>>127389
Take a fucking chill pill and chillax some sister. They gonna get suspicious at you freaking out and staring off into nowhere soon. Take a few deep breaths and maybe a shoot of booze or two.

Then tell them that you have some hard intel on a ritual that could make all of you filthy rich. But you need to find out a bit more on the specifics and the road ahead might be dangerous. But the reward will be worth almost anything.

>>127389
Calm down milady... there is nothing here to be frustrated about.

Now let us assess our options, we can either try to hold on to this secret until we die or are discovered in this crazy army... fighting random battles or something.

We can try to pick out a few trustworthy fellows whould would support us (and being a fellow half-bold he should feel some kinship with you, if not actual attraction.)

Or we can try to strike out on our own and... I dunno do some kind of questing to get this crystal under safer hands (or shirts.)

Well, my brain is telling me... GODDAMMIT NO! Kobold, why are you so DARN adorable?

>>127389
Focus, Rynh - focus! What are we gonna do about the stone?

I agree with the plan suggested above: let the guys know we have a huge money making opportunity, but that you can't divulge the full details just yet.

Remember to tell him that you are NOT, in fact, arguing with crazy headvoices.

I'm not sure it's such a great idea to start talking about a mysterious plan right after the boss got finished asking about a mysterious crystal. People might think the two things are related.

why in the hell are you yelling at yourself?

I am amused.

>>127389
>I might just start laying eggs like a chicken someday!
>laying eggs like a chicken
>laying eggs
>eggs

Cool! you can make your own breakfast!

Rynh 2010/02/07(Sun)16:05 No. 127498 ID: 4ce1b0
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"I'm fine."

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah, I'm just... angry... at that ogre."

>>127408
I guess. That would be a little suspicious.

>>127484
Maybe. Dragons lay eggs, I'm part dragon. I don't know how it will work...

I'M SURE YOU'LL MAKE A GREAT MOTHER!

There is another strip of bacon. eat it.

Also ask him nicely for his bacon

>>127498
"Well anyways, I want to talk to you and Nako later about something. It's not really important. Can you guys meet me in my quarters in about an hour?"

>>127498
Baaaaaaaacon~

>>127498
>>127507
>>127509
Arm wrestle him for it!

>>127498
You don't have to tell them the particulars of the stone or that it involves magic or anything, just let them know that you have an amazing money making opportunity that doesn't involve shady real estate transactions.

In any case, you need to do something, otherwise NBC will cancel this quest.

>>127511
setting her up for some double teaming ey? I like your style.

Honestly, I actually second the idea of arm wrestling the kobold for the bacon. it's a nice friendly way to get bacon and establish a sort of repertoire with a potential ally.

Also, is that gnoll wearing a snuggie?

Hump Jehral to establish dominance.

Ask whether you can exchange bacon for a noserub.

Rynh 2010/02/07(Sun)18:31 No. 127618 ID: 4ce1b0
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"I'll arm wrestle you for the last piece..."

"No way! You're way bigger than me. Nom~"

Aw damn...

Looks like I will have to eat you then!

Commence licking his nose. Taste the bacon flavour!

>>127618
AND THE PLOT THUNDERS ALONG LIKE AN UNSTOPPABLE FREIGHT TRAIN

Punch Jehral in the snout to establish dominance.

Well if he hadn't already eaten it I'd say that it'd be a good way to reveal your gender, asking "what, afraid of being beaten by a giiiiirl?" but I guess that's out of the picture. Anyway what's up with Snuggie-Dag? He seems oddly quiet. Something on his mind? Ask.

>>127620
Yes, it will make you look manlier to tease your buds. Do it, he must taste incredibly bacony!

Open his mouth with your mouth and steal it with your elongated tongue.

Let's not start violence already.

Let's just... go without bacon for now. It's bad for you anyways. You won't have a skinny, flexible body like that for long if you eat bacon.

>>127618

Should have offered to let him cop a feel for it.

>>127618
i bet his mouth tastes like bacon now
...
kiss him

Sigh and slump. Doze off a bit.

Rynh 2010/02/07(Sun)20:48 No. 127809 ID: 4ce1b0
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"Ehhhyeeaaaaaaggggghhhh..."

"Ack! Rynh! What are you doing!?"

wat

>>127809
>"Ack! Rynh! What are you doing!?"
HE'S PICKING YOUR NOSE!

>>127809
Now rub your nose against his. Slowly. Seductively.

Yeah... yeah that's nice...

Dammit, he swallowed the bacon! You can't get it out of his mouth now unless you dig deeper with your tongue. But that might choke him.

and gently whisper in his ear "Next time give me the bacon"

>>127809
WAT

Didn't you just say you weren't going to touch his nose in public?

>>127809
Calmly sit down and explain that you were tasting the last of the bacon. Try not to think about the fact that you just licked alll overrr his little face. The sensitive skin rubbed against your tongue.

Suggestion 2010/02/07(Sun)21:03 No. 127841 ID: 12fc66
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>>127809
He's so small and weak. Protect him.

Dogmeat 2010/02/07(Sun)21:17 No. 127856 ID: 506441
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>>127809
>>127841
>He's so small and weak. Protect him.
WITH YOUR VAGINA!

>>127856
I lol'ed at the file name.

Dirtbag 2010/02/07(Sun)21:22 No. 127859 ID: e3f578
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>>127856

Rowan 2010/02/07(Sun)21:32 No. 127865 ID: c1b520
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>>127856
Continue.

>>127809
As fun and arousing as your pervy antics are I suggest you get the show on the road. Just tell them that you're scoping out a major contract that should pay alot better than the current one. You just need some more information about the stuff involved. Then lets us go find the nearest temple or library.

>>127821
this

What ARE you doing, Rynh? Everyone is going to think you're crazy.

Sling him over your shoulder and say 'Fine. I'll just take something else of yours.' Then, start walking in the direction of the rooms.

Or, just laugh at him and brush it off. Then talk business.

>>127809
sexually molesting you for the bacon...

>>127821
Be sure to get as close as physically possible when you say it.

>>128029

I am with this person on this.

Rynh 2010/02/08(Mon)19:52 No. 128474 ID: 4ce1b0
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"I'm just messing around. You should lighten up."

>>127893
I guess I should go find out about the stone so I know what I'm dealing with before I ask people to join me.

>>127822
Oh crap... I licked his nose. Uh... I'm pretty sure it doesn't mean anything. I mean, we're not even purebred kobolds. Right?

"Poor kid. He's going to think everyone bigger than him wants to eat him. Maybe it would help if we stopped telling him that we do! KEHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

>>128474
Take Dag with you. Tell him that you feel safer with him around, being a slender little halfbreed.

Nice to see Dag in on the conversation at last. Give him some lickin's so he doesn't feel left out.

(Y'see that? I provide a suggestion and a REASON for it)

Tickle the side of his neck with your tail. Ask Dag if she's got anything else lined up for work after you guys get paid.

>>128474
I dunno if it means anything. It's a pretty grey area between mixed breeds, like you said.

Let's go to the library.

>>128474
What it means is you want to fuck him.

>>128474
>Uh... I'm pretty sure it doesn't mean anything. I mean, we're not even purebred kobolds. Right?

Hehe.. don't you wish... don't tell me you haven't ever struggled to chose between your loins or your nose.

>>128474
arm wrestle dag for the right to eat Jehral!

Suggestion 2010/02/09(Tue)02:53 No. 128657 ID: 12fc66
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>>128474
Tell Jehral not to worry, that you'll protect him from anyone trying to eat him. He's our sidekick from now on.
So small and weak... we could do anything to him. He needs us.

>>128474
Well unless you're going to eat him or rape him right now I would suggest telling them that you're going out to find leads on a potential big contract. Then head towards the nearest temple or library.

>>128657

For once, Raital is right on the mark.

Rynh 2010/02/09(Tue)17:28 No. 128981 ID: 4ce1b0
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>>128480
N-no way. Even if I did want to, he's so small I doubt it would be that enjoyable for either one of us.

>>128478
"Hey, Dagnyr. Do we have anymore work lined up?"

"Nah... Nothin' I heard of anyway. Time ta sit around and get hammered up fer a few days I guess."

"What about pay?"

"Give it a few days to get sorted out. Why? Hurtin' fer cash?"

"Nah."

I'm not broke or anything. I don't have anything big I want to buy anyway.

Nice job with the impulsive act and no follow-through. Now you're just creepy-weird. Anyway the sooner you get your cash the sooner you can blow the joint.

Anyway, aside from just laying low until you get paid, you've really no specific task until you can get to somewhere where you can learn more about the stone and all.

>>128981
Yeah, let's just go to the library.

>>128984
a non-magic using mercenary... in a library...

that looks so normal...

Maybe getting magic lessons or something (explaination for magic smell?)

You know that using the 69 position it really doesn't matter how big his dick is he can still please you.

>>128988
... he's too short... even for that...

how sad is that >_>

>>128981
You would be surprised... but total proportionality does not always follow expected norms. Especially where halfbreeds are concerned.

Anyhow... let us proceed to a place more suited for the learning of dark secrets.

>>129004
well I guess he could use his... fist and forearm, or something. Being someones bitch means you don't get to ask or expect anything in return.

That's OK. It doesn't have to proceed to sex right away. Carry him with you to the library, and tell him you don't want to eat him yet. He is just too adorable. Say that you are his new master now.

Think about ways to... make sex work. Raital and Mudy did it. I am sure Reaver can enlighten us on how.

He's tiny a dumb. Go to the library, learn about the stone.

>>128981
Inform us why Jehral is comfortable eating breakfast with a mercenary gnoll three or four times his mass. He seemed pretty chill when the ogre and the rat-wizard came in, as well..

Head to the library for boring exciting book search montage.

>>128981
You know what they say... midgets are usually big where it counts~

By which, I surely mean his nose. That soft, sensuous nose. Maybe you could take him along if you follow the suggestions for the library. Libraries have all those secretive nooks and crannies that you could try things in.

Rynh 2010/02/13(Sat)08:36 No. 130465 ID: 4ce1b0
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After breakfast I go to the temple. They might have books on this or at least know stuff about it.

"Hello, child. How can I help you? Kupo~"

A moogle!
Ask for a book about shiny rocks with magical properties.

>>130465
Ask about a prophecy about some dead god sealed in a tomb that can be unlocked. More specifically where said tomb is located. If the thing asks why we're looking then tell him it's to stop some madman from unlocking it.

But the truth of course is that it's to enable a certain madwoman to ascend to godhood. No offense Rynh, but headvoices usually indicate insanity, especially when they urge you to kill helpless people, which I have done at a number of occasions.

Man that's one tiny moogle even when it comes to moogle standards. How tall are you anyway?

Sooo what do the Gods 'round here think of unrepentant killers who bath themselves in blood only to line their pockets with Gold?

Speaking of that, what God do they worship here anyway...? I'm sure you're on your way to the lower planes either way~

>>130477
There is like at least a deity of warfare or two if they have the whole pantheon thing goen on.

>>130465

Ask it to save your game.

You don't want to say anything so suspicious that, if interrogated, the moogle can easily say "oh yeah this one guy was askin' about that stone." Instead, claim to be interested in the thing Ivek was talking about. Only describe in it words he or one of his underlings already used.

>>130501
This right here is very important. I don't think we've chosen to save yet, and there's no way we're going through those cutscenes again if we die.

>>130465
We wanna get information without giving too much away.So the course of action should be to ask for books on simple magic (shows interest in magic rather than in stone info), then ask for books on magic history, then on demons/evil gods and spirits/good gods.

It's like going on a wikipedia deviation... except with a goal!
>>130609
do this too... perferably before doing th above...

Rynh 2010/02/14(Sun)08:41 No. 131239 ID: 4ce1b0
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>what God do they worship here anyway?

"You want to know about the Gods? Of course. That's what I'm here for, kupo~"

"First there's the twin Goddesses of Light and Dark,Urayu and Kerstrawho rule over day and night and keep all things in balance."


"Greva, the Mountain God, who rules over all the earth."

"Undra, Goddess of the Ocean, who commands the flow of all the world's water."

"Magranos, the God of Flames, who provides the world with warmth."

"andTaosen,the Air God. His breath moves all the winds of the world."

[i]"There are many other gods of many other things as well, but these six are the foundation of everything. kupo~."

cool beans. Didn't know Airman got promoted to Deity level, but whatever. I still think you should ask it if it knows anything (or of a book) about the stone your boss was talking about. Gets you the info you need without undue suspicion

>>131239
Tell the thing that you have heard rumors about a dead god sealed in a tomb. And you're curious about learning more, for instance how can a god die.

Ask him if he has a book about it, the info we're looking for might be in there.

Rynh 2010/02/14(Sun)10:18 No. 131253 ID: 4ce1b0
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"I've been hearing rumors about a dead god sealed in a tomb. Can gods die?"

"The Gods I just mentioned are tied to the most basic elements that make up this world. In order for them to die, their given element would have to cease to exist and the God itself can create an unlimited amount of it's own power. It would be like trying to stop the rain by catching each drop on your tongue, kupo~"

"On the other hand, there are many spirits that are worshiped as gods. Most races have a god that ascended from a powerful ancestral spirit, for example, kupo~. Lesser elementals also fall into this catagory, kupo~"

"Some spirits can be called forth by temporarily or asked for boons by summoning magic, but in order to seal a spirit strong enough to be considered a god permanently would require immense power, likely in the form of aid from other gods, kupo~. I can imagine anything worthy of such a fate would be quite terrifying, kupo~!"

>>131253
Ask him if something like that has ever happened.

Ask if you can industrialize it with application of magic stones, focusing crystals, multiple mages, etc.

Rynh 2010/02/15(Mon)12:35 No. 132041 ID: 4ce1b0
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>>131390
"Would magic stones or crystals be involved in this?"

"I guess they could. Why are you asking, kup-"

"YOU DO HAVE IT, YOU DO! K'VSSH IS NO FOOL!

Aw, shit! Where did he come from!?

Blade, throat, now.

Toss the priest a coin, say "Sorry about the mess," and walk out.

>>132041
Let him know you just overheard some nobles during the assault and you have nothing better to do until another job comes in.

>>132044
Or, you know, torch the guy.

>>132041
Oh hell.

UM... "Fuck you, I simply put two and two together. You're trying to release a dead god with whatever magic stone or crystal you're looking for!"

If that doesn't convince him I guess we'll have to fight him. DO NOT kill him inside the church though. That will piss off the cleric like you wouldn't believe.

Yes, don't kill him inside the church. In fact bum rush him all the way outside or knock him unconscious, then kill him in an alley.

>>132041
"Th'fuck are you on about, ya little rat-thing? So maybe I saw some stupid-lookin' crystal shit when we were raiding the castle.

Doesn't mean I have it, some dumbasses were runnin' off with it. They weren't in my way, and as far as I knew the job was to kill a couple of nobles. It would've been too much work to bother with them so I said "fuck it."

Now stop harassin' me, you disgusting little thing."

If he calls bullshit, saying that you're part dragon and you would have grabbed it because it was shiny, call him racist and debate with him over the racial stereotype of dragons being obsessed with shiny things.

>>132041
Bumrush him outside, kill him (discreetly, dispose of corpse in garbage bin (maybe a burning barrel just to make sure)?

Rynh 2010/02/15(Mon)12:47 No. 132055 ID: 4ce1b0
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Alright, I'll just have to figure out how to deal with this guy...

(Thread is too huge. New chapter will begin when I feel like it.)