go on IRC, convince people to change their nicks to Bob

Become THE_TRUE_BOB

Get out of the light, be eaten by a grue.

And so cometh the Alpha Bob, as foretold in legends ages past!

All hail the Alpha Bob!

Awaken from your ages long slumber to bring glory upon this wasted earth!

Man, I'm good at this quest.

Bob!sRg2SqGvH. 2009/07/25(Sat)11:50 No. 13196 ID: 40dc56
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>>13181
hey I guess I am!
>>13183
k.

same thing we do every day

try to take over the bob

>>13197
Our legion of bobs will follow us to the ends of the earth.

>>13196

And so it came to pass that the BobKing rose from his aged tomb to find himself in a place not of his reckoning.

Oh what shall you do, oh Bob of Bobs? No, there is no question. You must go, and take your place as the true Bob, King of all that is Bob!

Leave this place at once! We must find a great podium from which you might make your great proclamation and be accepted as the true ruler of Bob on this earth!

>>13196
Open door.
Name what you find Bob2.
Lead an army.

Bob!sRg2SqGvH. 2009/07/25(Sat)11:58 No. 13208 ID: 40dc56
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>>13202
okay sure!

>GOOD DAY TO YOU THE TRUE BOB

>>13208
oh Bob.

Proclaim, "I AM BOB!"

Take over the world.
Ascend to godhood.

>>13210
dontcha mean bobhood?

As expected! Now bow before the TrueBob, demand their servitude, and let us bring a new age upon this world!

Bob!sRg2SqGvH. 2009/07/25(Sat)12:03 No. 13218 ID: 40dc56
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>>13210
>>13213
>>13214
Well that wasn't so hard!

End of chapter 1.

Smite all the fools that refuse to join the Bobmind.

>>13218
Bob sure is huge. Being this huge we should claim the Universe as our own.

Excellent, my most hallowed liege! The BobKing, Bob the Alpha Bob, stand atop your golden throne, it is only just worthy enough of carrying your great presence.

I, your humble servant, shall be at your disposal whence I am required. For now, rest, my Bobship, for the next time I believe we shall encounter great troubles that will require all the might we can muster to solve.

Supernova Stain !FKk4keqK9w 2009/07/25(Sat)12:53 No. 13266 ID: 72ee5e
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I HAVE COME TO STOP THE BOBS!

Declare war on the Daves.

>>13266
The secret is Ska.

Supernova Stain !FKk4keqK9w 2009/07/25(Sat)13:23 No. 13309 ID: 72ee5e
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>>13288
Did you say..... SKA?!