Wake up you lazy fuck

Continue sleeping.

Keep sleeping.

Sleep perchance to dream.

>>112352
Fuck yeah!
Don't wake up for fucking ANYTHING!

Do something before you somehow turn into a NORTHERN SERGAL.

Wake up, you lazy bum. Are you a MALE or FEMALE bum?

Rattata 2010/01/16(Sat)22:17 No. 112376 ID: 5696d4
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YES! Morning!

This is the day, I’ll do it!

I’ll kiss you, my love~

masturbate

Aww aren't you just precious?

Why do you have a white tail?

>>112377
While thinking of your love.

>>112376
Find NUTS to use as a PRESENT.

in b4 hes found a pretty little shiny rattata male stripper

Rattata 2010/01/16(Sat)22:36 No. 112406 ID: 5696d4
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Mr. Tree! It’s the day, its THE day!

Yes, I have to prepare! So little time!

Rattata 2010/01/16(Sat)22:36 No. 112407 ID: 5696d4
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First thing first!

==>

>>112407

your love IS a Ratatta, right?

Stop it, you're not a cutegal. What are you gonna do, kiss a human?

>>112407
So you're finally gonna confess to the local Raticate, eh? Well, good luck to you. Mr. Tree is proud that you've got the balls to take matters into your own forelimbs and make a change.

>>112376
Kissing?... You're a rattata... I thought you're supposed to go to a day care center with a rattata of the opposite sex and magically lay an egg
Still, go do what you gotta do

>>112407
Masturbating furiously to thoughts of your love? I can only assume you're female, but just to be sure I'm asking.

Rattata 2010/01/16(Sat)23:06 No. 112540 ID: 5696d4
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> local Raticate

Ugh, no thanks, maybe those good looking models they appear in the magazines and stuff…
… but those are too old for me… and the ones in school are bullies and try too much to look bad…

No, Raticate, my age are not good for love… I have my eyes set on someone else~

Who's that special dreamy someone?

i swear if its a machop...

Is it a Northern Sergal?

Bake cupcak- wait, this doesn't make much sense

>>112551
What if it's a bidoof

Is it a Hooman?

Rattata 2010/01/16(Sat)23:26 No. 112613 ID: 5696d4
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Can't tell you yet!

I'll have you know, I'm the cutest Rattata in class!

Rattata 2010/01/16(Sat)23:26 No. 112615 ID: 5696d4
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Why I had to had the idea of giving my well-kept berries today!

I’m gonna be late!

then quick attack your way to school
dont forget your berries

>>112615

then hurry the fuck up!

Rattata 2010/01/16(Sat)23:49 No. 112691 ID: 5696d4
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Berries held… no time to eat

Rattata 2010/01/16(Sat)23:50 No. 112694 ID: 5696d4
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Oh no! my perfect plan… my love should be around the corner!

That's the only way towards the route! I wanted to be close… but if that Slowpoke gets in the way, it'll take too long before I can get through! ;-;

<btw… I know my love will be at this time… but its not like I have stalked him everyday for the past year or anything like that…>

What should I do? Dammit Slowpoke!

Run over the slowpoke.

jump it. that would impress your love

>>112694
Just get his attention so he stops, then run right past him. He is pretty slow, y'know.

>>112694
There's no way that slowpoke can get on the bridge before you. It's too slow.

Rattata 2010/01/17(Sun)00:39 No. 112789 ID: 5696d4
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NO! JUMPING WON'T DO!

Rattata learned Pursuit!

Rattata 2010/01/17(Sun)00:40 No. 112794 ID: 5696d4
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Whoa, look at that Slowpoke go!

Rattata 2010/01/17(Sun)00:41 No. 112796 ID: 5696d4
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He is here ~<3

.
..
...

Approved.

share dem berries
tap dat ass
fry dat chicken

>>112796
Give him the berries and say you like him.

Okayokayokay. Stay calm. This is it. Offer him those delicious berries. Everyone likes berries. Wow look how handsome and cool- focus, berries.

Rattata 2010/01/17(Sun)00:53 No. 112817 ID: 5696d4
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today... my first kiss <of love>… <with a male>…

~END~

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/01/17(Sun)01:01 No. 112818 ID: 9e9b47
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>>112817

Of course, nothing lasts forever...

>With a male

So what are you saying, exactly?

>>112823
i came
>>112818
i came again

>>112818
This tragic twist shall surely make this a cult classic. Well played. Very well played.