Squish all the rats between your massive boobs!

Dodge roll right over them, squash them all

meanwhile Titmouse gets the crystal

>>1123252
That can't be good.

Don't panic, we're a Hero, we can handle this. When we're being swarmed by enemies from every direction, the answer is to charge up our sword and unleash the secret technique, Titty Twister!

Uhoh.
The ways he moves He looks less like a pile of rats in a trenchcoat and more like a living giant rat shaped rupture into a elemental plane of rats!
Or should that be emmental plane?
>>1123254
Yeah, quickly ask titmouse if she can seduce an infinite number rats at the same time.

Shes gotta be part of the solution.
The other part is FIRE
From the butt.

High priority task:
Start workshopping a witty quip about our hot ass for when we burn the villain.

Pretend to flee but instead

- Go for the magic crystal

- Get ready to fire a booty fireball when the ratking lunges for you

>>1123276

Flee while shooting? Have mouse aim while piggybacking? Death by a thousand cuts?

(1/10) Apples 2026/03/15(Sun)03:02 No. 1123452 ID: 0c2899
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The RAT KING uses Rat Pack Attack!

RAT KING: "Now perish, Hero!"

(2/10) Apples 2026/03/15(Sun)03:02 No. 1123453 ID: 0c2899
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>get that crystal!

>Go for the magic crystal

>Get ready to fire a booty fireball when the RAT KING lunges for you

Gotta get the Magic Crystal! If you can only touch it, this will all be over!

You hear the skittering of evil rats hot on your tail and use your last remaining MP to blast them with your butt fireballs.

(3/10) Apples 2026/03/15(Sun)03:02 No. 1123454 ID: 0c2899
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>>Break the glass break the glass!

You break the glass protecting the Magic Crystal. The dome explodes with an earsplitting CRASH!

Now all you have to do is touch the Magic Crystal!

(4/10) Apples 2026/03/15(Sun)03:03 No. 1123455 ID: 0c2899
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Touch... the... crystal...

(5/10) Apples 2026/03/15(Sun)03:03 No. 1123456 ID: 0c2899
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Touch... iiiiiiiiit!

(6/10) Apples 2026/03/15(Sun)03:03 No. 1123457 ID: 0c2899
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NYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

COME ON! YOU WERE SO CLOSE!

(7/10) Apples 2026/03/15(Sun)03:11 No. 1123459 ID: 0c2899
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RAT KING: "At last, the Magic Crystal is mine!"

RAT KING: "I'm grateful to you, Hero With Huge Boobs..."

(8/10) Apples 2026/03/15(Sun)03:11 No. 1123460 ID: 0c2899
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RAT KING: "WE are grateful to you..."

RAT KING: "The Magic Crystal is the only thing in the world with the power to stop the Evil Bad Thing...

(9/10) Apples 2026/03/15(Sun)03:13 No. 1123461 ID: 0c2899
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RAT KING: "And now it's gone!"

You watch helplessly as the RAT KING shatters the Magic Crystal as well as all your hopes of taking it easy today.

The crystal explodes into a thousand fragments which dissolve instantly like the embers of a dying fire.

(10/10) Apples 2026/03/15(Sun)03:13 No. 1123462 ID: 0c2899
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Titmouse: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"

Well guess that's it, Rat King wins. Time for a celebration.

new goal: get the rat king drunk so you can defeat him, or at least learn his secret plan

>>1123462
He just made Titmouse cry.
He just made Titmouse cry.

That's it. I don't care how big and strong he is or how hot he looks under those robes. This vermin is dead. It is officially Hero time. We're chopping every single one of those little creeps into deep fried rat burgers.

If he crushed it in his fist, there's no way some of the crystal's power didn't get into his hand! His hand which is probably a rat, which you can take from him! You just need the chance to grab it. It's time to show NO MERCY!!

Tell the rat king that because male rats are known to have proportionally massive balls compared to other mammals you were expecting the rat king to be a worthy contrasting opponent to your bunny bustiness in that regard but you were VERY DISAPPOINTED!!!!

Don’t worry, Titmouse can heal the crystal!

Did he just destroy the only way to stop the Evil Bad Thing in a cut scene?!

>>1123462
Welp I guess it's time to flee the BBEG because we can't fight him without going out and collecting a bunch of heart containers and equipment upgrades.

Don't forget to collect your mouse.

Rescue that titmouse!
Then bounce! Bounce to safety!

You are endowed with the tit-le hero so you have to keep fighting the bad thing.
There might be a back up crystal or some giant cat or a giant hammer called the ratmasher or anythinh, but you need time to find out.

We need Hooters' power to reset time back to our bedroom at the start of the quest!

"Hooters! I just realised, I left my helmet in the bedroom! We have to start again!"

>>1123481
Alternatively, just pull off the shirt.

Wait, didn't the Sorceress of Stupid say she wanted lots of mall creatures to eat? And isn't Hooters and owl, which eat rats, for that matter?

Let's call them right now with the ancient call of "FREE RATS! FREE RATS UP IN HERE! COME TAKE A SAMPLE!"

Who was the idiot that thought it would be a good idea to put the crystal on such a tall pedestal? Did they not consider that the destined hero wouldn't be able to reach that high?

I blame whoever put the crystal up there as the one responsible for us being unable to get it when we needed it the most!

Some beams of energy are shooting to the sky, boob bounce to catch some and butt blast the rat!!!

(1/18) Apples 2026/03/22(Sun)02:24 No. 1123709 ID: 0c2899
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>He just made Titmouse cry.
>He just made Titmouse cry.

Titmouse: "I-I wasn't crying..."

>That's it. I don't care how big and strong he is or how hot he looks under those robes. This vermin is dead. It is officially Hero time.

The sight of Titmouse's tears fills you with righteous, heroic anger!

Titmouse: "I wasn't crying! Really!"

You twist out of the RAT KING'S grip and strike upward with your sword.

Boobie Bunny: "You. Big. BULLY!"

RAT KING: "Arrrgh!"

You sever the RAT KING'S hand. The sundered flesh immediately turns back into its component rats. They scamper away, squealing horribly.

(2/18) Apples 2026/03/22(Sun)02:25 No. 1123710 ID: 0c2899
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>Tell the rat king that because male rats are known to have proportionally massive balls compared to other mammals you were expecting the rat king to be a worthy contrasting opponent to your bunny bustiness in that regard but you were VERY DISAPPOINTED!!!!

You tell him all that!

The RAT KING sputters indignantly.

RAT KING: "Wh—b-b—that's... Th-that's only because this body is made up of hundreds of smaller rats! The prime rat which forms the core of my being has really huge balls! For real!"

Boobie Bunny: "Yeah right! I can sense that aura coming off you and it's not evil power, it's small dick energy!"

Boobie Bunny: "Tiny dick and tiny balls!"

(3/18) Apples 2026/03/22(Sun)02:25 No. 1123711 ID: 0c2899
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RAT KING: "ARRRGH! ENOUGH OF YOUR INSOLENCE!"

The RAT KING lashes out and kicks you hard in the face!

Having the RAT KING'S gnarly foot on your face is not fun and you are not into it!

-100 foot appeal!!!

(4/18) Apples 2026/03/22(Sun)02:25 No. 1123712 ID: 0c2899
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The force of the RAT KING'S kick sends you flying across the temple and crashing into Titmouse!

Titmouse: "Eeeek!"

(5/18) Apples 2026/03/22(Sun)02:27 No. 1123713 ID: 0c2899
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RAT KING: "Stupid bunny!"

RAT KING: "Don't you realize that without the Magic Crystal, there is no prophecy? If there is no prophecy then there is no hero!"

RAT KING: "You're not the Hero With Huge Boobs! You're just a silly rabbit with ridiculous tits!"

RAT KING: "You mock me, but I'm glad I don't have big balls! Big balls would only get in my way!"

RAT KING: "Maybe if your big tits hadn't gotten in the way, you might have been able to stop the Evil Bad Thing!"

RAT KING: "But now nothing can stop the Evil Bad Thing. I'm going to reshape this world! No more big, stupid bouncing boobs! No more fat, swinging balls! My new world is going to be grim, dark, and serious! Full of mature themes and complex concepts!"

(6/18) Apples 2026/03/22(Sun)02:28 No. 1123714 ID: 0c2899
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RAT KING: "There is no place for silly, big-boobed bunnies in this new world...

RAT KING: "Time... to die!"

(7/18) Apples 2026/03/22(Sun)02:28 No. 1123715 ID: 0c2899
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Hooters the Tutori-owl: "STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!"

(8/18) Apples 2026/03/22(Sun)02:28 No. 1123716 ID: 0c2899
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Hooters the Tutori-owl: "Leave my disciples alone!"

RAT KING: *Hisssssss!* "Who dares to defy the RAT KING?"

Hooters the Tutori-owl: "I am a great sage who has lived for one thousand years and has attained mastery of every combat technique!"

Hooters the Tutori-owl: "Surrender now or be destroyed!"

RAT KING: "Never!"

Hooters the Tutori-owl: "Then you leave me no choice.."

(9/18) Apples 2026/03/22(Sun)02:29 No. 1123717 ID: 0c2899
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Hooters the Tutori-owl: "SACRED TECHNIQUE! ACTIVATE!"

Titmouse: "Oooh! It looks like he's using a Sacred Technique!"

(10/18) Apples 2026/03/22(Sun)02:29 No. 1123718 ID: 0c2899
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Hooters the Tutori-owl: "Z-TARGETING!"

(11/18) Apples 2026/03/22(Sun)02:29 No. 1123719 ID: 0c2899
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RAT KING: "..."

(12/18) Apples 2026/03/22(Sun)02:30 No. 1123720 ID: 0c2899
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Hooters the Tutori-owl: "Hoo hoo hoo! I can see that you've come to realize you're hopelessly outmatched!"

Hooters the Tutori-owl: "If you surrender now, maybe I will—"

(13/18) Apples 2026/03/22(Sun)02:31 No. 1123721 ID: 0c2899
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Hooters the Tutori-owl: "HOOOORK!"

RAT KING: "Old fool!"

(14/18) Apples 2026/03/22(Sun)02:31 No. 1123722 ID: 0c2899
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Hooters the Tutori-owl crashes into the wall with a terrible crunch of brick and bone!

(15/18) Apples 2026/03/22(Sun)02:32 No. 1123723 ID: 0c2899
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Boobie Bunny: "Nooooooooo! Hooters!"

Titmouse: "Great sage!"

(16/18) Apples 2026/03/22(Sun)02:32 No. 1123724 ID: 0c2899
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Hooters the Tutori-owl: "Fly, you fools!"

>>1123726
Titmouse! Grab our boobs! If we're being whisked away on an adventure, we've got to make sure we stick together!

What's going to happen with the Magic Crystal gone? Has the world lost its divine protection? Do we no longer live in a silly sex world? Well, we're not going to let that happen. We're going to keep the spirit of the old world alive, no matter what that sexy but evil rat says it is now! We're going to have all the silly sex!

So does this mean we gameovered and we'll have to do the tutorial again?

I think it means hooters did the one thing they had the power to do.
Like earlier, they sent us back to our room.
Whether everything reset with us or not remains to be seen, but one things sure.
They saved us.
Good old hooters.

Oh, noh!
The Rat King wants to turn the world into a...a...

A slightly less lewd version of the Witcher!

That's...!
Hmm..Actually, how deep are the mature themes?
Because if you are using a medieval setting, there is plenty to explore in themes of society and history. And would the talking animals be humans in the abstract or a form of x3nofiction that considers...

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