Contemplate summoning your lust demon maid.

Why not embrace your nature and get these people drunk and scandalous? Is it really THAT important?

Cat people have bones inside their boobs. Nice to know.

Why not explain what you just explained to the other party guests? They will understand.
Probably not approve, but you know, understand.

Mess with mortals because why not

You were probably invited to cause an international scandal, let's be honest.

So get to it! Go below-decks and see if there's anyone you can get screaming drunk and/or gently flay/lay.

See if you can goad someone into doing something irresponsible.

Go overboard and cause a scene. It's not like you can drown.
Have you ever considered running away to the land of mortals?

so are you here to represent the land of the dead or are you someone else's plus one?

Do a front flip.

>>1037380
Why fight your nature?

Princess Quest Cthulhlu 2022/07/10(Sun)13:34 No. 1037631 ID: 284d00
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>Why not embrace your nature
>Mess with mortals because why not
>It's not like you can drown.

Wait who..oh shit its the Mother Humping URGES!! HAHA! Now we can kick this shit into gear!

You recall what your tutor told you about the urges a couple of thousand years ago
"The urges are the manifestation of the Dreamers subconcious impulses, they tend to gather at points of historical import and urge certian people to act heroicaly. Mostly, they also often encourage scandalous behaviour and blah blah blah ok thats enough exposition"

He was always a strange guy..

Princess Quest Cthulhlu 2022/07/10(Sun)14:03 No. 1037634 ID: 284d00
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>Go overboard and cause a scene

"Experience has taught me that im not buikt for floatation, at best id have to walk to shore fending of amourus turtles and squids"

>Do a front flip

"Not built for that either, youd be here for hours if you tried"

>Cat people have bones inside their boobs

"Nope, i simply have a selection of booba ready for all occasions, from stabdard jubblies through the boobasket and onto the War Tidd. The high five modle is currently in prototype, results have been mixed"

>so are you here to represent the land of the dead
>Is it really THAT important

"Officialy yes, but this is more a small get together to reinforce the peace, recently several marriges have occured solidifying power bases and that makes people nervous, so where all here to smile and make nice"

You turn and focus on the more important people present

Ayanda, human princess from Ularu, the human home nation, youve never met her but youve heared she is a fierce propenent of peace through marriages. Shes apparentlt already planning who her children will marry.

Elizebeth, Princess of Calie, friendly exterior but shes flint sharp on the inside. Never turn your back on her.

Next we have Sidah of the Jakko, a angry, Angry young woman. Not sure what shes so angry about, as only the Dead eclipse the Jakko in the relm of Hedonism..

Next to her is Whu, Sakura prince of the Xian spidermen, hes something of a mystery to you as the Xiani dynasties are notoriusly complex and secrative. Hes rocking that kimono though.

And last is Trikeo Hekati, representative of the library of yalnon, location of all the worlds knowledge. Shes really only here because diplomats insist having a Librarian around makes thing's more official, and frankly she dosent give a hoot.
A attitude you respect.

"SIDA"? Yeah, she sounds like a party gal, alright.

Let's go talk to her.

Sounds like Sidah is the most obvious person to go to. If you're not having a fun time, and she's not having a fun time, maybe you can put your heads together and figure out how to move this whole sordid affair from unfun to fun.

Join forces with the Jakko and strike up the band.

head towards Sida and see what's bugger her and maybe if the two of you can't figure out how to turn this into an actual party boat instead of a floating cemetery. It's a sad day when the dead have more life in them then the living, or at least that can be our excuse.

Pfft, you’re got nothing to lose, book lady has nothing to lose, go see if the book lady’s down for some fun!

Princess Quest Cthulhlu 2022/07/13(Wed)11:31 No. 1037989 ID: c993e9
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You focus on the young jakko princess and begin to notice some interesting details.
She is being constantly shadowed by two "Grey Sisters" a powerful jakko order that fuses the roles of bodyguard, advisor and harem on one fun package.

Looking at them now, however, your reminded more of the guards in that prison you where in that one time, they are watching her and preemptively cutting off escape routes. The thick plotens.

'Alright urges' you think 'How should i aoproach this? Friendly? Florty? Flying hip check?

Flirty.

>>1037989
As tempting as the flying hip is, Flirty might be the most suitable middle road.

Too much thicc spoils the plot, while being merely friendly would surely be a faux pas given the target. Give them no reason to turn you away - and give her PLENTY of reason to want to fuck off with you to somewhere private, figuratively or literally. Maybe you can get her out from under her unsuspecting chaperones that way - or maybe they'll insist on joining. Either way, win-win.

Flirty for now, but don't be too afraid to pull out Flying Hip Check if the opportunity feels right.

Your face paint keeps changing, neat trick.

Step in and scream, "Away with you, monochromatic mongrels! You shall bother this maid no more! You are forlorn of joy and drive for purpose, so go and party!"

And then use your powers to make them party.

Flirty. Maybe you can hip check the harem guards.

Florty

Party is boring, so Florty will at least be entertaining if nothing else while still skimming the line of "socially acceptable".

>>1037989
Florty
hip check would be funny but maybe more trouble than it's worth, the bodyguards would probably be all grumpy about it if nothing else

but yeah, she seems explicitly not to be having a good time at this party, which I'm pretty sure is vaguely unacceptable given your spheres of influence

>>1037989
Wrap yourself around one of the guards and flirt with the target

Flying hip check straight off the boat.

Princess Quest cthulhlu 2022/08/03(Wed)09:51 No. 1039903 ID: 4286ca
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>use your powers to make them party.

That would be a awesome and cool thing to do, however your powers are somewhat... Niche.

Your abilities are

BITE. a basic attack

SHAPE BONE. you can mold and shape your bones into anything you can think off, from blades to decorations its all on the table, wears off after a hour and costs 1 Pneuma

CONJURE BOOZE. you can produce any sort of alcoholic liquid from thin air! Costs 2 Pneuma

FLAY. You can whip peoples entire skin off in one motion. Seriously why is this something you can do? you can also put it back on with no damage. costs 10 Pneuma

TAKE TO THE SKY. this one is a gift from your mothers side of the family, you manifest wings and leap skyward! Costs 15 pneuma.

>Flying hip check straight off the boat.

"You just really want me underwater dont you? i think someone has a fetish"


>Flort. Maybe you can hip check the harem guards.

Good idea, you have a plan to distract them but failing that a acidental tail whippin is always a option.

YOu straighten your clothing and begin to nonchalantly slither over towards Sidah and her erstwhile guards.

oh Btw for those not in the know your a giant bone snake.

Princess Quest cthulhlu 2022/08/03(Wed)10:04 No. 1039906 ID: 4286ca
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slipping through the crowd you wait until both guards are facing Sidah, giving you the perfect opening to dive between them, distracting them with a face full of feathers, a arm full of wandering skelleboob and a ear full of your most obnoxious party girl babble

"Oh em dee i havent seen you in ages you look great who are your friends did you loose weight who dose your hair love the cloaks your so funny thats so you lets go dance im borrowing her be right back ok Byyeeeee"

you quickly whisk sidah away towards the dance floor, you know that it is the best place for some uninterrupted scheming/schmoozing, as to interrupt a dance is that greatest of all diplomatic crimes, Causing A Fuss.

"Sorry about all that" you say "i couldnt think of any other way to get you away from them and you looked like you needed a break"

You help her up and lead her to the centre of the floor, the place that, paradoxically, attracts the most attention and least observance

"Time for proper introductions" you say with a smile "Xochinetilli, Princess of the Land of the Dead, Lady of Bones and Flowers, Serpent of Wine and Dances and so on and so forth. it gose on for some time but you can just call me Tilli"

"aye, i ken who you are.."

She..dose not look impressed. or pleased.

So, why do you look so miserable at this party? I'll admit the party is one of the more boring ones I've suffered through but something seems to tell the dull atmosphere isn't what's really bothering you.

Inform her you two are going to make this party and/or the people attending it interesting, fun, and drunk. Not necessarily in that order.

Not impressed, huh? Well, she is a pissed young woman and you did insert yourself into her (possibly historically important) situation. Maaaaybe she just needs a stiff drink to loosen up. Or - worst of all - maybe you're not her type?!

...nah, it's that stiff drink thing. Probably. You should work on fixing that, break the mood somehow. Start a slow intimate dance so you can keep conversing for a while. Maybe Pneuma-conjure her favorite liquor if she seems receptive to an offer for something to sip on as you lead the dance.

>conversation approach
Say you you caught her looking mad and got curious - what's eating her? Did someone break her heart or a promise? As the Joy Bringer you consider it your solemn duty to attempt turning that frown upside down... plus, you're bored - bored to death - and it was either make a scene or get nosy... and flirty since she is a rather pretty young thing, but hey, you're not here to push her into anything (other than possibly the water if she super offends you or a bed if you get her there).

If she waaants you can return her to her minders after this dance, but you might keep prodding anyway! Nothing makes you more dogged than a good ol' mystery bone thrown your way and her hate boner is ob-vi-ous. At the very least she could distract you with some hot gossip, yes?

>>1039903
>FLAY
...Out of curiosity, can you put the skin on someone else? Swap two people's skin? Also, is it painful to have your skin removed?

A question about conjure booze... can it conjure mixed drinks? Or various interesting ingredients? Or fancy weird containers and supplies for various mixed drinks? Can you do the festive/performative bartender thing? Or, failing that, are there sufficient supplies here that you could do the performative/amazing bartender thing regardless?

Princess Quest Cthulhlu 2022/08/22(Mon)06:55 No. 1041530 ID: 4286ca
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>Out of curiosity, can you put the skin on someone else? Swap two people's skin?

....WELP! thats going to be in your head for a while isnt it. Good Job!
You can remove and attach skin at will with seemingly no ill effects, but that's always been when people asked you to demonstrate your power to..to.. wait why did they want you to OH GOD ITS A FETISH ISNT IS!
Fucking hell think of something else quick..

>A question about conjure booze

Oh thank god, your best subject.
Your ability to conjure booze is restricted only by the definition of "Booze", anything that can get someone pleasantly hammered is just waiting for you to call it into reality. From Mead to Larger, Bloody Marias to Cock sucking Cowboy you can make them all baby!

Cthulhlu 2022/08/22(Mon)07:06 No. 1041531 ID: 4286ca
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shaking yourself from you skin/booze imaginings, you turn your attention back to your dance companion.

"if you know who i am than you know i am bound soul and bone to bring joy to all i see, and you strike me as someone in dire need of, at the very least, someone to vent too. So tell me, what troubles you so?"

she stares at you for a while giving you time to admire her eyes, they are a striking shade of ruby red that almost seems to glow in the rapidly fading light of the eavning.

after a moment she speaks up

"What do ye ken about the Jakko? about our Queens?" she says, looking down with a resigned tone to her voice
"Well i know you have three, a maiden a mother and a crone, i know they are selected at birth due to horn shape and albinism and im aware there are usually multiple candidates who go through trials, other then that im afraid im in the dark"

she sways with you for a moment before speaking "Im the least favourite ta win the trials of the maiden, im only here so that if anything goes shit south the Sisters haven't lost anything of Value" she spits the last word with such venom your surprised the deck doesn't melt, her grip on your hand tightens to the point you can feel the bones grind together, which is actually incredibly impressive as well as concerning..

ask what the differences is between the three titles and ask if that means she's likely to inherit on of the other titles?

I guess also ask what makes her the least favored, she seems fine to you (in more ways then one)

Huh, we could negotiate her freedom!

Does failing the trials result in death?

Tell her you know something important is going to happen. Important as in "This is going down in History.", so if she helps that's probably a way to impress whoever decide if she is going to cut it or not.
Also tell her you are going to solve it with partying and booze and joy and an unpredictable amount of flaying, not necessarily in that order.

>Skin swapping fetish
>ewwww
Hey, don't knock it 'till you've tried it. Some ancient horrors really seem to swear by it.

>and nothing of Value was lost
So she is considered of low 'Value' and unlikely to become the next Maiden - and sounds rather like she's been told so to her face - and this has become a sore point for her. Though, assuming she does not become the next Maiden, would she not be free to do as she pleases?

Mayhaps she can travel, visit other places, and not be bound to the rigors of royalty, which, oh, do sometimes force one to spend an inconsiderate amount of time on 'official duties'. Thankfully, your duties also allow you to have fun, at least. Or are the trials of such danger that she is unlikely to survive them? You'd hardly presume so - she seems like an admirably tough and strong gal. (twitch your creaking hand)

Incidentally, are you to presume the Sisters assumed something would go wrong on this rather, well, boring ol' cruise trip? You've indications something may be afoot.

(it's us - we're the indication)

Princess Quest Cthulhlu 2022/09/02(Fri)07:24 No. 1042604 ID: 4286ca
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"Could you try for one of the other roles if Maiden is so distasteful to you?" you ask as you sway to the music
"Nay, while our fur marks us for Queenhood tis the Horns that dictate wich queen we be.
The Maiden has the Goring horns of the dragon,the Mother has the spiraling horns of the mother Ram and the Hag has the branching antlers that mark her as a keeper of secrets and lies."

"I see, and im assuming theres something about the trials that means you cant just abdicate?"
"To become Maiden of Blood, you must tear the hearts out of all other candidates atop the Queens Mount, as long as im alive the maidens throne would be invalid."

there is a moment of silence as you dance, you take in the both horror of being raised to slaughter those you consider sisters, and to take in just how METAL that whole ceremony is holy fuck.

"Thats.. wow.. no wonder you dont want anything to do with it, having to kill all those people.."

there is another moment of silence before sidah gives a embaraced cough

"Thats..neh the main reason.."

Princess Quest Cthulhlu 2022/09/02(Fri)07:30 No. 1042606 ID: 4286ca
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"Look yeh tis awful and cruel but.. well.. im a jakko, if were not killing each other were fucking, so kicking my "Sisters" teeth in isnt as big a deal as it should be"

she sighs

"its just..i dont want to be this big war queen, walking around soaked in blood and all that shite, all ive ever wanted to be was a dancer. have been since i saw a gypsy lady dance as a bairn. it all spoke to me in ways none of this shite ever did."

she falls silent, staring at a half faded memory.

We’re princess of the dead, surely we can pull some strings. Like, spiriting you away to our country so you’re declared legally dead, or making it so you don’t need that heart anymore.

Do you detect inhibitions? Conjure up some booze, and get her to give a dance people will remember. Remember, shenanigans here will be blamed on you, not her.

So what's stopping you from being a dancer? You don't want to be a queen, you are suspected of being the least likely to achieve queendom, what's stopping you from squirreling away some rainy day funds and faking your death to live the life you want to live? Maybe a bit drastic but some could say the same thing about having to fight your siblings to the death to win the right to wear a crown.

"If you ever find out how to ensure your arrival in the Land of the Dead, I'd love a Blade Dancer."

>>1042606
Sounds like being the Maiden doesn't leave much free time for anything else. I'm detecting a critical, lifetime-spanning lack of joy in this poor girl!

While war and battle are often metaphorically likened to dancing I know that's not what she means. Well, it's a compelling problem and one I'm sure we'd like to help with, but in the short term we gotta have her bust out some moves!
This is a party and you're both dancing right now, maybe manifest some drinks and nudge her to take the lead.

>to be a dancer
If she wants to dance, then - here you are, dancing now! You can fit the style of dance to whatever speaks to her. Why not have some fun while she can, instead of moping about things she herself can do little to change outside of buckling tradition so bad a kingdom might come toppling, hm?

(Meanwhile YOU ponder how you might... nudge things in a slightly more favorable direction for the poor young girl. Imagine not being able to dance as you want, when you want! Are there any favors you could pull or things you could do here, besides allowing the girl to enjoy herself better?)

>Options
Actually, funny thought - since it's the "skin" that dictates eligibility, if you found some other Jakko with the same horn shape who'd want to take the bother of being the Maiden, you could have them swap skins and then Sidah could be on her merry way with a replacement in her, uh, place. An elegant solution, really.

Actually, might not even need to put in a replacement - someone with a different horn shape would also be ineligible, even if they were white-furred. All Sidah needs is a skin that's not white to become ineligible. So it seems it may actually be in your power to grant her her wish. Should you find a suitable someone else to swap skins with.

>>1042698
Oh, and don't conjure drinks if you're doing the skin-swapping thing. You'll need all your PNEUMA for that, since it's 10 a pop and you only have 20.

It'd be pretty funny, though. To bring joy through taking skins... in an actual non-fetishy way.

Taking her skin and turning it a different colour would be a good solution, though we'd also have to convince her entourage that she was a lousy candidate, bound for failure and thus no real loss.

Princess Quest Cthulhlu 2022/09/17(Sat)06:45 No. 1043995 ID: 4286ca
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"I have a few ideas that could help short term, mostly involving getting historically drunk" you say as the music changes to a waltz "Long term all i can suggest is to just die and take the chance at coming back,were in a Sleeping age so the odds are in your favour."

she gives you what can only be described as A Look, capital letters and everything, before sighing and lowering her eyes.

"Wont work, they go around after and take the heads off the corpses, you dinna come back from that."

Well shit.. decapitation is the only death 100% guaranteed to prevent rising as a Dead but you didn't know it was being used for anyone but the worst of the worst criminals, the jakko using it as a royal ceremony is all kinds of fucked up..

>Sounds like being the Maiden doesn't leave much free time for anything else.
Good point, youll ask.

"From the sound of it being Maiden dosen't give you much free time? is there no room for dance in the life of the Maiden?"

She opens her mouth to answer then suddenly snaps it shut, a look of disgust and anger darkening her face

Princess Quest Cthulhlu 2022/09/17(Sat)06:52 No. 1043996 ID: 4286ca
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>swap skins
>swap skins
>skin-swapping thing
>taking skins
>Taking her skin
>Skin
>SKIN
>SKIN

She snaps her head round and stares at a waiter with a look of disgust tinged with rage, this gose on for some time with the poor Dead getting more and more uncomfortable as the stare continues.
Your surprised the wood behind him hasn't burst into flame from the sheer intensity of the Glare..

"Is there a reason your trying to vaporise that server with your eyes?"

"Dinna ye hear him? he was muttering about me damn skin like some kinda sicko!"

..waaaiiiit..can.. can she hear the Urges? thats.. ok that's kinda unprecedented, everything you read about the urges said they where a one-person-at-a-time thing..

We need to test this!
Quick, tell her to do something!
for science!

the server doesn't have the ability remove skin, that would be the one called skin taker, the one you're dancing with. As for why, just thinking of a way to maybe sneak you off the boat or fake your death if you really want to get out of this life and chose your own.

Oh hello by the way, it seems you can hear the urges as well. May god have mercy on your soul.

Pounce and gnaw on the waiters face. It's the reasonable and polite thing to do

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>punishment for criminals used for royal succession ceremony
Probably don't want certain royal secrets getting out. Like, uh, how their succession ceremonies go. Guess that means getting her disqualified on a technicality - like not having the correct fur colour all of a sudden any longer - might not help much.

>pounce and gnaw the waiter
Look, the only one Sidah should pounce and gnaw here - later - is Xhochinetilli.

>mutterings, ask her to do something
Greetings Sidah! Would you mind adjusting Tilli's chest boobas up a bit? They look to have disappeared down her dress.

And please blink in disbelief if you can hear us - the supposed Urges, intelligent subconscious desires of the Dreamer, also known as random-ass voices outta nowhere.

Tilli, just for fun, browbeat the orchestra into changing their tunes and show this woman the wonders of Swinging, rather than all this trite waltzing. Hm, maybe we can even provide a better beat here ourselves. Can you hear this?

Snog that nonexistent rack and use dumb pickup lines like "Mind if I give you my heart for safekeeping?"

>Say anything whatsoever
Well
you're not real
and your dance partner is an ass-woman who may or may not have screwed with the fabric of reality so badly that she rewrote her backstory to be less obnoxiously embarrassing
Who is also not real

>>1043996
SHOW US YER TIDDIES!

Do something for science! I recommend popularising the practice of keeping both test subjects and testing staff ignorant as to the nature of the test.

Princess Quest Cthulhlu 2022/10/11(Tue)06:51 No. 1046136 ID: 4286ca
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>Pounce and gnaw on the waiters face.
>Your not Real

"What"

>Oh hello by the way, it seems you can hear the urges as well. May god have mercy on your soul.
>Snog that non-existent rack
"The"

>Would you mind adjusting Tilli's chest boobas up a bit?
>Do something for science!

"FUCK!?"

>SHOW US YER TIDDIES!

"..you uh..you can probably ignore that one.."

Princess Quest Cthulhlu 2022/10/11(Tue)06:52 No. 1046138 ID: 4286ca
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Ok look before you freak out its fine! its just the Urges!"
"The fecking What?"
"The urges? ok look you know how sometimes you get the urge to strip naked in the rain?"

she stares at you silently for a moment as the disembodied music continues to play in both your heads

"You know how you sometimes get the urge to clothesline a mother fucker?"
"Aye"
"well these are the Dreamers Urges, just like how its thoughts and emotions manifest as people or spirits, its urges manifest as disembodied voices."
"So im possessed by a bunch o tit obsessed ghoulies?"

you relax a little, it seems that her rising anger or panic has simmered down to her base state of fury and your almost certain she isn't about to set anything on fire.
almost.

"Nothing so dramatic, all they do is suggest. its like having a personal audience yelling suggestions at a improv act. they tend to show up when important stuff is about to go down, but they also have a real romantic slash horny streak, so we are either about to see a surprise wedding.."

Princess Quest Cthulhlu 2022/10/11(Tue)06:54 No. 1046139 ID: 4286ca
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"Or a Orgy.."






"Is some one running a bath?"

Grab onto each other, whatever it is it's a big one.

Massive wave incoming from some giant waterspout, looks major mojo magic - it's just off to your port side. Order the crew to turn vessel towards the wave ("Turn Port!") so your pleasure barge doesn't capsize when the wave hits. Order everyone else to hold on or get the fuck inside.

TAKE TO THE SKY - and let Sidah ride ya. Whatever this is, you should get a better view of it from the air. Maybe you even can rescue some dignitaries who'll die by drowning if they get washed overboard - or you can fly on over to find out what the heck this is.

Hope you're not bored any longer!

It's "AN orgy" not "A orgy".
Also prepare to get very wet.

>>1046139
oh that's not good

especially since that tidal wave seems to be radiating from a single point, so something huuuge has just either hit the water or surfaced.
Don't panic, brace or get outta there.

>they tend to show up when important stuff is about to go down, but they also have a real romantic slash horny streak, so we are either about to see a surprise wedding.."
>"Or a Orgy.."
HEY, we don't JUST show up to romantic/lewd events! We also show up to tragic and life threatening events just as often.

>"Is some one running a bath?"
Like the giant wall of water coming at you and all the important people on this boat full of people trying to prevent a war or something coming at all this very moment.

Speaking of which you might want to grow some wings, grab your dancing partner and fly skyward to avoid the wave of watery death.

May I suggest yelling "TSUNAMI!" at top of lung and hope one of the other gods has command over the wind, or sea, or something else that might literally turn the tide.

>>1046139
On the plus side if your new friend dies in this accident she will still have her head and will probably join the dead

Tsunami incoming, boss. Also a pillar of water??? Might wanna take your charge and fly.

>>1046139
We show up around DEADLY Stuff too ......well there is just none that survives to tell about it even then it does often does end up into a monster orgy

We are also attracted to apocalyptic world-ending events.
By the way, how well do you swim?

got an umbrella?

Princess Quest Cthulhlu 2022/11/02(Wed)06:03 No. 1048222 ID: 4cd0f0
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>Prepare to get wet
> Tsunami incoming

"Oh shit shit Shit! Tunami! Tsusumi! Big ass wave incoming"
"The feck are ye talkin aboot ya big HEY!"

You sweep Sidah up mid yell and hold her bridal carry style as her guards push through the crowd, no doubt certian your about to kidnapp slash rescue the princess, wich to be fair you are..

Focusing your pneuma as the young lady struggles in your arms you activate [Take to the Skies], manifesting your wings in a blast of metalic blue light, the color of Magic!

"Holy shit!" Sidah says, eith a appropriate ammount of suprise.

You now have 0 pneuma.
Pneuma regeneration active.

Princess Quest Cthulhlu 2022/11/02(Wed)06:14 No. 1048223 ID: 4cd0f0
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With a surge of power you leap skyward, gliding silently on Spiral Glass wings.
Your unsure exactly how many guards belived or even heared you, but your use of magic definatly attracted attention.

Far below you both watch as the ship is rapidly encased in a protective magical shell that flows and shapes itself into a wedge.

You watch as the ship rides the great wave upwards, its magical shell balancing and accelerating it up the wall of roaring water, cresting it in a burst of spray and begining its long slide down the other side.


Not gonna lie you kinda wish you had stayed onboard, it looks hella fun..

Oh look, a convenient excuse to fake Sidah's death.
Head in the direction the wave is moving towards. You need to warn the people on the coastline, and any other boats that don't have military-grade wards.

how long do your wings last?

Anyways since it looks like the ship is safe for the moment (didn't know they had a magic barrier otherwise I might have suggest staying on the boat) can you look towards the center of the lake where the wave came from and see if you can see what caused the wave in the first place?

...
...Well it has to be said.

"So bet this isn't how you imagined your day going."

Well, we’d look silly flying back down to the boat now. Want to go see where that wave came from?

Hey Sidah, want to fake your own death AND do a sick cannonball at the same time?

Coollet'sdoiiiiiiiit

well... that was embarrassing

>>1048223
your wings are so cool

probably worth checking the direction the wave came from, can't rule out a trout-affecting meteor strike or the slightly more likely possibility that it was some arcane attempt to wipe out the assembled people of importance on that boat.

Hey, whoever's captaining/magicking that ship knows how to ride 'em. Good on y'alls.

Anyway, riding waves is all fine and dandy, but you're riding AIR with COOL AS HECK WINGS! So while it lasts, dance through the air - and head towards the cause of this sudden tsunami - to investigate it!

Since that's definitely why you blasted off so suddenly - you just grabbed Sidah in your typical happy-go-absentmindedness. That's the story, and your country's diplomats are gonna stick to it.

(whee)

Sidah - you've escaped your minders for a bit, and have reasonable cause to not be blamed for it. Why not hold on tight - and enjoy the ride, wherever it takes you?

>>1048223
Well. Ask her what she wants to do now. Turns out the boat was safe after all, but what made the shield?

If we pretend to kill the princess, we will cause a war between the dead and the Jakko, and probably worse, and Sidah won't even be fully free anyway.


Can't we just go back down and challenge the Jakko to a duel over her or something?

Princess Quest Cthulhlu 2023/01/06(Fri)05:38 No. 1053347 ID: b066d7
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> a sick cannonball

"That would be really cool"
"What!"
"Keep your legs together and try to land butt first"
"NO!"
"Youll be fine"
"DA NOT DROP THE BUNNY!"

>a convenient excuse to fake Sidah's death.

"IT WOULDNT BE FAKE I CANNE SWIM!!"
"Seriusly?"
"Well i can kitty paddle but other wise no.."

>How long do your wings last?

"Thats a good question, ye not gonna just...drop out the sky are ye?"
"Nah, generally they work on narrative logic, as long as its 'narrativly satasfying to the dream' theyll stay up. Once i land theyll vanish though so lets pick a good spot to land, then we cannfigure out if this is a rescue or akidnapping" you say with a wink

>head towards the cause of this sudden tsunami - to investigate it!


Thats a point, you look around from your vantage point for the source of the waves.

"Oh...oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiit.."

Princess Quest Cthulhlu 2023/01/06(Fri)05:40 No. 1053348 ID: b066d7
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"Its Back"

>>1053348
Oooh, what's that? What's back?

And you have a pretty and rad as hell sky. I think I see a bunny starsign? And a dragon one!

hmm, so how big of a problem is that thing and how bad is it that a boat filled with very important people is heading towards it?

>>1053348
well at least it looks cool, how bad is IT?

Princess Quest Cthulhlu 2023/03/20(Mon)06:14 No. 1059123 ID: 4286ca
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"Story time!, Ahem.."

Once, Long ago, the Sea People gave a gift to the children of the land.
this was before runes, and magic was locked away behind mystery and dreams with only the sea people able to wield it.

wishing to share the Dreamers Gift with the young races they built great towers of spiralling glass across the world, these towers drew in the winds of magic and stored it in a easily accessible form.

the Sea People went to the children of the land and showed them their creation, using the magic to grow bountiful crops, warm homes, bestow powerful Pneuma and ensure healthy births.
this gift they gave willingly and asked nothing in return, sharing it with all.

So of course it caused the biggest most bloody war in history.

the selfish wanted to control, the Patriotic wanted to deprive other nations and the bloodthirsty simply wanted the excuse. over a million people died, soaking the ground before the towers with blood and tears until the Sea People acted.

Without a word they cast the towers down, uprooted the network they built to aid a ungrateful world and returned to the sea leaving only small scraps of glass behind. the nations that had spent so much effort on a now empty goal collapsed and the first dark age began..


"And now one of the towers has reappeared smack bang in the middle of a bunch of nations who have only just accepted the idea of not slaughtering each other"


sidah ponders this for a moment
"oh fuck.."
"oh Fuck indeed.."

>>1059123
So do you need to destroy it or something?

Hmm, so I’ll admit I’m at a bit of a lose on what to do? Trying to seize the thing seems like a bad idea and the fact that the land of the dead already has a good source of magic with your dad makes it feel a bit unneeded. Destroying it could be a possibility if you think no one else would recognize otherwise doing so might bring a nation or two ire down on your home. And while leaving might not be to bad for your kingdom since more dead just means you get the equivalent of a baby boom some bigot with a chip on his shoulder against the undead could use this to become a problem or worse someone trying to have a dick measuring contest with your dad trying to prove he has more magic than him.

So princess, as the princess and currently the only official authority of your land around what would you say the stance is for the land of the dead on this tower? And I’d ask the other princess what she’d think her people wanted to do but she is looking for a way out of politics and I’m not sure she’d want to deal with this if she doesn’t have too.

You’ll just have to steal it all for yourself first!

>>1059123
bets on this being the only one that has reappeared/reactivated vs the whole network somehow coming back?

Not sure what'd be worse, the exact same thing happening all over again or there being just one macguffin tower to fight over.

That said, maybe everyone will have learned a bit of a lesson considering the towers got yoinked once and presumably can be again?

Sea people message read loud and clear 'oi assholes, that meeting suggests you might be trustworthy this time, don't fuck it up again!'

alternatively the Dreamer was bored of things calming down and has chosen maximum shenanigans, hence us all meeting here right as this happens

Man, I love me some story time.

Now get on over there to investigate why it's back, baby! For... reasons. For one, while you're (still) flight-capable, so you might be able to inspect and enter it further up than anyone, say, arriving by boat could, so that's an arguable advantage of sorts.

Also, for seeking to return it to the depths for everyone's peace of mind. And for you guys going on a hopefully cool adventure, away from sure-to-be-overbearing-after-this-minders. Maybe even for a rare shot at Sidah getting out from under her nation's dummy thicc thumb. Do the Sea People have an asylum policy? I betchu they'd be tough to sanction!

One wonders what reason there be for the tower's return, though. Maybe 'Oops, someone pressed the wrong ancient magic button and we don't know how to undo it yet, but we're totally gonna!'? If you figure it's something like that and get back to the other diplomats, maybe you'll be able to avert a(nother) pointless mess, too.

... say, is there some manner of connection between this being a Spiral Glass tower and you having Spiral Glass wings, Xhochinetilli? Did the Land of the Dead inherit some of the magic knowledge of the Sea People? Or secure a few of the remaining scraps of glass?

>>1059123
Well, the good news is that people know how the Sea People reacted last time when the power was abused. So they won't do it (as much) this time. The most reasonable people will probably draw up laws and regulations on magic use and try to reach an international agreement so there isn't a war over simply the use of magic. As for the bloodthirsty, that is handled by an alliance between the nations that agree on how magic is to be used.

I wonder if we can push things towards that result? Let's land on the boat and start talking to all the important people there.

People... can't handle being given things they don't understand. Only those who are empty inside have the space in their beliefs to stuff a dangerous sandbox of chaotic and unknown potential into their hearts and channel it through their claws. That's what the Sea People failed to comprehend.
Or, perhaps, they knew all too well.

>Take the tower, destroy it, or leave?
Press forward. You are, first and foremost, a ruler / civil servant of the nation of the dead. Your duty is to claim this power. Your responsibility is to learn its secrets, comprehend how it works, and ultimately reverse-engineer enough that you and your people can build new technologies and forge new paths for your nation.
You don't need the tower. You need the answers to questions which have generated lies through their mere existence.
If this tower and your powers co-align according to 'the plot', fly to the top and land there. I've seen a dungeon made of a tower. You start at the top and try to reach the core at the bottom. Fighting's the main game, but your priority is to survive. Run, innovate, go crazy, whatever you need to keep yourself moving down.