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968619 No. 968619 ID: 49c9bd

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No. 969741 ID: f2320a

And our shape i mean our friends shape if he can wear something that blocks light enough he would become pale except possibly his heaf
No. 970145 ID: 49c9bd
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sorry for the random week long break, had some technical difficulties. probably going to try to stream on twitch full time, or at least 30 hours a week or so... maybe use my vr headset for streams, maybe draw a bunch, what kind of content would you all like to see me do on twitch?

>you run to the back of the cabinets and find Penumbra in the darkness. you give it the unfinished note and inform it of your plan to distract Jane.

thank you creature. I will try to put my heart to paper as fast as I can, I wont think I'll just speak the truth.
No. 970146 ID: 49c9bd
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>you hop down to the counter and make greeting thrills at Jane.

oh there you are misty. What a rambunctious kitty you are, yes you are~ oh what a big boy you are... what do you want hhmmnn? Oh you big floofy chonker, what does my Misty want~?
No. 970174 ID: 517b6c

Jaaane, listen to meeee, i want you to put me between your boobieeees~~
No. 970180 ID: b1b4f3

Let's play the belly game. Roll over and expose belly but grab her with claws if she tries to rub it.
No. 970188 ID: d186fc

Well, they don't seem anorexic.
Also, is she an elf? Are elves a thing? If not, that is a very long ear.

...and fangs?

Am I the only one seeing this?
No. 970214 ID: 770781

alas, we have been questioned, and as such by the Law Feline we must always answer by indicating that we want food
No. 970219 ID: e51896

We cant ask for food, our food might be where Penumbra is at

Give licks to Jane with our sandpaper tongue
No. 970226 ID: a9af05

No, our food is in one of the lower cabinets. Penumbra is up in one of the higher cabinets away from where out food is located.
No. 970233 ID: 5877dc

"I wish to travel to Hawaii to be surrounded by a bunch of beautiful naked girls while relaxing on a lounger and sipping coconut juice."
No. 970251 ID: 9876c4

If we act cute, this creature might pick us up and cuddle us.
No. 970733 ID: 49c9bd
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indeed elves do exist, if a talking shadow can exist, surely so do elves... you get a closer look at Jane, this proves difficult as you're much better at seeing movement and distant things. How ever you affirm that Jane is not an elf. You are in fact quite familiar with the elven kind... You recall in your past life, when you were an athletic grey, you would hunt the elves for sport! oh hey they ran and ran, but never could escape... what fun~
No. 970734 ID: 49c9bd
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You also consider her sharper than average teeth... though hers are far from the pointiest you've come in contact with... two lives ago you recall having adopted a servant with much, much sharper and longer fangs. he was very nice to you if memory serves... and there was... always so much fresh meat in the house for you... And... before that...
No. 970737 ID: 49c9bd
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...before...-...in the life...-...before...-...you recall...-...there was...-...he...
No. 970738 ID: 49c9bd
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No. 970739 ID: 49c9bd
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ah yes in that life you met a friend, a very hungry friend, he taught you the secret to talking to humans. always demand food, it is the only way~

>You demand food oh the human woman despite being just recently fed. surely the food bowl could be more full!

Jane - Aaww you floofmeister.

you wiggle at her and rub your soft fur to her pale skin, the human is quick to pick you up and hold you against her chest. Purring loudly the human is completely absorbed with you and doesn't notice Penumbra slip past her and into the main hall, letter in hand.
No. 970740 ID: 7d9195

Mission accomplished. What now?

I suppose we stay like this for a while and then go check up on the ghost.
No. 970744 ID: e19a40

Once you receive your food give it one bite than demand a closed door to be opened and refuse to move after she comply.

Are you able to contact your ex servant with sharp teeth? Would be nice to visit him sometime.
No. 970757 ID: b1b4f3

It is time to knead.
No. 970758 ID: 6e6f32

Of course he was hungry.
That is an endless hunger that can only momentarily be sated by the Consumption of Souls.
Tis the roll of cats in the world, Yes? To absorb the love and affection of those around them so that they may return that energy to The Devourer upon completion of the cycle.

Oh but how much easier it would be to be able to simply open their veins and claim their soul wholesale!
Alas, perhaps we'll be a saber-tooth next life.

Though perhaps the resident aethereal being could... contribute.
When he stops being amusing, of course.
No. 970759 ID: b1b4f3

Bro, no, cats don't kill their owners.
No. 970762 ID: 6e6f32

No. 970763 ID: 36784c

Don’t kill our owners! Then we wouldn’t have anyone left to give us food!
No. 970879 ID: 9876c4

I feel the knead
No. 971397 ID: 49c9bd
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>You kneed and nuzzle Jane insisting on being fed, though she seems deaf to your desperate pleas. With your keen hearing you notice Gwen has found the note you helped Penumbra write.

Gwen - heh? whats this... hey chat a letter just slid under my door... odd, usually my room mate just barges in or shouts...

Gwen - let's see what's all this about... Ehem... hello, it is a pleasure to finally write to you, though I must confess, that I'm not sure how to approach this... what is Jane up to? ... it has always been my pleasure to co exist with you, and if truth be told I wish we continue for eons untold... eum? ... I have always watched over you and adored you, from afar, for as long as you've lived in my domain... What the hell?! ... I love you, there I've said it, I love your every fiber, I love your healthy body and beautiful charm. I will always be here with you and will always watch over you... I love you I love you I love you I love... it just goes on... Guys?! guys this is really creepy!! this is supper creepy!!

>AS you nuzzle Jane, you see Gwen panicked, stumble out of her room and into the kitchen

Gwen - is this a joke?!

Jane - eh?

Gwen - what's this!

Jane - I don't know?

Gwen - what do you mean you don't know!!

>They continue to argue for a bit... then both panic... They become, very panicked...
No. 971406 ID: 406574

Damn it Penumbra, you made it too creepy! I knew that a letter was a bad idea...
No. 971409 ID: 094652

No. 971410 ID: e19a40

To be fair there was no way this wouldn't sound creepy. It was always creepy after all.

You know what Penumbra, I think this work out as well as we could have hoped we would. We can pretty much let them rationalize this for a while.

How about you help me now? Put a some cat food in my plate so I can ignore it and open a few door so I don't have to go through them.
No. 971411 ID: 2b4ae2

Walk in with a writing tool in your mouth
No. 971412 ID: b1b4f3

That could work... the letter would certainly be less worrisome if an unusually intelligent cat wrote it out of love for its owner. We should ask Penumbra if that's what he wants though.
No. 971416 ID: 6e6f32

This will work if we also walk into the room whilst standing on hind legs...
No. 971418 ID: f2320a

Ah the classic goblin stance cats can do where they walk on hindlegs and streech out there long bodies and dangle there front limbs infront of them
No. 971471 ID: 7d9195

Well, that's exactly what I warned about.

Bringing the pen to the girls... I don't think that's a good idea. They might kill us for being a creep, and also it would work against Penumbra's efforts.

Go listen in on the girls to see what conclusions they come up with.
No. 971481 ID: 9876c4

If we're afraid of causing a little chaos, we might as well turn in our cat card now.
No. 971497 ID: 17bcce

Meow into the microphone, Our bewitching voice must be heard by the world.
No. 971622 ID: 49c9bd
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>You trot over to the frightened girls with a pen in your mouth, but they don't seem to take notice of you, least of all assume that you wrote the eerie note... how ever when you hop onto Gwens desk, and show the stream that you have the Pen, they are quick to conclude that you wrote the note and immediately fall in love with you!!
No. 971623 ID: 49c9bd
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You decide to repay their admiration with the song of your people, how ever since they are so far away, you need to sing extra loud to make sure they hear you... and for what its worth, the chat loves every second~
No. 971624 ID: e51896


Oh wait, we're not chat. We're cat.
Ah well, im sure chat will clip it, and then it will go viral im sure, then Gwen will get more viewers. Yay.
Hopefully when Gwen come back, chat will show a replay of our silly shenanigans and calm her down

Oh, i think we should find Penumbra. He probably isnt too happy the letter didnt work and needs our moral support
No. 971632 ID: b1b4f3

Push buttons on the keyboard.
No. 971634 ID: dce46f

Paw at the microphone so it spins on its swivel! What fun!
No. 971636 ID: 6e6f32

Curl around microphone. Purr loudly.
No. 971645 ID: 9aa12d

Be cute, be adorable, and most of all, be so irresistible that they forfeit all mortal possessions to you
No. 971646 ID: 4286b4

We should show our butt on the stream.
No. 971660 ID: f7cdf8

not unless they donate bits, LOTS OF BITS, MONEY FOR CATNIP
No. 971666 ID: 9ea12c

Type like that one cat that plays the electric piano.
No. 971684 ID: f2320a

Yes but what should we type?
No. 971777 ID: 9ea12c

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh something about Penumbra? Foreshadowing?
No. 971782 ID: 278f7f

we know ultimately we have to walk over that glowing pad then perch there until removed
No. 971785 ID: 6e6f32

Type "Ghost Friend"
Anything more complex will surely end in failure.
No. 971789 ID: 9876c4

Clearly, communicating with humans is a lost cause, and we should type something to amuse other felines.
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