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972233 No. 972233 ID: 7f716e

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No. 972234 ID: 7f716e
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An alarm wakes you up. Its 3am.
The 7/11 calls for you. You have to get a Slurpee by any means necessary.
No. 972235 ID: 4f51b2

Time to get dressed.
No. 972236 ID: dce46f

No there is no time, speed is of the essence, wrap yourself in the bed-sheets, pull a pillowslip over your head and jump straight through that window.
No. 972238 ID: 8fab7a


Call a night taxi. Get dressed. Get your wallet.

Get into taxi when taxi arrives. Direct Taxi to nearest 7/11 with a functional, well-stocked Slurpee machine.
No. 972239 ID: f56a2b

Put on sweatpants, get wallet, and proceed to walk towards nearest 7/11
No. 972240 ID: 8e4d19

Make sure you have a dollar or two to pay for that slurpee!
No. 972241 ID: 7f716e

While this certainly is an amazing idea, being arrested for public nudity would mean you'd never get that slurpee, and you simply cannot allow that to happen. Also dying from jumping through the window is also out of the question.
No. 972242 ID: 7f716e
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Looks like a taxi is out of the question. You searched around in the dark, and managed to find only 5 dollars. just enough to buy a couple slurpees, but you cant afford a taxi. Looks like you'll be walking
No. 972243 ID: 7f716e
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You get dressed and walk out the door
No. 972244 ID: 9876c4

Equip claymore. Go fight hordes for enough loot to fill your slurpee bottles.
No. 972245 ID: 7f716e
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Crap... Which way was the 7/11 again?
do you go down the safely lit path into the city or down the shady unlit path?
Its so hard to remember these kinds of things at this hour.
No. 972247 ID: f56a2b

Down the shady unlit path, past the crack house two blocks, down slag alley.
No. 972248 ID: b1b4f3

Into the city.
No. 972249 ID: b58f66

Down the path! Apparently 7/11 has been branching out, there's sure to be one in the shadier neighbourhoods.
No. 972250 ID: 1982cf

Go down the shady path until you see the 7/11's calming neon glow.
No. 972251 ID: 7f716e
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you go down the shady unlit path with great haste.
You've been down this path countless times during the day, but everything feels much different at night. It feels like you're being watched.

You really want that slurpee, so you push these thoughts aside, and continue walking down the shady path.
No. 972252 ID: 7f716e
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After a few minutes, you encounter a man.
He's unnaturally tall, and is staring into the moon.

"A quiet night, is it not? he asks aloud.
He turns to look at you, "Though it appears I am not the only one awake at this liminal hour.
"I am curious, traveler, what sort of quest brings you to this desolate path?

It feels as though this man can see right into your soul.
No. 972253 ID: b1b4f3

Just goin' to get a slurpee how about you?
No. 972254 ID: f56a2b

Don't hesitate. "Not interested, buddy." Keep moving on past him, and clutch at your pocket like you've got a knife or a weapon or something.

The neighborhood's really gone to shit.
No. 972255 ID: e5b672

Bro I just want a slushie, no pamphlets please.
No. 972266 ID: 7f716e
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"Back off buddy, I'm just getting a slurpee"
No. 972270 ID: 7f716e
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You attempt to push past the man, but he grabs your arm before you can react.

he hisses at you, "Watch yourself, traveler. It would be wise of you to treat that which you do not understand with a bit more respect."

You see a rage well up inside him, and his grab tightens. It seemed like he may strike you, but he takes control of himself and calms down.

"You are much too eager to surrender your intentions, traveler. It would be smart to watch your words in these parts, for strange creatures lurk here.
No. 972271 ID: 7f716e
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He drops something into your hand.
He lets out a disturbing laugh,
"You may wish to hold onto this, traveler. It may find itself useful during your journey."
No. 972272 ID: 7f716e
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Before you can react or ask any questions, he disappeared into a puff of smoke.
No. 972273 ID: 7f716e
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Sufficiently spooked by this encounter, you continue along the path with a brisk pace.
You don't want to be here any longer than you have to.

After a few more minutes of walking, you encounter a large chasm.
The chasm has collapsed a nearby house, splitting it in half and revealing its insides.
Inside the chasm is a strange creature. The creature does not say anything, it simply sits there smiling at you.
No. 972280 ID: b1b4f3

Say hi. Ask where the bridge is at.
No. 972281 ID: 9876c4

Whose a good kitty?

But like, phrased as a rhetorical question.
No. 972290 ID: dce46f

Ask if the creature knows the way to the nearest 7-11. Mention that someone should put in a work order to have the road repaired at some point.
No. 972292 ID: 7f716e
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You ask the creature if there is a bridge or something that you can use to cross this chasm.

The creature gazes to the right.
No. 972293 ID: 7f716e
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You look to your right. In the distance you see a grumpy man sitting in a chair. A red light illuminates him.
No. 972294 ID: 7f716e
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The creature whispers to you,
"Please, it is not safe...
"Stay here and play a game with me instead...
No. 972296 ID: b1b4f3

What kind of game?
No. 972297 ID: 62e4df

I might. Is there a wager? If so, what?
No. 972306 ID: dce46f

Depends on the game and the prize
No. 972310 ID: 7f716e
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"I love riddles... You will tell me a riddle... If I cannot answer the riddle correctly, I will help you get across
No. 972312 ID: 7f716e
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"However, if I win, you must convince that man to come play with me
Again, the creature looks towards the right at the grumpy man.
No. 972313 ID: 7f716e

if you want to play the riddle game, include the answer to the riddle as a spoiler text, so i can think about it overnight and see if the cat got it correct
No. 972317 ID: b1b4f3

I'll bite:

A kingdom scrambled, disassembled
Bodies distributed in the name of greed
There is only one winner in the end
In this place where dreams die

A casino/card table
No. 972319 ID: dce46f


I can't come up with my own riddle, but I second this one.
No. 972502 ID: 7f716e
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No. 972503 ID: 7f716e
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The creature's smile wanes
No. 972504 ID: 7f716e
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"You think you're so smart, huh? You think you're soooo clever?"
The creature looks upset now.
"Well I don't know the answer to the riddle. Is THAT what you wanted to hear, huh?
No. 972505 ID: 7f716e
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"Whatever, just get the hell out of here"
It drops something into your hand.
"Show that man over there this card, and he'll get you across."
Again, it looks to the right.
No. 972506 ID: 7f716e
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The grumpy man is still just sitting there, being grumpy.
No. 972507 ID: 7f716e

"The answer was "A casino", by the way", you say before you leave.
No. 972508 ID: b1b4f3


Well go over and tell him you have a bus pass, ask where he can send you with it.
No. 972509 ID: dce46f

Go to grumpy man, ask if he knows when the bus is coming and flash the bus pass. Also ask him for directions to the 7-11.
No. 973088 ID: 7f716e
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"Uh..hey. You the bus driver? I just want to get to the 7-11"
No. 973089 ID: 7f716e
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"Yeah I am. Who the hell are you?
No. 973090 ID: b1b4f3

No one of consequence.
No. 973096 ID: e4411c

Just a man with a bus pass and a mighty drive to acquire late night beverages.
No. 973098 ID: 193edf

No. 973102 ID: e4411c

I change my vote to this
No. 973147 ID: dbd72b

Bobby Slurps. Goer to 7-11s. So can i get to the 7-11?
No. 973326 ID: 014f5b

"Bob Slurpp, Here to get my slurp on, I need a ride to the 7-11"
No. 973470 ID: df76b1

An indistinct mixture of these.
No. 973569 ID: 7f716e
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You look at the man. You say "Uh...."
"Bobby slurpps. Frequent goer to 7-11's. I have a bus pass. Can I get a ride?"
No. 973570 ID: 7f716e
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"No you can't. Some jackass stole my bus. Like what the fuck, why would someone steal the bus, I'm the only public transit available for miles. People rely on me to get to work, like seriously, what the hell."
No. 973571 ID: 7f716e
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"Okay whatever. Listen, kid. Since You have a bus pass and everything, and you don't look like one of them transit cultists, I'll let you borrow my official public transit bike and official public transit map, but you have to promise me that you'll report this theft to the police. I can't get up. Someone might come around waiting for the bus, and since there is no bus, they'll end up waiting forever unless I warn them. Cant allow that to happen.
No. 973572 ID: 7f716e
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"By the way, theres a sick-ass bike ramp somewhere around here. Just thought you should know."

>What now?
No. 973574 ID: b1b4f3

Hop on the bike and go riding around to find that ramp. I think we're legally obligated to jump that chasm.

You're in the bottom left of that map, right? Sure is a long trip.
No. 973575 ID: a4ed2e

Using that ramp is not only the right thing to do, its the only thing to do. Bike along the doom chasm and look for it!
No. 973578 ID: 4f51b2

Pull an E.T.
No. 973622 ID: 014f5b

Give that man a pat on the back, he's truly dedicated to his work.
No. 973947 ID: 7f716e
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You thank the bus driver.
He says nothing, but you can feel the "You're welcome" in his eyes.
No. 973949 ID: 7f716e
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You adventure around, going hither and thither, making a scene of yourself. Eventually you find the fabled bike ramp. You prepare yourself.
No. 973951 ID: 7f716e
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You're just about to commit yourself to this task, but...
"Uh... Excuse me? What do you think you're doing? Do I know you?"
The ramp glares at you.
"You better not be thinking about ramping off me"
No. 973952 ID: 7e27f8

Don't stop, don't hesitate. Inform the ramp that this is an emergency jump to acquire a slurpee and that you cannot for any reason be stopped. Then get a good run up and jump that gap!
No. 973953 ID: dba489

No. 973954 ID: b1b4f3

Why not
No. 973965 ID: 094652

"How do I go that way?"
No. 973982 ID: 014f5b

Excuse me ma'am (or sir, it's hard to tell with ramps) But I am extremely sikk and I must get mad air.
No. 974022 ID: df76b1

absolutely this.
No. 974128 ID: 7f716e
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"I am sorry ma'am, but this is a matter of life and death."
No. 974131 ID: 7f716e
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You step back, giving yourself some room to build up speed.

You go up the ramp, and it does it's best to stop you. However, as it is just a bike ramp, it turns it out can't do much.
"oh...OW! jeez, rude!"
No. 974132 ID: 7f716e
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Whoa, bro! That jump was pretty sick my guy!
No. 974133 ID: 7f716e
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You make it across the chasm, circumventing the PUBLIC PARK OF DOOM.
You take a moment to breathe and reflect on just how frigging cool that jump was!
You hear a low rumbling start behind you, It sounds like faint whooping and hollering and cheering, but it gets louder quickly...
No. 974134 ID: 7f716e
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In an instant, the area is full of the cheering shadow citizens of the chasms depths.

a tall shadow man says into your ear,"wow man, that was pretty fuckin' gnarly stuff you just did there. Impressive."

It strokes your face. The cheers are deafening.
No. 974135 ID: b1b4f3

No touching please.
Take a bow and ride off.
No. 974153 ID: 094652

Test the road for slickness and ride off into the moonset
No. 974154 ID: dba489

They seem to appreciate skill in BMX, ask if they have bikes too.
No. 974159 ID: dbd72b

"i no, rite? Gotta jet, tho. Need mah slurps!"
bike away
No. 974165 ID: 7e27f8

Throw up the horns, shake off the fans, and start riding out of here.
No. 974266 ID: 7f716e
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You throw up some horns.
"Haha, yeah pretty sick, right?"
"Anyway, I gotta be on my way. Later dudes"
No. 974267 ID: 7f716e
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You attempt to get back on your bike and out of here without causing a bigger scene.
You don't like where this situation is headed. The air is filling with malicious intent.
No. 974268 ID: 7f716e
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"Whoa now, man. Things were just getting interesting around here. Why don't you stick around?
No. 974269 ID: 2b7d20

he's try'n to take our fuck'n slurpee money! Start swinging that bike with lethal intent! NOBODY STOPS US FROM GETTING A SLURPEE!
No. 974270 ID: df76b1

Send out your champion and I shall defeat her, on my way to 7-11.
No. 974271 ID: b1b4f3

Pickpockets get the punches.
No. 974295 ID: 7f716e
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ohshit, a pickpocket!

You get a rush of adrenaline. Without thinking, you grab your bike and start swinging it around wildly!
No. 974296 ID: 7f716e
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The bike makes contact with something solid.
No. 974297 ID: 7f716e
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You open your eyes. The crowd has dispersed.

oh shit oh fuck oh shit. oh no.
No. 974299 ID: b1b4f3

Oh no is your bike ok???
No. 974301 ID: 094652

Uh... they were trying to mug you?

Nope, won't hold up in court. Drag them to the nearest hospital.
No. 974302 ID: 2b7d20

D...did we kill them? Check their pulse!
No. 974312 ID: df76b1

Cheese it!
No. 974314 ID: dbd72b

Objective comes first! Do you still have your slurpee money?
No. 974315 ID: 19da02

make sure you still have your slurpee money and then get the fuck out of there asap
No. 974342 ID: 7f716e


What? Oh... oh, uh, yeah my bike is fine.
No. 974343 ID: 7f716e
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Do shadow people even have pulses? Better make sure.
You are about to step forward, but you feel a deep purring coming from the chasm.
A familiar face appears. The creature from before opens its maw, and captures the corpse.
In the end, you decide against stepping forward.
No. 974344 ID: 7f716e
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The creature giggles,"You know, you really shouldn't bring so much attention to yourself. You never know what could be lurking..."

If you booked it any harder, you would be a library.
No. 974345 ID: 7f716e
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You bike as hard as you can, but you hear the creature lift itself out of the chasm and start to chase after you.
"How about we play another game?"
No. 974362 ID: 12b116

No. 974390 ID: 7e27f8

Zig-Zag and when its lagging behind swing into a side street!
No. 974396 ID: b1b4f3

It's very difficult to make sharp turns on a bike. Try telling it to leave you alone.
No. 974959 ID: 7f716e
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You engage hyperdrive!
No. 974960 ID: 7f716e
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Things were looking well. For a second you thought you managed to lose it, but with a burst of speed to match yours, it lunges and pierces your back!
No. 974961 ID: 7f716e
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Your adrenaline is at its max. Your head is spinning. Your entire body aches and a white-hot pain spreads from your wound. You're on the precipice of consciousness.
No. 974962 ID: 7f716e
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You pass out from the pain. When you come to,your wound is still bleeding and it feels like your limbs are on fire.You don't know where you are, or how you survived the attack.
No. 974964 ID: e51896

This doesn't look like the city. Maybe this is the afterlife or an unconscious dream.

But hey, Illuminati confirmed!

Maybe rest up a bit.
No. 974981 ID: bcda15

I think you take a left here to get to the 711, not really sure though.
No. 974982 ID: dbd72b

Check on your wound as best you can.
No. 974985 ID: b1b4f3

This should be the Monument of Malfeasance. Try not to look directly at it. Find the road, head northwards.
No. 974990 ID: d2da5a

Man what was the public art comittee thinking when they comissioned this thing? Check ypur map, is this the Monument?
No. 975040 ID: 7f716e
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You check the map, getting some of your blood on it.
Yep, this is the monument.
No. 975042 ID: 7f716e
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You twist to get a good view of the wound. Ouch! You really need something to patch this up.
A piece of the chasm creature's stinger remains lodged in the wound.
In this state you might be able to get there, but the bike has to stay. You're way too exhausted and simply in too much pain to use or drag it.

But, why do you even want to continue this journey? Is it worth risking your life for this slurpee? Why do you want it so bad? Is this even the same town you live in? Why is is so full of dangers?

Your head is filling with strange thoughts and notions.
No. 975048 ID: df76b1

That's a long way on foot.

I say we go to the arcade, then over to the Necro Police Station. Maybe we'll meet someone with some wheels.

You don't wanna mess with a Walmart in a Bad Neighborhood.
No. 975051 ID: dbd72b

Ok, those last two are good questions, but questioning the slurpee is unacceptable! Pull out the stinger and look around for something to patch up the wound. If there's nothing around, I guess tie your shirt around it?
No. 975054 ID: e51896

>>975051 i dont think pulling the stinger is a good idea. As far as stab wounds go, if you have something sharp like a knife in you, you gotta keep it in as it is acting as a plug to keep most of the blood in.

We might need a doc to treat the internal bleeding
No. 975068 ID: 19da02

If the stinger isn't very deep, then pull it out. if it's deep, leave it in. Tear off a strip of shirt if you can and use that as a makeshift bandage until you find something better. My vote is to go to the Wal Mart in a Bad Neighborhood and try to get some bandages or something, then past the lake and to the 7/11
No. 975086 ID: e30795

Don't panic, but you've probably caught the crazies from that stinger. Aggressively subdue any voices that try to deter you from the slurpee. I second making the Walmart in a Bad Neighborhood our target, there'll be plenty of medical supplies and plenty of people with knowledge in fixing puncture wounds.
No. 975098 ID: d2da5a

Transit man depends on us to return his bike, so we need to be in a position to ride it. You need to carefully bandage that wound with your shirt, only pull out the stinger if its not barbed/the puncture is small.
No. 975125 ID: ce39da

Can't go home even if you wanted - chasm in the way. Left or forward, the only wrong choice is back.
No. 975145 ID: 7f716e
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You decide against pulling the stinger out. It would probably be incredibly painful if you tried it on your own.
You decide to rip a piece of your jacket off and tie it around the wound. At least the pressure on it will help deal with the pain a bit.
No. 975146 ID: 7f716e
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You ignore the voices. Going back just isn't an option. After consulting your map, you decide that going into an area literally called "spiral into madness" is not a good direction to go into. You head towards the arcade.With your wound tied up, you find the strength to drag the bike all the way there.
No. 975147 ID: 7f716e
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However, that was just about the last of your strength.You sit down on the pavement and give yourself a moment to breathe. You can't take the bike any further with the stinger still in your wound.

You can continue on your journey by foot, or maybe there is someone in the arcade that can help?
No. 975148 ID: b1b4f3

That's how dubious-canon John died, you know.

Go into the arcade and find someone to pull out the stinger that may still be pumping deadly toxin into your fragile body.
No. 975149 ID: df76b1

Yeah, I think looking for a ride and some first aid is the proper course
No. 975153 ID: dbd72b

Ya, get in there and get some help
No. 975155 ID: 19da02

Might as well do this. At minimum maybe they can call an EMT or something.
No. 975166 ID: bcda15

No one ever died at an arcade unless they were playing DDR, so you know, don't fire up sandstorm
No. 977602 ID: 7f716e
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You limp up to the arcade door. A shadow at the door resolves itself into a very sad looking man with a hook. He shakes his head at you with pity. Do you still want to enter?
No. 977606 ID: e51896

Well, there is a first aid kit back there near one of the games. We'll have to ask if we can use it.
No. 977613 ID: e30795

Hopefully none of those critters were at the scene of the murder... Beg the hookman to let you use the first aid kit, if he demands something from you in return then really talk up how epic your gaming skills are (but stress that they're only worth seeing when you're healthy).
No. 977615 ID: df76b1

We want to play your First Aid game...
No. 977620 ID: 894419

Enter, and ask the man (pirate?) if you can just take the first aid kit with you.
No. 977625 ID: 9b8547

Go on in. It’ll take more than a disapproving look, a hook and a crippling torso injury to stop me!
No. 978052 ID: 7f716e
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You push past the door, hoping to ask for medical attention
No. 978053 ID: 7f716e
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"arr another specter o'mepast come t'haunt me yet again? Why have ye not done away with me yet?

oh to be free in death. Let me die I tell ye!"

He weeps.
No. 978054 ID: b1b4f3

What? Uh, hand over the first aid kit, and we'll see about that.
No. 978055 ID: 894419

With the help of first aid I sure arr reasonably confident I could maybe consider killing you. Possibly. No promises.
No. 978060 ID: df76b1

No, actually, we might be the one dying, and we're trying to fix that. You know about the giant cat thing? I guess I pissed it off.
No. 978065 ID: e51896

Ask if it is talk like a pirate day? Yar matey!
No. 978067 ID: dbd72b

Not a ghost, bleeding.

If you want to die so badly, you probably don't need that medical kit overthere...
No. 978660 ID: 7f716e
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the ol' scurvy dog hands you the med-kit.
y'arr just leave me alone ye stupid fucking ghost bitch. After all these years and ye still wont let me visit the ol' locker. cruel, just cruel i tell ya
No. 978662 ID: b1b4f3

Apply medkit to self.
No. 978664 ID: 4a0869

Why not just kill yourself if you want to be dead so bad?
No. 978665 ID: df76b1

We're going to the 7/11. There might be a foot locker nearby, but we don't know if it's open?

Get healin'
No. 978668 ID: e51896

lets attempt to acquire a party member.

Tell him that the locker might be at the 7/11, and he should come join you so you can help him find it.
No. 978670 ID: b1b4f3

Weren't we told NOT to tell people where we're going?
No. 978676 ID: e51896

Maybe??? I don't remember. Maybe not tell him after all just in case.
No. 978960 ID: c5185d

A locker’s no place to die. Come with us, and we’ll show you eternal life. (The secret to eternal life is being a 7-11 hot dog.)
No. 979478 ID: 7f716e
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You pull out the stinger and quickly apply analgesic and adhesive bandages to yourself. A wave of pain washes over you but quickly subsides and the bleeding stops

"Why don't I jus- What? arrr surely yar arr pulling me legs. If I could visit the locker of me own will, I would have departed long ago"
No. 979479 ID: 7f716e
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you feel a surge of heat in your hand, the stinger has melted away and left behind four quarters. weird.
No. 979480 ID: 7f716e
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You thank the pirate-looking dude for the first aid kit. You say "Well, I dont know about ghosts and dying and whatever, but I think there might be a foot locker or something near the... place... that i'm heading to. you're welcome to come along if you want"
No. 979481 ID: 7f716e
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You don't really wait for a reply because you're kind of in a hurry and don't really know what to say more, so you just start to head out, but as you start to lay your hand on the door to push it open, suddenly you realize that you have had a crippling fear of the outdoors your entire life!

"Huh! That sure is a weird thing to realize just now, why didn't I remember this earlier? oh well."

Time to get comfortable, because you cannot leave due to this newly realized crippling fear.
No. 979483 ID: 894419

Oh... so this is why its called the Arcade of Agoraphobia; it makes you terrified of leaving. Uh, ask pirate friend how we can rid ourselves of this irrational fear!
No. 979484 ID: e51896

Well, I guess we have enough money to play games here and try to get a prize, maybe there is something to reduce our fear of the outdoors like a giant teddy bear or something.

Check what prizes they have here that might be able to help us.
No. 979488 ID: 40a125

Ask the proprietor if he wants to play hooky, and challenge him to DDR.
No. 979490 ID: e30795

Go so hard on DDR that you raise the roof and/or bring the house down, maybe if we defeat the building itself this weird curse will be lifted.
No. 979494 ID: b1b4f3

What's that thing on the floor?
No. 979513 ID: 40a125

Oh crap, there's a nudibranch on the floor, and your bike just disappeared.
No. 979730 ID: 7f716e
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"Oh you poor, simple, naive, incredibly stupid little fool"
He begins to flash-back.
"no one has ever been able to leave ever since he, Exppextaceon the fleet-footed lich arrived and got 10528 points in Dance Dance Retribution 2. The power of such a flawless run fuels his magic, and he keeps us locked in here to tempt us into fighting him, so he may claim our souls if we lose. arrgh."

"It has been 300 years here, away from the seas. My only hope now is that the lich's high-score can be beaten by some stronger than I, and I may be allowed to visit the locker once and for all."

No. 979732 ID: 40a125

Maybe we can beat the score if we work together with some of the more spidery shadow demons.
No. 979733 ID: b1b4f3

Kneecap the lich then challenge him.
No. 979734 ID: 764aca

Work smarter, not harder.

Instead of attempting to break the high score record, we should instead try to find a way to reset the score of the ddr arcade machine.
No. 979735 ID: 894419

Truly he has an aura of menace around him, could we hope to defeat him man to skeleton in a dance dance retribution game? I doubt it. We need an advantage, some way to boost our abilities. Any focus enhancing drugs in that first aid kit?
No. 979746 ID: df76b1

Absolutely. Let's Constanza this mf.

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