it creaks open. It's pitch black inside.
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No. 135301 ID: 8ce2bf

RIGHT ABOUT NOW IT'S TIME TO ROCK WITH THE BIGGITY BUCK BUMBLE
RIGHTEOUSLY BUMP THAT DOOR OPEN TO THE BASS
Bump to the bump to the bump to the bass,
bump to the bump to the bump to the ghostdog.
Call out to Elizabeth.
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No. 135302 ID: 154253

>>135300
Hm. Well, this looks far more creepy than earlier. Uh, mosey on in and take a look around. Don't suppose you have any light sources?
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No. 135303 ID: d97d76

>>135300
How pitch black are we talking? Something your eyes could adjust to after a couple minutes, or do we need to go scrounge up a flashlight?
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No. 135305 ID: 8ecfd4

>>135300
Well that is certainly fucking odd. Still go on in. Even if there are zombies and freaky lizard men in there you're still Garret. Master thief and master seducer, let's find the female ghost, have ghost sex and then take a gold candel holder as payment or something.
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No. 135306 ID: cfad4e

Enter.

Very cautiously, and very quietly, hum the ghostbusters theme.
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No. 135307 ID: 950529
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135307

Dogs, I dunno. I'm no ghostbuster. I'm a girlfucker.
I can see a bit where there's windows, but otherwise it's as good as dipping your head in a vat of oil.

"Uhm.. Elizabeth? Are you here?"
>"Garth? How did you get in?"

Holy shit that made me a pee a little bit.
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No. 135308 ID: 154253

>>135307
"Elizabeth, thank god. The, uh, the door's just open. I just came to check on you, my other obligation ended a bit early."
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No. 135309 ID: 8ecfd4

>>135307
Tell her that the door was open and you were worried about her. So you came in to check up on her since you have some free time.
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No. 135310 ID: d97d76

"Sorry for intruding, the door was open. I could maybe help you get that lock fixed up, along with a few other things around here."
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No. 135311 ID: cfad4e

>>135310
this
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No. 135312 ID: 8ce2bf

>>135307
"The door was left open. Could I taste your warmth as you've tasted mine? I have more time now for you."
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No. 135313 ID: 950529
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135313

"I, uh- Sorry for intruding. I wanted to come check on you and found the door open. I could help you fix the lock and a few other things around here. Get the place cleaned up.
>"That's so sweet of you, Garth. But it's alright. I'm not afraid of burglars. Would you like to come in?"
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No. 135315 ID: 154253

>>135313
"Sure, I wouldn't mind talking with you for a while. Uh, don't suppose you have any lights? It's kinda dark in here, and I'd like to see you better."
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No. 135316 ID: d97d76

If we're going to go through with this we might as well ask the blind lady to lead us by the hand. She'd know how to get around after all.
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No. 135319 ID: 8ce2bf

>>135313
Ask her if there's any jobs she needs a man to do for her.
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No. 135322 ID: 154253

>>135315
On second thought, the 'seeing you' thing is a bit of a dick thing to say, my brain is still half asleep. Uh, go with >>135316 but say something like "It is awfully dark in here, perhaps you could lead me and show me the way, my dear?"
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No. 135324 ID: 8f1880

>>135313

"It'd be a pleasure."
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No. 135325 ID: 8ecfd4

>>135313
Well follow the lovely lady. This is a mystery that you must sleuth, with your dick.
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No. 135326 ID: 556b24

>Jizz stain on her dress
That's no ghost...

Ask her if she actually knows anyone in town - how does she get by?
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No. 135328 ID: 950529
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135328

"It'd be my pleasure. Please, lead the way, Elizabeth."
I quickly step over and take her hand. She grabs it tightly and takes a moment just to feel it. I hear her breathing change slightly.
>"Just this way, Garth."

She leads me into a horribly dark room. I brush by several obstacles that I would have surely walked into if it wasn't for her guidance.
Finally she gently pulls me down onto a sofa next to her. She holds onto my hand, bringing it up to her lips and cold wet nose, and simply breathes against it in silence.

I have to clear my throat before I can speak again.
"Tell me, Elizabeth.. How do you get by? Do you know any one in town?"
I feel her shake her head.
>"The last to have visited me was lady Palmer, but she stopped coming ten years ago. I was afraid to go out of the house alone, so I simply sat in the tower and wept. Then one day I heard a knocking, and when I went to look I stubbed my toe on a basket with food and drinks. Now every week I place the empty basket outside, and it will be refilled the next day. But no one actually visits me.. Except you, Garth."
She rubs her nose into my hand.
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No. 135330 ID: d97d76

See? Perfectly logical explanation. No ghosts here.

Although this does raise the question of who else is aware she's here. Curious.
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No. 135331 ID: 154253

>>135328
"That's so sad. You've been living by yourself for two years? Don't worry Elizabeth, I shall visit you and keep your company. I am curious about the basket, however. I wonder who could be leaving you provisions?"

Touch her face with your other hand, just to reassure her.
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No. 135332 ID: a6f857

Maybe you should tell her most of the town doesn't even know she lives there.
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No. 135333 ID: 2dd482

>>135328
ask her why she stays alone in a house all by her lonesome?
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No. 135335 ID: 1e1932

>>135328

"The people around town say that nobody lives here. Almost makes you seem like...I dunno, a ghost, or something. Crazy, huh?"
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No. 135337 ID: 8ecfd4

>>135328
Tell her that you're there now. And you won't have to leave for another couple of hours. And that you will try to come over for visits when you have some free time.
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No. 135339 ID: 632862

>>135328
Ask her if she'd like to come with you outside to experience the outdoors.
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No. 135341 ID: 950529
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135341

"Do you know that no one in town seems to know that you live here?"
>"But then who brings me food every week?"
"That's true.. Why do you stay inside, all by yourself?"
>"I'm scared to go out alone. I don't know how the streets look now.. I don't know what to expect.. I have not been outside since I was little."
"Well, I'm going to change that. I'm here for you now. I will visit you as much as I can, and I will help reunite you with the townsfolk. I'll let you live again, Elizabeth."
I gently stroke her cheek.
>"Garth.. Oh, Garth.. You make me feel so warm, warmer than I ever felt before."
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No. 135342 ID: 2dd482

>>135341
"would you like to feel the warmth of the sun as well?"

if it's still up that is..
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No. 135343 ID: 154253

>>135341
Give her a hug, she sounds like she could use one. "I'm glad to hear that, Elizabeth. Come, let me warm you more."
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No. 135345 ID: 632862

The sun's setting I think. It's past 6 o'clock.

So anyway... Offer to take her out for a walk.
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No. 135347 ID: d97d76

SEX FIRST, WALK LATER.

Jeez you guys, don't ruin the mood.
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No. 135348 ID: 934ef5

>>135341
Give that girl the full warm loving treatment right now.
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No. 135352 ID: cfad4e

Someone think up a polite way to ask her age.
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No. 135353 ID: 950529
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135353

"I'm glad to hear that."
I lean over and we share a tight intimate embrace. After a moment she turns her head for our lips to meet, and soon we are locked in another passionate kiss.
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No. 135354 ID: 1e1932

>>135353

Love her tenderly.
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No. 135356 ID: 154253

>>135353
Third nut for the day, with maybe one more later tonight... sure why not? You'll feel it tomorrow, but let's do it.

Grab a handful or two of ass and bite on her neck. She seems the most eager of the lot we've met, so that should get her in the right mood.
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No. 135357 ID: a7a85a
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135357

She's totally not stealing our life force to help her better emulate it herself.

Continue...
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No. 135359 ID: 934ef5

>>135353
Aww yeah, make her happy. Consider she could well be a virgin so go a little easy on her to start.

Just don't forget to strip down, man. Including that hat. Just be sure you make a pile so you can find it in the dark.
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No. 135360 ID: a6f857

>>135359
She knew how to give a blowjob though.
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No. 135362 ID: 1e1932

>>135360

It's not exactly rocket science.
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No. 135366 ID: 950529
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135366

I get down to business and begin running my hands down her body, subtly slipping the dress down her shoulder and up her hips. She moves onto my lap, holding me tight.
Well, now, I don't usually bite women, buuuut I guess since she's so eager I might. I can be a bit rough with her.
I give her a nib on her neck. She whines, and rubs her body against me eagerly. I take the oppertunity to get two hand fuls of ass and massage the hell out of 'em.

I'll strip when she's off me but fuck no, I'm not taking of my hat!
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No. 135368 ID: 154253

>>135366
Aww yeah. Okay, whisper "I want to feel your body against mine" while moving one of her hands to the hem of your shirt. That should give her the right idea, and you can strip off your pants at the same time if you guide her to shift back a bit after she gets your shirt off.
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No. 135369 ID: a5294d

>>135366
Yes you should definitely keep the hat on. You should also totes keep your shirt on it looks a bit chilly. Be mindful of her needs, last time it was all about you!
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No. 135370 ID: a7a85a

Agreed there, the hat kicks ass. Removing it would only diminish the glory of this endeavor.
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No. 135371 ID: a8f261

She's eager, but you've got plenty of time for this so no need to rush. Play with her 'til she begs, and then play some more. It's all about heightening the anticipation.
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No. 135372 ID: d6a592

she needs cum 2 live, just like all ghosts
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No. 135376 ID: 934ef5

>>135372
I think we can dispense with the ghost idea, she isn't one... she just lives like one.
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No. 135378 ID: e3f578

>>135376
Doesn't explain the gritty view. Some supernatural evil must be taking place nearby.
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No. 135381 ID: 934ef5

>>135378
It's just damn dark. When your eyes adjust to darkness it kinda gives a similar fuzzy look to things.
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No. 135384 ID: 950529
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135384

Alright then, let's get to it. Rubbing and grabbing and a bit of kissing here and there. Yeah, this is coming along nicely.
Clothes come off, I push her onto the sofa aaaaanndd.. I do absolutely nothing else! Time for her to beg, right?

In three.. two.. one..
>"Let's do it.."

Oh yeah, I'm good.
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No. 135385 ID: 1e1932

>>135384

Let us know when you're done.
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No. 135387 ID: 154253

>>135384
J-J-J-JAM IT IN.
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No. 135388 ID: 035411

>>135384
NAAAAAAKEEEEEEDDDDDDDD
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No. 135391 ID: 934ef5

>>135385
Hey now we should see a little action out of this. The reaction of her body and all.
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No. 135392 ID: a4a1ec

In this darkness? I doubt.
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No. 135393 ID: 950529
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135393

Alright, time to jam it in. Man, it's wicked dark, but I guess this is how she experiences sex too. Just by touch and stuff.
"Alright."
I put her in a nice position and feel my way in through the darkness. She flinches.
>"..G.. Garth.. That.. That's the wrong.. wrong s-side.."
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No. 135394 ID: f98e0b

BUT IT FEELS SO RIGHT
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No. 135395 ID: 891a1f

>>135393
There is no such thing like a wrong side.
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No. 135396 ID: 154253

>>135393
Whoops. Move it up a bit chief. Also she seems to like the love-bites, you may want to do some more of them.
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No. 135397 ID: 6faa8c

Dude I thought you were a pro what the fuck are you doing not cool man not fucking cool
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No. 135400 ID: a5294d

>>135393
Looks like you were thinking about a different dogperson without the other hole Garth!!!!
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No. 135401 ID: e69635

ITS A TARP
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No. 135402 ID: 632862

>>135393
Oh hell. Is it in? If it's in, you'll have to wash up before you can stick it in the proper hole. You don't want to stick a dirty instrument into someone's body like that.

First, you're gonna have to apologize and explain that you can't see very well in here. Then if you're past the point of no return you'll have to ask if she wants to either continue, or stop so you can wash up.
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No. 135403 ID: 934ef5

>>135393
Uh... shit. Apologize and sub her cooch a bit to make her feel better. Offer to pull out but don't just yet, maybe she'll go for it as is.


...This WAS an accident, right?
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No. 135406 ID: 950529
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135406

Of course it was an accident, man. It's just too dark here.
"Oh-- I- I'm sorry. I shall go wash off and we can continue."
>"Wait.. Garth, don't- Don't stop now."
"..Alright.."

Man, if I get shit on my dick I guess that's just a sacrifice that has to be made!
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No. 135407 ID: e69635

>>135406
Its ok, shes a ghost. They don't shit
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No. 135408 ID: 154253

>>135406
Anal is fine too. Gotta move super slow for a bit though, loosen her up, otherwise there will be pain.
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No. 135410 ID: 934ef5

>>135406
So she likes it, lucky us. Be sure to finger the front while plowing the rear.
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No. 135411 ID: 950529
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135411

Alright, bros, I got this covered.

But I guess I'm gonna have to take another shower.
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No. 135412 ID: 154253

>>135411
Well after you tuck Liz in, just head back home and grab another shower, then check in on the lovely Mrs. Wulfe.
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No. 135413 ID: e3f578

Gonna hafta soap dat dick like a muthafucker.
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No. 135414 ID: 934ef5

>>135413
>Gonna hafta soap dat dick like an assfucker.
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No. 135415 ID: e3f578

I believe Ridder soaped his dick harder than a assfucker if you know I mean. He didn't even go all the way
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No. 135417 ID: 950529
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135417

After pounding that ass Liz is pretty exhausted, so I lay with her for a while till she falls asleep.
Now I really want that goddamn shower.
I stumble out the mansion and drag myself back to my place. All that fucking is starting to get to me, like the soreness of a good work out.

I find Diane awake and wearing my shirt. She grabs me by the arm as soon as I come in and sniffs me intently.
>"Now you smell like sex again.. And another woman. You really are a slut, Garth.."
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No. 135418 ID: e69635

>>135417
ask her to shower with you
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No. 135419 ID: a4a1ec

"They are jumping on me!"
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No. 135420 ID: ba41e5

"Guess that makes two of us."
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No. 135421 ID: 154253

>>135417
"Hey, never said I wasn't. Just turns out that my plans are... working out well. And I really need a shower. You could come with, if you want." Grin shamelessly.
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No. 135422 ID: 934ef5

>>135417
It was for a good cause!

Anyways you need to clean up and... what time is it? If we're gonna take care of wolfie lady we need to make sure we have time for everything else. And we need some booze for the bunny too.

...Are you up to two more poundings tonight Garth? Me might have to put off actually tapping the bunnygirl until a further date. If not, you'll be spending the night there guaranteed.
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No. 135423 ID: 632862

>>135417
"Uh... yeah, basically."
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No. 135424 ID: 934ef5

>>135418
>>135421
I really hope there isn't a furry version of the "wet dog smell".
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No. 135425 ID: 632862

(psst guys she said she doesn't want sloppy seconds.)
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No. 135426 ID: 154253

>>135425
Doesn't mean you can't flirt.
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No. 135427 ID: cfad4e

"Nice shirt."
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No. 135428 ID: e3f578

"all the better to love you, my dear" fuck it let's bring topsy turvy red riding hood into this bitch
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No. 135431 ID: 950529
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135431

I grin shamelessly.
"Hey, never said I wasn't. Just turns out that my plans are... working out well. And I really need a shower. You could come with, if you want."
>"No, you're disgusting."
She sighs and turns around.
>"I'm going home. Go have your shower."
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No. 135432 ID: 934ef5

>>135425
We let her linger too long, damn. Don't let her go like this... maybe give her a hug and say something to make her feel like she's worth something and fucking apologize for taking so long. Maybe tell her about the dog girl you met, how lonely she was and how you made her feel better.
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No. 135436 ID: 154253

>>135431
"Hey, you don't need to be like that." Put a hand on the side of her shoulder, gently. "Look, I'm sorry nothing happened today, but you were drunk and other things snuck up on me. I couldn't take advantage of that, it wouldn't feel right. You're still a damn attractive lady, and I don't wanna see you walk away pissed. Lemme make it up to you, just name the time."
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No. 135437 ID: 67c611

>>135436
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No. 135438 ID: 934ef5

>>135436
Right. You need to stress that you are trying to make girls happy not, just use them. And you want to make her happy too. Come on man you need to be smooth here, especially since she knows what you're up to out here.
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No. 135439 ID: 2dd482

>>135436
or offer to eat her out.
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No. 135440 ID: 8ce2bf

>>135431
"Are you sure you're ready to be back with your husband? I don't mean to rush you out of here with how generous I am with my love."
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No. 135441 ID: abd8f5

>>135431
She's pretty cute when she pouts like that.

I guess she was really looking forward to you coming back.
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No. 135442 ID: 950529
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135442

"Come on, Diane.. Don't leave like that. I'm sorry nothing happened. You are just so special, and I want to make sure our time together is memorable, so I didn't want to take advantage of you.. Come on~ Tell me how I can make it up to you."
>"..Hmr.. I want you to spend an entire day on me and none of your other girlfriends. Yeah.. Take me to the city."
"Deal. I'll prepare the most special day, just for you. I'll make sure you feel like the most important woman in the world."
>"..G-good. You better.."
"Now are you sure you want to go already? I don't mean to rush you out. Please stay as long as you like."
>"No, Marcus is probably worried or something. I need to get back.. But I better see you show up soon!"
"Of course, Diane~ You can count on me."
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No. 135443 ID: 154253

>>135442
LIKE A BAWSS. Alright, see her out (to be more of a gentleman, after all) and then grab your shower. Then check the time.
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No. 135444 ID: 8ce2bf

>>135442
"Tomorrow is straight out I'm afraid because I'll need time to prepare your special day~"
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No. 135446 ID: e69635

The day after tomorrow. If she asks why tell her you need to prepare.
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No. 135447 ID: 934ef5

>>135442
Well that works out well. And you only have to worry about getting it up four times today. You don't want to drill so hard you can't get it up.

See if you can't give her a quick kiss before she leaves.
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No. 135448 ID: a6f857

Not to mention getting money for it.
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No. 135450 ID: a8f261

>>135444

Plus he'll need some source of funds if he's going to treat her to a day out. Fifteen bucks probably isn't going to cut it, yo.
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No. 135451 ID: a4a1ec

A kiss? So SHE ends smelling like sex on her cheek?
Thats such a great idea >:/
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No. 135453 ID: 934ef5

>>135451
A peck wouldn't do that, and he shouldn't have much stink there anyway. If we was going to leave a smell behind he'd have to cockslap her.
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No. 135454 ID: 950529
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135454

Oh man I dunno, I can probably get it up again tonight, but like, it'd take a while before I can ejaculate, which is good but not when my muscles are ALSO tired, so it'd just be slow boring sex that drags on. But man, we'll see how it goes.

Oh fuck, yeah, the money thing. Shit. Better get to work on that soon.
"Give me a few days to prepare and I'll make you a queen."
I lift her chin to give her a big smoochy smooch. She sighs.
>"Don't make me wait too long."
"Certainly not, your majesty."

Alright, bitch is kissed, gotta shower, then what.
I'm guessing it's like, what... 8 PM? I'll have to get to cleaning soon and I still dont have booze to bring to the welcoming party at 10.
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No. 135456 ID: 934ef5

>>135454
Quick shower, find some cheap wine, do your cleaning, and then get your mack on.
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No. 135457 ID: e69635

>>135454
Super power moonwalk to store, Buy booze, nap then go to party
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No. 135458 ID: a8f261

>>135454

You're working at a bar. See if you can talk Max into "loaning" you some booze for the evening, maybe? If it comes to it you've got fifteen bucks, which should get you a drink of some description. Easy come, easy go.

Just look at tonight's meetup as laying the groundwork for future advancement of your quest. Play it cool, spread a little charm around, have fun flirting, nothin' serious.
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No. 135459 ID: 8ce2bf

I bet Max would know what drink his sister likes, let's talk to him about it and see what he suggests and where to get it.
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No. 135461 ID: 632862

>>135454
Ask Max if you can buy some drinks off him, or where you can get some at this time of night. Is the General Store still open?
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No. 135478 ID: 950529
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135478

"Hey, Max, I've been invited to your sister's place for a little welcoming party, and I was asked to bring something to drink. Do you know what your sister likes?"
>"Hmmmm- Pina Colada mixed with pineapple juice is her favorite. But I think Pina Colada is pretty popular with the other girls living there too."
"Awesome. Any chance I could buy some from you?"
>"Oh sure thing. I can get 'em tax-free cos' I run this place. I would give 'em for free, but we're not making that much profit. Small town!"
"I really appreciate it anyway, thanks. How much for a bottle?"
>"Just ten bucks. Did you make that much yet today?"
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No. 135480 ID: 8ce2bf

>>135478
Pay him tenbux and give him a smooch on the cheek.
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No. 135481 ID: a64482

>>135480
This. So very this.
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No. 135482 ID: 445c48

>>135480
Second. It might net you a discount!
Also go take a shower.
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No. 135483 ID: 67c611

>>135480
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No. 135485 ID: 934ef5

>>135480
This, just because the look on your face would be hilarious.
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No. 135491 ID: 950529
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135491

UGH FINE
"Only just, but I got. Thank you, Max."
I give him a smooch on the head.
"You're adorable."
>".... ... Oh-- Uh-- Well, why don't you just pay me when you got a stable amount. Just, uhm, just grab it from behind the counter. Ha.. Uh- Have fun."
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No. 135492 ID: 3416ec

Oh Max. You so silly sometimes. :3
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No. 135493 ID: 445c48

Grab it and thank him. Flirtingly.
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No. 135494 ID: a4a1ec

Taking this much advantage of him would be uncivilized.
Grab the bottle anyway. >:3
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No. 135501 ID: e69635

>>135491
Fuck yes.

Now have a quick nap so you can rest up and moonwalk to her house
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No. 135502 ID: 950529
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135502

Pina Colada grabbed.

Party time.
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No. 135503 ID: b3f1ab

Damn it man, don't you realize the favors that adorable little bunnylad might give you if you were to sleep with him? If you think about it, you just got $10 for something as small as a kiss on the head. Think of the advantages you could have for your overall quest. It's a small sacrifice to make.
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No. 135505 ID: e69635

>>135502
inb4 every girl you banged/are interested in is there.
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No. 135506 ID: 8ce2bf

>>135503
Garth may be a slut but he's not a whore.
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No. 135507 ID: 934ef5

>>135503
First off, he's just having him pay it later.

Secondly, NO.
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No. 135511 ID: 8ce2bf

>>135506
He kissed Max just because he wanted to is what I'm saying. He was totally into it.
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No. 135512 ID: 950529
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135512

True that, dog, I ain't a whore. I fuck for the fucking.

I knock on the door and that girl from before opens up.
>"Hey, you're a bit early, huh?"
"Just didn't want to keep you ladies waiting. I brought a drink."
>"Pina Colada? Nice!"
>"PINA COLADA?! Aw yeah! Come in, dude!"
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No. 135516 ID: 445c48

Try to not mention tits every sentence this time.
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No. 135518 ID: 8ce2bf

>>135512
"'EY TOOTS AND TOOTS SHOW ME IN SO I CAN MEET THE OTHER TOOTSES"
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No. 135519 ID: e69635

>>135512
score
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No. 135521 ID: 3416ec

>>135512

I said come in! Don't just stand there!
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No. 135523 ID: d16c71

The bearchick is gonna be there, I know it.
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No. 135524 ID: e69635

>>135523
I can feel it too, you are not alone
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No. 135525 ID: 3416ec

>>135524

Brace for awkward conversations.
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No. 135527 ID: 934ef5

>>135523
>>135524
>>135525
I sorta doubt she's the social type.

Anyways we're just going to be nice and all that, someone a girl can crush on but no overt flirting on anyone else.
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No. 135534 ID: e69635

>>135527
Max's sister is that girl. We need to bang a bunny.
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No. 135536 ID: e3f578

I thought the devil was exhausted. He'd be only able to do slow boring motions and shit. No, that bunny be so fine you gotta give her the ride of he goddamn life.
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No. 135537 ID: 934ef5

>>135534
Itty bitty bunny butt and BIG FAT CAT TATS. We want to get both, at once if possible. Just not tonight.
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No. 135540 ID: e69635

>>135536
We have to get her to at least like us, because she is the only race left that needs to be banged. We pretty much have banging dates set up with everyone else so it's only a matter of time.
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No. 135543 ID: 445c48

>>135540
We could always do Max~
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No. 135556 ID: 950529
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135556

Yeah, really, I can take tonight as a way to get them to like me and form the ability to start conversations with them. I'll proceed to fuck them one by one.


"'Ey tits and tit-- Uh, toots and tit- toots, show me in so I can meet the other tits- toots. Tits. Boobs. Toots! Toot toot! Tootses!"
>"Right on, dude!"
I go inside to meet the girlcrew, to which Samantha introduces me.
>"Everyone, this is Garth. He just moved in. Garth, I'm Samantha! Nice to meet you, dude. I play guitar and I'm the lead vocalist. That's Michelle, she does the keyboard. You already met Elaine, she's drums, and that's Jill, on bass. Together we're River Of Pain!"
>"Hey, dude."
>"Rock on."
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No. 135558 ID: 3416ec

>>135556

Smooth, Garth. 9_9
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No. 135560 ID: e69635

>>135556
I am a bassist.

Therefore, you must fuck the bassist, for me Garth.

Do it for me.
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No. 135561 ID: 8f1880

>>135556

"What kind of music do you play?"
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No. 135564 ID: 445c48

What is Emobadger doing with her fingers?
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No. 135565 ID: 154253

>>135556
Hahaha yessss River of Pain. Okay Garth, be awesome.

"Sweet name. Well, I brought us some pina colada, so let's get this party started."
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No. 135566 ID: 3416ec

>>135564

Looks like she's throwing up the horns there, bro. Obviously a Texas U. fan.

HOOK 'EM HORNS!
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No. 135567 ID: d16c71

>>135556
'River Of Pain'?

...maaaaaan, try to avoid the music. Especially from the one on the centre-left (is she a she, anyway?)

Well...maybe it won't be so bad but with a name like that, it doesn't sound promising.
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No. 135571 ID: 445c48

>>135566
Yeah, but it's like she's crossing her middle and ring fingers. Which you don't do when you throw up the horns.
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No. 135578 ID: a6f857

>>135571
I think the weirdo glove makes it look strange.
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No. 135585 ID: cfad4e

>Smooth, Garth. 9_9
They seemed amused bra it. Tit's probably for the breast.
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No. 135586 ID: 934ef5

>>135556
Seeing as how the bassist is the only one you haven't met yet, so try and chat her up a little when you have the chance. But first, rocking party time.
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No. 135596 ID: 3416ec

>>135585

I highly boob that. Nipples won't come breast areolas titties melons sweater kittens ho-hos bosoms coconuts chesticles.

Wait what was I saying.
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No. 135597 ID: 950529
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135597

"Sweet name. Well, I brought us some pina colada, so let's get this party started."
>"Aw yeeaahh! You guys go put on some music and snacks upstairs. I'm getting the juice and cups and shit for the drinks. Give me a hand, bro."

I help Samantha carry the cups, several kinds of juices, and the pina colada up two sets of sets, onto the attic. It's led by festive lights and there's these giant pillows and man it looks awesome. Theyre just kind of slumped out on the pillows, but Elaine is trying to push Jill away from her pillow as she protests inaudibly.
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No. 135599 ID: 3416ec
File 126663252344.jpg - (12.61KB , 300x300 , datass.jpg )
135599

>>135597
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No. 135600 ID: 154253

>>135597
This... is the most beautiful thing ever. Ever. You, sir, have hit fucking gold diamonds.

Alright, ask who wants drinks and be the awesome man and mix them chicks some drinks.
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No. 135603 ID: 8f1880

>>135597

Take a seat and grab a drink. Time to max and relax.
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No. 135605 ID: 3416ec

>>135603

You forgot "chillax."
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No. 135619 ID: 950529
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135619

I take a seat with them, but everyone just pours their own drinks. After some pushing and shoving everyone chillaxes in their own spot.
>"So, dudes, this is Garth's welcoming party."
>"Man, we should play a game or something."
>"Like what? Truth or Dare? Spin The Bottle?"
>"What-- Are you still in high school?"
>"Man, I'm not kissing you. What about telling ghost stories?"
>"What-- Are you still in grade school?"
>"Haha, shut up, don't you have an idea?"
>"Why don't you tell us embarrassing stories."
>"Haha, shut up!"
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No. 135621 ID: d16c71

>>135619
So, uh...who's saying what?
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No. 135623 ID: 3416ec

>>135621

I don't think it matters.

Garth, tell an embarrassing story! It will liven up the atmosphere!
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No. 135626 ID: d97d76

KARAOKE
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No. 135627 ID: e3f578

Oh finally we can get some goddamn past out of Garth. GO ahead man, tell an embarrassing story. Or you could suggest getting piss drunk and let the conversations go from there.

It's too bad we just can't dance man.
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No. 135628 ID: 934ef5

>>135619
>Spin the bottle
Tempting, but let's not push our luck. For now. Maybe after we empty the pina colada.

Ask them how they got together.
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No. 135631 ID: 8ce2bf

Truth or Dare. It will get so awkward so fast.
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No. 135632 ID: d16c71

Start singing bars of that 'Love Shack' song and see how they react.
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No. 135633 ID: 632862

>>135619
"How about dirty jokes?"
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No. 135634 ID: a6f857

Strip poker.
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No. 135638 ID: 934ef5

>>135634
Or we can make a strip game based on spin the bottle.

We can call it Spina Colada
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No. 135644 ID: 8f1880

>>135619

"How 'bout a drinking game?"
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No. 135654 ID: 950529
File 126663634070.png - (151.59KB , 700x700 , 183.png )
135654

Man, I'll just spill an embarrassing story, and see where they take it. It's kinda like Truth or Dare, only without the Dare part.
There's just not enough sexual tension between the girls to justify stripping or kissing or drunk make-outs.

"Welp, since I'm new I'll start. It was with my first girlfriend, we had spend the entire day walking through heat and shit and I didn't drink enough. So that night we started making out and everyone was going perfect, until I just blacked out for a moment and almost collapsed. So I lie down and I'm like 'Damn, I'm going to faint.', and she was like 'Okay.' and turned around and went to sleep. She was so pissed."
>Michelle: "No way-- How could you pass out in that situation?"
>Elaine: "Seriously!"
>Jill: "And that's why good boys always take in enough fluids."
>Samantha: "That's crazy, dude. Did she dump your ass?"
"Yeah, but for different reasons."
>Michelle: "Alright, your turn, Sam."
>Samantha: "Dog, you know I don't have any embarrassing stories. You go ahead."
>Elaine: "No, come on, Sam! You suggested we play a game."
>Samantha: "Man, this isn't a game.. But fine- Let's see, uh.. So this was when Max was just about to go gay, checking out dudes and stuff, so we got along real well, but then I kind of forgot he was a dude so I walked around nude and shit, and he got all flustered. It was pretty ridiculious."
>Jill: "..What.."
>Samantha: "Yeah, he also caught me shlicking once."

Everyone falls into a bit of an awkward silence.
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No. 135656 ID: 3416ec

>>135654


Quick! Break the silence with a zinger!
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No. 135657 ID: 197650

please just die already.
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No. 135658 ID: 154253

>>135654
If you have sunglasses, use them for this.

"Well, I guess Max walked in on a... slippery situation."

Horrible pun delivered, grin at Elaine. "Alright, Sam shared, your go."
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No. 135659 ID: 8ecfd4

>>135619
Tell them about the lonely ghost that lures men into it's mansion.
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No. 135661 ID: 934ef5

>>135659
NO
Seriously man
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No. 135663 ID: 8ecfd4

>>135661
Oh come on it's a common enough tale. Hell it's pretty much a more grown up variant I used to tell as a kid. There is always a scary odd house around.
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No. 135666 ID: 8f1880

>>135654

"...Nice..."
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No. 135674 ID: 476456

Brofist samantha
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No. 135678 ID: 3416ec

Bring up something completely random:

"Did you know that a duck's quack doesn't make an echo?"
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No. 135682 ID: 917cac

>>135678
No, that would just wreak the mood.
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No. 135685 ID: 710bf8
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135685

>>135658
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No. 135690 ID: 950529
File 126663824554.png - (132.81KB , 700x700 , 183-paused.png )
135690

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No. 135701 ID: ffece8

>>135658
This, then ask what happened next, cause that's totally not a omplete story.
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No. 135710 ID: 154253

>>135654
Alright, friend of mine gave me this one for killing the awkward silence. Smirk for a bit, really obviously, and then start and go "Oh shit did I just say that out loud?" When they ask "Say what?" you go "Oh thank god that would have been horribly inappropriate AAAAAANYWAY so Elaine, how about your embarrassing story?" and roll from there.
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No. 135716 ID: a1ac99

>>135654
"So... could we get a demonstration of what Max walked in on?

"I'm joking, of course. But, on a more serious note, that's definitely not a complete story, what happened next?"


Honestly, this probably falls under the category of, "sounds better in my head," but if anyone could pull it off, it would be Garth.
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No. 135719 ID: 67c611

>>135685
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No. 135853 ID: 8ce2bf

Hare today, gay tomorrow, right guys?
How is Max like a Q-tip?
They both have cotton tails and get inserted into men.
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No. 135866 ID: 632862

Say something like "That's pretty embarrassing. One time my mom walked in on me jerking off and I couldn't look her in the eye for weeks."
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No. 135924 ID: 934ef5

>>135866
"...She eventually got better. I gotta say, that was damn good aim on my part!"
zing

Seriously though, you should point out that was an embarrassing story, which was the entire point here, and so far Sam is winning. Encouraging the others to give up equally juicy bits, you see.
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No. 135925 ID: 950529
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135925

Man, this is a difficult situation, no doubt.

"..Welp, sounds like Sam is winning this game."
It gets a chuckle from everyone. The mood lightens.
"Man, how did Max feel about that?"
>Jill: "I think it's what got him gay, dude."
Now everyone really laughs.
>Elaine: "Just masturbate with your pants on, girl, and no one has to be any wiser."
>Jill: "Just say you were 'scratching an itch'."
More laughs are had.
>Sam: "Alright, guys, me 'n Gar had our turns. You go."
I give Elaine a play smile to encourage her.
>Elaine: "Okay, I got one. When I moved her I got my dad to help me get my stuff together. So he's trying to secure everything on the top of the roof when I go back inside to get some stuff. When I came back out I saw he tied everything up with my Japanese bondage rope."
Gasps and amused groans sound.
>Elaine: "I still dunno how he got it, and if he saw my other toys I kept in the same suitcase."
Numerous 'oh man's are uttered all around.
>Michelle: "Man, I remember finding your handcuffs."
>Elaine: "And you still haven't returned 'em!"
>Michelle: "Nah, I keep 'em on my HIM shrine. It looks cool."
>Elaine: "Go buy your own, you thief~ Hey, why don't you tell an embarrassing story?"
>Michelle: "Because I'm all virgin, man. I only have creepy stories to tell."
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No. 135926 ID: 934ef5

>>135925
>virgin
Haha, really? Um... try not to show surprise.

That doesn't mean nothing embarrassing happened to her, it doesn't have to be dirty.
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No. 135927 ID: 141561

>>135925
"Now that's already pretty embarrassing."
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No. 135928 ID: 3f3ab6

"Now, thats pretty embarrassing, but doesn't means nothing embarrassing ever happened. Just means it wasn't a sexual one."
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No. 135931 ID: a8f261

Saying that virginity's embarrassing probably isn't going to score you any points, bearing in mind that this isn't the highschool football team. Just point out that the embarrassing story doesn't have to be sexual, it can be anything. Messing up at work, drinking too much at a party, whatever.
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No. 135932 ID: a9d2ba

SAY YOU'RE A VIRGIN
GET THE GIRLS TO FEEL SORRY FOR YOU
GET A 5 WAY
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No. 135933 ID: 934ef5

>>135932
None of them would buy it. At all.
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No. 135934 ID: 950529
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135934

"Hey man, I'm a virgin too, and I had embarrassing stories to tell."
>Elaine: "What? No way."
>Jill: "I figured you were, like, way experienced."
>Samantha: "Haha, dude, why don't you two help eachother out?"
>Michelle: "Haha, man, very nice how you doubt his virginity but mine is accepted right away."
>Elaine: "Come on, Mickey, dressing like that is kind of like you're chasing men away on purpose."
>Michelle: "What if I am? Ain't like sex is so important."
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No. 135935 ID: 8ecfd4

Tell her that it doesn't have to be sexual. There are lots of embaressing things that can happen. Like insulting economists with crude jokes and the second after finding out that their parents are econmists. That one has happened more than once.
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No. 135936 ID: a9d2ba

>Samantha: "Haha, dude, why don't you two help eachother out?"
FIVEWAY
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No. 135937 ID: 934ef5

>>135934
>I'm a virgin too
You're SUCH a douche. God. And after that story about your first gf I don't see how they wouldn't doubt it. It's easier to get away when the important lies when you're otherwise truthful.

Well if you get called on it, just say you were trying to take the pressure off Michelle.

Ask could her why she's a virgin, or any times she almost wasn't anymore, that's probably embarrassing enough. Just hope they don't ask the same of you.
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No. 135938 ID: 8ecfd4

>>135934
Seems like she is not interested in talking about it. Give her some space and let the doggie girl tell her story.
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No. 135942 ID: 0abb50

>>135934

>"Hey man, I'm a virgin too, and I had embarrassing stories to tell."

You ARE going to hell. You know that, right?
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No. 135944 ID: 950529
File 126668418944.png - (151.91KB , 700x700 , 186.png )
135944

Man, I know better to know there's no silly hell waiting for people who fuck a lot.
Alright, I'll try to make her tell something but if she refuses Ill just pass her, I mean, dont want her to feel bad.
So.
"Man, I bet there's a wicked embarrassing situation behind such a statement."
>Michelle: "Nah, man. Like I said, I'm clean as a whistle."
"Haha, fine, fine~ How about you, Jill?"
>Jill: "Oh god, I don't know. I guess there was this time me and my boyfriend were getting it on and my stomach just began roaring like crazy."
Laughs all around.
>Jill: "I was so hungry."
>Samantha: "Did he give you a 'meal'?"
>Elaine: "Oh gross!"
>Jill: "Haha, nah, he went to make me some breakfast and brought it to me on the bed."
>Samantha: "Awwww, how sweet."
>Michelle: "You should bring him over again some time."
>Jill: "Eh, he can't stand the country air. I'm visiting him again this weekend."
>Samantha: "Leaving all the loners behind!"

She offers me a comforting smile.
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No. 135946 ID: 8ce2bf

>>135944
Offer up a story even more embarrassing than Samantha's, you have to win this game.
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No. 135947 ID: 8ecfd4

>>135944
Well embaressing stories and lies have been told. Do they seem drunk enough yet for boardgames?
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No. 135950 ID: 1963d1

>>135944
Well, there's one pooch we can't screw. She's got a boyfriend.
Unless of course, we don't care about that.
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No. 135951 ID: 934ef5

>>135947
I don't think so, but they should be bored enough for drinking games.

...zing
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No. 135955 ID: ffece8

>>135950
threesome?
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No. 135957 ID: 934ef5

>>135950
>pooch
That brings up a question, is she just a dog girl with makeup, or is she a badger or something.
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No. 135960 ID: b7a12a

uh... who's who again?
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No. 135961 ID: 0abb50

>>135944

>Man, I know better to know there's no silly hell waiting for people who fuck a lot.

I.

You.

What.

Casual conversation, I guess.
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No. 135962 ID: 2dd482

ask them what's up with the love shack written on the wall
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No. 135963 ID: 031e2c

>>135960
Samantha = bunny
Michelle = goth dog
Elaine = big cat
Jill = other dog
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No. 135964 ID: 934ef5

>>135962
IT'S A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER
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No. 135966 ID: b7a12a

gossip time! girls love to gossip, try to fish some information on the town-folks, can be useful afterwards
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No. 135967 ID: 8ce2bf

>>135957
She's a wolf.
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No. 135968 ID: a7a85a

>>135942


Even if there was a hell and he was going to it he'd just have a new quest.

Fuck a demon girl of every kind.
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No. 135971 ID: f21281

I thought she was a Bull Terrier.
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No. 135979 ID: 950529
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135979

Aint that hard, bros. Bunnybitch is Sam, dogbitch is Jill, catbitch is Elaine, wolfbitch is Mick.

Now I dunno if being real eager to tell embarrassing stories is really that appropiate. I also have no idea how to fish for gossip. How the hell do you fish for gossip?

"So what's up with 'Love Shack' on the wall?"
>Samantha: "This is our little Love Shack, dude. A lil' ol' place where we can get together. We just hang out in here when we get the chance. You're the first dude to come here, apart from Max."
>Jill: "And we all know Max is really a girl."
>Michelle: "We aughta put up a sign that say 'No boys allowed'."
>Elaine: "Hey, Garth! Show us your dick or g-t-f-o!"
Moderate laughs all around. All eyes focus on me, awaiting my no-doubt brillaint response.
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No. 135982 ID: 67c611

>>135979
"I don't know if you girls can handle it."
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No. 135983 ID: 8ecfd4

>>135979
Are they drunk enough for you to do it? Oh what the hell, fuck it. Whip out your dick and slam it down onto the table and tell them "There it is!" that should impress them. Or atleast some of them.
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No. 135984 ID: 612987

>>135979
Thank them for a wonderful evening, and politely get up and excuse yourself.
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No. 135985 ID: 6c6e64

>>135979
Don't leave them "hanging," show them what we- I mean... they want
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No. 135986 ID: e3f578

That's a paradox. If you've got no dick to show, then you fit the no boys allowed rule. But they'll kick you out anyway.
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No. 135987 ID: 8ce2bf

>>135979
"Hey now, if you want that you'll have to work for it. How about a game of strip poker?"
And then show them your dick before they can respond.
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No. 135989 ID: 934ef5

>>135979
"Yeah well... If you want it, come get it."

But try to be at least a little shy about it. Virgin, remember?
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No. 135990 ID: d97d76

"I think it's gonna take a lot more booze before that starts happening."

Take a big swig.
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No. 135991 ID: aee8c6

>>135979
1. Start to unzip.
2. Grin mischievously.
3. After that, play it by ear depending on their reactions.
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No. 135994 ID: 950529
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135994

"Yeah well... If you want it, come get it. I won't resist."

There's a silence.

"Yeah, I thought so~"
They laugh.
>Jill: "Sexual tension just went up twenty percent, captain!"
>Samantha: "Can you imagine how lame this would be if we were a bunch of dudes and Garth was a chick?"
>Elaine: "I dunno, girl, I think Garth enjoys the attention."
>Jill: "Captain! Sexual tension is reaching critical mass!"
>Michelle: "God, you guys are terrible, man. Why don't you just jump him and get it over with."
>Jill: "We need to evacuate the ship~!"
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No. 135996 ID: c1b520

>>135994
My favorite words...

"I'm waiting." say it as expectantly as possible.
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No. 135997 ID: 8ecfd4

>>135994
"Am I about to be date raped?"
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No. 135998 ID: 8ce2bf

>>135994
"Do you guys mind if I take off my shirt?"
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No. 136000 ID: 934ef5

>>135994
Go with what Sam mentioned, ponder what sort of guys they would be. Don't invent a whole scenario, let them make up stuff about what they and you would be like and what would happen.
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No. 136001 ID: 917cac

"Do you girls invite every new guy here to take take advantage of them or is it just me?"
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No. 136002 ID: 950529
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136002

"Am I about to be dateraped?"
Pleased laughs all around.
"I'm waiting."
More laughs, but with a bit of an edge to them.
>Jill: "So that's what you're into, huh? You're a sub!"
>Elaine: "Awww, that's too bad."
>Samantha: "Dudes, what would that be like, though? Gangraping a dude. I'd guess it'd be pretty unsatisfying."
>Michelle: "I guess you just have to get off at their resistance rather than the actual sex."
>>
No. 136003 ID: 141561

>>136002

D:
>>
No. 136004 ID: 8ce2bf

>>136002
"Well you could find out if you gangraped me right now."
>>
No. 136005 ID: f21281

>>136002
"I think it would be moreso getting off on the fact of being able to tell someone what you want them to do to you...and then them doing it. Bonus points if they're a switch. Y'know, you ask them to start eating you out...then it just snowballs from there and before you know it you're squished up against a wall and getting the screw of your life.

But uh. That's just a guess."
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No. 136006 ID: 8ecfd4

>>136002
"To be honest I have no idea how it would work. But it reminds me of this story I heard about a female russian hairdresser who chained up a mugger and raped him for months before he could get away."
>>
No. 136007 ID: 2dd482

>>136002
way to be totally not creepy dude. you're blowing it harder than Max.
>>
No. 136008 ID: 43ef59

>>136002
"still waiting"
>>
No. 136009 ID: 934ef5

>>136002
>sub
You have no idea, MR VIRGIN, but you suppose you could see the appeal either way.

Theorize why someone might get off on sub or dom or whatever. Tangent into the issue of what their kinks are.

You could play off being flirty as the reason you don't actually get any, and explain away any awkward come-ons you need to.
>>
No. 136010 ID: 917cac

This conversation quickly plummeted into creepy/awkward -ville.
>>
No. 136012 ID: 934ef5

You really need to do damage control here. You could maybe still get with the other girls but you're losing tit kitty big time. Go nice-but-awkward guy NOW.
>>
No. 136013 ID: 950529
File 126669681569.png - (150.93KB , 700x700 , 190.png )
136013

"I'm guessing it'd be more of a control thing, yeah. The whole dom-sub thing is pretty mysterious."
>Samantha: "I'd like to try being fully dominant some time. Just to see what it's like."
>Elaine: "I'm all sub and happy with it. It's my thing."
>Jill: "I guess I'm just not very kinky. Me and my boy 'share the duties'. Nothing dom/sub about us."
>Michelle: "Eugh, you guys need to get laid or masturbate, man."
>Elaine: "We're just not that practised in shlicking like you, Mickey!"
>Michelle: "Oh, sh-shut up, man."
>>
No. 136014 ID: 8ecfd4

>>136013
"Well if you're alone you have to take care of that part yourself right."
>>
No. 136015 ID: 43ef59

>>136013
"still waiting"
>>
No. 136016 ID: 934ef5

Ask about why kitty is... scared of sex, perhaps? It's not like she couldn't have anyone she wanted.
>>
No. 136017 ID: e3f578

All right, tell them to chill out. She looks like she's gotten a little hurt about that comment.
>>
No. 136019 ID: 3af198

I think the best thing is to be just like one of the group. Focusing the whole conversation around yourself and sex is probably not the best way.
Would it be hard to change the conversation without forcing another topic? Maybe someone else will change the topic if we just relax.
>>
No. 136020 ID: 950529
File 126669807931.png - (150.62KB , 700x700 , 191.png )
136020

A'ight, bros, I'll try to lay low and just roll with it.

"Well, that's how us loners have to take care of ourselves."
>Elaine: "Yeeeah, that's true. We're the pathetic ones here, talking about sex like it's a drug."
>Samantha: "But if it comes down to it I'm sure Garth will help us out. Right, Garth?"
>Jill: "Hey, not me."
>>
No. 136021 ID: 8ecfd4

>>136020
"What true gentleman would say no to a lady in need?"
>>
No. 136022 ID: 8f1880

>>136020

"You bet your pretty little ass I will."
>>
No. 136023 ID: 917cac

You can try to diffuse the situation by just saying. "I guess" or something. You don't want to act like a player by saying anything to cheesy.
>>
No. 136025 ID: 934ef5

>>136020
"Heh I dunno... I'd like to make any nice girl happy but all I can seem to do is just flirting until I go to far and say something stupid. But you've noticed that by now I suppose."
>>
No. 136026 ID: 632862

>>136020
"Of course. I want to be sure all my friends are happy."
>>
No. 136027 ID: 43ef59

>>136025
Garth is so full of shit by now, why not.
>>
No. 136028 ID: 934ef5

>>136027
This is the only story I can see where he make believable the way he was acting to the girls earlier with how he's acting now and supposedly being a virgin.
>>
No. 136030 ID: 950529
File 126669956820.png - (150.92KB , 700x700 , 192.png )
136030

Act insecure to enforce virginity. Check.
"I.. I, uh.. Well, I-I can't deny a lady in need."


There's a bit of a silence.


>Jill: "Captain, we're doomed~"
>Samantha: "Oh shut up! Don't you have to go call your boyfriend or something?"
>Jill: "Oh yeah, I guess I do."
>Elaine: "Ah, I gotta get up early tomorrow so I better get going too. But it's good to know what to do in an emergency, Garth~"
>Michelle: "Don't worry, Garth, man. They got big mouths but they're pretty innocent."
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No. 136031 ID: 43ef59

>>136030
"Still waiting."
>>
No. 136032 ID: 934ef5

>>136030
...You have a real talent, you know that? Apologize for the awkward flirting, either before they split up or just to Michelle.
>>
No. 136033 ID: 8ecfd4

>>136030
Tell Michelle that it's ok. They're just having a bit of fun. Since it seems like they're starting to break up the party offer to help clean up.
>>
No. 136038 ID: 950529
File 126670144657.png - (113.25KB , 700x700 , 193.png )
136038

"It's alright. They're just having fun."
Everyone begins getting up, so I do too.
"Shall I help clean up?"
>Samantha: "Yeah, help me get the cups and stuff downstairs to the kitchen, dude."
>Michelle: "I'm going to continue working on the next demo. It was nice meeting you, Garth-man."
>Elaine: "Yeah, drop by again some time."
>Jill: "What they said. You're a bro."
"The same to all of you. I'll gladly drop by again."

I follow Samantha down two stairs to the kitchen, where we stack everything in the sink. It looks like they don't do the dishes that often.
>"So, dude.. Are you really a virgin, or were you just trying to make Michelle feel alright?"
>>
No. 136039 ID: 632862

>>136038
"You got me. It's the latter."
>>
No. 136040 ID: 8ce2bf

>>136038
COMMIT TO YOUR LIES, MAN!
>>
No. 136041 ID: 8f1880

>>136038

"I didn't want her to feel like the black sheep."
>>
No. 136042 ID: 934ef5

>>136038
Be honest here, and say it was for that exact reason. And that you say stupid stuff before thinking it through. Because you do.
>>
No. 136043 ID: 8ecfd4

>>136038
Be honest here. That lie will be pretty transparent anyway in a few days.
>>
No. 136044 ID: d97d76

Seriously though, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN MAKE THAT UP. Is it supposed to work to your advantage somehow?

I'd say go ahead and spill the beans since she's evidently not fully bought it.
>>
No. 136046 ID: 3af198

You could also say that you didn't really want to get your sex life pried into if they knew you had one.
>>
No. 136048 ID: a8f261

>>136038

Might as well admit to the truth, and add that you didn't want Michelle to feel uncomfortable. That way you were being considerate of her feelings, rather than just being a liar.
>>
No. 136052 ID: a74cce

>>136038
You gotta be honest here... or you ain't gettin nothing...

Plus, you got laid thrice... in a day... Your lie is gonna be hard to keep in bed.
>>
No. 136054 ID: 950529
File 126670364159.png - (133.89KB , 700x700 , 194.png )
136054

"Yeah, alright. I didn't want Michelle to feel uncomfortable. Sorry for being dishonest."
>"It's fine, I think the others caught onto it too. But I just wanted to make sure..."
I suddenly feel rough callus tipped fingers scratch along my side towards my nipples.
>"..that I needn't feel bad for what I'm about to do."

Wait what
Wait


what
>>
No. 136055 ID: a7a85a

Come clean but ask her not to tell anyone else, otherwise it destroys your attempt to make Michelle not feel singled out.

Not to mention it's still a good tactic to ease Michelle into the sack.
>>
No. 136056 ID: 445c48

What an interesting development.
>>
No. 136057 ID: 8ecfd4

>>136054
Looks like you're not the only one who wants some action. You had better not disappoint the lady. When you're done she had better be satisfied and only think about you for masturbation for the coming month.
>>
No. 136058 ID: 934ef5

>>136054
>"I'd like to try being fully dominant some time. Just to see what it's like."
Lucky you. As long as titty kitty doesn't walk in.
>>
No. 136059 ID: 612987

>>136054
Inform Samantha that this behavior is most unbecoming of a lady, and make your way to the door.
>>
No. 136060 ID: 672d82

>>136054
Oh YEAH! Let her lead, this is going better than expected. You have no problem letting the girl lead, right Garthman?
>>
No. 136061 ID: 192956

>>136059
>Inform Samantha that this behavior is most unbecoming of a lady
and you love it
>>
No. 136062 ID: a8f261

>>136054

Play along, but keep up the role. Act flustered, shy and submissive. Let her take the lead and see where this goes.
>>
No. 136064 ID: 632862

>>136054
Dude.
>Samantha: "I'd like to try being fully dominant some time. Just to see what it's like."
She's gonna dom you. You won't have to worry about doing all the work, with your tired muscles... And she'll be so satisfied.

Be submissive!
>>
No. 136066 ID: 934ef5

On second thought, maybe you should she if she might wait to do this another time.

Reason you'll give: You should wait for a more private time, where she can have her way with you. It wouldn't be right just doing it around Michelle. And you are tired from running around. Play nice-but-turned on guy.

Real reason: You're tired and drained from fucking three times today, and if Michelle finds you two it'll be harder to get with her. Later.

But it probably doesn't matter, and you couldn't get out of this if you tried.
>>
No. 136067 ID: 8f1880

>>136054

"You don't waste any time, do you?"
>>
No. 136070 ID: a7a85a

>>136054


She likes being dom, this might be your last screw for the day. See if you can go down on her. Low energy, high satisfaction, dom/sub achieved.
>>
No. 136073 ID: 1ec1ed

YES this is why rabbits are awesome. Go with it dude.
>>
No. 136085 ID: 950529
File 12667058263.png - (159.76KB , 700x700 , 195.png )
136085

Wait, wait, wait--
Damnit, guys! Cake is delicious, but I want to eat it, not be eaten by it! This isn't cool at all!
Right, alright, I'll see if I can just go down on her and reverse the roles.
Ouch-- Her rough fingers scraping along my body are making me all sensitive-- Ow!
"W-wait, wait- S-Sam.. Sam-- I'm- Ow.. I'm real tired- Ah-- Can't we continue a-another time, s-somewhere more private.. A-ah--"
>"You totally want me to force you, don't you, dude? You're such a creep, all subby and with your rape fantasies. Go on, protest some more."
>>
No. 136087 ID: ffece8

Just don't call out her brothers name during sex.

Unless, you know... you want a shoe-in for the next round of embarrasing stories.
>>
No. 136088 ID: a8f261

I don't think you're getting out of this one, bro.

But sure, protest some more. It'll get her hotter.
>>
No. 136089 ID: 12f282

>>136085
That analogy isn't the best one, Garth - cake tastes just as good whether you're eating it or someone is feeding it to you, right?
And come on, she'll do the work and you'll knock yet ANOTHER bitch off the list. Plus you'll sleep great tonight. STOP BEING A PUSSY.
>>
No. 136090 ID: 8f1880

>>136085

"I was lying about being a sub too."
>>
No. 136091 ID: ba7c76

Garth gets raped by bunny.
Becomes emotionally unstable.
Becomes rapist.
Dies alone.

BAD END
>>
No. 136092 ID: 8ce2bf

>>136085
"No I don't want you to force me this isn't what I want at all and my rape fantasies aren't this at all."
>>
No. 136093 ID: 8ecfd4

>>136085
Let her live out her domination fantasies. Give off some other weak protests and then act all innocent and shit.
>>
No. 136094 ID: a85626
File 126670645719.jpg - (43.49KB , 600x564 , proceed1.jpg )
136094

>>
No. 136095 ID: 632862

>>136085
Hey. You've never done something like this. Try to expand your horizons.

HOWEVER, establish a safe word with her. Something that you can say to let her know that you really do want her to stop.
>>
No. 136096 ID: 1ec1ed

>>136085
Just try it, you might like it.

Of course, being dommed and raped by one of the least masculine animals on God's green earth is a bit embarrassing.
>>
No. 136098 ID: e9b708

She's only going to get more encouraged if you half-heartedly resist. Just turn around holding her away from you and tell her to stop. That this isn't one of your fantasies.
>>
No. 136099 ID: ffece8

>>136096
all the better.

Full force to faking submissivness. If you're man enough for it, that is.
>>
No. 136102 ID: 934ef5

>>136085
"What about Michelle? I don't want her walking in and seeing us and getting upset."

As far as going along with it, you might be able to get over it quicker if you go along with it. Try dropping to your knees, it might end up with you eating her out.
>>
No. 136103 ID: d97d76

Serves you right anyway.
>>
No. 136108 ID: 934ef5
File 126670711885.png - (5.92KB , 100x100 , MANLINESS.png )
136108

lol
>>
No. 136109 ID: 672d82

>>136085
Are you trying to tell us you don't like this, Garth? You're getting another species down on your list with minimum possible effort.
Or if letting her lead is seriously above your masculinity, let her know. Awkward moment will ensue and you'll have to find another bunny to bag.
Now think hard, what other bunnies are there in town? That's right.
>>
No. 136112 ID: 8ce2bf

>>136085
"I CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH YOU I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR BROTHER."
Easy out.
>>
No. 136114 ID: 2dd482

>>136085
you fucking pussy. You think it makes you less of a man to be fucked by a girl instead of doing the fucking? "Oh nooo this totally hot babe wants to jummp my bones that fucking sucks" God damn man, you're getting sweet tail handed to you on a fucking platter, take it!
>>
No. 136117 ID: ffece8

Hey, if you want out at any time just stop resisting, know what I mean?
>>
No. 136121 ID: 8ce2bf

>>136117
Slam your head into the wall and pass out, you won't be able to resist.
>>
No. 136122 ID: 934ef5

TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

Which is to say, as long as she isn't pegging you, don't bitch.
>>
No. 136125 ID: 1963d1

>>136085
Rabbits, man... rabbits...
>>
No. 136127 ID: 917cac

If we do it with the rabbit it might make it harder to get with the virgin. Who seems to like you
>>
No. 136128 ID: ffece8

just fuck her already
>>
No. 136130 ID: 950529
File 126670877018.png - (122.12KB , 700x700 , 196.png )
136130

Ugh fuck dammit, shit. Fine! Fine, I'll go along. You're right, it'll be another race tagged from the list.
But I'm not going to enjoy it.
Shit.

"N-no, l-listen-- I-I'm not a.. a.. a sub, a-and I d.. I don't.. I don't have rape fantasies. S-so please, just.. just cut it out.."
>"You're such a liar, dude. At least you're not lying down here."

Oh, god damn it.
>>
No. 136131 ID: 3416ec

Baseball! Cold showers! Baseball! Cold showers!

MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!
MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!
>>
No. 136132 ID: 79fd87

>>136130
Owned.
>>
No. 136133 ID: ffece8

>>136130
be more convincing.
>>
No. 136134 ID: e0b4dc

>>136130
Well, only one thing to do.
Turn the tables on her.
PROVE you're not a sub.
>>
No. 136135 ID: 632862

>>136130
I'm still suggesting establishing a safe word.
>>
No. 136138 ID: 2dd482

>>136130
oh come on, just because you're on the bottom doesn't mean you have to be a complete and total bitch. SHE'S GIVING YOU A HAND JOB ON HER OWN INITIATIVE, ISN'T THAT AWESOME? I THINK THAT"S PRETTY FUCKING COOL
>>
No. 136139 ID: 8b7db1

>>136130
Silly rabbit, that's not how physical arousal works AT ALL.
>>
No. 136140 ID: 8ecfd4

>>136130
Whisper "Please be gentle." and then let her take it from there.
>>
No. 136141 ID: 4463b9

>>136135
"S-Safe word is...I-is M-M-MAX..."
>>
No. 136142 ID: d97d76

Man with that pansy denial even I'm starting to think you want it like this.
>>
No. 136143 ID: 934ef5

>>136130
Just think, next time you are going to reverse the roles on her. Imagine how much you'll enjoy that.
>>
No. 136144 ID: ffece8

>>136141
This. A thousand times this.
>>
No. 136146 ID: d31d16

This boy's gonna be numb from knees to navel come sunrise.
>>
No. 136147 ID: e9b708

Don't let her win. You didn't go to this town to get pushed around by some woman. Get one of each species on you're own terms.
>>
No. 136150 ID: 934ef5

If she sticks her fingers in your ass, you have permission to turn around, bend her over and jam it in.
>>
No. 136154 ID: d31d16

>>136130
Let's see..
Bear girl on the beach.
Blind 'ghost' dog-girl.. twice.
Cleanup for the Restaurant, twice.
Walking all around town..

And who knows what Sammy's going to do with you..

It takes two days for the real soreness to set in, don't make any plans then.
>>
No. 136156 ID: 917cac

If you get her to realize that you're not playing around, she would feel bad about being forceful to you. Then you can probably get sex on your own terms.
>>
No. 136160 ID: f44349

If you aren't enjoying it then why are you blushing so hard? :3
>>
No. 136166 ID: 950529
File 12667110226.png - (128.69KB , 700x700 , 197.png )
136166

Because it's-- Fuck!
Shit, fine, I-I'll be-- I'll stop being a pussy and take it like a man. God damnit.. I'm not scared. Just- FUCK!

She pulls me away from the counter and tightens her grip.
"J- Just.. Just b-be gentle."
>"No way, dude. Your little gasps make my heart beat so fast.."

..FUCK!

>"Let's turn off the lights and get to the couch."
>>
No. 136168 ID: 3416ec

>>136166

At the first sign of extreme discomfort, bail.
>>
No. 136171 ID: 7fbfd2

>>136166
Hey man, if you're lucky she's gonna get all her friends involved. Just DON'T FUCK IT UP.
>>
No. 136174 ID: 632862

>>136166
Hey. Think of how happy this is going to make her. You want them to enjoy it don't you?
>>
No. 136175 ID: ffece8

Remember to struggle the whole way through.

Think she has any rope? What was that they were saying about handcuffs earlier~?
>>
No. 136176 ID: 445c48

"Yes ma'am."
>>
No. 136177 ID: 934ef5

>>136166
You're gonna get her back for this, keep telling yourself that. She did say she wanted to try being dom after all, you can probably turn the tables on her next time. Let her have her fun, and enjoy it best you can.
>>
No. 136178 ID: 632862

Seriously though, establish a safe word.
>>
No. 136179 ID: 705b6e

Ask her what the safety word is. If she doesn't give one, well fuck, GL dude.
>>
No. 136180 ID: c17fb2

>>136166
Second sexiest thing he's ever drawn, this pic is.
>>
No. 136181 ID: 934ef5

>>136178
It's hardly important unless you're actually in danger of hurting each other. As long as she doesn't pull out the whips and chains we're good.
>>
No. 136182 ID: ffece8

>>136180
Whats the first?
>>
No. 136183 ID: c17fb2

>>136182
I wouldn't know, probably hasn't shown it to us.
>>
No. 136185 ID: 8ecfd4

>>136166
Score man. You're about to get loved tenderly. Make sure that you make a lasting impression, the lady had better be satisfied once you're done.
>>
No. 136193 ID: 672d82

>>136166
And remember, Garth, no one likes a cold dead fish in bed. Be a little proactive! That's a good boy.
>>
No. 136195 ID: f21281

>>136166
What's the matter Garth? You can give it out, but you can't take it yourself?

Pff. Pussy.
>>
No. 136196 ID: f1c017
File 126671250981.jpg - (23.56KB , 400x300 , thumbnail_21922.jpg )
136196

You're stronger than her, just flip her over, dummy!
>>
No. 136199 ID: 8ce2bf

>>136166
She's probably leading you into the gangrape they were talking about earlier. Tell her she's going to have to tie you up or handcuff you to get her way.
>>
No. 136205 ID: 950529
File 12667132331.png - (120.86KB , 700x700 , 198.png )
136205

...Another race down..

>"Well, that was fun~ I could get used to being all dom.. I'll use you again some time, dude. Hmm.. Dude, you sure you don't want to hit this stick?"
>>
No. 136209 ID: 3f3ab6

"Nah..."

And next time, you'll show her. Totally will.
>>
No. 136210 ID: f21281

>>136205
"Yeah, I'm sure. But uh. Just to let you know, I'm a switch...so uh. Keep that in mind, babe."
>>
No. 136211 ID: d97d76

Seems you've met your match, huh.
>>
No. 136213 ID: f1c017

>>136205
Pass the pipe, dudette
>>
No. 136214 ID: 672d82

>>136205
Honk her fluffy tail. Take back some initiative in this, you're looking positively raped.
Honk. That. Ass.
>>
No. 136215 ID: 934ef5

>>136205
"Heh... You owe me for this... "
>>
No. 136216 ID: 632862

>>136205
"'Use' me again? Your after-sex chatter has room for improvement."
>>
No. 136218 ID: a74cce

>>136205
on the plus side, you didn't need to do any of the work, so your body should be fine...

The question now is MONEY.
>>
No. 136221 ID: 8ce2bf

>>136205
"C-can I have my hat back?"
>>
No. 136223 ID: 277821
File 126671352879.jpg - (16.34KB , 300x375 , fry-see-what-you-did-there-scaled.jpg )
136223

>>136211
>>
No. 136225 ID: f44349

You LOVED that didn't you?
Don't try to deny it~
>>
No. 136226 ID: 3f3ab6

Hmn.

Are you crying?
>>
No. 136227 ID: 934ef5

>>136221
Oh god HE HAS NO HAT.

It really WAS rape D:
>>
No. 136228 ID: f1c017

REPORT HER TO THE AUTHORITIES.
FUCK THE POLICE.
LITERALLY.
>>
No. 136229 ID: 817cd3

>>136205
Told yah... playa fraida getten played... seems you aint got no game. Just pack up your silly little hat and run home to mama to cry...
>>
No. 136242 ID: 950529
File 126671471646.png - (122.97KB , 700x700 , 199.png )
136242

N-No! No.. No, I'm not.. I'm not crying- I'm not.

I let out a long deep sigh.

"Use.. U-use me again? Y--"
>"Just had to borrow you to try out full domination, dude. Thanks."
"..Yeah.. Uhm.. Just so you know, I-I'm a switch, babe."
>"Not with me, you're not."
".. .. C-can I have my hat back?"
>"Hmm, you're not spendin' the night?"
>>
No. 136246 ID: 817cd3

>>136240
You are now. I mean... really what else you gunna do? go back to your little one room apartment and sleep in a cold bed? You got a nice warm bed here already.
>>
No. 136247 ID: 79fd87

>>136242
Do it, or you're not a man.
Then again, you just lost the pants in that relationship, so...
>>
No. 136248 ID: 3f3ab6

>"Not with me, you're not."
We'll see about that.
>>
No. 136249 ID: f1c017

>>136242
fuck no you ain't stayin' no night. tell her you have other plans or just flat out say you didn't want this or something. BE A MAN, DAMMIT.
>>
No. 136251 ID: 8ce2bf

>>136242
"I keep my hat on all the time I love it more than anything, I'll still stay."
>>
No. 136256 ID: 632862

You! Be honest with us. Did you like this new experience at all? If so, stay the night. If not, GTFO.
>>
No. 136257 ID: 934ef5

>>136246
Michelle lives here too right? She's gonna be hard enough to bag, without us walking out of her housemates room in the morning.
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No. 136259 ID: 672d82

If this seriously bothers you, maybe you should try talking to her about it.
She seems like an okay person, actually... just thought you were okay with this, what with the signals you were giving off when you were having drinks with the girls.
That or she's a sex maniac.
You should probably talk to her about this, or it could stay with you.
Ain't nothing gonna break your stride, right?
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No. 136262 ID: 2dd482

>>136257
good idea.

say you don't think it would be considerate of the otherh ousemates if you stay.
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No. 136267 ID: 445c48

Yeah, don't stay the night.
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No. 136274 ID: 79fd87

What if she holds your hat hostage?
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No. 136276 ID: e6efc0

Karma's a bitch, ain't it?

Take your hat, take control, then take her.
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No. 136281 ID: 934ef5

>>136276
I think our boy is done for tonight, he just needs to get out of here and pull himself back together.
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No. 136283 ID: badf27

Hey Garth.


OWNED, BITCH!
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No. 136285 ID: 4463b9

>>136242
Just get your hat and get out of there, man.
Ignore everything.
There's nothing wrong with crying, Hoss.
Let it out.
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No. 136288 ID: f1c017

>>136276
Take your hat, take control, then take her.
TO LA POLICIA
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No. 136301 ID: a7a85a

I think Garth is going to surprise you later.
I have my reasons but I'm not going to tread on the man's plans by spoiling it.

Let's just leave it that I think he's being grossly underestimated.
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No. 136308 ID: 950529
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136308

I.. did not enjoy it. It was just weird. Ugh. But it's bunnies checked on the list.
Fuck.
I'll talk about it with her when.. when the mood isn't like this.

"I-I.. uh.. I don't think i-it'd be considerate to your roommates."
>"Yeah, alright."

She rolls off me and I quickly get up to put on my hat.
She gets up after me and grabs me again.
>"Give me a kiss first, dude. Good night."


She heads upstairs, leaving me to my clothes.
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No. 136311 ID: a8f261

Venturing outside your comfort zone, huh? You don't like it when you're not the one in control?
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No. 136314 ID: 3416ec

Return to room, shower off in shame, and go to bed.
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No. 136315 ID: e3f578

Uh oh, a kiss man? She's thinking something more. And she's smart and not naive. FFFUUU-
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No. 136316 ID: cd6aa4

>>136308
Next time, you can dom dude, just pull the ol' switcheroo. Doesn't matter if she likes it or not, that's the point.
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No. 136317 ID: f1c017

threeP is the only one that feels sorry for garth :(
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No. 136322 ID: 4463b9

>>136308
Head home and just go to bed.
Figure this shit out later.

>>136316
>>136276
and no, no, no you stupid fucks because that's just rape

>>136317
and pay attention in IRC damn it no you aren't
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No. 136323 ID: 934ef5

>>136308
When you're feeling up to it, you've really got to give that girl a pounding, make her fucking like it until she can't even see straight.

But for now you need a break man. I suggest no more screwing until the mice girls tomorrow.
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No. 136330 ID: 950529
File 126671795588.png - (81.21KB , 700x700 , 201.png )
136330

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No. 136333 ID: cd6aa4

>>136322
Eat a dick.

>>136330
Do you know all there is to know about the crying game now, Garth?
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No. 136336 ID: 8f1880

>>136330

Man up faggot.
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No. 136338 ID: f1c017

>>136336
How would you feel if some strange woman just drugged you and took advantage of you? I know a guy that was raped by a woman like that and he felt like shit and couldn't wash it off. Put yourself in someone else's shoes. Just because you think Garth is a dickhole doesn't mean he doesn't have feelings. Man I'm fag
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No. 136340 ID: 3f3ab6

Guys, I thing G-man here needs a little time.
Eh well. Cut our losses. Bunnies shot down. Never speak of this again.

And that, sirs, is why we make sure that what we do isn' rape.
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No. 136341 ID: 934ef5

The difference here is he went for it. Sure, not for the right reasons and with some bad advice, but it is still on him.
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No. 136342 ID: 8f1880

>>136338

She didn't drug him. And there's nothing to gain by sulking and feeling bad for yourself like a pussy. You pick yourself up off your ass and you get on with your life.
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No. 136343 ID: 817cd3

So... Garth, I suppose that shook you up enough that you might actually listen and give a straight answer...

Why the list? Why do you have to screw all of these girls? wouldn't you just prefer to get know know one girl really well who cared about you?

I mean, sure most guys would say.. "yeah that sounds pretty wicked.. that would be cool to have some variety.. spice of life an all that.." but still to be so... "I 'need' to screw you even if I don't what to..." why?
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No. 136345 ID: d97d76

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Prick.
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No. 136353 ID: 591ef4

HahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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No. 136355 ID: 0abb50

>>136330

Man the FUCK UP.

YOU ARE BABIES.
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No. 136358 ID: e4bd3e

So Garth...Ever been raped?
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No. 136361 ID: 950529
File 126671903843.png - (35.75KB , 700x700 , 202.png )
136361

Well..

There is a reason I want to fuck all the bitches.
It's just a long story. Well, maybe not.
You see, it---




...My bed smells like Diane.



...It's nice.
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No. 136362 ID: 817cd3

>>136330
Hell, did it occur to you that this is rather like what you did back on the beach? You just roll in with your mile high ego and overwhelm these women with your charisma... then suddenly you can't take it when the shoe is on the other foot and you are the one being 'taught' things.
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No. 136363 ID: 8f1880

>>136361

Hey. HEY! Don't think you can get away from us THAT easily!
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No. 136364 ID: 3f3ab6

Once more we're interrupted.
Heh.

Sleep well, buddy. We'll do a better job at caring for ya tomorrow.
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No. 136365 ID: 672d82

Uh... yea... uhm. Yea. Garth? Sleep well.
And talk to Max in the morning. It's heavy stuff, but by God you need a friend right about now.
Seems like giving in wasn't a good idea after all.
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No. 136368 ID: e3f578

Ugh, lay off the guy. We don't need to get anvilicious in here. I don't give a fuck on how wrong he is or was. I'd help a prick out. I'd help a nice guy out.
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No. 136371 ID: 632862

Let's not talk to Max about this. It's probably not a great idea to tell anyone that Sam forced herself on you. Unless you *want* her to get in trouble.

You like how Diane smells, huh? Interesting.
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No. 136374 ID: a7a85a

>>136343


He is an ambassador of peace and boning between the races. Respect his authoritau.
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No. 136383 ID: cd6aa4

>>136361
Think about Diane as you schlick.

Yeah, that's right, I said schlick, you subservient little woman.
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No. 136385 ID: 934ef5

Honestly? I thought he'd get into it. Ah well he'll be ok.
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No. 136388 ID: e6efc0

>>136361
Storytime is very therapeutic. Enjoy your nice-smelling bed, reminisce a little for us, and you'll be back to fucking bitches in no time.
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No. 136389 ID: 4463b9

>>136333
right because yeah he totally deserved this karmic payback of getting raped for raping those chicks

cause its not like he's stated he didn't want to break any hearts and hasn't actually raped anyone and has always engaged in consensual sex every time

pff no fucking way he did
yeah fuck this prick
man up you little girl
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No. 136390 ID: 0abb50

>His father is Leisure Suit Larry. Larry died six months ago. His final words to his son were "Go out and fuck all the bitches.

>Fucking all the species is just the first step in this master plan.
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No. 136392 ID: 632862

>>136389
Was it rape, really? He said he would play along. I think it wasn't rape. It was just bad sex, and he's had no experience with that so it came as a shock to him.

This kind of thing builds character.
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No. 136393 ID: 950529
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136393

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No. 136395 ID: 3416ec

>>136393

Kickin' RAD.
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No. 136396 ID: 934ef5

>>136393
Uh... wat

...I'm guessing whacking off wouldn't count for that multiplier.
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No. 136399 ID: 0abb50

>>136396

3 intercourse, one BJ, four orgasms.

Do the math, man.
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No. 136405 ID: 445c48

>>136399
He's saying we probably wouldn't get bonus points for fapping.
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No. 136436 ID: c5f90c

If we fap a lot we could get a really good score tomorrow.
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No. 136450 ID: a7a85a

>>136436

Fapping is counter productive to the goal. I'm thinking point deductions.
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No. 136470 ID: 2cff42

Where is the 'STDs Accrued' stat?
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No. 136489 ID: 934ef5

>>136393
Wait a minute, even if it was an accident shouldn't we get bonus points for anal?
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No. 136509 ID: 632862

>>136489
Apparently, anal sex gives as many points as vaginal does.
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No. 136534 ID: 19ecf1

>>136393

Character main Quest: Fuck all the (rest) of the bitches

Suggester subquest 1: Actually get the backstory

Character subquest 1: Earn enough money to pull off that double date (reward: step closer in main quest)

Char subquest 2: Get enough money and plan a date in the city for Diane (reward: Step closer in the main quest)

Character subquest 3: Get Liz connected to the townspeople. (reward: Garth Karma up & increased town respect)

Char subquest 4: Show Sam that Garth IS dominant, damn it... (reward: Garth gets some balls)

other stuff to consider:
Current detection (how likely we are to get caught and kicked out of town)?

Current cash sources(WE NEED MONEY)

Town Reputation (related to detection)

Physical proweress (guy just screwed 3 times... in a day. He's gonna be aching...)

Anything I missed?
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No. 136601 ID: 54eda2

To be fair it's not like what she did was much different than what he does guys! And if he really wanted he could have gotten out of the situation. Calling it rape is sorta over the top.
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No. 136602 ID: 934ef5

>>136534
Liz sub-subquest: Find out who has been giving her food, and what the story is there. Need to do this before making her presence known to the others, or we might never. Will probably involves staking out the place when she puts the basket out.

It's once a week so we want to get that taken care of sooner than later, we should go by there first thing in the morning and talk to her for that info (and apologize for the assreaming). We might even see who has been going there when we do.
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No. 136606 ID: 19ecf1

>>136601
but he didn't get to keep his hat on during sex
(new suggester subquest: WHY DOES HE WEAR A HAT DURING SEX?!)

And on top of that, he seduces people. He doesn't suddenly jump on them and start rubbing their nipples. He gets them to do as he wants through suggestion and charisma... half of which cannot be applied outside his realm without getting bitch-slapped.
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No. 136616 ID: 54eda2

>>136606
Except one can quite easily argue that's what he did to her during the little party thing. The bear didn't really seem into it either, was that rape to you?
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No. 136617 ID: 79431b

>>136606
Sensual touching is very much a form of seduction, especially if you think you're a dom dealing with a sub.

Also he grabbed a handful of ass before even saying hello before.
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No. 136672 ID: 154253

>>136616
The bear was into it, she did start off by trying to take off his shirt. And she enjoyed it during and at the end. And that's the point you're missing: mutual enjoyment. What Sam did was fairly shitty because it wasn't mutual which is especially important when you do things like dom/sub. Garth needs to have a serious talk with her to at least let her know where the line is, and at best get some closure.
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No. 136687 ID: 9d07d9

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RapeIsOkWhenItIsFemaleOnMale
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No. 136697 ID: d22b8d

Oh yes, he was totally resisting. He could've stopped talking like a tsundere and turned around and probably get "normal" sex. He didn't.

Anyway... Liz's house is quite big. Maybe it could be fixed and cleaned then used as a mini-hotel. Would also get Max some clients. Gotta ask Liz first of course.
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No. 136698 ID: 8ce2bf

>>136697
He's too much of a GAY SUBBY GIRL to resist properly, and he totally wanted it anyway. Rock hard even when he'd already came three times that day before she even touched his dick.
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No. 136726 ID: 8b7db1

>>136698
As I eluded to earlier, AND is stated in the TVTropes link: Just because Garret got an erection doesn't make it any less rape-like. Though ultimately, I am kinda torn.

On one hand, I dislike the idea of him having sex against his will.

On the OTHER hand... I really hate it if/when he has sex with others and it's seemingly against THEIR will. AKA with the bear earlier. He seemed to forceful, so a part of me was maybe glad that he got to realize what it's like.

Of course, with his whole MYSTERIOUS PAST this could have done a lot more damage to him than any of us could know.
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No. 136729 ID: 701a19

New quest: Get the rights to the old house and start cleaning it up.
New side quest: Sleep in old house to earn a wage from Max.

New quest: Construct harem of willing girls.
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No. 136730 ID: 0d6376
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136730

>>136726
>MYSTERIOUS PAST
Moar like TRAUMATIC PAST, amirite?
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No. 136731 ID: d22b8d

>>136726
But he didn't resist at all. How the hell was that rape? And the bear was just unsure but liked it.
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No. 136737 ID: f8ec16

>>136731
It's not a completely clear-cut case of rape, but he did give in to a sexual encounter he wasn't comfortable or okay with.
We helped him justify what was going on and endure it, but afterwards we, and him, see how much he wasn't actually okay with it.
While it might not "rape" in the strictest sense of the term, it's a decent expression for how he feels about about it.
He didn't really enjoy the experience. Thus it could be called rape, even if it wasn't forced through violence.
(I feel bad for egging him on too. Sorry Garth, we'll make it better :<)
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No. 136738 ID: d22b8d

>>136737
Considering he ignored us a few times when he disagreed, i don't see why he didn't this time.
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No. 136779 ID: abd8f5

>>136737
He even had his hat taken off.

Now that's just plain wrong. Garth should never be without his awesome hat.
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No. 136813 ID: 701a19

Next volume:
http://www.tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/136783.html
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No. 136830 ID: 67c611

Guys, what we are going to do is get back at Samantha by taking the lead through force. We need some way to restrain her. It's an easy way to tip the power balance. Making her feel helpless is the goal here. People quickly crumble if they don't see an easy way out. Ask Max if you can borrow some handcuffs.

Here's the plan. Agree to see her sometime, preferably at her house, alone. When she has her back turned go up behind her and grab her by one wrist and twist it up behind her back. Now you need to forcefully but not violently shove her up against a wall or over a counter or table. Handcuff her or otherwise restrain her and start with the taunting and mocking. Put a dog collar on her. The feeling of being owned like that is very degrading. Don't wait around. If you are up for it go straight to slamfucking. Alternatively you could make her beg for it.

Be creative. Have fun.
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