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972233 No. 972233 ID: 7f716e

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No. 972234 ID: 7f716e
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972234

An alarm wakes you up. Its 3am.
The 7/11 calls for you. You have to get a Slurpee by any means necessary.
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No. 972235 ID: 4f51b2

Time to get dressed.
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No. 972236 ID: dce46f

>>972235
No there is no time, speed is of the essence, wrap yourself in the bed-sheets, pull a pillowslip over your head and jump straight through that window.
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No. 972238 ID: 8fab7a

...

Call a night taxi. Get dressed. Get your wallet.

Get into taxi when taxi arrives. Direct Taxi to nearest 7/11 with a functional, well-stocked Slurpee machine.
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No. 972239 ID: f56a2b

Put on sweatpants, get wallet, and proceed to walk towards nearest 7/11
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No. 972240 ID: 8e4d19

Make sure you have a dollar or two to pay for that slurpee!
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No. 972241 ID: 7f716e

>>972236
While this certainly is an amazing idea, being arrested for public nudity would mean you'd never get that slurpee, and you simply cannot allow that to happen. Also dying from jumping through the window is also out of the question.
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No. 972242 ID: 7f716e
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972242

>>972240
>>972238

Looks like a taxi is out of the question. You searched around in the dark, and managed to find only 5 dollars. just enough to buy a couple slurpees, but you cant afford a taxi. Looks like you'll be walking
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No. 972243 ID: 7f716e
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972243

>>972235
>>972239

You get dressed and walk out the door
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No. 972244 ID: 9876c4

Equip claymore. Go fight hordes for enough loot to fill your slurpee bottles.
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No. 972245 ID: 7f716e
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972245

Crap... Which way was the 7/11 again?
do you go down the safely lit path into the city or down the shady unlit path?
Its so hard to remember these kinds of things at this hour.
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No. 972247 ID: f56a2b

Down the shady unlit path, past the crack house two blocks, down slag alley.
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No. 972248 ID: b1b4f3

>>972245
Into the city.
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No. 972249 ID: b58f66

Down the path! Apparently 7/11 has been branching out, there's sure to be one in the shadier neighbourhoods.
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No. 972250 ID: 1982cf

Go down the shady path until you see the 7/11's calming neon glow.
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No. 972251 ID: 7f716e
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972251

>>972247
>>972249
>>972250

you go down the shady unlit path with great haste.
You've been down this path countless times during the day, but everything feels much different at night. It feels like you're being watched.

You really want that slurpee, so you push these thoughts aside, and continue walking down the shady path.
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No. 972252 ID: 7f716e
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972252

After a few minutes, you encounter a man.
He's unnaturally tall, and is staring into the moon.

"A quiet night, is it not? he asks aloud.
He turns to look at you, "Though it appears I am not the only one awake at this liminal hour.
"I am curious, traveler, what sort of quest brings you to this desolate path?

It feels as though this man can see right into your soul.
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No. 972253 ID: b1b4f3

Just goin' to get a slurpee how about you?
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No. 972254 ID: f56a2b

Don't hesitate. "Not interested, buddy." Keep moving on past him, and clutch at your pocket like you've got a knife or a weapon or something.

The neighborhood's really gone to shit.
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No. 972255 ID: e5b672

Bro I just want a slushie, no pamphlets please.
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No. 972266 ID: 7f716e
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972266

>>972254
>>972255

"Back off buddy, I'm just getting a slurpee"
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No. 972270 ID: 7f716e
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972270

You attempt to push past the man, but he grabs your arm before you can react.

he hisses at you, "Watch yourself, traveler. It would be wise of you to treat that which you do not understand with a bit more respect."

You see a rage well up inside him, and his grab tightens. It seemed like he may strike you, but he takes control of himself and calms down.

"You are much too eager to surrender your intentions, traveler. It would be smart to watch your words in these parts, for strange creatures lurk here.
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No. 972271 ID: 7f716e
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972271

He drops something into your hand.
He lets out a disturbing laugh,
"You may wish to hold onto this, traveler. It may find itself useful during your journey."
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No. 972272 ID: 7f716e
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972272

Before you can react or ask any questions, he disappeared into a puff of smoke.
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No. 972273 ID: 7f716e
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972273

Sufficiently spooked by this encounter, you continue along the path with a brisk pace.
You don't want to be here any longer than you have to.

After a few more minutes of walking, you encounter a large chasm.
The chasm has collapsed a nearby house, splitting it in half and revealing its insides.
Inside the chasm is a strange creature. The creature does not say anything, it simply sits there smiling at you.
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No. 972280 ID: b1b4f3

>>972273
Say hi. Ask where the bridge is at.
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No. 972281 ID: 9876c4

Whose a good kitty?

But like, phrased as a rhetorical question.
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No. 972290 ID: dce46f

Ask if the creature knows the way to the nearest 7-11. Mention that someone should put in a work order to have the road repaired at some point.
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No. 972292 ID: 7f716e
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972292

>>972280
>>972290

You ask the creature if there is a bridge or something that you can use to cross this chasm.

The creature gazes to the right.
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No. 972293 ID: 7f716e
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972293

You look to your right. In the distance you see a grumpy man sitting in a chair. A red light illuminates him.
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No. 972294 ID: 7f716e
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972294

The creature whispers to you,
"Please, it is not safe...
"Stay here and play a game with me instead...
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No. 972296 ID: b1b4f3

>>972294
What kind of game?
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No. 972297 ID: 62e4df

I might. Is there a wager? If so, what?
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No. 972306 ID: dce46f

Depends on the game and the prize
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No. 972310 ID: 7f716e
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972310

>>972296
>>972297
>>972306


"I love riddles... You will tell me a riddle... If I cannot answer the riddle correctly, I will help you get across
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No. 972312 ID: 7f716e
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972312

"However, if I win, you must convince that man to come play with me
Again, the creature looks towards the right at the grumpy man.
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No. 972313 ID: 7f716e

if you want to play the riddle game, include the answer to the riddle as a spoiler text, so i can think about it overnight and see if the cat got it correct
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No. 972317 ID: b1b4f3

>>972312
I'll bite:

A kingdom scrambled, disassembled
Bodies distributed in the name of greed
There is only one winner in the end
In this place where dreams die


A casino/card table
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No. 972319 ID: dce46f

>>972317

I can't come up with my own riddle, but I second this one.
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No. 972502 ID: 7f716e
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972502

>>972317

"Hm..."
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No. 972503 ID: 7f716e
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972503

"Hmmmmm..."
The creature's smile wanes
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No. 972504 ID: 7f716e
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972504

"You think you're so smart, huh? You think you're soooo clever?"
The creature looks upset now.
"Well I don't know the answer to the riddle. Is THAT what you wanted to hear, huh?
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No. 972505 ID: 7f716e
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972505

"Whatever, just get the hell out of here"
It drops something into your hand.
"Show that man over there this card, and he'll get you across."
Again, it looks to the right.
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No. 972506 ID: 7f716e
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972506

The grumpy man is still just sitting there, being grumpy.
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No. 972507 ID: 7f716e

"The answer was "A casino", by the way", you say before you leave.
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No. 972508 ID: b1b4f3

Gottem.

>>972506
Well go over and tell him you have a bus pass, ask where he can send you with it.
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No. 972509 ID: dce46f

Go to grumpy man, ask if he knows when the bus is coming and flash the bus pass. Also ask him for directions to the 7-11.
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No. 973088 ID: 7f716e
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973088

>>972508
>>972509

"Uh..hey. You the bus driver? I just want to get to the 7-11"
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No. 973089 ID: 7f716e
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973089

"Yeah I am. Who the hell are you?
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No. 973090 ID: b1b4f3

>>973089
No one of consequence.
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No. 973096 ID: e4411c

Just a man with a bus pass and a mighty drive to acquire late night beverages.
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No. 973098 ID: 193edf

"SLURPEE MAN."
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No. 973102 ID: e4411c

>>973098
I change my vote to this
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No. 973147 ID: dbd72b

Bobby Slurps. Goer to 7-11s. So can i get to the 7-11?
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No. 973326 ID: 014f5b

>>973147
"Bob Slurpp, Here to get my slurp on, I need a ride to the 7-11"
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No. 973470 ID: df76b1

>>973326
>>973147
An indistinct mixture of these.
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No. 973569 ID: 7f716e
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973569

>>973147
>>973326
>>973470
You look at the man. You say "Uh...."
"Bobby slurpps. Frequent goer to 7-11's. I have a bus pass. Can I get a ride?"
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No. 973570 ID: 7f716e
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973570

"No you can't. Some jackass stole my bus. Like what the fuck, why would someone steal the bus, I'm the only public transit available for miles. People rely on me to get to work, like seriously, what the hell."
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No. 973571 ID: 7f716e
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973571

"Okay whatever. Listen, kid. Since You have a bus pass and everything, and you don't look like one of them transit cultists, I'll let you borrow my official public transit bike and official public transit map, but you have to promise me that you'll report this theft to the police. I can't get up. Someone might come around waiting for the bus, and since there is no bus, they'll end up waiting forever unless I warn them. Cant allow that to happen.
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No. 973572 ID: 7f716e
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973572

"By the way, theres a sick-ass bike ramp somewhere around here. Just thought you should know."

>What now?
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No. 973574 ID: b1b4f3

Hop on the bike and go riding around to find that ramp. I think we're legally obligated to jump that chasm.

You're in the bottom left of that map, right? Sure is a long trip.
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No. 973575 ID: a4ed2e

Using that ramp is not only the right thing to do, its the only thing to do. Bike along the doom chasm and look for it!
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No. 973578 ID: 4f51b2

Pull an E.T.
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No. 973622 ID: 014f5b

>>973572
Give that man a pat on the back, he's truly dedicated to his work.
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No. 973947 ID: 7f716e
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973947

>>973622
You thank the bus driver.
He says nothing, but you can feel the "You're welcome" in his eyes.
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No. 973949 ID: 7f716e
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973949

You adventure around, going hither and thither, making a scene of yourself. Eventually you find the fabled bike ramp. You prepare yourself.
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No. 973951 ID: 7f716e
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973951

You're just about to commit yourself to this task, but...
"Uh... Excuse me? What do you think you're doing? Do I know you?"
The ramp glares at you.
"You better not be thinking about ramping off me"
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No. 973952 ID: 7e27f8

Don't stop, don't hesitate. Inform the ramp that this is an emergency jump to acquire a slurpee and that you cannot for any reason be stopped. Then get a good run up and jump that gap!
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No. 973953 ID: dba489

>>973951
ENGAGE RAMP
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No. 973954 ID: b1b4f3

>>973951
Why not
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No. 973965 ID: 094652

"How do I go that way?"
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No. 973982 ID: 014f5b

>>973951
Excuse me ma'am (or sir, it's hard to tell with ramps) But I am extremely sikk and I must get mad air.
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No. 974022 ID: df76b1

>>973982
absolutely this.
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No. 974128 ID: 7f716e
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974128

>>973953
>>973982
>>974022

"I am sorry ma'am, but this is a matter of life and death."
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No. 974131 ID: 7f716e
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974131

You step back, giving yourself some room to build up speed.

You go up the ramp, and it does it's best to stop you. However, as it is just a bike ramp, it turns it out can't do much.
"oh...OW! jeez, rude!"
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No. 974132 ID: 7f716e
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974132

Whoa, bro! That jump was pretty sick my guy!
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No. 974133 ID: 7f716e
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974133

You make it across the chasm, circumventing the PUBLIC PARK OF DOOM.
You take a moment to breathe and reflect on just how frigging cool that jump was!
You hear a low rumbling start behind you, It sounds like faint whooping and hollering and cheering, but it gets louder quickly...
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No. 974134 ID: 7f716e
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974134

In an instant, the area is full of the cheering shadow citizens of the chasms depths.

a tall shadow man says into your ear,"wow man, that was pretty fuckin' gnarly stuff you just did there. Impressive."

It strokes your face. The cheers are deafening.
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No. 974135 ID: b1b4f3

>>974134
No touching please.
Take a bow and ride off.
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No. 974153 ID: 094652

Test the road for slickness and ride off into the moonset
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No. 974154 ID: dba489

>>974134
They seem to appreciate skill in BMX, ask if they have bikes too.
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No. 974159 ID: dbd72b

"i no, rite? Gotta jet, tho. Need mah slurps!"
bike away
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No. 974165 ID: 7e27f8

Throw up the horns, shake off the fans, and start riding out of here.


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