Observe trepidatiously.

Politely state to whoever comes out of it that you are on Company time and can't deal with tears un the fabric of reality right now.

>>988031
This; we can't do much else, and it would be best not to cause a scene while the bird still needs to think we're uninvolved.

[1/6] Worker 2021/02/20(Sat)11:42 No. 988618 ID: 8d2ba7
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"Uhh..."

[3/6] Worker 2021/02/20(Sat)11:42 No. 988620 ID: 8d2ba7
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"You. Are you the one trying to reach the space sta-"

[4/6] Worker 2021/02/20(Sat)11:42 No. 988621 ID: 8d2ba7
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"Look lady, I don't really have time to play around with weird gaps in space, I'm on Company time right now."

[6/6] Worker 2021/02/20(Sat)11:42 No. 988623 ID: 8d2ba7
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I think it's working!

>_

Looks like they trying to attack you from behind with portal nonsense. Luckily you are an OFFICE WORKER and as such has gained the survival skill of having an awareness to when your boss is watching you from behind when somebody is attacking you from behind.

Because our soul has be so thoroughly crushed by the daily grind and unpaid overtime we have the natural ability to expertly dodge any work that isn't explicitly in our job description. Refer her to customer service in case she has more questions.

>>988623
You should answer her question. She's trying to attack you anyway.

Grab the not-sharp edge of the sword and yank.

"Ma'am, do I need to report you to human resources?"

"Ma'am, I need to prevent the world from exploding, please let me di my job."

[1/4] Worker 2021/03/14(Sun)21:54 No. 991368 ID: 8d2ba7
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Oooooook lets cool it with the work jokes, believe it or not my job isn't 100% of my life.

Only 99% of it.

[2/4] Worker 2021/03/14(Sun)21:54 No. 991369 ID: 8d2ba7
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Yoink.

[3/4] Worker 2021/03/14(Sun)21:54 No. 991370 ID: 8d2ba7
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"Alright lady, yes. I have a Boss given duty to get to that space station and prevent it from blowing up."

"Then you're in our way. Now..."

[4/4] Worker 2021/03/14(Sun)21:54 No. 991371 ID: 8d2ba7
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"Why? Who set you up for this? Surrender and talk and you just might survive."

>_

>>991371
It's got a COSMIC ULTRA NUKE inside it. I'm guessing you don't know about that. If it blows, half the solar system goes along with it.
Why do you want to blow it up?

So you're saying you want the solar system to blow up? AND you're going around stopping anyone who would make it so the solar system didn't blow up? That's cold dude.

"I just said; boss said to. And I'd have thunk 'stop half the solar system from exploding so that we don't all die' would have been pretty self-evident."

"Are you aware there's a COSMIC ULTRA NUKE on that station? Because that'd be pretty embarrassing if you were just trying to blow up the station and accidentally erased half the solar system."

[1/2] Worker 2021/05/17(Mon)21:31 No. 1000714 ID: f0ab12
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"My boss who works at Company told me to."

"...Company? What company?"

"Company."

"...What?"

"...So, uh, you do know that it's gonna destroy most of the solar system, right?"

"...Yes? Of course I do, you fucking buffoon. Why else would we be doing it?"

"Then..."

[2/2] Worker 2021/05/17(Mon)21:31 No. 1000715 ID: f0ab12
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"...Why?"

"OUR WAYS ARE BEYOND YOU! Now stand still and disappear!"

Now THAT'S what I call a wand!

...Oh shit, she's probably gonna cast something.

>_

>>1000715
She's telling you to stand still so obviously you should dodge.
Don't let go of the sword though, steal it. Use it against her.

stick your other hand into her mouth and pull her tongue so she cant verbally cast a spell. And then press yourself right up against her wand so she can't use it via gesture.

Punch her in the face, obviously.

Again with the "our plan is too complex for you to comprehend" cliché. Why don't you try for a change?

I bet you just said that because none of you could think of a motive.

"You don't actually know, do you?"

Snatch the wand out of her hand, duh.

If she doubles down on the "incomprehensibility" of their reasons, fire back with: "I mean, you seem to comprehend it fine enough, so it can't be that hard to wrap my head around. C'mon, let's hear it. Use your words."

>>1000715
"So you're ending the solar system for reasons you weren't told, likely for the profit of some bumbling old impotent?

Shit man you sure you're not working for the company too because that has their M.O. all over it."

[1/4] Worker 2021/05/19(Wed)14:47 No. 1001013 ID: f0ab12
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"You sure you can't tell me? If you can get it, then I'd definitely could."

"As if, you pest ridden cat!"

"You sure Boss didn't hire you too? Oh well."

"Hey! I said don't mo- OI!"

[2/4] Worker 2021/05/19(Wed)14:47 No. 1001014 ID: f0ab12
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"ASSHOLE THOSE ARE MINE LET GO!"

[3/4] Riede 2021/05/19(Wed)14:47 No. 1001015 ID: f0ab12
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YOU DARE BESMIRCH THE NOBLE HOUSE OF YEVASA WITH YOUR FILTH? YOUR DIRTY HANDS? BITCH! WRETCH! DISGUSTING ANIMAL! UNHAND MY BELONGINGS THIS INSTANT YOU FUCK!

[4/4] Worker 2021/05/19(Wed)14:47 No. 1001016 ID: f0ab12
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[incoherent screeching]

Man, she just keeps on going. We're at a stalemate at the moment, but at this rate she's gonna attract a lot more unwanted attention.

>_

>>1001016
Let the sword go so it rubberbands back at her.

Being a good Company Worker, you should act in a formal fashion. Tell her that you cannot return these items to her, but she may file an official request for compensation due to your company's operations. Then hand her the Company's trusty Form 269.F "Request for Compensation", which you always carry with you for obvious reasons, and help her fill it out.

Keep pulling her arms away.

Then let go.

>>1001024
Hell yeah, flex your Bureaucracy-fu!

>>1001016
Let her arms go, yes, but first tie them into a pretzel. Maybe see if you can't yoink the wand from her grasp first.

You grabbed this person's sword. Threaten to unhand them with it.

I know is a bad option buuuut... ¡Surprise seduction atempt!

[1/6] Worker 2021/06/03(Thu)08:59 No. 1002524 ID: f0ab12
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You know, I don't mind not having the sword but the wand would definitely be an improvement.

[5/6] Worker 2021/06/03(Thu)08:59 No. 1002528 ID: f0ab12
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Well, it worked. Got a cooler wand too.

PHASE ROD
Mana Storage - 3
Special - AT WILL: Change places with something whose volume is less than or equal of the caster within 5 meters of the caster.

"Alright, so for reasons I am not legally obligated to explain I am confiscating your wand. I'm faiiiiiiiirly sure if you contact Company we'll be able to recompe-"

[6/6] Worker 2021/06/03(Thu)08:59 No. 1002529 ID: f0ab12
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Oh. Right.

I forgot, we're flat broke.

>_

Quickly swap places with the mage - not the sword, though! That goes in your hand!

Yeah swap with mage, turn her attack against her.

Swap places with her sword.

I like the swap with sword idea. They are holding the sword over their head so when you swap with sword you'll both disarm and then immobilise them by landing right on top of them.