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950753 No. 950753 ID: c540e0

Potentially NSFW, we'll see.
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No. 950754 ID: c540e0
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950754

You reinstall the app and open it for the first time in a long time.
What do?
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No. 950756 ID: 3ce8ff

swipe down
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No. 950776 ID: 094652

Swipe left until furry
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No. 950779 ID: 9876c4

Do it anyway.
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No. 950780 ID: b1b4f3

...look for hot chicks in your area?
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No. 950794 ID: c540e0
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950794

>>950756
You try it, nothing happens
>>950780
>>950776
You literally swipe left once, close enough to a furry as you'll ever see.
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No. 950795 ID: 094652

UNCANNY VALLEY
Swipe left until furry level is in the range [20-30%]V[60-70%] (100% would be an actual non-sapient)
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No. 950796 ID: 42f89a

If it's as close as we can then right all the way baby
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No. 950818 ID: 9876c4

Find a GOTH, like god intended
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No. 950835 ID: cbeaea

PSA:
You have total control of what to do with the app but you cannot control which profiles come up.
>>950818
A goth or a furry may come up at some point but you cannot guarantee or anticipate the swipe outcome
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No. 950836 ID: cbeaea
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950836

>>950796
>>950818
You swipe right multiple times, no goths and no furries.
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No. 950839 ID: ba3f1d

>>950836
Pass on this one, swipe left
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No. 950840 ID: bb78f2

I can guarantee you that woman there is a catfish or a bot
Swipe left
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No. 950842 ID: 9876c4

I like this one. Match.
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No. 950915 ID: 867391

swipe left until you find someone whose photo is so egregious that your sanity forces you to stop. you're looking for a person, not a bot.
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No. 950962 ID: cbeaea
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950962

You swipe left on Ella and continue to swipe left.
>>950915
>>950840
>>950839
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No. 950963 ID: dd0c06

Swipe up
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No. 950964 ID: c37d5e

Swipe up for that bad boi
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No. 950972 ID: 9876c4

Ugh, starfuckers.

Rejected.
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No. 951173 ID: 094652

Gotta sweep left.
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No. 951345 ID: cbeaea
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951345

>>950963
>>950964
You super liked: Yodling, you have no super likes left for today
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No. 951346 ID: cbeaea
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951346

Still no matches huh?
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No. 951358 ID: 094652

Check the internet for a discussion board, see if there are instructions for tweaking the search parameters.
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No. 951368 ID: 9876c4

Horrible taste in music, and a prodigious ass.

Par for the course, might as well match.
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No. 951549 ID: cbeaea
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951549

>>951368
You swipe right
>>951358
You can access search parameters by tapping the profile icon and then the settings icon
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No. 951550 ID: 8b660e

>>951549
Not terrible actually, right.
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No. 951553 ID: b8c096

Well above average parameters, swipe right.
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No. 951684 ID: e51896

Looks neat...

swipe right
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No. 951712 ID: d004e0

Screenshot, crop to just the photo and drop it into a reverse image search to check if it was ripped from elsewhere.
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No. 951978 ID: 9ac7e9
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951978

>>951712
You do this, she's legit.
>>951550
>>951553
>>951684
You swipe right.

For some reason, you still aren't getting any matches.
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No. 951984 ID: 6c227a

Check what's in your own profile. Did you leave up something terrible back when you uninstalled?
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No. 951988 ID: b1b4f3

Update your own profile.
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No. 951989 ID: 094652

Are you a sentient phone?
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No. 952081 ID: c540e0

>>951989
I'm your conscience... oooh
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No. 952097 ID: 2893c5

Looks like you have messages though.
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No. 952306 ID: c540e0
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952306

>>951984
>>951988
Yeah, your profile is blank, that might explain things.
You need a bio and profile photos
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No. 952307 ID: c540e0

>>952097
Looks like it, we'll check them once we've sorted this profile mess
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No. 952746 ID: 5d926d

Could be worth reviewing what went wrong here, any feedback?
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No. 966085 ID: 2c5e09
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966085

>>952306
Profile photo.

Bio: "Looking for a treasure."

Then check your messages.
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No. 966103 ID: e51896

find a picture of a literal catfish online, and use that as your profile pic.


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