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980122 No. 980122 ID: 96e04f

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No. 980123 ID: 96e04f
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980123

You are Jack Taylor, sales associate at CompuGlobal Hyper-MegaNet. It's 1996, you're 28 years old, single, and you live in an apartment. You enjoy golfing on the weekends and play a lot of poker. You work on the 53rd floor, and thankfully have the elevator to yourself for now. Looks like you have some time to kill.
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No. 980125 ID: 094652

Begin jumping up and down while singing the "Men - We Don't Know What We Did song".
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No. 980134 ID: 96e04f
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980134

You'd probably think that song was pretty funny, if it had come out yet. You're a man, and you never know what you did. As it is, Family Guy won't be on the air for another three years. You tap your foot and mumble the Seinfeld theme to yourself instead.
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No. 980137 ID: ce39da

Make sure you finish that cigarette before you reach another stop, and be sure to dispose of the butt carefully; those can be a fire hazard, you know.
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No. 980139 ID: b1b4f3

Check inventory.
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No. 980141 ID: a0dfd2

>>980134

Come to the horrid and inevitable conclusion that, if ever your life became a disaster movie, 53 floors is a LONG way for an elevator to fall.

Be glad for modern safety standards.
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No. 980147 ID: f07a11

Consider what your lunch options are. You aren't hungry yet, but there is nothing better to think about right now.
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No. 980177 ID: 81b8fd

>>980134
consider purchasing larger more fragrant cigars in your ever-escalating pettyness war with Paul from marketing
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No. 980197 ID: 96e04f
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980197

You pat yourself down and thoroughly check your belongings. Yup, all there.

It's only 7 AM, but you're already considering lunch. You're thinking Arby's. Wait, not Arby's. The other one, with the smug star. Hardee's.
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No. 980212 ID: b1b4f3

Your shoes are in your socks? Or... your socks have the shoes equipped?

What's your job like?
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No. 980213 ID: 094652

Make sure your phone is charged and the signal isn't zero bars.

You may want to consider taking some stairs for exercise if they aren't.

Not like the elevator is going to jam... is it?
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No. 980286 ID: eedb5e

>>980197
Consider the inevitable office social interactions your destined to have today, both benign and crappy. Come up with contingencies.
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No. 980496 ID: 96e04f
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980496

>>980212
This isn't hard to understand. It's a stack. You can't take off your socks without taking off your shoes.
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No. 980501 ID: b1b4f3

>>980496
Okay I guess the lines don't always mean the same type of thing then. Obviously you can take off your pants without removing your wallet.

What do all the buttons on your watch do?
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No. 980513 ID: a34d23

Check quest log- I mean, mentally note what you're supposed to do at work today.
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No. 980613 ID: 9c48ac

>>980496
... But you can take off your underwear without taking off your pants?

... Take off your underwear and revel in this skill.
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No. 980650 ID: ce39da

Stamp that ember before you catch something on fire!

>>980501
Actually, if the wallet is in your pants, then removing the pants would remove the wallet. Stacks make sense in that regard.

However...

>>980613
You know we have to confirm this.
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No. 980682 ID: 8bca37

>>980496
check elevator for bombs
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No. 981836 ID: 8177a6
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981836

>>980613
It's not a big deal. It's just the stack funct-
*ding*
Shit.
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No. 981850 ID: 7267bc

>>981836
Quick, hide your tighty whities behind your back!
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No. 981851 ID: b1b4f3

Put them back on!
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983772

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983776

You think she saw the underpants.

She isn't talking. Should you say something?
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No. 983777 ID: 094652

Ignore her.
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No. 983780 ID: b1b4f3

You could ask her to look away for a second. That'll give you time to put them back on.
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No. 983782 ID: 6b1bc1

wink at her
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No. 983798 ID: 894419

Ask her what department of CompuGlobal Hyper-MegaNet she works for, complain about traffic, play it as cool as possible
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No. 984695 ID: 874370

Ask what floor she's going to.
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No. 984705 ID: 66e77d

>>983776
Zip it.
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No. 997282 ID: 6a2a09

Try to claim that you were simply practicing magic tricks? You might score cool points with her if you play your cards right
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