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1037854 No. 1037854 ID: 9ea24b

sobriety
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No. 1037855 ID: 9ea24b
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1037855

this is the purest id non-drunk drunk quest you're going to get. where's the goddam hard vore around here. i am forced to eat mine own imag to survive
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No. 1037856 ID: e7c7d3

Hard vore? Try the butchers
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No. 1037857 ID: dec718

Tell us how you really feel.
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No. 1037858 ID: 9ea24b
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1037858

>>1037857
i often feel like my life as a meat machine has no purpose but i work to optimize my physical and mental comfort at all times because i do not like suffering.

food good
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No. 1037859 ID: 9ea24b
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1037859

>>1037856
i run to the butcher shop and gaze upon the rows of immaculate flesh. how do i get my hands on these blessed cuts?
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No. 1037860 ID: c2bf1b

Y'know what? Carpe diem!

Post selfies! I need them for my (future) tippler shrine!
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No. 1037861 ID: 629f2e

Phase through the glass. Matter only exists if you choose to believe in it. Just choose not to.

Don't go too far with it though, otherwise your body will cease to exist, and you will be nothing more than a concept.
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No. 1037862 ID: 899c9f

You ask the butcher to get them down for you. Then, while his back is turned, you eat his sweet baby back ribs.
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No. 1037863 ID: 9ea24b
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1037863

>>1037860
i gaze at mine own reflection in the glass display window, desperately searching for any pimples i can eradicate from the face of the earth

nope, all scars and scabs. shame
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No. 1037864 ID: 9ea24b
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1037864

>>1037861
i attempt to phase through the glass but in true tippler fashion im limited by the bounds of physical reality, even in fiction. the butcher's assistant spots me and looks fairly alarmed
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No. 1037865 ID: 9ea24b
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1037865

>>1037862
"im calling the police" he says
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No. 1037866 ID: 9ea24b
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1037866

"your ribs are mine, dog man" i say politely
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No. 1037867 ID: 899c9f

It's not polite to talk with your mouth full of dog ribs (and glass).
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No. 1037869 ID: dec718

Fool, I am the poloce
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No. 1037870 ID: 9ea24b
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1037870

"it's not polite to talk with your mouth full of glass!" the butcher cries out desperately before i stomp his head into mush and steal $200 from his wallet. i may not be able to phase through glass but in true tippler fashion im giving the character i like op powers
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No. 1037871 ID: 9ea24b
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1037871

MEAT MEAT MEAT

FLESH FLESH FLESH
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No. 1037872 ID: 899c9f

Good job. Remember to brush your teeth before ending your quest for the evening.
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No. 1037873 ID: 9ea24b
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1037873

>>1037869
aw shit i should have done a cool one liner or something. got carried away by those dog ribs
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No. 1037874 ID: 9ea24b
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1037874

>>1037872
the night's just getting started! like all humans i have an endless hunger for online validation

where to next?
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No. 1037875 ID: 899c9f

Just add it to the questlog for later.
New task: head to barnes & noble to buy a questlog.
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No. 1037876 ID: dec718

Yes, bookstore good, one with coffee
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No. 1037877 ID: 0838d6

Go to your friendly neighborhood bookstore/quest dealer. They have quest logs and pigeons.
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No. 1037878 ID: 9ea24b
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1037878

>>1037875
oh this bitch ALWAYS brushes. part of the optimal physical health plan

>>1037876
i seamlessly transition to barnes and noble. says there's a starbucks inside
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No. 1037879 ID: 9ea24b
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1037879

there's a hot furry babe working the stacks
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No. 1037880 ID: c2bf1b

We must find out if there is an afterlife for Tom from This Isn't Working.

*Sniffles* I miss him.
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No. 1037881 ID: 899c9f

Bribe her with pants for her library card.
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No. 1037882 ID: 0838d6

Ask for a questlog all about defeating pigeons and collecting meat and a large *not tall or whatever the fuck its called* coffee with breast milk
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No. 1037883 ID: 9ea24b
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1037883

>>1037882
"ma'am where can i find a notebook and a pigeon and breasts i don't have any." i squawk

she graciously helps me secure all of these things but when i try to pay her with pants she gets offended
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No. 1037884 ID: 9ea24b
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1037884

>>1037880
in direct opposition to all ed quests the only tippler setting with an afterlife is the you died verse because souls contain data. tom is ashes in uzak's bathwater jar

on the way out i order a decaf latte with extra lactation
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No. 1037885 ID: 9ea24b
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1037885

oh wait yeah, dog dick quest has an afterlife too. all dogs go to heaven
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No. 1037886 ID: 899c9f

Combine these items in your inventory to create a new big titty quail oc.
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No. 1037888 ID: c2bf1b

>>1037884
'Twas what I suspected. Now with this knowledge, I may finally die in peace... but until then:

Let's defeat the other authors in a Wacky Race for quest supremacy.
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No. 1037892 ID: 0838d6

>>1037888
Yes challenge the bookstore keeper and the other quest slaves to a whacky races race
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No. 1037896 ID: 9ea24b
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1037896

>>1037886
using my super awesome non-glass phasing powers, i combine my recently obtained items to make new life

my god, it can't be!
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No. 1037897 ID: 9ea24b
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1037897

it's a bird who is also a public servant. i instinctively want to devour him but i will restrain myself for now
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No. 1037899 ID: 9ea24b
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1037899

>>1037888
>>1037892
yes let us have a wacky competition of some kind to distract from the fact that nothing matters

what is the field of play?
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No. 1037901 ID: 899c9f

Stamp collecting.
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No. 1037902 ID: c2bf1b

Finding out the One True Religion!
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No. 1037904 ID: 0838d6

the ultimate sport that a bird, cat, and fish obsessed man can be into.

f i s h i n g
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No. 1037905 ID: 9ea24b
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1037905

>>1037901
i gather the other quest authors and try to make everyone collect stamps. nobody wins
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No. 1037906 ID: 9ea24b
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1037906

>>1037902
the bird speaks very passionately about how his enjoyment of another quest author has been reduced to his one character trait. it's very compelling
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No. 1037907 ID: 9ea24b
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1037907

>>1037904
ok, well that's just a shoe-in victor. currently the competition is tied between me and the bird
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No. 1037908 ID: 629f2e

Surprise upset from the cat girl, bringing in a big tuna! Only for her catch to be disqualified because her feline instincts made her eat it all immediately and then throw-up into her food dish.
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No. 1037909 ID: 0838d6

>>1037908
This but it's a catfish, she eats the catfish and it's pseudo cannibalism because that's a funny theme
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No. 1037910 ID: c1d4af

The choice is clear before me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBEcfx8aL7o
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No. 1037911 ID: 9ea24b
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1037911

>>1037908
>>1037909
out of nowhere the cat smacks me with an enormous catfish. dang, those things have barbs, girl. the humiliation is so great i have no choice but to forfeit my place in the competition
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No. 1037912 ID: 9ea24b
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1037912

the bird is happy, but only a transitory happiness that will quickly fade as the desire for the next dopamine hit comes
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No. 1037913 ID: 9ea24b
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1037913

evening's still somewhat young. what else should i do?
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No. 1037916 ID: c1d4af

Enter your favourite story in the whole wide world and change the stuff you wanted to change.
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No. 1037918 ID: 591e1d

Update Gamer AU Y/N Quest
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No. 1037924 ID: 899c9f

Update this quest. Realize no matter what you do now, it is just a form of updating this quest.
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No. 1037925 ID: ba0f62

Go fishing of course
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No. 1037926 ID: afe7de

Go fishing for compliments using a fishing rod.

Compliments are these small furball like creatures that when popped make this really satisfying crunch. They're totally friendly and probably not concscious or existensially weird
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No. 1037927 ID: 9ea24b
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1037927

>>1037916
if you know you know
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No. 1037928 ID: 9ea24b
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1037928

>>1037918
ok, ok, fuck, they want those fuckin' waffles, alright. ughhhh writing is so hard
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No. 1037929 ID: 9ea24b
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1037929

>>1037918
*draws for literally five seconds*

right, that's that update in the bag
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No. 1037932 ID: 9ea24b
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1037932

>>1037925
oh boy! oh boy! im going to catch a carp! i will hold it in my hands! i will give it a little kiss on the lips!
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No. 1037933 ID: 9ea24b
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1037933

>>1037924
we live in a society
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No. 1037935 ID: 9ea24b
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1037935

>>1037926
I WANTED CARP YOU SON OF A BITCCCCCHHHHHHH
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No. 1037936 ID: b72873

Draw next update with your non dominate hand
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No. 1037937 ID: 15c72a

>>1037935
Wrestle a carp out of the water with your bare hands.
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No. 1037941 ID: 8da6fb

Wrestle a crap out of the water with your bare hands.
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No. 1037942 ID: 9ea24b
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1037942

>>1037937
i actually have to do this all the time because i haven't bothered to buy a net.

>>1037941
the fish usually do poop a little, yes
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No. 1037943 ID: 9ea24b
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1037943

>>1037936
the nib on my tablet pen has been worn down at the precisely wrong angle for this
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No. 1037944 ID: 9ea24b
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1037944

ok now it is getting late, get all your final questions and suggestions in here for one last big update. i'll even be generous and wait 20 minutes
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No. 1037947 ID: afe7de

Question: Why havent you made a throne of fish and learned how to create fish biotechnology so that your computer can be run by fish and use fish as cd roms and usbs. Fish are a renewable resource that I will discuss in my thesis-
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No. 1037950 ID: 8483cf

Rank your OCs on levels of fun to draw!
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No. 1037951 ID: 629f2e

How are you feeling?
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No. 1037952 ID: e7c7d3

Can we see your pale chub?
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No. 1037954 ID: e51896

Devour that carp!
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No. 1037957 ID: 770f88

Has art been stressful for you lately?
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No. 1037958 ID: a70a13

Don't forget to celebrate Prime Day!
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No. 1037959 ID: c1d4af

Hey, we forgot to ask, are you a boy or a g-?
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No. 1037960 ID: 9ea24b
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1037960

>>1037947
i have become god. with my infinite power i kill a lot of people and then feel bad about it
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No. 1037961 ID: 9ea24b
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1037961

>>1037950
derek is numba 1 for sure, he's just darling. i love uzak even though i have trouble drawing her, and i like mommy and daddy because they're hot. ironically i love body but don't like how i draw her but also her being malformed is kind of the point
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No. 1037962 ID: 9ea24b
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1037962

>>1037951
>>1037957
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was and look where my hand was
Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Letting the days go by, same as it ever was
Here a twister comes, here comes the twister
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was (Letting the days go by)
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was (Letting the days go by)
Once in a lifetime (Let the water hold me down)
Letting the days go by (Water flowing underground)
Into the blue again
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No. 1037963 ID: 9ea24b
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1037963

>>1037958
i don't buy things, which is actually a problem because i slowly run out of intact clothing. consumerism is good for the economy i just don't get any joy out of spending money
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No. 1037964 ID: 9ea24b
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1037964

>>1037954
me everyday of my goddam life
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No. 1037965 ID: 9ea24b
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1037965

>>1037959
for one dollar a month you can hear my beautiful voice on patreon streams

thanks for reading and participating everyone
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No. 1037966 ID: 9ea24b
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1037966

>>1037952
wait fuck i forgot the pale chub. i know you're talking about the fish but just imagine
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No. 1037967 ID: 15c72a

What's wrong with your FACE
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No. 1037971 ID: c1d4af

>>1037967
Blood and scars.
Like Spartacus with fish.
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No. 1037979 ID: 8255b7

There is red on your face


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