Nay

I THINK COCKS ARE DISGUSTING!

Bob 2010/04/02(Fri)13:07 No. 3743 ID: 67c611
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Straight but will make exceptions for really cute guys.

>>3743
Basically this.

AAAAAAWWWWWWWS TITS

I like little boys, pretty girls, and adult men who act like little boys.

tittays

Tits or gtfo

THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUSLY TITS

Hmmm.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

...

I think I am a dragonsexual

Rinoka 2010/04/02(Fri)20:40 No. 3761 ID: a50e9b
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I AM A FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL

IT'S TRULY OUTRAGEOUS
TRULY TRULY TRULY OUTRAGEOUS
Put me down for Pansexual

Breadsexual. I fuck breads.

>>3768
what about breadstick dicks

as long as it have tits I don't care

THAT IS AN AWESOME SUGAR CANE. IT WILL MAKE A GREAT WALKING STICK.

FUCK IT IS A BAMBOO. IN MY HEAD IT IS A SUGAR CANE.

>>3740
I swing both ways baby~
...
...Not that I do much swinging in either direction... ._.

As Reaver has said. I've snacked from both tables~

Gay - 2
Both - 7
Tits - 7
Bread - 1
WHOA NELLY

I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma.

Either, I guess.

>>3784
C'mere, you. :3

I fuck nothing.

>>3790
Oh baby~

>>3763
A FANTASY
BEIN' ANYONE I WANNA BE
AND ON TOP OF IT ALL, YOU'RE HERE WITH ME
asexualtits here

I like manly girls and girly men.

Wait wait wait, what if there's a chick on here? Then gay qualifies for Dicks for them and Tits qualify for Gay?

>>3824
>>a chick on here
What

>>3827
Gonna have to concur here, this is the internet.

It's not so much a yes for tits as much as it is a no for dicks. Though there has to be at least some sort of feminine qualities before this rock starts rollin.

Bob 2010/04/21(Wed)14:00 No. 3924 ID: 00e96f
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Gay. :D

I'm a pansexual FtM/ Paradox applicable.

blickity bi

BOTH MOTHERFUCKER

A HOLE IS A HOLE

INCLUDING MY OWN

FUCK YEAH

Gay - 3
Both/Pansexual/Whores - 12
Straight - 8
Bread - 1
Asexual - 2

>Both/Pansexual/Whores - 12

REALLY?

I AM THE SUN

Bob 2010/05/11(Tue)13:23 No. 4115 ID: c05c83
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>>4114
NO I AM

>most people are bisexual

THIS STAT IS NOT SURPRISING AT ALL

>>4121

Well this IS the internet...

Neigh

I am only sexually aroused by non-orientable surfaces.

Ñ 2010/08/21(Sat)03:56 No. 7269 ID: f202ec
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>>7262
So hot.

>>3743

>>3743

That's called bisexual, buddy.

Really, everyone should already know that I'm a flaming homosexual.

Whatever arouses me. So far there is no general category for what has done that.

Gay - 4
Both/Pansexual/Whores - 13
Straight - 9
Bread - 1
Asexual - 2
The Sun - 2
Non-orientable Surfaces - 1

I vote for everything but tits. Because I like tits and can't get any.

Bob 2010/09/03(Fri)16:00 No. 7524 ID: f4963f
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>>7512
Clearly, the only option is to cultivate your own.

>>7524
Are this some kind of titty seeds? Do they grow tits on trees?

>>7531
They'll turn baren soil fertile and fertile soil into rampaging overgrowth. Use them wisely.

Bob 2010/09/09(Thu)18:22 No. 7635 ID: bd5545
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I've heard of unisex but I've never had it.

Guess I forgot to post. Pretty damn gay in terms of interests, though apparently I fly low on the gaydar.

Tits, please!

>>8560
So you're saying you're a stealth bomber with dick-seeking missiles.

>>8579
Pretty much, except those missiles are too lazy to seek anything and generally don't get fired anyway.
Maybe I'm just a dick-targeting surveillance drone.

Tits, but lazy. Open to potential love of The Cock, but having never met a loveable cock...

Despite claims to the contrary I'm boringly vanilla and straight.

>>8734
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

>>8734
only when you're awake apparently

would do a trap, but nay otherwise

Tits, they go well with my mantits

>>11837
I misread this as "...with my mantis" every time I scroll past. And the worrying thing is that I can't fault my brain on autocorrecting that given the context of this place.

>>11855
I didn't notice until now that it wasn't mantis.

>>11856
Ditto :V

Bitequest turned me sharksexual

Winston 2011/10/07(Fri)18:36 No. 18222 ID: 0d7a83
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I don't care as long as there's frills.

Cisqur made them my fetish :V

>>18219
Why did you bump this?

Cisqur 2011/10/07(Fri)18:50 No. 18225 ID: 2db784
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+1 for menloving individuals
>>18222
I apologize for your affliction

People of antisexual orientation represent!

I'm goatsexual.

UPDATED STATISTICS:

43 - Frills
0 - Other

It pains me that I can't come up with something witty and hilarious to say without sounding like an utter fuckhead, so instead I'll rather boringly say heterosexual.

I STICK MY PENIS IN THINGS THAT DON'T ALREADY HAVE ONE

+1 gay

oops

throwing my hat at both, since this thread is here

Straight

I guess I'm both?


>>18227
THE LORD OF GOATS.

Flaming homogay.

I'm pretty gay yo.

All this Ghey would explain why there were so many votes to shrink Iora's tits.

trollface.jpg

ahahahhaha

Lord of Flames!6V6vMIakOE 2012/05/24(Thu)17:36 No. 21264 ID: eea689
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If it's cute, has thumbs (or analogous prehensile organs, or meets some other intellience-denoting standard) and is capable of orgasm or other sexual pleasure, I'll go for it!

>>21264
Translation: "oh god, I'm desperate, ANYTHING!"

>>21274
I don't know. Do I count as "desperate" if I already have a boyfriend (albeit one I don't get to see as often as I like)?

I just like sex. And people. And aliens (fictional ones, anyway, who technically are people too).

I will romance any person I have a mutual attraction with, but I don't like sex. Romantic asexual.

Sentientosexual.

Gay - 8
Both/Pan/omnisexual/Whores - 18
Straight - 13
Bread - 1
Asexual - 4
The Sun - 2
Non-orientable Surfaces - 1
Frills - 1 (but secretly everyone loves them)
Goatsexual - 1
Tits - 3
Sharksexual - 1
Sentientosexual? - 1

and plus one for the
everything that moves.(included in the count.)