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"The first option is to travel to the northern military installation and take the stairs directly into the space station. Normally it'd be defended and all, but ever since the military budget got slashed by 0.5% the soldiers just kinda gave up and most of them went AWOL, though there might be some stragglers.
"The other option, seeing as you can't seem to keep your eyes off the damn scooter, is to get a scooter flight upgrade from the mechanic downtown. He's kind of a massive dickhead and thinks I robbed him of his money so you're gonna have to find a way to convince him. I totally did, by the way, but that's besides the point."
"The last option, finally, is to petition the western wizarding tower for a teleport spell, though they're naturally gonna ask something of you. I heard the newest grandmaster is a bit more sinister than her predecessors, but her assets are to die fo- anyway."
"I'm kind of tired of you now, so I'll escort you out. Fuck off and try not to get killed, if you get back don't be surprised if you see a pink slip on your desk."
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