An irrepressible rascal.

>You're name is Thomas Page.

>>961290
And you're a painter.

A pastry loving/making cat, perhaps?

Mister Lister the Sister Fister

You are deaf

You have a girlfriend who is in her hometown, far away.

You are a handyman. You fix small house things, electrical and mecanical.

>>961285
Howard Smith.

You're a retail clerk. You're cool under pressure and you've dealt with a lot of bullshit.

ex-Cuban intelligence service.

By day you are a plumber. But by night, you spend the hour between midnight and 1AM planning and then executing low-key pranks on people.

Todd Howard, Director of Bethesda Game Studios

Jessica Chobot, former game reviewer

>>961333
Fuck it, I can't say no to this

Your name is bruce, you Deliver food and moonlight as a pornstar. No one can know your secret otherwise you will never escape their endless quoting of awful porn dialogue.

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>>961302

You clench and relaxed your hands. YOUR hands. 100% stock.

These girls are powerful. They make it happen.

YOU make it happen. Every

gosh

darn

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day.

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You snap on your gloves.

The past two weeks have changed everything. It has never been worse than this.

but today…

you are going to get a smile out of every last person in this house.

A WORTHY GOAL

You are not Marcie. She died in the woods.
Who better to start with than yourself!

>>961423
Yay! Marcie! Let’s start with your aunt!

Start by tripping down the stairs.

>>961427
this is a great idea!

You're never fully dressed without a smile.

Remove panties and hide them somewhere.

Make shaky muffins and make sure you shake while you give them out.

Make everybody in the house their favorite pastry.

>>961423
To the kitchen! Bidding "good morning!" to everyone you meet!

Be the best guest, impress and suggest with your baked goods!

It is Time to Bake A Sweet

Try to ignore that one person who thinks that clothing is optional while indoors.

>>961423
Hey what do you think of that weird Chuck guy?

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>>961448

Jack? The cat with the funny ears? You don't know him too well, but it's nice to see a new face in town.

You head to the kitchen were Auntie Penny is stirring up a kettle of potato soup. It smells delicious!

Penny: "Mornin' Marcie Pie."

You: "Morning Auntie! How's the soup?"

Penny: "Swell. Listen hon there's a little bit of a situation and I don't think you're gonna like it."

Penny: "The house is all out of flour. I heard the train come by real early this morning and I figure it dropped off your normal shipment."

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You lose one SMILE POINT. You have 9 SP remaining.

Oh no. How do we regain smiley points?

We gotta get that flour, for bakings.

Maybe there's some kind of bicycle or skateboard around.
Go ask Sally, she knows all about town bicycles.

>>961541

Quick, tell a joke! We gotta regain those horse points! Er I mean Smile Points!

Well we gotta get that fucking flour now don't we. Otherwise we'd have to make things that are... gluten-free.

Consider meat based dishes instead. Like bacon.

Flour is mostly finely-ground starch. See if you can find another starch that you can grind on.

Surely an experienced baker knows at least a couple flourless recipes? A meringue?

>>961555
>>961561
There's a thought.

Marcie, remember that limitation breeds creativity! You have the skills to make something out of nothing,and if you aren't even sure where to start, just remember you don't have to start cooking right away.

I'm sure everyone would crack a smile if you wore a funny costume for the day. (Or if you decided today was a nudist day, altho I don't think you'd go this far with your endeavors)

>>961561
That’s not a bad idea! You and your auntie can help each other out too!

How safe is it to go outside and get it?

Marcie failed. Let's switch to someone else. Perhaps Angela would be good at this making people smile thing.

How's your potato supply? You could make potato flour, and if you still have eggs and milk, you could make something pretty nice with that.

>>963325
That takes at least a whole day and we need the goods now.

Is this quest still active?

>>969682
Yes.

I didn't notice I was once again late to the party (again).

I say, let's improvise.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.
Except there is no lemons to make lemonade. So you make something else instead, like orange juice. If there is any.
What a pity, to die (inside) by an unflexible mindset!
Or psychically by eldritch creatures, now that does sound more thrilling! But extremely painful.

>>961541
Consider other people around the place that would be more suited to fetch that flour