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209703 No. 209703 ID: 4f6e37

>Wiki Page: http://quest.lv/wiki/Eivr
>Thread 1: http://quest.lv/kusaba/questarch/res/129133.html
>Thread 2: http://quest.lv/kusaba/questarch/res/150286.html
>Thread 3: http://quest.lv/kusaba/questarch/res/162527.html
>Thread 4 Part I: http://quest.lv/kusaba/questarch/res/188322.html
>Thread 4 Part II: http://quest.lv/kusaba/questarch/res/196970.html

Diometricus Phrale Eregiorium is flying at the wall really fast oh spirits
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No. 209706 ID: 8ce2bf

TURN THE WALL INTO MARSHMALLOWS
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No. 209708 ID: 701a19

>>209703
Greater summon a pillow!
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No. 209709 ID: dad664
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209709

DO A BARREL ROLL!
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No. 209711 ID: a594b9

Well stop flying at the wall then.

Or summon up a fluffy cushion to keep from hitting the wall hard.
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No. 209714 ID: e67080

Don't forget that shielding rune next time you have to wake Jai up!
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No. 209715 ID: 4f6e37
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209715

Dio summons a large, fluffy pillow and collides with it with a soft whumph.
Heh. That wasn't so bad.
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No. 209716 ID: 4f6e37
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209716

Dahlia is flung directly at him.
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No. 209717 ID: 701a19

>>209716
Summon a large, fluffy pillow.
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No. 209718 ID: 8ce2bf

>>209716
Turn your clothes into pillows.
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No. 209719 ID: 4ae7b5

>>209716
Oh don't worry that's just like throwing another pillow at you, round, soft and oh so inviting...
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No. 209720 ID: a594b9

>>209716
Summon another fluffy pillow to catch Dahlia! And perhaps get out of the way.

...though she'll probably do something similar anyway.
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No. 209721 ID: 40cb26

>>209716
PILLOWS
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No. 209722 ID: e67080

army of pillows!
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No. 209723 ID: 701a19

>>209722
No, just the two~
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No. 209732 ID: 4f6e37
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209732

Dio tries to summon another pillow but Dahlia slams into him, helmet-first. The air's knocked out of his lungs and they both collapse to the ground in a heap.
"Well, this isn't so bad, is it?" says Dahlia, trying to get up.
"Auugh," says Dio, trying to breathe.

"Inadequate," says their current instructor, Madame Cuire, as she strides over to them. She's a Thaumauturge/Illusionist Archmage, specializing in the education of defensive techniques. She looms above them. "The correct maneuver is summoning of cover immediately after the attack is launched, then a rapid unbalancing counterattack through the weaponization of said cover. One-two. Your defenses must be dynamic or you open yourself up to predictability." She leans in. "Illusionists cannot ever afford predictability."
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No. 209735 ID: 701a19

>>209732
"Err... if that's what we're supposed to do then won't they expect it?"
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No. 209736 ID: 8bdb6a

Try to counter with some sarcastic quip, but find yourself unable to due to lack of breath in your lungs.
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No. 209740 ID: e3f578

Then throw the pillow at her. Immediate weaponization, just like she asked.
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No. 209744 ID: 733ee8
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209744

>>209740
This instructor is a little too intimidating for that.

"Uh, if that's what we're supposed to do, then won't they expect it?" asks Dio.
"You may expect a shark to bite you in half," says Cuire. "This does not mean you can stop it. And this technique will always better than simply planting static cover in place and hiding behind it, should you master it. Dynamism ensures survival."

She extends a hand to help them up. "Now would you wish to run it again or shall I dismiss you two to lunch?"
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No. 209746 ID: c2c011

>>209744
Again motherfucker. We're gonna master this shit.
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No. 209751 ID: e67080

Again Dio! you can do it lad.
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No. 209753 ID: 701a19

>>209744
Tell Dahlia "I'm up for either. How about you?"
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No. 209754 ID: 8bdb6a

Again!
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No. 209759 ID: 6922af

>>209744
Unless you two are feeling ravenous right about now, run that one back and give it another shot.
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No. 209760 ID: 40cb26

>>209744
>This instructor is a little too intimidating for that.
Screw that, answer her question with a pillow assault.
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No. 209865 ID: 4f6e37
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209865

"I'm up for it," says Dio, grabbing Cuire's hand. "How 'bout you?" he asks Dahlia.
"Hell yeah," says Dahlia, hopping to her feet. "Let's master this shit."

They pull back into defensive positions and Cuire readies another attack.
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No. 209867 ID: 4f6e37
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209867

This lessson is all part of Dio's training to become a Master of Illusions. He and Dahlia have been going between several different tutors as they learn new skills, and since they're both in the same Arena Group, and due to the major favors the Arcanopolis still owes them from their Alienations, they usually train together.

Dio already feels the rudiments of his third consciousness arising through practice and repetition. He can, at the moment, only assign it to glamors, lesser or greater, but he's training hard to do better.
He's also learned several new spells:
{{Choose two out of three new spells for Dio}}

Invisibility, which he finally managed to learn from Dahlia. Its effects are self-evident.

Summon Nightmare, which lets Dio reach into the murky depths of his subconsious and bring his nightmares out into the world, in physical, malevolent form. If he knows more about his opponent, and if he knows what they fear, he can pull out theirs instead.

Mind Parasite, which lets Dio drop into a foe's mind as an observer. He can see what they're thinking, find out secrets, learn their greatest wishes and deepest dreads. It is extremely difficult to do, however, even moreso when the target is an unwilling combatant. Dio would first need to find a way to force himself in, perhaps with mind jolt, and even then he has to deal with their mental defenses and the fragility of his physical body, left outside the mind. It's much easier if a subject is willing, and with it Dio can hop across the dreamscape and communicate or converse with people in their sleep.
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No. 209869 ID: c2c011

>>209867
Summon nightmare and mind parasite. That should be interesting.
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No. 209870 ID: 8e7d2a

Invisibility and Mind Parasite. Information is vastly more useful than power.
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No. 209871 ID: e3f578

Invisibility and Mind Parasite
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No. 209873 ID: 6922af

>>209867
Sounds like Summon Nightmare and Mind Parasite could be a powerful combination. Still, Mind Parasite has some major downsides. I suppose if Dio summoned a creature to protect him while he used it that would eliminate some of the difficulty in protecting his fleshy meat-sack.

Being invisible is always a grand usage, but before I vote I need to know; would Dio be able to apply the invisibility to other objects (like glamors) and people?
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No. 209876 ID: 4f6e37

>>209873
Yep. He cannot cast or touch someone while invisible, though, so he needs to uncloak and re-cloak real quick.
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No. 209877 ID: e3ff7f

nightmare and parasite.
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No. 209888 ID: 6922af

>>209876
Thanks, Brom.

That makes me a bit conflicted though. Invisibility could be incredibly useful in escaping or stealthy approaches. If it could be overcome due to other senses (smell, hearing) though that might be a problem. And since Dio can't cast while invisible that limits possible attack combos with anything but glamors. Hmm.

Might as well go with my first instinct then. I'm going with Summon Nightmare and Mind Parasite. I'll be happy either way the votes go though since all of these moves sound good.
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No. 209892 ID: edc204

Oh boy, the one day I get a computer Eivr updates!

Summon Nightmare and Mind Parasite
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No. 209894 ID: 701a19

>>209876
He needs to learn how to do that from Dahlia.

Invisibility + Mind Parasite
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No. 209895 ID: 34470e

>>209870
>>209871
DEMOCRACY
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No. 209905 ID: e3f578

>>209895
What? This ID's always been Dirtbag. I just typed it the exact same way as that guy.
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No. 209907 ID: 8e7d2a

>>209895
What? This ID's always been Dirtbag. I just typed it the exact same way as that guy.
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No. 209908 ID: a594b9

>>209867
Mind Parasite and Summon Nightmare.

We can kindof slap together a halfassed Invis with glamors and so we can reserve that for the third mind slot. Turning launched projectiles invisible is pretty awesome but... well, we're doing okay right now as far as stealth is concerned and the other two abilities are much more unique.
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No. 209909 ID: 34470e
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209909

>>209905
>>209907
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No. 209929 ID: 4f6e37
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209929

Dio has learned Mind Parasite and Summon Nightmare.

It wasn't an easy thing, going into his own mind and taming his own nightmares, and for a time he was at war with his own subconscious, waking up in the middle of the night, trembing and coated in sweat. Now, though, he can look into the face of his murky, nebulous fearful mind, and stand unafraid. Command them, even. He doesn't get nightmares, not anymore.

He thinks they're afraid of him.

Other things in his life have changed, too. He's been relocated to a suite, now, isntead of a crummy dorm room. It's spacious compared to his old broom closet and still manages to remain an air of classiness despite being in the paws of a teenager. It's a double, so he shares it with a roommate. Who was it, again..?
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No. 209930 ID: 8c0848

>>209929
Dahlia?~
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No. 209932 ID: e3f578

>>209929
Everett, for the gay roommate lulz
Actually Jai is a pretty cool BROom-mate for a lady
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No. 209936 ID: 40cb26

>>209930
If that is possible at all GOD YES. You know she could have the strings pulled.
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No. 209937 ID: a594b9

How about Jai for maximum awkwardness and awesome bro times? Nah.

Pyramus for maximum double dateness and awesome bro times!
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No. 209943 ID: 690511

>>209929
I'd go with some new character, not yet introduced. It's always good to make more contacts and friends, and as Dio is aware of this and feeling optimistic- thanks to everything in his life being awesome- he'd have been willing to chance someone he doesn't know.
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No. 209944 ID: 4f6e37

>>209943
A random roommate is an option. Did I say that? I should have said that.
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No. 209946 ID: e3f578

changin' vote to RANDOM
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No. 209947 ID: 17d661

>>209929
Random roommate.
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No. 209950 ID: 701a19

>>209930
Dahlia.
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No. 209951 ID: 6922af

Let's change it up and meet someone new. Random!
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No. 209952 ID: e31d52

>>209944
RANDOM NEW GUY OR GIRL
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No. 209954 ID: dad664
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209954

"What's this about a roommate now?"
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No. 209957 ID: e3ff7f

yes, random.
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No. 209961 ID: 0b2a05

Someone male, Everett, Pyramus, or someone else.
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No. 209973 ID: 8bdb6a

Random.
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No. 209974 ID: 8ce2bf

Random male.
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No. 209975 ID: e67080

random tomboy female
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No. 209982 ID: 45be60

random girly-man
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No. 209983 ID: e31d52

>>209975
YES
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No. 209984 ID: 4f6e37
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209984

Ah yes. His roommate.

This is Random Sterro, ironically chosen as Dio's random roommate. He might have a first name that isn't Random, but Dio has never heard anyone, even faculty, address him by anything else.
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No. 209985 ID: 4f6e37
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209985

Random is, to be perfectly honest, a giant nerd. He doesn't drink. He's tall and rail-thin. Every Wednesday night he goes on lengthy raids with his guild in some MMO Dio doesn't really play, and every Friday he goes to a giant cross-campus LAN Party. His handle is BustanNuts.
He almost immediately asserted himself among Dio's circle, and promptly got Dio and all his friends into tabletop RPGs, of which he is an avid player and GM. He designs devious labyrinths filled with insane combat encounters that everyone miraculously manages to escape with hit points in the single digits.
He frequently practices with a large, blocky bass guitar "my brother got me", with more enthusiasm than actual talent. He turns the amp up so loud the room shakes and plunks out grooves that threaten to knock things over.
It's possible he'd be a target for abuse or bullying by some at the University, but he also happens to be one of the most terrifying Thaumaturges on campus. He specializes in the Abyssal "because it's badass", and due to this and clever micromanagement of his divine resources and spells he often fills any arena he's in with Hellfire. Dio's never seen an abyssal spell of his backfire. He resides in the Battlemage Suites, just like Dio now does. He isn't in Dio's Arena Group, so they don't practice together, but they're fast becoming friends regardless, despite any room Random's in quickly turning into a garbage dump.

It's been two weeks since the party, and the subsequent night on the beach.
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No. 209989 ID: 8ce2bf

>>209985
Invite Random out for a party on the beach. He can handle the bonfire!
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No. 209992 ID: 40cb26

>>209985
LOL Random. I think I like this guy.

You know what? You should work with him to make the tabletop gaming even better with illusions. When you're in a dungeon BAM the whole room you guys are sitting in looks like one.
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No. 209994 ID: 701a19

>>209992
Sounds like a plan.

Now, when you've got this lesson down you should go to lunch. Practice invisibility while you eat.
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No. 209997 ID: e973f4

>>209992
Oho! That is actually pretty cool I think. :V
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No. 209998 ID: 40cb26

>>209997
I'd almost say just illusion up the whole scenario, but imagination is still important ya know? And besides it wouldn't work as well unless the GM was doing it.

...Dio must eventually GM. Yes, he must.
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No. 210001 ID: 5a2e05

>>209985
Nerd? Check.
Bass? Check.
Hellfire? Check.

This is the best asspull of a character ever. Also yeah, Dio needs to totally GM at some point. Tabletop would be better with illusions, and just imagine the LARPing! Though I wonder what they'd play. Would it be an all-fighter party because they're all mages in real life?
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No. 210013 ID: 8bdb6a

I also think Dio should branch into GMing. He'd be great at it. Maybe TOO great. Like, maybe that counts as cheating.

Still haven't heard from Gryphona?
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No. 210014 ID: e3f578

Illusionists must make the best GMs. Players hardly have to imagine what's going on. The illusionist is displaying it right in front of you.
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No. 210023 ID: 4f6e37
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210023

>>210013
Not yet, no.

Dio and Dahlia finish up in the arena and head for the showers in their respective ready rooms. Dio's still not too sure about that block-slam move, but he'll figure it out, hopefully in time for his first Field Exam.

He thinks on asking Random to maybe try taking a turn at GMing. The guy runs a tight campaign, and he obviously enjoys being in control, but Dio has a few ideas. It'll be a good opportunity to get to know Random more. At first Dio was sort of wary of this moderately hyperactive new guy, but he's been warming up to him, despite his quirks. He sees a possible friend in Random, if he works at it a little.

He washes away the sting from all the hits he's taken in the arena. He's feeling pretty good about everything, all told.

"Iiiif I could lay a dictionary
out before the birds,
aaaaand teach them all the melodies
and all the flowery words,
Thoooose little feathered bastards
wouldn't sing near enough true,
to let you know just how much darling
That I care for

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No. 210024 ID: 4f6e37
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210024

"Bravo, Dio," says a disrobed Dahlia, stepping into visibility behind him.
"YooooOOAARGHdammit Dahlia," says Dio, leaping a foot into the air.
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No. 210026 ID: 701a19

>>210024
Grab her ass and ask her if she wants to get dirty before getting clean.
This will let you know if it's an illusion or if she's really here.
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No. 210028 ID: db1d0e

>>210026
laugh and make this like a funny thing so if she says no it isn't awkward.
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No. 210032 ID: a594b9

Naked body of your girlfriend, you must touch it.

Not something as... FORWARD as grabbing her ass or anything. But, y'know. Physical affection is good. She might just be interested in a shower, though you might want to imply it turning into something more.

Ask her if there's anything she wanted to talk about. Also, offer to wash her back.
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No. 210037 ID: f95872

>>210026
>ask her if she wants to get dirty before getting clean
This so cheesy...
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No. 210039 ID: 40cb26

>>210024
That's worth at minimum a nice wet slap on the ass. If she does it again, it's going in.
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No. 210050 ID: a6e87d

>>210024
push nozle up
redirect water onto dhalia
water gives her away (water htting figure)

she gets wet

sexy time?
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No. 210055 ID: a594b9

Wait

Where's the amulet? You cannot get her pregnant. THAT IS NOT ALLOWED.
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No. 210059 ID: 4f6e37
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210059

"Invisibility with a Greater Glamour on the side to head for my showers while I followd you back," says Dahlia, walking over to him, her every step a feast for Dio's eyes. "I would have tapped you on the shoulder or something but I love watching you walk away in those arena pants."
Dio laughs and touches her, his hands running along her back and ending up resting on her rear. He gives it a good wet squeeze, eliciting a giggling gasp, and pulls her in close. She purrs and wraps her arms around his neck, rubbing her thighs against his. Her skin's warm against his. "So what was wrong with your shower?" he asks.
"The girls' room is pink," says Dahlia, shifting her weight. "I like blue better."
"It's a nice color," says Dio. "So, uh, since you're here, want to get a little dirty before we get clean?"
"That is so cheesy," laughs Dahlia. "Maybe I'm just going to throw on a towel or something and leave."
"Really?"
"Hell no," says Dahlia, drawing him into a kiss. She breaks away after a few seconds. "Where's your protection thingy?"
"Lying with my clothes right outside," says Dio. "We're in range."
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No. 210060 ID: 4f6e37
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210060

Dahlia just smiles in reply and walks over to the wall opposite him, making sure to shake her can invitingly as she does so. She bends down and braces herself against the wall.
She squeaks and trembles and bites her lip to keep from giving them away as he slips inside, and pushes up against the wall, her fingers splayed out, letting him deeper in.

And so we come to what is currently the best part of Dio's life, and what's stressing him out the most, besides an imminent phone call from a former slave.
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No. 210062 ID: 4f6e37
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210062

Dio isn't sure what exactly he expected from Dahlia after he came home. Perhaps to find out she wasn't what she had seemed, that she was putting up some sort of front as she so often does in the Arena.
But they've been together now for a couple of weeks, and it's the same Dahlia. The same curved body and the same tantalizingly swaying hips, the same quirky movies and the same baggy robe, the same scratchy voice with the same easy humor, the same gazing eye above the same soft smile. Oh, and she likes doggy style too. So yeah.

Jai is her roommate, and she and Pyramus are more often than not out, ah, sparring, so Dio usually heads over to Dahlia's rooms a few times a day. It's usually under the pretense of just hanging out or studying, and several times that's all, but more often than not one of them stretches in just the right way, or they look a second too long into each others' eye, and then, well...
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No. 210063 ID: 4f6e37
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210063

They're careful not to spend TOO much time exclusively in each others' company, leaving many areas intentionally unexplored and agreeing that too much physicality too early on can ruin a relationship. They already see each other a lot during lessons, so they try to make time for every one else in their expanding circle of friends. Twice a day only. Okay, maybe three times.

But it's hard not to think of her, and of the time they share. Of how she makes her bad jokes in the middle of it. Of the funny sounds they make and the weight and solidity of her. Of how it feels to be so close, to feel her skin grind against his.

There's still a problem, though, laying like a weight in the back of Dio's mind.
Firstly, it's been a while since they went out on a legitimate date.
But mostly, it's that this funny, beautiful girl he takes to bed might be a gangster.
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No. 210069 ID: 701a19

>>210063
Question: Do you care?

If you're really concerned, then when you're snuggling up in the afterglow you can ask "So, dya know what you want to do with your life after school? Take up teaching? Do some merc work? Heh, join the family business?"
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No. 210073 ID: ceeb74

>>210063

Weeeeell, I dunno if she's a gangster - probably her dad tries to keep her out of it, at least until he thinks she's old enough; which may have been after her alienation (but parents tend to think of their kids as younger than other people do).

If she is a gangster, it's really quite understandable. Family business, see? Your own mentor-figure has some dealings with her family, even, albeit on the long finger. I don't think it'd be too bad if she was one. So long as she was, you know, the classy kind of gangster, see?

Every society has crime, so it might as well be organized crime, eh what?
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No. 210074 ID: 40cb26

>>210063
>might be a gangster
Oh come on now, it should be pretty obvious where she is in that regard. Daddy isn't about to let his daughter get her hands dirty or know more than she needs to about the business. The same way he's treated you, really. If she were in deeper than that then daddy would have taken steps to either let you in the business if he liked you or keep you out of the family if he didn't.

There is always a chance that the two of you could get sucked into it. She wouldn't go without you, though.
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No. 210078 ID: a594b9

>>210063
Ahem. Alright, great. How about you set up something fun and relaxing for you two to do together? You can approach the gangster subject at a time when the mood is appropriate for asking about her dad. All you really need to know is if she's working for him or plans to in the future.
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No. 210082 ID: f95872

>Firstly, it's been a while since they went out on a legitimate date.
So, let's plan something. How about a zoo?

>But mostly, it's that this funny, beautiful girl he takes to bed might be a gangster.
Oh come now, what's wrong with that?
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No. 210085 ID: a1ac99

>>210063
>might be a gangster
All that really means is that she's more able to defend herself...

...and that if you realize that the relationship isn't going anywhere and you decide to end it and be, "just friends," that you'll never have another girlfriend ever again unless you move out of the country. Because, y'know, mob connections, calling hits, etc.
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No. 210086 ID: db1d0e

>>210085
dad already said he likes us and knows that relationships sometimes don't last, and as long as we let her down easy he wont kill us. course how easy is 'easy' for a mob boss i don't know. but if we successfully downgrade to friends status without any bad feelings i think we wont get any new solid shoes.
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No. 210098 ID: 29cf59

>>210063

Well why don't you just ask her? Sure, she's related to the mafia, but her daddy may want to just keep her safe and clean.

And straight-up asking about it (preferably NOT in the middle of sex) will save time.
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No. 210103 ID: 0b2a05

You'll have to steer her in the right direction then! Not like tacky forceful taking her to wholesome stuff, just be nice.
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No. 210123 ID: c2c011

>>210063
And why would that be a problem? It's not like she is a member of some street gang that has fights against other gangs every week where people regularly end up severly injured or dead.

Don't worry about it. Things will surely work out fine in the end.
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No. 210131 ID: e67080

Do you actually have a reason to suspect this besides that her father is one?

and how do you feel about that would be the other important thing. Being a gangster is probably fairly unlawful, but not necessarily bad depending on how its done.
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No. 210140 ID: 40cb26

Here is another way of looking at it Dio: Her father is a mobster, he certainly knows that you're fucking his daughter, and he would eventually notice you aren't treating her with the respect in public due to a loving, serious partner. Or in other words act like a boyfriend and not some fearful jerk who bangs a gansters daughter and is too scared to stand up to that fact.

You goddamn twit.
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No. 210143 ID: 4f6e37
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210143

Dio's inner Euro is raging at him for not just standing up to the fact. Maybe he'll talk to her about it sometime when the subject would be a little less awkward.

He's snapped back into reality as he feels the muscles in Dahlia's thighs tense, catching her as her knees weaken beneath her. She gasps with exertion and sticks a knuckle in her mouth to keep from yelling. He hastens himself along with and, with one last push inside, finishes at around the same time as she does, clutching her hips for support.
They cuddle for a while in the afterglow, letting the water wash the smell of sex off their bodies. Dahlia crawls into his lap and curls up there, rocking softy against him.
"So I'm probably going to go get lunch or something then head to some boring rehearsal for Ninth Night so everyone can yell at me," she says, referring to the play she's stage managing for. "Want to meet up again after that?"
"Sure," says Dio, rubbing her back. "I've got to talk to Orpheo and give him my final decision about whether I'm going into the field or not."
"You mean you haven't yet?"
"I just can't decide," says Dio. In the coming week, he can either take part in his first Arena Tournament, pitting him and his Arena Group against several others, or take his first Battlemage Field Exam, essentially a mission out in the planes somewhere with a full team of students and a senior mage looking after them. He's pretty sure it's somewhere on either the Divine or Material this time. Both will give him credit in the College of Combat Magic.
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No. 210144 ID: c2c011

>>210143
Hmm, while it would be fun to see how well Dio can manage in an Arena that's not really the same as out in the field. And Dio hasn't really worked as part of a team out in the field yet.

Gonna say Battlemage field exam. I think the experiance from that will be more useful in the long run.
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No. 210145 ID: 701a19

>>210143
I'm thinking Battlemage. Your skills are better in group fighting than going solo.
Tell Dahlia, then ask what she's planning.
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No. 210146 ID: 619135

>>210145
both are group fighting. one is in the field and one is in a room.
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No. 210147 ID: 40cb26

>>210143
You've had enough outings on far off planes for now, stay home and knock some heads in the arena.
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No. 210148 ID: 0b2a05

Field exam.
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No. 210149 ID: 4531bc

Field exam. you want to diversify.
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No. 210150 ID: c00244

>>210143
Hrm.

Let's go with the Field Exam. Arena fighting seems fun and interesting, but it's ultimately not as practical as what you'd encounter out in the real world. The best way to learn is by doing.
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No. 210151 ID: 922c76

I think we should go for the arena. With your luck in the field the instructor will get killed and you'll have to save the class, and all this hero shit is going to end up being a pain in your ass if it keeps happening.

Cmon, you've been training for arena combat, it's time to win a tourney and prove you are force to be reckoned with.

Oh, and I've been thinking a bout your third consciousness. In order to train it you should constantly have some unimportant minor glamor going on. Throw them around like candy.
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No. 210152 ID: a6e87d

>>210143
the exam.
The idea being that you're gonna want more field experience, cause that's where you're gonna be... right?
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No. 210158 ID: 8bdb6a

A Field Exam sounds pretty fun. And it's been, gosh, weeks since you were faced with certain death.
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No. 210194 ID: 687f68

>>210151
how about just keep a second you up with it? get to the point where everyone forgets it is there and surprise people.
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No. 210299 ID: e67080

Arena
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No. 210300 ID: 0be8d4

How about instead of making a copy of Dio, we make a little illusion of something that would be a pet. A little dragon or something like that.
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No. 210305 ID: 4f6e37
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210305

Dio and Dahlia part ways for now. For a few days there they went everywhere together, and spent most all of their free time beneath the sheets, but the passion is turning to compassion and they're getting it out of their systems, one boink at a time. He is increasingly able to hang out with her without the overwhelming urge to have sex. Which is good, sort of, because she's a fun person outside the bedroom too.
He heads back to his suite real quick to pick up his stuff. He's got a couple hours to kill before Dahlia's finished with the rehearsal.

He walks in to find Random, Pyramus, and Jai slouched on the couch in various states of repose.

"See, children," says Random, pummeling Jai's character on screen. "The rare wild Horndog emerges from its love nest, for the first time in weeks. It pokes its head blinking into the air, perhaps for an hour, perhaps two. The siren call of poon-tang shall draw him back soon."
"Spoken like a guy not getting any," says Dio, looking around for his back pack.

"It's not looooove, it's luuuust," says Random, unleashing a combo that took hours to master.
"But they're just so cute together," says Jai, counterattacking. "It's so wholesome, somehow."

"Says you, Pyrajai," says Random. He looks over at Pyramus, whose head is lying on Jai's lap. "Don't stain the couch."
"Where's my stuff?"
"In the thing," says Random, gesturing vaguely to Dio's room. "Have you decided what you're gonna do?"
"Probably the field exam," says Dio, checking the fridge. Nothing but some frozen meals that'd take too long and the orange soda Random hordes incessantly.
"Aaaw," says Pyramus. "We could really use you for that tournament."
"Fuck that," says Random. He's heading out on the same mission Dio is. "You rollin' with Random, Dye a Metric Goose. I hear as we are going to hit the Divine Plane."
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No. 210316 ID: f95872

>>210305
>"It's not looooove, it's luuuust,"
Oh u

Anyway, proceed
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No. 210317 ID: bbb8db

nerve-lock random's thumb for a moment right before he lands a super move.
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No. 210318 ID: a594b9

>>210305
Divine? Now that's gonna be interesting. Ask Random about the flora and fauna there.

...there's nothing you want to eat in the fridge? Where else can you get some food?
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No. 210320 ID: 40cb26

>>210305
Well ok, but if the Divine plane needs saving from some menace while you're there, it's Randoms job.
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No. 210322 ID: 701a19

>>210305
"Not completely decided yet, but I want to get some group experience in."
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No. 210327 ID: 29cf59

>>210305

"Wait, Random is coming with me? Alright, changed my mind."
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No. 210409 ID: c2c011

>>210305
Hmm divine plane with a Thaumaturge. Sounds like it could be a cakewalk. Tell Random that you expect him to handle all the random encounters then.
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No. 210441 ID: c00244

>>210305
Explain to Pyramus how you're sorry that you won't be able to help him out in the arena, but that you've been thinking about it, and the great thing about combat magic is that it lets you really accomplish things- go out there and change the world, you know? Fighting in the arena is challenging and fun, sure, but at the end of the day all you have to show for it is that you won in the arena. Not really as rewarding.
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No. 210452 ID: 4f6e37
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210452

"Sorry, Pyramus. I just want to get out there and do some good outside the arena, y'know? Change the world. But now I hear Random's going," says Dio, finding his backpack. "Maybe this wasn't such a good idea."
"Fuggew," says Random, then yelps and shakes his hand out as Dio freezes up his thumb. "You goddamn ninja midget douchefuck. Stop raping my mind." Jai takes advantage to decimate him in game.
"Whatever. I guess I'm coming along," says Dio. "If it's divine you're doing all the work, though."
"So business as usual," says Random.
"What sort of stuff are we going to see down there, anyway?" says Dio.
"Welp, down on the Divine gradient you're gonna get everything from Demon Lords to The Deities themselves up top," says Random. "There are Seraphim and lesser demons which are the primary denizens, then a whole mess of cherubim and foliots and shit besides. We'll probably be speaking to and dealing with seraphim and lesser demons. Word on the street is that some minor Abyssal duke's got too big for his britches and is threatening a border seraphim town. The Arcanopolis supports the Seraphim, for obvious reasons, so we're just gonna put the fear of Us into him until he stops."

Dio could go get food in one of the courts or go to one of the smaller cafes if he wants more privacy. Maybe he can get one or two of these vidder-shaped lumps off his couch and go eat somewhere with them or something.
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No. 210454 ID: c2c011

>>210452
Take the lumps to a café.
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No. 210455 ID: f95872

>>210452
>so we're just gonna put the fear of Us into him until he stops.
Would killing him be overreaching our goals?
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No. 210456 ID: c00244

>>210452
Announce that it's food time, and everyone's invited. Particularly Random, since you want to pick his brain, Jai, since you want her advice, and Pyramus, since you haven't talked enough recently.

Hey, look. That's everyone.
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No. 210468 ID: 407b5b

>>210455
A better question would be 'can' you kill a deamon lord? I mean, how does this cosmology work? Apparently ancestral spirits go to this kind of afterlife thingy, but we being mages can go there sans the whole dieing thing?

How does that work out I mean, can we in theory go to meet famous dead people?

Or is this one of those bullshit 'the spirits retain no traits of their former life' things where you can't really say it's the same person anymore?
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No. 210469 ID: 407b5b

>>210468
Also, how does this work with religion? is Dio religious at all? does religion even exist in a world you can just go and hang with the gods for a weekend?
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No. 210536 ID: 4f6e37
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210536

>>210468
>>210469
The Divine Plane rests along Irminsul, the Great Tree that is home to the gradient of the Soul. It has roots that spread throughout the rest of the planes, binding the multiverse together.
Upon death, your spirit travels along the roots to the Divine Plane, rising through the tree. Spirits heavy with wickedness settle lower, and those blessed with kindness rise, forming the Divine Gradient. After you die, you can choose to reincarnate in any plane you wish, or remain as one of the Watchful Dead, the Spirits who inhabit Irminsul permanently and guide the creatures of the rest of the planes. A cushy job, if you're high enough on the gradient.
There is no real religion. Not any more. There used to be hundreds of cults and faiths and fables of the creation gods, or God in some cases, but whatever deities reside atop the tree turned away from their imperfect creations a long time ago, returning only in rare cases to mete out wrathful punishment to those with the hubris to belittle their names. It's no longer safe to speak the title of the deities. The myths and fables have faded. The gods are gone. Kushur of the Hunt, Diera of the Hearth, Romo of the Feast. Outdated legends of a time when the world was a little brighter. The Spirits remain, though, and it's them people trust in.
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No. 210545 ID: c00244

>>210536
Well, that's interesting.

Time for lunch. To the café!
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No. 210551 ID: a594b9

I dunno, I kinda think we should go to a food court.
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No. 210585 ID: 8bdb6a

Go to one of those bookstore-slash-coffee-shops. They have books and coffee. Usually sandwiches, too. Bring anyone who is interested in books, coffee, and overpriced sandwiches.

Also: Do demons have any special vulnerabilities/resistances to dream magic?
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No. 210588 ID: 16f4a6

So, the common folk that you'll be dealing there with are highest-level angels? Am I missing something here or does your celestial hierarchy work somewhat... differently?
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No. 210602 ID: 4f6e37
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210602

Dio drags everyone, protesting, out across campus to the Book Nook, which, despite the questionable name, is one of the nicer places on campus, and is a bookstore/cafe as specified.
Jai just browses, Pyramus buys a giant compendium of Simon and Slater comic strips, and Random gets a splatbook for 6th edition W&W he'll probably just use to powergame even worse than before.

They sit down outside with their overpriced food and their new purchases in those cheap little plastic bags that feel and smell like new knowledge, and talk.

"So we're gonna be dealing with, like, high-level divine angels here, or something?" asks Dio, biting into his asiago cheese pretzel.
"Naw," says Random, flipping to the page on Barbarian Talents. "The Seraphim are just the natural denizens of the plane alongside demons. Around middling on the hierarchy. Like, if you want to get reincarnated there you become a demon or a seraphim depending on how good you are. They're nice enough but sort of boring. Always just talking about 'keeping safe the spirits' and shit."
"But we're going to be dealing with demons."
"Yeah," grins Random. "Those motherfuckers are more fun."
"Do they have any vulnerabilities or something I can use?" asks Dio.
"Well cut their heads off and they're done," says Random. "Uh, you may want to watch out scaring the bigger ones, but the imps and shit'll bolt if you go 'boo' too loudly. None of them are that bright either. Having an illusionist will be good. Now just convince your fuckbuddy to go and we'll be set."
"Oh no, lad. We need Dahlia for the arena," says Pyramus, firmly. "It's a big tournament coming up and we're already down one from Dio."
"Actually, I was thinking of going too..." says Jai.
"Spirits damn it woman," says Pyramus, flicking a bit of sandwich at her.
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No. 210606 ID: a798e4

well what if w go really fast so we can get back in time to do the tournament too?
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No. 210607 ID: f95872

>>210606
The last time we tried to hurry we ended up becoming a king and having to stick around to sort shit out anyway.
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No. 210608 ID: b21c37

well then what if we can get it postponed somehow? if everyone goes then they can't really have a team match if one team isn't there
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No. 210609 ID: c00244

>>210608
Eh, one match isn't that big of a deal. There will be other matches.

Tell Jai that you'd appreciate the company, of course, but it's entirely up to her. And that while it might be more fair to let her be queen this time, you make no promises.
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No. 210627 ID: a594b9

I don't really want to fuck up the tournament. Dahlia apparently has a ton of arena experience, so she would be best there. Maybe Everett wants to come with us on the mission? Extra Thaumaturgic oomph!
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No. 210639 ID: c2c011

>>210602
Try to convince Pyramus to tag along as well. There will be other arena fights. But this is the chance to get some nice fieldwork done. And hey, maybe there will be succubi around for eyecandy.
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No. 210657 ID: 5a2e05

Balance the parties, we don't need a second illusionist with us and the arena team sure can use one.
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No. 210659 ID: 8bdb6a

We should just ask Dahlia if she wants to come.

Do you not get as much credit if you bring like, a bunch of battlemages?
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No. 210714 ID: e04f2c

I say encourage Dahlia to do the arena thing. It'd be good for her to get some local recognition (and Dio doesn't need any with all the arcane plane hero shit). Other than that, take everyone who is willing to come. The more the merrier.
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No. 211060 ID: 4f6e37
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211060

"I think Dahlia'd be more useful in the arena," says Dio. "She's the better combat illusionist anyway. Could we maybe bring Everett?"
"I think Everett's already signed up for the arena," says Jai.
"Why would you need him, anyway?" asks Random. "You've got me. That's more than enough thaumaturge for any mission. Lessee, there's also Orpheo coming along as the proctor, and Epraim. He's an evoker in my Arena Group. Guy's a stone cold motherfucker, by all accounts. That leaves two slots open which'll get filled by I guess random people if others don't come along."
"I guess I'll just go with whoever needs me more," says Jai.
"That would be me," says Pyramus.
"You have the internet and hand cream, Pyramus. You can deal with it for one week."
"You know what we mean, Random."
It's almost time for Dio to go tell Orpheo his final decision.
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No. 211062 ID: c2c011

>>211060
Tell Jai to stay with them in the Arena. You can manage without her looking over your shoulder all the time. Have to grow up at some point.

And if the final decision is about deciding wheter you're gonna be a master or an archmage I say archmage.
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No. 211064 ID: 8bdb6a

In the name of Team Spirit, Jai should participate in the arena.
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No. 211067 ID: 059120

Jai should be on the arena team with Pyramus while we meet more new characters!
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No. 211073 ID: a6b49b

In name of her being Dio's official sidekick, Jai should come with us.
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No. 211086 ID: c00244

>>211060
Eh, Jai can stay. Pyramus obviously really wants her with him, and while we would appreciate the company there will be other people to hang out with on the Divine Plane. Also, we'll have great stories to exchange upon our return.
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No. 211088 ID: 4f6e37
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211088

Dio suggests that Jai fight in the Arena, rather than out in the field, then, ignoring Random's vitriolic ranting at the idea, heads out to Orpheo's office to inform him he'll be joining the Field Exam.

He arrives to find the door closed, and a huge vidder in a heavy overcoat standing outside.
"Reckon he's talking with someone in there," he says, with a twang in his voice suggesting an upbringing on the frontier of the Elde Wastes.
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No. 211089 ID: c2c011

>>211088
Ask the big guy if he's there for the field exam.
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No. 211090 ID: 5a92fd

ask the big man if he has an estimate on how long Orpheo will be busy.
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No. 211092 ID: e973f4

>>211088
Ask somewhat uncertainly if he might happen to be Epraim. If that's right and he asks why you know that, tell him (obviously) that Random said a guy named Epraim was going to be in the field group with him, you and Orpheo and you guessed. :V
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No. 211093 ID: a594b9

>>211088
Nice coat.
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No. 211116 ID: 4f6e37
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211116

>>211089
"Yep."

>>211090
"Nope."

>>211092
"That's me."

>>211093
"Thanks."

The silence that follows is uncomfortable.
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No. 211117 ID: c2c011

>>211116
Well then keep yourself occupied with some nice mind games. Have your three conciousness play RISK against each other or something.

Before that you should probably ask him if he's excited to be going. If he answers with another yes or no then just go with the mindgames plan. You can get to know him better at a later point.
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No. 211119 ID: a594b9

>>211116
Chat about the Divine Plane with him. Ask what he thinks the demons are trying to accomplish.
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No. 211121 ID: e973f4

>>211116
Attempt to shoot the breeze and fail humorously.

Bonus points if one of your attempts at starting conversation is something to the effect of "so you don't talk much, then?"
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No. 211137 ID: c00244

>>211117
Risk? Hmm.

I wonder if you could conjure up a deck of cards, and have one section of your mind maintain them while the other two sections of your minds are kept clueless as to what exactly each card is. Does the partition work well enough to manage something like that? If so, gaming against yourself is actually quite feasible.

Or, y'know. Just whipping up some cards for a game with friends.
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No. 211168 ID: 4f6e37
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211168

"So." says Dio. "Uh. You don't talk much, huh?"
"Reckon not," says Epraim. "Not if there ain't much to say."
Orpheo opens the door to his office with a soft click. "You were waiting?" he says. Epraim nods at Dio. "Come right in then, Dio," says Orpheo.

Dio starts to walk inside. "Hoy. Dio." says Epraim, stopping him.
"Yeah?"
"See you on the field, bud."
"See you," says Dio, as the door swings closed.
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No. 211169 ID: 4f6e37
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211169

Orpheo sits down behind his desk. He's wearing a traveling, damage-absorbing cloak rather than his usual flowing robe, and there's a heavy-looking broadsword propped up on the table next to him. They're the only two people in the room. "So. You wished to see me, Dio?" he says. "Is this about the Field Exam?"
"Yeah, I- Wait," says Dio. "Weren't you just talking to someone else?"
"Was I?" asks Orpheo, not missing a beat.

"Uh, yeah. I'm coming along to the Divine Plane," says Dio.
"Excellent," says Orpheo. "By all outward appearances, this is to be a straightforward operation, but you never can tell with demons. I'm glad we have a proven illusionist in the group. I, uh," he glances down at himself. "I don't count. So. The Divine Plane, no? Are you ready to tackle some abyssal antagonists?"
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No. 211171 ID: 8bdb6a

"Not particularly, but I'm a pretty quick thinker, so I'm not too worried."
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No. 211172 ID: a594b9

>>211169
I'll do my best.
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No. 211175 ID: 4f6e37
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211175

Not particularly, no. But I'm a pretty quick thinker, so no worries."
Orpheo laughs. "Well. It shouldn't take much to outthink our opponent. As I said, it is a stretch of the imagination to foresee much difficulty teaching him his place."
"It's a demon prince or something, right?"
"A prince?" says Orpheo. "Heavens, no, Dio. Demon princes are quite a bit out of your league. Out of most anyone's, I suspect. No, this is simply a minor nobleman, an Earl, I think.

"His name is Getlx, and he's a vassal of the Prince of Masks. Patron of one of the more, ah, eccentric demonic hosts."
"Eccentric?"
"Madness, depravity, lies," says Orpheo. "And awful fashion sense, to be perfectly frank. I spoke with Getlx earlier, tried to call him off, hence the, uh..." he waves a hand at his impressive-looking blade. "The man...demon, I should say, looks like a birthday clown became heavy with the child of a patchwork quilt and aborted into a mixed-up bucket of used nail polish. At any rate. He threatens the border settlement of Tacthos, inhabited by the Seraphim, and in order to prove the Arcanopolis' alliance to the brighter side of the spectrum it is your task to go into the Divine Plane and remind Getlx just how minor a player he is in the larger scheme of things. Through vastly superior firepower. Questions?"
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No. 211177 ID: dad664

>>211175
A history of his exploits would do nicely, if possible. He might have some tricks he likes to pull, repeatedly. Knowing of them ahead of time would do wonders.

Step 1 of combat: Know thy enemy.
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No. 211178 ID: c00244

For some reason my instinct is to question if this is in fact Orpheo to whom we are speaking, or a clever impostor. I can't help but have a bit of nostalgia for the days when Orpheo spoke in rhythm because of it.

Notice details and attempt to identify anything else unusual, Dio; I imagine it should not be an overly difficult analysis. Details are key to the mastery of illusion, after all. Probably isn't anything wrong, of course. But what else is your secondary mind going to spend its time thinking about?

>>211175
Knowing his capabilities and usual methods of operation would be nice. Any servants or allies he's normally got working for or with him. Exactly how he's threatening Tacthos, and any more details about the settlement and surrounding area- assuming that we're going to encounter him there rather than in his home, wherever that is.
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No. 211179 ID: 5b8104

We aren't going to stumble into the beginning of an angelic/infernal war are we?
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No. 211180 ID: f95872

>>211175
Why are we allied with the brighter side of the spectrum? While the demons are unsavory, is not a balance the preferred situation?
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No. 211181 ID: a594b9

>>211175
Yeah, are we sure we've got superior firepower?
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No. 211193 ID: c2c011

>>211175
It would be good to know what sort of powers you can expect out of a bunch specialising in madness, lies and depravity. Sort of sounds like you're going to go up against a host of abyssal illusionists.

Then it would be good to know what sort of allies we can expect out of the Seraphim. What's the base of the conflict and who is feeding us information about all of this.
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No. 211384 ID: 4f6e37
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211384

Dio looks around the room and at Orpheo, trying to see if anything is amiss. Orpheo's not sitting as ramrod straight or dressed as austerely as he always did when he was Dio's master. He certainly still radiates a sort of quiet intensity, and his language is still clipped and elegant, but there's a casualness about that is unusual in him.

>>211179
"Hardly," says Orpheo. "There was never any beginning to the war between divine and abyssal, and it is unlikely there will be an end.
"Getlx is a new earl, with only a small parcel of land at the gray areas of the gradient, the border, if you will. He has marked Tacthos as a target to extend his land and please his masters, chief among them the Prince. I do not believe he has done anything of particular note before now."

>>211180
"Not necessarily. Despite what some may say, most people are, at their deepest level, basically good. There's a reason the Plane itself is called Divine. They have the upper hand.
"The only reason we are attending to this issue at all is to reinforce our position in the divine hierarchy. The Seraphim are not exactly fighters, and the Angels themselves are spread fairly thin defending against the demonic hordes. They'll be happy to have some allied help, for without it there's always the chance a settlement or two will fall."

>>211181
"Very. Getlx is as proud as he is weak. His hubris was always fated to get him into trouble. Hence, us. You have never been a witness or member to an Arcanopolitan battlemage squad. This will be a learning experience, I think."
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No. 211387 ID: a594b9

>>211384
Sounds good... can't help but be nervous and excited about this.
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No. 211398 ID: 4f6e37
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211398

"Sounds good," says Dio. "I can't help but be nervous and excited about this."
"Naturally," says Orpheo. "Do try to have a little fun on the Divine Plane, Dio, yes? We leave in five days, and probably won't be back for around a week, perhaps two. If there's anything you need done between now and then, well, you have time.

"Call in Epraim when you leave, please, Dio. Have a good day."
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No. 211410 ID: a594b9

>>211398
Okay, wish him good day and let's get going.
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No. 211417 ID: 8bdb6a

Better not leave the big guy waiting.

I can't really think of anything important that you need to get to work on. If Gryph was going to call you, she probably would have by now. And it's a bit early to be fussing over your former kingdom.

How's the Divine plane in a physical sense? If it's got high cliffs and/or high gravity like the Arcane one, you might want to step up your exercise regimen to prep for it. (Might not be a bad idea to do that anyway) Speaking of prep, I wonder what fears Getlx has. Other than color coordination.

Also: Make sure you don't forget your camera this time. Put a sticky note on your mirror or something.
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No. 211421 ID: c00244

>>211384
Hrm. Well, I suppose that we can talk to Orpheo- someone that we can be reasonably certain is the real Orpheo- in our sleep one of the night before leaving, using Mind Parasite. We can casually mention this conversation then, and perhaps inquire as to the cause of his more relaxed attitude.

>>211398
For now, though, merely wish him well and get going. I imagine that we should discuss our decision with Dahlia, and ask our friends if they have any advice regarding preparation- knowledge or supplies, whatever.

It might also be productive to attempt to learn a few new spell tricks. Combining our spells has certainly had interesting effects before now...
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No. 211442 ID: 4f6e37
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211442

>>211417
It's all vertical, apparently. Dio wouldn't be surprised to see more climbing.

He heads out, letting in Epraim with a courteous nod.
He gets about twenty feet from the door when his phone goes off. He pulls it out and checks the ID. Unknown caller.
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No. 211443 ID: 701a19

>>211442
Answer it.
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No. 211444 ID: a594b9

>>211442
Nice sculpture back there on the wall.

Answer the phone!
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No. 211445 ID: 2ab682

three guesses on who it is~
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No. 211447 ID: 8bdb6a

Answer it.

>Nice sculpture back there on the wall.
It had better not be a ninja.
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No. 211450 ID: c00244

>>211445
I daresay that we only need one, unless there's a sudden and unexpected plot twist in the works. Speaking of characters we haven't seen yet this thread, how's Thero doing? Still freeloading betwixt our ears?
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No. 211452 ID: 4f6e37
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211452

Dio unflips the phone and puts it up to his helmet.
"Hello?" he says.
"Diometricus?" says a voice on the other end.
"Yeah," says Dio.
"It's Gryphona," says Gryphona. "I am going to go ahead and let you talk first."
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No. 211453 ID: c00244

>>211452
Hrm. You know, I thought we left things on a rather well-crafted note, so this 'let you talk first' bit is somewhat unnerving.

I suppose that we can fall back upon, "Gryphona, good to hear from you. Are you doing well?" if all else fails. Hardly the most profound of openings, but we were fairly clear regarding our feelings about the whole binding into service bit before we sent her home.
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No. 211454 ID: 8bdb6a

That sounds bad.

"I told you how I feel about what happened. All I can do is apologize, and that seems pretty insufficient. So, I guess all I can do is ask where we stand."
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No. 211455 ID: a594b9

>>211452
Oh hey. Apologize again for the whole... summoning/slavery business. Say that you don't plan on doing anything like that again. That was a pretty bad situation and you figured it would turn out differently than it did.
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No. 211457 ID: 7e1c1a

Wow.
Wait
Is she calling from Dream?

Was she summoned by someone and is being forced to make the call??

Imean, whattacrap.
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No. 211463 ID: 0b2a05

"There was a war going on, and I needed help to keep people from dying. I summoned you to help me and then felt terrible about it, but I still needed you. I'm sorry."
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No. 211465 ID: 4531bc

"Yo home girl. What up?"
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No. 211467 ID: 2eac65

I don't know what we can say to her that we haven't already said.

Don't make excuses for yourself. That won't help.

Is she under duress? Perhaps there's some way we can signal her to ask if she's unable to speak freely.
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No. 211471 ID: 701a19

>>211452
Ask how she is, and how much of a mess you made of things.
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No. 211472 ID: 45be60

Include a bit of "Oh I am so glad you are okay. I mean, I was glad I didn't immediately get barraged with venom-laced voicemail after we parted, but after a while I started to worry about you." with your reiterated apologies.
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No. 211478 ID: 4f6e37
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211478

"I'm sorry, Gryphona," says Dio. "People were going to die. I summoned you to help me and then felt terrible about it, but I still needed you. I'm sorry. I was wondering when you'd call. I was worried about you."

"You were worried about me."
Gryphona doesn't say anything else, for a moment.

"I assume you came home to a hero's welcome, didn't you?" she says. "Everyone cheering for Diometricus, savior of the Arcane Plane. I bet you didn't mention me, to anyone. But that isn't what really freaks me out, and I'll tell you what does. It's that if you did, and if everyone knew how low you stooped to get where you had to go -and you stooped low, you understand that- if you told everyone you knew about how you pulled some random third party out of their home by force and made them do whatever the hell you wanted, they wouldn't care. They just wouldn't give a fuck. None of you, you, one-eyed weirdos would. What does it matter, right? It's just a summon. Everyone does it. Do you know how it feels?"
"Gryph-"
"I loved you, you know that?" says Gryphona. "That's how it worked, that spell you put on me. I would have died for you. In a heartbeat. Did you think about that? About me dying? Do you know what I was doing when you summoned me? I was reading a book, and I was eating some sorbet. Some strawberry and orange flavored sorbet out of the container. And then suddenly 'Hi, Gryph, you're in the middle of a warzone, now will you kindly nip off and maybe go get yerself killed.' And I would have. With a big toothy grin on my face. Do you know how that feels, to think about that now? To think about what I could have done and what you could have done to me?"
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No. 211479 ID: e31d52

>>211478
"What I could have done. I summoned you not to take glee in the subjugation of another sentient being, but to save lives. If I could summon you again, without the compulsions or the chains or any of that, I would. Because I trust you. If it means anything to you, I swear I'll never do it again."
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No. 211480 ID: a594b9

>>211478
What. That's horrible. I thought it was just a kind of compulsion to not feel negative thoughts about the whole thing.

I don't think we're ever going to do that again. In fact let's spread the word about exactly what the spell does. This doesn't appear to be common knowledge.
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No. 211481 ID: 913076

Well all I can think to do is apologize profusely. I mean, we didn't know any of that. Tell her you wouldn't have done it if you knew that's what it did. Nobody told you the details of how it worked.
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No. 211482 ID: 07b22a

"what if i come to the dream plane some time and be your slave for a bit? would that help make it up to you?"
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No. 211483 ID: 4531bc

"Alright, home girl, lay off for a bit, alright? Chillax, 'kay? You know that this spell thing ain't my idea, so go after the cool motherlovers responsible, not some poor old boy like me. Alright? Alright. Kisses."
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No. 211484 ID: e3f578

Say you don't know. You could never know.

You could also give a sly criticism-joke thing that Vidder's are usually a bunch of quarreling, immoral idiots compared to the other plane dwellers that bring in most of their shit into others. The Arkers, The Elde-Furlesian War, etc.

I mean at least with Demons it's pretty much expected, but Vidders man? They got this grey-moral confusing shit going on that breeds a hell of a lot more chaos than anything a bunch of demons could do... probably. We'll learn that soon. But yeah, Vidders are Bastards.
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No. 211485 ID: 701a19

>>211478
"It's my worst nightmare, now. The only solace I can take from it is that I only sent you on tasks that were relatively safe, and that I can work towards ending the practice."
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No. 211486 ID: 45be60

"As soon as I met you I started thinking about it. The second you told me you were reading a book. The instant I really and truly realized you existed before my spell was cast. And it tore me up inside. That's why I couldn't keep you under that horrible spell. And it's why, in the end, I went off to try and get MYSELF killed with a dangerous plan rather than make you come along. There is no excusing what I did. I was so caught up in knowing I could perform the ritual that I didn't really think about what it was DOING. I was young and stupid and I'm sorry and if there is anything I can do to make you hate me just a little less please name it."
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No. 211488 ID: 0b2a05

"I thought I had no other alternative. I'm ashamed I did it, and I never will again. I'm not gonna pretend there's some way to make it up to you, because there isn't, but if it helps even a little, I never stopped worrying about you. I'm sorry, I don't know what I can say."
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No. 211489 ID: a76809

>>211478
Go full tilt.

Offer to summon her without her bindings so she can think and act as she wills, if she wants to see the physical plane without such restriction.

We did regret what we did, and I think Dio, in character, might trust her enough to offer.
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No. 211491 ID: 197650

It was an unforgivable crime, and we ask no forgiveness from her.
She may hate us, she may hurt us, we deserve it.
But we stand by our decision, we did what we thought was right to save lives and prevent a war, if she/it wants us to spread the word of her aid in this event, we'll do so. Because she deserves the credit.
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No. 211492 ID: 059120

>>211478
"Of course I thought about you dying. I thought about everyone dying. Myself, Jai, the Qal, you, even the kithik, eventually. That's exactly why I needed you there. So that wouldn't happen. And, yeah, it was a shitty idea overall. The binding is terrible. It's just when you hear about it, summoning a dream, it doesn't sound like they're really people, y'know? But I know better than that now. You taught me that. That might even be what saved the kithik. But still, none of that forgives what I did. And yeah, I know you were just living an ordinary life, reading your book. I let you go get it, remember?

So, really, all I can say is that I'm sorry. And thanks. Thanks for helping out, thanks for changing my outlook on things, thanks for calling me back."
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No. 211493 ID: 8bdb6a

"No, I don't know how it feels, but as soon as I had a minute sideways to take a guess, I realized I had to stop it."

If it's not too much, add "No, that doesn't make it okay. And doing it to save lives doesn't make it okay. And not understanding what I was doing, or who I was doing it to, definitely doesn't make it okay. I made a terrible mistake, and I don't know any way to make it right."
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No. 211494 ID: e67080

"I have no real excuse except ignorance, something you have just dispelled from my mind. Ill have to never make such a decision without knowing the full consequences again... thank you, for letting me know."
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No. 211495 ID: 70d9eb

Vomit into your mask.
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No. 211496 ID: 4531bc

>>211495
...this would actually be a plausible reaction.
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No. 211497 ID: f95872

You guys are hamming it up too much. We knew what we were doing.

>>211478
Pretty sure the correct answer here is "No."

Possibly "No, but if you want to summon me feel free."

>>211481
>apologize profusely
Fuck no. We went into this knowing what we were doing. The closest we could do would be to say that we felt it was justified in this instance, do to the scale of the problem we were dealing with. I wouldn't delve into that right now, though.
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No. 211498 ID: e31d52

>>211495
Quite.
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No. 211501 ID: c00244

>>211478
"No, I don't know how it feels. I- Gryph, I'm a dumbass kid, okay? I'd never summoned anything- or anyone- before without completely messing it up. It's something that they teach you you're supposed to do, so I did it. I felt terrible about it after really realizing what it entailed, and let you go. That's it. I can't take that back or do much about it at this point, Gryphona."
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No. 211502 ID: 40cb26

>>211478
They never knew, and you never knew. You are going to tell them, you are going to let them know what it does and make them see how it's wrong.

Tell her that, and then do it.
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No. 211503 ID: 2dc1b9

Offer to be her servant for a few days.
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No. 211507 ID: c00244

>>211502
They knew. We knew as well, intellectually at least. And we don't have the kind of status or influence that one needs to change society in that kind of manner... particularly when we're talking about giving up the kind of power that summoning puts at the fingertips of those who have mastered it.

>>211503
No. Such a gesture would be either pointless or suicidal.
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No. 211511 ID: 4f6e37
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211511

"As soon as I met you I started thinking about it," says Dio. "The second you told me you were reading a book. The instant I really and truly realized you existed before my spell was cast. And it tore me up inside. That's why I couldn't keep you under, once we were done. There is no excusing what I did, so I won't try. But... I mean... yeah, I thought about you dying. I thought about everyone dying. Me, Jai, the Qal, you, even the kithik, eventually. That's exactly why I needed you there. So that wouldn't happen. And, yeah, it was a shitty idea overall. The binding is terrible. It's just when you hear about it, summoning a dream, it doesn't sound like they're really people, y'know? I just thought... It was just so empowering, knowing I could summon something as powerful as you are and use it. Like a tool, or a weapon, or something that doesn't read books and eat frozen goods. But I know better than that now. You taught me that. That might even be what saved the kithik. I got it, because of you. They were just people, like me. And you, living an ordinary life, reading your book. I let you go get it, remember?"
"I remember."
"Which doesn't make it okay, And doing it to save lives doesn't make it okay. And not understanding what I was doing, or who I was doing it to, definitely doesn't make it okay. I made a terrible mistake, and I don't know any way to make it right. I mean, as soon as I figured out what was going on, I worked out some crazy suicide plan so that I wouldn't have to use you."
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No. 211513 ID: 4f6e37
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211513

"You did, didn't you?" says Gryphona. "An insane, poorly thought out plot that, as far as I can figure, was just you flying by the seat of your pants. Right into the big giant enemy fortress. And that," she sighs, "is why I can't hate you."
"What?"
"Anyone else summoned me, they would have used me like everyone does. There is about a 1 in 10 chance I would have gotten out alive. But you. You're special. You pretty much tried to make things as comfortable as possible as soon as you figured out what was wrong. You risked your life on an insane, harebrained scheme when I could easily have just dropped into the Queen's throneroom as a little bird, flown over her head, and turned into an elephant. Or something. And then I probably would have been clawed to death. Or maybe just had the Qal infiltrate and assassinate her. But no, instead you nearly kill yourself and your best friend for a bunch of complete strangers. Myself included. The goddamn Queen included. We did some amazing things on that plane, didn't we?"
"Yeah."
"You really are something special, you know that? Way too good a kid for what you are and what you do. I can't decide whether that's going to get you an early tombstone or a big statue in your honor. Possibly both. So I wanted for weeks to just call you up and flip out on you, but instead I just want to tell you three things.
"One. Spread the word that if I'm ever summoned again by anyone I will afterward personally find and kill them. Guaranteed. Because they are never going to be half the master you were and they're probably going to make me do all sorts of nasty stuff."
"Okay."
"Two. What you did in summoning me is a horrible, awful thing, and if you ever do it again, to me or to anyone, I hope your spirit is roasted in hell forever."
"Right."
"Three." She takes a breath. "I forgive you. Just this one time, and just because you did such stupid shit to show you mean what you say. Okay?"
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No. 211515 ID: b1ca04

say, jokingly,"does that mean i can visit without that whole bird-elephant thing happening to me?"
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No. 211518 ID: 0b2a05

"Does that me we can be f-uh, tentative acquaintances?"
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No. 211522 ID: 701a19

>>211513
"That's more than I had hoped for. Thank you.
Should we meet up some time and hang out? I meant what I said about wanting to be friends.
Besides, who knows? Maybe people will think twice about summoning after meeting a free dreamthing that's not out to kill them.
Maybe we could start figuring out how to prevent the compulsion, if not block the summoning ritual entirely."
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No. 211524 ID: c00244

>>211513
"Gryphona... I can't tell people that you'll kill them afterward if they summon you. They'll summon you anyway, and just make sure that you don't live long enough to carry out your threat. Because what you said earlier is true... almost no one cares about summons. Hell, there are probably some people- many of whom have distinctive red eyes- that would take it as a challenge and call you up just to prove that they can."
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No. 211529 ID: 701a19

>>211524
"But I can try to rescue you if you get summoned. I owe you too much for that."
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No. 211534 ID: 8bdb6a

Say "Okay," pause for awhile, then slowly let out a big breath you've been holding without realizing it.

"So... how have things been? You kind of scared the crap out of me, by the way."
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No. 211538 ID: 4f6e37
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211538

"Okay," says Dio, breathing out, finally. "You scared the crap out of me, by the way."
"Yeah, that was sort of the intention."
"So does this mean we can be, uh... tentative acquaintances?"
"No," laughs Gryphona. "It means we can be friends."
"We could maybe meet up some time, and hang out," says Dio.
"I might pop in while you're dreaming, from time to time," says Gryphona. "If I'm in the neighborhood. Gotta go now, though, Dio. Maybe I'll see you soon."
"Okay, yeah. How have you been, by the way? After everything?"
"You say that like it was some sort of desperate struggle. Well, I guess it was, now that I think of it. It really was a good time, too, though, you know that? Like a vacation, or something. Sure, it could have been the druggy magic, but it was nice to finally stretch my wings on another plane. Meet some new people. So yeah. That was what I wanted to say. I'm fine. Good, actually. Positive things going on. I'll see you around, Dio."
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No. 211545 ID: 4f6e37
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211545

"You can drop the phone now," she tells Thero, who lets it fall all the way to the ground, where it shatters. "How goes the perching?"
I don't think I like heights, says Thero, gazing at the phone's wrecked innards. I think I am opposed to them.
"Sissy. You look like a big bird."
I look like a perfect gentleman, and you know it. Did, uh, did Dio mention me at all? Did he notice I'm gone?
"Not sure. You didn't come up."
Then I guess he won't wait up if I stay a little longer.
"Righto. Want to try flying next?" she asks, mischievously hopping closer.
No. Hey. No. Get away from me. Want to be like an eel again and swim? I like swimming. Maybe I'm like a weird sort of fish or something.
"You're a big coward is what you are, Thero."
Says the black chicken with a funny hat on.
"I happen to be a sparrow. Or something."
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No. 211551 ID: 8bdb6a

That went about as well as could be expected.

Gryph: Examine surroundings.

Dio: Examine surroundings for eavesdroppers.
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No. 211552 ID: a594b9

>>211545
HI THERO!

I thought you were stuck in Dio's head or something?
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No. 211714 ID: c71597

>>211545
Hello Thero. If you play your cards right here you might get some. And if Gryph is listening in then don't think we haven't seen through your plans.
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No. 211782 ID: dad664

>>211545
Well well well, look at the two lovebirds.

Literally.
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No. 211840 ID: c4c313

FIND SHINY THINGS TO IMPRESS HER WITH
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No. 212049 ID: 4f6e37
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212049

Dio is taken aback by the sudden blast of static. He hangs up, feeling that much better about how things are going for him.
He takes a stop at his dorm to stick up a reminder to bring a camera this time, for Spirits' sake. Every time he takes a look at the blurry shots he salvaged from Arcane he wants to kick himself.

He pauses to check himself out in the mirror. It's just about time to go meet up with Dahlia again. He guesses they could just go have sex or something, but they've already done it once today and they've been trying to place a limit on that sort of thing as they try to keep from becoming That Couple. Where should they go to talk about this Divine thing?
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No. 212053 ID: 701a19

>>212049
Is it nice out? Go to a park.
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No. 212056 ID: c00244

>>212053
Parks are cool. Sure, do that.
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No. 212057 ID: 8bdb6a

Meet at a park bench wearing identical trench-coats and fedoras.
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No. 212058 ID: e67080

Place an extra reminder about the toothbrushes before you go. Your pretty sure Random forgot already, and hes about as good a morning person as Jai.
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No. 212059 ID: e3f578

Oh in the battle arena I think, nothing like a conversation in the middle of battle. Sparring is the other form of stress relief. You have reach and she has the flexibility.

It's time to calibrate your powers, and dat ass.
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No. 212061 ID: a594b9

Park sounds good I guess.
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No. 212150 ID: c71597

>>212049
Park is pretty decent. Bring your beret with you as well. Wear it on top of your helmet.
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No. 212335 ID: 4f6e37
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212335

"What, really?" says Dahlia. They're sitting out in one of the green spaces on campus. It's not a park, not exactly, but there's grass and foliage around. That's something. "You're heading off-plane again? Wasn't it just, like, a couple weeks since last time?"
"It's a field exam," says Dio. "Like, a school thing."
"Still," says Dahlia. "I mean last time out you saved an entire plane. You'd think you'd want a longer break than just two weeks."
"Well I mean I've never been to the divine plane," says Dio. "I sort of want to see what it's like."
"I do too," says Dahlia. "But you think the arena needs me more, right?"
"Sort of," says Dio. "You were always the better duelist anyway."
"Ya damn right. I guess I can hold up the fort here. It's just that..." she shifts, uncomfortably. "Is that the way this is going to work? These big long periods where we don't see each other at all? 'Cause that kind of sucks."
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No. 212339 ID: 701a19

>>212335
Illusionists are dream masters, right?
Put one part of your mind to sleep and have it knock on Dahlia's consciousness.
You can be awake and active while also having a shared dream, effectively routing communication through your shared plane of affinity. If something comes up and one of you needs your entire mind, then you can drop the connection and pick it up later.

Naturally, maintaining a constant mental connection would be an absurd level of clingy creepiness, you'd want to just have part of your mind ready for contact.
Your third mind would be ideal for this, since all it needs to do is maintain a simple link.
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No. 212340 ID: c00244

>>212335
Heh, Dio looks awesome in his beret.

And... well... no two people can be together all the time. Being in love together doesn't mean that you stop chasing individual dreams, you know? Besides, you're not going to be gone that long... and you'll be able to take pride in what one another can accomplish on their own, and enjoy sharing stories, and have incredibly steamy reunion sex.

But yeah, mostly those are rationalizations for getting around the fact that not being with your squeeze kind of sucks.
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No. 212343 ID: 54ea06

"well this time there is no 'no magical contact' rule in place. we can totally have shared dreams and stuff."
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No. 212345 ID: 0b2a05

"We can talk to each other magically this time, so that's good. I know it's not the same, but it still helps, right? If we both do something awesome, we'll have even more stuff to share when we see each other again! And I promise next time we're gonna stay on the same plane no matter what."
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No. 212348 ID: 701a19

>>212335
"That's the hardest part about this.
On the bright side, that time will be easier to focus less on sex and more the non-physical parts of our relationship. We've got so much more going on than that, but it's so hard to resist.
We're illusionists. The mind is our playground, so we should do something with that.
Wait, hey, you trust me, right? Relax, put one of your minds to sleep, and let me try something."
If she agrees, then 'gently' cast Mind Parasite and see about using that to start a shared dream while you are both otherwise awake.
If you can get it so that you're both Al to each others Sam Becket, that would be completely awesome.
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No. 212349 ID: c00244

>>212345
>And I promise next time we're gonna stay on the same plane no matter what.
Do not make this kind of promise without very good reason. We can't guarantee that we'll keep to our word, because the scheduling of our education is not entirely under our control.
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No. 212370 ID: 4f6e37
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212370

"We can talk to each other magically this time, so that's good," says Dio. "We're illusionists. The mind is our playground. I know it's not the same, but it still helps, right? And if we both do something awesome, we'll have even more stuff to share when we see each other again."
"So you've got some way we can stay in touch besides phones, then?" says Dahlia.
"I think we might be able to share dreams," says Dio. "We'd just need to fall half asleep so I can cast Mind Parasite."
"That sounds sort of weird and creepy," says Dahlia. "But it also sounds sort of nice. I dunno. We'll try it tonight." She puts an arm on Dio's shoulder. "I'm not trying to be clingy or anything, I promise, but it's just that I really want to keep getting to know you, and it's sort of hard to do that when you're off saving worlds all the time. But who am I to complain." She grabs his beret and sticks it on her head. "I am dating Diometricus! Warrior-poet! Savior of the Arcane! King of the Kithik!"
"And yet he can't hold onto his hat," says Dio, struggling to grab it back. "Plus, you know, since we're not going to be physically near each other, it'll be easier to focus less on sex and more the non-physical parts of our relationship. We've got so much more going on than that, but it's so hard to resist."
"Hey, yeah," says Dahlia, hopping up on the park bench. "Waitwait. I have an idea. How about we abstain completely for the next five days and wait and only do it again when you're back? So it'd be like that time on the beach, remember?"
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No. 212371 ID: 4f6e37
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212371

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No. 212372 ID: 0b2a05

Say yes, make it obvious you're doing it under great strain.
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No. 212373 ID: 701a19

>>212370
"I was thinking more along the lines of enjoying it while we can, but if that's what you want..."
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No. 212374 ID: 4ae7b5

>>212371
Ouch, looks like this is going to be pretty hard, going from twice (maybe 3 times) a day to complete cold turkey.
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No. 212375 ID: 8e11a3

be like "Y..E...S"
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No. 212376 ID: dad664

>>212371
Relationships cannot survive on lust alone, Dio.
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No. 212378 ID: 8bdb6a

Visibly ponder it for awhile, then say "Nah."
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No. 212379 ID: c00244

>>212371
Conjure up a glamor copy of yourself and have it snatch back your beret and hand it to you. You can give it a summoned glove or two with Greater Summon Item if it needs that to handle real things.

"I... uh... I actually feel that the period of abstention while I'm on the Divine Plane will be quite long enough. Longer than I'd like already, really."
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No. 212380 ID: 4ae7b5

However, despite how hard this would be on you >>212376 is quite correct.

Just be sure to ask her if that is what she really wants, she's testing you somehow and the terrible possibility is that sometimes there is no right answer in these kind of tests.
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No. 212381 ID: 40cb26

>>212370
Agree to it, but don't like it's just all cool. Something to the effect of: "A caring and rational piece of me understands and agrees with you. The rest of me is trying to beat the shit out of it."
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No. 212383 ID: e32cb3

>>212370
"Now, when you say 'completely', that... ahh... doesn't include 'personal time'... does it?"
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No. 212386 ID: e67080

Say something like "I agree... on one condition" then do a little jump at her that ends up with both of you on the ground, and the added benefit of your beret back and say "If you can stop being so irresistibly delicious looking and fun to be around." A clever way to say no to the idea, and keep your head happy... and more parts of you.
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No. 212391 ID: 5a2e05

Wow, it's like we're really his mind.
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No. 212449 ID: d735b1

>>212381

I will second this.
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No. 212472 ID: a594b9

Can we even DO that? Uh, how about one time on the third day? Like a half-time break?
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No. 212827 ID: bc1727

If you shoot down the idea, it'll make it seem like your gratification is more important to you than hers. For all you know she's joking and this is just a "test". Keep in mind that she doesn't really want to abstain either, regardless of whether she is being serious or not.

If you say an unflinching yes, on the other hand, it makes it look like you aren't interested in her. Sure, you've already proven it, but some girls are just like that. I'd rather not find that out about Dahl right now. Once again, if this was just a joke, it'd be really awkward for you to have said "yes".

>>212381 is the absolute best answer in this situation. 100% say that verbatim. I like Dahlia, but if she has a problem with that...well, let's just say we'll need to see where it goes from there.
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No. 213104 ID: 4f6e37
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213104

"A caring and rational piece of me understands and agrees with you," says Dio. "The rest of me is trying to beat the shit out of it."

"This is not an inaccurate portrait of my own thoughts on the matter," laughs Dahlia.
"So why?" asks Dio. "I... uh... I actually feel that the period of abstention while I'm on the Divine Plane will be long enough. Longer than I'd like already, really."
"That's not the point," says Dahlia. "I want to make sure we've got something here..." she taps the side of her head, "and that this all just isn't coming right from here." She points to her crotch. "Sex is really great, but it can't be all we're about, you know?"
"Fine," says Dio. "When you say 'completely', that, uh, doesn't include 'personal time', does it?"
"Go crazy, ya perv." says Dahlia. She takes a quick look around to make sure no one's looking, then pops her helmet off and kisses Dio on the forehead. "I just have to know if we can handle this," she whispers, "or if it's all just our libidos talking."
"What if it is?"
"Then I guess we go from there," she says. "So what's all this about going inside my head, exactly? How would you do that and What, exactly, were you planning on doing up there?"
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No. 213106 ID: 701a19

>>213104
"Well, illusionists are aligned with the dream plane, right? So what if we tried some kinda shared dream thing? Both of us can keep part of our mind asleep when we don't need it, so if we can get a link going then we can do hella better than just phones, right?
I've got a spell to get inside your head, and we can work from there."
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No. 213107 ID: 8ab907

i think the best analogy for this would be your mind is a house and your consciousness would be someone that lives there. of course with our mind split training we may have more then one. against an unwilling target it would be like trying to batter the door open. but with you i would knock on the door and you would let me in.
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No. 213214 ID: 8bdb6a

Say "Making sure we've got something there."

After a pause, add "Alternately, dream sex."

Explain your plan. If that takes less than one update, tell her about Gryphona and how you can never ever let her know that you killed a dreamthing back in thread one.
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No. 213798 ID: 4f6e37
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213798

"Making sure we've got something there," says Dio.
"How aptly poetic," says Dahlia
"Alternatively dream sex," says Dio, receiving a punch on the arm for his efforts. Between Dahlia and Jai's collaborative fists his forearms are going to end up ground beef.
He explains Mind Parasite to her, using that house analogy, and she tentatively agrees.

And so it comes to pass that night that Dream Dio knocks on Dream Dahlia's door, and they come face to face for the first time.
"Hey, Dio."
"Hey, Dahl."
"Your subconscious looks like it was drawn by a five year old."
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No. 213799 ID: 18169f

quick, try to make yourself more detailed!
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No. 213801 ID: 70d9eb

>>213798
Make your bulge bigger.
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No. 213802 ID: 6834bc

>>213798
Tell her "I can update faster when I keep things simple", then realize you've shattered the fourth wall and stammer out a different excuse.
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No. 213804 ID: 18169f

oh wait. summon up a box of markers and DRAW yourself more detailed.
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No. 213806 ID: 8bdb6a

Say "Seriously, what's up with that?"

Take a slug of whiskey to increase your IMAGINATION.
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No. 213807 ID: 4f6e37
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213807

"I update faster when I keep it simple," says Dio, unaware that in the haze of Dream the author is a bit more willing to let a little surreality slip in.
"What?" says Dahlia.
"Nothing. Uh. It's my suppressed inner child I had to stifle during my years as a slave, bleeding its way into my unconscious mind as a sort of release."
"Is all that true?"
"Probably not. I don't even know what's up with that. Can I come in?"

As soon as he enters her mind, he feels himself gain more detail. He also, to his surprise, feels considerably more strong, and upon a quick examination, has a bit more muscle mass than he did when he is awake. He realizes that his form in someone else's mind is how he is perceived by them. Useful information in case he ever has to use it on a less cute or willing target. First, change their perception of you into something you can use to your advantage.

Since this is their first time, they try something simple. A flat, black plain. Dahlia summons a box of markers for them and they spend the night doodling across Dahlia's occipital cortex.
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No. 213808 ID: 4f6e37
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213808

The next few days pass in a similar manner when they are together, with Dio spending nights in Dahlia's mind and days trying to ignore the lizard part of his brain that controls his libido.
He tries to spend more time doing stuff that doesn't require physical closeness, and they hang out with Pyramus or Jai or Random present as much as they can, but always his eyes are drawn to her, and always there's that voice, whispering into his ear, you could have had this, if you weren't such a doormat.
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No. 213811 ID: 18169f

tell the voice "i am not a doormat, if i was i would be listening to you."
confuse it with a paradox!
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No. 213813 ID: 701a19

>>213808
Realize you've gone deeper inside her than than any of the lovers in legend, and that better self control is vital to maintaining your supply of 'dat ass.

... Oh, and important for being an illusionist too. Being able to turn your libido (or other parts) off as needed would be a great advantage, since mind-altering chemicals and attacks would be a pretty big deal.
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No. 213816 ID: 8bdb6a

You're an expert mentalist. Find the part of your brain that's talking shit about you and punch it.

Discreetly tell your friends that if a Shifting Dreamthing makes a surprise visit, don't tell it that you killed one. Accept offers to talk it over, especially from Dahlia or Orpheo.

Also: Could you, purely hypothetically, have Dahlia enter your mind? Would that leave her (or another target) all mindless-like?

(Purely hypothetically, since she'd get wierded out by finding herself as a crayon drawing with huge knockers.)

>First, change their perception of you into something you can use to your advantage.
One word: Taller.
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No. 213818 ID: 18169f

the best way to go about that is to keep an illusion of yourself huge and buff wrapped around you at all times. then when you enter their mind since they have only ever seen huge buff dio then you will be.
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No. 213819 ID: a594b9

>>213808
Kick that part of your brain's ass by telling it you're working for the long term.
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No. 214121 ID: 2131c2

Dio, if you can conquer your own nightmares, then controlling your libido should be cake.
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No. 214127 ID: c00244

>>213808
You need to bring up the matter of Gryphona with Orpheo, and as soon as possible. This sort of thing must have happened before and had some kind of results; there are no new stories and all that. Is there a no fly list for summons, or some kind of anti-summoning charm that she can use? I can't see spreading threats like she wanted as in any way potentially effective.
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No. 214153 ID: 4f6e37
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214153

Dio cages his id for now. As a precaution they're sleeping in separate beds, only connecting through their minds. He focuses on trying to find a way to tell people about Gryphona. Dahlia's understanding enough that the dead dreamthing shouldn't be mentioned around her. He supposes he'll tell Orpheo about it later, on Divine.

"Is it working?" asks Dio, as Dahlia steps into his mind.
"I feel more simply rendered," says Dahlia. "And...hmm." She runs a hand along her side. "Curvier. I take that's your doing?"
"Sorry."
"It's fine." She grins. "I feel kinda sexy."

They try their hand at building things up a bit more complex. Sand castles are a little more interesting in the twilight of the mind.
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No. 214154 ID: 4f6e37
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214154

Dio's getting better at this, he thinks. His dreams are getting more and more lucid as he works at it, and if he can build things like this it's only a matter of time until wake up, Dio. Come on, wakey wakey. It's time to pack. Dio? Dio. Dio. Dio. Dio. Deeeeeoooooo. Don't make me get a bucket of water. Wake up.
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No. 214157 ID: 8bdb6a

Say "But I was dreaming about dreaming."

Don't forget your camera, cellphone, knives, armored robe, sudoku, and underwear. The rest is optional.
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No. 214168 ID: a594b9

>>214154
Tell Dahlia you've gotta go. Random is threatening you with severe bodily hydration.
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No. 214749 ID: 4f6e37
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214749

>>214168
"Bye, Dahl," says Dio. "I think Random's threatening me with severe bodily hydration if I don't get moving."
"Ok, well, bye," says Dahlia. "If I don't see you then I'll see you back here again. And, uh..." she says hurriedly, as Dio starts to fade into consciousness, "I'll miss you and I hope you do really good on the divine plane and I think I love you Di"
Random shakes him awake. "You. Pack. Now."
"Yeah, yeah, okay," mutters Dio, sliding out of bed and finding his helmet.

He packs his camera, a Digital Marauder 470V. It's a sleek ergonomic powerhouse, infinitely better than the boxy thing he scrounged on Arcane.
He brings the Wisiazek knives Dahlia gave him. Maybe this time he'll actually use them in combat more to augment his illusions, instead of just summoning everything.
His old alienation cloak he also packs. It is, as Random succinctly points out, "Clownish Alien ass-tard wear" but it beats getting an arrow to the chest any day.
His phone is of course a necessity (though the Divine Plane is apparently notoriously spotty as far as bars are concerned), as is his copy of Tervis' Too Many Damn Sudoku Puzzles, Vol. 15: Will You Please get a Damn Life so I Can Stop Writing These.
His prepped rune is still, as it has been, focus rather than defense. He can switch it if he wants that extra shielding.

He's not forgetting anything, is he?
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No. 214752 ID: 8bdb6a

Canteen? Toothbrush? (Or not. You can just summon one) Shoes? Spyglass? Canned pineapples? Last time you took a crossbow, but this time you can shoot ballista bolts from your hands.

And switch the rune to Defense. Might save you from a close call, later. (And that way we'll get a better idea of how much the Focus rune's been helping up until now)
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No. 214753 ID: e3f578

Yeah, Vol. 16 Sudoku puzzles. 15 is a horrible edition they're so easy with your sudoku master brain. Don't pussy out and take the easy edition hell no your taking the goddamn fucking encyclopedia book size of sudoku and beat the shit out of all of it you sly muthafucker.

No fuck it, we are making a 3D illusion sudoku puzzle cube and your going to solve the fuck outta it. No wait that will probably be your ultimate challenge on the divine plane that mister demon noble guy will force you through, don't worry about making your cube now.

Also Playvidder magazine. For the articles. I hear they're good this month.
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No. 214788 ID: dad664

Batteries.
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No. 214791 ID: c71597

>>214749
Extra batteries for the camera, extra pens for the sudoku. And maybe a wordseek puzzle as well.

Oh, and bring along some candy and extra drinks as well. You never know when you might need some extra energy or bribes for kids.
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No. 214801 ID: a594b9

Bring extra film. Or is the camera digital? Are you forgetting underwear?

Maybe you should tell Dahlia you're feeling... uh, you are feeling the same way, right Dio? You are growing attached to her? You've been having a great time these past 5 days with her, without having sex... there must be some connection.

Maybe that can be saved for the next time you go to sleep, though.
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No. 214806 ID: 4bf8b2

It's about time you branched out into more difficult puzzles.

Bring a collection of cross sums.
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No. 214830 ID: 197650

A picture of your girlfriend~

more weapons, you can never have too many weapons.
food and water
possibly a tent? I don't know if sleeping space will be provided.
take a spyglass with you.
money, obviously.
>Also Playvidder magazine. For the articles. I hear they're good this month.
do you play any instruments?
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No. 214902 ID: 40cb26

>"Clownish Alien ass-tard wear"
You're an illusionist, make that shit look stylin!
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No. 215000 ID: 4f6e37
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215000

After some thought Dio brings batteries, some food for the trip (pineapple is the best fruit there is no denying this), a spyglass, 100 gilt (half his cash at the moment), and a hand crossbow. He does not see why he needs to bring along a picture of Dahlia if he's going to see her whenever he sleeps anyway.

Random shepherds him out the door, still half awake, and he runs into two mages waiting outside. One's a slim guy in a neatly pressed suit with an empty crossbow slung across his back, the other's a moderately heavyset girl in a cast-iron helmet and robes denoting an Arcanist Stalwart. They're a select group of warrior arcane magi who specialize in tearing things up at close range.

"Morning," says the crossbow guy brightly. "You'd be Dio, then? I'm Wendat." He shakes Dio's hand. "Wendat Huron. Pleasure to meet you. Random's your roomate?" Dio nods blearily. "My condolences."

"Oh look a giant came by with his toolbox and one fell out and now there is a big giant tool in front of me," says Random. "Wendat, you evil-ass Ark Fraternity refuse shitcan."

"Random, you pig-disgusting waste of biomass," ways Wendat, grabbing his shoulder. "How are you. I haven't seen you in months."

"Good," says Random. "Shorty here is my total bitch as far as cleaning the dorm is concerned. Wendat's my old roomate, Dio. He's a snobbish, anal retentive douchebag Arker."

"Glad to see you haven't lost that scintillating wit that makes us all love you, Random," says Wendat. "This is, ah, Eulinda, by the way."

He gestures to the Stalwart, who nods, and says "Hi," nervously.

"Shall we get going, then?" says Wendat. "I believe Professor Diraiphe is waiting for us in the Portal Chambers.
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No. 215001 ID: e3f578

I ponder if the removal of the ears hurt like a bitch. I also ponder if that would be an offensive question to ask. For an Arker this guy doesn't seem all that bad, kinda actually not psychotic at all even.

Shit, that means you gotta keep an eye on him Dio. This fucker is craftier than a goddamn beaver.
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No. 215009 ID: 620bfb

Even if it's an insane practice, the lack of ears really makes that suit work. Looks real sharp on him.
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No. 215010 ID: c00244

>>215000
Dio, wake up. Big day today. And note to yourself: It appears that you're not really getting a lot of rest while wandering in others' dreams during the night. Don't make too much of a habit of it unless you figure out how to overcome that difficulty.

>He does not see why he needs to bring along a picture of Dahlia if he's going to see her whenever he sleeps anyway.
Because that way you'll have something to stare at if you're suddenly desperately pining for her while awake, obviously.


Keep a sharp eye on Wendat, but don't be too paranoid; like any other organization the Ark Fraternity is made up of individuals, and odds are they're not all evil bastards. Try to get a solid handle on what Wendat can do regardless, though. Bring up group tactics or something when a convenient opportunity arises.

Eulinda seems nervous. Offer her a sudoku puzzle if she continues to be awkward later, as a gesture of friendship and bonding. It's usually good to be on the good side of elite melee shredder types.

If you're awake enough, make some small talk as you move. Ask if they've been to the divine planes before, what they're studying, where they're from, random stuff of that nature. Be friendly. If you're not awake enough, just listen to Random and Wendat talk and attempt to extract information about them from their conversation.
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No. 215020 ID: abe198

also, wrap an illusion of yourself being huge and buff and powerful around you. if all the people on the divine see is big powerful dio then when in there minds they will also see big powerful dio. meaning anyone you mind parasite on will have to face a REAL big powerful dio.
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No. 215043 ID: 4f6e37
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215043

Dio and everyone else make small talk as they head down to the Portal Room. Eulinda's still pretty quiet, and everyone's chatter is stuck on a pretty superficial level as opposed to full backstory-revealing. Apparently Random and Wendat are the only ones who have been to divine, besides maybe Epraim. No one knows anything about Epraim.
"Did it hurt, getting your ears chopped off?" asks Dio, after he's sure Wendat won't flip out on him.
"Oh, yes. It stung like a bitch," says Wendat. "It was over quick, though, luckily. There's some magic they use to get it to heal properly. The eye reddening thing is sort of annoying, like an eyelash stuck in there or something, but it only lasts an hour or two. Why do you ask? Were you thinking of joining the Ark?"
"Not really," says Dio.

They meet Orpheo and Epraim in the Portal Chamber next to the pulsating gateway into Divine. "Late, Random," says Orpheo. "I am stunned. Hurt, truly."
"It's not my fault," says Random. "Short Dark and Nerdy here slept in."
"I'll attribute it to your corrosive influence on him," says Orpheo.
"Random as a roomate is a recipe for disaster," says Wendat.
"I suppose if he was with you he'd simply be training to fight the Two Eyed Menace and doing stereotypical villain rituals involving doing awful things to black cats," says Orpheo.
"Well, I mean," says Wendel. "I like cats."
"So. Here we are at the cusp of adventure. There's no turning back after this."
"I'd say I'm a dog person, more, but that doesn't mean I'm just going to go ahead and cut a cat up or something..."
"It was a joke, Wendat. Ready, everyone?"
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No. 215046 ID: 3a289a

>Wendat
>Wendel
>Wendat
You can tell it's late at night.

>>215043
We're ready.
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No. 215085 ID: c71597

>>215043
Lets get going. Jump through the portal like the fucking cool-aid man while yelling "Oh yeah!" to make sure you make a proper first impression.

Or maybe not. But go on through the portal in a badass manner.
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No. 215099 ID: a594b9

Before we go in, start up that illusion that makes you look big and tough. It will be vital to keep that active for the entire time we're in the Divine Plane... so that we will gain that body when we use Mind Parasite.
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No. 215182 ID: 4f6e37
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215182

Dio mentally starts designing a larger, more intimidating version of himself as they line up in front of the portal.
"Ready, mages?" says Orpheo.
"Yeah," says Dio.
"Mhmm," says Eulinda.
"Ready," says Wendat.
"Get on with it," says Random.
"All right," says Orpheo.
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No. 215183 ID: 4f6e37
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215183

"Here we go."
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215184

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No. 215188 ID: 4f6e37

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