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3740 No. 3740 ID: 8eda28

BECAUSE BLAANK WANTED TO KNOW WHO HE SHOULD HIT ON, ARE YOU GAY OR NAY.
Gay - 1
Both - 0
Tits - 0
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No. 4122 ID: 35cea2

>>4121

Well this IS the internet...
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No. 7260 ID: b0e8ce

Neigh
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No. 7262 ID: d560d6

I am only sexually aroused by non-orientable surfaces.
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No. 7269 ID: f202ec
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7269

>>7262
So hot.
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No. 7276 ID: e31d52

>>3743
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No. 7397 ID: 74a90b

>>3743

That's called bisexual, buddy.
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No. 7479 ID: badf27

Really, everyone should already know that I'm a flaming homosexual.
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No. 7497 ID: d50925

Whatever arouses me. So far there is no general category for what has done that.
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No. 7498 ID: 70d9eb

Gay - 4
Both/Pansexual/Whores - 13
Straight - 9
Bread - 1
Asexual - 2
The Sun - 2
Non-orientable Surfaces - 1
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No. 7512 ID: 98d25f

I vote for everything but tits. Because I like tits and can't get any.
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No. 7524 ID: f4963f
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7524

>>7512
Clearly, the only option is to cultivate your own.
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No. 7531 ID: 98d25f

>>7524
Are this some kind of titty seeds? Do they grow tits on trees?
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No. 7533 ID: f4963f

>>7531
They'll turn baren soil fertile and fertile soil into rampaging overgrowth. Use them wisely.
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No. 7635 ID: bd5545
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7635

I've heard of unisex but I've never had it.
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No. 8560 ID: 37471f

Guess I forgot to post. Pretty damn gay in terms of interests, though apparently I fly low on the gaydar.
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No. 8574 ID: 06681f

Tits, please!
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No. 8579 ID: f4963f

>>8560
So you're saying you're a stealth bomber with dick-seeking missiles.
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No. 8699 ID: 37471f

>>8579
Pretty much, except those missiles are too lazy to seek anything and generally don't get fired anyway.
Maybe I'm just a dick-targeting surveillance drone.
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No. 8724 ID: a41aaf

Tits, but lazy. Open to potential love of The Cock, but having never met a loveable cock...
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No. 8734 ID: 6547ec

Despite claims to the contrary I'm boringly vanilla and straight.
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No. 8735 ID: 365adf

>>8734
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
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No. 8736 ID: 135871

>>8734
only when you're awake apparently
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No. 11835 ID: 8a6625

would do a trap, but nay otherwise
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No. 11837 ID: df5782

Tits, they go well with my mantits
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No. 11855 ID: 2563d4

>>11837
I misread this as "...with my mantis" every time I scroll past. And the worrying thing is that I can't fault my brain on autocorrecting that given the context of this place.
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No. 11856 ID: 70d9eb

>>11855
I didn't notice until now that it wasn't mantis.
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No. 11860 ID: 3392ab

>>11856
Ditto :V
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No. 18219 ID: f2abea

Bitequest turned me sharksexual
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No. 18222 ID: 0d7a83
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18222

I don't care as long as there's frills.

Cisqur made them my fetish :V
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No. 18223 ID: 4bdd79

>>18219
Why did you bump this?
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No. 18225 ID: 2db784
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18225

+1 for menloving individuals
>>18222
I apologize for your affliction
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No. 18226 ID: 5b0012

People of antisexual orientation represent!
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No. 18227 ID: 4bdd79

I'm goatsexual.
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No. 18231 ID: c61ec8

UPDATED STATISTICS:

43 - Frills
0 - Other
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No. 18233 ID: 8361f6

It pains me that I can't come up with something witty and hilarious to say without sounding like an utter fuckhead, so instead I'll rather boringly say heterosexual.
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No. 18235 ID: d3ccca

I STICK MY PENIS IN THINGS THAT DON'T ALREADY HAVE ONE
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No. 18256 ID: 1aba78

+1 gay

oops
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No. 18745 ID: aebc1f

throwing my hat at both, since this thread is here
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No. 21208 ID: dd9039

Straight
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No. 21219 ID: 7acb8e

I guess I'm both?


>>18227
THE LORD OF GOATS.
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No. 21225 ID: bd67a0

Flaming homogay.
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No. 21261 ID: dcd48d

I'm pretty gay yo.
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No. 21262 ID: 7acb8e

All this Ghey would explain why there were so many votes to shrink Iora's tits.

trollface.jpg
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No. 21263 ID: e80040

ahahahhaha
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No. 21264 ID: eea689
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21264

If it's cute, has thumbs (or analogous prehensile organs, or meets some other intellience-denoting standard) and is capable of orgasm or other sexual pleasure, I'll go for it!
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No. 21274 ID: 2563d4

>>21264
Translation: "oh god, I'm desperate, ANYTHING!"
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No. 21276 ID: 197830

>>21274
I don't know. Do I count as "desperate" if I already have a boyfriend (albeit one I don't get to see as often as I like)?

I just like sex. And people. And aliens (fictional ones, anyway, who technically are people too).
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No. 21604 ID: 067a04

I will romance any person I have a mutual attraction with, but I don't like sex. Romantic asexual.
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No. 21659 ID: b2112e

Sentientosexual.
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No. 22296 ID: 81ae09

Gay - 8
Both/Pan/omnisexual/Whores - 18
Straight - 13
Bread - 1
Asexual - 4
The Sun - 2
Non-orientable Surfaces - 1
Frills - 1 (but secretly everyone loves them)
Goatsexual - 1
Tits - 3
Sharksexual - 1
Sentientosexual? - 1

and plus one for the
everything that moves.(included in the count.)
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