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Okay, shit, we can recover this by flirting? We’re not sure how gay this girl is. Well, actually, we know she’s gay as hell. But we don’t know how horny she is! So, 3 step recovery plan.
1. Apologize. You got ahead of yourself cuz this is a blind run, you’re still figuring out the mechanics. Fastest way to make up for the timeloss is to spend a bit of time smoothing things over before you ruin everything and have to circle back to the gay girl locating phase (MASSIVE timeloss)!
2. Offer her a touch of your boob as compensation. It’s only fair! Plus, it’s flirty! If she declines, it’s a bit of timeloss, but again, it’s best to stick to this girl cuz who knows how long it’ll take to find another one? She’s bound to appreciate the offer either way.
3. For the love of god, find out this girl’s name so we can stop calling her Giraffe Girl!
4. Once all of this has been done, tell her you’d LOVE to learn about Warrior Cats later. Optimally, genuinely mean that, cuz after the run you still will have a life, and that life will probably involve this girl, whether she stays your high school sweetheart or not. It’d be nice to have something in common~
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