Star Glitter 2010/10/25(Mon)16:57 No. 248071 ID: a4b4e3
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My name is Star Glitter...

Star Glitter 2010/10/25(Mon)16:58 No. 248072 ID: a4b4e3
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...and I have always wanted to go to the moon.

Star Glitter 2010/10/25(Mon)17:06 No. 248074 ID: a4b4e3
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As an Earth Pony, I can't use magic to get there, even if someone knew how to do that, so I've been working on building a rocket that can take me there. I still need FINS, FUEL, and something to STEER the rocket with... But I don't know what I can do for any of this. I can go to TOWN to try to find something to make the fins out of or something to steer with, or go to the WIZARDING COLLEGE to talk to them about fuel.

Oh, and at some point, I'll need to acquire a SPACE HELMET...

You're a pony. Ponies don't go to the moon. Because they can't.

Let's go to town and look for a space helmet!

WIZARDING COLLEGE!

>>248074

Since you are an Earth Pony, you have any specific reasons to go to the moon except for curiosity?

Also, we should check town first. There is always things going on in town!

>>248074
Look, you're an Earth Pony. That means that the only way you're getting to the moon is through blood sacrifice. Your first task has to be to capture a few victims to use to capture the attention of the daemons beneath, so that they will offer their dark might to you in your invasion of the lunar surface.

>>248074
The moon, eh? That's quite the aspiration, there.

Well, it sounds like you'd be able to potentially accomplish more things in the TOWN, so I'd go there first.

go to town. might find a space helmet there.

Before anything else, you're going to need Science. You can't get to the moon without Science, everybody knows that!

Maybe this wizarding college has Science.

We're gonna need a whale, too.
Whales have fins and oil, you see.

contact robot unicorn
???
SOLUTIONS!

>>248074
Wizarding collage! Surely they have solutions to your problems.

Magic will solve all your problems.

Star Glitter 2010/10/25(Mon)18:37 No. 248142 ID: a4b4e3
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Alright. I head to the TOWN.

I might be able to find a whale at the MARINA, or there are a variety of places around town that I could find supplies at, like the PET STORE.

>>248142
If you've never done a blood sacrifice before, it might be wise to go to the pet store and get something small for practice, like a kitten or puppy. Botching the real thing would be really embarrassing, after all!

>>248142
Lets go looking for the whale at the marina.

>>248142
Whaaaaaaaale.

What is every pony saying? Go find your friend! Tell 'em we're making a ROCKET! And it's gonna be SUPER FUN! to fly in!

Star Glitter 2010/10/25(Mon)19:16 No. 248173 ID: a4b4e3
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Okay... I go down to the Marina and I think I can see a whale or... something down there, but I can't get it's attention from up here...

How am I going to get a whale's attention?

>>248173
Uhhhhh.

Throw Push something heavy in the water!

Imitate a Whale Song!
"Waaaaooooooooohhh, aaaaahahhhhh? Waaaaaahhhaaaaoooo!"

Dance!

>>248183
Forget >>248182, this is the best idea!

>>248173
do some whale mating calls.

Star Glitter 2010/10/25(Mon)20:49 No. 248217 ID: a4b4e3
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Okay, I can do this, I can talk to whales, I've been practicing talking to animals for when I talk to aliens one day.

"BAWOOOOOOOOOOOO... WOOOOOOOOOO... KEEEEWAAAAAOOOOWWWW...."

Star Glitter 2010/10/25(Mon)20:49 No. 248219 ID: a4b4e3
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"BAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

HOLY SPARKLES!

>>248219
Oh jeez.

Um.

Ask for oil and fins!

>>248219
Greet whale, you called it, no sense being rude.

Star Glitter 2010/10/25(Mon)21:38 No. 248241 ID: a4b4e3
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Okay... Um... Here goes...

"BWAWOOOOOO... HOOOO... BAWOOOOOOO..."
(Could I borrow some fins and some oil for a rocket? I'm trying to go to the moon!)

"BWOOOOO...
(I'm sorry, but I cannot fulfill your request, as I am rather attached to my fins and the method for extracting oil is better left unsaid, as well as useless as it would not propel your spacefaring device. Such a source would need to be magical in nature to reach the moon, but it would be far more practical to simply use some sort of portal or teleportation. As an earth pony, this endeavor is likely beyond your reach.)

>>248241
"Buh-wha?"

>>248241
harpoon that bitch in the face.

>>248241
Oh SPARKLING son of a puppy. It is ON.

You know what you need, Star Glitter? The mechanical expertise of a certain earth pony known as Heart Fixer. THE MOON IS IN REACH.

Go find her!

>teleportation

You need to recruit a unicorn.
Earth ponies' special ability is that they are born leaders - GO ASSERT YOURSELF YOUNG LADY.

>>248251
I agree, Dawn Puff! What kind of Glitterless whale thinks he can tell us what not to do? Ok, Star Glitter, We are gonna get to the moon! MAGIC AND SCIENCE COMBINED!

First: Go tell all your friend you're gonna need a LOT of help.
Second, go find Fixer Heart.
Third, magic and lots of it. Find a Pony that knows her stuff, or better yet, LEARN. We're gonna touch the sky, Star!

Ask him where to find a portal, or who might be able to make a teleporter.

Forget about the moon and fight pony oppression via establishing the pony democracy!

You're going to need to learn to make magical constructor nanites and program them first to make more of them, and then to build you a magical space dreadnought. You just have to watch out and not have them replicate endlessly and create a pony-world-wide grey goo scenario. Then, with your space dreadnought, you can try to figure out a way to get farther than just your moon, and go visit other worlds and other moons.

>>248252

>Earth ponies' special ability is that they are born leaders
>Implying earth ponies have special abilities

X3c

Well Okay. This method was a bust. Well lets start with the EASY Stuff first.

Something to steer the ship with? Well if you could get your hands on a SEASHIP you could easily salvage a lot of the required parts from that.

Ask our Whale friend here if he'd seen any abandoned vessels, even one which ran ashore would be fine for our purposes.

>>248475
And yes I know 'Wooden parts for a spaceship!? It'll burn up on the way up!'

Well our entire SHIP is made out of wood presently. So shush. For all we know space doesn't work like that here. It's MAGIC.

Plug his blowhole with something, he's clearly lying to you to keep his fins and oil to himself. Tricksy, greedy whales.

>>248467
that would actualy explain why the mayor in ponyvile was a earth pony.

>>248485
I like this idea

Star Glitter 2010/10/28(Thu)18:35 No. 249489 ID: a4b4e3
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I'm not going to attack him! Why would I hurt him? I mean... Sure, his words are a little mean but it's nothing I haven't heard before...

I ask him if there are any ships or ship supplies that I can use, and he tells me that I might find a shipwreck I can salvage things from down at the PIRATE COVE, or I might try asking the SHIPMISTRESS if she has any spare parts.

>>249489
Let's ask the SHIPMISTRESS! Maybe she'll send us on a fetch quest :D

>>249489
mistress ahoy~

The Pirate Cove sounds like ADVENTURE, onwards!

>>249489
>Nothing I haven't heard before
It's called a system of abuse, Star Glitter. VIVA LA RESISTANCE!

However, for the moment, let's go to that Seamistress. The tools of the oppressors shall be our own!

Star Glitter 2010/10/31(Sun)22:39 No. 250934 ID: a4b4e3
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Alright. I bid the whale adieu and head over to the Shipmistress's house where... Hmm. She must be asleep.

How could she be asleep when the sky is so beautiful tonight? Maybe she's just out of her house. Perhaps you can find her at the PIRATE COVE?

Alternatively, go home to your BASEMENT COMPUTER and WHINE ABOUT MOVIE TRIVIA on your favorite NERD FORUM.

WAIT. Go HOME, and grab SMARTPHONE. Then you can do BOTH!

Star Glitter 2010/11/01(Mon)15:05 No. 251157 ID: a4b4e3
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>>250941
Well, it makes sense, though most ponies I know don't appreciate the night sky like I do. She COULD be at the PIRATE COVE, it's definitely a possibility, but do I really want to go there?

Either way, if I do want to go to the PIRATE COVE I'll have to either... well... borrow a boat that we're supposed to get the SHIPMISTRESS'S permission for in the first place or try to get the help of that whale or something...

>>251157
back to the whale. ask it for a ride

Why don't we check around the back of the house, just to see what's there?

Peer inside the house.

I think we're getting a little ahead of ourselves. We'll want to get an expert to check out our rocket, or we might get the wrong parts. Rocketry is very precise! One miscalculation, and you could end up on the other side of the planet.

Star Glitter 2010/11/02(Tue)12:15 No. 251510 ID: a4b4e3
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I can't see anything inside...

Star Glitter 2010/11/02(Tue)12:16 No. 251512 ID: a4b4e3
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...And there's nothing behind the house either.

This is going nowhere fast, and there's only a few hours left until sunrise...

>>251512
Guess we'll just have to borrow a boat!

Get crackin', kid. Maybe leave a note if you can.

Ask the whale for a ride.

Ask the whale for a boat! No, just take a boat. If you can't wait one more day then your only recourse is to resort to petty thievery!

Does something bad happen at dawn? We can wait.

Star Glitter 2010/11/09(Tue)20:03 No. 254622 ID: a4b4e3
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Okay. I draw my cutie mark in the sand, that's a good enough note, right? Anyways, I borrow one of the boats and take it to sea...

Star Glitter 2010/11/09(Tue)20:04 No. 254623 ID: a4b4e3
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I get about halfway there before the water starts getting kinda rough. I think I can get the rest of the way there but this could get kinda dangerous...

Only pussies get scared of things. You will never get to space with fear in your heart.

if you get scared of a little bit of waves you will never get to the moon!

actually yes, that should do..

wait no not the sand the ground draw it on the- you know what nevermind just go.

>>254623
dont be a chicken, you can handle it.

>>254624
>>254625
>>254632

Don't listen to these guys. Being prepared is important for an interplanetary space pony; you can't just hope that it won't be too dangerous. You have to be prepared! Lash yourself to the main mast and then go into the rough waters.

Star Glitter 2010/11/09(Tue)21:16 No. 254694 ID: a4b4e3
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>>254679
Lash myself to the mast? Naw, the others are right, besides, that'd be a ton of work. I'd need at least another pony to help me tie the knots.

Besides, who was ever scared of a little water?

Star Glitter 2010/11/09(Tue)21:16 No. 254696 ID: a4b4e3
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*CRASH!*

OH SPARKLES!

>>254696

If that was water then you live in a dangerous world! Something fell and broke your mast. Find out what it is, but mostly fold the sail up so you can fix it and it doesn't float away!

>>254696
What is that?

See what broke! Salvage what you can!

Star Glitter 2010/11/10(Wed)14:54 No. 254924 ID: a4b4e3
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"Oh... Uh... H-Hi?"

That uh... That's not water...

>>254925

Ask the thing it's name, tell it it doesn't have to be shy! You'll be its' friend!

>>254925
Aww. It looks so sad.

>>254925
Dodge incoming tentacle attack. Look cute and tell it you're vewwy sowwy for boating over its water.

Star Glitter 2010/11/10(Wed)19:58 No. 255051 ID: a4b4e3
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"Uh... I'm uh... Star Glitter... What's your naaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

It's an alien! They're trying to keep you from getting into space! Aggress mightily.

SWIM
BREATH
AVOID TENTACLES

grow a horn out of pure willpower.

.... if that fails call for the seaponies.

Quick! Remember your astronaut training sessions in the pool for walking on the moon!

>>255053
SHOO BE DOO!
SHOO SHOO BE DO, DAMN YOU! SAY IT!

(SHOO-BE-DO, SHOOP SHOOP BE DO) Call upon the sea ponies, when you're in distress! Helpful-as-can-be-ponies, simply signal SOS!

> Call upon the sea ponies

FUCK NO.

YOU KNOW WHAT SEAPONIES DO WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING? THAT'S RIGHT. THEY DRAG YOUR CORPSE DOWN INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN FOR YOU TO DROWN. THEN THEY LAY EGGS IN YOUR CARCASS WHILE THEY GIGGLE AND SHOOBIE DOO WHOOP. THAT'S HOW SEAPONIES ARE BORN.

THEY'RE DESPICABLE LITTLE DAEMONS DWELLING IN THE DEPTHS. NEVER, EVER CALL UPON THEM. MAKE THEM SUFFER AND RETURN TO HELL WHERE THEY FIRST SPAWNED.

Grab ahold of some plank or somesuch. You know how to walk in zero-G, right? Use that.

Call upon the Sea Ponies when you're in distress. Helpful as can be ponies, simply signal S.O.S.
If you find you're cast adrift and haven't got an oar, count upon the Sea Ponies, they'll see you to shore.

SHOO BEE DOO, SHOO SHOO BEE DOO!

>>255053
Call upon your whale friend! Large whales are the natural predators of giant squids!

OM NOM NOM ;3

And don't feel too bad about it. A squid that size probably has the intelligence of a small yap-dog if it's lucky.

Surface and start crying.

Star Glitter 2010/11/11(Thu)11:56 No. 255260 ID: a4b4e3
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(Cutscene)
"SHOO BEE DOO! SHOO SHOO BEE DOO!"

Oh boy...

Suggestion 2010/11/11(Thu)13:33 No. 255297 ID: a4b4e3
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CALL UPON THE SEA PONIES, WHEN YOU'RE IN DISTRESS! HELPFUL AS CAN BE PONIES, SIMPLY SIGNAL S-O-S!

well, at least they don't look THAT bad.

Hold your face in your hooves.

>>255297
You now have to listen to the song. Such is the price for rescue.

Star Glitter 2010/11/11(Thu)13:38 No. 255303 ID: a4b4e3
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"IF YOU FIND YOU'RE CAST ADRIFT, AND HAVEN'T GOT AN OAR... (OAR!) CALL UPON THE SEA PONIES, THEY'LL SEE YOU TO SHORE!"

SHOO BEE DOO! SHOO SHOO BE DOO!

Squid: Consume delicious sea ponies.

Ask the sea ponies to take you to Pirate Cove! No point going back the way you came; you'll just be out a boat.

>>225317
A stolen boat, if I remember correctly.

See, this is why you don't get impatient when you don't have a time limit. Remember that, or you'll never make it to the moon.

>>255303

Fondly regard crustacean.

Calmly wait for the Sea Ponies to end their schtick while trying to retain your sanity, then ask them to take you to Pirate Cove.

Star Glitter 2011/01/17(Mon)08:08 No. 272263 ID: 9cb4b3
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>>255403
>>255433
I can't WAIT! It's way late, and these jerks could have easily gotten me to shore already but they're SINGING instead!

Sweet sparkles, this song just goes on and on!

>>255317

"ARE YOU SINKING FAST? HAD SOME NASTY SHOCKS?"

"JUST GET ME TO SHORE! THE PIRATE'S COVE SIDE OF THE SHORE!"

"FEELING LIKE ALL HOPE IS GONE, AND WASHED UP ON THE ROCKS! WASHED UP ON THE ROCKS!"

Wait, was that last part a threat? What the hay?

SHOO BE DOO! SHOO SHOO BE DOO!

>>272263
interrupt them then, just ask to go to Pirate Cove. If that stops their singing, apologize, so they don't just pop your bubble or something because you "hurt their feelings" or whatnot

No use being polite if they're dicks. Yell until your little pony lungs give out. That aught to get their attention.

>>272266
addition: Complain until they comply. If they're already taking you that way, you'll just have to bear with it and take it like a stallion

>>272268
>You'll just have to bear with it and take it like a stallion
>take it like a stallion

No.

In b4 they explode. You totally know it's gonna happen.

>>272263
Wait! Their language is song! You need to sing your wishes to them!

Please take me to the Pirate's Cove, on the o-ther shore~
If you do this boon for me, it's you I will a-dore~

>>272284
Of course! its so obvious now. You have to join the song and dance number to have an effect on it.

I presume this is some sort of interspecies diplomacy thing. They want to make sure you remember it was the sea ponies who saved you.

Tell them you're grateful to them, but in a hurry. That might work.

Star Glitter 2011/01/17(Mon)12:38 No. 272299 ID: 9cb4b3
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>>272266
>>272267
I'M TRYING TO INTERRUPT THEM! IT'S NOT WORKING! I'M YELLING AS LOUD AS I CAN!

>>272268
Excuse me!?

>>272275
I really hope they don't explode!

>>272284
>>272287
Oh no.

Oh no no no.

Oh goodness.

I think you guys are right.

Okay... Deep breath... I'm uh, not the best singer in the world but uh... here goes...

Star Glitter 2011/01/17(Mon)12:41 No. 272300 ID: 9cb4b3
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Okay... Here goes...

"PlEaSe TaKe Me To ThE pIrAtE's CoVe, oN tHe O-tHeR sHoRe...
If.. Uh.. If yOu Do ThIs BoOn FoR mE, iT's YoU I WiLl A-dOrE tIlDe..."

They stop singing as soon as I start, and promise me they'll get me there as soon as possible if I promise to never sing again.

Star Glitter 2011/01/17(Mon)12:42 No. 272301 ID: 9cb4b3
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They also tell me I'm not supposed to say "tilde."

Anyways... uh... It looks like I'm there.

>>272301

Go up to Binky and say hi! It's important to befriend all shocker crabs.

>>272301
So you're the one pony in all of Ponytown who can't sing? That's... pretty stigmatizing I'd imagine.

Get up on shore. Inspect cave and crab.

Trapper!/KLERUSqLU 2011/01/17(Mon)13:46 No. 272319 ID: 225a8f
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>>272301
Maybe you just sung the wrong song > .>
Next time we should try Underwater Friends or Murmaider.

Now ask the Crab "Sup Foo" then explore this cave.

Say hello to not-binky. Maybe he won't snap at you.

Star Glitter 2011/01/17(Mon)14:36 No. 272329 ID: 9cb4b3
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>>272310
Not every pony can sing! Singing is a skill! And does my cutie mark have something music related on it? No! So don't expect me to sing good!

>Inspect the crab

It's a white crab. I've never seen one like it before.

>Say hello to the crab.

"Uh... Hi?"

"'Ello, poppet."

>>272329
Freak out for a few seconds, then suddenly go serious face and ask the strange, talking white crab for its name.

>>272329
Holy manure - a talking crab! With an accent!

Um, ask him his name? Maybe what he's doing here, and if there's any treasure?

Star Glitter 2011/01/17(Mon)15:28 No. 272344 ID: 9cb4b3
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>>272329
"Uh... Who're you?"

"Oi'm Bonkay, Bonkay Joonyah, Oi'm standin' guard ovah dis cave entrance. An' yew are?"

"Oh. Uh. Star Glitter. I'm a pony."

"Ah ken see dat."

"So uh... Why are you here? Is there treasure around?"

"Oi'm standin' guard ovah dis 'ere entrance, and yeah, we gots plenny o' trezzyah, we wouldn' be good pirates if we dinnint, would we? Wha's it to ya though? You's best be off if you haven' got dealin' with us."

>>272344
Pirates, eh? Are they all crabs, or just him?
Be confident - you're ten times this guy's size.

Identify yourself as a pirate queen and demand to see their booty.

>>272344
Beg and plead with the crab if they can spare some rudders and a steering wheel and a space helmet and if they would be so kind as to give you a quick ride back over to the other shore when you get all three things so that you don't have to listen to the Sea Ponies sing again.

>>272344
Tell him you are looking for parts to build a ship to go to a land no one has ever been to before, and that you also may need a bit of money to purchase parts you cannot salvage. Offer him a tenth of all the treasure you find in this new land.

Star Glitter 2011/01/30(Sun)10:25 No. 276446 ID: 9cb4b3
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>>272350
How would I know?

>>272432
"Oh yeah? Well if you're a pirate, then I'm a Pirate Princess!"

The little crab just looks at me for a moment and then says "Yew silleh poneh! Poirates don't got princesses, poirates got ADMIRALS!"

"Oh. Well. I'm an Admiral then."

"No, yew ain't."

"We'll agree to disagree."

"No. We won't. Now quit callin' yerself an admiral before I give ye a pinch."

>>272710
"Well uh, do you guys have a shipwheel and maybe some rudders I can borrow?"

"Mebeh. Prolly got a few down in SHIPWRECK CAVE but ah wudn' take nothin' without me fatha's pamission."

"What about a space helmet?"

"A what?"

"Nevermind..."

>>274654
I'm not going to just bum him for cash! Besides, a tenth is a lot to keep track of, and if I start promising stuff like that now what'll happen when they don't like moonrocks and stuff as payment? That's silly!

>>276446
Do it the walstreet pirate way.
Say you need inbestment in your enterprise and give proof of the workings of your idea.
Then ask them if there's anything there that they may want.

Just go on in. Say you need a look around before you join. Insist that you are going to become a pirate and completely ignore any statement saying that you should leave and/or aren't going to be a pirate.

Lets go ask his father's permission then, we can claim that we're wanting to claim the moon in the name of their glorious pirate leader!

...The hell?

>>276460
Yes, go ask for permission.

>>276460
Ask for help, but don't make any offers until we know if he is willing or not.

Is Space Pony quest dead?

Star Glitter 2011/02/28(Mon)11:03 No. 285075 ID: 6b2b68
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Okay then! I go inside and uh... Whoa! This guy is huge!

"Oy, Pony, dis 'ere is me fatha. 'E's ADMIRAL BONKY SEENYAH."

"Arr... Wot's da meanin' o' dis, Joonyah?"

"'Ey pops, dis 'ere pony wants to head down to SHIPWRECK CAVE, should we let 'er through?"

"Arr... we would, but dere's just one problem, boy..."

"Eh? Wot's dat?"

"Ponies make excellent...

Star Glitter 2011/02/28(Mon)11:04 No. 285076 ID: 6b2b68
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...SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVES!!!

AIMED KICK TO THE EYES. SHOOT AND MOVE!

Also steal everything you can because that's what the Soviets and Yanks did and they ended up in space and on the moon and shit.

Flip it over and hit its weak spot for massive damage.

>>285076
"There's one problem with that.
You're pirates. Pirates hate slavers."

>>285076
RIP AND TEAR

>>285083
Ready yourself for battle
Ask him what need he has for slaves

>>285076
He's a crab ... just jump on his hat and say you have no time for this.
You can still stroll away from him if you need to.

Now now I think this Crab needs to be informed that Ponies make TERRIBLE slaves. They're easily distracted, not all that smart, not really strong enough to be any sort of workhorse.. since you know they're ponies, not horses. A Unicorn -maybe- if it had the right kind of magic...but naw.

Oh and they don't have hands. Seriously who wants a slave without hands or at least a pincher or two?

What you sir should be looking for is some sort of monkey creature hairless or other wise. Baby dragons also work in a pinch but just make sure it's an orphan.. their mothers can be kind of trouble to deal with given the whole 'eat you in one bite' aspect.

Did this die again?

Yes, it did. Now stop necroing it, you stupid fuck.

Star Glitter 2011/03/21(Mon)12:25 No. 289817 ID: 5f09c0
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>KICK THE PIRATE
Yeah! I'm not going to be some stupid crab's slave, that's for darn sure! I think it's time for a STAR-SHINE KICK!

Star Glitter 2011/03/21(Mon)12:27 No. 289819 ID: 5f09c0
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"STAR..."

"Arr, whotchoo be thinkin' yer doin', lass?"

"SHINE..."

"Er... Pony?"

Star Glitter 2011/03/21(Mon)12:28 No. 289820 ID: 5f09c0
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"KI-oof!"

Star Glitter 2011/03/21(Mon)12:40 No. 289823 ID: 5f09c0
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I... ow... my... my head hurts...

"Wake up, little pony..."

Ow... who..?

"Open your eyes, little pony. Let me see those pretty little eyes of yours..."

I... I don't like this voice! And my vision is all blurry, I can barely make out anything!

stay squinting and keep pretending to be knocked out.

>>289823
Told ya to stay out of his reach.

>>289823
Focus eyes
Check for legs
Pray to the Sisters that they're still there

>>289823
open eyes

I see your eyes are open.

don't wear a disguise

Star Glitter 2011/04/04(Mon)17:47 No. 293927 ID: 6b2b68
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I can see my legs, my legs are just fine...

But this... there's a weird lady in front of me and... Oh goodness...

"That's a good pony... My, what pretty little eyes you have... What's your name, little pony?"

"S-Star Glitter..."

"Well, you're my little pony now... The crabs demanded quite a sum but I think you'll be worth every gold piece..."

Oh sparkles...

ask what she wants with you. and try to stand up.

>>293927
Complement her on her halftone smoke.

>>293927
Tell her that you'd appreciate it not to die or to lose your eyes for some brew so you'll be doing everything she wants.

>>293927
She is touching you between your legs. Say it is not appropriate to touch somebody between the legs without consent.

>>248070
Don't look deep into her eyes, and pray she doesn't do any evil dances.

>>293927
Danger Pony Robinson: You run the risk of becoming a twinkle eyed pony, and this is not good.

Trapper!/KLERUSqLU 2011/04/07(Thu)06:55 No. 294688 ID: 1d5e75
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>>294543
DAMNIT you beat me to it > .> i knew i should have posted that song yesterday

>>293927
>"Well, you're my little pony now... The crabs demanded quite a sum but I think you'll be worth every gold piece..."
>"Well, you're my little pony now
>my little pony

I see what you did there.


ask what she wants of you, and obey her... until opportunity strikes!

>>294748
You may wish to ask what today's adventure will be.

Star Glitter 2011/06/11(Sat)13:57 No. 311993 ID: 9cb4b3
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>>293935
I can stand up just fine...

"What do you... What do you want with me?"

"I need your help, my little pony... You see, my eyes are old, and next to useless... but your eyes are young and beautiful... I need you to help me find Cindy-Lou Sea-Derple, who has the most beautiful eyes of all... And when we're through... I'LL have the most beautiful eyes of all!"


W-Well, she's not doing any evil dances but... I don't like the sound of any of this!

Ask her what she actually wants you to do and make a decision based on that.

>>311993
She's some sort of witch woman, right? Ask her if she has enough magic to get you to the moon.

Sea Derple? Cindy Lou? Good grief. This is probably going to result in more singing. The bad news is that ponies do make excellent slaves. The good news is that since slavery is wrong, said witch woman just gave those crabs a bunch of gold for property they didn't even own. She should be mad at them, not you. In fact this is really good news, considering that instead of having a monstrous crab to fight that can dash you against the rocks (again), you have a half blind spindly looking witch who basically trusts that you'll obey her every command. I say run with it, don't try to escape yet (as she'll just try harder to stop you) and see if you can warn Cindy Lou before the witch copiessteals her eyes.

Star Glitter 2011/06/16(Thu)12:46 No. 313883 ID: 9cb4b3
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"If... If I do this for you, can you get me to the moon?"

"No. Why in the world would I do that? You are my slave now, I would have no use for you on the moon."

"What... What exactly do you want me to do?"

"Find Cindy-Lou Sea-Derple, bring her here. Now if you don't have any more questions I suggest you leave before I take your eyes instead."

YES MISS!
then run away and never return.

>>313885
This. Ask her where the city is and stuff and then just totally don't go do that.

Star Glitter 2012/03/13(Tue)15:18 No. 392496 ID: 9cb4b3
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"Well uh, Okay! I'll totally go do that. Go do that right now. I'll go straight there and not do anything between me being here and going there and doing the thing. Where is the exit?"

You're facing it already. Oh, and little pony, just so you know... I've taken the liberty of giving you a waterbreathing charm for your trip. Should you stray from your path at all you'll find that it will have left you."

"Ah."

"Hundreds of feet below sea level.

"Yes, you said that alr-"

"Without air."

...Sparkles.

Well nothing else to do but go along with it, at least as far as where you go. You'll need to find a way out of this situation along the way. It doesn't sound like she'll actually know what you do or say down there.

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/25(Mon)17:15 No. 248087 ID: bf1e7e
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I like to do my best to help out around the town, often by taking care of the baby ponies. It isn't bad, the baby ponies are cute and it makes me happy to help them.

Tonight, though, there appears to be a problem. I am in the nursery in pony town, putting the baby ponies to bed so that they can get some sleep and be full of energy for playing tomorrow. But Baby Cloud Dancer doesn't seem to be able to sleep, and she is sobbing loudly.

Smack her in the nose to establish dominance. If you don't train them early, they'll never learn.

Little crying ponies get a hoof in their mouth.

The key is to horse-kick her in the head. That should knock her out.

Alternatively, ask whats the matter.

jegus x-ing, what is with this horse-slaying suggestions?

we must do some horse whispering and find out what ails the tiny-pony-pidgey-thingie in order to order it around properly.

>>248087
You look a bit annoyed. This sort of thing happen often, or...?

>>248087
She's probably crying because of how her sibling 'disappeared' recently. I recommend quieting her down with a soft promise that if she doesn't shut up, she'll be the next one to go.

Is she old enough to talk? If so, ask her what's wrong. If not, gently lift and cradle her with your telekinetic pony magic.

No hitting children! Lets try to calm her down. Maybe some sort of treat, reassuring words? Ask her what's wrong too of course.

Wow. Nice auto ponychan in here.

Sage-ing because not quest relevant.

Another +1 to solving this problem with the judicious application of blunt force trauma.

Give the kid some milk if you have any.

>>248087
Ask what's wrong.

Stick something in her mouth. That doll or the sugar cubes over there should do.

>>248122
Realistically this is probably not a bad idea.

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/25(Mon)18:57 No. 248163 ID: bf1e7e
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>Hit Baby Cloud Dancer

What?! That is unthinkable! I'd never hit a Baby Cloud Dancer, or any other baby pony, just because they were upset. That would be terrible!

>>248093

What sibling? You mean Cloud Dancer? Cloud Dancer goes flying off all the time, this isn't anything unusual.

>>248094

I don't have any 'telemewhatsits' powers, I'm a unicorn, not a wizard. If I wish hard enough I can wink or conjure marshmallows, though.

>>248122

I conjure a marshmallow in her mouth with my unicorn magic. She stops bawling loudly as she chews on it.

I nudge her up into the bed and ask her what is wrong.

>We pwaying in mushwoom fowest earlier ... and -sniff- and we came back ... and ... can't find handkuwchef.

Aww, the poor thing. It sounds like she lost her handkerchief at the MUSHROOM FOREST.

>>248163
Well, I guess it's pretty clear what you have to do now!

You just have to make sure Cloud Dancer doesn't do something stupid while you're out looking for a handkerchief.

TO MUSHROOM FOREST! FOR GLORY AND HEROICS! Ask her what the lost cloth looks like first though. Just to be sure. And promise her you'll go take a look for it but only if she stays here and snoozes away.

>>248163
Pff, handkerchief. She'd best get over it.

>>248163
Well then, take her along as you search for her hanky.

>>248171
Yeah, if she knows how to fly she might be able to look from the air.

>>248163
ADVENTURE TIME. TO THE FOREST!

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/25(Mon)20:42 No. 248214 ID: bf1e7e
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>>248171
>>248187

I'm not bringing Baby Cloud Dancer with me, it's her bedtime!

>>248167

I already know what her handkerchief looks like, it has her cutie mark on it.

I tuck her into bed, and promise that I'll go look for her Handkerchief, but she needs to stay here and sleep.

>-sniff- th ... thanks Stwabewwy

Is there anything I should do in PONYTOWN before I head to the MUSHROOM FOREST?

>>248214
go to town and meet up with cloud dancer if it's the same pony town.

>>248214
Get all your friends for magic adventure, then go to forest.

Purple Honey Tart is right again! Go see your friends, Strawberry Fluff! Tell them that you're going out and that someone should keep an eye on the baby ponies and anyone who wants a nighttime adventure - Wooo! - should come with us!

What happens when Baby Cloud Dancer grows up?

You should try to find Regular Cloud Dancer so she can help you look for the binky.

Suggestion 2010/10/25(Mon)22:27 No. 248280 ID: 067e60
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Also arm yourself with guns and possibly katanas. Who knows what type of dangers and/or assassin ponies are out there...

>>248276
But wait: what if this is a prequel?

Hold it hold it. No need for crazy cross overs this early. Look. We know our friends are all over the freaking place, underground, some in different towns and so forth. We ain't got time to hunt them all down! We'll get out chances to pose as a team -later-

Really:Just go to the forest. Find the Hankey. I mean it's a place where children play how dangerous can it be?

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/26(Tue)15:36 No. 248566 ID: bf1e7e
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>>248280

I don't know what any of these are.

>>248221

That sounds like a good idea. It is her baby's handkerchief, after all.

I head over to Cloud Dancer's house, but a quick peek in the window tells me that she isn't home. She's probably off flying about somewhere. So irresponsible...

I think everyone else is in bed, and I don't really think that I need to wake them up. The Mushroom Forest is pretty safe, and it isn't that far away.

>>248566
well then. onward to the forest

>>248566
Get ye to the forest!

>>248566
FOREST HO!

Who's the dad?

Head off to the forest.

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/26(Tue)18:41 No. 248650 ID: bf1e7e
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>>248621

Dad?

>>248569
>>248592
>>248611
>>248626

I head out of town and off to the mushroom forest.

It's a very quiet place without all the ponies playing here.

>>248650
a dad, you know how baby are made. Right?

>>248653
Now, now Snow Breeze! Proper young ponies shouldn't talk about such things. So Strawberry Fluff, can you remember where that poor baby pony's Hoofkerchief went to?

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/26(Tue)19:03 No. 248672 ID: bf1e7e
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>>248653

Of course I do. I -was- there when Baby Cloud Dancer was born.

>>248666

I certainly don't, I wasn't even here today.

well then, let's just look around, should turn up sometime.

Maybe you can see further if you take the high road! Get up on top of the mushrooms and start jumping from cap to cap!

>>248672
So what happens if you eat these shrooms? does it make ponies get high?

I agree with Braided Island! Just carefully look under every stalk and cap!

Coconut Glory! I'm ashamed of you! We should be looking for a foal's Hoofkerchief. So we had best make this search quick!

You should look atop the mushrooms for the handkerchief as the little flyer probably left it somewhere high!

>>248672
How do ponies reproduce, anyway? Like regular horses?

>>248705

We don't talk about that in polite compony.

Well she can fly so it's going to be a bit of a nuisance checking everything. It could be atop or behind anything 'round here!

Well at least we can teleport, make sure to glance behind the few stalks you pass, maybe Wink atop one of the taller ones for a quick overhead-look around.

Also:Ponies are made by MAGIC they need no vulgar reproduction acts!

>>248705
They wish for a baby and it comes out of a magic mirror.

stop for a while and listen.

im thinking that maybe her friend is actualy lost in the woods, also looking for said hankerchief like the little good foal she is.

>>248714
this is now cannon.

Blue Sun Crumble, it is 'Stay a while, and listen', hehe. Not that I play those nasty violent video games or anything, I'm a good pony.

Is there anyone around you could ask if theyve seen it?

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/28(Thu)16:33 No. 249451 ID: bf1e7e
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>>248676

Why would ponies eat mushrooms?

>>248705

When we stand in front of the magic mirror and make a wish, we get a baby. We tried to stop Cloud Dancer from doing it, but she did it anyway.

>>248737

What friend?

author aside: the mirror thing was already canon

>>248855

Not at night.

>>248675
>>248712

Checking the high road is probably a good idea, Baby Cloud Dancer is a pegasus pony and she likes to fly.

>I wish ... I wish ... I wish ...

Well easy enough. Wiggle your way up a bit more. Make sure you have a solid footing and take a look around.

If you don't spot it, teleport to one of the nearby taller Mushrooms after another wishing spell. Look around some more.... and depending on what we see we'll decide where we go next from there.

>>249451
>I wish ... I wish ... I wish ...

Hold on a sec. Do I hear someone or something pining and whining up there? We ought to investigate. Someone's obviously out late; maybe they've seen the thing.

>>249464
I think that's how she's levitating herself up to the mushrooms.

also ==>

why wouldnt you eat mushrooms?

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/28(Thu)17:39 No. 249467 ID: bf1e7e
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>>249464

That was me wishing. I have to focus really hard to wink. Some unicorn ponies are really good at it, but it takes a lot of concentration for me.

>>249466

Why would we eat mushrooms when we could eat fruit and cake?

It looks like I've reached the canopy of the Mushroom Forest

>>249467
Would that happen to be the handkerchief in question over there?

>>249467
The hanky is up ahead! go grab it!

>>249467
Man you have to be missing out on some nutrients, girl. You need some protein in that diet. Spaghetti, steak, potatoes, bread and stuff.

Yum could go for some spaghetti and meatballs right now. Wish for a plate. Also wish you can find that darn hankey easier.

Certainly looks like it. Keep an eye out though.. somethings fishy here.

Glance down the sides of the mushrooms as you make you way to the hanky. Slow and steady here. Be careful and stuff! If all goes well we'll yoink it and take off.

>>249470
oh snap its a wish come true. Damn woman, you got wishing skills so good that you would be an excellent helper for Pinocchio.

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/28(Thu)17:54 No. 249479 ID: bf1e7e
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>>249468

It looks like it is!

>>249471

I can't just wish for whatever I want! The only things I can do with my wishing are winking and creating marshmallows, like I said before.

>>249470
>>249473

I make my way slowly and carefully towards the handkerchief. Wouldn't want to fall.

Wait, what's that?!

>>249479
Looks like some kinda shadowy black bird thing going straight for that handkerchief there.

Do something! Something like charging straight at it without thinking about what will ensue thereafter!

Gah! It's going for the Hanky! There's no way we can rush over there quick enough to stop it.. and concentrating on magic would take even longer...

Yell at it! Loudly! Maybe we can startle it "HEY GET AWAY FROM THAT!" or something similar.

>>249467

hey you never know you might like mushrooms too

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/28(Thu)18:29 No. 249487 ID: bf1e7e
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>>249480
>>249481

I try to shout out to spook the bird.

It looks like it's leaving, but it grabbed the Handkerchief on its way!

art error, repostan

>>249487
CHASE THE BIRD!

>>249487
Offer some marshmallows in exchange for the handkerchief.

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/28(Thu)19:04 No. 249494 ID: bf1e7e
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I bound across the mushroom caps as fast as I can, but I can't keep up with the bird!

It soon leaves the mushroom forest and flies off toward Spire Mountain.

swear on your horn that you will not give up, AFTER IT!

>>249494
well you already made it this far for a fucking handkerchief may as well go up the mountain.

ADVENTURE!

Uhh... what do you -know- about Spire mountain? Is it full of nasty mean monsters and other dark things?

you dont have any responsibilities to take care of right?

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/28(Thu)20:06 No. 249513 ID: bf1e7e
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>>249508

Well, I tend to look after the Baby Ponies but they usually stay out of trouble. Nobody makes me do it or anything though, I just like to.

>>249507

I don't really know anything about Spire Mountain. I know that there are old stories about it, but I don't really know what they are.

I see nothing wrong with this plan. Danger is fun!

>>249451
pardon me, i have no ranks in MLP lore
>>249513
what do you know of spire mountain, and what do you think stole the tissue?

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/28(Thu)20:45 No. 249533 ID: bf1e7e
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>>249528

Well, it looked like it was a giant bird that stole the handkerchief. I guess maybe the giant bird lives he-

Huh!?

==>

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/28(Thu)20:46 No. 249534 ID: bf1e7e
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>>249533

>==>

ow!

Oh no are you okay Strawberry Fluff?? :o

>>249534

I have a sneaking suspicion that this may be a trap. CAREFULLY extract yourself if you can; once you're out, it may be prudent to hide in the rocks and see if your would-be captor shows up.

>>249534
Oh no, now everyone can see your butt!

>>249534
Oh dear Strawberry what have you done now?

>>249534
this is quite a pickle you are in.

if you cant jump out of this one, maybe bare hand digging could do

unless you can conjure too many strawberries and walk on top of them.

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/29(Fri)15:18 No. 249816 ID: bf1e7e
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>>249551

I'm sure I'll be fine. It was mostly just surprising.

>>249567

I can't conjure strawberries you silly person.

>>249556

I set about trying to climb out of the hole, but I can barely get my hooves and chin up over the lip so it's not easy.

>>249816
Strawberry Fluff, you silly filly, just close your eyes and wish yourself out of the hole. After all, you -are- a Unicorn.

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/29(Fri)16:10 No. 249844 ID: bf1e7e
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>>249833

That sounds like a good plan.

>I wish ... I wish ... I wish ...

JUMP TO YOUR RIGHT!!

>>249844
Incoming net.

>>249844
in a shown of skill and dexterity, wish the net to return to its owner

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/29(Fri)17:26 No. 249871 ID: bf1e7e
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>>249845
>>249846

I throw myself to the right, narrowly evading the incoming net!

What is going on?

>>249868

I can't do that!

>>249871
leg it! theres someone out for you and he will try something stupid again!

>>249871
Looks like someone's trying to capture you.

>>249871
RUN! RUN UP THE MOUNTAIN!

I think we should run away and get someone else to help too. Safety in numbers and all that.

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/29(Fri)18:55 No. 249912 ID: bf1e7e
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I stand up and run! Whatever is going on here I need to hurry and get somewhere sa-

==>

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/29(Fri)18:56 No. 249913 ID: bf1e7e
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>>249912

>==>

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

it's a harpy!

Okay. This is a bit of a fix we;re in now. No way we can concentrate on winking. struggling to free ourselves will lead to a painful fall.....

Yeah... we're going to have to let it take us where it want's I think..just makes sure to yell for help! somepony might hear!

Wish for a jetpack!

WISH FOR A JETPACK!

>>249913
Shoot marshmallows at its face!

>>249922
Secret unicorn attack: Choke On Marhsmallows!

wait i think you are safe. a harpy would not need supterfuge to catch horses, they are its natural prey.

try talking to it. ask for help related to the traps.