Prepare breakfast for Alex!

BRUSH ye TEETH.

>>117201
You probably got dateraped yet again. What gender is Alex? And check your shame for any unusual marks. Also make breakfast.

Suggestion 2010/01/23(Sat)12:52 No. 117211 ID: c9cf3d
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>>Prepare breakfast for Alex!

Wonderful idea! But shouldn't you get dressed first? You don your SEXY ALICE attire as you hop out of bed. It makes you feel young and pretty, not to mention absolutely adorable! You posses the closet of a drag queen and are unceasingly gay in your own respect.

You head to the kitchen to make breakfast.

Make sausage, corndogs, popsicles and whole cucumbers

>>117211

Gobble on Alex's dick for breakfast.

>>117213
This. Possibly include donuts.

Suggestion 2010/01/23(Sat)13:49 No. 117240 ID: c9cf3d
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>>Prepare breakfast of distinctively phallic items. And a vagina.

That's great! It would be a very funny joke. You love jokes. You stride elegantly into the bedroom and hold the platter of perishables close to Alex. You bid him good morning as he flutters awake, resembling Lazarus when he was brought back to life by the hand of fucking God. You shove your popsicle into his face and he stumbles backwards, surprised.

"What the hell Cy--What's with the outfit? Are we roleplaying tonigh- What time is it?" Your friend is clearly confused. Perhaps he has a fever?

>>117240
Rub the popsicle on his forehead to cool him down.

Suggestion 2010/01/23(Sat)14:51 No. 117278 ID: c9cf3d
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>>Rub popsicle across Alex's forehead.

Alex seems further unamused with your antics. "You better clean that up" He said plainly as a melted drop of grape popsicle slid down his forehead. If you were him, you'd be more worried about it getting in your hair if anything.

>>117278
Well direct his attention to the proper food. We need to get this day off to a healthy start.

You should clean it up. With your mouth.

Take out your penis. Lovingly insert it into the doughnut.

>>117330
NO! What if Alex wants to do that?

>>117331

Offer to let him do it first of course.

Suggestion 2010/01/23(Sat)18:21 No. 117413 ID: c9cf3d
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>>Clean the mess up with your mouth.

You're used to cleaning up messes with your mouth, especially when it comes to Alex. He was one of your closest comrades; You worked together, lived together, and most of the time slept together. Like BFFs. Right?

You set the tray down and lean over him, obediently lapping up the mess you made. Gliding your tongue across the gooey substance, you embrace the bitter taste. Grape is one of your favourite flavours!

>>117413
Feed him phallic breakfast object. Save the donut for yourself.

This is the best quest ever.

>>117546

Agreed. Anywho ask him what's wrong.

remember what day is today. verify any important happenings scheduled for today.

Suggestion 2010/01/25(Mon)16:19 No. 118463 ID: c9cf3d
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[Attention!]

So uh, my dear computer went kaput.

It should be fixed within the week, hopefully. So, Cyril Quest is on a minor break. Until then, stay beautiful.

Picture unrelated.

Suggestion 2010/01/27(Wed)16:13 No. 119625 ID: c9cf3d
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[Well that was a quick fix!]

>>Ask Alex what’s wrong.

You back off a small distance as Alex props himself off the bed. He takes a moment to make it and tie his hair back. During this, you admire his organization and punctualness; You yourself are a rather messy, slacker who likes fun and Blueberry Jam. Alex is clean and efficient, as well as famous for his provided studies in biology. You work with public relations, but you spend most of your time fucking around the department or building pyramids made of work-supplied pens in your office. Yanno, those shitty plastic ones that you never stop finding around your house and then you wonder how the fuck it got there.

Fuck those pens.

Alex turns to you with a muted smile, his eyebrows are raised in satisfaction. He tells you that absolutely nothing is wrong and takes a step closer. The guy has a look of predator-like hunger. He really should eat something, it’s almost 8am!

Ask what's behind his back.

Adam, look, you really should eat something...

then take off your pants.

Lily!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/01/27(Wed)16:39 No. 119633 ID: c9cf3d
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>>Ask what's behind his back.

[I think I'm going to start doing 3rd person]

Alex looms over Cyril with a Chesire grin, casting his shadow upon the frill-covered lad. Cyril feels slightly uneased as his heart beats a tad bit faster, but stays unwavering in his position. Alex plays these games all the time, and it sometimes ends up with Cyril locking himself in his room, blacking out, or jumping out a window. Except that one time when Alex barred the windows.

"Come and find out, Cyril." He purrs.

Check if Alex barred the windows.

>>119633
Pretend your hiding something behind your back and tell him you'll let him see it only if he shows you what he has first.

Enough of this. Tackle him with makeouts.

Make a coquettish sound.

>>119635

If not ask him what it is.

Lily!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/01/28(Thu)18:46 No. 120350 ID: c9cf3d
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>>Check Windows.

Cyril quickly catches glimpse of the window, yup, it's barred. Goddamn Alex and his paranoia, Cyril only sneaked through his window dressed as a sexy cat burglar ONCE. And it was Halloween for fuck's sake. So what if he had a bullwhip in his hand.

>>Make a coquettish sound.

All escape routes sans the door behind Cyril are blocked off. He goes with the alternative and makes a strongly coquettish sound and action; letting out a soft moan and plea as he pulls down his frilled blouse. Alex is further provoked as a now smouldering grin settles unto his face, his orange eyes glow brightly beneath his dark brunette bangs. He inches closer, looking as if he could pounce any second.

Oh dear.

>>120350
Relax your asshole.

>>120350
Grab his wrist tenderly, and place your other hand on his breast. Hold him close, turn your hips, and violently throw him onto his back on the floor.

>>120458
This, but make it the bed instead.

Lily!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/01/31(Sun)16:29 No. 122767 ID: c9cf3d
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>Relax… on the bed.

You’re right, that’s a good idea. How could Cyril ever think of Alex doing something…naughty. The two play these kinds of games all the time. Just a little morning anxiety is all; his legs feel a little weak anyways [It might be the heels but yanno]. Cyril politely circles around Alex and perches himself on the side of the bed, the other man watches with a certain gleam in his eyes. Taking a few breaths, the frilly boy calms. He worries so much about Alex’s health! But as long as he eats eventually it’s all right with him.

Alex stands confidently with a hand on his hip. A vindictive smile tugs at the corner of his mouth as he examines the boy in front of him telling him to undress. Cyril is not so keen on taking his clothes off unless it involves a bubble bath. It’s sort of cold to boot.

>>122767
You know he wants to have sex with you right?

It's not cold at all, what are you talking about. It's so hot in here, as a matter of fact, you should take all of your clothes off... you know what? they'd probably look better on Alex anyway. You should see what you can do about getting him to wear them, he'd look so sexy like that...

(Ok, so I'm betting Alex has mind control powers here. Anyone else getting that impression?)

>>122767

You mentioned you have a problem with remaining concious. Do you just black out or what?

Lily!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/01/31(Sun)19:49 No. 122936 ID: c9cf3d
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>>Pause.

Q&A time!

>>You know he wants to have sex with you right?

”..What? Sex? Alex and I only love each other, we don’t have sex with each other! That would be downright shameful. And his clothes are probably still in the laundry, which must be why he wants me to undress! So he can wear my clothes. He’s so silly.“

>> You mentioned you have a problem with remaining conscious. Do you just black out or what?

”I don’t remember.”

>>122936
QandA, aye?

OK... Are you male or female? What do you do for a living? Does Alex have mind control powers? HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD?

2010/01/31(Sun)20:18 No. 122974 ID: f52552
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My theory.
Or a variant, anyway.

>>122936
If you could do anything at all, what would it be?

If Alex died, what would you do?

Lily!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/01/31(Sun)20:36 No. 122996 ID: c9cf3d
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>> Are you male or female?
"I'm a boy, but I don't think that's important."

>>What do you do for a living?
"I work with Public Relations for this nearby company. I think it's boring, nobody wants to have fun there."

>>Does Alex have mind control powers?
"Are you feeling okay, Sir? Would you like to lie down?"

>>Riddle
"That's a very good question, Sir!"

>>If you could do anything, what would it be?
"Stay with Alex."

>>If Alex died, what would you do?
"I..I don't know what I'd do...How could I ever make sense of what I've gained from being with him...and what I've lost?"

What exactly have you lost from being with him?

>>122996
Throw Alex out the barred window.

>>122996
How long have you known Alex? What did you do before you met him?

Lily!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/01/31(Sun)20:59 No. 123020 ID: c9cf3d
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>>How long have you known Alex?
"More than a couple months.I think it's been a while now. I'm not sure any more. Time is funny, isn't it?"

>>What did you do before you met him?
"I was still in Public Relations, he transferred to my department and we met on his first day. Before Public Relations, I was a college student."

>>What exactly have you lost from being with him?
"I don't like these questions any more."

>>>Play.

Wait, one last one. Have you allways been interested in crossdressing, or is that a recent thing. How does Alex feel about it?

>>123020

Ask him if you can go and take a bath if you're taking your clothes off

>>123033
ask him if he wants to join you.

Lily!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/02/14(Sun)17:45 No. 131587 ID: c9cf3d
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Before Cyril can answer any more questions or ask his friend anything, Alex has closed the gap between them. The dark brunette nurtures the younger man’s lips with kisses that grow with increasing passion and rhythm as he grabs hold of the other’s thighs, kneading the softer flesh possessively.

Lily!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/02/14(Sun)17:46 No. 131589 ID: c9cf3d
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Alex pushes Cyril further back onto the bed, placing himself adamantly between his legs with his arms wrapped firmly around the effeminate man’s lithe body. He drags his tongue across Cyril’s neck and collarbone, biting and healing it with rough kisses. The light brunette lets out whimpers as he begins to tremble under the new sensations barraging his body. The heat of their bodies mingle as their actions become more eager creating a shared sense of urgency and raw, shameful want.

Lily!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/02/14(Sun)17:46 No. 131590 ID: c9cf3d
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A moment of refrain, touching down back to earth. Cyril lays nestled upon the bedsheets as his layers of clothes have now been peeled away with Alex’s aid. His body still trembles with excitement of what’s yet to come; the loving embrace of his friend, their bodies becoming one, a chance at a higher sense of being, together.

Lily!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/02/14(Sun)17:47 No. 131594 ID: c9cf3d
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A brief sense of consciousness. Cyril’s lips are entangled with Alex’s. Both bodies are weak and spent, their arms cling weakly around each other with the last of their strength. Their sense are filled with the smell of cinnamon and ocean, as well as the panting breath of the man that lays across from him.

”Happy Valentine’s Day.”

Lily!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/02/14(Sun)17:50 No. 131597 ID: c9cf3d
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End of Act 1.

>>Intermission

OH GOD DAAAWWWWWWWWW

STOP MAKING ME MORE GAY!

Is can

Fail.

*Is can be question time again?

Lily!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/02/14(Sun)18:22 No. 131625 ID: c9cf3d
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>>131607

Of course!

>>131625
So you two took it to the next level, how was it?

How long have you been a crossdreser for?

>>131625
Who the hell is the bee knight here? >>118463

Lily!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/02/15(Mon)19:38 No. 132547 ID: c9cf3d
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>>131634

Cyril: "It feels right, I don't ever want this moment to end. For once, I don't feel so alone."

Alex: "Well, we've done this before, Cyril is just being a-- Oh," He kisses the younger. "I agree, it's..nice."

>>131784
"Started off as a joke in College, they said I looked good in it and I got a lot of positive attention. I also enjoyed shock value."

>>131788
The Bee Knight's name is Prozac. He is an eccentric, often time delusional young man. Always chivalrous, he suffers from the idea that he is actually a knight. Potential love interest.

http://www.tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/320481.html

Lily!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/02/15(Mon)20:27 No. 132603 ID: c9cf3d
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Hi! I'm Cyril Valderick!

Ah! The morning has come. Sunbeams shine from the bright sun above and kiss my face with welcomed warmth. I greet the day with a smile finding myself next to my half-friend, half-enemy, and coworker Dick Grissom [Potential Love Interest]. Last night sure was fun, I think. I don't remember what happened though.

The hours are early and the day has just begun. What should I do first?

Get dressed, make breakfast, give BJ.

>>132603

Kiss him good morning

Lily!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/02/16(Tue)14:41 No. 132909 ID: c9cf3d
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>>Kiss him good morning.

I nuzzle up to him and press my lips to his cheek, bidding him good morning. A soft sound, like a pur, emits from his throat. I think I might have woken him up! He's really warm, and smells good. Everything is so incredibly cozy right now.

Lily!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/02/16(Tue)14:41 No. 132910 ID: c9cf3d
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"..."

Lily!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/02/16(Tue)14:42 No. 132912 ID: c9cf3d
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"Oh HELL no."

I press my lips to his soft skin again.

what the shiz, his hair.

Lily!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/02/16(Tue)15:47 No. 132930 ID: c9cf3d
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>>132921

I would like to apologize for my vast inability to draw Mr. Grissom's weirdassed hair. It's a fohawk thing.

No, it's too late. He's in too deep! Go for the crotch!

Lily!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/02/19(Fri)15:21 No. 135462 ID: c9cf3d
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>>Go for the crotch.

I playfully pin him to the ground and admire this man's beauty. God, Dick is so fucking hot. His hot pink boxers always make me giggle. I was in his apartment the first time I saw him in his boxers. His apartment is pretty neat and he has two cats! They are just adorable.

"Valderick, get the fuck off me." He states assertively. I always get a giddy coil in my stomach when he's all macho.

"DIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCKKEERRRRRYYYYY~!!" Proclaims a young lad who bears resemblance Dick.

"Fuck. No." Dick says.

It's Humphry! Humphry's Dick's youngest brother. He's so young and child-like, I just want to eat him up.

>>135462
"O~kay, if you say so!" Get off the grumpy dude.

>>135462
Oggle Humphrey.

Flirt with Humphry like there's no tommorow, just to show Dick what he's missing.

>>135462
Tackle humphrey, give him a noogie.

Ask them for threesome. Wincest.

>>136564
Ask Humphry for his clothing because you are cold.

Lily!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/02/21(Sun)00:42 No. 136629 ID: c9cf3d
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>>Flirt with Humphry like there's no tomorrow, just to show Dick what he's missing.

I think, I think Dick's brain broke. I get a sense he is both terribly horrified and confused right now.

>>Ask for threesome. Wincest.

Dick says he's going to punch the both of us in the cunt.

Humphry's tongue piercings feel nice against mine <3

Question. It looks like you guys swapped underwear or something. Is he wearing yours?

You know where else those peircings would feel nice~...

:3c

Humphry is wearing too much clothing. Cyril should tell him to take it off.

Agreed. Its boxer party time!

>>136629
Ask Humphry to give you his clothing because you are cold.

Lily!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/02/27(Sat)13:11 No. 139594 ID: c9cf3d
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>>Take your tongue out of his mouth and tell him to join boxer party.

"Woah Cy, that was awesome. But I have something fucking crazy to show you, I promise it'll be sweet."

"Humpfs, last time you showed me a bong, got high, and ate all my jam." I say sympathetically.

"Hehe, yeah that was rad, but it's different this time! C'mon don't be a pussy."

Ask him if he has learned how to hold a magnet with his facial piercings.

Agree to go only if he gives you a piggyback

Lily!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/03/08(Mon)20:48 No. 144013 ID: c9cf3d
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Heeey. I feel sort of bad for the lack of updates. I've been pretty busy with school and my to-do list has piled up quite a bit. I hope to get a good chunk of my tasks out of the way this weekend so Cyril Quest should be up and running again in a week or two.

Just in case you were wondering if I died or something.

>>144013

Glad you're not dead!

>>144223
second.

Lily!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/04/18(Sun)19:13 No. 166413 ID: c9cf3d
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[Protip: This quest doesn't have a story, just characters, Cyril being the protagonist. I want you, the reader, to make the quest what you want it to be. So have at it.]

"Ta-daah!" Humphrey proudly exclaims.
"A rabbit hole...?"

Guys, we've all seen this before, I don't think it's a good idea to go any farther. I don't want to end up in some topsy turvy world some opium addict paedophile made up.

well, other then that bitch the queen of hearts, it's not that bad a place.

Lily!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/04/18(Sun)20:24 No. 166448 ID: c9cf3d
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It's a long way down...

"Stop being a pussy, Cyril. Let's go already! I didn't bring us out here for nothing, gosh."

I really wish Humphry would stop calling me a pussy.

>>166448
Well, show him you're not a pussy! Throw him down the rabbit hole first!

>>166448
Man up. Prove you're not one and get on with it.

Lily!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/04/18(Sun)21:19 No. 166552 ID: c9cf3d
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>>Show Humphry you're not a pussy. Push him in.

That's not such a good idea... I mean, if it was swimming pool, sure why not, but this looks like an endless pit. I don't want to kill him! He's far too adorable and innocent for that...

"Don't tell me you're scared." He gently intertwines his fingers with mine. "C'mon, we'll jump in together, okay?"

If I push him now, I'll look like a douche.

aww.. Okay, go in with him.

>>166552
Give him a kiss, maybe fondle his balls a bit and say "Race you to the bottom" and dive in.

>>166552
OK!

>>166552
Push him anyway, douche.

Phineas!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/04/18(Sun)22:11 No. 166635 ID: c9cf3d
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Hand in hand, we jump.

Hand in hand, we fall.

Apart, we crash.

I can barely see anything, my head is pounding. We didn't exactly stick the landing...I thought it was suppose to be all psychedelic when you jump down the rabbit hole. I don't remember anything. I think I might have had a blackout.

"Humphry?"

"Cy? Where are you? I think I broke my leg."

Damn... Look for him and see if he's okay!

>>166635
Climb the curtains, see where they lead.

Phineas!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/04/19(Mon)18:01 No. 167069 ID: c9cf3d
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>>Climb curtains, see where they lead.

Eh, I think I can see where they go from he--

What the fuck is that.

What the FUCK is that.

>>167069
Name it Squiggles and take it with you.

Flail around ineffectually at the spydah!

Phineas!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/04/19(Mon)20:06 No. 167142 ID: c9cf3d
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>>Flail around ineffectually at the spider!

It's still there!

>>Name it Squiggles and take it with you.

Well, Squiggles, looks like you're sticking with me. Humphry needs our help, let's go!

Squiggles screeches in agreement.

Look around for a door, or possibly a whimsical talking portal guardian of some sort.

To Humphry! Charge recklessly through the nearest door!

With your new companion in hand you can now go rescue Humphry!

>>167142
ONWARD!

Phineas!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/04/20(Tue)20:12 No. 167571 ID: c9cf3d
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>>Find a door.

"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Squiggles has such a keen eye! He's a spider afterall, he has like eight, right? He must know this place inside and out! See? Squiggles found a doo-- Oh, nevermind. He just wanted the apples on the table. But those apples are next to the door so close enough. Squiggles you are the shit.

He rolls around on the plate.

Keep up the good job.

"A-hem, what the hell do you think you're doing, kid?"

Oh, look, Squiggles! It's...some guy with four arms.

>>167571
Sic him squiggles! Hump his face off!

>>167571
"Exploring, cutey! Who are you?"

>>167571
Flip Squiggles rightside up so he may enjoy his apples.

I'm going to be completely honest and say that >>167142 is probably one of my favorite picture/comic of all time

>>167571
Tell him that you're trying to find your friend who may have broken his leg after you both jumped down into a deep dark inviting hole.

>>167571
You're ADVENTURE!ing.

Suggestion 2010/04/21(Wed)05:51 No. 167920 ID: b1e7cb
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>>167571
> "What the hell do you think you're doing, kid?"
Tell him we're on an adventure. Ask if he wants to be friends!

Ask him if he also has two penises.

>>167926
That would be rude. We should just reach down and feel for ourselves.

Phineas!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/04/21(Wed)20:16 No. 168211 ID: c9cf3d
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>>Ask if he has two penises.

"What?"

>>Implement Squiggles as a weapon.

Good idea! He's a spider, he can be radioactive and shit like in those comics. I chuck Squiggles into the guy's face.


Well shit, that didn't go as planned.

>>168211
Retrieve Squiggles before he gets injured!

And then ask the man for his name, and if he could help you find Humphrey.

>>168211
Ok that was just silly. Ask him if he can help you find poor little Humphrey.

>>168211
"...so, would you believe I'm on an adventure?"

Look as fucking innocent as you can, even if it hurts your face.

>>168211

Ask the man why in the golly gosh he has 4 arms.

Truly, this is the greatest of quests.

Recover SPIDER. Explain missing FRIEND.

Phineas!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/04/23(Fri)14:06 No. 168990 ID: c9cf3d
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Will resume on Sunday!

[I'm going to try and make Cyril Quest updates a daily thing]

Phineas!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/04/27(Tue)16:10 No. 171101 ID: c9cf3d
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[And by Sunday, I mean Tuesday. Sorry for crap update, a bit of art block coming my way]

>>"Would you believe I'm on an adventure?"
"No."

>>"We jumped into a dark inviting hole and ended up here. I don't know where he is and he might be hurt! Have you seen him?

"He's probably dead or something. That's what you get for sneaking into theatres."

>>"Who are you?"

"I'm Tercival Vode, head showman of The Orpheum Theatre."

>>"Why do you have four arms?"

"Why are you gay?"

"I'm gay because... don't judge me!"

*Suddenly bloodthirsty* THAT GUY IS A BIGOT! RIP OUT TWO OF HIS ARMS AND BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH THEM.

*Loses bloodthirst* I mean... be nice to him and polite. Heh. Heh. >_>

>>171101
You're gay because, feels good man.

Ask him what kind of theatre this is. And tell him that you're very sure your friend is stil alive, he was able to cry out for help after all.

Okay, changed my mind, do what that other guy said.

Sorry. I feel oddly bloodthirsty today. >_>

>>171101
> "Why are you gay?"
"BECAUSE ALEX LOVES ME"

the health insurance.

>>171101
Theater? What theater?

"No"

Phineas!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/04/28(Wed)19:53 No. 171610 ID: c9cf3d
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"Alex. I'm gay because I love Alex, and he loves me..." I hold myself and sigh warmly. My heart flutters and a smile finds its way onto my face.

"How touching, but that was a rhetorical question, dear." Tercival replies unamused.

"Oh." Well that's a little embarrassing. "So, uhm...I'm pretty sure Humphrey is totally alive, I mean, he called out for help and stuff..." I scratch the back of my head nervously. "What kind of theatre is this?"

Tercival swiftly points to a poster by the door. It has a gaudy, circus-like design and depicts sideshow performers. "Does this answer your question?"

"Yeah sure. Can you help me find Humphrey?"

"I'll help you find your friend, but first...Would you like to enter the Vaudeville?"

Jesus Christ this guy is kinda weird.

Sure!

>>171610
"And if I refuse...?"

Okay.

>>171610
"Is this one of those crazy nightmare circuses? Are you going to steal my soul?"

Phineas!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/04/28(Wed)22:14 No. 171651 ID: c9cf3d
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>>And if I refuse?

"I'll rape your face."

>>171651
Totally saved.
Also, make an Eep noise and jump back. It'll get you farther away from him, more options to consider.

"Oh my~<3 Please be gentle~"

He's already caught... Only choice here is to agree. Go with him.

Or kick him in the balls.

>>171651
"... is that a promise?" ~ <3

Push him away, then point dramatically and shout "GO FOR THE EYES BOO!" while throwing Squiggles at his face again.

Then, when Squiggles fails to go for the eyes, shrug and say "Eh sure. Let's go see the vaudeville."

>>171651
He is looking very freaky there. I don't think his version of face rape is any good, or even that sexual, it might involve sharp iteams.

So go into the vaudeville, who knows looking at various freaks might be fun.

Go with him.
Because SOMETHING is going to happen, and you want to be there when that SOMETHING happens.
Otherwise this would be boring.

Phineas!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/05/01(Sat)00:21 No. 172417 ID: c9cf3d
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"GO FOR THE EYES,BOO!" I thrust Squiggles into Tercival's face. It is super effective. Now with a second to ponder, I decide yes, I would like to go.

Tercival is further unamused.

"Alright kid, if you're gonna be in vaudeville you need to learn the tricks of a trade. We can look around for some of our performers and you can choose whichever one tickles your fancy the most. Oh speak of the devil!" He turns on his heel to greet someone. "Here, Cyril, come here."

[Reason for half assed picture: My computer died while I was working on the original update, lol thunderstorm]

Phineas!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/05/01(Sat)00:23 No. 172418 ID: c9cf3d
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"Top of the mornin' to ye."

"And to you too," Tercival smiles and looks over his shoulder at me. "Cyril, this is our very own Fire Starter."

Avoid becoming attracted as best you can!

>>172418
Lick his stomach.

>>172418
He probably has hideous burns that he is covering with those wrappings.

Ask him what he does there and if he has seen Humphrey.

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>>172418
Twisted Fire Starter?

Phineas!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/05/01(Sat)15:50 No. 172592 ID: c9cf3d
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>>Ask what he does.

The man cups his chin and his facial bandages contort to fit a wide grin. "Hmm, I perform! Fire breathin', jugglin', dancin', pretteh much anythin' with fire! It's meh passion, yea'."

>>Have you seen Humphrey?

He tilts his head upwards and shifts his weight. "I dunno! 'ave I? Is 'ee a green 'eaded lad by any chance?"

>>172592
"Ah, no, that's not him. Sorry to bother you."

>>172592
Well he does have green hair, so yeah that might be him. Ask him if you could meet with Humphrey.

Phineas!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/05/01(Sat)16:37 No. 172610 ID: c9cf3d
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>>Can you take us to him?

"Of course!" Tercival and I follow Fire starter as he leads us to him. This theatre is a lot more unsettling than I intended it to be, I saw a chick without a head. How is that even possible?

"And 'ere you go!" Firestarter presents to us a man who is clearly not Humphrey. I wonder if this guy is related to Dick and Humpfs, the Grissoms are the only ones I know with green hair.

"The fuck you fags want?" Well ain't this guy a bowl of rainbows.

"So, Cyril, do you want to learn pyrotechnics or what?" Tercival is getting a bit impatient with me.

>>172610
Ask new guy if he has seen Humphrey.

Tell Tercival that you would like a demonstration of what it is you would learn.

Ask this guy "Why so serious?"

:D

>>172612
Yeah this seems about right. Mention that he should have an injured leg.

End of Cyril Quest! Phineas!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/05/02(Sun)04:50 No. 172848 ID: c9cf3d
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After much deliberation, Cyril Quest will be discontinued!

Here, have a pretty parting picture of Cyril and Alex someone else drew.


It was fun while it lasted, but au revoir! <3

>>172848
Huh what? It seemed to be going so well!

I guess if that's what you want to do...

but but but...