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Shadow accumulates and drips from the walls. The palpable blackness causes the previously dark things in the room to gleam in comparison. The mind in the room is filled with images of the cosmic gaps it has occupied itself with. It recalls their names and seeks the locations where one part of the universe fails to connect with the next.

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A recluse clothed in black is yanked from her practical study by a knocking at the door. Whatever shadows she was conjuring retreat back into the corners.

The knocking persists until she can bear it no longer. She slams shut whatever goetic text she was reading and undertakes to shoo away the knocker.

When she answers the door, her good friend Uberto Di Cesare stands there. Uberto wears nothing but a distinctive outfit and an eternal glimmer in his eyes.

UBERTO: “Hey Sam! How’s it going?”

She gazes without offering words in reply.

UBERTO: “Here, I’ve got something you might find interesting.”

He holds out a manuscript he borrowed from Sam several weeks ago. It is an old family heirloom of hers, or perhaps a regretted but irreversible purchase from some oddity store. Whatever the fact, it’s more of a doorstopper now. It is the second volume of an occult text too rare to toss but not good enough to finish.

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Uberto leafs through the tome with one hand while occasionally bringing a cup of First Reef Tea to his mouth with the other.

SAM: “What made you decide to read this?”

UBERTO: “Oh, you know. It’s been a slow season in the Lower House. I needed something to do, and it would be a bit of a shame if nobody ever gave this book the time of day.”

SAM: “Was it any good?”

UBERTO: “Well, I’ll let you judge that, given you know more about this kind of stuff than I do. It’s not the worst thing I’ve ever read, though. Ah, here we are. Watch this.”

The book is now turned towards Sam. The diagrams have been put to the page meticulously, and each letter is perfectly aligned. The spread is well produced but almost entirely meaningless, similar to those found in the first volume. At least he keeps his nonsense inside the margins, thinks Sam.

Uberto turns the page once Sam has taken it all in.

The new pages are confusing, unexpected. Were they misprinted…? No, no, clearly not.

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The text is misaligned and looks as though it would continue in all directions if not for the page ending. Is it poetry?

UBERTO: “It sort of looks to me as though whatever was there has been replaced. Like it’s been slid off the page and had whatever this is put there in its place.”

It certainly doesn’t look like the original text was chemically erased.

SAM: “You think it was stolen?”

UBERTO: “Or otherwise taken. That’s why I came here. I wanted to ask if you think someone with the power to take words from a page would be interested in stealing something worthless?”

SAM: “No, probably not. I think that would be a waste of time and energy.”

Among tryptologers, those people who (like Sam) dedicate themselves to the obscure arts, swapping the contents of pages is a notorious but unpopular and difficult to learn feat. If the words were taken, it likely wasn’t by a novice.

UBERTO: “Great! Any ideas where we could start looking?”

After considering genuine evidence and Sam’s pataphysical hunches, the pair come up with several places to start their investigations.

The Edgar Street Catacombs
Back in winter of 123, a Minister and several others visited the Catacombs and emerged under mysterious circumstances. The Government hasn’t released much information about what happened to the public aside from the fact that a rather secretive company called WOLAND has some presence in the Catacombs, and that the general public are absolutely not, under any circumstances whatsoever, enter the Edgar Street Catacombs.

The Chapel of the Black Pheon
Sam thinks that the Government knows more than they let on. She wants to know what they know, and she thinks the Black Pheon might be a leaky tap. Many assumed that the Chapel was completely abandoned until recently, when it was unexpectedly ordered to stop accepting new members. Nobody has seen anyone enter or leave the Chapel since.

Sam’s Dad’s House
Although Sam is reluctant to visit her father, he may be able to help. Sam’s dad, Noah, used to be a tryptologer. Now he spends his days enjoying books and beer, and housing all sorts of strange people. He's unfortunately quite tight-lipped when asked about anything tryptology-related. Still, it should be possible to tease out some kind of information from him.

Tell Sam what you think the best course of action so far would be to start looking for the missing pages. Alternatively, ask for more details regarding anything brought up so far.

Check out the chapel.

What does the new text say? It came from somewhere, so... if you can find where it came from you're closer to the culprit.

The chapel seems like a good start. Or at the very least, a quick dead end

What brackets the lost section?
Is there enough coherence in those sections to infer what was taken?
If a loose definition of what was taken can be approximated then the why of the act can be engaged with too. Both of which shall offer context to the who and where.

try the chapel

Do you know anything about tryptology? Can it be traced, does it leave fingerprints?

(1/1) kpwlt 2025/11/28(Fri)21:38 No. 1118038 ID: 127310
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>Do you know anything about tryptology? Can it be traced, does it leave fingerprints?

Sam knows a couple of things about tryptology. For example, how to resurrect small animals and the like using it. However, the art of tracking another’s use of tryptology is foreign to Sam. At most, she has a great suspicion that the text on the page was replaced tryptologically.

Sam holds a belief that she will know a person who has something to do with this when she sees them.

>What brackets the lost section?

The bottom of the page before the taken section bears a spiral ornament. Above the ornament is what looks like a conclusion on a chapter.

Just after the replaced text is a chapter header and introduction. It’s about thirty or forty pages past the end of the previous original section. This chapter is apparently titled ‘THE VALLEY OF HINNOM’. This name typically refers to one particular area of sky that certain tryptologers focus their art on. It may be helpful to imagine these areas' relationships with tryptologers as parallel to how astrologers see constellations, though I must hope that this comparison does not mislead you.

If the table of contents are to be believed, the book is missing precisely one chapter named ‘ARBOL FIELD’. This name means nothing to Sam or Uberto.

>What does the new text say? It came from somewhere, so... if you can find where it came from you're closer to the culprit.

The new text overlaps itself quite a bit, so it’s hard to conclusively say what it all says. The bulk of the new text seems to be mostly unrelated. Sam has a flip through but struggles to focus on the words. It feels like someone mindlessly put together a bunch of documents and symbols just for the sake of throwing people off their trail.



The pair leave the house after collecting whatever they might need.

Sam takes a couple of sheaves of paper describing various tryptological methods. One for constructing simple wooden effigies (a personal favourite), and one for picking mundane locks (an admittedly more useful one).

Uberto takes the book. He also pats his pockets and ensures he has his sword before leaving.

(2/2) kpwlt 2025/11/28(Fri)21:38 No. 1118039 ID: 127310
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>Check out the chapel.
>The chapel seems like a good start. Or at the very least, a quick dead end
>try the chapel

The Chapel of the Black Pheon stands in a quiet suburb east of Sam’s house. It consists of a small, dark and dirty building, which is attached to a vicious-looking fence surrounding a sparsely populated graveyard.

When the pair arrives, Sam recognises the graveyard as the very one her mother was buried in many years ago. She does not relay this to Uberto.

Uberto walks confidently up to the door and pushes, then pulls, then knocks, all to no avail.

UBERTO: “It’s locked? Oh, hold on.”

He produces a faint green light from his palm. After a few moments, the door emits a violet glow.

UBERTO: “It seems this door has been Judicially sealed. We’re gonna have to look for another way in. Unless you’ve got a High Court Justice hidden in your bag.”

She does not.

Sam looks around. There’s a stained glass window near the top of the building, but it’s not possible for either of them to reach it from where they stand and the sides of the chapel aren’t easily climbable. Around the side of the chapel are similarly high windows.

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Around the side attached to the fenced graveyard, there’s- oh! Hello! There’s a little man with a funny looking hat here! He grips the presumably similarly locked gate of the yard with gloved hands. A shovel leans on his thigh.

MAN WITH HAT: “Why, hello there! Are you also looking for a way in?”

Sam makes no effort to respond as Uberto comes to investigate. Possibly unnerved by her apparent indifference, the man holds out his shovel before Sam.

MAN WITH HAT: “I’m the attendant for this graveyard and I’m here to do my job. If you would be so kind, could you give me a boost over this fence? I’d hate to have an accident climbing it myself, and I’ll be sure to look for a way to let you in once I’m inside.”

UBERTO: “Ah! Of course.”

Uberto moves to fulfil the man’s request.

Sam is not a huge fan of this man. He’s wearing a strange outfit that doesn’t look like a modern graveyard attendant’s clothes. She also just doesn’t trust him for no reason in particular.

There’s still time to have Sam stop him without making too much of a big deal of it.

Advise Sam

>>1118038
Unrelated!? At least one of the documents directly refers to Clerk's book! This book has Clerk written on the spine!
Another document seems to be someone stating that they're returning the book to the university, but taking part of it out. So, that's what happened. The University wanted to focus on the "cluster" in the book, but whoever owned it at the time decided they didn't want the University access to the redacted section. Not sure if those are different sections (and they may very well be).
And like, yeah, it could be a misdirection. It could also be a trail long since gone cold since we don't know exactly when the pages were replaced. Also the names are scratched out so we would have to check various Universities to find out which one wanted the book. So, whatever.

>>1118040
Stop Uberto. Tell the man to fuck off, you don't like his hat.

"That looks more like a graverobber's hat, sir. How do we know you aren't up to something nefarious?"

...Are we, also, up to something nefarious? I forget exactly why we're trying to sneak into a locked church.

>>1118202
We are looking for information on who coild stolen text from a book without needing to rip the page.

I think it's best we seek an alternate route, this guy might be wanting to steal from the dead.

(1/2) kpwlt 2025/12/03(Wed)04:53 No. 1118344 ID: 127310
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>Unrelated!? At least one of the documents directly refers to Clerk's book! This book has Clerk written on the spine!

Oh dear. It seems Sam really wasn’t paying attention on that initial flip through. Next time she gets a moment alone with the book, she’ll be sure to keep an eye out for any direct references to it or similar documents.

>...Are we, also, up to something nefarious? I forget exactly why we're trying to sneak into a locked church.

Come on, no need to be like that. I think this church could be a lead, if not on the book then on something else useful to me. I know it seems like we might be doing something bad, but it’s surely for the greater good, being the furthering of knowledge, thinks Sam to herself.

>Stop Uberto. Tell the man to fuck off, you don't like his hat.
>"That looks more like a graverobber's hat, sir. How do we know you aren't up to something nefarious?"

Sam isn’t quite upset enough to explicitly tell the man to fuck off.

SAM: “Attendant? You look more like a graverobber, wouldn’t you agree? How about you go home?”

MAN WITH HAT: “Oh? I’m sorry, Miss.”

The man frowns, blushes, and backs away slowly. Eventually, he leaves.

❡

>I think it's best we seek an alternate route, this guy might be wanting to steal from the dead.

Sam thinks that she could reach a window if she could stand on the fence of the graveyard. The only issue is standing on the fence without it piercing through her feet.

There is also a door on the side of the chapel within the fence, though it’s highly likely that it would be sealed.

UBERTO: “Do you know any spells that might get us in?”

Samantha does not know any spells. If Uberto wasn’t her close friend, she would eye him judgementally and explain that any tryptologer worth their salt would tell him that they do not cast spells, but instead harness shadows and voids to do their bidding.

SAM: “I have one for unlocking things and one for building figures.”

UBERTO: “Could you unseal the door?”

SAM: “The door probably not. It hasn’t worked well on the other Government sealed doors I’ve tried. What have you got?”

UBERTO: “Just a few weapons. The only thing that could come in handy is this.”

From his waistcoat pocket he pulls a tiny crossbow, a pointed bolt, and a decent length of cord.

UBERTO: “The cord is sturdy enough to hold my weight but I unfortunately lost my grapnel bolt a while back. And it’d be a shame to break these windows.”

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Dejected by the lack of immediate progress, Sam pokes around behind the chapel.

Assisted by a hole in the clouds, she notices a subtle trail of disturbed dirt and missing grass leading from the back of the building off into the bushes. It waxes and wanes in some parts but it continues, quite unbroken, into the back of what looks to be a remarkably well-kept outhouse.

Coming around to the front of the outhouse reveals that the whole structure has been filled with concrete. Whatever may have been in there (such as a toilet) is now completely inaccessible.

The side of the concrete block facing outwards has had a large spiral carved into it…

>>1118345
touch it touch it TOUCH IT
Hmm. "SP". Is the password "Iral"? Oh, there's an apostrophe, so it's a reference to 'pataphysics somehow. Use your learnings to suss out the meanings betwixt!

S P hmm. Say, what's Sam's last name?

try tracing the spiral with your finger.

(1/3) kpwlt 2025/12/05(Fri)20:41 No. 1118560 ID: 127310
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>Hmm. "SP". Is the password "Iral"?

SAM: “Iral.”

The concrete block mockingly remains unchanged.

>S P hmm. Say, what's Sam's last name?

Sam’s last name is Agonistes. It seems fairly safe to assume that the S etched into this concrete does not stand for ‘Samantha’.

>touch it touch it TOUCH IT
>try tracing the spiral with your finger.

Sam puts her hand on the concrete and begins to trace the spiral with her finger, outwards and then inwards.

(2/3) kpwlt 2025/12/05(Fri)20:41 No. 1118561 ID: 127310
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The shadows in the tiny voids in the concrete begin to speak to Sam. This is an entrance to a place of learning, they say. It was blocked off to prevent someone from coming in.

The world around Sam dims and diminishes so as not to steal centre stage from the concrete.

SAM: “Who’s being kept out? How do I get in?”

UBERTO: “Sorry?”

Light returns to the world and the block stops whispering. Sam is inexplicably clutching a bunch of papers. She must have grabbed them without realising. The first page prominently bears the word KLEIDAS. Inspiration strikes.

Kleidas, of course, is a name given by tryptologers to a certain perforation in the tissue of the cosmos. It is a way out. It is a way in. The power that enters existence and echoes within this pore has been known to melt padlocks and shatter deadbolts when properly harnessed.

The sheer darkness from Kleidas travels through space until it is caught and redirected by someone who has only ever used it to pick locks before.

(3/3) kpwlt 2025/12/05(Fri)20:41 No. 1118562 ID: 127310
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Sam grips her hat and closes her eyes. The concrete begins to rend itself in half, and Uberto swears he can see something like gaunt hands forcing the block open from inside.

The bits of disjointed concrete now twitch occasionally, as though struggling to remain open. The insides of the block are stained black. Where it once sat, there are narrow stairs going down into the ground.

It is possible to peer down the stairs, but they rather quickly lead into a T-junction. Sam and Uberto will be unable to see up or down this passage until they descend the stairs.

It sounds as though there might be some people shuffling along this passage.

UBERTO: “Alright, I’m not sure I like this. I think I’d rather go through the window.”

SAM: “Didn’t you just say you didn’t want to break the window?”

UBERTO: “I’ll follow you down there if you go first. I’m just saying...”

>>1118562
Let's go take a look. Seems easy to retreat from the T-intersection at least.

Might as well enter just to scope things out

Go as far as the light. after that, what can you do in the shadows? Some way of sensing what's ahead?

(1/3) kpwlt 2025/12/10(Wed)04:53 No. 1118894 ID: 127310
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>Let's go take a look. Seems easy to retreat from the T-intersection at least.
>Might as well enter just to scope things out
>Go as far as the light. after that, what can you do in the shadows? Some way of sensing what's ahead?

Sam is able to blindly ‘see’ in the dark on occasion, unreliably and with strain.

Regardless, the two enter and peer around the junction. It is a corridor with many openings, some of which have doors. It’s actually decently well lit in here, thanks to some lamps and candles ensconced in divots in the walls.
It’s not possible to see all the way down the right path. It curves towards where the chapel must be.

The door at the very left end of the corridor is marked with a peculiar symbol. None of the others are marked.

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From an opening near the marked door emerges a cloaked and hooded figure. It jolts at the sight of the pair.

FIGURE: “No, no. Not yet, not yet!”

The figure shuffles towards the two and makes a pushing motion.

UBERTO: “What is this? Who are you? Sir?”

FIGURE: “Out, out!”

The repeated commands aren’t spoken angrily or authoritatively. The words quiver as they emerge, as though the speaker is afraid.

Several more figures come from various openings before and behind Sam and Uberto. They trickle out at first, but soon spew forth. All repeat the words of the first. Those only just laying eyes on the pair turn and ask their associates “the Daughter?”.

The wave of coloured fabric creeps towards the two. Sam makes several steps backwards. Uberto follows. The strange people never shove, they simply hold out their hands and walk.

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At some point, Sam and Uberto find themselves ushered through a trapdoor, which slams behind them without a trace.

The chapel is, strangely enough, smaller on the inside than it is on the outside.

They stand in the apse. Something like a disembodied black curtain stands before them, obscuring the pulpit.

The curtain turns to reveal it is in fact the Jurist of the Chapel of the Black Pheon, apparently hovering with their peculiar cape resting on the ground behind them. They hang in the air like a ray from a sun that may soon stop shining.

JURIST: “The arrival of Samantha Agonistes, the Daughter of Zelelponith, was anticipated and ordained by the Common Law. The presence of Uberto Di Cesare, the Member for Brackwater, is unexpected, but is accepted by the Common Law. Welcome.”

A thousand questions spin in Samantha’s mind.

>>1118896
What's the Common Law? Who were those robed figures down there? Why's this place sealed up?
Also ask about the book of course.

So was the book's alteration your doing? To get her to come here?

Just what is it you want?

who is this 'jurist' person? do we know them?

(1/1) kpwlt 2025/12/16(Tue)21:42 No. 1119162 ID: 127310
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>who is this 'jurist' person? do we know them?

Sam supposes that she may have seen or spoken to the Jurist of this chapel at her mother’s burial, but she doesn’t remember well, nor does she remember if this is the same person. At the very least, she wouldn’t know anything useful about the individual currently stand- floating before her.

>Also ask about the book of course.
>So was the book's alteration your doing? To get her to come here?

SAM: “So I suppose you tampered with our book here, right? How come? To bring me here?”

JURIST: “No, this one had no hand in that matter, though they do know of the book to which the Daughter refers. She continues her mother’s quest, then? Zelelponith told this one that the tome was defaced by an old acquaintance of hers. No more, no less.”

>What's the Common Law? Who were those robed figures down there? Why's this place sealed up?

SAM: “What’s this Common Law you keep talking about?”

UBERTO: “Oh, that’s just the Law as decided by Judges and Jurists, as opposed to the Statutory Law, which is written by the Legislature.”

JURIST: “As opposed to the Statutory Law. But not decided by the Judiciary, no. The Common Law is the Will of the Crown. It exists, ethereally, intangibly, unchanging, eternal. Judges and Jurists are merely equipped to scry the Common Law and express it in writing.”

UBERTO: “...Right. Though that’s a bit of an outdated way of thinking.”

Uberto leans in to Sam and speaks softly for his last sentence. The Jurist pretends not to notice.

SAM: “Alright then. Anyway, what’s up with those people down there? Who are they?”

JURIST: “This one has allowed the members of the University of ‘Pataphysics to take refuge beneath the Chapel. It was an extension of the Crown’s hospitality.”

SAM: “And what are they doing down there?”

JURIST: “Working without rest. Learning, researching. What little more this one knows, the Daughter cannot yet learn. The time will come.”

SAM: “And what are you doing, locked in here? Why’s this place sealed?”

JURIST: “Syncretism. Heresy, allegedly. This one’s teachings are an insult to the supremacy of the Crown and a threat to the sovereignty of the Legislature, so their Judicial kin have held. This chapel has been sealed so that the heresy may cease to spread. The Daughter must understand, there is no heresy. Only a complicated truth.”

>Just what is it you want?

SAM: “What, exactly, do you want?”

JURIST: “This one will accompany the Daughter on her journey into a strange new world beneath the surface of the familiar. The dark paths that she is destined to tread can be illuminated by the guidance of the Crown. This one will serve as Oracle.”

The Jurist sighs and turns to look at a window.

JURIST: “Admittedly… This one would also appreciate an escape from this place. To have another place to hide, even for a short while, would be a mercy from the monotony. At least until the Government becomes aware.”

SAM: “Alright… Do you have any guidance for me?”

JURIST: “The Daughter should be aware of another, searching for the same as she. He will guard his quarry jealously if he is the first to find it, and he will shift his aim to the person who does if he is not.”

UBERTO: “Sounds dangerous! We’d better get moving! How do we get out of this place, anyway?”

JURIST: “There is a ladder in the rectory. The group can leave through the window. Someone will have to help this one get up and down, though. If the Daughter has further questions at the moment, now would be the time to ask them.”

>>1119162
Hmm, some kind of spiderweb mark under that window?
>outdated thinking
It's true though. The Crown has a Will. The Engelkind prove that, even if the Crown is a bit... hasty in using them.
>strange new world under the surface of the familiar
That would be the Well... and we already know who our rival is. WOLAND.

>Syncretism
Okay, what kind of hybrid beliefs though?

Let's head towards those catacombs.

>>1119180
yes, what is that under the window? hopefully something to allow opening, it would be a shame to have to smash them after all.

New party member get, I guess; ok, cool

(1/3) kpwlt 2025/12/21(Sun)20:14 No. 1119291 ID: 127310
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>New party member get, I guess; ok, cool

If you’d like. It is still possible to convince Sam to reject the Jurist’s offer. Though I cannot say whether they will ever be able to cross paths again, should that happen. No doubt Uberto would be happy to reclaim his position as the foremost legal mind at Sam’s disposal.

>yes, what is that under the window?

Eight small arrows, all emanating out from a centre point, have been scraped into the wall just under the window. Sam recognises it as a glyph signifying Will, a force that drives a great many beings. A force that is normally invisible but burns bright orange under certain unusual circumstances. This orange Will is generally seen as distinct from the blue Will of the Crown, which is signified by an upwards-pointing broad arrow.

>hopefully something to allow opening, it would be a shame to have to smash them after all.

Thankfully, it seems as though no window smashing will be necessary regardless. The main window seems to be able to open inwards.

(2/3) kpwlt 2025/12/21(Sun)20:14 No. 1119292 ID: 127310
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>Okay, what kind of hybrid beliefs though?

SAM: “You said you were charged with syncretism? What kind of things were you teaching?”

JURIST: “Held liable for, not charged with. This one taught that the Crown is a sibling of Mortals. Both sprung from the same source. That the Mortal Citizen is equal in Will to the Crown.”

>It's true though. The Crown has a Will. The Engelkind prove that, even if the Crown is a bit... hasty in using them.
>That would be the Well... and we already know who our rival is. WOLAND.

Engelkind? Well? Sam has no clue what that means. Really, she shouldn’t even have those words in her mind, but she does now and will keep them in mind regardless.

Sam is now worried about what WOLAND might be doing.

Uberto enters with the ladder.

UBERTO: “Alright, let’s get out of here.”

The window swings open and Sam climbs out first. Then Uberto follows. Then the Jurist floats up the ladder. Their odd cape then… passes them to Uberto and jumps down itself. In the muted sunlight, the cape looks awfully like a tall person under a black sheet. As Uberto is too stunned by this revelation to do much, the cape grabs its ‘wearer’ back from him.

(3/3) kpwlt 2025/12/21(Sun)20:14 No. 1119293 ID: 127310
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>Let's head towards those catacombs.

It has been about eight or nine months since the Edgar Street Catacombs became more than an urban legend, though not much has been confirmed about them aside from their existence. Now everyone knows that they can be entered through the female bathroom of the perpetually empty store.

This is exactly where the group finds itself. The walls are covered in dark tarp, with a small gap to allow entrance into the catacombs and an armoured man to prevent access to this gap. Very contradictory!

SAM: “Uberto. Can you get us around this guy?”

UBERTO: “Uh, not if he doesn’t want us to get around. What, you want me to tell him we’re with the Government or something? Or part of the Hazard Association? Or WOLAND?”

The man stands very still and silent. He holds his halberd tightly. The broad arrows adorning his armour and tabard suggest he is acting as a member of the Executive.

Sam can hear a single set of footsteps pacing the Catacombs behind the guard.

Could one of you (probably Uberto) talk to the guard about gaining entrance while the other two sneak around?

Alternatively, is it possible to make a new entrance to the catacombs? Or is this entrance more of a portal and digging in from the side would just find rock?

Hmm, I'm not sure what abilities we have at our disposal. What can everyone do?

Well, well!

Time for a strongly-worded letter.

Write a message telling the knight he's fired and use your powers to make it seem legitimate, then have the Jurist's cloack hand it to him so he doesn't recognize you.

(1/3) kpwlt 2026/01/05(Mon)05:29 No. 1119695 ID: 127310
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>Hmm, I'm not sure what abilities we have at our disposal. What can everyone do?

Sam decides to have the group fall back and discuss what everyone can do.

Sam can call upon the power entering through certain pores in the tissue of the cosmos to diverse effect. Kleidas is primarily used for picking locks, and has often come in handy during her outings. Sam can use the pore Taucephas to create and control simple wooden structures. If she focuses her mind, she can also make these instill dread upon viewing. If she finds more tryptological documents, she can learn how to use them for herself. Unrelated to the pores (mostly), she can also resurrect the corpses of small intact creatures. She should theoretically also be able to restart the brains of larger creatures (and people), but she hasn’t tried that yet.

The harnessed powers of celestial darkness are poorly understood. Sam’s tryptological abilities may behave in unexpected ways. Nobody can know what lurks in the dark until it emerges, after all.

Uberto is proficient in a wide variety of close-quarters weapons, but is most comfortable with his simple rapier. As a member of the Legislature, he is able to harness the Lower House’s protection to shield himself and others from various forms of physical and psychosocial harm. As a hobby astrologer, he can do certain little things like make mild illusions, or make flowers bloom in his footsteps or turn on the lights with his mind and stuff like that.

Sam and Uberto are also able to communicate silently and across long distances. This is not telepathy. The method they use is a bit more pedestrian. Occult pedestrian, but pedestrian nonetheless.

The Jurist (apparently) can see glimpses of the future and present brought to them by the Common Law. They can also create various objects from thin air but they say that they aren’t in total control of this.

>Alternatively, is it possible to make a new entrance to the catacombs? Or is this entrance more of a portal and digging in from the side would just find rock?

The Edgar Street Catacombs are widely believed to be an entire mundane space. If someone dug towards them they would probably end up in them. However, the fact that they are located near the heart of the Shrikenest central business district may mean that any digging Sam does may be noticed by the public and/or police. She also isn’t particularly physically strong and doesn’t have anything to dig with.

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>Could one of you (probably Uberto) talk to the guard about gaining entrance while the other two sneak around?
>Write a message telling the knight he's fired and use your powers to make it seem legitimate, then have the Jurist's cloack hand it to him so he doesn't recognize you.

Sam discusses these two options with her group.

UBERTO: “Well, I’d be happy to have a chat with him, but we’ll keep that letter idea up our sleeve, okay?”

Uberto saunters into the room and strikes up a conversation with the guard. The chat starts off casual, but the guard keeps his responses to grunts or the occasional “of course, Mister Di Cesare.”

Sam thinks she can see the air around Uberto faintly shimmer. He’s using the light to draw the guard’s attention, to subtly distract him.

It won’t be enough, she thinks. Sam projects her shadow into the room and it dims all except for the space between Uberto and the guard. As she does, a small shadow within her mind encroaches a little further, tugging and leaking, making itself known once again.

Uberto’s droning monologue continues until the other two are well and truly behind the guard. He then slaps the stunned mullet of a man on the shoulder, tells him “good lad,” and proceeds through the entrance himself.

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The three are now in the main chamber of the Edgar Street Catacombs. Three tunnels line the right wall. There is one tunnel directly opposite them, but they will have to crawl through it. Two tunnels are on the left wall.

A young lady dressed in red and black paces the chamber. She bears a worried look upon her face.

???: “Hey, stop! I have, um, a duty to let- to inform you that there is a Level VIII Hazard currently in the Catacombs and you should all turn back now.”

UBERTO: “Hey, what’s the matter? What happened here?”

???: “There’s some kind of… burning… creature through there. It… it appeared out of thin air and took my mentor away. What a first day…”

Uberto comes over and starts chatting to Sam.

UBERTO: “I don’t know, Sam, it sounds pretty dangerous.”

SAM: “We do have another lead. But surely it can’t be that dangerous if someone made it out perfectly unharmed. And with three people it shouldn’t be too hard.”

UBERTO: “Four people. We should probably take this Agent with us if we venture deeper.”

SAM: “Four people...”

The Jurist hovers over.

JURIST: “The Common Law indicates that the Hazard Association Agent is not lying.”

>>1119697
Burning creature, huh? Well, with the four of us we should be able to at least attempt a rescue, correct?

Are there reinforcements coming? Perhaps all we need to do is delay the creature.

Burning creature like what? big? was it a dragon?

Should at least go and see it before you leave.