.

Make scrambled eggs and ham.

Sit on it to hatch it.

see if you can't find someone to tell you what kind of egg it is.

Definitely sit on it to hatch it. Now we are a family.

>>952325
Try to hatch it.

>>952325
Let’s hatch it!

Put it in a jug of booze and set it to rotate. Tough love starts early! This baby will be immune to poison, hangovers, and disorientation by the time it hatches.

Throw it in a Happy Wheels challenge and continue suicide runs until you get enough steps to hatch it. Then hump it repeatedly.

Take it to an Egg Whisperer.

Lick d'egg

Ejaculate on it, Rub the goblin hair growth cream on it, and pour a Purified Succubi Milk over it.

Swipe left

Quest of Life mackback319 2019/12/30(Mon)11:20 No. 952373 ID: 676927
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>Make scrambled eggs and ham.
Sounds good but the egg cannot be destroyed from the outside.
>see if you can't find someone to tell you what kind of egg it is.
>Take it to an Egg Whisperer.
Seems nobody's around..
>Put it in a jug of booze and set it to rotate. Tough love starts early! This baby will be immune to poison, hangovers, and disorientation by the time it hatches.
The egg is now a bit less sturdy.
>Throw it in a Happy Wheels challenge and continue suicide runs until you get enough steps to hatch it. Then hump it repeatedly.
This agitates the egg.
>Lick d'egg
Tastes like booze.
>Ejaculate on it, Rub the goblin hair growth cream on it, and pour a Purified Succubi Milk over it.
The egg now has a sweet but milky hairdo.
>Swipe left
You super-like it by mistake.
>Sit on it to hatch it.
>Definitely sit on it to hatch it. Now we are a family.
>Try to hatch it.
>Let’s hatch it!
The egg starts racking, and a bright green... thing shows between the cracks.

Lick d'crack

Help it break out of the shell.

Quest of Life mackback319 2019/12/30(Mon)12:34 No. 952378 ID: 676927
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>Lick d'crack
Tastes like feathers.
>Help it break out of the shell.
You manage to expand the crack, and you see an orange saurian eye surrounded by altering dark green/dark yellow-green feathers.

Paint a seal around the crack to prevent the demon from entering this world.

Get some bugs ready to feed the hungry baby

Plant a pinwheel with a spiral in front of the eye such that there is a constantly-rotating hypnotic swirl. While we are on cartoon shenanigans, see if you can rig up an animation of someone walking back-and-forth off of a cliff without falling. No child of ours will be subject to gravity's whims!

Quest of Life mackback319 2019/12/30(Mon)12:55 No. 952382 ID: 676927
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>Paint a seal around the crack to prevent the demon from entering this world.
The seal absorbs into the egg. Nothing will prevent its' coming.
>Get some bugs ready to feed the hungry baby
A container of flies is placed near the egg.
>Plant a pinwheel with a spiral in front of the eye such that there is a constantly-rotating hypnotic swirl. While we are on cartoon shenanigans, see if you can rig up an animation of someone walking back-and-forth off of a cliff without falling. No child of ours will be subject to gravity's whims!
The baby shoots a laser from its' eye, destroying the pinwheel(and a comically large chunk of your hair) right when you place it.

Throw the egg as far away as you can.

>>952382
Love the egg and shelter the poor babu until it hatches

Quest of Life mackback319 2019/12/30(Mon)14:00 No. 952389 ID: 676927
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>Throw the egg as far away as you can.
The egg is far too heavy to chuck.
>Love the egg and shelter the poor babu until it hatches
The egg cracks farther than before, making the top of the egg looser than before.

>>952389
Assist in hatching and removing any loose pieces

Put a cage around it.

Maybe we can take the top off now?

Remove the part of the shell with the glorious hairdo

>>952389
Continue loving the baby!

Draw a pentagram in desecrated angel's blood, place the egg in the center, and perform a satanic ritual to imbue it with unholy power.

The sacrifice shall be goats. Many goats.

Tie a bow around the pile of ash and add a note saying "From Santa".

>>952389
Wrap it up in a warm blanket.

It is clear what we must do, Lick D'egg

>>952596 Wouldn't that risk sucking eggs?