Sit down in a nearby seat and wait for something interesting to happen.

DREAMQUOTIENT: 1 Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)17:29 No. 102436 ID: 6164e0
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>>102435
I sit down in one of the many open seats, waiting for some sort of activity to start.

[+1 LUCID]

I now see some pandas in the middle of the clearing: They are staring at me, and do not look happy. I feel a bit nervous.


What should I do?

>>102436
Stand up and wield the chair as a weapon. Prepare to go WWF on these bears.

DREAMQUOTIENT: 3 Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)17:41 No. 102448 ID: 6164e0
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>>102441
I grab a chair, and stand my ground, waiting for the pandas, ready to fight if need be. The nervous tension I feel heightens, but it feels more tolerable now that I have something to call a weapon.


[+2 LUCID]
+3 HULK HOGAN POINTS

The bears growl, prowling about.... and one abruptly pulls a minigun out from it's mouth, and starts to aim it at me.


What should I do?

Scream a furious battlecry and throw the chair, then charge into the fray swinging. Wrestle the bears into submission. Become Zangief.

>>102448
Pull an even bigger gun out of your back pocket.

DREAMQUOTIENT: 6 Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)17:49 No. 102452 ID: 6164e0
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>>102451
I reach into my pockets, and pull forth my own armaments.

The pandas do not look very happy.

[+3 LUCID]


What should I do?

>>102452
Pull the triggers, only to find that they're all fake guns that produce BLAM! flags.

>>102452
Open fire!

>>102452
FIRE THE FISHES!

>>102452
Well, they have guns, we have guns, and we're pointing them at one another. This is obviously a MEXICAN STANDOFF. Look around for Mexicans.

DREAMQUOTIENT: 5 Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)17:55 No. 102459 ID: 6164e0
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>>102455
>>102454
>>102455

I pull the triggers as thoughts of fish flit through my mind.


........huh.

[+1 OBLIVION]
+6 LOLSORANDUM Points

The bears start charging towards me, and now I see spectators in the stands, their eyes watching me unwaveringly.


WHAT DO?

>>102459
Wrestle the bears!

>>102459
Realize that you are not wearing pants.

How do we lose lucid? Hmm? I mean as long as we make a suggestion we will apparently gain lucid and quests are kinda based around suggestions.

Also. Where the heck are you getting these images?

Well, anyways. In an attempt to lose lucid, I suggest you wait and let whatever's gonna happen, happen.

Slap the bears with the fish, which you have just now noticed are the size of cars.

DREAMQUOTIENT: 6 Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)18:05 No. 102469 ID: 6164e0
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>>102450
>>102461
>>102460

CAN DO

The tension loses all of it's unease, and now I simply feel energized, ready to fight the bears. My pantless state does not bother me, as I am ZANGIEF, THE WRESTLER OF BEARS.

PANTLESS BEAR WRESTLER TIME!

I charge the pandas, ready to crush them with my wrestling prowess.

[+2 OBLIVION]
+12 WRESTLE points


....Wait, how should I wrestle them?

>>102469
break their arms

>>102469
In a pantless manner, I guess.

>>102469
Kung-Fu Groping.

DREAMQUOTIENT: 2 (should have been 4 last time) Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)18:15 No. 102479 ID: 6164e0
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>>102471
>>102470
>>102472

I STRUGGLE against the bears, who individually prove no challenge to my anti-bear tactic of breaking bear arms with my bare hands. I hear the crowd surrounding us start to cheer, enjoying the spectacle.

[+2 OBLIVION]
+7 ANTI-BEAR LUCHADOR points
...?

The bears fuse together, becoming a much larger, more ferocious beast. I begin to be pushed back, it's might impressive.


WHAT DO?

>>102479
Turn into a 500-foot tall robot and crush them underfoot!

>>102479
ADOPT THE MOVESET OF YOUR GREAT ANCESTORS, THE ANCIENT JUMPING MEXICANS

LEVEL SIX LUCHATECH: HURRICARANA DE HAMMER Y ANVIL

this is a hurricarana http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-PxlIZw8jk[/spoiler]

Expend Hulk Hogan points and WRESTLE points to turn into...

Uh...

God dammit my knowledge of popular culture and internet memes have failed me! NOOOOOoooo!

Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)18:31 No. 102496 ID: 6164e0
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>>102486
>>102488
The bear must fall, by the power of the mask I wear, and the way of the luchador!

HULK HOGAN, WRESTLING and ANTI-BEAR LUCHADOR points combine for:

LUCHATECH:

HURRICARANA HUELGA DE RELAMPAGO:
HURRICANE LIGHTNING STRIKE!

I fly through the air, locking my legs about the bear's throat as I spin faster and faster, a whirlwhind of dust forming around us. The sky above starts to roll and roar with thunder, as I heave the bear into the sky, it's form struck by lightning before fading in the distance.

I can feel the exultation, the wild cheering of the audience as I force the very world itself to help me best this bear in an appropriately wrestling-based manner.


WHAT DO?

>>102496
Grow spikes! On your knees!

>>102498
My knees become spiky, covered in rending bone spurs. The crowd continues to cheer my victory as I modify my body.

[+5 LUCID]
+2 YOUCOULDPUTANEYEOUTWITHTHAT points


I can hear the revving of engines and the squeal of tires nearby... maybe I should investigate? Or I could try to find... anything, really.


WHAT DO?

>>102519
That is your car. Do a backflip and land in the seat.

DREAMQUOTIENT: 7 Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)18:55 No. 102528 ID: 6164e0
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>>102522

I backflip, landing in the seat of my sweet ride, the engine purring.

Huh. Looks like there aren't any exits here large enough for the car to fit through....


WHAT DO?

>>102528
Oh look at that, they're big enough now.

>>102528
Well thank goodness you had that JET MODE UPGRADE installed last week.
Rev that baby up, we're takin this thing... TO SPACE!

DREAMQUOTIENT: 9 Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)19:01 No. 102536 ID: 6164e0
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>>102529
WOW WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT THEY ARE BIG ENOUGH AFTER ALL.

[+2 LUCID]

I put the pedal to the metal, and tear out of the arena, zipping down the winding road before me.

Shortly, I find this sign.


WHAT DO?

>>102536
Take 'er off-road! We're goin' to Vegas!

>>102536
Get pulled over by the police. You were going 46 MPH.

>>102536
Follow its directions, duh.

>>102536
Obviously you have to go leftupdrightownward to get off where we need to.
Duh.

Drive to JUPITER!

>>102544
>>102546

Using my incredible mental prowess, I realize I just need to drive in five directions at once, and proceed to follow the sign's directions, making Heisenburg cry as I stay aware of all five sets of velocities and locations for myself.

[+1 OBLIVION]

>>102542
However, one of me is going too fast, and I see sirens light up, police in pursuit. I say goodbye to myself as the rest of me finally manages to pass this strange bit of road, arriving at.

[+2 LUCID]
[i]+4 Oh-my-I-must-respect-the-law points

>>102539
VEGAS


WHAT DO?

DREAMQUOTIENT: 10 STATE: PARTLY LUCID Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)19:18 No. 102560 ID: 6164e0
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>>102544
>>102546

Using my incredible mental prowess, I realize I just need to drive in five directions at once, and proceed to follow the sign's directions, making Heisenburg cry as I stay aware of all five sets of velocities and locations for myself.

[+1 OBLIVION]

>>102542
However, one of me is going too fast, and I see sirens light up, police in pursuit. I say goodbye to myself as the rest of me finally manages to pass this strange bit of road, arriving at.

[+2 LUCID]
[i]+4 Oh-my-I-must-respect-the-law points

>>102539
VEGAS


WHAT DO?

>>102560
Spawn a highly successful casino from your pancreas! Open business and leave it in the hands of your loyal, doting, and attractive secretary as you live the high life!

>>102560
What else? Gamble. And cheat.

DREAMQUOTIENT: 11 STATE: PARTLY LUCID Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)19:32 No. 102573 ID: 6164e0
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>>102563
I spew forth a massive, multimillion dollar casino from my torso, complete with it's own administrative secretary to run it. Sadly, I did not anchor it to the ground, and it floats away. I could try to force it back to the ground, but that could be difficult.... or not, I don't really know.

[+2 LUCID]

>>102567
Yes, gambling, a way to make easy money if you win. And if you cheat, you win more. Sounds like a plan. I enter the nearest casino, and am bombarded with a plethora of sights and sounds, games underway everywhere I look.

WHERE ARE YOU SACK OF FLESH, I WILL FIND YOU

[+3 OBLIVION]


Hm. What kind of game should I play? And how should I cheat, exactly?

>>102573
Play Russian Roulette, and cheat by turning the bullets into adorable kittens!

>>102573
Play Blackjack, and just remember where all the cards are.

play poker, use the heart of the cards

DREAMQUOTIENT: 9 Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)21:15 No. 102651 ID: 6164e0
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>>102577
After a few rounds of no fatalities, and instead the 'loser' getting a kitten in the face, the game stops being so serious, as people line up in the hopes of getting a kitty. KITTY!

>>102601
>>102581
Oh, ITS ON

I GOT SO MUCH CARD HEARTS, RIGHT HERE

LETS WIN SOME MONEY!

...Wait, which game-playing, heart-of-cards type are you, anyway?

>>102651
were the one with all the elemetal heros in the school... or were we the one with the motorcycle...
screw it were the on with the puzzle.

Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)22:06 No. 102676 ID: 6164e0
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>>102664
Right, of course, how could I be anyone but the main character?

I sit down at the blackjack table, but the moment I get my first card, a pair of magicians jump out, flying around and doing magic, for some reason. The other players throw their money at me to avoid a painful death.

...Huh. That was easier than I-

"SO, IT'S A CARD BATTLE YOU WANT, HUH?"

DREAMQUOTIENT: 9 Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)22:06 No. 102678 ID: 6164e0
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OH

OH ITS THIS DOUCHEBAG


WHAT DO?

>>102678
Accept his challenge with GUSTO!

DREAMQUOTIENT: 6 Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)22:13 No. 102682 ID: 6164e0
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>>102680
OH FUCK YES KAIBA, YOU BETTER BELIEVE I'M GONNA WIPE THAT SHIT-EATING GRIN OFF YOUR FACE.

I pose dramatically as I accept the duel, explosions going off in the background as hundreds of Elvises provide heavy metal background music for the fight.

[+3 OBLIVION]


Okay, that rich asshole threw down one of those stupid dragons. Hate that bastard, owns the only three in the world, TORE UP THE LAST, WHICH BELONGED TO MY GRANDPA. FUCK THIS GUY.


WHAT CARDS SHOULD I TRY TO DRAW?

>>102682
Draw all 5 exodia cards!

>>102682
Eat him! Like a mantis eats her mate! Make sure you grow mandibles first, and don't forget the puffin suit!

>>102682
Draw Kuriboh! Smother him in your hairy balls!

>>102682
Draw FOUR HUNDRED KURIBOHS, FOUR HUNDRED KURIBOHS!

DREAMQUOTIENT: 10 STATE: PARTLY LUCID Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)22:38 No. 102693 ID: 6164e0
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>>102683
FUCK YOU MAN

BY THE HEART OF THE CARDS, YOU ARE A DICK KAIBA!

EXODIA UP IN HERE

[+6 LUCID]

Kaiba looks at me, likely beginning to question how I managed to make 1 card become 5.

>>102684
So then I eat him, my mandibles (wait, I have mandibles?) preventing his escape as I fastidiously keep my puffin suit pristine, perfectly spotless.

[+2 OBLIVION]

Yeah, let's see you be a smug bastard now.

Oh wait, you can't, I ate you.

Douche.



Ok, so, I've made Russian roulette now dispense kittens, changing the predominate audience to small children and old single women, and I ate that motherfucker Kaiba. Hm, I seem to have MONIES now.


WHAT DO?

>>102693
Wait, why did all your money just change into an epic guitar?

>>102694
This is an excellent question that demands thorough investigation.

>>102694
It's made entirely out of Rocktonium, the single element with more lasers, fancy outfits, guitars, fire, and rocking out than any other.

Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)22:52 No. 102702 ID: 6164e0
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>>102694
>>102695
>>102696
WHOA, MONIES CHANGED INTO GUITARS!?

AWESOME

JAWESOME, EVEN

Sweet, the MONIES turned into TWO guitars, badass.


Strange, I feel like ninja are watching me now, an-

DREAMQUOTIENT: 10 STATE: PARTLY LUCID Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)22:53 No. 102704 ID: 6164e0
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GUITAR WIELDING NINJAS APPEAR


OH GOD, WHAT DO I DO?

>>102704
ROCK BATTLE!

>>102705
In Japanese, which you somehow now know.

>>102704
YOU MUST FIGHT THEM WITH YOUR MUSIC NINJITSU! AXE-FU GOOOOOOOOO

>>102704
They're your brothers in arms, of course! Team up and kick ass! Why did you think you were wearing that ninja outfit?

>>102708
To remind you who your mortal enemies are, of course. Dreamlogic.

DREAMQUOTIENT CANCELLED: INTERRUPTED BY ROCKNINJAS WAR AGAINST DREAMLOGIC Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)23:09 No. 102720 ID: 6164e0
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>>102705
>>102706
>>102707
I start jamming out on both guitars AT THE SAME TIME, because I apparently can.

For some reason, my voice sounds like Norio Wakamoto and Morgan Freeman mixed their vocal chords together.

I rock so hard, a wall of metal and awesome become tangible, and starts to pulse outward from me. I literally rock out at them, imbuing their forms with the power of:

DOUBLE GUITAR NORIO FREEMAN RIFF POWERS ACTIVATE

>>102708
>>102709
...No, the ninjas aren't my enemy, after all, I'm one too, aren't I? With this realization, I see the out-rocked ninjas smile knowingly through their masks, as we prepare to face the true threat the Rockninjas exist to battle: DREAMLOGIC


WHAT DO?

Uh oh. BRACE FOR METAGAME

>>102720
CONTINUE TO ROCK OUT ON YOUR AWESOME PORTABLE STAGE WITH A NINJA BAND.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDn2lbIltHM

Perform an kick ass solo, then use your other guitar for vocals. Ninjas are back up "singers"

>>102749
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9D-kUEp03c better vid.

>>102721
>>102722
HOLY FUCK, OUR PORTABLE STAGE CAN FLY

OH GOD THIS IS AWESOME.

WAIT WHY ARE WE IN SYDNEY

FUCK IT WHO CARES, ROCK OUT

As our bodacious and most righteous tunes doth flood the air, and our incredible coolness causes spontaneous pyrotechnics about our flying platform above Sydney, I feel content.

I fought gun wielding K.I.S.S pandas as a pantless wrestler.
I heaved a grizzly bear made up of the fuse K.I.S.S. pandas into a thunderstorm with a throw that caused a hurricane as a Luchadore.
I back-flipped into an awesome car, and drove it in five different directions (one of me got caught by a cop)
I traveled to Vegas, where I made Russian Roulette the favorite game of small children by making the bullets into adorable kittens.
I turned gambling into a card duel with Seito Kaiba, and after besting him by drawing Exodia on the first round, I ate him.
I turned money into guitars, and formed a rock ninja army while serenaded by hundreds of Elvises.

I....

Don't know what else I should do. I guess.....

DREAM END

SCORE:
UNAVAILABLE DUE TO ROCK NINJA ATTACK

DREAM COMPLETE

Suggestion 2010/01/01(Fri)00:41 No. 102788 ID: 3297aa
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There is only one thing left to do.