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1126197 No. 1126197 ID: f22723

U r bee

U do bee thing
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No. 1126480 ID: 9bbb0e

>>1126467
Wasps love aggression. Get commitment.
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No. 1126482 ID: fd169b

fervor
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No. 1126508 ID: 8efae0
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1126508

>>1126482
waps showz U fervor

"Now, what's interesting about this scent, is that it contains caffeine. Only a small spritz of it, and your memory and focus will increase greatly."

suonds good! :)
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No. 1126509 ID: 44e307
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1126509

U take & it lok swishy!

U want 2 try!
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No. 1126510 ID: 91456e
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1126510

U FLLL GOUD!!

WAOW WAOW WAOW WAOW WAOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U CN DOO ANTIG!!!

WRE NEX WER NETX!!!
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No. 1126511 ID: a30fb1
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1126511

GO ET NU BUSZZ!!

GOGOGOGOGOOGOOGOGOGOOO
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No. 1126512 ID: f1622d
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1126512

WHCH 1 WICH 1 WIYCH 1 WHAIICH1111!!!!!
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No. 1126521 ID: 9bbb0e

>>1126512
SLIPPY TWIRLY CROSS SLIDY THINGS MIDDLE TOP TOP MIDDLE X
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No. 1126525 ID: fd169b

NO NO THE 1 UNNER THAT, IS JUSTA LITTLE GUY
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No. 1126531 ID: 9f3aec
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1126531

UT RY BOT

X 1 DAT LOKS LIEK X MAKE U SOND SOFTER

1 TAHTS UNNER MAKE U SOUND LOUTER

U LEIK 2 B LOUT!!
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No. 1126532 ID: e492e4
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1126532

U RDY U REDAY U READY

U GO 2 WAPS AND SAY U READY

WAASP LOOK SCARRED NO RESON 2 B SACRED U ONLT WANT 2 DATE KINFG
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No. 1126533 ID: e123e2
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1126533

U GO 2 HOUZE WHERE WIT KING IS

GARD SAZ U NO COME IN U LOOK CREZY

BUT U NOT CREAZY U ONLY WANT 2 DAYT KING

WAY UO DO??
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No. 1126534 ID: 9bbb0e

>>1126533
OH NO YOU VIBRATED TOO HARD THE PAPER FLOOR STARTED ON FIRE

PANIC
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No. 1126535 ID: fd169b

DATS OKAY YOU MAKE YOU OWN DOOR BABABBAABAA
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No. 1126537 ID: 70f58a

They're not scared of you they're scared of the gun!
Offer honey as a bribe to get in.
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No. 1126539 ID: 0c7ea7
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1126539

>>1126534
WAT! O NO
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No. 1126540 ID: aa6bd8
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1126540

GETA WAY
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No. 1126541 ID: 7acc17
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1126541

>>1126535
U MACKE NEW DOOR

VRY EAZY
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No. 1126542 ID: aa5171
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1126542

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No. 1126543 ID: 66c03f
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1126543

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No. 1126544 ID: 2fbe56
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1126544

Wat U do?
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No. 1126546 ID: 70f58a

>>1126544
Introduce yourself and offer to take him to safety away from the fire!
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No. 1126548 ID: 19ca09

>>1126544
I AM HERE TO REXCUE U MY KING
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No. 1126549 ID: fd169b

Make a gallant bow

oh no! you didn't bring a gift!
Praise his waspish good looks to distract
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No. 1126552 ID: ac2578

U go & u bow 2 dee king. U den reach owt & awfer 2 danse wit teh king.
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No. 1126743 ID: 83a9d1
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1126743

>>1126546
U say "Hai!! I m drone off hiv cerena!!! I wana date U!"
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No. 1126744 ID: f1a2d8
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1126744

"Yes! Whatever! Don't hurt me! I'll help you fulfill the prophecy! Just help me get away from the fire!"

:D :D :D sayz YES!! :D :D :D
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No. 1126745 ID: 1e856b
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1126745

Naow U make hole 4 2 leave wit king
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No. 1126747 ID: 8262c1
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1126747

>>1126552
>>1126549
OH NAO!! U FOGROT!!

U bow 2 king and say vry good antnenas!
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No. 1126748 ID: 7a85c9
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1126748

"FUCK FUCK FUCK JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE"
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No. 1126749 ID: 0e26f4
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1126749

U take king wit u

waps king skwurm & act liek litle larva tho. NOT HOT!!

were u take king now?
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No. 1126751 ID: 5e3b68

to the walrus pits
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No. 1126752 ID: 70f58a

Show him all the best flowers!
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No. 1126759 ID: fd169b

>>1126752
yeah he's probably never seen the world outside of his nest. You know how royals are
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No. 1126761 ID: 89e385

>>1126752
ye
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No. 1126769 ID: a68ca3

Show off 2 u stinky hive sisters
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No. 1126771 ID: 252ac7
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1126771

>>1126752
>>1126759
>>1126761

knig probbly nevar c floer u think. woult be vry romantic!

U fly 2 closet flwoer feld.
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No. 1126772 ID: 35d66b
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1126772

U want 2 talk abbt thihng 4 date.

U say "Haii king!! I <3 U!!"

kign zays "What? I'm not the king. I'm the president."

Silly waps not know wat king is! U tink is vry funny

"U r vry stuopd kign! U not preserdernt."

"Okay, you're the uh... you're the special hero, right? The only Apocrita capable of using guns?"

"Thnk U!! I think I m hero 2!"

"I'm going to say this very clearly. You are stupid. Our scientists decades ago knew that one day, an Apocrita would hatch that would have the mental capacity to use a gun. But, they also knew that in order to have the necessary spatial reasoning, other parts of the brain would have to be sacrificed."

"I not stupd!! U stoupid!! >:( >:( >:("

U so angry!! How cood knig waps say so mean?? How U fix?!
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No. 1126774 ID: 34acdf

>>1126772
Twll him make u king honey 4 apologie
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No. 1126777 ID: 70f58a

>>1126772
Tell him to be nice to you!
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No. 1126792 ID: fd169b

If yur so stoopid why would wasp give you this gun? checkmate kingy
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No. 1126850 ID: 2f14c4
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1126850

>>1126774
>>1126777
"U r VREY maen! U jsut lek r00d sizter! waps gieved me gun an say I stand up 4 myslef. naow u gev me honey 2a polygize!"
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No. 1126851 ID: 204f70
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1126851

"I'm a wasp! I can't make honey! You. are. stupid! plain and simple. The sooner you address that the sooner--"
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No. 1126852 ID: 4de097
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1126852

"Okay. I can see your side of the argument, and I give in."

...

Waow... waps king make vry bad honye...

"Now... uh... could you take me back to the city? I don't know where we are."

U say yes? waps king is been r00d...
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No. 1126854 ID: 70f58a

Bad honey? Well, it's a start.
He's also gotta tell you what other things the scientists have been saying about you. Did he say something about a prophecy when you were picking him up for the date?
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No. 1126859 ID: fd169b

poor wasp king, he doens't evens know how to make huny. should show him how, beecuz your nice
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No. 1126861 ID: 9bbb0e

>>1126852
he iz trying. :) ur honey not gud either. tell him he did a grate job!!
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No. 1126901 ID: ac2578

U haz 2 show da king how 2 mak teh honey so other waps don't think he stoopids and elect new king.
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No. 1126915 ID: 35d66b
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1126915

The penumbra laid flat upon our time is cast by the corpse giants of before. Their minds remain enigmatic, but their practices are not. Slathered in ardent fervor, they worshiped the geometric and vast. So desperate for the blessings of cut corners, they conjured spirits of smoke and steam to inhabit shells of steel, animate golems of motive.
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No. 1126916 ID: 35d66b
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1126916

The foreseen face of destruction jeered at their willing failure, their self sabotage, their facade of ignorant suicide. Their hell was manufactured, mass produced, and mania infested the veins of industry.
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No. 1126918 ID: 35d66b
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1126918

They went beyond the sky where they could scream and gnash their teeth letting history unravel like a ribbon behind them, parasites leaving their sustenance mother splayed and bleeding.
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No. 1126919 ID: 35d66b
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1126919

It is for this reason they are known as the eaters.
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No. 1126920 ID: 35d66b
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1126920

And it is said that if earth had ever regained value to the eaters, and their eyes to turn again to the land they had forgotten, a thousand hands would reach out from the darkness and pull the world apart.
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No. 1126921 ID: 35d66b
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1126921

"So you see, you are valuable to them. A bee with a gun is practically unmatched in combat against eaters, and so they will try and claim you to fight for them. So, you have a destiny to help defend the earth from the eaters."
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No. 1126922 ID: 35d66b
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1126922

>>1126859
>>1126861
>>1126901
waps keng keep taking abut stuf u don ot care about

U think u should haelp waps king mek gooder hone

U rember taht the honye u make isnt not vrey good until sizters at hiv miks it up. mayb wasp king need siztares 2 help 2?
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No. 1126935 ID: 70f58a

>>1126921
Huh, what's that thing in the sky? I don't like it.
Shoot it.
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No. 1126938 ID: 9bbb0e

>>1126921
BIRD

bird danger shoot bird
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No. 1126940 ID: fd169b

whats that thing? too loud shoot it
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No. 1126957 ID: 1de1ba

>>1126922
Admire sky thing, then shoot for being too bright

Go to your stupid old home and use power of gun to get some sisters
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No. 1126989 ID: fd679d

KILL STRANGE ROD SKY THING KILL
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No. 1127043 ID: 35d66b

https://questden.org/kusaba/questdis/res/145356.html#145357
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No. 1127089 ID: d9f59e
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1127089

>>1126935
>>1126938
>>1126957
>>1126989

U think berds r scarry! >x< u go 2 shuot @ it!
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No. 1127090 ID: 8a7617
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1127090

"waow teh baerds r relly mean now. Why waz so lout?"

"CRAP! The other hives are already sending missiles! How did they find out about you so quickly?? And they've already come to the decision that you're to risky to let live! We need to get out of here!"

U tink about ware 2 go. Mom saiz 2 never bring home strantgers, so maybe go back 2 waps cty? but mabye u think taht hivs r being 2 mean. how make them stap?
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No. 1127091 ID: 315446

>>1127090
ACQUIRE SISTERS AND WASPS, BUILD SUPERHIVE
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No. 1127093 ID: 9bbb0e

>>1127090
>>1127091
u need 2 get u sum royale jelly frum queen mother
Then can maek superbabbies high breeds w wasp king!
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No. 1127095 ID: 70f58a

Ok let's go back to his hive.
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No. 1127097 ID: 1f96ef

Make waps prisedented tel teh quinn abut the profasy!

Maik all yur hive jon forzes wth other hives n win big agnst evil eaterz!
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No. 1127100 ID: fd169b

>>1127093
u cuould hav so meny eggz!
like 50 eggs even
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No. 1127114 ID: ac2578

go bak 2 da waps hive.
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No. 1127123 ID: 4d2a72

Kiss king. Go hiz hous. Be a good. Hide
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No. 1127131 ID: e123e2
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1127131

>>1127095
>>1127114
>>1127123

ok u go back 2 waps king hiv

looks vry clody. u wondar y?
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No. 1127132 ID: f6ab4b
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1127132

woaw meny waps here!

y so meny in enteranse?
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No. 1127134 ID: ca719a
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1127134

>>1127091
>>1127093
>>1127097
>>1127100

"HAI!! i wanna maek supar hiev beecuz evrey1 want 2 kill me an also want 2 have egg wiht keing waps. how 2 do i stel royel jelly from quein and aslo haow 2 maek egg?"
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No. 1127135 ID: 6e5f35
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1127135

evrey1 looks @ u weird...

did u saiy something rong? how make them tinhk agree with u?
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No. 1127137 ID: 1de1ba

>>1127135
theres lots of honi if they join u
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No. 1127140 ID: 9bbb0e

>>1127135
In a display of your vast and unrivaled intellect, shoot a diagram of the flight trajectory and impact radius of probable incoming missiles into the wall.
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No. 1127155 ID: fd169b

U all want 2 make eggs too right? Hav lots of cute grubbies around
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No. 1127212 ID: 06a3f3

Tell them big mean eater bad guys coming.

Shows them useful tool u have n tell them you can defeat eaterz if tehy help u find maik better hony.
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No. 1127224 ID: fd679d

More frens for dans party. Why the stobe light so slo? Mebe they help fin rolay jelly
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No. 1127299 ID: cc4abf
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1127299

Enough of that. You need to get your mind out of the past. History is over and done with, and you've got work to do.
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No. 1127300 ID: 5a64c4
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1127300

Edith buzzes over the intercom.
"New case, Charlie. Looks like another mob job."
You sigh. Quick money if you're discrete, quick death if you aren't.
"Send them in, Edie."
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No. 1127301 ID: cb45a3
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1127301

code]You watch as a young wasp walks in. You already know you'll regret getting involved in whatever's going on here. A dame like that doesn't come to a place like this without a very good reason.[/code]
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No. 1127302 ID: ff3427
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1127302

code]You decide it's best to skip the introductions and get to the meat.[/code]
"How hot's the water you're in?" You ask gruffly.
She looks taken aback for a moment before regaining her composure.
"No, no. This isn't really for my sake, it's for a friend."
Friend? The only thing worse than the mob asking you for a favor is the mob asking you to do a favor for someone too hot to touch.
"Can't say I find that reassuring, miss..."
"Linda."
"Miss Linda. Your... more powerful friends are too scared to help? Tried asking them?"
"Well, I'm not sure they'd like me asking anybody, and I don't want them to find out."
This case is already bordering on radioactive. It's probably best not to get involved at all.
"Miss Linda, you're saying some quite alarming things, and I'm just not sure I can really--"
"Wait."Miss Linda interjects."Before you say no, just listen to the details first."
You sigh. This isn't the type of gal who you'd be able to stop talking, anyway.
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No. 1127303 ID: bdd27c
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1127303

"Jethro's gang, they robbed the museum last month, One of them has gone missing recently-My friend, Betty. She's not the type to run away and hide, so I figured something must be wrong."
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No. 1127304 ID: 6f411d
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1127304

"See, Jethro has three close associates, Betty's one of them. The other two are Jimmy and Billy. And there's about a dozen goons working beneath each of them. So when Betty goes missing, all of her goons go to Billy."
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No. 1127305 ID: 6e5f35
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1127305

"This is all because Betty's hooking up with Billy, but she's also in an affair with Kerry, one of Teddy's squad. Billy and Kerry hate each other, so if they ever found out Betty was sleeping with the other... I don't wanta think about that. But, anyways, I was thinking you could maybe help find her. "
Her explanation wasn't as reassuring as she'd hoped. You open your mouth to issue a quick refusal, but she blurts something out before you get the chance.
"Your real name is Walter!"
How could she know that? You crossed half the country so you'd never hear that name again, and yet she's spitting it out like month-old milk. How are you supposed to respond to that!?
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No. 1127323 ID: 125b36

That's not a name I do business with sister. How about you make like a bee and get out of here
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No. 1127324 ID: 093335

Tell toots here to shut her gob is what!
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No. 1127328 ID: 4dba51
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1127328

>>1127323
>>1127324
Right. If she's already bringing you trouble, she's too dangerous to work for.
"Listen, I don't know who this 'Walter' fella is, or why you seem to mistake me for him, but you're gonna get out of here and stop wasting my time."
She sighs.
"I was hoping I wouldn't have to do this, Walter."
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No. 1127329 ID: 99694c
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1127329

She puts a purse on the table and pulls out a gun you recognize all too well.
"You know, there's an unsolved murder out in Townsend. You've probably never heard of such a po-dunk little village, But the sheriff is one of the most persistent men I've ever met."
Your eyes narrow.
"Interesting circumstances too. The victim was shot in the head, but was found in his car underwater."
You can't believe it's come back to you.
"Couple'a kids found it when swimming in the lake. They weren't too happy about that."
A quick death was too good for the fucker anyway.
"The sheriff's afraid of the water, so he never looked that car."
It wasn't until you skipped town that you realized the matchbox you dropped in the struggle.
"That's why he missed the matchbox."
Who even thought it was a good idea to put a nightclub next to the trainstation?
"It was from a club. 'Precious.' Right next to a trainstop."
You needed a smoke, but ran out of matches.
"The attendant said someone had asked for matches as soon as he left the train."
This is going nowhere. Time to nip it in the bud.
"Checking the destinations for the train that night-"
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No. 1127330 ID: bc130e
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1127330

"Shut up! I'll do the damn job!"
"I'm glad you've come around, Charlie."
She lights a cigarette before leaving the room.
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No. 1127331 ID: 7a5985
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1127331

Damn. Hendrick warned you about this. 'The mob's got resources. Any dirt you got they'll find and use against you.' Shoulda listened to him more.
Where do you even want to start? You could look for Betty's apartment, maybe go down to Teddy's bar. Jethro's speakeasy is run out of the back of a music store, and the museum might have some clues.
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No. 1127337 ID: 9bbb0e

>>1127331
Where we wanna start is with Jimmy's crew. Take a wild card turn, question Kerry. Sleeping around with your superior's colleague, it ain't the sorta dirt you want floating around free. And dirt's what makes the world go round, ain't it?
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No. 1127349 ID: fd169b

>>1127337
Wait no, Kerry's in a different rival gang. still its a place to start. Go to Teddy's bar and ask around, delicate like
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No. 1127442 ID: 224582
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1127442

>>1127349

Walking into Teddy's 'respectable establishment' you find one of his goons drinking alone. Stepping closer, you can see why. He's got wings. Deformed ones, sure, but disgusting nonetheless.
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No. 1127443 ID: 224582
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1127443

You figure Teddy wanted someone on his team who could meanmug just about anybody. It's useful for collecting protection fees. Poor suckers like this aren't told a whole lot, but aren't too loyal either. It's a good place to start. You sit in front of him, and he looks up.
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No. 1127444 ID: 224582
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1127444

"The club's not open. Get out or I'll make ya." The words seem more like a formality than an actual command.
Ignoring the statement; "I'm a private investigator. I've got a few questions."
He gives a gruff but defeated sigh.
"Now, what do you know abo-"
Before you can finish the question, he starts lamenting his own problems.
"Why couldn't they finished what they started, man? The humans. They added mites with the mutated DWV, but didn't get rid of the old DWV."
You're not exactly sure how to respond. If you commiserate, he might become too distracted to answer any questions. It might be best to rush through this discussion to get to the important part.
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No. 1127445 ID: 224582
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1127445

"Ehhh. No one gets to choose their past. All we can do is focus on the present.""They never thought of the consequences. They had a goal a-and just stopped once they reached it. The Neanderthal strategy gets you there, but it can't controll what happens after that..."
He trails off into a long diatribe about it. How are you gonna snap him out of it, and what kinds of questions should you ask?
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No. 1127455 ID: 88c284

>>1127445
Internally consider how in certain insects, it was only the top brass, the queens and the consorts, who got wings, and how things have reversed in the modern era.

Externally...
Say, he's some kinda anthropologist, is he? Well, you're more into Entomology, specifically the findin' and preservation of endangered dames. The name Betty ring a bell to this palooka?
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No. 1127459 ID: 4d2a72

"We can speculate the past all we want sir, but in the end, we are who we are in the preset, and we have to make do with what we can to survive. As is, there just so happens to be an individual out there, the survival of which may be in jeopardy. Name's Betty, happen to catch an iota of information on her?"
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