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971193 No. 971193 ID: 55dc57

You are a Bergman, a standard-bearer of your lord's castle. Or at least you were one.
Your last regal employer was caught in some less than loyal business, and you didn't survive the lordly break-up.
Now without a job, or a roof over over your head, you assess your future employment.
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No. 971456 ID: 55dc57
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971456

You expecting a lot of things behind that door, but this was not of them...
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No. 971460 ID: 8fab7a

>>971456
Witch found you first, seems.
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No. 971461 ID: 094652

Borrow some equipment, then head in and save the blacksmiths.
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No. 971523 ID: 9876c4

Delve that crazy dungeon.
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No. 971557 ID: ae9bd9

>>971456
Lets wait a bit longer, say half an hour. This could be normal for them.
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No. 971589 ID: 55dc57
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971589

Looking into the endless staircases, you knew you had to do something. Eyeing up the finished equipment, you reckon borrowing some of the blacksmith's equipment for a rescue mission was justified. Did the witch already catch up to you, or is there something, somehow stranger afoot? Only one way to find...
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No. 971598 ID: 094652

duck
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No. 971599 ID: 8fab7a

Grab a targe - can be strapped to your arm and used with your pole, and shouldn't be too expensive either if you wreck it and the smith demands reparations.

... could also consider telling someone that the smith's place has been hexed but THAT IS FAR TOO SENSIBLE A PLAN SO FORWARD INTO MYSTERY AND ADVENTURE.
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No. 971600 ID: 55dc57
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971600

With rope as an anchor, a spear in place of your pole, and a targe, you were as you could be for the unknown.
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No. 971607 ID: b1b4f3

Alright, time to go. Step into the weird shit, see where the stairs lead you to.
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No. 971616 ID: 676b3c

Use your spear to test each step before you step on it.
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No. 971790 ID: 55dc57
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971790

>Use your spear to test each step
The spear latches onto the first flight like a magnet. You hope your boots do the same.
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No. 971791 ID: 55dc57
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971791

One small step for bergman, one giant leap for-
>duck
For what? But then you finally noticed. The all-encompassing beam of light coming towards you.
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No. 971792 ID: 9876c4

Cursed photon canards
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No. 971793 ID: 55dc57
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971793

Faster than you can say, "cursed photon canards" your body leaps towards void! Not wanting to take your chances with the mystery beam, your spear, now stuck to the staircase acts as the one thing from you dropping into the abyss.
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No. 971794 ID: b1b4f3

So I'm guessing there's no gravity in here. Better take careful steps. You could potentially jump over to another staircase, too, but you'd only want to do that if it seemed like you'd make more progress.
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No. 971816 ID: 9876c4

Brace your legs against something (?) then kickjump yourself into a better spot.
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No. 971937 ID: 55dc57
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971937

Good news is the source of the beam seems to have gone away. Bad news, so too has your only entry
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No. 971938 ID: 55dc57

Like the spear, you're able to stay on the stairs. Now do you descend or ascend along them?
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No. 971942 ID: 55dc57
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971942

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No. 971953 ID: 0fae41

The only way out is further in! Let's go down.
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No. 972696 ID: af5961

Oh no I've missed several updates!

Go in and how do you know what a photon is? I thought you were a bergman, not a wizard!
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No. 972795 ID: d186fc

>>972696
They don't. Someone just said that line right before that update.
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No. 973160 ID: 55dc57
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973160

And down you went, and with your going down a new door opens in your path
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No. 973161 ID: 55dc57
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973161

Suddenly, gravity begins to exist again and you find yourself falling towards the door.
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No. 973171 ID: df76b1

Welp, time for JAZZ HANDS.
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No. 973477 ID: e7c7d3

Grab onto the doorframe so you don't fall onto your face
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No. 974840 ID: 55dc57
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974840

>Grab onto the doorframe so you don't fall onto your face
Quick thinking! Hanging on the edge, the room you're soon to enter begins to clear. You can't shake the sensation that you're being watched. You just decide to chalk this up to paranoia.
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No. 974841 ID: 55dc57
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974841

You hope.
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No. 974842 ID: b488b1

This place is very disorienting and confusing. Ask the nice giant eye for help?
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No. 974843 ID: 99663a

Demand to know what this all is.

Poke eye if answer unsatisfactory.
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No. 976836 ID: 51e2e7
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976836

Before you can turn to face your ocular opponent, a disembodied giant hand, rough and calloused from what seems to be years of experience in some sort of work, grabs you from the shadows! What more does this witch have in store for you?
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No. 976840 ID: 12b116

Bite the finger!
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No. 976943 ID: df76b1

Tactically pee yourself in hopes that it will get you dropped.
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No. 976944 ID: 094652

Moan seductively
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No. 976959 ID: 0fae41

Cry uncle.
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No. 977121 ID: df76b1

>>976959
and let slip the dogs of woe
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No. 977564 ID: 51e2e7
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977564

>Tactically pee yourself in hopes that it will get you dropped.
These garments might be cheap, but they're still the only ones you've got. You'd rather keep them as clean as possible, at least while your soul has yet to shuffle from its mortal coil trapped by the vice-like grip.
>Moan seductively
>Cry uncle.
Speaking of that vice-like grip, your lungs and your rib-cage are currently being crushed so while that is DEFINITELY the preferable alternative, it isn't a viable one.
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No. 977566 ID: 51e2e7
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977566

>Bite the finger!
Your brothers and sisters made fun of your impressive chompers growing up, but no-one was laughing at your abnormality solving such a hyper-specific crisis now! Unhinging your jaw like a serpent you clamp down your maxilla on the titan's forefinger, deep beneath their skin.
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No. 977567 ID: 51e2e7
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977567

And it works! The giant hand lets go in a moment of piercing pain, freeing you from the deadly clutches. Now onto your new problem: where or when will you land, if there's a bottom at all?
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No. 977634 ID: e7c7d3

Good question! Since there's a giant hand, maybe you'll fall on a giant shoe?
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No. 977656 ID: 12b116

All you can do is hope for the best! and tuck and roll?
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No. 978385 ID: 51e2e7
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978385

Falling from the giant hand and out of the darkness, it is revealed the place of your capture was a cave. Hope you're ready for a bumpy ride down the cliffside!
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No. 978386 ID: d82849

How good are you at eventually landing on your feet with catlike grace?
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No. 978761 ID: 51e2e7
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978761

>How good are you at eventually landing on your feet with catlike grace?
Bad news, no. Good news, your falls seems to have been by water at the base of the cliff. Bad news again, that body of water is the beginning of a swamp
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No. 978762 ID: 51e2e7
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978762

Ignoring your newfound stench, you seek to get your bearings straight, figuring out where to go. While doing so, you can't help but notice a rumbling all throughout the swamp. With each successive tremor bigger than the last...
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No. 978763 ID: 51e2e7
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978763

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No. 978767 ID: e7c7d3

Check what crashed
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No. 978938 ID: df76b1

So this is a swamp at the bottom of a chasm at the bottom of a weapon shop? Is this the underworld, or have you traveled through someone else to end up here?
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No. 978942 ID: cef86d

Bitterly regret your lack of falling practice during your employed bergman days.
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