>>152312

Someone has cast stop on you. Have a party member use Chronos' Tear to cure status effect!
Trust me here, I'm Father Time, I know these things.

The question is... who cast the spell and why are Time Mages trying to assassinate you.

Oh, wait, evil, right. I forgot.

In that case, kick them from the game for ignoring the Evil Boss Stop Immunity Passive Skill.

Assuming you have it.

Please tell me you have it?

>>159681
You're evil.

And Muschio, if he's sleeping, do wake him gently. No point in startling him more than he'll already be.

>>152311
WHat ever you do, make sure he is an ally.
A friend of like him is a rare thing indeed.
Besides, burning that town down was a freak accident.

>>161241
Well, we did kinda want to terrorise them a little...

I mean, we weren't dissatisfied with what happened and we did cause it; true, it was an accident, but hey, it got results.


Maybe we should burn Ridder down if he tries to kill us.

Son of a bitch. I was hoping this chapter would be done in the time it took me to read through Ruby and this from the beginning.

Oh well, time to cycle myself in amongst the mass of insanity.

(Saged for not actually contributing)

Still paused?

>>164211
YES OF COURSE IT'S STILL PAUSED

Stop bumping the thread!

omg sage

[saged for no reason]

Suggestion 2010/05/09(Sun)14:10 No. 175605 ID: 5a3711
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reave might be gone, but weave's still around, and I have it on good authority he's biding his time, ready to pick up the pieces!

Dompag 2010/07/14(Wed)14:17 No. 207803 ID: b4b04d
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Mm? What?
Oh, it's you again. I thought you were going with the boss.
You get bumped around like this often?

Anyway, what kin I do for ya?

So, how's socializing with the princess coming along?

>>207803
Check up on the princess.

>>207803
Well you know Mushio seemed to have things well under control so we weren't really needed on that end. So we decided to just chill over here.

So Dompag, that princess eh? Quite a fine piece of ass isn't she? Why don't you go over there and put in some more moves on her.

>>207803
Hey Dompag. You look surprised.

...Aren't you supposed to be watching the princess?

>>207803
Iunno, exactly, actually.

>>207803
Yeah we do kinda get bumped around a lot. I bet if you got bumped around as much as we do, you'd be plenty happy, EH? GET IT?

>>207803
Zoom in on the ravishing specimen of Orc on your wall.

Where do you even get those posters?

Dompag 2010/07/14(Wed)14:25 No. 207820 ID: b4b04d
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The Princess? Oh yes, Princess Vittima and I have been getting along rather well. Especially after all the time I've been spending with her. She's down for a nap right now but I thought I'd prepare a nice snack for later.
I'd be lying if I said I never tapped royalty before, but a Princess? Well that's a new bar to set.

A lady like this though, you gotta go slow. But all those years sheltered in her little ivory tower... well, let's just say some things are best learned through firsthand experience.

>>207820
Well you know Tislomer does have some aphrodisiacs. Maybe you could sneak some into the princess food and make her believe she has the Nymphs Jinx.

>>207820
I hope that, with the slow pace you've been setting, you aren't friendzoned.

>>207823
A smooth motherfucker like Dompag? Friendzoned?
An outrageous assumption.

>>207820
You might want to take it a step further after having snacked with the stacked princess, she clearly wants you.

>>207820
Well we know YOU are getting along with her. How is she feeling otherwise? I mean it would be swell if she could be an ally to our cause someday, as opposed to an indignant pissed off royal who would just as soon order the rest of our throats cut.

Dompag 2010/07/14(Wed)14:55 No. 207838 ID: b4b04d
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Eh? How's SHE doing?
Well good as can be expected I assume. She's taking this whole "kidnapped" thing pretty well, not makin' much fuss. Boss seems pretty damn mad at her though, and she seems pretty scared o'him, but that's fine by me. Gives me a chance to play a little good guard/bad guard.

Speakin' o'which, d'you think he's comin' back soon?

>>207838
Day or two maybe... why?

>>207838
Should be another day or two. I think he managed to settle things pretty well where he was going. But there is some travel time necessary to get back and probably some preparations to get done before he can leave.

Say, what would be your feelings on marriage with the princess?

>>207840
don't see dompag as a marriage kinda guy. on the upside though if you do marry her you would totally count as a king.

Dompag 2010/07/14(Wed)15:02 No. 207847 ID: b4b04d
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Hey, don't read me wrong. I enjoy time without supervision, especially when the Princess is concerned.
But Finnie and Ash are out there with him, and I sure wouldn't mind their return.

>>207842
Are kings anound here allowed to have harems? Or perhaps a few attractive handmaidens to help the Queen in her duties?

See I think Muschio would probably let you become some kind of subordinate king under him. If you manage to romance her properly you could get a royal seat out of all this.

Also, odd question, how long do Ogres generally live?

>>207847
Well let's go hang with the princess and try to get in her frilly princess pantaloons while we're waiting for their return.

About Ashedel... You know Muschio's friend he's visiting? He's decided to court her.

Of course, you realize that Finnie is madly in love with Muschio, right?

>>207847
Well you know you could get to work on the princess. And if you're good enough then maybe she wouldn't mind a threesome with Ash when they get back.

>>207847
Finny is still completely head over heels in love with Muschio, and Ash is now kinda engaged. The princess is the only free girl at the moment.

HEY how's Ona doing? A bit less skittish maybe?

Dompag 2010/07/14(Wed)15:14 No. 207863 ID: b4b04d
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Ash may be proposed to, but that ain't mean she's MARRIED yet. Which means she's still fair game. Hell, even if she was married, that wouldn't necessarily mean anything. Don't want to say anything we can't take back now, do we?

We've already been over Finnie's obsession with the boss. But I believe that with time, any girl gets the desire for variety.

Besides, didn't you know?
That gobbo owes me a favor. ♥

Fredrick!FaGGoTTciw 2010/07/14(Wed)15:17 No. 207865 ID: badf27
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I hope you're talking about her enlarging the doors of the Vault.

>>207863
Oh, from the raid, right? Hmm, might not be the best way to cash in on it though. She is very obsessed with the boss, and she also has the capacity to be a scheming bitch. Piss her off and you might end up in a very bad position.

Anyway, that's for later. For now you should work on the princess. Or maybe that new girl, Ona. Although she might be a bit small, but I'm sure a gentleman as yourself can find ways around that.

>>207865
I think he's talking about enlarging the doors of her vault!
How big are you down there, Dompag? Are you too big for Ona or maybe even Finesse to handle?

>>207863
Dompag, you still didn't answer, how old are you, I want to know a little more about what makes you, you.

Finnie's dedication to the Malto family may stretch back farther than you've been alive.

Besides we've got a better reward for you coming soon, I remember you mentioning "sweet as a gnoll pup?" Well there's a nubile gnoll lady in need of some serious therapy coming your way soon if you consider our plans a bit?

Hope you don't mind biting, or burns, girl's got spirit.

Dompag 2010/07/14(Wed)15:58 No. 207903 ID: b4b04d
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Look, I know how to handle girls her size, all right? If I had a habit of breakin' 'em I wouldn't get any return customers, y'see what I mean?

Right now I'm focused on the Princess though. I'm gonna bring her some cheese and a little wine from my private stash. Alcohol's always a good ice breaker.

Ah, alcohol! No doubt about it: I can't live without it.

But I don't have any utensils. That won't do. You think Babrakus would have some?

Probably, so long as you don't mind wood.

if not then finnie should be able to whip some up pretty quick.

>>207903
Don't you guys have utensils you use at dinner?

>>207903
Babrakus is pretty handy with his tools, I'm sure he has a little something for you to use. He might be having a little trouble with Tislomer, he's not so great at talking up ladies like you are! Maybe you could help him out a bit when you get utensils from him.

>>207903
Shouldn't there be some cheeseknives and corkscrews in the kitchen? I doubt Babrakus has either of those, but asking shouldn't hurt.

Dompag 2010/07/14(Wed)16:17 No. 207925 ID: b4b04d
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Hm. I guess Babs isn't-



...here.

>>207925
Hmmm, just a quick peek on her tits wouldn't hurt would it? Just make sure you don't wake her up.

>>207925

Oh hey.

Is this one of those rape things?

>>207925
If you're looking at her when she wakes up she's going to think you want to rape her. You know that, don't you? She is excessively paranoid about rape for some reason.

>>207928
>>207929
Dompag would never take advantage of a woman. I am shocked, shocked that you would suggest such a thing.

Clearly, the most gentlemanly thing to do would be to gently shake her until she wakes up and take a step or two back to preserve her personal space before asking her anything, like if she knows where Babrakus might be.

i've always wondered what those thingies on her head feel like, go squeeze one.

if she wakes up just say you were looking for babraksus.

>>207925
That silly drawing has been there for too long now. Make a new one!

Yeahh, of all people you want to freak this girl out the LEAST. Be veeery careful here.

>>207925
If you want to talk to her, step outside close the door and knock on it to wake her up. But I'd suggest just avoiding her.

>>207925
Careful, she's skittish. We're connected to her now, by the way. She's taking a nip-nap right now on account of some sort of drug plant she was chewing on. Hopefully she'll have forgotten all about the 'rape cave' theory she had by the time she wakes up.

Oh, also, we potentially have a new guest coming back with the Boss. A half-crazed gnoll bitch that's probably going to need cell space. We must make sure that nothing flammable ends up in her chamber until after some serious therapy.

But as for immediate actions: Avoid the Ona.

And dont forget to get the utensils BACK from the princess once she's done eating. Even if she isn't likely to escape, it might be bad if someone else thinks she's gathering tools for it.

>>207925

The boss has met this one, Dompag. She's a decent chick; she sells "herbs" if you know what I mean. Nothin' serious. Some stuff that actually is medicinal, believe it or not. She might be setting up shop around here.

She's a bit high-strung, though, particularly in regards to, uh, romantic advances. Almost paranoid, actually. You may need some delicacy.

Dompag 2010/07/14(Wed)17:25 No. 207980 ID: b4b04d
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Eh, you're right. She's certainly a fine young girl, and... ah mother o'mercy have you SEEN what she wears?
But if I scared her she'd probably never get over it, so I gotta tread lightly around this one. I just knock on the doorframe and keep a distance.

She startles and sits bolt upright.
>"AAA! H-huh? ...Oh. Oh, Dompag. It's you. I was having this great dream... hoo. So. Uh, what's up? Are they back?"
"Not yet."
>"Oh. Well, what'd you want then?"

>>207980
Ask if she knows where Babrakus keeps the eating utensils.

>>207980
Ask her if she has any sweet ass drugs that she feels like sharing.

Then go find a corkscrew and a cheeseknife.

Ask about Babrakus, utensils, and tell her how cute she is when she's sleeping, in that order.

Oooh, and ask her what she was dreaming about.

Dompag 2010/07/14(Wed)17:52 No. 208005 ID: b4b04d
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"Do you know where I could get some utensils? The Princess and I are going to have a nice evening snack."
>"Wine and cheese? Dompag, you smooth operator, don't you think she sees right through you?"
"Honestly? No, I don't."
>"Well, I'm sure there are utensils in Tislomer's lab, just make sure you clean them up real nicely, unless you want your date bursting into flames halfway through the brie. And put them back too, she doesn't like people touching her stuff."
"Yeah, a lot of women SAY that..."

She gives me a strange look. I try to continue the conversation.
"So, what were you dreaming about?"
>"Wouldn't you like to know~?"

>>208005
Tell her that you would, but later and over some nice drugs.

Then go get the necessary tools for a nice cheese snack with the princess.

>>208005
"Perhaps you could tell me over some nice wine and cheese?"

>>208005
"Uhhh... Yes, I would?"

>>208005
Wait, is she flirting with you? ...hmm. Seems like she's grown to trust you a little. Remain cautious; she might not mean it.

"What, not even a hint?"

Dompag 2010/07/14(Wed)18:08 No. 208014 ID: b4b04d
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Okay then, I better not push it. I'm starting to get the feeling she sees through me. She's a very down to earth sort of girl, despite her obvious paranoia. She didn't seem as wary around me as usual, but then again, you did just say she was trying to sleep off some drugs.

I give her some space and go find a simple knife at Tislomer's workstation. I'll be sure to clean this off before using it. After what happened to the poor girl I sure ain't takin' any chances.

>>208014
Then clean off the knife, uncork the bottle and lets get wooing on the princess.

>>208014
Don't forget to clean it AFTER you use it too.

There's no way this could go horribly wrong.

>>208014
So... what? Nobody bothered to clean the ash off the other half of the room? You know, you might consider doing it yourself and earning some points with the boss. That, or get somebody else to do it.

>>208014
taste test the wine to make sure it's not poisoned.

>>208014
Make very sure nothing is wrong with it, from touching anything weird. Wash it, then lick it for any weird taste or sensation, then wash it again.

As far as
>I'm starting to get the feeling she sees through me.
Well, so what? Be honest with yourself around her, be friendly and helpful without any kind of an act. Maybe even talk to her about your conquests, since I'm sure you were always a gentleman maybe that would actually impress her? Or at least let her know you're a nice safe and gentle fling if she ever feels the need.

Dompag 2010/07/14(Wed)18:32 No. 208033 ID: b4b04d
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I test the knife with a tiny slice of cheese for myself. It seems fine.
>Maybe even talk to her about your conquests
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
On a girl like that? Really? You must be out of your goddamn mind.
...I guess technically you are! Ha ha ha!

Now I'm gonna have a nice quiet --
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Ah, great.
There's the door. What great timing.

>>208033
Quick, attach the knife to your forehead.

>>208033
Probably some cockblocking douchebags. Make sure you have your weapons at hand when you get the door. And don't open it completly, just open a viewslit and make sure you're not standing directly in view of whoever would be outside. Then ask them what they want.

well you gotta answer, they may just keep knocking and letting one of the girls get it may be bad if it's someone looking for a fight.

>>208033
Time to do your job.

>>208033
Come to the door with cake in your hand. No one is the enemy of delicious cake. Don't GIVE them any, just tempt them with it.

>>208033
Open the door.







get on the floor
everybody do the dinosaur~

>>208045
It's "walk". WALK, you fool.

That must be the devil. Let him in...

Dompag 2010/07/14(Wed)18:56 No. 208058 ID: b4b04d
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"Boss?"
>"AH! Dompag, thank goodness. Could you please-"
>"AAAAAAAH I WILL EAT YOUR FUCKING SKIIIIINNN"
>"Ashedel, hold her! Dompag, listen. I need you to take-"
>"COWARDS, WHY DON'T YOU RAPE MEEEE"
>"Take this uh-"
>"I WILL RAPE YOU AND DRINK YOUR TEARS"
>"this young lady and see to it that she's properly restrained before she can hurt any-"
>"YOU THINK HE CAN HOLD ME? I WILL TEAR HIS FUCKING NIPPLES OFF WITH MY BARE HANDS AND THEN I WILL COME FOR YOU, YOU BLUE-HAIRED COWAAAARD"
>"Just get her restrained! And NOT with the Princess!"
>"I'LL KILL YOU SO SLOWWWWW, YOU WILL BEG ME TO KILL YOU FAST AND I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF AND BITE OUT YOUR ORGANS"

"... is she, uh, a captive?"
>"More like a favor with a friend. She's our responsibility now, so don't hurt her-"
>"HURT ME! HURT ME YOU COWARD, YOU LITTLE SHIT, YOU WHOOOOOORE"
>"...and make sure she can't hurt anyone else."
>"I WILL HURT EVERYTHING"

>>208058
Welp, you heard the boss man. Toss her over one shoulder and take her to the dungeon. Your date will have to wait for another day.

>>208058
Sweet as a gnoll pup~
Be gentle with her, Dompag.

>>208058
Dompag, I think this might actually be right up your alley.
From what I understand of the Fangs they followed a classical canine structure, so she might need somebody to assert their dominance over her in order for her to calm down and behave.

Well you heard the boss. Go put her in with the princess.

>>208058
Erm... well, as far as we know from over there, she's a mercenary... and she has issues... And she apparently WANTS to be raped...
what an odd fetish...

also, sup Muschio. Why didn't yea get a shard in Ridder? Great way to combine minds

>>208058
...apply fist directly to forehead? I mean, you are usually gentle-like, but maybe you could knock her out, so tieing her up is easier. And this is a narrative world, right, no chance of brain damage if you knock someone out.

>>208063
This is a pretty good point, actually. And you've got the build to do whatever asserting may need to be done.

And if all else fails you could probably just punch her unconscious.

>>208058
Tell the boss that if she can't go with the princess, the Odds are going to have to dig an additional cell. We probably want a good three feet of stone between this thing and anybody else.

It would be extremely prudent to get a muzzle on her as soon as possible. She bites. Choke hold with left arm and use right hand to clamp her mouth shut if you want to deal with her now.

And get the dirt gremlins working on digging out another cell. It would probably be best to put her in an entirely different room. Good two feet of stone and a heavy wooden door with cloth draped on both sides should keep the noise in. Just a standard cell inside there.

Dompag 2010/07/14(Wed)19:24 No. 208099 ID: b4b04d
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>"Dompag... er, I must admit I'm at a loss here. Sir Ridder asked me to rehabilitate this scarred individual, but I'm not entirely sure how to go about-"
"It's okay, boss. I got this."
>"Ah, I was hoping you would. You're the only one capable of keeping her under control, anyway. From now on, she's under your care, understood?"
"Absolutely, boss."


The cells?
She'd scare the Princess half to death.
No, I have a better idea.

My room is plenty secure, and I'll certainly be able to keep a close eye on her.

I always did like a challenge.

>>208099

Ho boy...

Do not be gentle. Be really firm. Look at those teeth. She could bite your dick RIGHT OFF.

Plus, I bet she doesn't mind.

>>208099
Dompag has a puppy.

Oh u, Dompag. That's why we love you.

>>208099
Wow. You seem to have things handled pretty well. I guess you could say it all worked out better than expected.