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1072508 No. 1072508 ID: ba9ee0

- This Quest will be NSFW for sexual content. -

Corpo media just doesn’t have enough spark. No authenticity.

There’s risk, going off the hollow polish of the matrix main streets, but you know what you’re at. Coupla particular programs, a few proxies, some plug-ins - then you can dip your digits into shadier sites. Like this one. A board buddy sent you a link, something on one of the streaming hosts with servers buried off where it doesn’t have to worry about content legality. Looks like a posse of shadowrunners calling themselves Team Live thought it’d be chill to start a channel showing themselves off, couple of months ago - doesn’t seem the smartest business plan to you, but it’s real, and that gives you that taste of voyeurism that more than makes up for the low production values.

That, and that they’re pretty horny about it. Seem to like showing themselves off. Creative camera angles on snug outfits during urban explorations, showing off more than necessary while they chat about shadowrunning skills… The last video had the little blue neumono shaman or whatever showing how to harvest reagents from sort of magical crab, and she had her top off, but with the blood going everywhere maybe that wasn’t meant to be sexy. Poking around, there’s a hint of more explicit content past some pay walls. Well, you’re not too proud to admit you want to see some cute criminals putting themselves out there (at least the more feel-good, stick-it-to-the-man type crime) and you might be in luck. There’s a stream about to start, and it’s not charging any admission, despite the promising content warnings.

It’s better than watching whatever the latest sanded-down, re-regurgited remnant of creativity the investors have been sold as fashionable, so let’s log in.

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> - Well hey there, chummer! This quest is based off a Shadowrun campaign set in a modified version of the Asteroid Quest setting. If you don’t know what either of those are, you might not get some of the context for what’s going on or understand some of the terms used. Shadowrun is a famously fantasy-cyberpunk TRPG that should be easy to look up, and Asteroid Quest and its extensive offshoot quests are all available on this very site! Reading it is highly recommended! -

> - As for this quest, there are some special considerations to make clear. You, the suggesters, will be playing the part of the audience in a livestream. When you first post, please select a chat name for yourself to be recognised by, and use the dice function to roll a 1d20 by putting “dice 1d20” in your email field.-
> - - If you roll a 10, you have no money to spare for streamers. Sympathies on your poverty, whether it’s wallet or just generosity.
> - - If you roll a 1-9, you have, or are willing to spend, that much money in tens of zeny (the in-setting currency).
> - - If you roll a 11-19, you have the second digit in hundreds of zeny available to spend. Nice!
> - - If you roll a 20, you’re a whale with two thousand zeny to spend! Good for you and/or the loved one whose credstick you’re using, moneybags!

> - The main purpose of money is to donate it towards achieving the incentive markers, which will generally progress the quest towards being outright pornographic. However, sizeable donations are likely to attract more attention - perhaps you want to save your money for when more appealing options have been unlocked? Or will that reduce the chances of those options ever becoming available? That’s up to you! Make sure to remember this money is NOT REAL and to not attach too much importance to it, in case of feeling like you’ve ‘wasted’ it, that you’ve lost out due to your ID changing, or any similar issues. Just pretend it’s in-universe hackers, or the unreliability of the shady payment methods, screwing you over in some accepted-risk way. -

> - THIS QUEST IS NOT AN ENDORSEMENT FOR ACTUALLY PLAYING IN THE SHADOWRUN TRPG SYSTEM. If you are interested in the great setting and tone, maybe play the crpgs, or use a different system. Shadowrun by its own mechanics is a game where people have to download a fanmade program just to reasonably keep track of their character sheets, and that’s the least of its problems. If you must try it, join a game with experienced players and follow their guidance on what characters are viable. That, or homerule it to hell. Shadowrun’s all about what you’re willing to pay - don’t waste your money. -
No. 1072510 ID: ba9ee0
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Welcome to Team Live - Rat Race Review CHAT GUIDELINES: - Don’t be assholes - If you like licking boot you can eat a ban - Other people can have different kinks than you, don’t act surprised - We don’t have time to respond to everyone, don’t act surprised about that either - Questions about anyone’s hive or hive status will be ignored Enjoy!

… The stream isn’t off to a great start. You’re looking at a still shot of a dusty hallway with a large, dark covered space beyond. Whatever you’re watching through can see a slice through a window and door. But you can hear: a clang, then a wet whack. Metal striking concrete, then flesh. There’s a horrible screeching, and a voice.

”-ur to go here, but - yeah I’m fine, Ninja, got half of them in a dome. The - timer? What- the stream, fuck!! Right - whatever, last gas going out! No, I got it, it’s fine!”

There’s a clink of something, then a sharp, explosive pop and hiss.
No. 1072511 ID: ba9ee0
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No. 1072512 ID: ba9ee0
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“Heey, chat! Sorry about that! Just gotta get the door so I don’t have to keep the wall up, with you in a second! Or - you with me, here-”

There’s an audible thunk as the face of a huge, mutated rodent-thing collides with the barrier the red-furred neumono conjured behind her. The camera feed switches status and begins to lift off wherever it was perched.

“We were trying to get done with the devil rats before the stream started, but you know, never work with animals, right?”
No. 1072513 ID: ba9ee0
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The big woman gets the door closed and locked, and the barrier behind it vanishes, leaving the devil rats to scurry and scrape in the cloud overtaking the space beyond. The camera drone floats forward and circles in toward the neumono’s open hand.

“Alright, not the perfect beginning, but I don’t get paid to deal with things going off without a hitch. So, if you haven’t been watching our other stuff, then hey, welcome! Call me Crush! I do magic, fighting and face work, plus other fun flavors of whoring myself. Usually I’m a girl but I change it up sometimes. I’ll explain what me and my team are doing here in a minute, and what you can look forward to, but first things first! How are you feeling tonight, chat?”
No. 1072514 ID: 99f29a

rolled 5 = 5

here we goooooooooooo
No. 1072515 ID: 99f29a

Alright, OOC stuff handled, let's see.

Retrieve arms from chest!!
No. 1072518 ID: 462d8c

rolled 11 = 11

>Chat name: BigTailN3v3rFail

Yoooo Crush! Feeling fine, feeling sublime! What kind of hardware you strappin' this time girl?
No. 1072519 ID: 87e33c

rolled 10 = 10

Hungry!!!! Also are devil rats edible, asking for a friend
No. 1072521 ID: fb8a42

rolled 13 = 13

Hello yes this is dog
No. 1072523 ID: 38464c

rolled 8 = 8

Those are some big rats!
No. 1072524 ID: d52a9f

rolled 7 = 7

ALright, stream time! This will probably even top the crab episode! How you doing Crush? You are safe there yeah? At least as safe as you can be with that many devilrats on the other side of the door?
No. 1072526 ID: a7a180

rolled 10 = 10

Acceptable. Where is your respirator if you are working with gas grenades?
No. 1072527 ID: e51896

rolled 5 = 5

oh! what kind of camera do you have? is it a drone of some sort? we moved and in the air? Got a mirror to hold the camera against that we can see the camera with?
No. 1072531 ID: b4cdf8

rolled 7 = 7

No. 1072532 ID: 96dcd0

rolled 19 = 19

I feel with my hands, that's how! Badum tsss
No. 1072534 ID: a8f755

rolled 20 = 20

I hope you're being careful about opsec, streaming your jobs like this is risky.
No. 1072537 ID: b99c43

rolled 3 = 3

nice entrance!! I am so hyped!!
No. 1072541 ID: ab4dfd

rolled 19 = 19

Feeling a little chilly after watching the frost magic.
No. 1072544 ID: f14228

rolled 14 = 14

Nah, that's a bangin' start there. Very in media res.
No. 1072548 ID: ba9ee0

Author Note: There was a miscommunication in the intro OOC text about how much money you get if you roll 11-19, now fixed. You get the second digit of the number in hundreds, not the whole number in hundreds. Sorry!
No. 1072549 ID: a71d69

rolled 5 = 5

you a wizard?
No. 1072550 ID: d662d9

Let's gooo
No. 1072551 ID: dd3fe0

rolled 2 = 2

Hey hey! Let's put it to the man! Woo! Looks like the camera zoomed in and changed orientation there, you got a camera drone or is it on an arm or something?
No. 1072559 ID: e5709d

rolled 16 = 16

Open the door and tame that monster by nuzzling it with all your padding!
JK Nice to meet you and yes you are very sexy

Important question: You did get a bunch of corpos to sponsor you in piecemeal and then nudge them all to infight over who controls what so they technically own you but realistically can't lift a finger without arguing pointlessly over their rivals like a bunch of animals... right?
I'm just asking because I'd rather we all stay not-arrested for being fans. Paying fans.
No. 1072564 ID: 3aed26

rolled 18 = 18

Crush, huh? I'd let you crush me anytime~
No. 1072567 ID: d662d9

rolled 11 = 11

No. 1072593 ID: 918cdb

rolled 16 = 16

Username: CyberSlamDunk

I have robbed an undisclosed amount of money from Burgers-Gone-Rogue (humane raising and free-range procurement of their rogues be damned), and I am willing to spend it all to see a Yich and a Yich-eater reconcile within this stream even if it KILLS US ALL!!
No. 1072594 ID: 0d00ee

rolled 13 = 13

chat is this real
No. 1072598 ID: 97fc28

rolled 4 = 4

I'm sure corpsecs will never figure out this stream exists ever
No. 1072605 ID: 2ea518

rolled 20 = 20

Show us your Ninja already!
No. 1072633 ID: f8083d

rolled 14 = 14

It's live!
(and case-sensitive!)
No. 1072675 ID: 6fec12

rolled 19 = 19

im doing fine. whats the funny thing in that scabbard?
No. 1072681 ID: f59d42

rolled 9 = 9

What did you do to piss of a colony of giant rats?
Nice necklace.
No. 1072685 ID: f40c5b

rolled 17 = 17

Livestreaming your runs, now that's some reckless chutzpah.

Been feeling pretty bored tonight so happy to have found something interesting
No. 1072690 ID: df45e0

rolled 13 = 13

Nice barrier. You gonna fight those rats properly or just tease em?
No. 1072725 ID: 9e0893

rolled 10 = 10

Good evening. Morning? Whatever time it is, I can't be bothered to check.

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