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975978 No. 975978 ID: ce5cbd

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No. 980560 ID: ce5cbd
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980560

"How about you join me so I can prove to you that we really are in danger? Then maybe later we can go for McBonalds or something for dinner?"
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No. 980561 ID: ce5cbd
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980561

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No. 980562 ID: ce5cbd
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980562

"I'm gonna pretend that that wasn't the world's shittiest attempt at asking someone out and say 'Fine, I'll hang around just to make sure you don't fuck around and that everything's going all right at the Station.' How are we getting there anyway? There's enough bureaucratic red tape that authorizing a teleportation spell onto the platform through the anti-magic field takes weeks if you're not the Headmistress or any other magical authority."

"I'm gonna fly there with a scooter."

"...What?"

>_
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No. 980563 ID: b1b4f3

>>980562
Yeah you're gonna get rockets put on it or something and get some kind of protection to not die in space. Easy.
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No. 980578 ID: 894419

You heard what I said!
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No. 980592 ID: df76b1

Flying scooters isn't really my department. I'm going to see an expert, now.
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No. 980611 ID: 094652

"The mega-corporation that took over the world intentionally fired all their non-predatory-business employees and now nobody in charge knows how to use trillions of dollars' worth of infrastructure and technology to save the world, so the corpos did the corporate thing and threw wage slaves at the problem. Hence my lack of funding.

Please help me I want to live to see myself in your bed tomorrow."
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No. 980657 ID: e9d128

>>980562
Well, Watcher Shafthound, I managed to weasel out three ways of getting to the station from my drunkard of a boss. Attempting to cut the red tape at the wizarding tower would be one, but I'd probably get distracted by the Headmistress's enormous... power. The next best option is to take the stairs in a mostly abandoned military base, but I'm not that desperate, yet. So, that leaves me with convincing someone who rightfully hates my boss to upgrade the company scooter.
I'm in over my head, and although I want to live, I don't want to die with any regrets, so you may have to deal with some shitty one liners and more than a few passes at you.
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No. 984596 ID: ce5cbd
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984596

"Yeah, I didn't have have very many options, so I decided to spare my legs and just fly there."

"Wait, but what about oxy-"
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No. 984597 ID: ce5cbd
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984597

"Oh hey we're here!"

"Stars damn it."
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No. 984598 ID: ce5cbd
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984598

An old rusty bell chimes as we enter the lobby. A soft voice rings out from the back.

"I'll be there in juuuuuuuuuuust a sec~!"

Looking at the walls here, I am stricken by the possibility that I should have thought of a game plan before walking in here.

>_
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No. 984599 ID: b1b4f3

>>984598
Ask your new buddy to be your face for this transaction.
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No. 984601 ID: e8bee9

>>984598
FIRST THINGS FIRST
"do you have any astronaut suits rated for low earth orbit? failing that, got any airtight helmets? also i want to make my scooter get to the space station, honestly not worried about getting back"
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No. 984602 ID: b1b4f3

>>984601
In case you missed it, the posters are wanted posters for Worker's boss. We need some subtlety here.
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No. 984676 ID: ce5cbd
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984676

"Oh right so the owner of this shop has a blood feud against Boss and by extension the entirety of Company so you're gonna have to take over from here."

"Are you serious? Wh-"

"Uh oh, here he comes."
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No. 984677 ID: ce5cbd
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984677

Aaaaand out he goes. Fantastic.

"Hello there, how can I help you today~?"
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No. 984678 ID: ce5cbd
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984678

I almost mistook the scooter mechanic for a girl for a second. Honestly, he doesn't look half ba-.

Focus. Slim figure. Stained hands. Likely the only employee of the place based on how small this establishment is. He seems like a nice man, but the apparent fixation to... "Company"'s boss is concerning. Proceed with caution.

"Ah! A Mage Watcher. Officer, what can I help you with?"

"Uh, right, I need to get this scooter capable of space flight. Also, do you have any space suits with full oxygen supply we might be able to use?"

"Ah, yes, the Space Travel Suite~. Let me just-"
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No. 984679 ID: ce5cbd
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984679

"Wait a FUCKING second. This is a Company scooter. Miss Watcher, where, precisely, did you get this?"

Shit.

>_
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No. 984680 ID: e2f5cc

"Found it in the dumpster, cleaned it up a little."
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No. 984684 ID: b1b4f3

>>984679
You confiscated it pending an official investigation.
It's almost true!
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No. 984698 ID: 874370

"Boss now has one less scooter on his personal belongings. Can you fix it so I can fly up to his window and rub it in his unwashed face?"
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No. 984700 ID: f8fa51

Yup, definitely confiscated.
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No. 984739 ID: 4d4283

I think it's better to say "confiscated" than "stolen". As a Mage Watcher there is a image to preserve (and is less shady).
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No. 984939 ID: eb1fcc

>>984698
this, with the stipulation we actually do it later
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No. 986816 ID: 8d2ba7
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986816

"Oh, well sir you may be delighted to hear that Company is currently under investigation for illegally distributing magical items to unlicensed users."

"R-really? Finally, the damn mutt is getting punished for something. But, why do you need his scooter?"
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No. 986817 ID: 8d2ba7
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986817

"As compensation for, uhhhhhhh, already confirmed crimes we've already seized a bunch of Company's assets as payment. This included."

"Hmmmm, alright. And why do you need the space travel suite?"

"So I can fly it up to his office and spit in his face." Whoever he is.
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No. 986818 ID: 8d2ba7
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986818

"That doesn't sound very pro-. You know what, yeah, he does deserve that!"

"Yeah! How soon can you get this scooter up and running? I'll need two space suits as well."

"I can get it ready within an hour. The two person space travel suite will be about 4000 Dobs!"

Aw fuck, that's like a month's salary.

>_
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No. 986819 ID: b1b4f3

Well, it's for the sake of the world.
Pay it and then convince the other dude to pay you back. Or at least pay half of it back.
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No. 986823 ID: 0d0f23

Go in debt by offering an IOU on behalf of the mage watchers
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No. 987967 ID: 8d2ba7
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987967

"Excuse me, I need to talk to a, uh, colleague for a second."

"Oh, certainly miss!"
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No. 987968 ID: 8d2ba7
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987968

"Oi, you."

"Yeah?"

"The hell's your name anyway?"

"Worker."

...Right.
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No. 987969 ID: 8d2ba7
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987969

"Ok Worker, I managed to secure a deal but we need 4000 Dobs. Think we could split it up 50/50 o-"

"Oh right, that! Problem is I don't have nearly as much as 2000 Dobs."

"What? Why?!"

"Pay cuts, I've only been getting paid 200 Dobs a month the past two years or so."

THAT'S SEVERAL TIMES BELOW THE POVERTY LI- you know what forget it.
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No. 987970 ID: 8d2ba7
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987970

"Ok, so I'm just gonna have to use credit."

If this all turns out to be a fib the Mistress is gonna lock me up in the "naughty dungeon".

Cosmic Kings help me.

"Splendid~! I'll have it out in an hour or so."

At least I'll get a chance to rest.
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No. 987971 ID: 8d2ba7
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987971

You know, I'm fairly certain space isn't supposed to open like that.

>_
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No. 987972 ID: b1b4f3

>>987971
Stick your dick in it.
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No. 987974 ID: afe7de

Watch in horror as your ex girlfriend pops out of the tear in space.
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No. 987992 ID: 9a2966

Observe trepidatiously.
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No. 988031 ID: a060c0

Politely state to whoever comes out of it that you are on Company time and can't deal with tears un the fabric of reality right now.
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No. 988039 ID: ce39da

>>988031
This; we can't do much else, and it would be best not to cause a scene while the bird still needs to think we're uninvolved.
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No. 988618 ID: 8d2ba7
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988618

"Uhh..."
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No. 988619 ID: 8d2ba7
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988619

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No. 988620 ID: 8d2ba7
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988620

"You. Are you the one trying to reach the space sta-"
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No. 988621 ID: 8d2ba7
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988621

"Look lady, I don't really have time to play around with weird gaps in space, I'm on Company time right now."
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No. 988622 ID: 8d2ba7
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988622

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No. 988623 ID: 8d2ba7
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988623

I think it's working!

>_
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No. 988625 ID: 1332e6

Looks like they trying to attack you from behind with portal nonsense. Luckily you are an OFFICE WORKER and as such has gained the survival skill of having an awareness to when your boss is watching you from behind when somebody is attacking you from behind.
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No. 988627 ID: 894419

Because our soul has be so thoroughly crushed by the daily grind and unpaid overtime we have the natural ability to expertly dodge any work that isn't explicitly in our job description. Refer her to customer service in case she has more questions.
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No. 988628 ID: b1b4f3

>>988623
You should answer her question. She's trying to attack you anyway.
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No. 988629 ID: ce39da

Grab the not-sharp edge of the sword and yank.

"Ma'am, do I need to report you to human resources?"
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No. 988932 ID: 3a6df7

"Ma'am, I need to prevent the world from exploding, please let me di my job."
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