tippler 2022/05/16(Mon)17:33 No. 1032502 ID: eedbeb
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>I’m preggers with Thorn
I think we’re long past the metaphorical gestation stage. Thorn has been there a long time, I just wasn’t able to let her out.

>C
Eyes on the big war wolf prize, Morrigan’s gonna be the toughest to summon so I want to get that out of the way first. Fighting other dogs is a bad idea, so I can find a wild animal, like a mountain lion and make Thorn face it in hand to hand combat.

A. Go to the zoo (can finish today, but Thorn’s reputation with the police will get worse)
B. Coordinate a hunting trip with Jack’s help (takes three days)

B, the zoo's just a bad idea all around. Most of the creatures there have never even seen the wild, so they're just lazy beasts meandering about their pens. Set up a trip, and enjoy your time until then.

B.
Can you multitask and work with Jack to summon Bau while on the trip?

Go to the zoo and pick a fight with a huge alligator.

Hunting trip is go! Not only will we have Thorne fight a strong wild animal, we can hunt smaller prey on the side for some meals for later. Yum!

tippler 2022/05/17(Tue)15:20 No. 1032602 ID: eedbeb
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>B
It turns out Milo, Jack’s friend who was in contention for plowing, is a regular hunter and backpacker who takes trips into the mountains to the northwest of the city. I’ve never been on an overnight trip in the wild, but I’m not about to shy away from walking for 10 hours in the woods. I’m a dog, after all.

Impromptu planning lasts all day, and I get a pack with water, food, and a sleeping bag for the trip. That night I explain the excursion in more detail to Thorn, then set out the next morning with Jack and Milo.

tippler 2022/05/17(Tue)15:20 No. 1032603 ID: eedbeb
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The rocky trail hurts my paws after a few hours, but I push on. We make camp in a secluded site with an old fire pit and roast hotdogs on skewers.

Milo has a scent bait to lure in a large predator, as well as a rifle in case things go wrong. He tells us he’ll get up early to set the bait and then get us up to wait in a camo hunting blind.

The plan goes off without a hitch, and the stout Rottweiler shakes me awake at the crack of dawn to huddle in a cold little shelter with the Clitsucker 5000 clutched in my fist.

tippler 2022/05/17(Tue)15:20 No. 1032604 ID: eedbeb
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To my surprise, the first animal that wanders into view is actually an enormous bull moose. Should I wait for something else or have Thorn fight him?

Perfect. Do it quickly, before he smells you.

>>1032604
This seems pretty good.

Attack him with a personal rendition of Childish Gambino's Feels Like Summer.

Well yes do sic Thorn on him, but a bull moose like this is probably being hunted by something other than you too, so be wary of a third party joining the fight.

tippler 2022/05/17(Tue)19:09 No. 1032645 ID: eedbeb
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>Fight!
I start schlicking furiously, praying that the noise doesn’t alert the moose. He smells something foreign, whether dog or dog juice, and pauses to scan the underbrush. A twig snaps behind him and he whips his head around right as I reach my peak.

tippler 2022/05/17(Tue)19:09 No. 1032646 ID: eedbeb
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I burst out of the flimsy tarp thing and lunge for my prey. Ha! I’m glad Rosie picked someone my size. He’s distracted by something, looking the other way, and I tackle him to the ground.

He brays with rage and we wrestle violently. My fangs dig gouges into his skin and he tries to impale me on his wide rack. He’s a tad stronger, but weakening as I injure him.

I’m about to seal my victory when a third party joins in on the fight. Razor sharp claws slice down my back and I howl with pain before throwing myself backwards on top of the mountain lion that attacked me.

Now would be a great time to call for some godly aid. What powers should I ask for from Morrigan to defeat my enemies?

Power Punch.

Make that puma all flat-faced

Bulletproof skin and a row of spines down your back.

Increase a body part
Specifically expand ass
So you can do this
>>1031613
But more fatally.
Or just increase a paw and slap/punch/claw puma

Hey, wait. The other animals walk on two legs too?
Why are the dogs the only ones who live cities?

Don't beg the gods for the power to be a bigger jerk.

Back off, make a quip about the brawl, then use hit-and-run tactics to slow them down. Keep them angry and separated.

>>1032661
Support

It's a cat; you're a dog. Ask for the power to be more of a dog.

tippler 2022/05/18(Wed)16:15 No. 1032709 ID: eedbeb
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>Hey wait a second, other animals are sentient and walk on two legs too?
Yes. Doesn’t bother me one bit.

>Back off
Hard to do when I’m sandwiched on both sides by my foes.

>Power punch
I send a mental prayer to Morrigan, wishing for the strength to free myself and strike the definitive blow! My blood boils with fiery magic and I surge to my feet.

tippler 2022/05/18(Wed)16:15 No. 1032710 ID: eedbeb
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The moose spots Jack and Milo, who were exposed when I dislodged their hiding place, and wisely decides to run. The cougar flips onto all fours and pounces on me again. This time I meet her with a fist to the gut, knocking the breath out of her lungs.

The bloodlust urges me to finish her off. I can feel the essence of Morrigan urging me onward.
A. Kill (Morrigan will be pleased)
B. Naw (Morrigan will be upset but still talk to me)

[SPARE]

Spare, so you have their full attention.

kill

>>1032710
death by snu-snu specifically

Killing is okay sometimes. This feels like sometimes enough for me, go for it.

Nah, bro. Morrigan, mah gurl, you have anger issues and need therapy.

Spare.

Crush her limbs into fine powder, then focus on the angry moose with a shotg-
[dodge]

Kill
I mean, we came here to hunt, thats what these animals are here for, to get hunted, and we need to get a sacrifice for Morrigan from a tough fight. I mean, all animals in this world are sentient anyways, so how else do we eat here?

tippler 2022/05/19(Thu)06:31 No. 1032832 ID: eedbeb
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>Kill
I contemplate sparing the mountain lion just to piss off Morrigan and get their full attention, but that’d be unnecessarily petty. Instead I tear out the feline’s throat with my teeth.

“Well done, strong warrior.” says a deep voice.

I turn to see the top half of a wolf floating in the air, dressed with scars and heavy armor.

Now’s my chance to explain the situation with Rosie. How do I phrase things?

Lick your chops, give her a thumbs up back.

"Yo mama. Or are you? Other mother wants to know. 'parently you guys get on well in her hot sexy dreams, Anubis sez."

Don't if I can phrase it like a really lecherous she-werewolf would, but:

"Hey, there. Nice get up! We wanted to ask you, you the one who created me to share room in this pomeranian's body?"

tippler 2022/05/19(Thu)19:07 No. 1032908 ID: eedbeb
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I reciprocate the thumbs up of approval and cut straight to the chase.

“You my mom?”

Morrigan gapes at you. “Eh?”

I sigh and go into slightly more detail. “I’m kind of body sharing with a Pomeranian girl after Anubis said you guys regularly had dream sex with her. So, did you make me?”

tippler 2022/05/19(Thu)19:07 No. 1032909 ID: eedbeb
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Morrigan drifts closer and sniffs around my shoulders.

“I suppose it’s possible…You do resemble me somewhat. That said, if I was the one to plant the seed I did not mean to. Blasted Bau would be the one to blame for making us and that, er, very sexually frustrated fluffy dog breed.”

>>1032909
Alright ask how best to summon Bau.

>>1032910
Yeah pretty much this.

Bau made the other gods?

What counts is the one who did the deed! We need a new body. One with its throat not torn out.

Should we ask if Morrigan wants to see Rosie, at least to see if he recognizes her?

tippler 2022/05/20(Fri)12:00 No. 1032986 ID: eedbeb
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Morrigan seems uncomfortable with the situation. She looks around and clears her throat. “Very good job with the mountain lion, I must be off, good luck with your investigation.”

>Bau made the other gods?
No, it appears he’s partially responsible for making me. Not through fucking Rosie himself but from poking a hole in Morrigan’s metaphorical condom.

“How do I summon Bau?” I ask. The fertility god seems to be the best next target.

tippler 2022/05/20(Fri)12:01 No. 1032987 ID: eedbeb
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“In the old days they’d throw orgies in Bau’s honor, lots of wine and cheese and togas, never appealed to me personally. You could try to pray to get pregnant before sex, you have to mean it though, the guy doesn’t take kinks seriously. Uh…get horribly injured and asking for healing should work too.”

With that, the apparition disappears and I’m left to gather Milo and Jack and return to the city. We get back in the late afternoon, weary from the long trip.

I feel like I’m on to something, and I want to stay as myself for now. How do I summon Bau?

>>1032987
Get wickedly injured and ask for healing, huh? How might we best achiev-

BAU BAR BRAWL BAU BAR BRAWL BAU BAR BRAWL BAU BAR BRA

...oh wait, better idea.

BAU BAR ORGY BAU BAR ORGY BAU BAR ORGY BAU BAR OR

Find/crash a strip joint with plenty of finger food, drinks, etc, - the modern equivalent would kick the socks of any ye olde party style, alright.

The other idea is eeeh. Pregnancy seems unwise at this stage. You're not ready to settle down just yet and make Rosie and Morrigan grandmas!

Weaponize the internet and host a wireless hands-free jerkoff.

Orgy. Get all the guys Rosie lined up.

Let's get ourselves hurt!

Hunting time!

Hmm... do you and Rosie share the same injuries? you did get clawed in the back by the puma. You're strong, and powerful so it's just a small wound for you, but to Rosie, that must hurt like hell.
In case Rosie is greatly injured from that claw attack when she turns back, write to her about getting her injury healed by summoning Bau. But let her know about the plan b orgy

>>1032987
Time to get fat on greasy fat food drink bad booze and watch people fuck just need to do sexstuff without cumming mouth only penetration and pawjobs?

Let Baxter go beyond what a regular dom is allowed to do and just really beat the shit out of you. Then pray for healing.