BlueBall3R 2026/06/02(Tue)00:37 No. 1127474 ID: 89e385
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BlueBall3R: HEY! Is this thing on?

BlueBall3R: Coming at you LIVE from Phi Lambda Upsilon Sorority at FAIRY COLLEGE!

BlueBall3R: How many we got in here?!?! HANDS UP WHERE I CAN SEE EM

"Name's Lan-dino! Yo! Hi! Hey! He-llo!"

"C'mon, type something, chat, before I get bored and shut this off."

Battery: 52%

How many thimbles deep are you right now?

Thought on wet fairy tshirt contest?

show us a trick!

what's this stream about?

Quite the name you got there, i’m hoping its totally unrelated to an event of some sort

Show us your

family's income.

...What were you expecting? 'Show us your grades?'
Those are obviously skewed by every racist university towards whoever has the highest standing, so your income should allow me to extrapolate.

...Also I dare you to breastfeed an animal lol

BlueBall3R 2026/06/02(Tue)01:37 No. 1127482 ID: 89e385
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BlueBall3R: I’m deep enough to have a good time! I’m BORED and you’re my party in my room! That’s what it’s all about.

BlueBall3R: I dunno I’m not a tricky girl lol

BlueBall3R: BOO I’m not showing you any money! I’m not reading all that.

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“Wet t-shirt contest? What makes you think you’d be a good judge?”

>>1127482
Fine, I dare you to go buy a platinum dildo and record your face while you simultaneously sing and masturbate

That's a thing professional singers did, check the 'net

too chicken to try it? suppose there's other streamers ready to compete

We've seen enough to give you good objective analysis

What is magic without a few tricks? Show us your godmother skills on your own clothes.

Oooh, a vtuber!

BlueBall3R 2026/06/02(Tue)02:50 No. 1127489 ID: 89e385
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BlueBall3R: V what? Like, virtually-real illusions? I can move the lens and show different angles. Here, see?

BlueBall3R: And I guess if you think I’m a fake, you won’t be interested in visiting my sorority sisters

BlueBall3R: But you probably aren’t interested are you? You said there are OTHER streamers you wanna watch, right? Unlessssssss you’re curious about seeing what’s behind door number one down the hall…

BlueBall3R: Chat, you’re gonna make me look like a SLUT in front of my friends if you keep talking about getting off or titty sucking. I’m warning you!

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"Godmothering my own clothes? Wouldn’t you rather see some hot sorority babes changing for real instead of with magic?”

Are your friends there with you? Can they say hi to us?

show us your college nerd friends!

Good idea, go change with them!

alright let's see the fits

How many wards are on your college walls?

BlueBall3R 2026/06/02(Tue)04:46 No. 1127503 ID: 89e385
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BlueBall3R: Okay peoples we gonna go say HI to some nerds!

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“Psst! Hey, you guys wanna see some good stuff, then make sure to dare me to mess around a bit, okay? Nothing too lewd! I’ll make it worth your while, okay? Okay!”

Violent Camera Motions, screen goes black

-Landi: “HEY NERDS! Guess who found where you hid the magic camera???”

-Bossy Voice: “I’m a little teacup, short and stout! You weren’t supposed to start without us! We were supposed to have fun together! How much battery is left? I want to tease them too! Hereismyhandlehereismyspout.”

-Shy Voice: “Um… tease who? What is this?”

-Amused Voice: “Quack. Just sit in the background, sweetie. Quack.”

Black Screen
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BlueBall3R: Yes hello this is nerd central

GymBunni: Sup nerds

FairlyTallErrant: Get nerded nerds

BlueBall3R: I tricked you you’re all nerds now chat

…

-Bossy Voice: “Is it on?”

-Landi: “Ha, you didn’t say the rhyme, take a drink!”

-Bossy Voice: “Okay, okay!”

FairlyTallErrant: Quack how do you work this thing nerds quack

-Landi: “You gotta ask for a dare first! And you don’t need to do the quacking thing anymore, Rocio lost!”

-Rocio: “No way this thing is fueled by dares. There’s gotta be some other way to mess with these nerds. Right, nerds?

Battery: 47%

And now I dare you to play
Titanfall, the tabletop board game!

OK ducky I dare ya to pour a glass of water on your head. Like water off a duck's back!

Oh no don't mess with us.
especially don't sit on the camera, we'd haaaate that

dare you to balance a glass of alcohol on your head and have someone drink from it. no hands!

I'm unaware of how sex magick transformations work, so I'll as this. Can you manifest a big girlcock and balls for yourself? I'm not saying you have to do it now or anything, just being prepared

In the meantime, I'll ask a question relevant to right now. Are any of your other friends campeople?

>>1127508

I second this. Perform the dexterity check!

>>1127508
Agreed, but switch it so that BlueBall3R is the one drinking