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Theta][Sigma 2010/01/16(Sat)22:52 No. 112473 ID: f21281
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<????> *zzZzzz-* HOLY SHIT I'M AWAKE, I'M AWAKE.

...who the fuck is this guy?

>>112467
Fuck yes you are the best version EVER
Now get started with the game
Also hack it so you start with a Dratini or some crazy crap

red > blue

>>112473

Choose BULBASAUR and FUCK what that old guy says

>>112477
WRONG MOTHERFUCKER.

Press A

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/16(Sat)22:55 No. 112484 ID: f21281
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<????> Blah blah blah pokemon blah blah I'm Oak SHUT UP ALREADY DAMMIT.

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/16(Sat)22:55 No. 112486 ID: f21281
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<????> JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING.

Also get Squirtle. Squiretle is so awesome. Not only do they have firefighting squads, but when they evolve they get fuckin' cannons on their backs.

>>112484

Press space and alt+1.

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/16(Sat)22:56 No. 112491 ID: f21281
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<????> Oh. It's a pokemon.

I knew that.

...shut up.

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/16(Sat)22:57 No. 112499 ID: f21281
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<????> Ooh wow, I bet that pays well. Maybe that's why your lab is made of a SINGLE ROOM.

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/16(Sat)22:58 No. 112504 ID: f21281
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<????> WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF A QUESTION IS THAT.

MY NAME IS (commence suggestions, 7 letters)

>>112499
To be fair, your house only has two rooms.

>>112504
Conan.

Alternatively Vodka.

>>112504

SPUNKY

Red

Yeah, and once you head out your mom can stop sleeping on the sofa, Trevor.

COLBERT

Monpoke

Seconding the vote for Colbert.

Catch missingno so your save file fucks up, game over.

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/16(Sat)23:05 No. 112530 ID: f21281
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<COLBERT> Technically it's Colbert Conan Trevor Spunvodky III.

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/16(Sat)23:05 No. 112535 ID: f21281
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Dude. There's a fuckin' BIRD on your head.

Oh wait that's your hair.

BUUUUUUUURN.

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/16(Sat)23:06 No. 112542 ID: f21281
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...I have serious doubts about your validity as a professor now.

>>112535
Stewart, what a snively little name.

FAGGOT

His name is Gin.

Or Douche.

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/16(Sat)23:07 No. 112548 ID: f21281
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That other guy is either high or mute or something. And Oak seems to be staring at me.

It's very creepy.

"Uh, his name is..uhm..."

Douche

Bourbon.

FAGGOT

CLOUD cause gays love clouds. and he is gay.

Wait, no, It's Douche♀
[Did that come out right? I can't tell.]

>>112562
yes
yes it did

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/16(Sat)23:16 No. 112581 ID: f21281
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WAIT WHAT I DIDN'T NAME HIM THAT

"BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS."


FFFFFFFFUUUUUUCK.

HELL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/16(Sat)23:19 No. 112589 ID: f21281
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WHAT.

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/16(Sat)23:20 No. 112592 ID: f21281
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OKAY.

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/16(Sat)23:20 No. 112594 ID: f21281
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HOLY FUCK I JUST SHRUNK.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON MAN.

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/16(Sat)23:21 No. 112596 ID: f21281
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Oh. I'm home.

Erm. Yay?

Fuck, what do I do now. Shit was trippy yo.

>>112596
Play your video games.

Game shark.

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/16(Sat)23:26 No. 112616 ID: f21281
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I can't afford anything newer :(

Fuck dis shit. I'm going out and looking for that Oak fellow.

>>112616
Man you better pick the most hardboiled Pokemon that Oak jerk has available. None of this wussy Bulbasaur crap. In fact, you better break the laws of the world itself and force him to have more interesting choices.

Inventory your tree. It will come in handy later.

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/16(Sat)23:28 No. 112623 ID: f21281
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<Mom> DON'T FORGET YOUR JACKET, YOU'LL CATCH A COLD. AND TUCK YOUR SHIRT IN. STAND UP STRAIGHT. BLAH BLAH BLAH

SHUT UP MA!

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/16(Sat)23:31 No. 112632 ID: f21281
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...SON OF A BITCH HE'S NOT EVEN HERE.

<DOUK> I'VE GOT BAAAAAALLS OF STEEEEEEEEEL.

NOT NOW DOUK.

>>112623
Give her a kiss on the way out.

>>112632

Leave town. Fuck this shit.

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/16(Sat)23:32 No. 112642 ID: f21281
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"Hey, you, with the glasses. Where the fuck is Oak."

"Last I saw him, he went gallivanting off into the TALL GRASS, rambling on about some giant golden bird."

"Crazy motherfucker. Aight, thanks."

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/16(Sat)23:34 No. 112650 ID: f21281
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Well I don't -see- him...

"YO, OAK! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?"

...no answer.

I've heard stories about the TALL GRASS. Some say that it's just grass. Others tell of untold horrors that lay within, feral creatures who harness the powers of the elements, just waiting for someone stupid enough to step foot into their domain.

But I don't believe in all that bullshit. ALONS Y!

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/16(Sat)23:35 No. 112654 ID: f21281
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WHAT TH-

...oh, you sneaky fucker.

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/16(Sat)23:38 No. 112658 ID: f21281
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<OAK> BY ARCEUS' SPOKES, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.

"Uh...I'm looking for you actually."

<OAK> Don't you know that there are HORRIBLE MONSTERS LYING IN WAIT OUT THERE?! Goddamn young punks thinking they can just go walk in some grass. Come with me boy, we're gettin' you some 'protection', aheh heh.

Oh god he's going to rape me, isn't he.

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/16(Sat)23:43 No. 112675 ID: f21281
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<OAK> ...so, in order to defend yourselves, I am giving you both a pokemon, of your choice, FREE OF CHARGE!

They might be a little defective though.

<DOUK> Why don't you go first, COLBERT? And it's totally not so I can pick a pokemon which is the elemental superiority of whatever pokemon you pick.

...crafty bastard.

SO, I've got three choices. Left, Middle, and Right. There's no labels so I don't know what's in them.

Decisions decisions...

>>112675
It's okay, they don't know any elemental attacks yet!
Walk up and grab the left one and Oak'll probably start off on a rant about it.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2010/01/16(Sat)23:48 No. 112688 ID: 05b020
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>>112675
there is one thing we must do. ALWAYS.

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/16(Sat)23:51 No. 112695 ID: f21281
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I pick up the one on the left and give it a testing heave. Unfortunately I overestimate the weight of it and it goes flying into the air, crashing on the ground with a solid CLUNK. The pokeball sparks a bit.

<OAK> ...your problem now, kid.

Hrm. Well I don't know what pokemon it is, but I guess I should give it a nickname maybe?

>>112675
Ask what pokemone is in which pokeball. You want to be sure you don't get Bidoof while Douche over there gets Articuno.

STEWART

FIRE LIZARD

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/16(Sat)23:58 No. 112713 ID: f21281
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I name it Stewart, for some reason.

<DOUK> Alright, then I'll take THIS one. NOW LET'S BATTLE, BITCH.

"Wh-what?"

<DOUK> YOU HEARD ME. I'm gonna kick you ass straight to the Elite 4, ya runt.

Is his whole family mental or something?

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/16(Sat)23:59 No. 112714 ID: f21281
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POKEMON BATTLE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/17(Sun)00:00 No. 112718 ID: f21281
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<DOUK> NOTHIN' LIKE BAPTISM BY FIRE.

"Uh-huh. Can we just hurry up?"

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/17(Sun)00:02 No. 112724 ID: f21281
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He sends out some runty looking blue turtle thing.

<DOUK> YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT? IT'S GO TIME, SON.

I grip the pokeball in my hand tightly, before hurling it through the air. It unlocks, and a brilliant flash of red light bursts into the air as Stewart materializes onto the field of battle!

Damn, Douche got the good pokemon.

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/17(Sun)00:03 No. 112730 ID: f21281
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<STEWART> "SSSSSSCYYYYYYTHAAAAAAAAAH!"

>>112730
O_O
WOAH! DUDE! I'm saving THAT

>>112730

Fuck yeah, gotta find a metal coat.

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/17(Sun)00:05 No. 112737 ID: f21281
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<DOUK> WHAT THE FUCK MAN. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

<OAK> I never said -where- I got the pokemon from, eheh...

BEST POKEMON EVER. Okay, lets see what it knows...

>>112729
fuck you
>>112726
hes here to kick ass and chew bubble gum
and hes all out of gum

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/17(Sun)00:07 No. 112743 ID: f21281
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Well it looks like I only have one option here.

"STEWART, HIT 'EM WITH A QUICK ATTACK!"

Mantid blades sing out as they slice through the air, a flurry of attacks bearing down on DOUK's Squirtle. It doesn't last long.

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/17(Sun)00:09 No. 112749 ID: f21281
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<DOUK> LAME. Can't believe I got this stupid pansy turtle and you got that death machine. This is so fucked up.

"Quitcher bitchin'."

<OAK> Yeah, shut up, DOUK. Now both of you, get the fuck out of my lab.

VICTOLY!

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/17(Sun)00:15 No. 112756 ID: f21281
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AND SO, ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH.

Man, this is going to be so cool. I'm gonna travel all across the world, catching these pokemon, trainin' em, fighting other trainers. I mean wow, it's mind-boggling you know? I heard there was a gym or something up North, so I'm gonna head there fir-

Oh hey, what's that over there? Ooh, I bet it's a new pokemon! Okay, Stewart, get ready for some acti-

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/17(Sun)00:21 No. 112761 ID: f21281
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>>112761
Fuck! You don't have six items yet!

Theta][Sigma 2010/01/17(Sun)00:26 No. 112773 ID: f21281
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GBAQUEST END

POKEMON GAINED: 1/151
TRAINERS DEFEATED: 1/2,312,553,052
SAVES CORRUPTED: 1/0

FINAL GRADE: B+

Best quest ever. :D

decent quest
would have been better if not for >>112467