Perfect tide. Perfect breeze. Perfect temperature. Perfect shade.
become krabby
Sometimes it's hard being the coolest krabby on the beach.
who are we kidding? no it isnt. ROCK THE FUCK OUT.
>>112354 Find some people so you can ignore them and be cool.
become the one true krabby
>>112369 I don't need people to be cool. >>112370 Done. >>112365 ITS TIME TO GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
>>112387 you are one cooool krabby lets go get some booze. booze is the foundation of every good party
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>>112394 Go under the water and find more bitches to party with
>>112394 this beach is a bit of a party killer add wenches to the shopping list
>>112400 It was already on. >>112399 This is Krabby 1 to station 1 we are fully prepared for subaquatic conditions. "Hello Krabby 1 this is Station 1, we are good to go." Krabby 1 submerging.
Shit's quiet today. My brosky Poliwag is bein cool and shit like always. Not much else though...
>>112421 yo bro gots any narcotics?
>>112427 Dude... Wags IS the narcs...
hit dat shit up bro lets get CRUUUUNK
>>112471 Tell wags that you and he, should team up and fight crime. With your awesome and his narcs, you should be able to stop any menace you come across.
... CRAP BATTLE. No seriously we need to hit up some rhymes in this bitch and make it happen. WE'RE DOING THIS MAN WE'RE MAKING IT HAPPEN.
>>112481 Dude, wags, we should like... totally just go out, and fight stuff, be all like yeah, and stuff. Wags: Poli! Poliwag! Totally...
>>112560 Damn... It's a good thing Poli can't get himself up, else I woulda been a goner... He can breath forever under water, I only got about a few hours... I wonder how much time's passed...
>>112626 Start training to become a KINGLER
>>112626 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
fucking altaria and that suns barely moved lets head into town and pinch some hobos
>>112635 A Kingler huh? No idea how I could get started on that... >>112647 This seems like a good idea to start...
Oh look, it's the road! Why it's so far away from the beach I'll never know... what's that commotion over there?
HOLY SHIT, SLOWPOKE! Oh, it's Rattatta. she's real nice to me, no idea why. OH MY GOD ARE THOSE BERRIES!
>>112795 Accept her berries in a cool way
DAMN FUCKING RIGHT THOSE ARE BERRIES NOW WE GOT WENCHES AND BERRIES first things first eat dem berries tap dat ass fry dat chicken
Take berries. Give a thumbs up. Or the equivalent anyway.
OH MY GOD THESE BERRIES ARE AWESOME!!! RATTATTA IS MY GIRLFRIEND NOW AND I SHALL EAT THESE BERRIES AND I SHALL NO LONGER BE THE OLDEST VIRGIN IN PALLET TOWN! (not including Ash Ketchum) And they lived happily ever after for all of two weeks when Rattatta ran out of berries... and team rocket is blasting off again.
THE END!!!
awesome quest
>>112824 But noooooothing laaaaaasts forever... only love... only love...
>>112837 awesomer quest
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SEAKING: FUCK YEAH!!!