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981341 No. 981341 ID: ef15e2

WE ARE AN ANGRY MAN YOU WANTS TO KILL THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD YOU ARE SO PISSED

OUR FUNDS ARE LOW AND YOUR NEIGHBORS LAWNMOWER IS TOO LOUD AND A PORTAL TO HELL OPENED UP AND YOU HAVE DECIDED TO HIT THE RESET BUTTON BECAUSE FUCK THIS SHIT

LUCKLY WE CAN HELP THIS PISSED OFF CUNT.

SUGGEST AN ACTION!
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No. 981342 ID: e6a660

> Take a breath and calm down.
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No. 981345 ID: b1b4f3

>>981341
Be reasonable.
Commit excessive violence upon what ails you. No reason to sabotage yourself killing the good stuff.
First objective, deal with your neighbor's lawnmower. Then you can approach the problem of the portal to hell.

Grab gun from wall. Observe spooky eyes in ceiling.
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No. 981348 ID: ef15e2
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981348

>>981342
You take a deep breath and your mood meter lowers back from MURDERHUNGRY to PISSED OFF. In recent weeks, you usually aren’t able to get it down much further than this, what with the demons and lawnmowers and all. Seriously you think that guy might have an addiction.
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No. 981349 ID: b5fb67

What are you holding, Angry Man?

Also, is that a Giant Spider on the ceiling?
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No. 981350 ID: b1b4f3

>>981348
Is there an exit to your house? Looks like the door's nailed shut.
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No. 981352 ID: ef15e2
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981352

>>981349
Everyone has their curse to bear. Mine is the demons but this fuckin orb I found is a close second. It won’t go away and seems to contain INFINITE PSYCHE.
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No. 981353 ID: 8fb3ba

Roadmap to success
1.) Find a way to ally self with the demons
2.) Use demon friends to quickly rob bank
3.) Maybe break your neighbor's lawn mower

If demons are unshakably hostile then maybe sell your gun for money.
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No. 981354 ID: dc7c59

>>981352
smash that orb and consume the psyche
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No. 981355 ID: b1b4f3

Have you tried throwing the orb into the hell portal?
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No. 981356 ID: ef15e2
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981356

>>981354
[CUTSCENE]
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No. 981358 ID: ef15e2
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981358

[CUTSCENE]
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No. 981359 ID: ef15e2
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981359

What the heck was that?

You are a low ranking spider demon who was sent by your lord and on true god to kill as many humans as you can until you are killed yourself. It is what you where born to do, and this task you must carry out at all costs.
You are lacking a PATRON SIN as of now, but you’ll be there once you off this guy.

You also heard a weird noise.

[CUTSCENE OVER]
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No. 981373 ID: dc7c59

>>981359
check the weird noise
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No. 981374 ID: ef15e2
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981374

>>981373
It’s the downstairs man. He looks to have destroyed something of value.
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No. 981376 ID: dc7c59

>>981374
now rip his body in half and let it marinate in a vat of honey for a hour, preheat the oven.
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No. 981378 ID: b1b4f3

>>981374
Ok you gotta descend real spooky-like and cover him up in web before killing him.
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No. 981381 ID: ef15e2
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981381

>>981378
HIYA!
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No. 981383 ID: ef15e2
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981383

Well you’ve got the guy all webbed up. What should we do with him now inexplicable voices?
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No. 981384 ID: e13b1d

>>981383
Just kind of pull the threads tighter so he can't breathe?
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No. 981391 ID: ef15e2
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981391

Got it
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No. 981392 ID: 36784c

>>981391
Now eat him!
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No. 981393 ID: b1b4f3

>>981391
Inject him with venom then drink his bodily fluids.
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No. 981398 ID: 0fae41

Examine gun. Become jealous of gun. Acquire patron sin: gun envy.
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No. 981399 ID: ef15e2
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981399

>>981392
>>981393

You do both
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No. 981400 ID: ef15e2
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981400

You have leveled up due to eating one (1) person

You can expend this point in evolving yourself in ordinance with one of the seven deadly sins

WRATH- Bigger meaty claws on your hands for killing

PRIDE- Project small illusions of yourself (Shadows, voice throwing, ect)

GREED- Cut the amount of EXP required to level up by 1/3 (ten people is reduced to 7)

ENVY- Disguise yourself to be more human for a limited amount of time

SLOTH- Your presence, seen or unseen, makes people more tired and lazy

GLUTTONY- You are able to carry more small items in your person

LUST- You are able to manipulate people with a softer, kinder sounding voice
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No. 981401 ID: e51896

Sloth. Become a boring person
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No. 981402 ID: b1b4f3

>>981400
Pride.
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No. 981405 ID: ef15e2

Going to bed rn, be back tomorrow. Feel free to keep voting, and auf wiedersehen.
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No. 981409 ID: 4a0869

Gotta go for Lust
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No. 981417 ID: dd51fc

Envy is clearly the right move.
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No. 981418 ID: 094652

Greed - Invest early!
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No. 981420 ID: 36784c

>>981400
Greed
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No. 981421 ID: ce39da

Eating this strange man has suddenly infused you with WRATH! Good god, where is this uncontrollable rage coming from?!

(WARNING: Food too ANGERY; soul override imminent.)
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No. 981424 ID: ef15e2
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981424

>>981418
>>981420
You choose to use your points on a peg in GREED, and you now get more experience for killing people!

>>981421
You also feel a bit odd...
You gain half a peg of WRATH and acquire hands!
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No. 981431 ID: 4a0869

>>981424
Grab the gun off the wall rack and prepare to unboard the window and escape
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No. 981433 ID: 19da02

>>981424
peer greedily through the window after acquiring gun
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No. 981434 ID: a9af05

>>981424
Time to plan your next move. Look around for another target to kill.
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No. 981435 ID: af4af0
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981435

>>981431
You grab the UZI and jump out the window
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No. 981436 ID: af4af0
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981436

You land outside nearby a Low ranking SHADOW DEMON knocking at the door. They seem to lazy to check if anyone is inside
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No. 981439 ID: b1b4f3

>>981436
Is this place good hunting ground still? Are there any rules about stealing kills?
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No. 981440 ID: a9af05

>>981439
This
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No. 981451 ID: 36784c

>>981436
If he’s too lazy, we can check for him.
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No. 981458 ID: c3008d
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981458

>>981439
>>981440
Of course you can steal kids! Who’s going to stop you? The police?
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No. 981460 ID: c3008d
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981460

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No. 981461 ID: b1b4f3

>>981460
Whoops, get behind cover! Then pull out your uzi and start blasting.
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No. 981463 ID: c3008d
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981463

>>981461
You duck behind the nearest bush
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No. 981464 ID: c3008d
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981464

Jesus Christ where did this thing get an UZI?
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No. 981466 ID: c3008d
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981466

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No. 981467 ID: 36784c

>>981466
I’m guessing this is a “choose who to follow” thing? If that’s what’s going on, then I choose the Spider Demon!

Shoot the humans!
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No. 981469 ID: c3008d
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981469

>>981467
You show them som good ol fashioned SPIDER DIPLOMACY
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No. 981470 ID: c3008d
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981470

Well, Three down,
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No. 981471 ID: c3008d
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981471

The rest of world to go.
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No. 981472 ID: c3008d
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981472

Score (Spider Demon):
3 guys killed
Lv 1 GREED chosen
Followed the path of EVIL

Thanks for reading and participating in my first tgchan quest, (well my first one to get off the ground that is).
There is a lot of things I did wrong and should probably fix, such as starting it incredibly late in the night and right before a five hour plane trip, but I hope you enjoyed nonetheless!

This won’t be the last chapter, there will be more to come don’t worry.

Auf Wiedersehen!
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