>>12177

Get used to it, 'friend'. I plan on guiding us along a great journey, a great and long journey, and I imagine we'll have quite the bit of time to share together.

Now rest. Shshsh. Quiet. Peace. Now is a time of rest, let such petty worries go. We have much to do.

Muschio 2009/07/24(Fri)08:31 No. 12182 ID: c01408
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YES! YOU ARE RIGHT!

The man deserved what happened to him for that ignominy!

In fact -- perhaps I was too lenient!
Yes indeed, this punishment is not fitting at all! He should not die in the cold and quiet!
He should be made to live, and suffer the taunting laughter of the very one he tormented! ME!

And every day I shall hold over his head the fate of his lovely Linbella Silvermoone, locked away in a tower and pining for love, until he cried and begs for my mercy!
And every day, when he asks of her, I shall blow a raspberry at HIM!

HAHAHAHA!

>>12182
Yes! Fabulous! Go see if he's still alive!

Oh god, we're serving a 5-year-old with a god complex and a funny nose.

Jesus Christ man. As your deeply buried goodness that is utterly appalling. He... blew a raspberry at you? And you locked away his lover and buried him alive? He was a kid! You were a kid! Kids do things like that!

>>12182
I thought you said he was dead?

>>12181

Are you kidding? I need to make sure we don't get ourselves killed. What would you all do without the only rational-thinking voice in the lot of us?

>>12182

...And I can't believe I'm supposed to be a part of YOU.

>>12182

Oh, for the love of...

No matter. I won't try and talk you out of it. But please, have the sense to realize that the act of digging this bastard up is far below your station. You have minions, make them go about this ridiculous task.

I'll leave the dealings of this man to you other fellows, I cannot stomach the existence of such a worthless worm myself. I shall return when my presence is required.

Oy. Oy, boss.
Before you go out there check up on Finesse.

>>12179

Ha ha! You think YOU'RE the one who is IGNORED?

>>12182
Oh yes, but why restrict yourself to only mental torture?

Representing your Blood Lust, I say we see if we can't bleed him in the most painful way, but only a little each day so he stays alive.

BRING YOUR BLADE, SO THAT YOU MAY SEPARATE ITS HEAD FROM ITS SHOULDERS SHOULD THE NEED ARISE.

>>12191
If I had my way Lil' Muschie would be all 4 inches (no need to be ashamed Boss) inside Finesse's Toolbox by now.

Muschio, when you DO dig the poor chap back up, remember to be a gentleman about it. Give him some tea. We can't have our enemies thinking that we're a bunch of savages, can we?

>>12193
Oooh! Good idea!

Best bring the Kobolds too. Drag him by his hairs to a cell built in his honor. He shall hang upside down from it, and then we shall use our blade to make cuts in his feet and bleed him a slow portion while we taunt him!

Muschio 2009/07/24(Fri)08:41 No. 12198 ID: c01408
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WHAT THE FUCK

>>12198
"You passed my test! Now, if you behave and serve me well I shall tell you the location of your love."

RETRIEVE YOUR SWORD. YOU KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE.

Oh, the poor chap! Quick, get some tea and crumpets!

>>12198

ZOMBIE

RUN MOTHERFUCKER

Congratulations, mortal. By digging your way to the surface you have proved you are fit to serve me.

>>12198
KOBOLDS! COME! TIME TO EARN YOUR PAY!

>>12201
GET OUT
THIS ORB ISN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THREE DAPPER GENTLEMAN

>>12198
HE STUDIED UNDER PAI MEI!
GODDAMN HE IS GOING TO EXPLODE YOUR HEART
(fuck Finesse before going into that long night)

>>12198
Get sword! KILL AND KILL AGAIN

>>12198

SELF-PRESERVATION INSTINCT OVERIDDING DESIRE FOR JUSTICE.

KILL HIM!

End dream sequence.

Nevermind. I like this chap after all. That determination, that drive, digging his way out of an earthen grave with his bare hands!

Muschio. I changed my mind. This chap may not be completely useless to us after all. The question, then, is what to do now?

Oh, survival takes foremost priority. He is physical superior to you, judging from his frame. Get out and stay out of his arms reach as you speak with him.

"I know where Linbella is! She yet lives!" Say it! Say it man, I don't care how. So long as that buffoon has the slightest hope that his love is still alive, he'll be putty in your hand.

Gauge his reaction! And say this loudly, must I remind you the value of having lives at your disposal?

Muschio 2009/07/24(Fri)08:49 No. 12213 ID: c01408
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>"Muschio, my old friend! I heard!
>Linbella -- she lives! She LIVES! And she loves me still? O Glorious world!

>Muschio Malto, on my honor, you have given me cause to live again this day! I can see now why you went through the effort of putting me in that coffin! To escape from death within life, I must cast off the shackles of my woe and seek my true love again! You always were the philosophical type!

>You must have spared no expense with that dramatic reveal! Truly more a show of love than simply telling me of Linbella when I first showed up on your door!

>With your guidance, I am off! I must seek my love once more!

>O, my sweet Linbella! I am coming for you!

...

what

Once again, Muschio, your attempts at evil are foiled.

>>12213

"Um...you're welcome."

Before he leaves, give him a sip of tea and a crumpet. The poor bloke must be starving after his escape from that coffin.

...HEARD? FROM WHERE?

IT HAS PENETRATED OUR THOUGHTS. KILL HIM NOW.

>>12217
Drug the tea with sleeping drugs. Our Herbalist Bold probably has some. Then we can torture him.

>>12213
"Ah, yeah, sure - don't mention it. How did you dig your out of the coffin, I am curious?"

You're crazy Muschio. Go silently back to sleep.

Muschio 2009/07/24(Fri)08:54 No. 12222 ID: c01408
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>O Glorious Day!"

Try to not mention his valuables and hope he forgets about them, shoo shoo, the plan to mock him every day would not turn out particularly well anyway.

>>12213

You know, I'm not quite certain how to react here. This man is truly a greater fool then I guessed. His eyes are so damned full of-- something. Ugh. Disgusting.

Fine then. Cheer, you souls. The man yet lives and he is full of cheer. Gods this is disgusting. If you're all quite done, can we get on with this?

And Muschio, must you speak to us aloud? It may have worked in your favor this time (if one could call it that), but let's remember that such things may hinder us in the future.

>>12222
Back to bed.

Wish the chap a fond farewell.

WHAT ARE YOU STANDING THERE FOR? IT IS MAKING ITS ESCAPE!

TOO LATE. REMEMBER TO DIG DEEPER IN THE FUTURE. AND OBTAIN A SOURCE OF STURDIER COFFINS.

*facepalm*
Not as planned.

That went about as well as could be expected.

Muschio 2009/07/24(Fri)08:58 No. 12235 ID: c01408
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NO!
THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT!
I'M GOOD ONLY BY ACCIDENT!

>>12235

Whatever you say, Chief.

Go back to bed.

Muschio you fail so hard

you even fail at being evil

>>12238
not that that's a bad thing

Tsk tsk, my good man, you never WERE good at this evil thing... Why don't we have those spiffy tea parties anymore?

I know your still evil boss... still, perhaps we should FEAST ON THE FLESH OF ONE OF OUR MINIONS.

You know, just in case people forget.

>>12239
Oh shut up.

>>12235

I have an idea! How about you TRY to be good, but you will fail so hard you will become a horrible evil person!

RETURN TO QUARTERS. KEEP SWORD WITHIN ARM'S REACH. REST. WE HAVE MUCH TO DO TOMORROW.

>>12235
COME BACK HERE YOU INGLORIOUS KNAVE!
I WILL SEND YOU TO YOUR GRAVE!

>>12243
Shut up. Go away.

>>12235
MAN. WE MUST BE PISSED. NO SLEEP AT THE MOMENT.

GO OUT AND SEARCH FOR SOMEONE TO TAKE OUR ANGER OUT ON.

Leave him. He scorned you for the praise of his peers. He will die alone and ignored.

Muschio, you damned idiot, you're trying too hard now. Let it die, this is over. Can you justify the expenditure of any more energy on this fruitless endeavor?

Muschio 2009/07/24(Fri)09:04 No. 12257 ID: c01408
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FINE.

>>12255
THE WELL-SPOKEN ONE IS CORRECT. THIS IS NO LONGER OUR PROBLEM. LET IT GO.

Prove your evilness. Go give Finesse a hug. AGAINST HER WILL!

>>12257

Go back to bed, Chief.

>>12258
Oh shut up, sex drive.
Muschio, let's get some sleep. You can't overlord if you're tired.

>>12262
>>12264
I like they way they think, boss.

YO YO MUSCHIO
YOU GOTTA BUST A PHAT RHYME ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELIN NOW, YA DIG, DAWG?

>>12277
(depressing charlie brown theme plays in background)

>>12277
Come, there are other fish in the sea. Other fish to be gutted and eaten.

Cheer up, Muschio. Our reign of terror has just begun, we will get him, his lover and everyone he loves in time. Patience is the key to true evil.

*sad trombone*

Muschio 2009/07/24(Fri)09:10 No. 12283 ID: c01408
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I can't sleep.

>>12283
Awwww

That's because there's more instability and confusion in your heart than ever.

Oh, what will we do with you.

Good night, prince.

>>12277
Remember this day well, Muschio. For only the most wise and carefully laid plans will come to fruition. An evil overlord must always be ten steps in front of his enemies. You must trap your enemies within an infinite web of trickery. Only then will you be ... Master.

Luckily your minion has prepared for you a potion which sends the imbiber into a deep sl-OH WAIT

>>12283
I'd get like some sort of pillow and padding to cover the desk with, chief.

>>12339
I hears goblin boobs make good pillows.
Maybe use that bloody tarp for a bedding.

>>12375
What's that? Cut Finesse's goblin boobs off and skin her to make a tarp?

>>12377
No. We just fuck her and GET IT OVER WITH GODDAMN

>>12379

Actually guys, I would seriously advice against shagging Finesse or anything else for a while.
I think Weaver's been taking influences from Reaver, and we all know how Raital turned out.
BITCH BE TRIPPIN BALLS -kinda crazy.

So no goblin-tang tonight, yes?

>>12380
I actually don't want Muschio to bother with romance at all, or at least not for a long while.

He's got more important things to do.

I think the difference is Muschio can probably whip a nerd goblin in a bout of fisticuffs.

>>12385
What if she builds a ROBOT SUIT?

WHAT THEN?

>>12388
Its a five room dungeon, where is she going to hide it!

>>12389
Other side of the monster portal. Or, make the monster portal into a transforming robot. Or under the garden. etc.

You need a classy vice to indulge in, Muschio. Nothing too impairing. Maybe something like... collecting pottery. Or statues. Or partaking in some sort of artistic engineering endeavor.

>>12992
Or gathering a harem of nonhumans.

I know where we could start.

>>12283
This is hilarious.
You're either going to be the best satan ever or the worst.

>>13042

Eh i think he'll be fine.

>>13046
I think he is gonna end up like Drew the lich.

>>13057
I hope not. Fuck that shit.

Suggestion 2009/07/25(Sat)01:41 No. 13092 ID: ed469a
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Here's another version of the fortress expansion plan.

>>12992
And yes, we should probably include a dedicated room to said vice, once we figure out what that should be.

For a vice: How about something artistic. Painting, perhaps, or sculpting. But remain unscrupulous as to what constitutes "paints".

>>13092
Let me guess. You like playing Evil Genius as well?

>>13098
Well, I suppose. Dungeon Keeper is better though. The whole 70's spy movie theme is kinda off-putting to me.

CHECK BEHIND GODDAMN TARP

>>13094
Actually, I'm liking this idea more and more. We can coat the place in murals and frescoes and shit.

ENGRAVE THE WALLS WITH A MYRIAD HORRORS UNIMAGINABLE BY LESSER MINDS.

PAINT THE WALLS RED WITH THE BLOOD OF OUR AMBITION.

>>13168
It'd be a bitch to draw, but that issue could actually be sidestepped by allowing players to submit art, and using that as textures.

I'M A GENIUS!

Suggestion 2009/07/25(Sat)11:51 No. 13199 ID: f95743
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GAZE UPON THE EYE OF THE ABYSS AND TREMBLE WITH DESPAIR AS YOUR FEEBLE MIND BECOMES UNRAVELED AT THE TERRIFYING, BEAUTIFUL TRUTH OF EXISTENCE.