ℜidder 2010/01/20(Wed)09:51 No. 115216 ID: c16184
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"We will be coming from the East. Commander L'Naiti of the 4th regiment will fortify themselves there for us to fall back to. Meanwhile commander Y'Kane of the 3rd regiment will be on the rooftops keeping the Patriarch's rooftop forces occupied, keeping us safe from hails of projectiles.
We have three possible entry points. East, North and South."

deploy archers

ℜidder 2010/01/20(Wed)09:53 No. 115218 ID: c16184
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"The 7th regiment, your force, is made of 30 macemen, 30 staffmen, 10 slingers and 10 medical officers.
You and me will both go mounted."

15 macemen, 10 staffmen, and 5 slingers, and 4 medical officers coming in from the south, everyone else from the east. Put T'lear in charge of the troops from the South and yourself from the East.

>>115219
considering we heal when we get an erection...
We can handle the smaller force. If we get injured, and fight just as well- our section will definately have a morale boost.

If anything, we should expect to be flanked if we go from the north or south... but It brings us quickly in range to do some damage...

The east allows us to barrage if possible... And if we can get a formula for Grek's brew, we could make a firebomb which can be detonated in the enemy exit tunnel...

But first off, we need to know the goal. Is this a battle of attrition or to push the front?

Can we get any Death on Six Legs going here? What about Scars of Yesterday, maybe we could... wait, wrong game.

walk in alone
punch everything

>>115222

I second this motion.

>>115220

Well, actually this one, but the first one is also good.

>>115220
No, we get an erection when we heal. There's a difference. The other way around means that if we got injured enough, we could look at porn to heal ourselves.

>>115226
no... when Orange Fang stabbed Ridder, Ridder had no potions...

It was when Sticks gave Ridder an erection shortly after his being stabbed that he recovered a second time...

Yes, Ridder heals when he gets an erection...

ℜidder 2010/01/20(Wed)10:55 No. 115229 ID: c16184
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That is a most terrible misconception if I ever heard one. I do not heal when I get an erection, you imbecile.
The two times I was mortally wounded I felt what were presumably the potions effects: Increased body heat and blood pressure. It was only when the adrenaline began to fade after the fight, so I certainly can not rely on it to save me from death during a fight.

I could lead a frontal spearhead assault from the east as T'lear rushes in from behind them. It would be rather risky for him and his troops, so perhaps it might be a good idea for me to take the south entry after all.

"Very good. T'lear, you will take 15 macemen, 20 staffmen, 5 slingers and 6 medical officers from the east and intimidate them with a frontal charge."
"Sir?"
"I shall take the remaining soldiers and rush in from the south to flank them, from where we can also pour into the tunnel."
"Very well, sir. I shall make sure the men are intimidating as can be."

>>115229
Oi, Ridder. Show us your best game face. Make it as scary as possible. Pour all your intensity into it.

>>115229

Looking a little Saiyan armor there, Ridder. You wear it well.

I liked your old armor better, though. It seemed to be... well, nice.

But I digress. Let's get down to the business of prepping for combat. Mental exercises, quick stretch or two, and well....

Yeah, go with it, and don't die. Lucky for you the only thing you have to worry about is blunt force trauma.

Say that today is a good day for someone else to die.

>>115229
well? attrition or front pushing?
We trying to push them back, or are we killing as many as we can?

ℜidder 2010/01/20(Wed)12:18 No. 115241 ID: c16184
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Our goal is to capture the tunnel. We need to penetrate the entrance and thrust to the deepest point, then wash out whatever resistance remains inside.

We leave our tent: The 7th regiment is ready and waiting.
A young looking messenger arrives with uncanny timing.
"Sir, the 3rd and 4th regiment are in place."
"Understood."
Sergeant T'leare answers as he nods at me. I nod back.

He points out the macemen, staffmen, slingers and medical officers.
"Two, four, six, eight, ten, twelve, fourteen, fifteen - With the commander. Two, four, six, eight, ten - With the commander. Two, four, five - With the commander. Two, four - With the commander. The rest of you with me. March! Let yourself be heard!"

The sergeant leads his men away to the west. Their march is loud and masculine. The macemen bash their maces on their shields, and the staffmen tap their staffs against eachother, as they all chant indiscernible things.
I feel the ground shiver with their power.

The remaining men look at their comrades march off with intense disappointment, then look to me for comfort.

>>115241
right now is the best time to let them know that they'll be playing a key position...

Looking a little Lu Bu there, Ridder.

Sounds like time for an inspiring speech.

>>115247

"I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me.

A day may come when the courage of soldiers fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day.

An hour of wolfes and shattered shields, when the age of the Patriarch comes crushing down! But it is not this day!

THIS DAY WE FIGHT!"

>>115248
How about a simple "For the Matriarch"...
Or the classic "Tonight we dine in hell"?

>>115248

meant "Matriarch" not "Patriarch."

>Our goal is to capture the tunnel. We need to penetrate the entrance and thrust to the deepest point, then wash out whatever resistance remains inside.

Haha, Ridder. You're so dirty now.

"Soldiers!
Swallow your fear!
Swallow your doubt!
Let the absent holes where they stood in your hearts give way to COURAGE and HOPE!
We shall bring the Patriarch's reign crashing down upon his head!
We charge into battle this day for the sake of your brothers and sisters!
WE SHALL WIN FOR THE BELOVED MATRIARCH!

SHOW ME THE FEROCITY OF YOUR SPIRIT, MEN!
FOR THIS DAY, WE RIDE TO WAR!"

>>115253

Sticks is a demon for influencing him like this...

And I'm starting to suspect that Ridder knows for sure that Sticks might be carrying his babbies.

He's just not telling us.

ℜidder 2010/01/20(Wed)13:48 No. 115258 ID: c16184
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"Soldiers!
Swallow your fear!
Swallow your doubt!
Let the absent holes where they stood in your hearts give way to COURAGE and HOPE!
We shall bring the Patriarch's reign crashing down upon his head!
We charge into battle this day for the sake of your brothers and sisters!
WE SHALL WIN FOR THE BELOVED MATRIARCH!"

I raise my lance. The flag waves in the wind.

"SHOW ME THE FEROCITY OF YOUR SPIRIT, MEN!
FOR THIS DAY, WE RIDE TO WAR!"





A confused muttering spreads through the soldiers.
After a moment one in the front raises his hand.

"..Yes?"
"Why aren't we marching into battle?"
Another voice from the back chimes in.
"Aren't we going to sing?"
"I told my wife I'd be in battle today.."
The mumbling rises again.

>>115258

Sigh, say "You know what, nevermind. I quit."

Leave, and become a baker.

>>115258

...Oh for the love of...

TELL THEM TO FALL IN AND BE READY TO BASH SOME CARAPACE IN!

THE TIME FOR SISSY PANSY GAMES IS OVER!

>>115259
...
Yeah, do this.

>>115259
seconded like the fist of the north star.

>>115258
...Sing?
Ask why they would sing, maybe it's part of their culture.

Oh for...

Just go fight them already.

jeeeeeesus christ these bugs.

These are not the sort of allies you want. They are incompetent, they make a completely mockery of war and battle. Have they never heard of a flanking maneuver?

"I'm unsure of the customs, my bad."

"someone explain that singing thing to me while we march"

"Men, we are going to flank the enemy and capture the tunnel. I hope for your sakes you know how to do that. Now FALL IN MAGGOTS."

I suddenly have the feeling that nobody dies in this war...
Blunt weapons used against hard creatures wearing armor...
worst they get is probably concussions...

I think we may want to rethink the use of your spear Ridder...

Anyway, time to move out...

>>115263
[You were supposed to start moving immediately after the rousing speech]

>>115270

I think you may be right...

If that's the case, we should charge into the tunnel, initiate a conflict, and then push past to the Patriarch. Perhaps we can see him for some answers.

ℜidder 2010/01/20(Wed)14:23 No. 115278 ID: c16184
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"We are not marching out because we are going to flank the enemy from the south. As your comrades keep the Patriarchists occupied, our coming will be entirely unforeseen. We are the ace that turns the tide."

The soldiers immediately fall into an awed silence.

"Now fall in and move out!"
"SIR, YES, SIR!"

This may be one of the strangest misunderstandings I experienced. Here is an army ready to take on any orders I give, yet I give them an unnecessary motivational speech instead. Hopefully they will see it as a cultural difference rather than think of me as incompetent.

We march with speed and efficiency through the street that leads to our entry point. The intensity has risen as high as T'lear's men did, only a quiet kind, cool and calculating.

When we are nearing the battlefield I suddenly begin to hear cheering.
To our right bugfolk of every age hang out the windows of the mesa structures, throwing their hands in the air, clapping, hollering, and cheering us on. Some of them proudly hold out flags with the Matriarch's symbol.
I can feel the intensity of my men rise even further. They lift themselves up, clenching their teeth. The energy they emit make the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.

The cheering is so loud that it takes me a while to hear the unpleasant shouts and booing from the left side. They show themselves only slightly, looking down on us with disdain.

>>115278

Ignore those hippies. We ride to GLORY.

Ridder, just a reminder that WE SHALL NOT KILL.
They're treating it as if it's just a game rather than a mortal battle.

Apply same tactics, just reduce your lethality a bit. You of all people should know that war is hell, and that they sure as hell aren't treating war that way...

>>115278
Ridder, you may want to be careful, as others have voiced the concern before it occurs to us that these fights may be primarily for showmanship or something.

So before you kill anyone I would suggest you figure out if they generally expect combat to remain nonlethal.

ℜidder 2010/01/20(Wed)14:55 No. 115289 ID: c16184
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An interesting conclusion. If this war is truly without death then I am relieved. But no matter the way it is presented, violence remains violent and uncivilized.
Perhaps these people simply don't know any different.

We turn around the last corner and face off with the battlefield before us. The cavernous mouth of the tunnel is right in front of us.
Most of the Patriarch's forces are facing off with T'lear's men: They bash their shields and staffs together in attempts to be louder than their opponent. Noone has made the first move to begin the fight yet.
But the cheering of our supporters has alerted the Patriarchists.

"We're being flanked!"

The cry quickly spreads and commanders begin to yell out orders. The noise of the shields and sticks turns more chaotic as they finally clash with their enemy. I see T'lear's men fight valiantly, but outnumbered as they are I know they will soon be pushed back.

As the orders is cried to attack me and my men, we are charged - yet when my visors meet those of our assailants they falter. They eye me and my armor, obviously intimidated.

>>115289
Take advantage of the moment!

your visor exposes your mouth, which is one of your most frightening features.

..smile or something, it'll demoralize them.

>>115289
Charge. Also Shout, loudly. Like a berserker. You're tall, intimidating, alien. Try to intimidate them while you beat their brainmeats out.

>>115294

Try foaming at the mouth. That might freak them out.

Or arouse them. It's hard to tell with insectoids.

>>115292
Show 'em those pearly whites with the scariest, toothiest smile you can muster, Ridder.
Make 'em run crying home to their mamas.

>>115289
They should know better than that...
They falter, you counter charge.
Pull your slingers to the back for support and put the med officers behind the counter charge.

Get ready to hit things as hard as you can with a dropped club or something. Save your spear for when you see someone get mortally wounded

Also, we don't know that they *don't* kill. Maybe their armor or their natural toughness make blades less effective than blunt weapons, or maybe something in their skin dulls blades as they go through.

Still, to play it safe, try to not murderize unless you see someone else doing it.

>>115302
I second this. Unless you see dead bodies, killing is a no-no. Smack them around with the blunt end of your instruments.

>>115289

MOUSOU!

STRIKE WHILE THE IRON IS HOT AND THEY ARE DISORIENTED!

>>115289
Can you give you most viscous determined grin? I know you should be able to... you have the teeth for it... if this war is mostly for show as we hope, then lets give them a show.

>>115311
yes, give them a show by gutting the first bug that comes your way, thrust your spear through his thorax and lift so that his body rises high above the crowd, only to slide down the shaft leaving a fresh coat of ichor

Don't grin at them. Try for a blank, stoic expression. People fear what they can't understand.

>>115319
That'd actually be pretty epic...
Beating the crap out of bugs with a look that makes it seem there's no effort being exerted

ℜidder 2010/01/20(Wed)16:12 No. 115330 ID: c16184
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I really do not approve of intimidation as it is such an underhanded tactic, but as this is a non-lethal battle I suppose it is a much more acceptable tactic.

"Macemen, to the front! Staffmen, behind them! Medic, slingers, fall back, assist where you can!"

I try my best to grin with exposed teeth.

"CHAARRRGGEEE!!!"

My company charges forward: The Patriarchists scramble back to the tunnel, but run into their own reinforcements coming out. They opt to simply run west above ground.
As we continue to press forward, more of our opponents flee above ground, or get run into the ground by our advancing force. Behind us our medical officers immediately care for all the wounded in our path.

>>115330

>Lu Bu has entered the battlefield.

>>115330
looking pretty sergal there ridder.

>>115330
DO NOT ENGAGE LU BU

>>115330
it is agreed...
Ridder looks like Lu Bu...
And is currently very badass...

>>115330
Charge into the tunnel, your goal here is to take ground, taking captives is secondary.

>>115330
FUUUUUUUUU...

We really need to confirm the nonlethality of these battles.

Well. We just need to see the casualty roster at the end.

ℜidder 2010/01/20(Wed)17:43 No. 115410 ID: c16184
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"Into the tunnel!"

I halt my pace as I let my men flow into the cavern's inviting mouth.

"Move! Move! Move!"

The company does not let up its speed and they force themselves into the tunnel. As it narrows they finally slow down, but I see that their massive numbers is easily scaring off all resistance inside.
I decide to stay behind to make sure the slingers and medical officers make it as well.


Well, that was very uncomfortable.

I rub my jaw and clench it shut a few times.

My mother always said I did not smile enough. I definitely never smile with my mouth open.
But the strain was worth it, I suppose. I can handle a week of uncomfortable chewing.

"Sir!"

I hear T'lear run up to me.

"How is the situation?"
"We suffered many casualties, but the Patriarchists have all dispersed, sir! The 3rd regiment is moving forward to secure the above ground area. I shall rally my remaining men and follow you down."

I cast another look down the tunnel. The advance is going smoothly.
Having forced the enemy to flee above ground must have left little resistance below.

I clench my jaw again.

"..Have you been injured, sir?"
"..You could say that. Go on down and secure the tunnel with the men down there. I will keep this end under control."
"Yes, sir."

ℜidder 2010/01/20(Wed)17:43 No. 115411 ID: c16184
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The sergeant races down the tunnel to catch up with my advancing party, leaving me with his worn and weary men.
I wave to the medical officers.

"You three, take care of these men. The rest of you follow sergeant T'lear into the tunnel."

I clench my jaw again. With a soft pop my hearing is suddenly a lot clearer.
Through the marching and orders of the 3rd regiment behind me I begin to hear loud cheering.

When I look it seems as if all the inhabitants of the mesa structure have come outside to celebrate. Flags wave in the air and several songs are sung by the hundreds at the same time.

I am ashamed to say that now they do somewhat resemble ants on their anthill.

No, no. Termites. Termites build towers, Ants just have like a hill.

>>115411
They are ants Ridder, they are ants.

Look around, do you see any dead bugs or just wounded?

>>115414
Yeah, I'm going to have to agree with the termite assessment.

Anyhow, aside from a sore jaw I suppose that was a fairly successful engagement?

>>115411
well... casualties meaning they're dead?
Looks like we can kill... wierd attitude about it though...

Did you consider that they created a funnel trap down the tunnel?

They retreated way too fast... even from the scare...

Maybe they put down glue traps or roach motels.

[Also I just noticed the fancy R, that's a pretty fancy R, I like it.]

>>115426
Casualty doesn't always mean they're dead- could be that they're injured or captured. Really it's just a way of saying something bad happened to them.

ℜidder 2010/01/20(Wed)18:12 No. 115445 ID: c16184
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Ants or termites, there is no important difference to me. I am not educated nor interested in that part of biology.

Looking around, I see a lot of men down, some bleeding. From here I can not determine whether they are dead or simply unconscious, but it certainly doesn't look like killing was the intention.
Some begin to get up on their own, rubbing their head in a daze. Those who remain down are looked after by the medical officers.

>>115445
Such is war

So it is; fight among themselves isn' a horrible horrible thing. Its more like a dangerous dangerous sport.

I wouldn' say there is no honor in it.... (does it need to be deadly to be honorable?)

Maybe thats why the noble caste is so... eager? Maybe they're just bored out of their minds?

Conjecturing about why they fight wont help. We need to know it straight from the source.

>>115458
So its kinda like Robot Jox except with more combatants.

ℜidder 2010/01/20(Wed)18:38 No. 115473 ID: c16184
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It is a most gentle version of war. To say it is a very dangerous sport may be most accurate. A sport that has the entire land enthralled and divided.
I understand now how such an ongoing event gives the economy a boost and keeps the population entertained and occupied.

But that leaves the question: Why did the Matriarch seem so sad?

"Sir Ridder the Foreign Power, am I right?"[/i]

Another mount rides up to me. The rider carries the same kind of lance as I do.

"That is correct."
"I'm commander Y'kane. Of the 3rd regiment? I have to say I'm impressed. They didn't have me convinced getting an outsider in the mix at first, you know. Anyway, you look pretty worn out. How about you call back your men and let mine secure the frontline? The boys don't like standing around waiting for something to happen."

"I'm still fresh. Why don't we combine our forces and secure it together? I'd like to personally see to the fruit of our efforts."

>>115474
This, but more Ridder-y.

>>115473
You do not need to over-exert yourself, and especially not your men. You don't need to do everything and this isn't even your war. Allow him to secure the front-line, your men seemed very eager to be able to fight beforehand and I'm sure you don't want to deprive him and his men from some of the action they are probably also eager for. Also kiss him.

>>115474

How about "Thank you, Commander, but I wish to oversee the security of the front lines personally, if I may. Would you and your men like to join us?"

>>115488
ON the subject of your name, doesn't "Ridder" mean "Knight"?

no but 'rider' might

>>115501
Ridder is dutch for knight.

ℜidder 2010/01/21(Thu)13:15 No. 115881 ID: c16184
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That is right. I shouldn't do more than I have to, considering the other men's desire to do their part as well.

"Very well. I shall ride with you to the end of the tunnel just in case things take a turn for the worse."
"A bright idea, my friend."

The commander waves to his troops to follow him. From the buildings more soldiers arrive to take their place, presumably of the 4th regiment who were stationed on the rooftops.

We ride down the length of the tunnel, coming across only a few injured, who are looked after by the medical officers I send inside.
As we approach the end of the tunnel the sound of battle echoes towards us.

We kick our mounts to speed up. Commander Y'kane raises his lance.

"Push them back! Relieve the 7th regiment!"

His men race forward and jump into battle, as mine fall back to catch their breath. The 3rd regiment's fresh energy is enough to force the Patriarchists out of the tunnel once again.

Sergeant T'lear rides towards us.

"Commander Y'kane is here to relieve us. Call back the men."
"Yes, sir. 7th regiment! Pull back!"

He salutes to Y'kane, who casually salutes back.

"Good work, my boy."
"Thank you, sir."

The remaining men of the 7th regiment look weary but fulfilled. They smile to eachother and lean into eachothers shoulders.

I count 16 macemen, 12 staffmen, 8 slingers and all medical officers still standing.

>>115881
Congratulate the standing men on their success in pushing back the Patriarch and pour out a 40 for the lost homies. If you don't have a 40 I guess you could ask T'lear the proper way to respect the fallen in this culture.

ℜidder 2010/01/21(Thu)13:58 No. 115902 ID: c16184
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"Men! We have succesfully forced the Patriarch out of this tunnel! Your prowess is terrifying and your courage inspiring. Congratulations!"

They burst out in cheer with the little strength they can still muster.
I turn to the sergeant.

"T'lear, how does one honor the fallen in your culture?"
"Well, sir, you could send them flowers or fruits as they recover, but we generally only do that for those we know personally."

>>115902

So... no casualties? At all?

Surely they must have some deaths every now and then. But since it seems that none have fallen this day, there's no need to inquire about it further.

War is always a serious issue, but though it grants no absolution, we should at least be thankful they have found a method of it that does not spill unnecessary blood.

Now that your task here is done, see about returning to the council, and if you can, another audience with the Matriarch and her Advisors. We need to see the fruits of our labors -- see if they're willing to form an allegiance and if so, what they expect out of us, in terms of support, possible tribute, and loyalty, and what we can expect from them, in terms of available troops, information, protection, and so on.

>>115903
I think casualties in this culture is equivelant to passing out in a Bar fight...

>>115911

Can't wait until some other entrepreneurial culture comes and stomps all over them. That'll be an eye opener.

>>115916
Or not. We've established already, these guys are possibly very resistant to conventional warfare thanks to carapace. I 'd imagine you'd need some kind of pickaxe to cause deaths in a reliable manner.

If we ever talk to the matriarch, we need to bring this concern to her.

ℜidder 2010/01/21(Thu)15:37 No. 115990 ID: c16184
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Very well. There is little left for us to do here.
I give the medical officers some time before they are relieved by others as well. My men help some of their comrades off the ground and carry them back to the barracks.

Sergeant T'lear rides with me to the Matriarch's mesa tower. We are let through the gates to find two advisors waiting for us.

"We have heard the news, Sir Ridder. Very impressive."
"Ahem.. Sir Ridder the Foreign Power. In honor of your victory in the face of an overpowering situation the Matriarch hereby makes your Knight-hood permanent. You are granted all the privileges and duties, as well as a room in the palace. Should you decide not to stay, your privileges and duties will be taken from the moment you exit our borders. However, you will remain a friend of the empire. Your enemies will be our enemies."

>>115990
Oh man. Oh man, this is what you came here for man!

Thank them for relaying the message.

>>115990
Well, that is what we wanted... but I feel as though more could be done. Should we try to suggest a diplomatic mission now that the defense is more stable?

>>115990
That is good. But so long as the civil war continues their help will not be assured.

Ask to see a larger map over the enemy positions and troop streangth as well the same for your own side. I don't think todays victory will be enough to secure a meeting with the matriach or a chance for peace. If we can take down one of the Patriarchs larger positions we should be able to get a meeting with the matriarch and maybe lead, or atleast be included into, a delegation to the patriarch to negotiate for his surrender or a ceasation of hostilities.

>>115990
That's nice. Now you have something impressive to tell Muschio! He will be so excited that you succeeded.

That was quick.

These people must not be very good strategists to be wowed by a simple flanking tactic. You gave what, five orders the entire battle?

ℜidder 2010/01/21(Thu)16:13 No. 116033 ID: c16184
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I may a have permanent Knight status now, but that still does not give me the authority to propose diplomatic missions, or assign empire-wide strategies.
However, this is indeed what I came here for. To gain soldiers for the battle would have been a boon, and I had never expected to have an entire empire supporting me. My main goal was to have an alliance with my neighbours, so I may trust that they will not aid the Boss in causing my demise.

"I am honored. Thank you."
"The Matriarch treats her children well. A courtier will be send to your room to handle permanent housing. That is, if you are staying."

Er.

Unless we wish to move all our dudes and dudettes here, I seriously suggest we tell them we aren't going to be sticking around, sadly. The gesture is kind, however.

"No, I cannot stay. The land needs me and my friends. An evil must be stopped."

There will be some opportunity that we must ignore. Just like the tower heist in Sepia town, the Matriarch's lament is one of them.

>>116033
No, that is why you need to gain that authority. You also need the experiance.

While you probably can't suggest empire wide strategies you can probably give some more input on where to deploy and how other commanders should deploy. If you want to be sure that they can come when you call then this civil war has to end. One way to do this would be to win a decisive victory that forces the patriarch to initiate a negotiation for peace or possibly surrender. It would also further solidify the matriarchists loyalty to you and more importantly convince their soldiers that it's a good idea to follow your orders in combat.

Sadly I cannot stay, though the hospitality I have been shown is deeply touching. I have my own war to fight, and I must tend to my soldiers. It has been an honor to fight alongside the brave warriors of this nation, but by your leave I must return to my own lands.

I promise to keep and honor this bold alliance, in the Matriarch's name.
Thank you for everything.

Thank them for the honor, then explain to them you have other obligations that must be taken care of.

I'd suggest we stay a while longer and help a bit more. At least enough to get an audience with the maitriarch.

"Thank you for the room, but I'm afraid my quest will take me beyond your borders. If it's not too much to ask, may I take an ally with me to aid in my fight against the evil I seek to destroy?"

ℜidder 2010/01/21(Thu)17:22 No. 116101 ID: c16184
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Indeed, if I am to assist in the ending of this civil war I will have to stay. Even then it will not be certain if a private audience with the Matriarch is possible, but at the least it will be more likely.
However, as you say, I have responsibilities at the base. I can not simply abandon those loyal to me.
In addition, Muschio will visit within the week. Everything will have to be in top condition.

"I'm afraid I have to return to my own people. We have a conflict of our own to focus on. It was an honor to work with you, and the Matriarch has my undying support."
"So be it. There will be no housing made available for you then. But take the armor, we insist."
"Thank you, I am honored."
"Farewell, Foreign Power."

With that, the Advisors walk off. I turn to sergeant T'lear, who salutes.
"Farewell, commander."
I let it sink in for a moment, then return the salute.
"Farewell, sergeant."

Within the hour I find myself walking down the tunnel I came through, only this time with a bulking pack pushing me down.

A feeling of satisfaction does not arrive.

Perhaps the cutting issue with polygamy and Sticks is weighing down on me too much. Yet I can not determine how much it hurts.
Perhaps.. Perhaps I think so much I don't know how to feel any more.

Get back to HQ and take off for a few days to unwind.

>>116101
I would say you're feeling down because you didn't really accomplish anything for them here. You did get their promise of support but nothing was truly resolved. The conflict will go on.

The matter with Sticks is that she is afraid that loving someone will take away her freedom. Ridder for you marriage would simply mean a partner to share your bed and life with while you could continue with pretty much the same lifestyle.

For her it would mean a complete upheavel and a forced change of her priorities. She would no longer be free to live the life she choose, instead she would be forced to live on her spouse terms. She feels safe with you now because she no longer fears that you would demand that she makes a choice between having you in marriage or not having you at all.

>>116101

When do you think this started happening, the over-thinking bit I mean? 'Our' existence wouldn't have to do with it would it, or does this go back farther? We saw in your dreams that you have always had quite a serious outlook.

While there is a lot to be said for cool rationality sometimes some passion and fire must be retained lest you come to despise life, and the lives of those you protect.

However, it is quite apparent that you require some measure of stability, unlike say Sticks, who preferences the impermanent to the permanent. You have been trying to live her way, but you are unable... and the stresses are wearing on you.

Then maybe we should just stop this love shit. If its weighing you down, it makes no sense to fight a large battle with this weight on your shoulders. After all, isn't there a rule against fraternizing in military organizations?

Tell her, Ridder.

Tell her how you feel.

>>116115
this. There's not hiding it Ridder, your 'relationship' with sticks is seriously damaging your psyche. Best to confront her about it now than let it fester any longer.

ℜidder 2010/01/21(Thu)18:06 No. 116140 ID: c16184
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Perhaps it is indeed that I had little impact on the conflict. It seemed like such a strange world: Fights that were treated as sport, where death was not the goal but a sad possibility. And the Matriarch's melancholic expression..
Possibly the two issues combined has left the taste more bitter than sweet.

I will not tell Sticks what happened yet. The impact will be too great to deliver just before the walk home. I wish for her to be able to do what she wants when she hears what I have to say.

I do not recall when I began to overthink matters, as you put it. Likewise, I do not immediatly recall when I began hearing you.
I have been serious and driven since I was young, but not to this degree.
Ask me again later, when I have the time and peace to reflect.

When we are near the end of the tunnel I take the pack off my back and set it down. I have carried heavier weights, but its bulk is uncomfortably unbalancing.
I spot a guard standing just near the exit.

"Excuse me. I am looking for my mount. I left it here yesterday morning."
"Oh, sorry. I am not on duty here. I just came here because we're not allowed to smoke inside. You might wanna try the watchtower lads outside, or the royal guard over there."[/i]

>>116140
Royal Guard? Go ask them!

Or rather, just go check out what they're doing. I don't think they'd actually know where your mount is, and could get offended if you suggested they were of low enough station to be responsible for it.

He wouldn't have offered if it wasn't a viable idea. Check with the royal guard, they're closer, AND FOR ONCE YOU ACTUALLY HAVE THE NECESSARY CLOUT.

>>116140
Yes, let's see if we can't find that mount...

Also, there are, other concerns now that you are convinced you cannot fulfill the obligations you feel towards Sticks (primarily because she wants nothing to do with them.)

There is A: the probability that she will either leave our organization upon realizing that we do not want the kind of relationship she wants, or simply hang around and make things quite awkward for a while.

and B: the possibility that her recent weight gain may not be entirely food related.

Both of which when combined mean that even if you do get your happy ending and loving family one day, you may never be able to put this time entirely behind you.

Anyhow, on a more tactical/political note... it is important to know that the political situation her, and the happiness of everyone you serve is 'not' always within your grasp. Sometime people's problems need more than few skilled thrusts of a lance to disperse... and sometimes they must take matters into their own hands or suffer their fate in peace.

ℜidder 2010/01/21(Thu)18:42 No. 116176 ID: c16184
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That may be why the situation with Sticks is affecting me more than the Red Mesas political situation: It is entirely in my hands what will happen next.
There is a strange comfort in following orders that I can not rely on now.

I will check with the Royal Guard first. If they appear unavailable I shall leave them.

"Sticks, please stay with this bag."
"Alright."

I head over to the door.
When I open it I hear familiar voices.

"I still can't believe he fell for the 'one thousand year old tradition' thing."
"He didn't even blink when you told him that bullshit story."
"I gotta say, though, his stupidity didn't stop him from knowing how to please a lady."
"Yeah, yeah, we know he did a good job. We were there! Stop bragging already!"
"Hehehe! If I didn't know it was you I would've been touching myself."
"Don't act so innocent! I totally saw you rubbing it under that armor."
"But it must've been so fulfilling, huh?"
"Haha! Oh, you shush already! Why did you get to do him anyway?"
"For one thing, it was my room."
"Because I'm handicapped~"
"I'd lose an eye if it gets me a man like that."
"Don't you have a boy already?"
"Pfff, are you comparing N'kiel to that manbeast? Girl, I think I'm turning into a furrylover here."
"You got me convinced."
"Now we just gotta find a way to use that stupidity to train 'em!"
"Hahaha~"

Prepare to savagely beat three women.

WE'VE BEEN HAD. THIS IS NOT COOL. D:<

>>116176
Yell out "HELLO I HAVE COME TO FINISH THE JOB I LEFT UNFINISHED THERE ARE TWO LADIES I STILL NEED TO PLEASURE."

>>116176
STOMP INTO THE ROOM AS LOUDLY AS POSSIBLY AND SMILE WIDE.

"WELL WHY DID YOU NOT MERELY ASK, LADIES?"

>>116183
>>116185
These two naked

>>116176
Cough politely.

Let this be a lesson to stop being so amazingly gullible all the time.

Slowly back away and find a private place, then hold your face in your hands for awhile.

>>116176
THIS, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I told you to not to Ridder, I told you there are always other options... dammit we've been had.

Wait... we are still a knight yes? hmmm, I wonder... what kind of disciplinary measures and command does a knight hold here? They can be charged with interfering in diplomatic and military business? Maybe dishonorable conduct?

A knight must do his duty.

>>116176
Time to pull the trip of guilt...
Ridder Style... which will probably be something like this.

"And it appears your stupidity has come back to BITE YOU IN THE ASS"
and then knock something unimportant over

>>116176
Challenge them to a duel. one on one or all at once.

There is nothing to be done to undue falling for their trick. It's probably best to just ask them where your mount is, than to cause a commotion.

>>116206
this actually is a good idea.
maybe add "I am dissapointed that you had to trick me to fufill your lustful needs. The matriarch just might hear about this"

And just leave as they panic their asses off.

Apologize for being inconsiderate and offer to pleasure the other two as you did the first. It's the best way to maintain your dignity.

"Was it REALLY worth it?

Longish pause

Where can I find my mount?"

>>116210
Saying that would kinda go against the whole not causing a commotion thing.

>>116176

>furrylover

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

This shall not stand, by the by. Tell them how outraged you are.

DO NOT BE GENTLE.

>>116215
A commotion would only be really bad if it prevents us from leaving. If we say that on the way out, I support it.

>>116215
What I'm trying to imply is that we don't have to "win" or get back at them. They may have tricked us but we don't have to be immature about it.

Try to sneak up and bop the one you fucked on the head. Gently. No need to feel too pissed, or make too much of a commotion. They got you, good. We did warn you not to trust them straight off.

Alternatively make love to all three of them, right then and there.

Uhmm, if I may point something out, I don't think screwing them will make us feel any better, and I somehow doubt it would show them up or something.

It was that kind of suggestion that got us in this damn mess.

Alternatively, say something like "You weren't too bad yourself". Don't get too pissed, no need to cause a commotion and alienate your new allies.

Oh wait no, you should sit down and ask for a cup of tea.

ℜidder 2010/01/21(Thu)19:42 No. 116249 ID: c16184
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They did get me, and good. I do not feel enraged. Merely confused. Beyond I can't tell.

Was I too gullible? Perhaps, but had I not done it, things may have turned out for the worse.
I can not undo what has been done.
It was my error to head into this land unprepared.

I walk up to them.
One of them spots me.

"Hey! Look who's here!"
"Where is my mount?"
"Right here, baby!"
"..."
"..Ehm.. Uh, you can take mine. Just tell the boys outside you're picking up Z'tila's mount, code star, moon, moon, star, sun. A-alright?"

Walk up right behind one of them, then politely ask if they know where your mount is.

>>116249
fuck that. Ask them where your mount is.

>>116249
Give a curt nod, then leave, then speak while exiting.

"Next time a stranger comes to your lands, I would advise against deception to bid them to your side in bed."

*dramatic pause, cold glance over your shoulder back at them*

"They may not be as forgiving about your subterfuge as I am."

And then leave.

>>116257
Attempt to start saying this but start crying when you realize how much has gone wrong in your sex and love life because of manipulative people, and tell them that you just wanted to have a nice family with someone.

Ask that one bug lady if she'd really be willing to give her eye to have you.

Maintain that badass angry look.

>>116249
Ask for a cup of tea and sit down. Discuss local politics. The nature of warfare with these bugs. Ask if they would be killing, if they weren't fightin' bugs, or if this no-killin' thing is a global kind of thing.

They did get you good, but we warned you. Best to let it go, subtly make sure she doesn't have syphilis or something.

>>116261
this

>>116249
We didn't ask for 'their' mount.. did we?

Anyhow, they had best remember that most foreigners are not as... forgiving as we are... most wouldn't think twice about teaching them the real arts of war for a lesser trespass.

Simply give them an icy stare for 5 minutes, then thank them and leave.

Don't say anything.

Also: don't go for some sort of 'zinger' like an idiot, act honorably.

I think we want our damn mount please.

ℜidder 2010/01/21(Thu)20:33 No. 116297 ID: c16184
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"..I just wanted to have a family with someone.."

ℜidder 2010/01/21(Thu)20:33 No. 116299 ID: c16184
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"Ridder..? You look ill.. ..Ridder?"

:o

Daaaamn. Someone's behind you, they might be following you or just guardin'.

Also goddamn I love the stupid faces on those mounts.

>>116299
For what it's worth, if I were a physical entity, I would totally give you a hug right now, bro. :C
Also yeah you are being rather obviously followed, go see what the feck they want.

>>116300
In b4 female bug joins our group.

hey Ridder if it helps you can totally tell us how you feel

>>116300
Ridder... There's a bug following you.

And for godsake, you did well. An ordinary man would have zinged them or tried to upset them. Instead, you stuck by your morals, and just moved along.

If you really feel like crap, it's hightome you took a vacation far from these kind of influences. While you're gone, you can manage the mansion through the ring... It shouldn't be that bad...

>>116299
Ridder, I think alot of your current negative feelings comes from your clash with the world. Your ideals have shown themselves to be things that are not shared with the majority and people have used them to manipulate you for their own gain.

You really should talk with someone about that. Either a random bartender or Sticks. You need to unload those feelings or they will eat you up.

ℜidder 2010/01/22(Fri)10:44 No. 116684 ID: c16184
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Perhaps it is time to open up. Remind me about it when I have time to spare.. but time to spare for a vacation I will never have.
However, now that we have the support of this alliance, part of the pressure is off. I can spend more time straightening the details.

I stop to let my pursuer catch up.
It is sergeant T'lear. He salutes me.
"Sir."
"Why are you following me?"
"Because I am under your command, sir. I will follow you and orders. The senseless fighting of the Red Mesas will not be missed, sir. It will not be missed."

>>116684
does he have any skill or talents outside of killing stuff?

>>116685
The question is, do we NEED any other skill or talent outside killing stuff? HELL NO!

Also, totally knew it. Just wasn't sure about the gender...

"To tell the truth, T'lear... I think the Matriarch would agree with us."

Personal guard, advisers, a bunch of bored people with too much free time. A huge, numerous civilization doing nothing special.

Maybe that's what made her so sad.

ℜidder 2010/01/22(Fri)11:22 No. 116691 ID: c16184
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Perhaps so. Perhaps we will never know.

"I will not judge a man's wish to change his life. I am honored you chose me as a way out."
"The honor is mine, sir."
"Tell me, what skills do you have outside of combat?"
"Training and disciplining, sir."

>>116691
Oh, kick ass.

We can finally teach everyone how to be at least halfway competent!

Ridder you're like a cat.

Whenever you go out you always drag something back with you.

>>116695
That's why he gets along with sticks so well!

>>116691
Well then he should be able to help out with training everyone to be at least halfway competent at defending themselves. Atleast with blunt weapons. You also have additional base security now, he might not be on par with Black Fang but he should be able to hold his own.

ℜidder 2010/01/22(Fri)12:15 No. 116701 ID: c16184
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Indeed. I believe T'lear will be comfortable with focusing entirely on defense. He will remain the stalwart keeper in my abscence.

When we arrive at the mansion we meet Nakraska working outside. I nod at him.

"Hey, welcome back."
"Thank you, Nakraska. It is good to be back. This is T'lear, he will be joining us. I would appreciate it if you could show him around. Official introductions will take place just before dinner tonight."
"Yeah, no problem."

I leave him and T'lear as me and Sticks head inside.

"Sticks.. Please come to my room. I must speak with you."
"...alright..."

>>116701
This is probably not the best time for you to speak with her about your relationship.

Instead talk to her about your doubts and fears. That is really what you need to talk about right now.

Just tell her upfront that you don't feel any sort of satisfaction from this relationship beyond the physical. It may hurt her, but honesty and so on.

>>116701
Tell the truth.

You have tried living her way... and it's tearing you up. You have tried to sacrifice your hopes, your dreams, but she isn't willing to to give up hers.

She is set on this relationship being a temporary arrangement and so she will get what she desires. No obligation, not connection, she didn't want them, so we cannot provide them.

Don't flat-out break up with her.

Explain your situation, then ask her for advice. Explain that she's the one you know with the most experience in these matters.

Hopefully, she'd be honest with herself and with you. Hopefully, she'll either go to the next level, or break things off on her own.

The truth will set you free.

Tell her the truth.

be honest, but gentle. the last thing we need is more emotional hurt between everyone.

ℜidder 2010/01/22(Fri)13:59 No. 116727 ID: c16184
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In my room I kneel to her height.
She looks at me with an expression I haven't seen on her before.

"Sticks. What happened in the Red Mesas made me realize that no matter how I try, I can not let go of my values regarding love, family and marriage. I have shared this relationship becaused I was unable to control myself and made love to you, thus making it my duty to care for you, despite your refusal to marry. However, it strains me and causes me great pain. I can not continue like this."
"..."
"Please understand."

ℜidder 2010/01/22(Fri)14:00 No. 116729 ID: c16184
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She remains silent for a moment, then chuckles. She responds in a hoarse whisper.
"W-well, I ain't got anyone to blame but me, huh? ..I.. I need to be alone."

ℜidder 2010/01/22(Fri)14:00 No. 116730 ID: c16184
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She rushes out of the room.

baaaaaaaw

youve gone and broken her heaaaaaaaart

>>116727
It's physically impossible for you to be smooth right? There has to be some reason you're incapable of learning how to speak with people.

Well just fire off the clichés, tell her that she will always be special for you and she will always be welcome as a companion. If she ever needs anything she should tell you and the rest. Then let's go to a bar, get drunk and pour our heart out to a random bartender. But knowing you you're going to find some way to get into trouble there as well.

fuck

You should give her some time alone, but still, try to patch things up. Really, let her know it wasn't her fault, but yours for not sticking to your principles. You're just incompatible for each other -- you have different views on what love really is.
And let her know you still admire her as a person, or she'll think you're just disgusted with her, that you just look down on everything she is.

She needs some time to heal.

Way to stick to your guns, Ridder. I'd pat you on the back, but y'know... disembodied voice and all.

>>116730
I was a bit slow I see. Make sure she gets the other ring. We wanna talk with her a bit.

You should find a bar to get drunk in and a random stranger to pour out your problems in front of.

Breaking up a relationship is hard for both parties.

Go spar with Black Fang to blow off your steam. Physical exertion helps a lot.

Just so you know, man... You couldn't have done that in a softer way.

If she ever changes her ways... would you take her back? If so, make sure she knows this.

>>116736
>We wanna talk with her a bit.
She said she wants to be alone.

Well, that was... well it just was. I don't think there is anything we can say about this.

All is fair in love and war.

>>116742

I am agreeing with this.

>>116741
Yes because our host is incapable of talking to other people. Some of us are more competent than him, which isn't hard but still pretty impressive considering what we are.

If we get to speak to her without him we can probably explain a bit better what just happened. Ridder is about as sublte as a falling ton of bricks and shows just about as much regard of emotions in others despite his best attempts.

ℜidder 2010/01/22(Fri)14:23 No. 116752 ID: c16184
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I did not mean to hurt anyone. It was simply inevitable.
It would be futile to tell Sticks I would take her back if she changes her ways now that I've already broken our bond. It will be part of my duty to marry her should she wish so.
How I feel about that I don't know.
I am incapable of analysing my feelings now more than ever.

I shall ensure her of her value as a person when she is ready to face me again.

>>116730
She doesn't need to be coddled, she needs to be left alone.

Do simply this-- go to her, but keep your distance; possibly stand just at the threshold of her location. Tell her that she is always welcome to speak with you about whatever she wishes, and that this changes nothing in terms of how much you care for her wellbeing. You do not wish to see her leave, Sir Ridder, and she would do well to know that.

>>116752
Man the weirdest thought entered my head.

Talk to the Elf. She might actually have some handy advice or something.

Say Ridder, now that you have a moment...
Care to tell us about... well, us?

When did you start hearing us? How did it happen?

And what exactly do you think we are?

>>116752
Well that was... less than smooth.
But it would have hurt no matter how smooth you were. It couldn't be helped. That's just the way it is.

But... yes. Take your mind off of things for a moment and tell us about... us. Hearing voices in your head is not exactly normal.

>>116752
Indeed this one broached the 'us' issue earlier and I am primarily wonder why you are so... pliant at times to voices that seem to have taken independent residence inside you skull?

>>116752

It's rough, isn't it? But you stuck to your beliefs. That's something to be proud of. There was something that you considered disgusting that you didn't want to be a part of and you stood up and had your say.

Perhaps I speak too strongly, but I'm sure you get the point. We all know that you least of all wanted to hurt Sticks. It's fine. Sometimes we don't want to hurt the people we care about, but we have to. Ugly, huh? But that's the way these things go.

Stick to your beliefs Ridder. Let your conscience guide you. It's going to hurt, but at least at the end of the day you can call yourself a man and be proud that you didn't compromise your heart. Keep tripping and falling, but just keep getting back up as you go down that path. Good luck chief.

>>116756
That actually is just rudecondering he just broke up...
But I guess it'll get his mind off the issue, even if it's just for the moment...
Just talk with us Ridder. Talk to the voices in your head

>>116752
Well if you're willing to you could tell her that it's not her fault, there's nothing she could possibly do. Except turn into a man.

I think you need some stress relief, bro.

Got any training dummies? That would be good to vent your frustrations on.

ℜidder 2010/01/22(Fri)15:04 No. 116770 ID: c16184
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Thank you for your support, voices.
As to answer the question where you came from.. I have not considered it for a long time. I have accepted your existence a long time ago.

Your origins started in my early teenage years, if I remember correctly. It was at that point that the world and its working became clear to me, full of its flaws.
In my desperate efforts to deal with it, I begin to make mistakes that only worsened my feelings, not to mention the impression I gave my elders. It was at that point I felt that I needed something to help assist me in acting rationally: To analyse every action, every emotion, as to ensure their perfection and to remove unnecessary feelings.

It began with just talking to myself in quiet moments, until discussions split up into dozens of arguments. Soon I began to berate myself for any mistake I made. When I tried to silence myself mentally, ten more voices continued to whisper in the background.
The layers of rational have grown to such proportions I can no longer tell apart my feelings from my calculated strategies.

After the revolution I spend days yelling at myself to shut up. Every sleepless night I wished that the next morning you would be silenced.

Perhaps it is because I grew up.. Perhaps because my rational thought finally won.. but eventually I accepted your presence.
My broken psyche.

We love you too Ridder.

It certainly was for the best, if we'd somehow been silenced and reintegrated ourselves with your mind, you'd probably be an impulsive nymphomaniac.

Have you ever heard of something like... us happening to anyone else?

>>116770
Well that certainly explains a lot.
...You are far, far too hard on yourself...
At any rate, I suppose now would be a good time to check up on Grek and Black Fang... and to see how Gray Fang is doing.

>>116772
this
>>116777
and this

>>116777
Agreed.

Did you ever tell Muschio?

>>116770
I somehow doubt that rationality ever has a full victory, for if it did then we would no longer exist would we not?

I'm sure you have noticed that our council is not always of the soundest measure?

If I may, I suggest that Ridder pass off the ring and allow us to continue working until the evening when he formally introduces T'lear. I assume that when we're busy communicating through the ring that you're afforded some peace.

As for whom the ring is handed to, I suggest someone with a keen mind that is receptive to outside input. I'd like to turn our attentions to finding out who set the Fangs to work on us, if the rest 'us' agree. I think Mad Petal or Iesgip would be the best holders for this sort of thing. There's no rest for the wicked, after all, we might as well do our best to keep up.

ℜidder 2010/01/22(Fri)15:31 No. 116789 ID: c16184
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I have not heard of anyone else with this kind of disorder. I do not wish it upon anyone either.

Very well. I go downstairs and call for Black Fang.

"Black Fang. How did the trading mission go?"
"Without problems, master. All the goods've been delivered to those who needed it, or I put it in the storage room."
"Very good. Thank you, Black Fang."
"Ain't a deal, master."

Groovy.

whats next on our agenda?

>>116789
I bet some of us would like to know where the prisoner is being kept.

>>116789

Ask Black Fang if he thinks a man would be justified breaking a woman's heart earlier rather than later if he knows it's not going to work out.

>>116792

This. Whar is she?

>>116789
Excellent.
Now let's check on the prisoner. I've got this itching paranoia that she is going to escape at the least opportune moment...

>>116793
Indeed, ask Black Fang what he thinks about it.

Check on prisoner, then go check on Petal and Grek's progress on... whatever they were building.

ℜidder 2010/01/22(Fri)15:48 No. 116801 ID: c16184
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"Black Fang, do you mind if I ask you something personal?"
"..N.. No, master."

He seems slightly uncomfortable.

"Do you think it is justified for a man to break a woman's heart earlier rather than let the relationship run itself into the ground if it is clear it will not work out?"

He goes quiet. We stand there for a while, with only his rough breathing filling the room.
The eye with the scar on it twitches, as if he is in deep thought.

Finally he speaks in a low tone.

"Ah believe that if it had nay chance to work out.. her heart was already broken when it was set aflame. ..master."

Check on Grey.

Thank black fang for that surprisingly good advice.

>>116801
Thank him for his surprisingly apt assessment.
And then lets check up on the prisoner real quick.

>>116801

Wow. Color me impressed. Who would've thought some sage advice could come from those fearsome jowls?

Now then, check on the prisoner and then the Grek/Petal dynamic duo.

ℜidder 2010/01/22(Fri)16:17 No. 116810 ID: c16184
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I place my hand on Black Fang's massive shoulder.

"Thank you, my friend."
"..Anytime, master.."

I stay there for a moment to let him know he had the right idea before I continue to the small washroom where the Fang is being kept.

When I open the door I greeted with her wriggling and struggling figure, breathing heavily into my face.
It looks like she tore up the blanket with her teeth.

"Rape me! RAPE ME! Why don't you rape me?! Are you too scared?! I WILL RAPE YOU UNTIL YOU CRY LIKE A LITTLE BOYYYY! I'LL LICK THE TEARS OF YOUR BLEEDING FACE!"

Time for some torture.


...sit down and have an intelligent conversation with her.

She seems... upset. You should ask her why she wants to get raped so badly.

We need a proper prison cell. We can't have her tied up all the time. Have someone get to work on that.

Ok, here is the plan. Have someone help you gag her so she stops yelling. Don't get bit. Then put one of the rings on her. We will be able to get inside her head and talk to her.

>>116812

This. Take a seat and try to understand what is the deal with this fang.

>>116815

Sure, it may be only Muschio who can treat this bad of a case, but we may as well take a crack at it.

>>116812
Hahahahah. Yessss.

Give her some goddamn clothes, what is wrong with you, you pervert.

>>116810
Ask Black Fang if Grey was always this crazy or if this is something new?

>>116810
If she really wants it, find someone who's willing...
But honestly... If she wants to be raped, it becomes concensual... And it's no longer rape
But first, let's see if we can find why age wants to be raped (eg: get the ring on her and let us delve into her mind)

ℜidder 2010/01/22(Fri)16:37 No. 116823 ID: c16184
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With the way she tore the blanket off I doubt that taking the risk of getting bitten when giving her clothes will be worth it.
I quietly sit on the floor and look her in the eye.
She stops wriggling, instead leaning forward. Her breathing is still rough and heavy.

"Why do you insist on getting raped?"
"You have the advantage.. USE IT! Don't leave me here like a ragdoll.. Ravish and abuse me like I would do to YOU!"

Putting the ring on her seems like a good idea. However, Grek still has the other ring, and it didn't seem like Grek and Petal were at the mansion when I came back.

>>116823
Ridder, realize that she is speaking a logical fallacy.
Tell her that, as she demands to be raped, she is in fact consenting to it. As such, it would not be rape - as you can't rape the willing.

I coulda sworn I just said that... And that it seems that'd it would be more abusive to NOT screw her.
(Eg: she wants it, but she won't get it unless she abides by your command. Then promptly have sex if only to calm her down and make her follow you. If you cannot do the deed, get someone else.)

>>116826
This is a good idea to point out.

Anyhow, seems yet another crazy chick wants you Ridder, in her own twisted way.

A real pity we don't have the ring, ask her if she likes anything aside from rape.. oh I know, ask her if she wants to play chess.

>>116826
I rather think it's the fact that she cannot understand why anyone wouldn't abuse their power.

The way she grew up I doubt she ever learnt that power brings responsibility with it. The only ways she has learnt to gain power is through sex and violence and the only use she has put power to is to gain sex and do violence.

>>116831

So how does one make her "unlearn" her ways?

I'm no armchair psychologist.

>>116832
Let's kill her with kindness.

In other words, keep her here securely, have Black fang feed her (he's honestly the only one who can) and at some point give her clothes.

>>116832
I'm not entirely sure. I never did get very deep into pshychology. We could always try pavlovian methods. If she's nice she gets a reward and if not she gets a punishment. After a while she should start being nice even without the reward. She is fairly canine in apperance so it might work. I doubt it would but hey it's an idea.

Other than that I would say the first step to recovery would be to make her accept that she has a problem. These things are rather hard to cure unless the one suffering wants to be cured.

>>116832
...I suppose a good first step would be informing her that other ways than her own exist.

Tell her exactly why you aren't 'raping' her. It is wrong to take advantage of someone. It is wrong to abuse your power.
Also be kind to her. She is not evil, just... incredibly twisted by her upbringing.

Tell her that raping someone is not nice, and you won't do it as you are a nice person.

>>116837
>pavlovian
While we're onto this, positive works better than negative. Negative does not mean punishment, mind you, it means taking something away. As positive means Adding something to the routine.

In other words, a positive punishment would be forcing her to do some sort of work, whereas a negative reward is taking away some sort of thing she dislikes.

That is to say, do not reward her every time, but only occaisonally. You know why little old ladies continually pull that stupid lever for hours on end? Because they are on a unreliable feedback schedule. Do the same with her, and she'll be pulling that lever (rather, whatever you want her to do) constantly.

On the flipside, punishment must come in whenever she does something wrong. Remember, positive punishments and rewards.

>>116823

"I'm sorry, Grey Fang. But I'm not like you."

ℜidder 2010/01/22(Fri)17:08 No. 116845 ID: c16184
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"I'm sorry, but I am not like you."

I get up and close the door, under loud protest.

I believe you forgot who has just gotten berated for not being able to act smooth. I greatly doubt I am up for this.
I will leave it to prince Muschio, as previously planned.

Excellent plan!

>>116845
...Right. Sorry.
It's just... hard to see something that broken and not try to fix it.
Anyways! Let's go see what Grek and Petal are up to.

>>116845

A capital idea. Now go check on Grek and Petal, the Wonder Inventors.

>>116845
Let's go check up on Grek and Petal.

Oh yeah, remember to put like a lock or sign or something on that door if she's still there when he gets here.

>>116845
Oh yeah Grek and Petal. I might have given them the idea of weapons of mass destruction. But don't worry to much. They should be to dangerous to use properly so they shouldn't get very far with it.

Grek 2010/01/22(Fri)17:38 No. 116864 ID: c16184
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"Leks te be a gentle wend frem th'left, 'bet two tecks."
"Got it. That shouldn't effect the path too much. Now we just need a target."

Grek 2010/01/22(Fri)17:38 No. 116866 ID: c16184
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"What do you reckon?"

aim for the swan rider, moving targets are great practice

>>116866
Um, this rather depends on what you're shooting out of that thing, and where exactly we are. Is that a bandit camp or something?

What the fuck is going on here?

>>116871

Let's 'not' hang our heads right now...

>>116866
So! Who're we shooting, ladies?

God, you two are an adorable couple. Aim for the two guys fighting.

>>116866
The city. Lets see what this bad boy can do.

Grek 2010/01/22(Fri)17:54 No. 116887 ID: c16184
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Wer doin' a feldtest ef ar inv'ntien. Wer et th'felds 'tween th'ferest 'n Sep'e Ten.

"Em fer them teh fellers teh th'left."
"Alright. Aiming.. Two ticks of wind.."
"Yer loaded, gerl."
"Get down, then."

Grek 2010/01/22(Fri)18:03 No. 116894 ID: c16184
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Bam.

>>116894
oh fuck!
Did we just tell you to fire on live targets?

>>116894
Holy hell! who did we just kill?

So how'd you get it to explode anyway? Did you make the Mix heat up water to build up the pressure needed, or did you somehow manage to get it to detonate on its own?

Also, um... those are dummies, right?

>>116894
Wow.
I really hope those were dummies.

It occurs to me that such a weapon would be very effective against the Boss. One well-aimed round would probably collapse his whole lair...

Is that thing mobile?

>>116894
Nice. Now imagine what it would do to soldiers marching in a tight formation. Or even better, if you loaded it up with poison gas. That shit stays nearby and hits more people before it disperses.

>>116903

Hell, load that warhead up with ball bearings and watch an entire regiment turn to swiss cheese.

Grek 2010/01/22(Fri)18:21 No. 116909 ID: c16184
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O'cerse tes' feck'n mebile. Pet'l's cerr'ing th'feck'n theng 'n 'er beck!
Eh d'nneh 'bet mak'n other thengs teh pet 'n yet. Stell getteh get thes p'rfect'd.

Them were rel feck'n h'mens. Ded nehw-- Neh-- One's stell squirm'n.

"How was that?"
"Reght 'n th'feck'n merk, gerl."
"Beginner's luck, I reckon."