Turn on the lights!

Thankfully it's not a white box this time

push butan

Punch weird red shape with full force.

>>1100861
Check your pocket to see if you still have your wallet! That's where all your MONEY is Cosmo (!)

Hello, new host! Don't worry, we've been through this situation multiple times over.

>What d-
Smash the button!
SMASHIT

hello little cosmo (!) welcome to the schizophrenia experience now smash that red buttan

Be careful in the dark.
Don't want your lip ring catching anything.

Radio 2024/12/07(Sat)13:51 No. 1100914 ID: d4d7d9
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>Punch weird red shape with full force.
>SMASHIT
>now smash that red buttan

You sit up, and proceed to slam your head face first into the red button. You've successfully lit up the space you're in!

Radio 2024/12/07(Sat)13:51 No. 1100915 ID: d4d7d9
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You appear to be in a small compartment, with just enough room to wiggle around.

Push purple.

>white box
DAMMIT

Push more buttons!!!

Oh no!

Push butan

Purple is the same shape as the other buttons! Green is much more interesting! Press that one!

Oooh! Or the white button! Even bigger circle!

What is that row of circles next to you?

>>1100915
is the long thing a hinge or handle?
might not need to mess with more buttons and instead just open the box(?) up.

>>1100915
Seriously, though. Why are these tech-coffins showing up throughout the multiverse?

Check the knob, looks like a door handle. Hold onto it with one hand, and press buttons in sequential orders according to your imagination while you try to get the handle open.

white box? yup, its the REAL schizophrenia experience. time to press buttans!

Check Inventory

Which is to say, yourself. All of you here, any bits missing?

Put a quarter in the purple coin slot

>>1100915
That does look like a door handle...
Buuut there are lots of buttons too.
Is freedom a higher priority than pressing all the buttons?

>>1100915
That does look like a door handle...
Buuut there are lots of buttons too.
Is freedom a higher priority than pressing all the buttons?

There are a lot of smart things you could do like try to remember what is happening, checking your pockets, and so... BUT THERE IS A RED BUTON SO IT MUST BE PUSHED ASAP!

Radio 2024/12/08(Sun)17:22 No. 1100960 ID: d4d7d9
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>Check Inventory

You feel around in the pockets of your dress, and find a few things lying within. You have a VINTAGE SKY DANCERS DOLL, the kind that got recalled a few years back because the pointy end kept poking kid's eyes out. You also have a PAPERCLIP, and a YOYO. Other then that all arms, legs, and other appendages are accounted for.

>What is that row of circles next to you?

They appear to be a collection of small mesh holes, letting in fresh air throughout the box.


>is the long thing a hinge or handle?

It's a door handle, though it's tightly locked with no way to turn it.

Radio 2024/12/08(Sun)17:24 No. 1100961 ID: d4d7d9
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>Check the knob, looks like a door handle. Hold onto it with one hand, and press buttons in sequential orders

That makes about as much sense as anything else, you don't have any other context on what the buttons will do. You proceed to grasp the door handle with your left hand, while raising your right hand to start pressing buttons.

You start with pressing the red one a second time.

Radio 2024/12/08(Sun)17:25 No. 1100963 ID: d4d7d9
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You are once again left in the dark, go figure.

You hit the red button once more, turning the lights on.

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Next up is the blue button, which sinks into the roof of the box once you press it, unable to be touched again. From seemingly nowhere, a melody begins to start playing, one that you have a distant memory of. It appears to be in a language you don't speak, but it's up beat at least.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9756hj1ZE8I

Next you move to the green button, which one again sinks into the wall and leaves it unable to be pressed once more. You hear some kind of grinding nose far outside of the box, and the scent of...pizza hits your nose? You suddenly realize you are fairly hungry.

Radio 2024/12/08(Sun)17:29 No. 1100965 ID: d4d7d9
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With no other options left, you proceed to hit the purple button. Right as you touch it, a vibration in the door handle alerts you to the fact that the lock has been undone, and you are able to escape your tiny box.

You open the door, crawling out into wherever you may find yourself.

Radio 2024/12/08(Sun)17:30 No. 1100966 ID: d4d7d9
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You find yourself standing in a room that is...weird. Yes, it's weird because rooms don't tend to be this bare and oddly laid out, but also because you have a strange sense of familiarity. Regardless, there's a lot to see and a lot to do.

Okay, first up. Now that you're safely out of the box, check it for any additional items you may have ignored while trapped in it. Once you're fairly certain there's nothing else left in it, place the box to the side of the door. You may need a barricade quickly.

Next, look at that broken switch, likely for the door. You may be able to hotwire a bypass to open the door without a code.

Knock on the barrel, try to figure out what is inside without opening it.

Don't touch the computer until you're sure you can't escape otherwise. It may trigger an alarm.

Oh! That's not a lip ring that's your nose!
A big ol' honkin guinea pig nose by the look of it!
Welp. Time to kick the other coffin!
Friends! Yay!

>>1100966
Where's the pizza?

>>1100968

Maybe a cat nose? The resolution of reality seems a bit low...

Hold on.

You were just laying in a cramped, uncomfortable space.

Do some stretches before venturing forth. Gotta keep in shape. Wouldn't do to get a sudden cramp while running for your life, avoiding traps, and/or trekking into the unknown.

examine barrel
maybe that's where the pizza smell is coming from?

also looks like someone broke the door control panel...

I think you're in the wrong quest.

take some time to play with your yo-yo. Have some fun before you work.

>>1100971
Stretching is critical Cosmo(!). You never know when you could over extend yourself and pull a muscle that will impact your ability to work for ages to come!

Check out the other box. Can you hear breathing coming from the air holes? There may be someone inside so say hi.

FIND PIZZA

Follow the smell of pizza.

Radio 2024/12/14(Sat)09:34 No. 1101226 ID: d4d7d9
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>Do some stretches before venturing forth. Gotta keep in shape.
>Stretching is critical Cosmo(!)

You consider this for a moment, realizing just how stiff your entire body feels. Pausing your adventure for a moment, you let yourself streeeeetch out your arms, rolling your shoulders a few times until you can loosen up your body. While you're not in perfect condition yet, you do feel better. That being said, there's an odd crick in your neck that will just NOT go away, it's like there's a weird pressure on it from behind.

Radio 2024/12/14(Sat)09:44 No. 1101227 ID: d4d7d9
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>examine barrel
>Knock on the barrel
>FIND PIZZA
>Follow the smell of pizza.

You walk over towards the barrel, though you're pretty sure it's more of an oil drum. The entire thing is made of thick metal, and a few knocks on the side of it echo out a deep rumbling tone. The top of it has a thick plastic plug, sealing a hole that you have to assume would be where the oil would come out of? As far as you can tell, the pizza smell is coming from within the drum. You're kinda hungry now.


>Check out the other box. Can you hear breathing coming from the air holes?

You take a brief look over to the other locker. As far as you can tell, there's no one inside.


>Now that you're safely out of the box, check it for any additional items you may have ignored while trapped in it.

Nope! As far as you can tell, the locker you were in is completely empty. Even the buttons have deactivated. You're just looking at a perfectly empty locker, ready to receive some books, coats, maybe the occasional nerd stereotype.


>place the box to the side of the door.

Unfortunately you're not able to move something so heavy. Not because you have a girlish figure or anything, though. You're like, six years old or something.


>look at that broken switch, likely for the door.
>also looks like someone broke the door control panel...

It certainly does look broken! The control panel has two buttons which would probably be glowing if there was power. Just from a glance though, you can't really see what's wrong with it, should you take a closer look?

>pressure on neck
Um. You don't like, have a tracker clamped onto your spine or st do you?

Check your neck, might be an implant

>>1101227
Remove the plug on the pizza barrel and try to take a sip of the liquid pizza contained within

You should investigate what kind of weird pizza-y liquid is in there, and if it seems safe or if it looks or smells off! And what, actually, is it!

While we’re inspecting the panel, we might as well *try* lifting up the slats. Maybe the broken panel means the door is unlocked and not jammed? It’s really a mixed bag with broken panels. I’ve seen people slam on door panels to close a door, AND to open it.

Pop the cork on that barrel to see what's in it. Maybe there's real pizza inside!
Examine power panel closer.

>>1101227
Jiggle the barrel a bit. Maybe you can guess what's in it from the sound.

Hotwire the switch! That means take the open ends of the two cords connected to the trigger (in this case, the two wires that the switch is connected to) and carefully stick the metal bits of both cords together. Do not touch the metal bits, it will hurt.