Congratulations, you won the lottery. You are the main character, and the whole world is going to have a problem with that.

RISE FROM YOUR BED

YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH THE POWER OF FERRET

Suggestion 2025/11/26(Wed)16:48 No. 1117781 ID: ee5fa2
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>>1117773
>>1117774
>>1117775
>>1117777
"Mmmf, huh? Wh-whu!? What the hell? Who's there!?"

(crickets)

some red mist from the temporal rift has deposited us voices within your head, we are very sorry for this inconvenience

Are you Rune?

GUESS WHAT YOU GET TO DEAL WITH NOW

VOICES IN YOUR HEAD

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>1117781
Do you have a history of psychotropic substance use?
Its not the reason this is happening but honestly, itd explain a lot and probably make you better prepared to deal with all this.

We are your imaginary friends, and we seek entertainment. Hope you have an interesting personality, otherwise we will die of boredom.

>>1117781
No idea who I am, just got here after all. Buuuuut it seems I and a bunch of other voices now live in your head. ISN"T THIS WONDERFUL!?!?

Buddy, you're in for a rough night

Suggestion 2025/11/27(Thu)08:50 No. 1117863 ID: ee5fa2
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>>1117783
>>1117786
>>1117782
>>1117788
>>1117792
>>1117793
>>1117794
>>1117802
"Very funny. You better get outta my apartment before the cops get here!"

Jokes on them, even if the cops did still come out this far, I don't have anything worth stealing to begin with.

I dunno, that phone might be worth something still

Now you do.
I'm hiding behind your furniture, you should smash it all up with that bat until you find me.

We are the thought police, your internet search history brought us here. What do you have to confess?

That's a nice tattoo on your chest there. kinda minimalist but a rich color

you look fat not an insult just a statement

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

>>1117863
"Jokes on them, even if the cops did still come out this far, I don't have anything worth stealing to begin with."
You thought that.
We heard it.
Perhaps take a moment to consider you may not be able to bat your problem away here.
Your tattoo is cool. Kinda red. Not in the "didnt follow the cleaning advice" way. More neon.
Look, pal.
Put down the bat before you trash what little stuff youve got.

>>1117863
Yeah sorry we really are in your head and we're hearing your thoughts!
>>1117870
Oh be nice the dudes a little pudgy at worst.

>>1117863
You have been marked. You have been chosen.

Congratulation, you got voices in your head now. We are absolutely, utterly convinced we're helpful and we will have opinions on what you should do pretty much all the time. This is no optional. We will not shut up.

Side note, I believe you're not the only one in your neighborhood who got "blessed" with a colorful entourage tonight. We saw several red motes emerge, but only one got to you.
Assuming the others have the same effect we do on people, just keep an eye out for people looking annoyed and/or acting erratically.

What can you take from someone who has nothing... I guess your hair would be a start, hand it over guy, I don't have all day.

go back to sleep, let's sort this out when the sun comes up
>>1117870
not really? it's a cute amount of pudge

Fat is fat, it insulates and protects in normal amounts. Now hair on the other hand, what purpose does it really serve? To be collected surely :)

Suggestion 2025/11/28(Fri)12:40 No. 1117967 ID: ee5fa2
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>>1117865
>I dunno, that phone might be worth something still

"What? No, this thing is like, 12 years out of date it's not worth anything now-"

Suggestion 2025/11/28(Fri)12:42 No. 1117968 ID: ee5fa2
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"Wait..."

Suggestion 2025/11/28(Fri)12:43 No. 1117969 ID: ee5fa2
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>>1117867
>>1117875
>>1117878
>>1117908

I didn't say that out loud! Is this it? Am I finally going insane!?

Yes. You should start carving arcane sigils into your chest in blood and- oh. Well you're one step ahead of the game.

We're in ur head, stealin ur ideas!
... These ideas suck, so here: take some of ours:
You got a red glowy symbol on ur chest. At least it looks that way to us. Go check in a mirror, is it visible to your too?

You are part of something bigger and have just entered the comic pyramid scheme. My suggestion is to check the news on the phone and see if other people are going crazy just like you are.

Hmm I dunno, that seems like a pretty rational response to hearing voices there bud. Don't seem very insane to me.

But it looks like you got a glyph on your chest. It is either real or a hallucination, and you can test this by taking a picture with your phone and seeing if your friends can see it or not.

>>1117969
No. We came from outside. Maybe you should look out the window and see if others like us are still streaming down from the giant portal in the sky.

>>1117969
Not insane, just Fucked.

But enough of having a crisis about if you're insane or not... you should climb a tree (with no pants), it'd be funny.

Or dont, if you're boring...

Yes, you're batshit insane, and I think you know what you should do next. Look into the mirror and start spiraling :D

>>1117969
If you were, you probably wouldnt have the self awareness left to question your sanity.
So.
Were in your head, but that doesnt mean we arent real.
Actually. I dont think were IN in your head. More squatting on the surface.
I mean, we see surface thoughts but nothing deeper.
Like your name.
Say, what is your name?

You don't seem that insane to me. You display an healthy amount of skepticism and thinking you're going mad is a very reasonable thing to do in your current situation. Neither of those things will be of much help to you, of course, because this is actually real.

Anyway, since you don't look like you're going to be able to go back to sleep, you should take a quick look in a mirror. If you don't live alone, I also advise putting on a shirt afterward.

Yes.
Hunt down the others.

>>1117969
no you still have your mind, instead you're just possessed. As for proof, look at your chest.

It means you've been chosen, for what you might ask well let me tell you...
...
...
...
I have no idea.

Suggestion 2025/12/17(Wed)12:19 No. 1119186 ID: ee5fa2
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>>1117971
>>1117978
>>1118067
> look at your chest.

"Whu- WHAT THE FUCK!?"

What the fuck is this? This has to be some kind of dream or something! But the voices said it's not. Am I really going to listen to these random voices!?

Suggestion 2025/12/17(Wed)12:24 No. 1119187 ID: ee5fa2
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>>1118015
>Say, what is your name?

My name is Kyle. I live alone, and I have no immediate family.

>>1117978
>see if your friends can see it or not.

I have co-workers, but not really anyone I'd consider a friend.

>>1118019
>You don't seem that insane to me.

That's usually a pretty reassuring thing for the voice in one's head to be telling them, I suppose.

>>1117980
> Maybe you should look out the window and see if others like us are still streaming down from the giant portal in the sky.

It looks pretty normal out there right now. I don't see anything weird in the sky.

Maybe go to sleep and see if the world has changed after you wake up.

Yeah, unless you suddenly know how to cast fireball you should probably go back to sleep and watch for fallout in the morning. See if you can hear us in dreams too.
…After packing a go bag. Things might be very interesting tomorrow.

Poke it. See if it shows up in pictures. Wiggle your hands and say ‘Abracadabra’.

>>1119187
Dang, is it gone? Maybe it's in another direction... Sheesh, is that the sun rising? What time is it?

huh, short of looking at your phone to see if any news sites or randos on social media are talking about strange lights in the sky or weird symbols showing up on themselves I guess there's not really much to do right but go back to bed and see what the hell is happening in the morning.

>>1119187
Well, nice to meet you kyle.
Im one of your many new friends.
Were just as eager to find out why were here as you are.
Until that gets figured out lets get you a nice drink while we rummage through your most embarrassing memories.
.
. Just kidding!
We cant do that.
...i think.

Take stock of your situation. We have no reason to believe you're in immediate danger, but we don't know what's going on in your environment either.

Are you aware of any potential reason for the, ah, atmospheric disturbance? Any major events in the news, significant dates, disturbing conspiracy theories circulating?

Do you recognize the glyph you're sporting? It kind of looks like a terminal prompt to me.

>>1119198
Agree with the recommendation to pack a go bag. We only arrive on the scene shortly before the shit hits the fan, and whoever we're with is always in the thick of it. But we usually get a bit of time first so we can get a handle on the situation we've ended up in. No reason you can't also use that time to prepare.

By that same token, where and when is this?

>not really anyone I'd consider a friend.
Hey, me too! maybe we can be friends.

What time is it? If its still late then you should try to get back to sleep, cause who knows what crazyness is going down tomorrow.